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# Hands Off The Panda (Video)!
I can now reveal the shocking truth – and how you can help!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPDPyf96WEI

SHOCKING!
(Dave Brown, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
#

Oh FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# =>
Also - Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# ^ needs less 'i'
and a bit more 'e'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I didn't proof reid it
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# b'dum tsch!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# FFS WHY
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# nice lynx
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# WHY AM I LOOKING AT A LINK? :
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# lol
well done. please post more.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# so fits this thread
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# this is you
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
This should be in links is rubbish. It shouldn't be anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# SRSLY WTF
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# fuckin hell
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:41, archived)
# I know who you are, Dave Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# not even funny
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha *properlols*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# When the Son of Godzilla kills you, you stay killed..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I want this power.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# you should change your name to AIDs Face
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
Now it's time to erase that mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
Now it's time to erase that mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Am it Groundhog thread tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# :D

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:03, archived)
# KEEP IT GOING

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:18, archived)
# and
b3ta.com/board/10216537
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Vic Reeves will be livid!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# best tuesday eva
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# tuesday... the new thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Not true...
...one time there was a whole Tuesday like this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Who did the 'FAIL' part?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:21, archived)
#
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Oh do piss off
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Dude/ma'am - the mainboard isn't the place for this.
Click on the 'links' tab.
Best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# What the fuck you fucking panda!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# a bit dry that...
try adding a bit of cream and butter?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Wow.
That's 40 seconds I'm never going to get back.
Thank Christ I didn't have the paitence to watch any more.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:36, archived)
# oh lol :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha officelol :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# yes !
it was all worth it :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Have one of these for your troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# thanks jeeves !
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# ^ What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# excellent, my day is complete
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Oh, I say!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# ha it's been in my head for weeks
try living with THAT!
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# arf!
silly person!
right hometime!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Class in a glass! :D
yay Old Skool gnops!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# *glugs*
ta!
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
YES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# chortles
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
Excellent daftness
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Probably much safer like that.
Great thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# They got a whole fort?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:25, archived)
# i like this
very much
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Gordon Ford or Harrison Ramsay? You decide...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# *adopts double-handed hammer stance*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Like you wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# i wouldn't
there's something smug and plastic about him that i dislike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# who Ramsey or Ford
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# BOTH
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ok fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at a photo of you mum?

EDIT: Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Ta Wobbly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
With our powers combined!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Gordon Ford
hahaha top shop.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# KILL IT WITH CALLISTA FLOCKHART!
For that, have the image post that I did which caused the most RIS I think I have ever had...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Something about anoraks?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# No it's Him in Bladerunner in the backdrop of him in Apocalypse Now.
As I would have thought would be apparent!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# god damn I was right
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Check the big brain on Brad!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I need a lie down now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Colonel Lucas combined with Deckard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Kryton ?
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I got a bad feeling about this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# aaargh....where's that F word when I need it:D
F-F-F-Ford
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# :D
Hai Grunty. How's you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Nice one :DD
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# "This is some rescue(!!!)"


First post for ages, please take the piss as much as possible...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# *grenades your embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# what a load of fucking shit
;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# up yer shaft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# haha
well you did say take the piss. ya shittube.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# NOT OUT OF ME!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Have you changed you real name to Mrs b3ta, you sig says you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# No I haven't, but it's a great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# *shakes drips*
Oh, hello, Bar-bar-bar, Bar-bar-baro(ssa)!
Topical x 2
Hummus
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hahahah
too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Psst! Is this you?
www.b3ta.com/board/10217330
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# nope!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Glad to hear it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Why if it isn't the man who forced me to block Kingdoms of Camelot on FB!
How ya doing Mr. Barb?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Not bad, not bad..... you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Surviving...
Mrs H is entering third trimester so insomnia is now the dominant feature of my days, but I guess it's good practice for what's to come...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# ZOMG!
Get out of there FAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Too late...
*sound of portcullis clanging*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# oh that reminds me, need to defend my castle.
BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# And that's Barb for another couple of months...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Barbie!!!
You're baaaaaack, so I shall *click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# arf : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# You've done better.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# *tea monitor collision*
Best reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:30, archived)
# WARNING! This is NOT a tes......oh...ummmm...hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Do you know what IS a test?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# is this a test?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Go to yellow alert!
Are you sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb.

Best.
Dwarf.
Line.
Evar*.

* might actually not be - it just jumped into my mind when I saw that pic. It's a pretty good one though - up there IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# :D
Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# *ahem*
blue alert, i think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# and rimmer's potato king rant is the best bit ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Yo Smash Imma let you finish...
But 'passed away peacefully in his jeep...

sleep...'

Is the best line of all time.

EDIT Oh God a Dwarf argument on b3ta. When will I ever learn..?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one
but another strong contender is "april, may, june, july and august fool"

EDIT: you'll never beat me on dwarf quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Jape of the decade?
Wheeze of the week?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# mere filler
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# "Hook, line, sinker, rod and copy of 'Angling Times'."
"Broadcasting in all known languages. Including Welsh."

And I'm sure it was "Step up to red alert."
"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb".

(They were already at blue alert, after a big argument about the need for it - there was no yellow).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# you forgot reel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Or did I?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# stop it, you're messing with my head!
i can't think straight with this much sugar in my system!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# My kids like it when I say
'You're lying!' in squeaky Kryten voice
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# i like that, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Just say the word and I'll pop round
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# make sure you bring a gnome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Now I'm picturing Basil Fawlty marching out of the hotel
with a gnome under his arm
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# with sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# He was planning to insert it into a builder
History doesn't relate whether either of them enjoy the experience

/edit: reading this back I have to self-grammarnazi. That should have been 'enjoys'
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# at least one of them must have
or else why do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Ah, if only the world was that way
Where all transactions entail enjoyment on at least one side. Sadly, in this vale of tears, that is so rarely the case. We simply step through our allotted tasks, birth astride a grave, *sob*

(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# cheerful fucker, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# *grins*
I have been known to bounce occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I knew I'd get the colour wrong...
Full of snot so my mental faculties aren't up to the jub today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# job
*facedesk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# no worries
i'm full of sugar, e-numbers and way too much t.v. trivia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# damn you, now facebook means a similar thing to facepalm
and i can't unthink it!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# *Facefacts*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# *facethemusic*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Facecock
am I doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I'll let you know in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I like...
'BULLET, Cybernautics'
'That's traffic controool'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# that's only because your cologne is eau de yak urine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Test or not
He is safe due to protective goggles and hat... AS LONG AS THERE IS TINFOIL UNDER THE HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Pffft.
Toy with him. TOY WITH HIM FOR SPORT!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Since someone else started it...
"This is not a drill."
"Repeat: This is not a drill."
"This is a drill: DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# awooga, awooga, abandon ship!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Duck and cover!
I want a hat like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah
I was eyeing it with envy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I don't know what to do now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# excellent headgear
very stylish
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# quick and dirty fun

anyone recognise the film? one of my faves from teh 80's

(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# The Magnets Strike Back?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# How do they work?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ferromagnets work thus:


The magnetic orbitals are formaly orthogonal to each other, thus the spins are parallel, in accordances with Hund's rules.
(I was just explaining this the other day)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Did you know
Sausages are magnetic? They're naturally high in iron and the sausage-making process aligns the magnetic field. They link together through magnetism. Cooking enhances the field - you'll often find that your fork is strangely attracted towards a freshly cooked sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# scientific fact
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# And it then rushes towards the metallic fillings in your mouth.
If you have no fillings, then it's just greediness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Also,


If the magnetic orbitals are non-orthogonal, the unpaired spins are in effectively the same extended orbital, so must pair anti-parallel in accordance with the Pauli principle, which gives rise to antiferromagnetism. If the spins are unequal, a net moment arises, which is called ferrimagnetism and is the process ehind nearly all permanent magnets you'll come across.
Guess what I do for a job...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Sort of like chicken
Chicken is not magnetic, despite containing iron. Chickenburgers repel metal cutlery and are best eaten in a bap with tomato and lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# are you a dustbinman?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Fridge door builder?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# All I see is spunking cocks, I've been here too long!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *Steals for next scientific paper*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ^ This
Everything contains traces of cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# this is win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
#

Trannymagnets?
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I love you, Beth Magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Rita, Sue and Magnets too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# To Wong Foo, Thanks for the Magnets, Julie Newmar.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Fried Green Magnets at the Whistle Stop Cafe
or Driving Miss Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Fatal Attraction
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Magnet Force
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# 9 and a half magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# The Magnets of Navarone
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# A magnet called Wanda
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# About Last Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Jumping Jack Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Stop or my magnet will shoot?
and WTF is going on with JNB person down VV there?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# noob arrived
complained
got flamed
simples
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Good Morning, Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# The Secret of my Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Magnet & I
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Three Magnets and a Baby?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Magnet
(/starring Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# The virgin Connie Swail!
I was wondering when someone would post this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
*cue music*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Magnets of Endearment
/gaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Those Magnetificent men in their Flying Machines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Romancing the Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Iron Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Outrageous Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Pee-Wee's Big Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Practical Magnet
  
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# The Best Little Magnet in Texas
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Mad Magnet: Beyond Thunderdome
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Fried Green Magnets at the ShittyStop Cafe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Harry Magnet and the Magnet of Magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Magnet P.I.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:16, archived)
# I love that bit where he got the baddie in a headlock and the other guy shoved a bag full of vomit on the baddie's head
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# aka "Every Saturday night on Lothian Road"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# That guy was in a few John Carpenter films
no idea what that's from though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Tom Atkins

his name is. Apparently this is his favourite fillum, bizarrely
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
#

'Tis Night of the Creeeps!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0091630/

Absolutely high-larious stuff, like.
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I love that scene in the meat packing plant where they push the baddie into a sausage grinder and one of the sausages has an eye in it
then the big tongan guy comes in and says "he was behaving like a pork sausage".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
#
Barkin' up the wrong tree there, gronk
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# No I'm pretty confident about this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# "Thrill me, eels."
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
#

Touche! Another Creeps fan, I see!
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I think I first saw that when I was about 15.
I was expecting some godawful straight to video pap, and was really quite pleasantly surprised.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
Me too, Durchfall. Ah, trips to the video shop with my tallest mate. That's my 80's summed up, basically.
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Welcome aboard!
*awards biscuit*

Ning b3taneers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
#

cheers! *munch*
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Eels up insideya, finding an entrance where they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ever get the feeling

you've started something..?
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# thrill me, lieutenant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# My fave line?

'Classic Spanky...'
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# fucking love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# The good news is, you're dates are here
The bad news is, they're dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Deep Throat?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
#


In case you hadn't heard... www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1319676/Carrie-Fishers-drug-shame-I-did-cocaine-set-Empire-Strikes-Back.html

Who would have believed it... a Hollywood star doing drugs. What is the world coming to? I blame the racists!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Next you'll be telling me footballers wives are credulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
Snow on Hoth, who'd a thought it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
But I assume these people that are shocked have never seen the Star wars Holiday Special?

Or read her book
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Al isn't very happy about it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# if i may
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# lmao improved
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# :D
your pic was screaming at me to add mr matey bubble bath
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# i bet she did ewoks too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# "Say hello to my little friend..."



"... R2, get your arse over here"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Honey, it's happened again...

c.f.huge
Previously...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
maybe it wasn't a good day to dyson
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# that's painful
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahaha awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# .....and THIS is what happens when you try to 'Sexy Time' the hoover.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
Only the other day Mrs Vagabond had to rescue me from inside the microwave. It does make the perfect accessory to my lime green cords, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# win
that is all
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Great idea
*clickitty*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Can't help thinking of Absolutely
"Help I am trapped in the hooeveur!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I tried to link a youtube video of that classic scene
But poxy channel4 have blocked it
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# The things people do just to get out of doing the housework
Slacker!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Is that mictoboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# :D brilliants
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# vacuuming...
ur doin it rong!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:39, archived)
# hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D ace....also:soz :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# pure brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# exclusive footage from North Korea's new game console's launch title
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Ping Pong-Il?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Bing! Ten points.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# On me 'ed son! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# ha hah
exeleent
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# It's ok
His dead grandpa is still technically in power.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# IT'S OK YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# your public service announcement is still missing the officially required firearm
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I don't carry a gun
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# THANKS
The new one looks like a real mean motherfucker. I wouldn't cross him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I'm not exaggerating when I say that he's probably been raised to have the world's largest sense of entitlement.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# animal condoms
a must for a spunky trunky

(Zoidaroid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
holy shit!
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# OMG!
*changes pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
FINALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# That's what you get for getting drunk in Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# TRUNKS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
GOODNIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# While I know that technically this is SFW
It sure doesn't look like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Interner classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# i'll just drop this here
i made one yesterday, but i've added a bit. i think it works quite nicely
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Kyig kyig kyig!
The sandwich van that comes to work has a 'Yellow Rose of Texas' horn. He doesn't climb out of the window to the best of my knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ha ha
i used to do that when i was a kid, my dad used to go mental at me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hahaahaha
excellent improvements are excellent!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# mmm...
...bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, archived)
# * Slides Katty Perry onto the end of his knob
* Fucks elephant

Bloody hell, it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Cherie Blair works in a circus now?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Got to be cleaner then having Russell Brands cock in you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Ewwww
Pox is an underused word these days.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# yeah, baby!


Click for bigger (285 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Let's play, Hide the Old Spice!
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# he's murdered a spice girl?
tell me it's true!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Which one? Snorty? Poached? Baggy? Taint?
I think they murdered all of em'.
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha poached!
this is indeed, good news
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha Taint
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# The stone cold eyes of a killer..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# No my tickle ma' Elbow!
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# this is fantastiche!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I'm on a horse.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# PA PA PA PA PA PA POWER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdTHycsmqao&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# oooooffffff
a touch of guilty laughter there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# lmao the truth is out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# aww moon face man just wanted to show them his nice pop gun
also, is that a nice bottle of perfume the lovely hamericans have thrown in to the party?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# toooooo soooooon
guilty officelols
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha!
bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Haha, makes me think that they'd perhaps been playing a bit too much of this.
images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d2/Mwg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Your best characters, if I may be so bold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# This post contains a joke
a topical one at that.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hurrah indeed
more of this sort of thing please


less of the other
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# most disagreeable
:)
(Zoidaroid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# "This is some rescue!"
Princess Leia. 1977.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# The tall bloke in the last image looks like a Moomin?

...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I very much
agree - or at least some kind of moominland-compatible creature.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Hostage rescues eh?
I've heard they are rarely successful, but this could be hearsay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Using hand grenades doesn't help fix that statistic.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I have played a game where you had to rescue a hostage
and it was entirely possible to shoot the hostage during the rescue. Can't remember what game it was though I do recall feeling sheepish about it every time I accidentally shot the hostage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Lemmings?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:45, archived)
# hahaha superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Satire!
*fears the satire*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Those poor hostages!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# actual internet win!
I love this strip!
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# BEWARE the Sporkupine!

DCTNT

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# How to contact Batman when he's out of town.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Ooh!
Lateral thinking, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
I want one!
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Sporkupines are nice, but Hyrax piss on them:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on here, but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It's a sporkupine.
What else is there to know?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Nothing, I suppose.
Why would I question such an incredible feat of nature?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Indeed, where is the need, old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Top hole, what-what..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Yours looks more useful as a utensil.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# aha
this is more what I was expecting
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Bastards!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I made this!
I wrote a story and illustrated it.



Johnny likes bananas. Frank likes oranges.

Johnny doesnt like oranges. Frank doesnt like bananas.

Frank goes to the fruit shop and finds they only sell bananas. He asks the shopkeeper why he does not sell oranges.

The shop keeper replies "What are oranges?"

After a brief description of an orange the shopkeeper agrees to stock a few and see if they sell, after all, if they do then he can go on holiday, and if they dont he has lost nothing.

Johnny can still buy bananas, Frank can buy oranges, the community has one extra thing they can buy if they so wish.

Everybody is happy.

Except for BraynDead, who stands in the corner flinging poo at anyone he doesnt recognise.
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Spending time and money on a bunch of rotting oranges isn't losing nothing.
here is a b3ta irc

b3ta.belm.co.uk/jirc/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# This plugin is certainly taking a long time to install.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Your digital service has an error.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Its blank
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# oh man I bet everyone is sending ascii pictures of electric guitars to each other and I can't see it.
I feel slighted.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Unable to connect...
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I took that offline a while ago, sorry folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Oh man, epic wobbling here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I don't even completely understand why I'm mentioned here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# When was the last time you flung poo at someone you didn't recognise?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I've never flung poo at someone I didn't recognise.
I only do it to people I know and trust.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# *eyes narrow*
we've...never met, have we?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *splat*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10217215
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Haha. upset, online
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Did you see it on /talk?
'Waa, I go onto every site on the internet insisting they use irc instead because I'm too thick to learn anything else. WAAAA.'
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Yeah just saw it
I wonder if it makes a habit of going to websites and then banging the 'this website is shit use irc' gong. Must make it a popular internet user.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I still don't know why I got a specific mention.
Several people told it to fuck off, I tried to reason with it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Agh stop flinging poo you poo flinger
Terrible bullying :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# The best part is that it's not even mine.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# You wrote a story & drew the same story.
That's some serious dedication to the tale.
8D

And welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# It's a continuation of this stupidity.
b3ta.com/talk/6989054
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Picking a fight with your first post? Priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I simply cannot understand how it doesn't see that nobody wants or cares about a b3ta irc enough to make it the standard.
It's my understanding that /talk was created as an alternative to /board, and to be honest that's pretty much all that's needed. IRC on a site like this simply wouldn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# If I wanted to chat to any of you fuckers then I'd have on facebook or my msn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Step 1: Join community.
Step 2: Tell them they're doing it wrong.
Step 3: Feign disbelief at their reactions.
Repeat Steps 2/3 ad nauseum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Oh, so that's where I've been going wrong.
I kept my head down and tried to fit in for a bit before I started being an irritating cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I just joined as an irritating cunt
and fitted in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
Well ...yeah... oops.

It started out reasonably, but then the trolls came out to play and i couldnt help but join the fun!
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# looked in the mirror recently?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
#
Err, THAT was my point...
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# no, your point was you joined in after the trolls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Badly.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# yeaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Class.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Oh dear, lots of internet upsettery going on here in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
#
Looks lik the straw men are out in force today!

Congratulations on missing the point entirely :)
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# You're a fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
#
If you still cant see the difference between politley requesting a new feature and demanding "everything is broken and must be replaced to appease ME MEEEE!" even after i drew such a pretty comic; it is you who are the idiot.
(JNB, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Okay, listen carefully.
Starting a thread complaining about the layout for your first post is hardly going to endear you to anyone. There is a specific part of the site called Bug and Feature Requests, where your irc fanboyism could have gone pretty much ignored, but you would have got your rubbish argument across anyway. As it is, now you just look like a bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# "Is there a specific reason there isnt an b3ta irc channel? As above. Google threw one or two unofficial ones; surprising really. I would have thought it would be a good match..."
Not much complaining going on here. I think everyone needs a dinnertime nap. *steals fluffy blanky*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Look at the rest of the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I have
You said "starting a thread". To be honest, although I agree that b3ta needs an irc channel like it needs a "fings I fotograffed" board, I think a lot of the negative reaction is just down to a new guy making a suggestion and upsetting the regulars who LIKE THEIR BOARD THE WAY IT IS GODDAMIT, WARTSENALL!!

Anyway, if you're up for a spot of poo flinging, I don't believe we've met either *dons raincoat* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hrrrrrrnnnnnghprolapse OH GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# OH GOD IT DANGLES AND GLISTENS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# You could have requested it in the bug reports and requests thread
e.g. www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/

LOOK AT THE PAIN YOU'VE CAUSED THE INTERNETS WITH YOUR MEWLING.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# is the point that you like touching man meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# You got balls, noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# SRS BIZNS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I like your story about fruits.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I like the bit with poo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Well, you would, scatboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# tastes like peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
#
nuts nus
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Mmmm salty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Oh deary me....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# You're mums and interner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I wish I had awards to hand out to you and Mooohhahahhahahalalalaaherrr
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# That how babby is formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# what really happened

The shop keeper replies "We tried them before, they sold well for, oh I’d say about 5 minutes, then nothing"

After a long and protracted converstion, explaining the same thing over and over again, the shopkeeper punches Frank in the cock and relentlessly face rapes him.

NOW everybody is happy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# would you ask for a big mac at burger king?
well maybe but you wouldn't get one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# absolutely! in the same way that i'd ask for coke
knowing full well they'd say "we have pepsi, would that be ok?"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Yes, we have no bananas
I don't even know what irc is, I couldn't care less who likes it and who doesn't, but your fruit-based tale was mildly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I thought this was a hatstand work of genius until I realised it was based on a /talk argument
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Just ignore the back story
and appreciate it from within your ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Pretty much how I approach the world in general,
from a position of blissful ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# HAHA!
UPSET. ONLINE!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# HaHaHa
Unfortunately the shopkeeper has to buy the oranges, If they don't sell he goes bankrupt


science economics
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# May I offer you a Baby Okapi for your troubles?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# She's crying because she misses me.
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I don't know who that is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# She doesn't know who you are!
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Pst
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# She's all gansta!
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Oh
In that case all seems in order here, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Something about coke?
All-American drug?
Aunt Nora?
Barbs?
Blow?
Dream?
Foo-foo dust?
Her?
King’s habit?
Peruvian lady?
Snow?
Tardust?
Witch?
Zip?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# this seems to have a message
I might understand it more when I smoke this big fatty on lunch break
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# pass that around will you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# is he hogging that boinker?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I'm gasping over here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] New Post!


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Cripes!
(Strabbage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Ref! Handballs!
EDIT: and welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Excellent work n00b
I love this picture. The news should use it as their default graphic every time he's in a story.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# heheh!
welcomeballs
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# a pic robbed from another b3tan
top trollage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I was thinking this
is it coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ahhh crap
It wasn't meant to be. Was it recent?
(Strabbage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Fairly recent, probably around the time of the election.
The heads vibrated, as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Annoyingly...
I was going to have tentacles instead of the heads, but couldn't get them looking good. Ho hum.
(Strabbage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# managed to get mine looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# my apologies
the other one was by mofaha and had the hands moving a bit ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/10208837
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Aha!
Now i see what all the talk is about. what a great start to my first post!
(Strabbage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The Fats Dominosaurus
First ever post!


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(Barry Sideways, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
The little scale guide makes this.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
pull up a shark, shop a black man........oh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# SCALES
fish have them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
how random!

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Mr Domino's expression of ecstasy

made me smile.
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Scale wins all.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Pffft
Good work, welcome to kitten, pull up a b3ta, shop a chair etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# heh
Mega Shark vs Giant Rocknrolltapus
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin'
Long time lurker, etc.

First attempt at a compo entry - be kind!



GIF software + copy of 'Mr Vampire' + magenta cock = is i doing it rite?
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Mr. Vampire earns you your first click.
Welcome to b3ta, TrannyFan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Apart from the filesize and lack of pubes, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
# everything
appears to be in order here.
*click*
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# It's a little on the big side
But other than that, well done n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# cracking cdc
EDIT: not sure if it fits the compo, but who really cares anyway?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
#

Wooo! Thanks all.
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Haha
Welcome 'n all that jizz jazz :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# long time lurker eh?
welcome :)
/you may like to try and optimise that to around 400k. If you need a hand doing it, just ask and some clever /boarder is sure to be able to offer help
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
#
Will do GA, and ta.

Just dusting off Theatre of Blood for more fun & frolicks...
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Vincent Price ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:30, archived)
# top filmage :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Mr Price flips tha switch on this sheeyat!



Meh - work gets in the way of all my fun :(
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
# That's the ticket!
(also crying out for a little magenta)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Heh, was going to
make the handle spunk a bit, but quite busy this AM. Bah.
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Vinny P ain't no jive-ass honky!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Theatre of Blood FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Firm... MOUSTACHES!
Firm... MOUSTACHES!
Firm... MOUSTACHES!
Firm... MOUSTACHES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Nicely done, but read the FAQ about filesizes.
You need to optimise animations to below 400k.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:30, archived)
#

Roger that, and cheers :)
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# "Just do it!"
"Why?"
"I don't know! Because it's in the script - that's why!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
#
Shot Kool Aid through my nose. Very Nice
(janetdoggy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Mr. Vampire: Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)

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