http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CountertopNo horses. Promise.
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:15,
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kitchens have countertops
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16,
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It's at times like this that I regret never making a spang gif
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14,
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The counter culture has changed radically ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14,
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oh fucking hellfucking hell on a pigeon
on fire
*cleek*
(on fire
*cleek*
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:15,
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N oh for fuck's sake /I'm liking these puns of late
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:17,
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And you become a target for counter-terrorism
Unless you use counter-magic...
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:29,
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Dear oh dearoh dear oh deary me...
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:51,
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"de deers!""you got de beers?"
"no I thought you had de beers!"
"where de beers!"
"ain't no idea where de beers is!"
"but de beers!"
("no I thought you had de beers!"
"where de beers!"
"ain't no idea where de beers is!"
"but de beers!"
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:08,
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I feel that you should disclose your source. Purely for comparison purposes.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:36,
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furious self abuseno less
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:46,
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It's here.. but you have to promise that you'll only use it to learn more about photoshop...(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)
Much obliged. Now I'm learning! Learning! I'm learning furiously
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: New TV Idents"){kind=small}
SorryBut i think i have to enter this for the image competition
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:15,
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We know."Racist" - or "Lacist" - is standard banter in these parts.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:22,
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nothey have hurt me seriously. I don't want to click on that racist link.
( FIEND,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:23,
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You're racist against newbiesor summink.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:25,
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light grey, and slightly lighter greyLive together in a manner that's slightly gay
side by side on my messageboard
oh lord
who are you people, what are you doing in my house?
(side by side on my messageboard
oh lord
who are you people, what are you doing in my house?
spacefish bong!,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:30,
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i'm not a huge fan of the league of gentlemenbut i saw a bit of the psychoville halloween special, were the guy was all obsessive over recycling, twas fucking hilarious.
"REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE"
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:28,
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"REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE"
on a theme...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:06,
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Just stumbled across something funStart with a small black circular layers, then use liquefy
tool to stretch/mold them into little characters. These
two took about 10 seconds total. (eyes added later)
(tool to stretch/mold them into little characters. These
two took about 10 seconds total. (eyes added later)
LS18,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:56,
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Ideas make thoughts interesting . . . good one ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:02,
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I imagine if you were new people would be quite rude to you yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06,
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Are you suggesting thatbecause I offered something informative for a change, rather than ludicrous, people would be offended?
( LS18,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:08,
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it's a nice technique, used it a few times myself, it's quite therapeutici used it for the silhouette pics on my profile
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:19,
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By the power of Greysock...
I say, I say, I say. My Skeletor's got no nose.
How does he smell? BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:42,
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true story, i saw it happen one time when i was out i well saw ittotally registered my liking of this
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:35,
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NEW!!...Ginger ban"shop till you drop in our "ginger free" store
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:36,
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I'm more concerned that they let a naked customer get this far into the store.I'd say they deserve to have their floor beshitted.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:34,
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*raises clenched fist*"I'm with you brother!"
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:45,
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My mum works for Tescoand she's sick of people shitting in the snacks aisle.
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16,
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Say it LOUD . . . say it PROUD !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:34,
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F.............................................UCK! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:57,
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Did somebody mention FUDGE !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:18,
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In the basket case ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:28,
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HURRAH!!...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDGGGGGGE Elvis impersonator,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:28,
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GETCHER BROWN HOT FUDGE !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:31,
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Get Back OK Corralled
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:20,
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MOnkey Dust wasone of the best shows ever.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:13,
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Brilliant, god I love Monkey Dust Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:21,
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needs to be lower for a 'soul patch' kinda vibe Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:12,
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There's a gun in the package. He don't need a gun, John! Woo
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:31,
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Where's Deki? I thought whenever Bennet's name is uttered he is summoned. Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:41,
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i dunnoprobably printing some of his FUCKCOUPONS.
or....he's watching us.....
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:43,
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or....he's watching us.....
And by the way, that fucking watch doesn't work
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:45,
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you may end up on one of his pictures......f-f-F-F-FUUUUUCK!!!!
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:47,
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Have an overpriced accessory
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:48,
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Serious fuck content is the least I'd expect! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:44,
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that is going to make Deks wet that is Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:35,
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deks and joepesky love the bennetti love bennett too, he's so shit.
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:43,
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Take a look at his hair, it's realIf you don't believe what I say, just feel
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:46,
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oooh I know....and he loooks soo shoreditch with his check shirt and not so skinny jeans x
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:49,
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hey John..how about a nice game of " hows your mother " john ? .. come on John, why dont you come out and play John
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:08,
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pfffi've got a nice cup of tea instead
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:22,
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that's a spanging Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:05,
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Jew should be ashamed of yourself. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:35,
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i know it's unshopped, but i felt the need to share
do i make a great zombie or what? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:38,
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do you have a bigger version?it could just be a stong flash on the camera catching you eating a kebab with loads of chilli sauce.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:39,
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sorry, no :(taken off my nephew's phone
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40,
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best I can do
gives it a nice 70's TV feel too haha
top zombie btw
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:47,
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0_0ooo, ta!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:47,
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Did your nephew get their phonein a Christmas cracker?
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:54,
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possiblyhe got a pack of tiny playing cards in a cracker, i do know that, because he went ballistic on christmas day when i nicked them off him.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:56,
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Those cards are AMAZING though.Though making a house of cards out of them is tricky.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:58,
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yeah, they're greati'd just lost a pack on holiday, so i nicked his to replace them
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:01,
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get him to post it to the baord.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:56,
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he's not allowed on herehe's an impressionable child
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:57,
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Best you get him on the talk baord with the rest of the impressionable children then
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:12,
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fuck that, he'd never recover! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:15,
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he has you as an auntand yet you are worried about him getting on the talk board? I think he will be safe
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:25,
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for a boy of his age, he's curiously sensiblewhich is a bit worrying
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:28,
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we'll be gentle with him.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:17,
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"... The Sun'll come out, Tomorrow..." The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:19,
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fucking tabloid ragnot fit for wrapping chips.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:35,
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hahahahaha! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:20,
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you trying to find your cock again? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40,
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No...it's right here...in your eye socket.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:41,
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i thought my eye was weeping more than usual Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:43,
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in that case, perhaps you make a good zombieMy level of knowledge of whether you make a good zombie is however similar to the moments preceding your post.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:44,
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good point, well made Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:45,
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FUCK!!!...I just shit myself....nothing to do with your pic ....I just have a bowel complaint...nice zombie:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:43,
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arf!got a fancy dress party this weekend, guess what i'm going as...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:44,
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"Our Graham" from Blind Date wearing his raping suit?
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:45,
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i can't go as him again! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:48,
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not the "used tampon"outfit I hope............:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:46,
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nahit got ruined when i washed it with vanish
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:48,
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next year, maybe Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:20,
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Pissed as a fart? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:21,
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that's what i'll come home ashopefully without the bruises this time :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:23,
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where's the fun in that? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:29,
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Me as a vampire chap
All blurry and mental like. Nice zombie btw!
Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:59,
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Mine actually are not as elfin like as thatAlthough I do somewhat resemble an ugly elf.
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:06,
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there are ugly elves?YOU LIED TO ME, JACKSON!!!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:07,
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Barbara Bush....bringer of evil to the world.................drunk on blood...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:25,
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why isn't her mouth gaping open like a vinyl sex doll? Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:36,
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yeslike that.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:39,
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A colon and a capital O?....I'm not sure I follow.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:44,
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You mustfuck it, fuck it good
( kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:09,
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Catnipppp? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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No,...this town is quite productive.(I was looking for a Cameron mask to no avail)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:20,
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i feel slightly guilty for using a well known gif with little alterationbut at least there's a joke eh :)
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:05,
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No, hats off to you...and have a click
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:09,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahthis IS the dog's
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:06,
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I applaud that
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 3:40,
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Prepare for this to be stolen by Bravo in 5... 4... Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:38,
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Fantastic.Does what it says on the tin and all that.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:54,
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Simon Pegg?That may be part of the joke that I'm not getting, but looks an awful lot like M. Pegg.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:42,
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Isn't it Orson Welles?I didn't know it was a regular gif, I thought he'd taken the clip and somehow looped it to be utterly seamless.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Fri 5 Nov 2010, 0:33,
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Bittersweet......as the channel is closing down at the end of the year.
(,
Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:27,
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Some holy man told me this. Abbot MacFry
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:21,
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forgot about this one as well.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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wooo!wonder where you got THAT idea from....?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:05,
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err . . .yeah me too
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:07,
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got lazycouldn't be bothered to finish it.
bloody laptop has decided not to boot up now.
(bloody laptop has decided not to boot up now.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:38,
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Hahahaha!Wheeeee!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:46,
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So that's what those sick bastards get upto on the holodeck.Nasty... but nice.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:47,
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haha very goodso that's what they get up to on the holodeck......
edit:mindpissage : D ha ha
(edit:mindpissage : D ha ha
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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hahahahawhat the fuck is it with you and cocks?!
( Victor Meldrew,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:55,
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I have a perfectly natural urge to draw and animate them whenever I can HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:57,
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it's a bit lo polyis it for a game?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:02,
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Why is it always exciting in your pictures?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 18:38,
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forgot to post this on halloween.(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:48,
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I went to halloween as myselfthough that depends on how or where you got to halloween.
(,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:49,
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on occasionbut it's sporadic
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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Top workAndrew reminds me of an Alan Partridge from another dimension
( fuscous,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17,
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Andrew!Not seen him in ages!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:17,
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whoa..Did I fall into some kind of B3TA timehole? Dutchbird will be showing up next
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:26,
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I'm going to post a pun in a minute, then DTH will post an unexpected horse, followed by some awesome 'shoppery from TGA bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:33,
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*ahem*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:51,
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hahahahbrilliant sir!
wonder where you got THAT idea!
(wonder where you got THAT idea!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:32,
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*sniggers* Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:43,
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it can to me in a vision
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:04,
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I'm not surprised - it's rubbish**Fantastic
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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Woo!und Yay!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:42,
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is he still around here?i thought he left before i did
( mongychops,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:33,
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I did see a retrospective of his stuff on his site recentlymight have been in the newsletter or something
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:34,
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i miss the old offensive people, remember that challenge 'offensive in 15k' great times
(
mongychops,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:36,
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I was thinking of that just the other dayfound myself LOLing in a tube carriage at the thought of the winning image
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:37,
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link?this sounds interesting
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:46,
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long time ago, most of the pics have disappeared (including mongy's, ironically)www.b3ta.com/challenge/offensivein5k/
Seems I was thinking of the second one, rather than Butters'
(Seems I was thinking of the second one, rather than Butters'
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:50,
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Bweahahahahahahahahahahaha!*feels bad for a nanosecond*
*akward look from person behind me*
*scroll down quick*
(*akward look from person behind me*
*scroll down quick*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:32,
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As I am a cabbage, I find your image offensive.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:34,
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Is this something from /talk?Links, man! Links!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:35,
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no, this is what i used to do all day long a few years ago
(
mongychops,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:36,
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Aha....Pray continue.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:43,
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I like the detail on this. You can really tell how much Barry cares about the lulz.
(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:44,
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Oh Barry! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:46,
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