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# moo.

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(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# hahah
they have a sticker for everything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# He is very aroused.
mind you, the bride's mother was a right cow.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# FIRE TORPEDOS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
arf : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# happy candles!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# cheers mister steve sir : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ON the bright side, at least he's just posing for the camera,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# .
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# now that is a
cow prod
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Now it's off to the honeymooooooooooon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
#

I'll draw a quick pic for the first person that can CORRECTLY NAME the house that inspired the above design :D
Edit: gonna give that to theoriginalsteve. Answer is Derceto from Alone it the Dark.
(That's the original 1992 version, not the utter shit they've cranked out recently)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Animal House?
House of the rising sun?
Little House on the Praire?
House?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# its not Amytiville, Addams Family, Shining or Psycho
is it Pat butcher's house in Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# alone in the dark :D
from way back in the early 90s

edit: this mansion - upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Alone_in_the_Dark_boxart.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# naaaaaaaaame.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Derceto apparently
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Steve
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Jeremy Hartwood's Mansion
Louisiana mansion - Derceto


edit: embarressingly enough I had to look that fact up
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# ****WIN****
Whatcha want drawn?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# ooooooooohhhhh... errrmmm, give me a moment to think of something :D

edit: Keeping to the spooky theme:

a ghost hunter (sexy or otherwise :D) being chased out of a haunted house by ghosts she failed to exorsise correctly



(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# An Aerobics ghost hunter being chased by horny ghosts she failed to 'exercise'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# A'kay :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# shit!
5 triangles are attacking me slowly!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Mock not this classic game!
I still play it from time to time.
Can complete it in about 45 minutes :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Arkham?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Disney haunted house
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialise!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# make your own
www.haunteddimensions.raykeim.com/index412.html
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Norman Bates' house
behind the motel in Psycho
edit: more stupid world
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8557222.stm
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# ghost is pretty colour
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Thorntown?
Pretty generic american haunted house shape.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Something out of pet Cemetary
Or something Stephen King related?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# This house \/
www.hollywoodgothique.com/wp-content/uploads/hh2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# House out of
House's house, or the house out of the film House, starring Willam Katt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Kong Studios
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# The Addams Family?
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Ministry of Sound
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Mad House: Discount Clothing


*Shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The Dark Night Detective of Old London Town

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha Jeremy Brett ftw!
woo (plus in frame 3, they look well "rapey")
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# *doffs*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# biddlebiddllbiddlebiddly....boooo.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# haha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Quickly robin pass the BatCocaine
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Holy Opium Den Batman, Spring Heeled Joker has struck again!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Shamon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# sorry


I see this poster everytime I get a coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# coughs and sneezes spread diseases
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# So does shagging chavs by the bins out the back of the Dog & Duck on a Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# from experience?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Read it in the Daily Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# we buy any catarrh...DOT COM
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# spangworthy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# very!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# oh well played
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# mucuzmobile.com
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# if only
i would be rolling in the cash at the minute
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# CAYKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# yay
cheers
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# haha
bravo
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I've just seen
they have an Onion news story on their website...!

Genius, or very stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Uuurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
well, I liked it : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Your country needs you to take a joke.


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(jameseyb, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# OK
A horse walks into a bar.
It was Jeremy. What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# This is a true story
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# This is more than a true story.
This is SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Hello new person
Don't be shy. Pull up a chair and shop a kitten.

And don't forget to read the faq before the board nazi's get you.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Killer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Is that Julian Clary?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Do you mean Italy?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Germany
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Honda Accord
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# flange otter?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Bangor
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Yemen?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Norway!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Oman...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Nempnett Thrubwell?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# never far away
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# No, but he thinks he is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# This is my favourite thing to do with Jesus ever.
www.theonion.com/content/node/33678

June 5th 2011 I will be able to say the immortal words 'Boo-yah! Burn on you, Jesus!'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# stupid world
www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha...........what a reception they must have had
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Rod Hull attending?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# it's actually quite sad.
He's been seeing his duvet behind her back.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# She must be a bit soft
And he's a bit of a case.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I'd plump for a girl like that
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I think I'd feel too down.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I bet they'd been sleeping together for some time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# hmm
didnt we do a vote for a change compo a while back?
edit : im going off to watch star trek before work
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Rarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Mmmm mouth lips!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# chris!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# labia lols
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# EROTEK

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
KNEEL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# yoga flame!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# haha TIGERRR!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# this makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I'd vote for him if he looked like this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I probably will anyway because I'm impressionable
and an internet told me to.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# in that case
vote for me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# You can easily tell that he's lying . . . his lips are moving !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:51, archived)
# hippopotomous on the prairie
better than a sheep dog

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# yay for Marmosets
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# marmosets carry bubonic plague
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# wouldn't marmosets carry the fleas that carry bubonic plague?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# in a little bag marked FLEAZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# to do that, they are required by law to wear a top hat, and grow an evil looking moustashe and goatee beard.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# and say mu-haha while twisting the tashe
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# exactly! Although optional, they are also advised to wear capes.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Needs more monacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# should villains have monocles?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Always:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# bluddy cheek!

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# gday guvnor
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# rather!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
#

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# no-apparently...
they spread it by coughing on stuff. Weird but true
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# aaahhh... then they must develop pneumonic plague I guess
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# It's marmots that carried the plague
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# an' good eatin I dare say
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# can it be milked?
No, really, can they?
I must know!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# technically but only when they have young
edit : oh, i cant belive i just did this www.chacha.com/question/can-you-milk-a-hippo
A hippo's milk is bright pink & very thick so the calf can nurse while under water without the milk dissolving much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# You went there, didn't you
You had to go there.

Edit : Depends on the supermarket. Consult the manager if in doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I cant help myself
its a disease
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# awesome yet nasty.
Thank you.

Edit - Oh fuck.

St Earwulf
"You can buy special Hippo Milking Apparatus on eBay. But it's probably a scam"
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# unwanted wedding present
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# *puts hand up guiltily*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# looks hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# haha fuck you picturesque family
have a HIPPO and like it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Laugh now
but just wait until the charming family sitcom "Hungry Hippo" comes to BBC3.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hotter than my Hippo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# two pints of lager and a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahah
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Mai Wars?
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# yay for wookies
farm4.static.flickr.com/3320/3410827540_d95c72a8d3_m.jpg
mine is nsfw perhaps probably ok but you never know
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# wookies with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# wits?
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# wookits perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# woobs
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# this tickles me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
#
*rubs thighs*
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Steady on!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# That'll be why.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *emerges from hole*
Hey all!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I bring in to question his ability to mix a cocktail
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# shooooom
Hover Giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# This is the Future of Giraffe-based nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# *launches giraffe-seeking lion missiles *
top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I shall animate it for the late night peeps I think
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I like you
but I don't see a practical use for it, and for that reason, I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# High speed giraffe delivery
will just have to wait then :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I would like to order three of those please

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# yay
silly twig should have invested when the market was new
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# pffff
I have done X now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# can't wait until Y
hurry up!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Don't forget Z!
(has no idea what is going on...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# it's b3ta, none of us are supposed to understand what is happening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hmm i think i might know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT2iG08
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahhaha! *Throws spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I thought it was going to blow white hot chunks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# it will hatch into a bunny
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# arf.......am it chicken day now?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hahahah
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
#
hahaha

do Tim Henman
(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# haha...eggcellent idea
:D.............M/PISS :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Them hooves would make good soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
eggcellent
(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
you idiot - you've erasered a layer section and you can't fix it now because you've not saved the psd -

foolish boy!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah fuck you man!
wait...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# doh
gone done a silly
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# this wouldn't happen to a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# allot of spang
today i love it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Late lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Awwww cute
He won't harm anyone either. He took that oath, the one doctors take, what's it called...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# "Arkela - we'll do our best"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Dib dib dib
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I know but he says one thing then does another.
He's a complete oh what's that word?
(twattybanjo, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# politician?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# He also reckons he's ill all the time - he's a ...
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# a
consumer ?


(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
*swats at the invisible bats*
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Haha...
trust me I'm a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# "my husband! he's choking!"
"Please, someone help...Is there a Hippo in the house?!"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Everytime you masturbate, Hippo's eat stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Well stop it then!
He's eaten half my bloody pond!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# But then the Hippo's will die /sadface
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# heh heh....and after lunch....................

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# he got the skillz
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
hehehe , but can he grind ?
(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# nice kickflip
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] There is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Uniform bitches


Hey look at me I haven't posted for about a month!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# John Conner?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# No, but you're only allowed to smirk if you're in the front row
getting fondled from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# popey is bottom right
icmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# e
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *tick*
(twattybanjo, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# errr
he was on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# No, he's definitely to the right.
(twattybanjo, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Bindun a million times, but I couldn't help it...
(I helped save b3ta! Conman the Barbarian, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# DAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRWR
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# yay
Image2
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# spang!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Globalisation
(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Catnipppp?
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Looks like the onset of gingivitis
to me
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Gingivitus!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SJkHnjqIH4
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
I can't see it, it's too small :(
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Been a while since I played Mass Effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# lisa riley attack
woo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# There's a blast from the past
I she still alive or did she implode?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# i think she probably fell over
and no-one could get her on her feet again.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# According to Wiki she's only 33
All that poundage lead me to believe she'd had a longer lifetime of consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# planetary accretion
is an surprisingly fast process
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Biggar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# He's got immigrants on his hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# fucking silum seeckers
comin over ere nickin our oaty, choclatey goodness pieces of joy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# all your base are belong to us!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# The Jaws of Hell!
Anyone else google the spambot lower down the page?
www.reviewcentre.com/reviews123118.html
www.ciao.co.uk/Cash_back__5602358

Not just spammers but scammers too...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# so you're saying that I won't get my free hippo ?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# You'd be lucky to get a free drowned rat from those naughty people
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# \o/
I'm still angry that I never got my free Nelson Mandela with that t-shirt I bought
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
"Folks exceptions are always there. Even I availed one of the contract phone deals through mobilerainbow.co.uk, but I had no such experience. I was promised a free gift and believe me, I got hold of it without any hassle. More recently, my Mom availed one of their cash back deals and she was paid the entire amount. To me, the entire experience has been enriching. 5/5"

The use of the word 'availed' and 'enriching' leads me to suspect some subterfuge within this seemingly innocuous analysis of the service provided by said organisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hmm yes...
Nadim - quick - write a review of us - we're getting poor publicity
Oh - and while you're at it -Spam that b3ta website - it' full of guillible fools - we'll be coining it in in no time!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# They go together
like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga dong
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahahah
here have this wot i just made
coconuheadfacemant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# happy coconut is happy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# alright milky joe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# he might kick sand in your face :O
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
thankyou
(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# your wellcome
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# keep a watch on upper right four and anterior three please
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# WOAH!
nice teef:)......nice taggin'too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Gobulisation?
(I helped save b3ta! Conman the Barbarian, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# What a wonderful thing it is.
Top image to.
(Peter_G, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# pikachu is gonna get you

run little ones run

the bloke sitting next to you
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hypnotic breasts are hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# wasn't just me then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I paused at my keyboard trying to think of something to say to that.
This is all I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# C- must try harder

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# i think i just came in my pants
did I just put that
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# No that was me
*passes pants back*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# It's like a bulimic Pacman
Binging and purging her head forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
I think I was on 4chan when this set first appeared, but this anim is scary....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# he's very scary whoever he is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# it is blatently a girl
i can tell by the breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# the boobs suggest its a lady
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# y'think?


I still think he's scary

(it's blatantly a bloke wearing a wig and glasses with a pair of gazza tits stuffed underneath his lady's coat...)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# men dressed as ladies on the internet?
you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# now you've put doubt in my mind
I'd have sworn it was Mighty Nibus..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# It's a close shave and no discernable adam's apple


not conclusive though, *fwaps anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# If it wasn't for the stupid hat,
would.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# something to hold on to
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# nice shoppage on the adams apple then
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Worryingly some women do have Adam's apples while some men are left bereft
When such things can't be relied upon, where do we turn to to identify gender?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
#
look inwards.
the truth is out there.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# look to see if they wear trousers or frocks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Are you calling the Scottish a bunch of girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# He's calling chicks in denim manly
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Indeed.
Hairy arms aren't as manly on a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# it can be quite complex
Fortunately the bbc can come to the rescue here. Now all we need are lots doctors and about 6 months worth of testing to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# they just need to ask one question:
What are you drinking?

Pint=male
anything else=female
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Pint of snakebite and black?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# drank by students
only just discovering both the joys of legal drinking and their own identity, free as they are for the first time from the shackles of the family domicile. When they've 'found themselves' they will naturally drift one way or the other, towards either a proper manly pint of beer or a fruit-based refreshment.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Wouldn' t the presence of a womb be fairly conclusive
or lack of a y chromosome... Or am I over simplifying?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# 'scuse me, can I see your womb?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# :S
ok i give up
still would tho
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# phwoar!
would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Made this earlier.
And shamefully posted it on /b/ first instead of here...



Is it bad that I go on 4chan? I feel dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Only a odd, red fluid
from it's blood-stained teats.

(I may have based the teeth on a certain b3tan's Zalgo comic...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# he cums
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Why go to a slattern, riddled with cancer and the clap
when you have the fair maiden that is B3ta to clutch you to her heaving busom?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I dabble on both sides...
I've come out of the eCloset.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# So long as you disinfect yourself thoroughly when you leave, I think it's OK
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Mindbleach. By the gallon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Like dipping your nets when fishing?
*dips pc into murky solution*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Come on !
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# you're riling the Daily Heil brigade today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# linky squire?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# that's rather disarming
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I used him in a joke once...


Click for bigger (153 kb)

(twattybanjo, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# oh dear lord! THe punnage!
Have another history related pea.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# It is, as they say,
All in the eyes.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# here fella :)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1256565/Plan-force-dogs-insured-penalise-responsible-owners.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# If your dog is found in the park without insurance
will they take it off you and crush it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
hahhaaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Police have been scouring the country for dangerous dogs, but currently have no new leads...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAhahahahaha Daily Fail never fails to win:
"You're all missing the point. Insurance comes with a premium/tax and this is just another way of getting money off you all. Nulabour don't give a damn about dog attacks ot animal welfare they just want control of your lives and everything you do or have has to be paid extra for so they can give it away to all our 'visitors'."

Sir Mike The Right

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh boy. Ahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# What?
You suggesting that the new proposed dangerous fruit insurance is in someway discriminatory against everyone but the Scottish?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Oof!
Get Tae Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# the reason they won't introduce it in Scotland is to save fruit getting battered...
...and then deep fried
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# ROFFLEDOGS!
"Yeah sure, microchip dogs, monitor them but let loose killers like Venables & Thompson and release them into society to do as they please.

- Pam, Surrey, 9/3/2010 12:07"


Classic Daily Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# not as classic as this...
www.tomfooleryblog.com/2010/03/comment-on-daily-mail-jon-venables-article-blasts-through-the-stupid-barrier/
I'm hoping it was posted as a spoof comment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha you couldn't make it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# It's just insane
But what worries me, is it's these type of people who are setting Facebook groups 'exposing' who Venables is... even though he's currently in prison!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# aye, I take it you saw the relevant article for that on the Mail website today, that poor bugger being set up by the facebook lynch mob
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Indeed... fucking morons
I've left my media-baiting thoughts too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# *goes to look*
oh yes, I had clicked on that before, without realising it was you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I wonder if he gets fan mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Yeah, from hand-wringing, tree-hugging, one-armed lesbian lefty loons
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Mmmm ... lesbians ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# fuck it then
I won't get a dog, I'll get a crocodile instead. Or a hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Crocodile, you say?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/government-backs-crocodile-insurance-201003092538/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# oh bugger this
I'll just buy a gun
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# It makes the day fly by!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# if it's any consolation, I clicked green :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Thumbs up to your comment
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
It's funny because the Greek word for horse is.... oh never mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Stavros
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# actually
horse of the water

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
You shopped in horses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Is he called Jeremy too?
(twattybanjo, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# unexpected hippo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hahhahahaha, that is one fast hippo.....
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# how odd
woo.


EDIT: gaz sent to edykiddy:

Post one most advert on b3ta and your work email address will be subscribed to every porn site and your work phone number every telemarketing contact list I can find.

Now are we going to be a good little child and stop?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I don't know, but I might start
free porn is one hell of an incentive
especially if its hippoporn
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# hippoporn is teh win!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# excellent
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# b3ta justice :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# That is evil
Just evil.

I approve.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# If anybody has their own webserver...
running on a reasonably safe OS, you can follow the instructions at www.fresh.files2.serveftp.net/ and set up a server that can be spidered by the spammers.
Just have edykiddy's kumpanee's email domain name as the domain name in the list (assuming that it is not his ISP's like btconnect or something) and millions of email addresses will be sporned. Then spidered, then their mail server will clog up with spam.
Simple. Might even work.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I'm scared of spiders
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Historical fact.
"Didst I that is king fire a flock of bullets like that of the birds of the air, or but a scattering, like those crusts thrown unto the poor? In my magnificence, such details oft do not concern me, and thus I put it to you as to whether or not you have prayed mightily this day that the gods will save you. I enquire again - have you prayed mightily this day that the gods will save you? Well - have you, peasant?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Why is it always raining in you historical facts?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Because I like to shag goats
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# coz you're worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# *flicks hair seductively*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# for great justice!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# The famous speech from Dirty Henry the Fifth
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# peow!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# ooo er missus!
"well butter my crumpets, I've only gone and shat myself!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
An old favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
#
hahaha funny
(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# BUY MY HIPPO!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# a mobile phone with a free hippo
now that's something I'd be interested in
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# You know
Someone should set up a website where you could buy mobile get lcd, xbox , what ever you want is free.

Shame no one's thought of it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I've lost track of the number of phones I've lost
due to Hippo attacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Notorious telephiles, hippos.
Their latin name, translated, literally means "That which takes away your mobile communication device what you just got"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# they're part of the magpie family
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# The Anglo Saxons called them
"Stately Ravens", though in the latter part of the 13th C they became known by their now-common nickname "Roofbusters", due to the habit of entire flocks of hippos choosing a single roof to perch on, and damaging it in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Their numbers have gone into sharp decline in the past few years
due to widespread culls of their favourite food, the waltzing goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Medieval goat herders
needed to be vigilant for wild hippos attacking their livestock. This is recorded in some detail in the traditional fairy tale "The Boy Who Cried Hippo"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Not to mention the noticable shortage of condiminia strong enough to withstand their farting as they perch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Peasants
would grease the walls of their houses to stop the flocks of Roofbusters climbing up the drainpipes, resulting in national shortages of butter and causing the Butter Riots of 1386
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Or, better still,
someone should DDOS a site where you can buy mobile get....etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# if you gave away something like a laptop, lcd, xbox, camcorder etc as free deals
with every phone, you'd probably have no budget left for marketing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *glees*
Hippowagon:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# hahah, that looks like one hungry, hungry hippo.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# What about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# a crocotamus, or a hippodile? *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Seams hippo I think ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hippocrocopig needs more pig
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
#
hip hip hurrah
(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Show me an example of Business without tricks
Do you have any idea where no tricks are applied in Business.

buy mobile get lcd, xbox , what ever you want is free.. shocked

www.mobilerainbow.co.uk/
(edykiddy, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# You utter twat
Dedicated Hosting:
mobilerainbow.co.uk is hosted on a dedicated server.

Domain name:
mobilerainbow.co.uk

Registrant:
Bunny Connect Ltd

Registrant type:
UK Limited Company, (Company number: 4558944)

Call Free: 0870 034 7403
E-mail: [email protected]

Registrant's address:
135 The Parade High Street
135 The Parade High Street
Watford
WD17 1NA
United Kingdom

Registrar:
1 & 1 Internet AG [Tag = SCHLUND]
URL: registrar.1und1.info

Relevant dates:
Registered on: 20-Sep-2004
Renewal date: 20-Sep-2010
Last updated: 19-Mar-2009

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ohhh. "Coder". I wondered what a cader was. Sadly, I am not that sort of coder.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Yes a coder!
With nasty big pointy teethies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)
# He'll do you up a treat, mate! He's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I am invussybull!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I am assured that this works

Maybe we should all try it (pages will be shorted though)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# YEah but that takes the fun out of it:)
I'm hoping that talkboard have itchy dialling fingers today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I haven't been into Derby yet...
This is too much fun
(no, I'm not going to ignore him either - everybody makes mistakes when they join but we all learn from them. This one is pig-ignorant and deserves to be roasted - the company he's advertising should be 'informed' as well. Maybe their email address can end up on a spammer's list or something)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Hehehe YOo give me an idea....
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# go on then...
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I did
I posted it up top:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# its right next to the
volunteer center
and a oriental resteraunt farm5.static.flickr.com/4057/4419891786_0fb6a9c2ee_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Yeah right.
Like people would volenteer to be in Watford:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I was trying to have a look at the place via street view but its not very exciting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Au contraire
right by the pond and a minute from the Library, Town Hall and swimming pool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I take it all back xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# blimey, I might pop in there after work to annoy them.
what is it with everyone on here being from Watford recently?

I get the feeling I must have inadvertently met a few b3tans without knowing it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# graffiti
"www.mobilerainbow.co.uk" on their wall. They won't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I are from woffud, but I moved.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Well...
...that matches their record at Companies House. Apparently their accounts are overdue by about a month.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# oh you're fucking shitting me...
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# die
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# IAMOUTRAGED
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# DEGARD TUOMAI!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# CARTESIAN DUALISM!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# this dog insurance lark they're on about today,
do you get a 'No Maims' discount after a year?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hahahah!
THREAD SAVE \o/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I signed up for dance insurance
Next year I'm going to get a no claims disco.



^ I just made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I have seafood insurance
I get a no clams discount
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# haha oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# it's a comment I've posted, currently on a +5, on the Daily Heil article :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# ok, I thought you were just making a noob mistake before, now I know you are are deliberately being a prick
fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# stop ruining Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# yOu NeEd ThE TeScO HoMe ClOnE KiT

Just do what it says
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# you ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Not the turning of the back!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hey new guy
please read the faq i know its long but this is a site for people to photoshop pictures. your pushing them off the end of the page it makes people upset.
edit : this one was from when i changed my name, honest
frogodile2
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Have you got luh-ce-de for my vhh-hhh-sss?
www.dailymotion.com/video/x2orbb_fone-jacker-doovde-player_fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# IN UUN PRISON THREE YEARS
One Inventor Would Snatch En-
emy Rifles by Meansof
Magnets.""
-FLEA V SHELL IS JJFFERED
under the head of motive power the
majority are of the "overbalancing
wheel" type, which date* from the
thirteen^ century. Power Is to be ob-
tained from other schemes of People
walking about floors and up and down
stairs; passenger llfUrare~T5r6e=us«^
ThenJThtre It tht ScUwort Plane, the
Tally-Ho Cannon, and the Moon.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# shocked
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# old macdonald had a farm ââåâïîïïããäåôõôóôô
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# i hope you get arse cancer
and then put in jail and have your arse cancer raped by several 'daddies'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# its so silly how posts like this get more of a response than pretty much every image ever posted here
:(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I rather liked the subtle mod edit from earlier
and was hoping for another just like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# The latest addition to the dawn chorus in my backyard
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Someone always has to go one better.
woo.

EDIT: Have hippo related mashery.


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# awesome work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# That's super!
Today is now Hippo Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# thanks a nice snap
hehehehe not bad
(edykiddy, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# OI! Back in your Spam tin!
Who gave you the key?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Nearly all real words but not in any sensible order
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
#
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# good to see you're playing the game properly now!
just remember that spam will only earn you a batttering on the board... Just stick to art and anims you've made yourself (within size limits etc as in the FAQ):D

anyway, welcome to b3ta, pull a kitten and drape it over a stool, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# which regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# How regular are you?!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# the early morning honk of the hippopotatit
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I'm glad someone on here recognised the species
and could put a name to it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# you mean hippopotitmouse
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# this is lovely linguistic work
that deserves to be recognised
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# TwooaAAAAARRAKKAAaeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# You rang m'lud?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# That was an imitation of the delicate call of the Hippopotatit.
But, since you're here, get me an orange juice and the morning paper, would you, Jeeves?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Very good, M'lud
*juices an orange parakeet*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# that is very much how i hear it
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Cooooooooooool!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# See.
No manatees.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)

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