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A picture I took in Castletown, Isle of Man
Filtered a little bit, to look more like a Lomo image
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:02,
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Nice groyne!
Here's some converging lines I photoed recently.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:04,
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AAAAAAAGH! DENIZEN!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:05,
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^ :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:09,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:15,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:19,
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ooh, the VIP suite at the Castle Inn in Forres
luxury
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:21,
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Brilliant.
Here are some parallel lines I have just typed:- _______________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:06,
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cor, HDR lines too
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:09,
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one is longer
bet you cheated & used a ruler
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:10,
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pfft
now do perpendicular
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:12,
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awesome
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:13,
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Needs more tram
Morning /board!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:17,
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aha!
ning ning ning
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:19,
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Haha
That's just what I thought. 'nings all :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:49,
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here's some black blocks I copied and pasted
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:18,
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"constabulary"
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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needs more haywain
apparently - La Roux is the daughter of the woman who played June Ackland in The Bill
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:21,
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no!
why didn't she arrest her in time?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:22,
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TO THE BATCOMPUTER
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:28,
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hahahaha
*clicks*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:50,
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spectrum graphics!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:21,
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:)
*symbol shifts*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:23,
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On a ZX81,
it'd count as 'hi-res graphics'.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:31,
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*clicks*
What software did you use? CS5?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:23,
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Charmap.exe V 5.1.2600.0 © Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:27,
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How much is a licence?
*looks for torrent*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:28,
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PSSST - don't tell anyone I told you this but there's a secret key combination to make it work...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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◤◤◤◥◥◥ ◤◤◤◥◥◥ ◤◤◤◥◥◥ ◣◣◣◢◢◢ ◣◣◣◢◢◢ ◣◣◣◢◢◢
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:27,
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nice!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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yawn
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:10,
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contagious
sets me off now
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:13,
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nice, (hi to my sis in law who lives there!)
what camera are you using?
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:07,
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An EOS 20D
A bit old, but with a Sigma 10-20mm and careful use of filters you can achieve some good things.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:16,
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nice camera
I just got an EOS 450D, more like the cameras I grew up with. (still got an A1 that I drag out occasionally)
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:19,
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Sweet whats the A1 like?
I have always been tempted to get a manual film camera. i got the Canon 1000F but its abit to automated for my liking.
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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:23,
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My camera's a manual-wind film camera
Pentax P30. I was given it for my 18th birthday; 16 years later, it's still doing sterling service. I suspect it'll outlive the easy availability of 35mm film...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:29,
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had it 30 odd years
been round the world 3 times and all over aus, battered as fuck but still takes a great pic. You learn to bracket exposures pretty quickly with a manual camera but the A1 has a program mode so you can still basically point and shoot.
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:44,
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film!
Eos 1n. Wouldn't part with it for all the tea in Croyden.
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JimChimney ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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film, you were lucky
I have to draw all my photographs on toilet paper and then post them back into the camera.
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doog Don't read this. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:06,
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Yay groynes
Here's a picture of mine:
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:09,
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Nice, but needs more rain
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:10,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:11,
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here's a dirty fight move
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:29,
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Go on then
I'll chip one in
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:45,
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New Severn Bridge?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:50,
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Indeed it is
edit - haha love the Prince Phillip gif in your profile :)
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:51,
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woopdeedoo
now do me a favour and fuck off to flickr...cheers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:09,
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You really are in a happy mood today
Would you like a hug?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:12,
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no but thanks for the offer
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:14,
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It's shopped - what's the problem?
Hahahahaha - taste threshold FTW.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:12,
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this isn't flickr
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:14,
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It's not Twitter either.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:17,
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it's also not yer maw
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:17,
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Is it flitter?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:18,
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Hitler?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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LiveDeviantB3trbooktweetspace.gov.uk
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:18,
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please explain what you mean by posting a link to a cartoon that I drew
i'd love to hear it. are you trying to say that my cartoons don't belong on b3ta?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:49,
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You created an image, I created an image
Who gives a fuck about your opinion of where those images belong? Besides yourself, that is. I spent a bit of time creating something nice, so did you. Now fuckoff.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:33,
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how about you fuck off to flickr like I suggested earlier?
lots of love xxx
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:39,
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yeah dammit, stop posting links to pictures
what do you think this is, some kind of forum? (note) this rather tongue in cheekily aimed at pew pew.
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doog Don't read this. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:36,
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Neither is Michael Portillo's wanking arm.
It's a pic, it's shopped, its within guidelines. You ain't some sort of B3ta police. Chill, baby.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:18,
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yea whatever you say filter boy
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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There's no need for that, lad - now stop crying and cheer up.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:24,
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I'm not crying.. don't start yer pish
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:25,
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I'm so glad too
although the food freaks on there have me in stitches sometimes....postin' pics of rice puddings ffs
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:19,
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haha
I took a picture of a sponge on a beach but it's ok I slapped a crude filter onto it..I'M AWESOME
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:22,
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sponges rock!
wish I had a camera....then I could "click" it
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:28,
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that's nothing
I photographed a Black Forest Gateaux which was washed ashore.
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JimChimney ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:28,
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pffh you puddin' :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:59,
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Lovely!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:34,
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chillin' :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:02,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:02,
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... out maxing, relaxing all cool
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:03,
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Fucking smug Brazilians, should be training FFS.
Disclaimer - I am not a racialist, I'm just following a conversational theme from the previous thread below
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:05,
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the concept of a hairy brazillian is an oxymoron
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:08,
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Have you seen the Brazilian strip?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:35,
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hehe!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:38,
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Hahahaha...
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:11,
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hahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:12,
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hahaha
"At home"...this week:The Crouches
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:15,
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Hahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:17,
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Yes.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:44,
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chilled out chimp is chilled :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:45,
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Sorry about that
Here's a pic of two very happy orangutans.
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27,
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fucking tool
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:28,
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*ting*
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44,
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Deleting a tread is better than looking at that cunt!
facked.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:53,
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Oh dear. We see this all the time.
How often do people try to rectify a mistake and inadvertantly make it worse?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:28,
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Now I remember why I've been a member for 7 years and not posted all that much.
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29,
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In other news that's a bloke in a monkey suit, innit.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:30,
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Nope
(inappropriate gag about a Brazilian footballer)
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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Looks a bit like Gordon Brown
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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because you havn't made anything worth posting?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:35,
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Wow, it's like Popbitch circa 2002
Well done.
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:37,
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am I wrong?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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well... most of the shite on here isn't worth posting...
at least this user has an in-built filtering mechanism
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:45,
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you either post or you don't
don't come out with some it's everyone elses fault I've not posted here, bullshit
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:51,
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What this board needs is some sort of FAQ area, so that people unsure about what is appropriate for its various elements can easily find the advice they need.
Or you could just have taken my suggestion and inserted a still from your video, which seemed quite well received on /links, into your original post.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:39,
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that's a fantastic idea why didn't you mention it...
OH WAIT YOU DID!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:41,
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Thing is the comments in the original post were all constructive or, at worst, pretty inocuous.
I wonder if he's going to delete this thread, and replace it with the original avec still frame? That would resolve all problems.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46,
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Would it really?
:S
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:47,
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Nope :p
Look on this as some sort of learning experience if I were you. Your vid's up on /links - that's fine. If it gets any traction from there it'll get round. Other than that, the only real thing to do is send it to Rob if you think it's got newsletter potential. Use the Mail Us tab on the front page.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52,
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Thanks, will do.
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:53,
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send it to rob ffs...there's a newsletter link on the front page.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54,
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yeah
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48,
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Because you're rubbish? Is it because you're rubbish? GIVE ME MY PRIZE.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48,
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Do you pay attention to politics?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29,
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I'm more of a dabbler.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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Pervert.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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Pele?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:33,
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*clicks stopwatch*
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:37,
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Is that Helen Chamberlain?
she GMTFH the other night on 8 Out Of 10 Cats
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46,
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It does look a bit like her
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:47,
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I thought she looked rough on that
That hair style did not suit her at all Now, Kelly Dalgleish, that's a different matter...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:57,
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nowt wrong with a bit of rough
Kelly Dalglish - daughter of Kenny - FFS almost the same name, and what's more I used to fancy her mum based on one or 2 small pics from a Liverpool FC Annual from the 70s!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:05,
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I thought so to
she looked like Sue wotsit the former tennis player who hosts Question of Sport.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:11,
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did I miss something?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:57,
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Minor clusterfail.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:03,
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mmm- could just go for some Hot Buttered Crumpets™ right now
*edit* Do you ever have any of those moments where you should have checked whether Barbarossa has bindunned it already just before posting? D'oh!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:16,
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hang on I've seen this before
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:17,
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Bastard.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:20,
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Now on the magenta list...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:21,
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boring.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:28,
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gay
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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Hahaha
You utter cunt.
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Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear" ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:11,
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Useless fuckers still had 50 minutes to score a goal
nings and all that
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:18,
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was it that England were shit
or that USA were really quite good?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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England were really quite bad
Rooney was ineffective. Lampard hardly there. Lennon. Rubbish. Heskey. Slow and lumbering. Cole hardly ever came forward.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:26,
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you can't say Rooney was marked out of the game
it just looked like he'd come back from a 10 mile run, and really just couldn't be arsed joining in. I though Glen whatsisface (bloke with braids) played a good game - Beckham was superb!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29,
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Bit of both
They defended really well, as I told someone on Friday they would, and they openly laughed in my face.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27,
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I blame Magnets
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44,
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BUT THE KICK THE BALL GAME IS ALL ABOUT BLAME AND HATE
Why be reasonable when you can irrationally blame?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:45,
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Pfft.
It's not irrational.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:08,
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Hahahahaha
I raced in to work this morning to get my image done :) Nicely, though.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:19,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:19,
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why is nobody blaiming Fabio Capello?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:20,
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^this^
I don't blame him for picking Green. Heskey and Milner/SWP rather than Cole however is a different matter Thiong is Prodge, even people who hate football are goalkeeper experts today
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:22,
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to be fair to Rob Green (hadn't heard of him until Saturday)
the only thing he did wrong was to smear his gloves with grease...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:25,
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Didn't he star in "Soldier, Soldier"?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29,
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I thought someone had spilt some oil on them...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42,
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Hahahaha
Rob Green should have used different gloves when he went to help the BP Mexican Gulf cleanup...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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I'm certainly warming my soccerlulz engines.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:26,
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Or the 12 other players who had a role in the game.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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I am blaming him....
for picking fucking Heskey. He's a prick. I don't blame Green for England not winning, the outfield players in my opinion were mostly ineffective. It's odd, I appear to have watched a totally different game to the commentators and the ITV pundits. EDIT: having said that, it was really quite a bad mistake to make, but at least he's made it in the first game and not in a quarter final, say.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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they passed it around nicely a bit
but nobody wanted to score - pass pass pass - er ineffectually loft it wide?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:26,
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*edit*
as a former goalkeeper myself - I'd have jumped on the bastard ball ad smothered it just to make sure - not attempt some text book cricket fielding
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27,
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You've got to get your body behind it. That's basic.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29,
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not being told you're playing until an hour before
isn't enough time to get mentally ready for a world cup game.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:34,
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They think by passing it around the back they're playing like Brazil
But when Brazil do it you can see it's with a purpose, to unlock the defence. When England do it it's because they can't think of anything else to do.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:28,
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exactly
the Aussies had a good pass around last night - but had no one up front really
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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It's bizarre
everyone seems to be praising Heskey because he set up gerrard's goal. We'll just forget his ineptitude cost us the match as well, cos it's easier to blame a horrible mistake, Rather than consistent ineptness
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:26,
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you all know where I stand when it comes to the england team...
but for fuck sake if it wasn't for green it would have been 2-1 not 1-1. yer defence was piss poor
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27,
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this
a good block in the second half - although the woodwork helped somewhat
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:30,
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Yeah, I thought that was pretty lucky, actually.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:32,
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Yeah, instead of focusing on the negative of the keeper for letting one in,
we should focus on the positive of that upright bit of pipe keeping one out.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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not all that good
he VERY nearly got beaten at his near post. I thought his position was poor and he just redeemed it. He's a nice bloke, probably the only player in the starting XI who isn't a total tool, but that was a pisspoor display. Prodge, your right about the defence being shite, but you could equally apply that to most of the rest of them...Lampard, tick; SWP, tick; Milner, why did he even start; Capello, poor decisions re King and Milner; etc etc
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prostheses ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:00,
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I think James is the better keeper
The manager should let his keepers know who's going to wear the No.1 long before kickoff but Green didn't know until an hour before the game and in my books that's not good for a Goalie.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:08,
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Mebbe
Basic problem: all our keepers are average. Any of them could have made that mistake and it wouldn't have been a massive surprise to me. Tim Howard would walk into that team and I don't even rate him that highly.
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prostheses ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:43,
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capello is a great manager.
he treats them like children, they deserve no less
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:38,
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I thought he was sponsored by Durex
Extra slippery and you definitely won't catch anything.
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helmsdeep ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:22,
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Beware Catula!
Probably bindun a thousand times before...
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:01,
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*dramatic paws*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:07,
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Furry good!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:08,
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I've a feline you'll regret that pun.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:14,
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Are you suggesting I'm a pussy?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:16,
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Maybe Catula will whisk'er off to his castle
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:17,
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He's probably just lion.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:20,
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No, he wants to panth'er
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27,
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because she's such a cougar
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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Don't tell her husband
He's got an itchy tigger finger.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48,
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you're gunning for trouble there.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50,
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:17,
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He's just a sweet transvestite
From transexual Transylvaniaaa. Haha.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:19,
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Number Two in a Series of Possibly should have stuck at one...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:58,
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a-ahahahahahaha
and the poor bastard was selected for the 'random' drugs test afterwards (apparently - actually I may have misheard comedy as fact somewhere))
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:59,
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ha ha
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lord bofingham ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:00,
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Good nings, the board. I'm finding this whole thing quite funny. The Shermans hate soccer, we hate the Shermans, and they nearly beat us.
It's enough to make even the most ardent football fan cry, I would have thought. I watched gaylulz fillum "A Single Man" at the weekend. It were vere good - and looked fantastic (which I understand quite a lot of children were upset about).
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:04,
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We Am The Winners!
Dur! (This is not potatoshopped!) .
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JimChimney ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:49,
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So what have you changed?
EDIT: Oh is see... Sport is actualy on page 8! Hahahaha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:50,
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fuck off then
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:52,
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^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬ ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:54,
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^This
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:56,
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This any better?
Slap on the wrist, received and warranted. .
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JimChimney ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:08,
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nice one n00b
welcome to b3ta, pull up a chair, shop a kitten etc
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:09,
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Well redeemed.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:11,
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huzzah!
stick around. We need the genes.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:12,
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Ta!
I've read your advanced truths Griffy. I'll use them as the building blocks.
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JimChimney ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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hehe!
this place is more of an art than a science
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44,
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?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:55,
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hello new person
the interwebs were all abuzz with this yesterday. In other news - I have just handed in my notice (well redundancy option anyway) I am amazingly nervous now about the impending discussions with HR, IT Manager, FD etc !!!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:56,
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Thanks!
The interpipe is shut over here on Sundays so we can go to a pub as a family.
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JimChimney ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:14,
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good luck
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:41,
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LOL FOOTBALL
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:56,
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uh-oh!
not only football, but vuvuzelas AND James Corden - what could be wrong with that?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:58,
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Gah he was on Doctor Who this week
:(
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:06,
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Vuvu Zela?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:25,
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pfffft
racist
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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this was done on purpose
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:58,
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so that is also football?
now I am confused
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:01,
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I'll have to check in the FAQs but
I'm not sure this is why we're here.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:59,
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here is a picture of a dog in a hat
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:06,
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Well just as long as it's not
a RPS dog in a RPS hat.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:09,
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oh no
it's completely leached from www.petswithhats.com
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:13,
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That's alright then
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:15,
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6 years, 11 months and 2 days and some great post
and now I hope you stand on a plug
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:14,
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haha
harsh - that's worse than stepping on lego
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:47,
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You have to give them some points
for noticing that the world cup exists. More than they usually achieve.
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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46,
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World Series Soccer Bowl
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50,
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Asprins
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:00,
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Squirrels with pricks.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:01,
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it's like a 3D rendering of a JJ cartoon
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:04,
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has it really been that long?
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:04,
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Yay! Your creepy squirrel ladies are back!
*nutkins*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:06,
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I shall try and keep it to mondays only
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:07,
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*wanks*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:06,
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knock yourself out
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:08,
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* Fwaps - HARD
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:13,
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*wanks self into oblivion*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:13,
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arf
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:17,
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I Love Squits
Best of all the animals
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:11,
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knock yourself out :D
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:32,
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Blimey. When I left on Friday there was a fevered frenzy over JJ's latest offering, and I come back on Monday morning to a Jamnog special.
Is it national Squit week or something?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:22,
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wouldnt that be two weeks?
edit : oh and yeah it is national squit week
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:23,
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Ah, the sound of yiffing.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:30,
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There's a sound?
*shudders*
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:36,
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It is a sound, isn't it?
Along with grr
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:38,
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Yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff.
Something like that. I believe it might be the sound of a pair of testicles softly impacting on fur.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:39,
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So that's why.....
Ning all.
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Haigwan Buckets of cream ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:21,
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Good thing there was no water on the pitch, eh?
* Oh, and a good 'ning to yourself and to all!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:55,
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and you must
check what time you feed him
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Haigwan Buckets of cream ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:14,
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Mr Futterman always said not to trust anything german
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:58,
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in some part of the empire it is still RPS
Went to a second hand antique place today and they sold books. Selective blocking LOLZ
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:02,
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LOL
THE PARISH CHURCHES OF GLAND
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:04,
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secondary unintentional LOL,
well played sir :-) also, 'clang' to my eyees but...objectivity....
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:36,
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wonder if A.B.Connor was happy his initials were ABC
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 6:32,
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Now you've done it!
I wasn't going to bore you all, but I found this chippy eating the bird seed today. He ran up this tree stump. That twig silhouette.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 6:53,
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mwahahaha more source for my evil plans
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:49,
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A.B . CONNOR WAS MY EX GF LOL
aicmfp
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:09,
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1.618... ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:23,
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I AM ERROR
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:25,
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BAGU IS MY NAME.
SHOW MY NOTE TO RIVER MAN.
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H.B.Mupps ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:19,
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this could be the funniest pun ever made on b3ta
I mean, it´s unlikely. But you never know your luck in the big city
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:28,
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*SPANG* is the only possible reply
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:59,
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DO A SICK
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:18,
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Oh you will my friend, you will.
We just got a text from my niece, she's in a theater right now with Tommy Wiseau.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:27,
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WHAT KIND OF DRUGS??!!!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:30,
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I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb, waiting for it to go off.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:50,
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ahhahhhah wow
I still haven't got round to watching that, although I am reliably informed it will fuck me up
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:47,
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i had to google it
looks like your description is accurate
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:57,
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I really is strangely 'off'.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:29,
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I like the backstory as much as the movie
Like how the female lead auditioned without any acting experience and Tommy gave her the job on the spot and then made everyone record the sex scene, even though nothing else had been shot at that point.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:36,
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The room just isn't enough for me anymore
these days i'm all about FINAL FLESH . It's like moving from weed to smack.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:34,
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OH WOW
Ask her if his skin is really as horrible as it looks in the movie
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:32,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:44,
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needs more Jimbo and the Jet Set
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:03,
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oops...
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 7:55,
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Animation test.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:53,
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Animation success
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:55,
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I don't know, it looks like he's sprained his ankle to me.
Fucking clumsy Sundrop, how can he expect to play world class football if he keeps throwing himself about?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:56,
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Well it's certainly not a graceful run
He's got a bit of a stagger on, almost as if he's under fire, but I don't think that's a bad thing. Unless you were going for textbook sprinting technique in which case you failed pretty badly.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:58,
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Trouble was, I only used a source for the legs. If you cover up the midriff (I think) the legs run quite smoothly.
It's the shoulder roll mixed in with an ill timed head bobby that does it.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:02,
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just like a real football player, what is this, the special olympics?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:05,
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I'll just say I based him on Peter Crouch.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:10,
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Or a high gravity environment
It's nice
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 6:57,
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Not that I traced the legs. I found a slow motion youtube video of a block start, made a pair of running stick legs based on him
then used that as basic guide.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:07,
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a moving background would add to the illusion
by default :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:10,
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Wuzgonna, but he'd still look like he's falling over.
And it's late, and I got about 3 hours sleep last night. /excuses
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:12,
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movement looks good to me
doesn't seem like he's falling over.....but in hummus terms that(falling over look) can be a bonus....can end up a lot funnier
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:15,
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It looks to me like he's favouring his right leg, as he drops his shoulder and neck as he puts weight onto the left,
which would lower the impact. Maybe I'm over thinking it.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:18,
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could be, but...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:33,
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actually, judging by his gait, and the way he hesitates to lower his right arm (nub)
I believe he has an injury in the rotator area of his right shoulder.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:32,
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nicely:D..............................unrelated rap.....just for it's sheer awesomeness
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:58,
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Not a bad rap. I like the name of one of his other tracks featured there.
"Mermaids are seasluts"
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:10,
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This is BRILLIANT :)
*Click*
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:59,
archived )
I'm listening to Alphaville
and he looks like he is dancing to them. therefore he is cool.
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:07,
archived )
HE'S SPESHUL!!!!!!
nice anim
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:42,
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Break like the wind!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:45,
archived )
nice Animation :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 4:56,
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Woo, looking forward to the finished anim.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:13,
archived )
Cool and refreshing
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:15,
archived )
the natural evoloution of monkey beer
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:16,
archived )
it's like monkey beer lite
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:18,
archived )
ahhhh we out drank th' fuk'n wanksahites
blaaarm lamarian shalalamarmazets edit : pint of water maybee two]edit 2: i was right ya kno they all sleepedcan
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:26,
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Wadercat; for that fresh, aerosol tang.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:51,
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Panic over.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:52,
archived )
is this an offical Wadercat (tm) endorsed product?
beware of cheap imitations
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 3:20,
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Wadercat does not feel comfortable endorsing a product that is made from other cats.
However I'm sure they'll get round it by making his ears look slightly different and calling him 'Welly Pussy'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:09,
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Hahaha.
If they start selling beer in 710ml cans I'll have to change my name to one can chunder. What strength is it?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:06,
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looks like someone has a premium account at psdtuts :)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:37,
archived )
yes indeedy
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:45,
archived )
Biocat approves of this product
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:40,
archived )
Play At Night
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:24,
archived )
feelin the blues?
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:28,
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DEEP
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:30,
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I am DRUNK!!!!
edit and this didnt get the thing that it thinged
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:30,
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Perhaps this will help . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:33,
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needs more blooooaaaflarg
and edit 2 : your ace!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:35,
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I'm willing to stay after class too !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:41,
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gay shift is my kind of shit
and dri=unk if my kind of omg what dud i just do edit and that guy who called me a shitcunt can fuck himself and his little band of haters thats right \/talk lighten up (then fuck off) i could edit all night but im spent
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:56,
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Right you are . . . you can make no miss take here !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:04,
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kiss it better :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:36,
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Pet it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:40,
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Is it wrong to get the horn over this?
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:42,
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Some meat does . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:52,
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your "sausage" is impressive
...(I've heard that a few times)lol
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:55,
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Nothing like a one man meat market !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:05,
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:56,
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Thing my thing
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Shlvng ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:40,
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Thweet !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:42,
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is that James Corden?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:43,
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oh great biw i'm drunk and horney
edit : "biw" was supposed to be "now" (still horney)
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:45,
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In that case . . . here are your perfect dates !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:49,
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I beg to differ
I think its about time i made some new ones in time for chrimbo
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:52,
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Good idea . . . I miss your furries !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:55,
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2 pints of redbull and bud and im in the mood
I will tho i have found lots of half hour gaps and they should be filled with more than big bang and dr who
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:13,
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jingle bells
it's snowin' already......merry christmas:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:58,
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even if i pump one a week out thats allot a squits
still, I will make them replies
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:16,
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It's that Northern beauty Emma Modrate
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Shlvng ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:49,
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*approves this image manipulation*.....as does Mrs.Weathercock....which is something!!!!!
...as she normally thinks lots of things are teh rubbish :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:34,
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Sometimes the . . . magic works . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:36,
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is it just me
or has b3ta toned down a tad? not as offensive nowadays. Everyones turned arty lol.
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:04,
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Yeah . . . I studied in Paris . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:07,
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Brilliant!
Whoo
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:59,
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Oh, sorry, hang on...
FUCK toning down!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:17,
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yeah yeah I'm making a comeback
sometime in the next few weeks hold your fucking horses
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:25,
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Nicely Matisse-y
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 7:03,
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Would you like to see my etchings?
No, I didn't really think so.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:09,
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Is that a euphemism?
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Haigwan Buckets of cream ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:10,
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It's a cat.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:11,
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So it's a metaphor?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:29,
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It's got feet a bit like a metaphor
but it was supposed to be a cat.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:34,
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Metapaws?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:35,
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Feet like a metaphor...
hold on, isn't that a simile?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:37,
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Yeah, a smilie cat.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:41,
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Ok I heard about those.
The Cheshire cat had a similie on his face, I seem to remember.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:43,
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Most a-mewsing
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:47,
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furrreal
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:47,
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SNARNS
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weaver. ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:10,
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again?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:13,
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#snarns
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weaver. ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:26,
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Why _Felix, what are you trying to --
Oh. Nice etchings.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:12,
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Radiohead?
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:14,
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I like your etchings
Do you use them to tempt sexual conquests to your lair?
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:28,
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That's the plan.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:31,
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Smoother than Nigel Havers
and Terry Thomas in a vat of moisturiser.
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:35,
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MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:36,
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WATE
is that one bottom right printed on toilet paper?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:31,
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Yes, bit of 2-ply
I think that one came out best.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:32,
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they're out of pocket because of it you know.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:33,
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Bwahahaha!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:35,
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but not Mrs.Freebases
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:40,
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Those would be Fraubases. Unlike this.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:12,
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hahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:13,
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*throws bleach at screen*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:17,
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Hey, at least I covered the naughty bits.
though one could make the case that it's all naughty bits there...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:29,
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:D:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:38,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:42,
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^This!!
Up with Freebase! Down with Jonesy!
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Rico ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:48,
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JONESY CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!
i sense a lord of the rings style battle between them
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:01,
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I know i am drunk /start sentance
but your pictures show a bladder being stuck into a snarn this is wrong. your wrong. your wrong. I will click because i know its wrong to sticlk a bladder into a snarn and wrong is right in this land of phill collins with the oscolots running wild. ohh in the air tonight. and bladders making shoom to the flapjacks with the booblahfright. mooncunts are blamblarrrlamanana jugaflaaahhh you gamfraisie. blah blah budwieser free chixen for the frompmiester amaguisy alafreigo amequi dooblerdosier. what?
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:27,
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your a cock
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:28,
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monominimanimals
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:29,
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cockbadger
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:32,
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moonfox
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:36,
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flapjacket
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:33,
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cuntsniper
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:36,
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Evening, Jamnog.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:46,
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ello darlin :D
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:50,
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oh crap i wrecked the chevron
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:53,
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Never mind.
There will be more chevrons.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:06,
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ahhhahhhah good snarns
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:32,
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I wasnt aiming at you Rapitinui I was aiming at me
I love you as only drunk can you lovely and im terrible I think i might wee in a beer glass and drink it :/
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:41,
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no really don't do that.
as a matter of fact you should probably STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:04,
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I keep saying that to myself
but Ive had such fun being such a bad person; i cant stop
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:08,
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chevron wreckage is no longer my problem
edit : did wee in a glass poured it away tho :(
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:18,
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moonfox
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 5:53,
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His Holiness the Pope makes the sign of the cross
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:04,
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I can't wank to this
...oh go on then......
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:07,
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BUMPOD
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:11,
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BUMPROD
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:13,
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Clever and executed, but
www.b3ta.com/board/10089687 b3ta is blocked at work, but I wouldn't want that popping up, mate
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:16,
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santa maria!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:52,
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german cunts :D
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herman:D ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:51,
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pfft
is kuntz still playing?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:54,
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that's no way to talk about the royals
have a "click" anyway :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:54,
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Hitler was Austrian you racist!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:57,
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spoiler
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:58,
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You're on a kangaroo kick today!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:58,
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I not laughing at this until I know that's comedy hitler
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:02,
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he looks quite "concerned" in this
:)good news though-no Hitlers were harmed in the making
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:05,
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silly Herman
Hitler was Austrian.
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:09,
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nice kick
still you've lost
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MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:19,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:26,
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Oooh!
*presses button*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:27,
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Clever and sinister, well done!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:29,
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*eventually gets it*
At first I thought it was a really big battery... would explain the fluctuations in the Earth's magnetic field, the batteries are running down.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:30,
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Gets what?
Expln pls.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:33,
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"it"
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:44,
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Ta.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:55,
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I think it's a PlayStation 3 error reference
Red lights indicating the console has died or something.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:37,
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oh wait
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 6:07,
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TJ: (sorry)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:45,
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I will go to bed
your a mopdern wombat this means yoyr good
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:33,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:45,
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Boo!
Down with this sort of thing!!
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Rico ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:10,
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I like this
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:47,
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Inspired by Mu
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:07,
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baaaaaaah
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:10,
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Hahahah!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:19,
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I miss Bush
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:45,
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that happened to me once...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:10,
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Inspired my MU?
YOU CUNT IT WAS ALL MY IDEA!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:11,
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Bollocks.
You were busy worrying about swans breaking your dick. I SAW YOU!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:19,
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Well that was a much better idea, you should have done a photoshop of that instead.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:21,
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I think it's be too hard to find a source photo of a dick.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:22,
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Sour grapes there.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:27,
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Admit it Mu, tell him that swans was my idea
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:28,
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I think it was a joint effort. You set it up, I finished it off.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:31,
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Mu: swanfinisher.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:01,
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nom
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:18,
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Look at her, swanning around like she owns the place
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:21,
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Off with her head!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:23,
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Watched any "Lexx" yet?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:25,
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I downloaded a bit.
I've been distracted by "The Big Bang Theory" and "Going Postal" though.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:30,
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Bah.
Still, you're excused, BBT is quality geekism.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:30,
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Avians, evil fuckers
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:24,
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Hah!
Although you mis-spelled "Keeeeel Heeem!"
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:27,
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The swan seems quite ok with it, considering.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:28,
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She attacked so fast it hasn't realized what's happening.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:32,
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Woah
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:21,
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