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# aaw he's teenie wee!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# very wee
nicely done squire
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaha you've stretched him really well.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# properlol :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# He's is so gay
From that height he should have his hand on her arse
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# yea but her arm blocks it ;)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# haha
leprichaun tom is impressed
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# he's clearly stood on a box too
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Shopped pictures only, please!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARFFF
& half
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] With thanks to Monty Python
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# No. 1 The... Larch
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# *shows picture of Horse Chestnut*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# haah
like it
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Thankye
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# wow, nice work on deleafing that tree
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Ta
Funnily enough, that was the easy bit (the wonders of the magic wand in Gimp). It was having the patience to create branches that was a bugger. As you can see, I got bored after the first branch :O)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# summer's over for another year
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh here we are and here we are and here we go...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Pfft!
Top fading in and out!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# reminds me of the Ps2 game Ico
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I just vectored this bad boy! Herbert West in Re-animator.
One of my better vectors I reckon, so I dun a big image too.

CFB(B=Blog)

There's a review of it up on my blog too.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Very good
you got the VHS colour tones just right :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# woo
that is awesome :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Thank you sir!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:58, archived)
# NICE!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Wobbly.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I didn't kill him!
I gave him LIFE!!!

I adore that movie
and this pic also
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!
Can watch this film over and over again!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# amazing
*click*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# This is veccy good indeed.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Totally deserving of bigness!
Woo!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# nice vector!

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Oh my god, that is terrible...
I love it! *click*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# O.o
wooness!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# YES
Fantastic vector! Brilliant film :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Jeez
that was a terrible film!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# WHAT????
Where's the 'BLOCK' on this damn B3ta..... ;)

You're crazy man, you're crazy.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# The New Politics, the genesis
of change

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I'd vote for anything that would make Phil Collins fuck off
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# and i'd pay anyone who would shoot whoever came up with that fucking cadburys gorilla advertisement
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I dread to think what he's going to do with his tongue when he gets down there
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I tried to do Jekyll and Hyde
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
# *flips coin*
Coin says this is good.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# yeah Clansoul said
it looked like 2face :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# that's cool :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# thank you
:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Oo that's jolly good.
He's saying "Gottle o' geer".

TJ: CS5!!!!!!!!! LOL! I can edit raw files!

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# very nice
one day i will get a camera that takes RAW :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Do it.
Bloody marvellous, it is.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# money dear boy
is always the problem :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Theft, my lad, is free*.
Terms and conditions apply.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Nice work as ever!
Woo
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# you did well sir
nice colours
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# thanks
the original colours were nice but to sunny - so i toned it down added a shadow, vignette etc :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# You clearly succeeded
WOONESS!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# woo hoo
thank you :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# New post from Manley, inspired by mike and containing neither squirrels, nor tits.*


*Unless you count Kurt Russell.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Now i'm confused.
are you calling Kurt Russell a squirrel?

:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# He has a nice bushy tail.
Or was that Richard Gere?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# *barf*
there goes breakfast :/
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
saw a trailer last night for The Expendables. Jason Statham, Sly Stallone, Mickey Rourke and virtually every other hollywood hard man there's ever been*, including Bruce Willis and Arnie 'The Guvnor' Schwarzenegger.
Its probably shit, but good fun

*Vinny Jones not included
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I am sort of looking forward to it.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# it looks fun
this might be the offical site - not sure - expendablesthemovie.com/
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I get a blank black page?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# it fades from black
full size flash
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# That's how I like my films
:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# total guff
but full of mother-fuckin bullets and short haircuts
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Huzzah!
Is it set in 11th Century England?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# and spoken in a mixed yorkshire/irish accent?
oh yes
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Ooh-Arr!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# OOH
Ar


Muller Lite. My favourite Ad of the moment

:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# oh indeed yes.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I loved the historical aspects to the film .
I don't know how accurate they were though
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Looks a damn sight better than The A Team
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# that looks awful
but the 'Orange mobile' version of it is quite funny
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I'm sure there was a flash of tits in Tango and Cash
I rememeber pausing it and everything!

'nings
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# NEWSFLASH : Old man discovers internet!
I love onagers, best of all the animals
Maybe he should turn on safesearch... top 3 results in google = 2 onagers and 1 news headline about this incident.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hahahahah
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha


hahahahahahahaha




hahahahahahhahahah
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:45, archived)
# hahahaha
"after scrolling through 1000s of images, and after he finally began spunking nothing but sawdust, he changed his search to "donkey sanctuaries""
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# and spunked some more
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# he said
"I was shocked to find, on the 54th page of my search for "donkey sanctuaries" a gallery of pictures involving an Asian woman sucking off a donkey."

alternatively

4 across: Girl in a tub (7).
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
11 down: a party for lemons (10)

edit: hahaha - first result - www.google.co.uk/search?q=a+party+for+lemons
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# silly old bastard
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
#

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# O_o
What is happening?

* Also Woo and NING JJ
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Wow,
haven't heard the term "sharking" in that sense for many years...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# morning Tribs
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# It's morning?
Crap. *goes back to bed*

Morning bilbo.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Yay, SA!
Psst, if you haven't already Mr Jack sir, could you gaz the Prof a link to your purple guinness tribute thread please?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I shall send him a link.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
# needs more animal vagina
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# what doesn't?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# yay!
very good
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# groovy
top stuff
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty, just how i like it...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# at first
I thought it was George W Bush.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# it can be any belmer of your choice! :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Sort of a pee :S
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Haha i love the glass change!
:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# my powers are weak old man
;)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Mmm
yummy(!)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Freshly squeezed
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:31, archived)
# A deep and vibrant colour of piss!
:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly old fucker...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:40, archived)
# People do hang some strange pictures on their walls
Good ning!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I really like this...
Both the album and your arts!

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Yay
Zeptris!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Great, I'll be humming the Tetris theme all day now.
Magni-woo to you!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:58, archived)
# A message From Jesus | SOMETHING WONDERFUL
NSFW:

howd.ie/5j35u5c03be

Have a great Friday!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Sorry to be a spaz but.....
What is the bestest/easiest/free-ist way to make moving .gifs etc from a stock still picture? Thanks in advance.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Not sure...
I have Adobe for all that, but they aint cheap
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:40, archived)
# there are a few online gif animators, but never really used them
I have used Jasc Animator, which is quite good and Photoshop Elements, which is quite tricky.
However I'm not much of an animator anyway.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:55, archived)
# I use GIMP which is free
There are some online tutorials which help you make .gifs.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I am using Photoshop (and it's really only a week since I started to animate)
You can download a 3 month free trial from adobe. And there are some good tutorials on the net.

I am pretty shit at animating though.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# photoshop eh?
I have said program, I shall investigate....

Ta.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# get your cock out and slap it against your keyboard
then sell the resulting text to the tabloid press
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# *stalks*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahahaha
♫ Every sperm is sacred
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:49, archived)
# lol
fucking hell :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Bloody hell... haha!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I'm glad you like it :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 6:20, archived)
# 1.2 megaziliion bigatwats
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 6:23, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:10, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:15, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:18, archived)
# hahah! :D
now then, now then!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:55, archived)
# HE WILL NEVER DIE
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:02, archived)
# WAHEY!
BTTF auto-cick
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:05, archived)
# hehe
jimmy saville looks like he's just done 30 years in jail
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:10, archived)
# Great Scottt!
That first frame is giving me the almighty fear
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
That made my mouth corners go spastic
:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:31, archived)
# Rattle Rattle, Jewelry, Jewelry!
This is awesomes!!!!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Say everything twice. Say ever-y-thing twice
Spitting Image FTW
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# That hand in the top pic is freaky
it's certainly not human.

Top hummus!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
He looks like an older Mickey Knox from Natural Born Killers!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# ha ha!
Jim, can you fix it for me to go back to the 50's, get my "mom" to fall for me, fight some mutant called Biff, teach my Dad not to be such a sap, play Lil Richie at the prom ball and be ridiculed for wearing a "life preserve" all in 90 mins approx?

PS Wear a bullet proof vest
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:31, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT
excellent work
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
eeeeeuuuuuuuurgh
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry xmas
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 6:17, archived)
# no time for the old in out now love, I've got presents to deliver
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:50, archived)
# how strange
the reveal makes Phil look like Marc Almond...?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:56, archived)
# a little, yes
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 6:21, archived)
# a diddle diddle diddle , diddle dun
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 6:25, archived)
# That's how he found Anne Frank - FACT
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Haha
ooops
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 6:25, archived)
[challenge entry] attracted by / the sheen / of gold
 

 
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 4:40, archived)
# I couldn't think of anything funny to do with this one, since it's already.. altered
www.discogs.com/Skeptics-Amalgam/release/242366

but I encourage others to have a go
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Haha
Somehow he reminds me of John Cleese
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 4:58, archived)
# hmmm
 

 
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:04, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:59, archived)
# Reminds me of Les Dawson.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:06, archived)
# I looked up Les Dawson but mostly I got altered images of John Prescott.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:14, archived)
# oh well here is a picture of a cat
 


came out okay I guess but the shadows in the belly fur look like skin folds, that's not right
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:16, archived)
# Lovely
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:52, archived)
# he seems like a nice cat.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 6:02, archived)
# look at him go! :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Prezza!
:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCK!!!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Wow.
I know classy when I see it.

(And this is only one apostrophe short)

*EDIT* Is the dog's name Seamus Gallagher? Extra LOLs if so.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:26, archived)
# SO PERISH ALL DOGFUCKERS
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Interestingly, it's only about 9.4% of dogfuckers.
Most die of cancer, heart disease, sheer old age or various diseases (the figures on which are unreliable at best.)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:57, archived)
# CANINE COPULATION - JUST SAY NO!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't think I know that one.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 5:07, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:19, archived)
# X-D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:40, archived)
# I thought Jesse owens was black???!!!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahha
winner
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:32, archived)
# ha ah ha ha ha!
Simple, yet very effective!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Wee came out
Thanks.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# one of the classics!
I can forgive the missing apostophe, it's so funny... ;)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# wheeee
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:34, archived)
# I just spat coffee
aaaaall over my desk.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Wow
Jesse Owens has been ill.
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# that's bleeding awesome!!!!
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Mammy
I'd walk a million miles, If i didn't have piles, my ma-a-a-mmy!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:22, archived)
# this deserves more attention
nicely done indeed
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 7:40, archived)
# Braw!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] strictly speaking, I should have removed the belt
 

 
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 2:54, archived)
# hang-wank-death lols
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 2:55, archived)
# And, let's face it, we've all been there.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# thank god the lemon worked
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
# bit of a choker, though
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 3:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 6:00, archived)
# hahah fuck
!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# you could have done their 'The Swing' album
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# yeah I know but the album cover would have been harder to work with
see also: Songs for Swingin' Sellers
www.amazon.co.uk/Songs-Swingin-Sellers-VINYL-Peter/dp/B000050TGK

shit, those are worth a fair bit now
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 2:34, archived)
# oh dear
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, archived)

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