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# Please Don't Hug Me - Comedy
I am a spammer with a small penis. I am also a girl.
(Please Don't Hug Me, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# While the FAQ doesn't explicitly forbid this kind of thing
You'd be better served by the /links board =>
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
# has Jonathan Ross has smeared peanut butter on his balls again?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)
# has has his
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
# without which he cannot but do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)
#
I went to monkey world last week
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
#
lolgannet
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Booby?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Sponsored by Nike?
/bung it on /links and you'll no doubt get good feedback :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Why I outta...
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Fears
Angry looking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
# erm thanks
are you Daniel Ruiz Tizon?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# it's gotta be him or Micky Boyd
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:33, archived)
# or one of their mums
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I heard they're both such twats they didn't even talk to each other for thirteen years
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# and they blame each other for it
I mean how shit is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I've just been reading Daniel Ruiz Tizon's blog
I don't think "twat" quite encompasses how much of a bell-end he really is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I got bored after 3 tweets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:48, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I wish to know more
Like, is the kitten safe? Did a passing lady put it in there? Will the sock need to be rewashed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:31, archived)
# begone with your foul spammy stench
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# well,
that went well didn't it!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *Sniff sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# ha ha
: D
I likey
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Mmmmm
Soiled flavour...
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:42, archived)
# this gets all the clicks!
and a woo and an eurgh and Rod Hull & Gurmu



(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Ta Griffy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# This idea is just pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Love it and have some clickers for your fine effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hehe
Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Humm I'm back on the old nicorette gum...
Is falling off the wagon for 4 months really worth it for having to chew on this crud for a month?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# I was addicted to nicotine gum for ages
but lately I found a way to get off it - you can buy combustible sticks of tobacco that take away those gum cravings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Cool!
'cos that smack worked really well with my methadone problem too!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Grim
but v.funny
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Cheers Rory!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Down with this sort of thong!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Shuriken!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
# brilliant stuff Ninj:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ALORS
 


CHASSEZ LE RUBAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:24, archived)
# hahahaha
catnapolean
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:26, archived)
# well I was looking for "Doin' the Napoleon" but this is better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ0VMDmGdx0
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:32, archived)
# CRAZY SHIT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4SPyP7TdjM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:37, archived)
# stripped back, bit of crow, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:39, archived)
# I think they mean to reverse it to avoid some sort of copyright material detector
Flipmode.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:57, archived)
# TRES BON!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# hehe
the big fat french feline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# WTF is going on with google today then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:16, archived)
# OMG! That is so much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I'm there for the day!
Have you tried de-maximising the window and giving it a bit of a shake. The window I mean not little Crystal...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Ooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I set my google to have a picture of pizza in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# it's like a Rorschach test for epileptics
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I love this cat

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I like this very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# i was gonna have him gliding with a chicken over his head.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:21, archived)
# HYMN OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:23, archived)
# i fucking love the zelda hymns
i'm going to buy an ocarina
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:25, archived)
#
www.zreomusic.com/z5
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)
# oh yes!
remix time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
#
8tracks.com/teamteamwork/the-ocarina-of-rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I prefer the one where they play the main Zelda theme in lightning
from two socking great sparking tesla coils.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# .
Currently playing Majora's Mask...love the scary faces you get when Link puts on a transformation mask, not too dissimilar to this!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:32, archived)
# never finished that one
i finished ocarina of time and wind waker though, good fun.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Played Twilight Princess?
That's a quality instalment in the series.

I've completed most of the non-handheld instalments, but only played about half of the handheld ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:44, archived)
# yeah i played a little bit of the gamecube version
i think i finished links awakening years ago, and i have four swords too, gotta finish that too, lots of gaming to be done.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Link's Awakening has the most amazing story of any of them.
Though the 'Color' overhaul spoiled it with unnecessary extra twaddle.
I'll get a 3DS when they come out and play the DS ones then.

Can you play Four Swords with one player? I thought the only 1P thing on the cartridge was a re-hash of Link to the Past?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:32, archived)
# ahhhh yes, a link to the past that was it, but it had some option for multiplayer called 4 swords i think
yeah, links awakening was fucking awesome, i loved stealing bombs from the store, then the bastard shopkeeper would zap you when you returned
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I thought it was awesome how you find out that if you complete your last objective,
everyone on the island will snuff it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# FUCKARINA OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Excellent
Love the wood effect. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# why thank you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Lousy T-Shirt


It's not easy getting a t-shirt to fit a kangaroo
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:43, archived)
# WE HAVE A CENTRAL PARK!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:56, archived)
# also:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/24740/1283838768/centidog.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:58, archived)
# I'm lost
But if your point is that I suck at photoshop, yeah, guilty. The dogs awesome tho, you did that?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:05, archived)
# no it is not mine
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:07, archived)
# fake, not enough legs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHplgqsO1lQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:29, archived)
# MSPAINT 4 LYFE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:32, archived)
# let alone the hat and the makeup.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:14, archived)
# Yeah I was daunted by the prospect of gettin a baseball cap over his ears
Daunted I say!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:15, archived)
# heh
I quite like this design, I saw someone wearing one here a few years back
www.reasonclothing.com/item/white-go-love-your-own-city-tee

but if you want one I would suggest making your own or buying a cheap knockoff, fucking hipsters
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:27, archived)
# Added an eyepatch tho!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:38, archived)
# YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:45, archived)
# Maybe I'm being too obscure...
The hint was in the filename! Or maybe you are being polite and just pretending to ignore the hideous pun

Sneaky edit for de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# They prefer a jumper
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:32, archived)
# what do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
a Tasmanian!

fuck, that's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:02, archived)
# Logo
I discovered this amazing logo (the one on the right) when messing about and tried to encourage all Non-Governmental Organisations to use it but the declined they offer



so I made this variation and tried to sell it to the National Children's Orchestra, with no luck either



so now i'm using it for my own work, but i'm still not sure what it should stand for, any suggestions ? apart from the obvious "National Cocks/Cunts Organisation"
(wankdog, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:50, archived)
# It looks a bit like a pego
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pego
Google logo's gone mental
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:52, archived)
# Is your name nathan co?
it would work really well if your name was nathan co.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:54, archived)
#
norbert colin otterpan
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:56, archived)
# NINCOMPOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:58, archived)
# WEED RESISTANT? WELL THAT IS NO GOOD TO ME
www.nincompoop.info/14.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:00, archived)
# Mulch is a gateway medium
often leading to hardcore loam abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:03, archived)
# hide these drugs
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:10, archived)
# yeah I was looking on their site for some loam
but all I found was these fucking cats

www.petpatrol.ca/adoptions/cats-ah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:10, archived)
# Ah man
I swear I wish I could take them all in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:14, archived)
# they're in Ontario, but I know how you feel
 
we're stuck with two antisocial brutes of cats, who can barely share a house, let alone tolerate any more
but we love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:19, archived)
# Holy Shit
As luck would have it ........... that is my real name
(wankdog, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:06, archived)
# no cash options
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:55, archived)
# oh boy have we got a video for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYspUQ9mvz4
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:57, archived)
# cant get fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:00, archived)
# seriously, I've never seen a cat or dog get themselves off with their paws.
either this is some new shit or I have not been paying attention
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:01, archived)
#
cat jackin
I don't have sound turned on here so I have no idea what the soundtrack is. I think I read something about a song in the comments.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:05, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhahh that cat is almost too fat to reach his own dick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:18, archived)
# and the song is "Horny" by Mousse T
 
I hate myself a little more for even knowing this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:20, archived)
# YIKES
www.plan59.com/av/av139.htm
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:41, archived)
# Awesome !!!
(wankdog, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Horny gay dog cant get fuck, so he mastrubate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:28, archived)
# mastrubation is serios porblem
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:33, archived)
# cat wars saga
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:59, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:01, archived)
# Disaster!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:04, archived)
# fuck yeah, its time for cats layin down the heat
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:16, archived)
# DANCE YOU LAZY LITTLE SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:28, archived)
# : 3
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:45, archived)
# >gameoverz<
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:46, archived)
# What is your major malfunction?!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:50, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:08, archived)
# V \M/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:10, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahh yes!
 
WILKOMMEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:45, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking epic, i wanna do one but i don't wanna at the same time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:02, archived)
# I wish I made more now.....................................FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:05, archived)
# i was thinking of doing an epic LOTR style battle sometime
godzilla, fatcat, a shitload of ghostwolfs and ogre freebases and shit, but my laptop will probably go all slow and shit. fuck man, it has to be done.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:11, archived)
# It must be done!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:19, archived)
# IT SHALL BE!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:01, archived)
# I QUESTION THIS SEQUENCE OF EVENTS
I DON'T BELIEVE FATCAT IS SO EASILY DEFEATED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:16, archived)
# Prove me wrong.
He went down like a sack of cement kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:20, archived)
# I'll amass some evidence
and present it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:25, archived)
# Just when I think I'm out...
...they drag me back in.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:29, archived)
# Even Godzilla hates the Fat Cat!...................................... He joined in to finish him off.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:44, archived)
# mine are ready!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:06, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:50, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:06, archived)
# "A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of coloured ribbon."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:56, archived)
# hehheheheh have one of my favourite Chappelle sketches
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJ34yklZs4

no idea why but the video is left-right reversed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 6:26, archived)
# "A man does not have himself killed for a half-pence a day or for a petty distinction. You must speak to the soul in order to electrify him"
unfortunately I can't help but read this in Leonard Nimoy's voice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:49, archived)
# His was the most.....................................................human.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:51, archived)
# Nimoy, is that a quote for an advance in Civ 4?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Z6e7igvMA
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:33, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:37, archived)
# THERE IS TWO OF THEM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:38, archived)
# robot skeletons
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:42, archived)
# Awsome!
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:42, archived)
# dem robots is lookin at me like i'm a WHITE BOY
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:51, archived)
# Wanna play fireball?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:56, archived)
# mmmmm, chalky
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:12, archived)
# ooooh
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:32, archived)
# now sit bolt upright in your straight back chair
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:21, archived)
# I want what he had
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:21, archived)
# Try some of this
Randy Quaalude

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:24, archived)
# they're all at it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:27, archived)
# Must be the drinking water
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:39, archived)
# hold still so i can steal a bite

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
# SUCH KINDLY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:06, archived)
# HOTT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:39, archived)
# UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR
UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR UAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:40, archived)
# that's just as grim as it ever was
 
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:44, archived)
# VU VU VU VU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:26, archived)
# VA VA VA VA VA
VU VU VU VU VU VU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
# ultimate fitness!!
FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:56, archived)
# awwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:47, archived)
# they know what is what but they don't know what is what they just strut
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDNcA2CQUcA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Heya Rapi
good to see you survived the ginormous NZ washing machine disaster of 2010. EDIT, that video scares the bejebus out of me
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:55, archived)
# good stuff eh?
it's by a b3tan but I can't remember who, sadface.

as for that little tremor down south, nah, didn't feel a thing mate.
we were all like, is it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:25, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:07, archived)
# my first animation in PS cs5
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:10, archived)
# LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 4:21, archived)
[challenge entry] woof
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Those golden retrievers, coming over here and stealing our bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:08, archived)
# dogs get all the biatchs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:11, archived)
# I clicked
'cause I like redheaded bitches in pink tube tops!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# yeah, but
ahh,nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:32, archived)
# SEXY SEXY DOG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:53, archived)
# BLLLOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Horny gay dog cant get fuck, so he mastrubate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:31, archived)
# oh dear, i do NOTapprove of the thing which inspired this comment :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:34, archived)
# dogs doing sex
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK1v23PC1Kk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:41, archived)
# what!
I always like a bit of a snack afterward too.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:42, archived)
# I will never tire of this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Is it too late to ask again about removal of an uploaded image?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot about that and I'm not a mod today
cr3 is still your best bet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:50, archived)
# K
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:51, archived)
# and since you make him moist, he will be willing to help out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Careful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:21, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJF4nKjIYWI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJnOWBn5DiU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:26, archived)
# i read the book
EDIT:
tvcarnage videos have a surprisingly low view count
I like this one with Wolverine at 9 seconds in www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0WTA5WunU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:32, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:55, archived)
# I'd prefer to have a fixed DELETE button
but I'll settle for bribery with moisture
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:18, archived)
# Careful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:58, archived)
# I have to say I won't either
I don't know why. There's something deeply resonant about it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I made my wife watch it. I promised her they wouldn't fuck for long then they'd stop. I don't know why that would be a reason to watch it, but whatever, I'm very persuasive I guess.
She turned away in disgust and said "why would you make me watch that?" and then a little later, "is that what you do all day?"
I'm still laughing as I type this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:02, archived)
# hahaha
THE FUNNY PART IS THAT IT ACTUALLY IS WHAT YOU DO ALL DAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:09, archived)
#
www.vukutu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Allen-Katie-Autumnal-Arboretum.jpg
4.bp.blogspot.com/_hxOg10G-uyo/TAsblh8ITTI/AAAAAAAABro/R4wLoNY_WTY/s1600/katie+allen.jpg

Well I pointed out that the clip is only 19 seconds long, but she immediately came back with, "yeah but how many times have you watched it?"
She's got me there really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:14, archived)
# nice arts!
the correct reply would have been "I have watched 1,398,783 spins".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I like it
so I clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Wonderful rendition !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Valin, do you remember what that process is called
where you copy the movement info from one vid to the image stream of another? We talked about it on here a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:30, archived)
# I believe that you mean DATAMOSH :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYytVzbPky8
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Yes!
Thank you. I'm determined to try this at some point and I wanted to go back and see what it requires.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:36, archived)
# It's still in the back of my mind too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7bKx0-shPI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I'm not nearly high enough to enjoy this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
#
If I ever get to time travel and also have money then my first stop will be Italy in the 1980s . Drugs, Women, Food, Beer, Fags, Disco, Cars and overzealous technology.
(strawcat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:17, archived)
# I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:19, archived)
# hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Let's go
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Your delorean's a five seater yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IS HAPPENING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I have no idea what I just saw.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:41, archived)
# oh yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:50, archived)
# oh god that's the best thing I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
# holy fuck!
epic!


*adds to mp3 player*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Genius. I know I'm late to the party on this one but really... wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# NAME YOUR CHALLENGE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Englebert
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# that's a bit good
and now i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Brilliant!
Freebase - best of all the facememes.

Have some clicken, you.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I keep wondering what he was like as an infant
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I wouldnt want that mouth a suckin' at mah teat, i tell you huat.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# this paints a very touching picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Oh, I think so.
A-puckerin and a-sucklin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:28, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Hooray!
I think that if Jonesy ever found out about what is going on here,
at first he would be shocked,
then he would be pissed off,
but eventually he would just go back to his daily routine!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
# haha
stop stalking him
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# *grin*
There was a thread earlier today (EDIT: Oh, right, you were there too).
His gym has posted over 15,000 photos. There are some other interesting characters there. I call this one Mrs. Khaaaan!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:13, archived)
# fucking hell
DON'T MESSAGE HIM YOU FUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Meme her!
Meme her HARD!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:58, archived)
# hahahahaha, cracking drawing
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:48, archived)
# true art
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Gettin' really sick
of this phucker's phace.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)
# oh.. oh my.
 
this is going straight on my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:20, archived)
# That's it . . . just act like you're terrified !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# wibbly wobbly would
.. micto probably has

woo sir, woo and thrice times woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# No wonder she's had so much practice being terrified !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# DISPLAY IS ON
and cannot be stopped
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Hog tied and set up for viewing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# That's hot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 5:24, archived)
# who says spiders aren't nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Spiders with tophats, I might invite in for tea, but will never allow them to spend the night
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# well, that's understandable
they do like tea, though.
keep them away from the coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Just keep him
Out of the bath.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Phooey . . . if I had known that your spider was so nice .. . . I wouldn't have acted so terrified !
Something Had To Be Done
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# your image has fred krueger
my favourite horror movie villain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# At least your spider is nice and tasty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# *imagine a post that i made that looks abit like this*
huzzah!
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# g'night skuggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# have this instead


g'nite y'all
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# eight legs has my spider, my spider has eight legs
AND A FUCKING HAT
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# yes. yes he has.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I do hope that is a knife jammed in his head.
Ive smashed 3 of the bastards in the last few days. Coming in my flat, spunking their webs all over the shop - tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# total respect for 'em me
ever since the Attenborough series ....awesome variety of techniques...and just the plain old web blows me away...their sensitivity is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Spiders in hats
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
# 'kin hate them....
had a spider appear from under the kitchem worktop last week.....f*cker was at least 3 inches across!

woke up in the middle of the night needing to take some cough medicine and walked into the kitchen....he was nowhere to be seen...phew I thought....i'm having cold shakes anyway...

so I take the meds (i've taken so much cough syrup I should change my name to buttercup!) and put spoon in sink and the f*cking thing was hiding under a plate! christ he was like lynford christie on speed!

so it was mano a arachnid...with a girly scream I turned on the tap and washed him away!

brrrr.....cold shakes just thinking about it :(
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Somebody had to. Apologies for the seams.

Edit: Don't blame me, blame this:
www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/09/diving_in.html#photo30
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# no
they really didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Thanks
Thanks for that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# No problem!
I'm not entirely convinced that I've pushed the boundaries of bad taste as far as B3ta goes though, so please don't be too offended! Apologies if you don't like it, but I shan't be deleting it unless I'm told to...
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
#
balanced defensive
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah.
Second post on board and I seemed to offend the first two who looked at it. Was a little worried I'd offended, but what can you do eh!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# the concept is fine
but i don't need to see dog shit when i'm eating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# stop fucking eating then
 
it's all fun and games til you've got a bowl of cereal all over the keyboard, I've seen it happen
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, dude
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I'm only messing
A bit like the dog! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# DOIN A SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you're shitting on Sooperave's post.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# It's an apple
A dog apple.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Ah.
Hadn't quite noticed that. It is a lovely post (below, I mean. Not mine. Mine's not.)
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# i have updated my picture accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# That's brilliant!
I'm sorry to have driven anyone to adding a falling turd into their image, but equally a little bit proud of it! It's almost a pity they're now separated by text!!

Sorry my dog pooed in your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# stop apoligising sucker.
we're all badass here, we dont apoligise.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Ha Ha! Ok!
I'm REALLY proud I made somebody add a falling poo into their picture!!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:50, archived)
# I like it, it's different, it's unusual
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10178510
(herman:D, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Excellent!
This guys face entertains me almost as much as freebase!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# *gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Girn Power!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# THAT'S DISGUSTING
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# ...and that's great!
Not many things more entertaining than dogs doing the carpet shuffle:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUNWz6a5UcE
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I bet that feels fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
# this chap makes me feel itchy
and i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)
# reminds me of a great song
"although your heart's in L.A, your head's in my fridge"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i should bring this idea to the dragons,
stops people from fridge snacking
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)
# a picture of ann widdecombe on the fridge works, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# IS THAT 2% FUCK?


EDIT: disregard, that looks like WHOLE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# non homoginised fuckmilk
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# On a completely unrelated note: the most NSFW filename ever?
www.virtualtoychest.co.uk/t/thundercats/Fistpounder_3_crop.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:14, archived)
# From horror to confusion
I was all like "fuck NO I'm not clicking that," and then I clicked it and . . . . wtf did I just click?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# yawn rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Thank God I wasn't farting!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I'm intrigued by the source of this image
Is it Gilbert and George? (or whatever that slightly odd art pair are called)
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# tineye
shows 18 results
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I think it uses face recognition technology
might be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Yes, it's them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:58, archived)
# STRAIN!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PycvJqUyEs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# last one


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# no. it rolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I think the worm pushed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# that was my next guess
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# seems like a conspiracy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# no, of course not!
*hides camera and blueprints*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Maybe the tree is, in fact, an Ent,
which dropped one apple then moved.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# this is a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# apple penis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# ^ This
(herman:D, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Is she half bee/half inquisitive girl?
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# why does everyone think its a girl ;(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# haha
I noticed this before.

He needs to grow a tache
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Because she has girly hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# no way.
thats a cool boy hair cut.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# no way
I'm sorry Dave. I just can't let you believe that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Erm, her hips are big innit...
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# "hips dont lie"
It's all gone pear-shaped
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:44, archived)
# because she's got flicky girl hair
and is wearing a swimming costume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# NO COCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:02, archived)
# its tucked in.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# The delicate hand-to-face show of mild shock or pleasant surprise.
Smacks of sexism I know. But I hid all the talky posts in the previous thread to make your falling turd work. It's a great addition.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I'm sorry for my image above.
Yours is lovely, and in retrospect, I should perhaps have waited for something else before posting mine there. I have given you a click in compensation.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# haha, how considerated.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha I love this concept.
If there's a fluff post at the top of /board and you're going to post some dog scat, make sure there's a transitioning image between them.
So what would the ideal transitioning image have been in this case?

(maybe a dog eating an apple?)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I dunno
but I guess anything with traditional magenta usage might have been ok!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:05, archived)
# a dragon
always a dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Are dog-apples considered a suitable medium
for extinguishing dragon fire?

Or are dragons just a suitable distraction from dog scat?
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# dragons are a suitable distraction from ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I pity the fool who shits on my dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# dragons are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Thinking about this further...
...would it have been better to rotate the image 180 degrees, thus changing the aim of the scat and leaving this though process in the hands of the next poster on the board? They would then have to decide whether they wanted scat aimed at their picture above, or whether the speed and trajectory meant that some sort of self-scatination was likely from the dog scat post.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# theres shit everywhere now.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# its lost its sock
and has fallen on its head
poor apple
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# oh no!
it was all happy before that happened
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Shakespear it ain't


.... nor is it a limerick.
(Spanners80 is keeping the voices in her head company, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# your fly has become undone
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)
# it's a fly
i don't care if it's stuck.
harsh, i know, but i fucking hate flies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)
# wait outside, the rspca are on the way to your gaff atm
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# really?
that'll be pauline, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I have bug trap duty at work
My boss hasn't realised I recoil in horror when they catch things like HUGE SPIDERS and I'm to terrified to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# is your real name renfield?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Close
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# all i can hear in my head now is
"rum tee tiddly tum tee tiddly tum tee tiddly tum"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# This is quite genuine
Given we have books worth quite literally bazookers of pounds, we have to monitor moths and their ilk's activity at every part of the library, including the strongrooms; the problem being the traps generally capture the hugest spiders known to humanity, which I have to clear up. Them being still being alive and wreathing all over the joint doesn't help when I come across them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)
# if you wait ten minutes after you come across them
they should be dead or, at the least, too sticky to move
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:28, archived)
# It's really quite unpleasant
the traps are basically a tablet that is irresistible to insects, on top of superglue, so these huge fuckers are drawn in, land one leg in the trap and are fucked, spending the rest of their pointless lives trying to struggle free

It's utterly horrible, and I really don't appreciate having to put them in the bin

But i'm just a grunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
# if it's not in your job description
tell them to fuck off.
if it is in your job description, tell them that, as a pacifist, killing insects is against your beliefs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I think it's come to this
I had to ask someone else to remove the last arachnid captive I found

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# i don't understand it myself
i've had a pet tarantula, spiders don't bother me.
clowns, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I used to be scared of Clowns...
Sod it, I still am.

(And Father Christmas)
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Hello, new person.
Make us a picture pls?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# clowns are just evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# That's strange, what's wrong with mothballs?
Also, you're in good company - several big strong men have had to ask me to remove spiders from their homes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
# What's insane
is I will be hugging leopards tomorrow, with no nerves
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# But leopards are fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# so are spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# They are probably feeding on the pests
that might be damaging five hundred year old books, so I agree

they just can't be expected to read the brief
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Rentokil?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
# ...so much for the excellent eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] New World Order Poem
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Interesting


.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] There once was a whole load of Jews
who control stuff whenever they choose
they're lizards from space
and they're the master race
and they brainwash us with aspartame in juice






.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY CHEMTRAILS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Look in the sky, there's a plane
behind it a condensation train
but it's not just water
it's a harbinger of slaughter
and we're all fucked next time it rains.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# In reply
There was a conspiracy theory
That chemtrails were making us weary
But without any proof
Of death rain on the roof
The skeptics all got rather jeery.

Yah boo! See. I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)
# ze jewzors

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# aw, he's soooo cooot
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I thought that initially
but now I think it may not be Comedy Hitler at all. I think it may be EVIL Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# what's the difference?
*shrugs*
*turns 360 degrees*
*leaves*
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Are you my friend?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# jews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Not that you'll read it in THEIR version of the news
but there's already a circle of Synagogues around Ground Zero and I hear they're planning to build more.
A Synagogue in case you don't know is like a trojan horse full of yahudis.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# I prefer a good restaurant ...

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Think? They want u to eat it!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# A reply
A sports commentator called Icke,
Let his sanity go for a hike,
His critics in blizzards
said "When you say lizards
We know you must really mean kikes"

But David said "Not what I mean
A lizard's a lizard it seems
That's just what I said
The Queen and Prince Ed
Are really all scaly and green."

(Sorry for the casual racism, it was necessary for the rhyme. Next up, "Why Obama's manhood is bigger"; what can go wrong?)
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Cor
For a minute there from those colours I thought you were going to rope Virgin Media into your nutty poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I like what you've done to the pope, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# A plug

If you are cheesed off with this dope
There's no need to sit home and mope
Yes, you should come down
And march round the town
To see how, surf to "Protest the Pope"

...dot org dot uk
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Poor wicket



(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# yay, i'd do that dirt furry bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Chewie has a thing for midgets too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# When you're a wookie
EVERYONE else is a midget.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# haha
I bet his cock looks like a TV boom microphone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# i'd laugh at this
but my brain is split into 10% laughter, 40% poor ewok and childhood memories and 50% eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)
# it's ok
I didn't really spunk on a plastic toy. It's tartar sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# and that's supposed to make it better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# You mean it doesn't make it better?
You'd prefer it if I actually glooped my man goo on a little ewok?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# yes
better than wasting tasty tartare sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# You haven't tasted my spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# i doubt it'd taste that good on fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# You mean
you ejaculate tartare sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# the girls love me for it
(well, the ones that like a bit of sauce on their fish)
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# tauntaun sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Beecha wowa! Sluuurp.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# ahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# hahahaha
that's disgraceful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] old


Mary had a little lamb
She took it up to Reading
She tied it to a lamppost
And kicked its *$&#ing head in
(rogerzilla, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# looks like a cross between Narnia and Jurassic Park, that
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Junia Park
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Jumanji.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
it was a tiny runt
it snuck in when she was on the loo
and stared right at her front (bum)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)

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