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# not done much 'shopping recently - so i made this!!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
*runs for the hills*
*sees that coming from the hills*
*runs away from the hills*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# beware
the hills have teeth :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# And someone holding a static'd balloon overhead...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# :D
I was thinking that.. Hello Trellis *hugs*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hello m'lovely
*hugs*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# the moon not doing it for you then
?? :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I don't have a jumper big enough to static the moon


Oh rats, time to go to w*rk
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# have you been looking in my mirror?
also: nicely done
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hehehe
sadly i have :) actually at the moment i'm not very hairy as i had my monthly shave :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Wow, that's seriously good.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# thank you
you're very kind :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# He just wants to be loved
Very good by the way.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# hehehe the monsters always want love
but they dont know how to express themselves :D thanks - glad you like it! :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# have
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# you dirty bitch
:)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# never
:D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Fantastic
That's really cool, I'm jealous :)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
no need - its not great :) Glad you like it! :)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Dark but beautiful!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# the dark hides errors
:)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# ROMBIES?!
:d
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hahaa
not sure what a Rombie is - but i like it! :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# SPAAAARTAAAA?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# sorry i'm rising that
:(
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Cor!
Top work as evar!


(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# hello DTH
:) glad you like!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I don't know why I bothered

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Pfffft.
At least you can come up with ideas, which is why I rarely post images anymore!

/violins
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I can relate to that...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Actually I think it was from when I typed
this earlier:P
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Ha ha,
I knew it was something. You created a worm that entered my brain. Look what you've done, shame on you
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Well you say worm...
*ear rapes*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# ..
It looked like a worm
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# that hole wasn't its bum
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# happeing to me too not even 2 years in
:(
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# On the rare occasion I do come up with something...
I remember how bad my skills are and decide it's a bad idea!

Edit: Thank god for the creative ones among us!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Never stopped me
I think I make Photoshop fairies cry with my ham-fisted attempts to manipulate anything.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# oh well
i suppose technique is only part of the gag , once it's not a seamfest it works.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I was thinking of doing that actually:P

Nicely done :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Haha
anything Tron related automatically rules
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahah ace!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# hello..not the best blood effect though
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# with a garnish of Gummi bears and gravel
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# mmm, gravel
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
#
correction - gravél
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
aggregratin
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I reckon he's a psychotic killer in his spare time.
Mid-ningletons.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Dexter, but all "Cheffy"...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Is it just me
Or does anyone else think that he has the biggest head but has all his features squashed into the middle?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Real life gnops!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:24, archived)
# ^^this
(thankees I couldn't think of the word for them)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# RUBBERY!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# oh my god its Jackie Chan!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# You Ethan Hawke!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# haha
I'd watch that film
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# he's the opposite of Paula Abdul
her face is too small for all the things that are on it
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Does that include your cock?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# frequently
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# *Googles*
Hahahaha!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# A natural gnop?:D
Same with Doogy Howser in How I Met Your Mother.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# To disembowel or not to disembowel, THAT is the question


(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I Clawdius?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Oooh that's a good one... but no
p.s. hiya
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Ba dum tish
I was always more a Gentlemen of Velociraptor fan myself. Or Loves Labours Lost World.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# cor this is a bit good
T-Rex Harrison as Caesar
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Cheeeeeeeeeeeers
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# lully!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# core, where have ewe Bin?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Busy with my fabulous lifestyle innit*
*working lots :(
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I miss your drawings
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I miss drawing
Which is handy for the both of us - I hope to be doing more, but betterer :)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Et tu, Brutasaurus
BrutasaurusWoo!

EDIT: Philociraptor! gleeeeee!


(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *scrobbles*
Ta
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# *glees*
*cheerywaves*

Welcome back stranger.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Howdy mister
How do?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I do how:D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Alas poor Raptor, I knew him well.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# noice work ! good to see you back on the board again
i also found this drawing jj did of me you jessie, fluffy the prof and the doctor, way back when we first met up,


Click for bigger (122 kb)

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# He did one of Jessie and me cuddling amid tentacles
I really should dig it out.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Both
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Advances in medical science means U2 can play at Glastonbury after all...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahhahahahaha
paralysis lols
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Bo-no(feeling in his legs)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# oof!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# stuck in a leg brace you can't get out of
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hold me, Thrill me, Pick Me up, Take me to the Toilet...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Traction Baby? ...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# No spine on the horizon?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# "Even Better than the Wheel Thing!"
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# nicely Done sir
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Thankyou, I am currently working on a colleagues computer because my work computer died.
It's like wearing someone else's shoes.

Or pants.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Oh dear...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha, nicely done
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# LolFeetz

(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# hahahaha
quack quack
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Ha!
It genuinely does still look like him, too...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Haha they can....
...but really shouldn't for the sake of our ears.

edit: nicely done even if it was on someone else's computer
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Thanksa!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# splutter
click
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# sounds like you need a service
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Real laughs!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Prolly Bindun, certainly straight to Hull
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# oh fuck
hahaha
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also does smoothies!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha how naughty
also I never noticed this about Back to the Future
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Oooh! Well spotted. I hadn't either.
My fave is this. The workout sceen in Carry on camping. Watch for Hatty's hat.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# haha
it's some sort of instantaneous self-tying headscarf which only operates on the occurrence of toplessness

that's certainly a niche market
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# It's a truncated version in the link
There's about two or three shots of here with a nekkid head first.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# PHWOAR
CRUMPET
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# seriously?
You never noticed that?.

You suck ; p
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I've seen BTTF once
which is more times that I've seen E.T.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# In that case, I'll let you off
It's one of my favourite films - I must have seen it a squillion times.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I am almost ashamed to admit
that I've seen Bugsy Malone more times than any other film
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I can top that.
Mine will be Dirty Dancing. The joys of having a sister.

And being a complete raving gaylord as well, obviously.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I only saw Dirty Dancing last year
but I did rather like it.

But as I am a girl, I'm allowed to.

The same group of friends who made me watch that also made me watch Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood the same night.

The oestregen in that room was amazing...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Man, if I watched them I bet I'd grow tits.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# haha, I only saw it for the first time recently
I spent so long concentrating on not missing the "I carried a watermelon" line that I missed most of the plot (is there any plot?)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I think it might be an allegory for the Holocaust.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Its a good film!
I went to Secret cinema a while back and they were showing Bugsy, towards the end, just a he shouts "they're here!!!" the film stopped, everyone goes "aawwwwww boooooo" then all of the doors spring open, and a bunch of people with splurge guns storm in, loads of others start putting cans of foam, plates and rain macs on every table, chaos starts to kick in, someone shouts, "ROLL THE FILM!!!!" 1,000 odd people start a huge pie fight/sing along!

Awesome night!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOnswf7XaOE
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Reminds me of Return to the Forbidden Planet.
A musical version of Forbidden Planet using 60's and 70's rock and roll songs (the tagline was 'Shakespeare's forgotten rock and roll classic')

It starts with the cast in the audience doing the inflight warning and all the musical numbers are done with the cast as the band, swapping instruments for each song.
The highlight of the show for me was Cookie the chef leading the show into the interval with an eight minute guitar solo to Santana's She's Not There.

Utterly fantastic!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I saw a version of that down at wimbledon theatre ages ago,
There was lots of tentacles too!
Ace show.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# The scary thing is I saw it for my 18th birthday.
So for my birthday in July it'll be half a lifetime ago.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Have you seen ET minus seven times?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha yes
I got it on VHS, erased it, then watched the blank tape 7 times
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# As long as you make a copy you won't die.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I saw it before they made it
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Only if asked very nicely.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha. I have to ask; what wattage is it?:D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Awesome wordplay - I love the book too.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Watching the games...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I think No 2 has a secreted strappon!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
judging by the huggee's expression I'm inclined to agree!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# MEDIC!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# MEDICK!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# ooh
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# ha ha
nice!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:38, archived)
# hahaha!
Grand!


(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# haha
where is the beach volleyball being held for 2012? I only ask out of curiosity
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Bristol
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# *passes dropped 's'*


(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# oooOOOooo maaaaay-tron:D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*flares nostrils*


(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Brisstol
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# That's how it's pronounced proper like
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# It's Brizzle
I assure you

*lives here*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# West Country B3tans.
There's no end to the fucks.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Indeed
High Six!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I can't count that far.
Have some drugs instead, I'd have thought.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# S'Bristol.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# EARLS COURT :D
All businesses in my area got a letter from the gormless shitbag mayor of London listing what would be going on here.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Where's the Beach then?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# They're making a beach in the Earls Court arena.
Which, I'm informed, was one of the main site for the previous London Olypmics.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# that's kind of cheating
Beach Volleyball should be on a proper beach - with sea, seashells, seaweed and used condoms...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Yes
They should have used one of London's well known beaches:P
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I honestly think London should have lost the Olympic bid for this
They should have gone for Scarborough. Splendid Beach for Beach Volleyball.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Yeah but anyone visiting
wouldn't have understood a word the natives said!:P
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I thought they were doing it on that parade ground by The Mall?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Burghead Thistle FC
We've got the rowing events down our way - thinking of letting our flat for the Olympics
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Letting it do what?
Yeah I think over the olypics we'll be charging 30 quid a night for a dorm bed.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# letting it get trashed by dirty forrins and their outlandish rituals
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I've got an uncle who had a house where the Village is being built now.
It was all kept nice and quiet but the government gave him a compusory sale orger for about 60% of the properties wirth. So basically if he didn't take it they'd take it anyway and shove him in jail.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I've never understood the legality behind that
sounds like total wank to me
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Let's face it there's probably not a country on the planet that doesn't have a law like that.
It's 'for the greater good'


*Hot Fuzzes*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I thought it was Horse Guards.
But I could be wrong.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# It's only to be expected, them being young red-blooded....errmmm...things
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# tee hee
Very good!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# beautiful
it's all in the eyes. lovely.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Bonjour!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Yays
Brit is comed a war!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Wahey man! That's greert!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Santa and Dec?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Pea
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Gute Nacht..!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Ohm, my goodness! I'm shocked!
my goodness! I'm shocked!You really socket to us!
I'd give the earth to be as good as you!
Wire you so good at these?


(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# I get them from my wife, Sheena..
she's a pun cracker!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I thought she was a skunk mocker
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# heheh
The Japanese version.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Lacist!


(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Oh Man
!!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# LOLlocker
:)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hahaha.

FFS! Got the most disgusting eater here at the moment. All I hear over my counter is the squelching of someone eating cereal with their mouth wide open.

They even came up and asked a question eating a croissant, crumbs hanging from mouth, whilst chewing noisily with a mouth full of food.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Fine, I'll go eat somewhere else then
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Do that:P
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Opening doors is Child's Play!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:57, archived)
# works nicely
:)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:58, archived)
# as the barber of the crazy fuhrer
what do you think of this then?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10159789.stm
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Hehe
It is the type of thing I used to do when I gave him a haircut. I'd experiment with wacky styles to make him look foolish in front of the masses. Believe it or not, I sent him out to a rally in Nuremburg with curtains and an undercut (but sadly Goebbels spotted it at the last second and made me fix it).
:p
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Looks a bit like
TIM MINCHIN
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:58, archived)
# hahahahaha!
She's not chunky though, is she?
Really?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I used to detest the advert she did on Australian TV when I lived there.
SHe boasted with her diet you could even eat lammington!:O
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:01, archived)
# *googles lammington*
nyom nyom
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# *also checks google*
*concurs with nyoms*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Aussie yum them by the bucket load for some reason.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha
It's funny coz it's true ging-ger!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Nicely Done sir
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:04, archived)
# That's fabulous!!
Nice one Q!! *Click* :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Thanks Kindly Ninj!
:)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# hahhahahha! that fits so well!
nings b3ta
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Ha ha, perfect.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
That's excellent!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# This whole thing, to me, is a thorough none-news story
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Brilliant
Chunky is such a good word.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:29, archived)
# 'ning everybody
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:47, archived)
# hehehe, 'ningles.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:48, archived)
# :) Supercat busy saving the world
still has time to hunt sparrows and leave one in your slipper
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:19, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:21, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Hahaha
That's excellent. I needed cheering up this morning - nearly finished 28 hrs straight of work and struggling now now to keep my eyes open. Only 2 hours to go, then I can grab some kip!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:35, archived)
# morning Benny
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:47, archived)
# :)
Why hello freebs frourbs
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:51, archived)
# SPANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*excuseme
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Dear Christ.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Baby oil - Stop the senseless slaughter!

I do like the pull sign on the second door.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Only one which opens in the direction of the hinges
But pedantry aside, this is very woo.
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 2:46, archived)
# brilliant
*click*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:50, archived)
# that took way too long
*delayed spang*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:50, archived)
# ^this
about 20s
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Yep
About 20s here too!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Laaverley
*click*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Very good!
Took a second there :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# ohhhhhh that took me too long!
I really need to get myself a spang image one of these days...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# that last one took some getting
woo!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# ah christ
I think I need medical treatment after that one.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# I don't get it.
*feels like a mong*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# For maternity the door is push
For clay pigeons the door is pull
For jam containers the door is...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I must be retarded
I feel like kanye west in that fish dick episode of south park.

jam containers contain jam and jam is tasty so...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# oh god, took me an hour to work it out.
the door is slightly open.

another word for a slightly open door is... (4 words, begins with a)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# AJAM!
thank you kind sir.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# 4 words?
is it perhaps "A slightly open door"? That starts with a.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
#
raja backwards
(, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaahahaha!
Very clever sir!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha!
I admit, the last one took me a moment... :)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# It took me far too long to get this
Congratulations, spangtastic!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hardy har! :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Took me about 2 minutes and 4 attempts to get that last one!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *Tries to unscrew third door*
*gets self in pickle*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# o rly?
I won't admit to the length of time I was rissed by this...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Took a moment for the
penny to drop. Excellent!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Dictator Wipeout
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:43, archived)
# if only
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:55, archived)
# I can't wait for Mugabe to go over the big red balls
and then blame Britain when he falls off.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Again with the balls.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 4:35, archived)
# It's the gay mafia.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 6:00, archived)
# with their gay mafia agenda.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 6:05, archived)
# How are you?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 6:06, archived)
# Do they leave the other horse's head in your bed?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:05, archived)
# ALSO IMMINENT BALL PAIN
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 5:03, archived)
# You've slurred the name of a good man. Mugabe isn't a dictator.
He's a democratically elected official like Ahmadinejad and Hamid Karzai.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Room for one more?
This is all I can think about when I see that there miffy. I'd be very surprised if not bindun...
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Miffy goes postal
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Sam and Max rule
I used to have the first game but not that one. Are the comics still going?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 7:43, archived)
# I dunno
however i now have a tefal quick cafe :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# HELP! I really need to sort this out
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Take the dog out of your pants, and stop hurting your knee, you clumsy fucking neanderthall.
Glad I could help.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:04, archived)
# yeah but but but
there's sexy girly toes, and hairy legs -- i'm just so confused
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:05, archived)
# It's a man. It's clearly a man. With painted nails.
If you're sexually aroused by that, then that's your perogative.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# well then.
my chances of getting laid just doubled
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Double 0 still isn't that much.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:08, archived)
# HIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOH!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Shit, not even the Hiiiaaoooh got a laugh, you're bombing. BAIL BAIL BAIL! MAYDAY! ABORT ABORT!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# one last one
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Obamy Mif Laden?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 3:33, archived)
# dwarf giraffes
need stilts
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:23, archived)
# very nicely
*click*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:24, archived)
# RACE :D
Hover Giraffe
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:25, archived)
# wow, nice
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:29, archived)
# we have an invasion force
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:31, archived)
# waspephant!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Fuck off you bastards, with your string of well shopped elething and giraffathings.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:59, archived)
# give us a dinosaur to join our army
go on go on go on go on
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:09, archived)
# I want the wicked beast!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 4:02, archived)
# faster, faster!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:39, archived)
# weeeee
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
# d'oh
screwed up the anim at the end!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:43, archived)
# adds a bit of a valin flare to the thing
I like it
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 2:10, archived)
# nice one. :)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
# 'mike woz ere' says he loves you
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:32, archived)
# I doubt that very much :)
but what a lovely thought to go to bed with!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:33, archived)
# well, he called you a cunt actually :(
i honestly don't know why everyone hates you.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:35, archived)
# they don't like me pointing out
that they are subnormal half-wits. ;)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:40, archived)
# oh.....
fair enough lol
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Tronguy goes too far....again.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Haha, love it.
*click
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# lolballs
*clicks*

EDIT: ballslol rather
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:19, archived)
# haha
lemon stuffer
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:19, archived)
# strangely erotic
top stuff
if the buttons on the top of their head get pushed do the eyes pop out?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# haha
i like what you've done with your hair.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# argh
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Make them go away.............................please!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Male...camel toe?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:56, archived)
# nnnunngggg
blackpoolhellboySM2
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:05, archived)
# ooh, subtle
woo!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I've never seen rock that colour.
It's clearly chorizo.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
# "Lick my horny stumps, baby"
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
# ahh, so I was inspired
I was wondering why i had rock stuck in my mind today at work
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Could be the boss is using "chuck stones at the workers' heads" incentive techniques
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:10, archived)
# A bit like this today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EI7p2p1QJI
I was in a clean room pushing buttons
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# I like this!
*licks*
and *clicks*
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:09, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:10, archived)
# That's awesome
Jaffacakes?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:10, archived)
# perhaps some of those eggy sweets
I think haribo do them. Oh and white rum with tonic.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# fucking yes!
love it
400pix might be worth it
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# saved 20k
thanks for the tip
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:28, archived)
# looks like he had a nibble
:)
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Ha !
tip of the hat and a click of the mouse
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 4:32, archived)
# LOOK INTO MY FACE!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# But it makes my eyes go funny!
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your face?
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 0:46, archived)
# because slow hypnosis
is part of jack's plan for total world domination
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 0:51, archived)

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