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I think it wants letting in...

I don't think I want that.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)

He's a funky little mover, isn't he?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)

It's a catpillar!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)

Have an old pea

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

Pffft.

That's very silly.

You're very silly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)

roman pillars!

roman cat
roman cat
does his business
in caesar's hat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)

ha! also tenuous rp for comp

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)

pffff

an upturned plug, that's the real enemy

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)

ooo yeah, that really is a killer, also kneeling on keys

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)

kneeling

on a drawing pin knacks. don't want to repeat that in a hurry.

(prostheses, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)

I used to always blame the kids

any excuse for a good hiding haha

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)

i used to be good at hiding

behind the upright vacuum was a good place, or the coat rail in selfridges

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)

the feline centipede

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)

*cough*image title*cough*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)

i know

but i watched half an hour of the human centipede last night.
it was shit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)

I've been waiting ages for the wife to go out so I can watch it

maybe this weekend

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)

i wouldn't bother

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)

Yeah they had to tweak that pitch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)

i've just had a very bizarre thought

about cats sewn together, one meowing up the other's arse, inflating its colon with cat noise.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)

OMG! That's fantastic!

And you know what would make it even better? If they did it with PEOPLE! Specifically, women. Not men. Never men. That would be bad.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)

nah, that'd be crap

the only way it could be worse is if there were a fuckload of subtitles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)

Ukranian subtitles.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)

or klingon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)

arrrrrrrrrgh

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FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)

^ Cats with six tits - FTW!

and what lovely little white bras it is wearing...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)

She has twice as many nipples as a normal person then.

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)

^ Wobbly Bloke

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)

WHAT! How dare you!

I know a sleep around a bit, but I'm not a slag!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)

the walls of the public toilets would disagree with that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)

You can go off people you know...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)

i wasn't the one writing it, you know!

*hides marker pens*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)

Ooo get her!

I've got a bit of a guilty soft spot for teh Allen. Her version of The Lady Is A Tramp was a hootenanny classic a couple of years back.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)

I preferred her rendition

of the Littlest Hobo Theme.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)

That's a great piece of work.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)

Hahahahaha

Are you Chandler?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)

How many nipples does a naked mole rat have?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)

47 except on Sundays.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)

I had a dream about Lily Allen last night

Me and N'Dubz were going fours up on her when Dappy got sucked into her minge by the strange pressures that exist therein, he was hurled around like a Barbie in a tumble dryer until eventually being spat out into an alternative dimension.

This dimension is now a better place.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)

* Subsribes

Please do let me know about your next dream...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)

I had a strange dream last night

I was fastening my shoes but instead of feet I had two fish....and I remember thinking they should stay fresh till the next day then I can eat them...hmmmmmmm

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)

I suggest that tonight you dream of

spit roasting Vanessa Feltz with Idi Amin.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)

* Sicks a little

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)

Would you prefer to be spit roasted by Vanessa Feltz and Idi Amin?

I hear she has an almighty clitoris.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)

No Award on this Earth could encompass the

sheer horror...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)

i had the usual dream

i won the lottery and did MASSIVE SHOPPING

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)

all of teh

WIN!!!!!!! :)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)

* Unsubsribes

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)

I for one hail our new wobbly cat overlords

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)

hahahahaha

*CLICKY*

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)

Strangely hypnotic...

*obeys*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)

Haha

I was going to say that I'd let it in,
but having watched it a bit longer I'm not so sure I would

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)

hypnotic!

woo

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)

awww

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:16, archived)

All together now...

;-)

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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)

IT'S BEHIND YOU!

*deliberately misses the point*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:27, archived)

Haha!

Made me chortle that did!;-)

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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)

reminds me

of a moment of utter geekery t'other day.
i gave my sister's twins some crisps to eat. one of them ran up to me, waving a crisp. "look! it's round like the moon!"
i couldn't help myself. i looked down into that angelic 2-year-old face and said "that's no moon".
poor little fucker hadn't a clue what i was on about :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)

Oh I get that every day!

My references are quite random, the trick is to ignore it and carry on! :)

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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

i can't

my brain is wired directly to my mouth, with no kind of filter inbetween

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)

You ought to embark on a Clockwork Orange-esque process of indoctrination...

until the are fully conversant with every Star Wars in-joke.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

tried that with my cousin and pink floyd songs

she's now a born-again christian and a bit of a bitch.
didn't work out so well.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)

But if they're twins then there could be an interesting socilogical experiment in there...

Identical genetic structure and upbringing, but with one exposed intensively to Star Wars (Ep IV - VI only, natch) from an early age, and the other isolated.

Watch the divergent lifestyles.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)

i can't usually talk when i'm near them

as i'm breathless, due to them using my stomach as a climbing frame

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)

Looks more like a trap...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)

I can't walk out.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)

'Cause I love Chewie more than Leia

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)

COME ON, BARRY!

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

You'd have to...

Buy him a drink first! :)

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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)

The gift is the goo

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)

jobsworths

gits

(moobot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)

That's no moon

etc...

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)

Yay!

And the circle is complete! ;-)

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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:04, archived)

Is it very small,

or just far away?

;-)

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fluffymitten NAN, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:03, archived)

Better out than in*

*or then again, perhaps not.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)

haha you delightful idiot :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)

Sorry, but it's...

And in other news, I now have a semi! www.iwantoneofthose.com/big-trak/index.html

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)

ooh errr missus

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FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)

I know - I think the original was Simon Drew.

But, as I said to Chancellor Metternich at the Congress of Strasbourg; "Poooo to you with knobs on!"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)

O_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)

OK, that was a little harsh.

Drew's version was hand-drawn. I shall use that as my rather shambolic attempt at a defence.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)

The one I remeber was a gif of a Puffin exploding?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)

^ why is it always exploding puffins in your mind?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)

That made me laugh like Muttley

and that's a good thing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)

hahaha you idiot that is delightful ;D

~~idiot~~ talented bastard

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FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)

Pfffft you silly

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha excellent!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)

puffins remind me of clarkson

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)

hahaha

he left to join the puffin air force

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)

;)

sorry........bindun by a proper arty bloke....when i was 18! (22 years ago)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)

Yep, that'd be Simon Drew

;-)

See also 'Shakespeare with Holes & No Holes Bard'...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)

Part of the Busted Punchlines series...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)

I'll give you a stuffin for that

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)

Yah!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)

Think

I saw a tee-shirt with that idea a few years ago.

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)

(jabells, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)

yay

(Token Reply loves you., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)

Last nights old firm cup game..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)

I heard a jolly old time was had by all involved.

Edit: Arf!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)

and still two more to come this season

what japes!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)

hurrah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)

Why would you say some footballers are gay?

Footballers aren't gay!

There aren't ANY gay footballers, you racist!

How dare you suggest some football players are gay!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)

There are gay footballers

they all play for Rangers / Celtic*

*delete as applicable

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10352383#post10352398

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)

damn football

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)

Football lols

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)

At the end of the game the losing team fell to pieces...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)

Ha ha!

Silly football.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)

I dont get it

but then, i dont get sportballs either.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)

that's because you wear leather underpants

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)

with an in-built butt plug

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)

of course

why else would you wear them?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)

El-Hadji Diouf shoulder barged a club physio.

lennon squares up to Diouf
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9409758.stm

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)

Diouf getting into trouble?

Who'd have thought it?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)

I know!

and after the warm welcome we give him..
we even cheer his every touch..lmao

fucking rat bastard! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)

At least he didn't spit on anyone

the silly sausage.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)

hat's off to 'em

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)

the scumbag can't handle the pressure

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)

Please,

Somebody shoot this cunt!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)

what have I done?

lol ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)

Not you Bellend!

The bloke in the photo with the bellend head/haircut.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)

He does seem to be one of the most genuinely unpleasant people in the game.

Which given the company he's in is saying something...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)

He's like Bricktop,

"an orrible cunt!"

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

Scotch soccerball LOLZ

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)

Some of the instructions are pretty hard to follow...

Also available for the Nissan Micra... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)

*headdesks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)

hahahahaha!

hahahaha!

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)

aahhaahaha

perfect facial expression :D *click*

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FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

I have a mini, minis are cool

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)

Hahahahahahaha :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)

er...

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)

There's not enough Beatie for my liking.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)

it was tough choosing which ones to put in, I'm pretty sure he still makes an appearance occasionally...

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)

He comes when you least expect it.

Also, poor old sturdy-girl got replaced by "obese girl in wellies". CURSES!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)

Like this?

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R.Soul hmmm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)

Not forgotten

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)

haha :D

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)

WINNER

hahahaahahaha *clicks so fucking hard*

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FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)

Oh yes. Bloody marvellous!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)

Hahahah!

What comes after panowie?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)

The End Of Days, generally.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)

Ha ha!

Ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha. Excellent,.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)

Bloody hell, Joe!

How did you get the lego into the cylinder?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)

with mine own fair hands

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)

^ this

especially well done.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)

I guess copy the cylinder into a new layer,

paste lego under that layer and change the transparancy?

Worked with these two:

and

Although not nearly as nicely as Joe's

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)

I'm sorry sir

but these are the nuts!

Mine was a botch job that looks far more complicated than it really was

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)

Simply stunning Joe!!!

*Clickens rock hard*!!

:D:D:D

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)

that's a winner

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)

Arf!

Am liking this muchly :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha I love this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)

Fucking awesome

Just watched that last night too.
Best Flim evar!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)

Awesome in its sheer awesomeness.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:02, archived)

Hahaha

superb! My fave one of the compo so far. Have some fried clicken.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha, the arm does it for me.

*wank joke*

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R.Soul hmmm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)

Class

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)

YES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)

hah hah hah hah hah........

hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)

Hahaha

Win:D

(herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)

Ahahahahaah!

Superbness right there!

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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)

Very well deserved FP.

Brilliant! :D :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)

Superb!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)

As the other have said :D Great !

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)

AFFIRMATIVE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)

brilliant

got a really good laugh here!

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Milkman Dan, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:27, archived)

superb!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:23, archived)

Yeah? just you try it you mad bastard...

(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)

Beadlehand!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)

Sorry ...

WHAT?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)

It's that story going round,

where gadaffi and his family removed Colonel Gadaffi's hand and replced it with a large animated version of itself, an exact replica with love/hate tattoos on the knuckles, but larger and cartoonlike.
Not to be outdone, David Cameron then removed his oddly swollen and engrossed hand and popped it into the wash on a high temperature for 40 mins. The result was a small, childlike appendage, which he attached firmly to his nose for all to see, especially the Gadaffi family.
Thus is the story.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)

Hahahaha

all is clear now!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)

Ah! Of course!

I'd forgotton about that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)

No idea...

Full Haynes back-catalogue now reinstated in profile.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)

damn. I just have blue and white bricks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)

You need the negative addition

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)

*awaits aneurism-inducing animated gif*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)

*Complies* (Don't click the link if you have a case of the flashing spaccas: NSFE)

www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/zippyyyyyyy.gif

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)

Hahahahahahaha good work!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)

curse my femaleness!

i never got given lego :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)

I thought Lego was about as gender-neutral a toy as you could get

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)

not in my family

i got that fucking stupid big yellow teapot and the tree thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)

Ha ha ha.. office lol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)

not to mention the nurse's sets

ended up with 3 of those, because i kept "losing" them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)

You had a Space Hopper off me last night!

Do you think I'm made of money?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)

is that a euphemism?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)

*sulks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

Anything in there about getting teeth marks out of the-hard-to-pull-apart-bits?

I took the kids to the Lego adventure at the Trafford Centre last year. Loads of Lego to play with, all with the slightly greasy feel of having been recently sucked.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)

O_O

* You or the lego?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)

hahaha

what has b3ta done to our fragile minds

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FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)

Ha ha ha!

It's why mindbleach sales remain so healthy, even in today's economic climate.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)

Ewwwwww....

Trafford Centre I mean, not freshly-sucked lego.

Teeth marks are a key part of lego.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)

E-no. E-yes.

In other news, I've struck Bunnies off the Draw-Off poll, so vote for what you want to do next...

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)

These should be proper compos!

The franklin mint ones will be ace

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)

Wasn't it already done a while back?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:09, archived)

Possibly.

I've got a feeling tramps has been done as a proper image challenge as I've got a few old pics of tramps and tramp-related hows your father.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)

Not complaining!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)

but the frankin mint rejects nothing.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)

haha tramps

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:11, archived)

First image I posted here, I think.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)

You should have given up then...

Here is my 1st

* Maybe I should have given up as well?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)

^ needs more Ghee

and dust-bunnies.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)

I was wrong.

I never actually managed to post it - I borked up the post and never submitted it (just looked back through my first few posts). First pic was actually:

www.b3ta.com/board/7701063

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)

That seams ok..

EDIT: Could i please ask b3tains a few questions:
1. How do you look through your first few posts?
2. Is there a way of seeing all the images that you have saved on b3ta, without clicking through each one?
3. Is there a way to delete images that you never used because they are total shite?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)

1 - ordinarily it's part of the search facility, but that seems to have been broken since the mysterious Sunday maintenance a while back.

2&3 - I'm on b3tards so can't help there. But certainly b3tards doesn't let you remove stuff...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)

Look up your last seven day's worth and at the last page, there's a link to your posts in the archive, click it and replace the number that appears in the url with your post count (give or take a few, to the nearest ten), so something like:

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=[your user number]&board=main_archive&start=[something a bit lower than your post count]

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)

Ooo Thanks...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)

Try this:

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=62105&board=main_archive&start=18300
(Other users can't see any of your posts older than 7 days)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)

Neither can I... Ha ha ha...

I did that, it took ages to find the right page and then discovered that I should not have bothered... God I was shit in those days!

EDIT: ~~was shit in those days~~ haven't changed a bit

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)

What was it?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)

some genius suggestions there

I'd like to see, I think you should start up a blackmarket image challenge

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)

Please feel free to join in!

The draw off is usually on a Wednesday at a quarter to two. We slap all the images in one thread, have a congratulatory round of tea and cakes, then run off into the woods shrieking and touching each other's bottoms*.

_{*Some of this may be lies.}

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:16, archived)

Yeah - you don't have cakes...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)

I just about managed to stay up late enough for last week's,

but it was somewhere around 2.00 am here.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)

Err nerr!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:06, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:08, archived)

Cheers Baz...

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)

pffft....

happy candles, sir!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)

Cheers Joe!

:):)

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)

Fappy Candle!

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Hellzapoppin, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:13, archived)

Ooh ta me duck!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)

A berm?

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)

Heh heh!

I come back to B3ta after two weeks off and this top quality offering is the first thing I see :o)

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)

Good two weeks sirrah?

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)

Indeed - I got myself all marrified and went on honeymoon!

Twas aces.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)

Good effort!

Where'd you go for honeymoon?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)

Switzerland (via Paris)

I shall be paying for it for the next 5 years I imagine but it was worth it!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)

Congratumalations mate!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)

I've just spent about 5 minutes wondering wtf you'd done to Daniel Defoe's name...

Now I get it...

Phonetic jokes hard to render visually I guess...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)

Cheers and candles to you!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)

Congratulations. I hope it got sexy...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)

Happy Candleday, young Ninj!

and a big Pffft! to the pic :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)

Bless you JP

May I present Yoda's mum to you?

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)

Ye Gods!

Widdecombe scrubs up well, doesn't she?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)

That she do!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:29, archived)

ha ha

me likey

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)

haha- ace

Hi Popular Clouseau!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)

glue time!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:34, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)

*serves Cease & Desist order*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)

hahah

thanks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)

*offers warming beverage*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)

CAKE

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)

Woo!

Happy b3ta day Ninjy :P

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)

Cheers Whato!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)

haha excellent stuff

and happy candle!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)

Cheers Polished!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)

NOT NOW, FRIDAY!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:04, archived)

brum brum

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:48, archived)

Meccano envy...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)

there are technic bits in this though

aren't there?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:56, archived)

oh, i don't know...

I'm far too busy to look into technicalities like that

*sulks*

I really wanted to post the lovely and not at all funny wedding invite I did portraying myself and Mrs S as lego figures but it's not on this computer

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:04, archived)

Complete non-sequitur...

But I've just come across a complete trove of nerdy Alien-related stuff...

www.zen171398.zen.co.uk/Alien.html

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)

ooh, yes

a mate of mine put me onto that a while back.

The vids are completely unofficial, and self-financed, so they probably won't turn up on any re-issues anytime soon

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:11, archived)

Back on track then..:

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:29, archived)

Those wheels sure look like Technic to me

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)

Hahahaha...

Smashin' Joe!! :D

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)

Huzzah!

That reminds me - I must rootle out my Dumper truck with the working suspension. That was an awesome Lego kit :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)

Turbo horse

Click for a bit bigger | SITE

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)

^ That's shit that is...

Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)

I thought

it was rather excrement.

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)

I thought

it was fartastic

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)

Jeremy?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)

NIng barry

Find all the best Jeremy images HERE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)

I believe the words 'own' and 'medicine' are relevant at this point.

'Ning Wobbly. You bastard.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)

SWINE!

I was looking for Jeremy.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)

In a fit of dozyness...

...I actually clicked that!

Where's that 'Grrrr!' link when you need one? ;)

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:07, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:21, archived)

omgoddamnit I should know better =)

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:09, archived)

HAHA!

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Mousing, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)

Duplo et decorum est pro patria mori

(1.618..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)

Repost for compo with teh sexeh LEGO!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)

Oooh! have you got a Jaguar or a Pudding?

lovely

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)

I wish to see

her lego fanny.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)

It's concealed

by a little bit of LEGO gusset.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:46, archived)

John Galliano - Inglorious Barstaff

(oddiesbeard, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)

Those are terribly big scissors

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)

He's a fantastic designer, I'm going to wait for the full story before I pass judgement

by the sounds of it he was drunk and some people had been taking the piss/provoking him. It's still a very odd thing to come out with though, as opposed to just fuck off.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)

I'm guessing you haven't seen the "I love hitler" video on youtube, straight from the horses mouth as they say

(oddiesbeard, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:11, archived)

I have, but I haven't seen the bit before it where he is attacked and has a chair thrown at him

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)

It makes me laugh

If hitler was still around he would have gassed or shot this dude for being what is known as a Raving Homosexual.

No offence though..

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)

indeed, which is what makes this all the more perculiar

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)

Blame it on Rag Week

Maybe it's PMT?

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)

Endorsed by . . .

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Q4nobody, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)

heehee!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)

haha!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)

perfect

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)

that's what my face feels like on ket

(hreqz, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)

Jake the pego?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS-itkO9ia8

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)

^ Rolf Harris?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)

disappointing christmas present #342

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:51, archived)

This is lies

Playmobil is ace.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:54, archived)

^this

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)

Best use

of playmobil goes to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UQmY57qrfw

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:21, archived)

Yes... yes it is.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)

NO!! I have a lot of love for Playmobil =)

Why don't you go pick on K'Nex or Mega-Bloks you big meanie!?

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)

^ megabloks.

Pile of wank, they are.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)

However, Stickle Bricks are a toy made by the lord Jesus.

And he will smite you down if you dis them.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)

I KNEW I'd forgotten what was more painful than stepping on a Lego brick!

... perhaps that's not true, Stickle bricks have rounded edges?
Probably quite therapeutic.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)

This is all I got

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)

hahaha, jesus, this reminds me of the human centipede on syfy last night!!

Why??? How could such a film ever find a budget???

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Q4nobody, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)

It had a budget?

Funny story, the main actress in the last movie I produced turned down a part in Human Centipede 2

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)

My foot fetish has found its Nirvana!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)

I thought I'd make a traditional Scottish dish...

...but I think I've dropped a bollock...

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)

CANDLES!

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:43, archived)

Cayke!!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)

Incontinence pants and rubber nipples to you and yours

Haste ye back

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:44, archived)

Och aye the noo

Sláinte gu soírraidh!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)

How rude, and astute of you to assume I'm drinking

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:49, archived)

Shuriken!

Happy B3taday, Ninj.
Enjoy.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)

Cheers Cap'n!!

:D:D

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)

Happy Candles sir

lovely job

and great taggage

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:47, archived)

Cheers Bilbo!

:):)

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:50, archived)

Braw!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:51, archived)

I don't get it but happy b3taday :)

edit..

tatties and neeps?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)

Cheers Prodge :)

Teats & Nappies ;)

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)

have mince with that

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)

Ooh I love mince!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)

happy cake!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)

Cheers Barbie!

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)

Happy B3taday Sir

And many more! I'm detecting a hint of Masterchef here? I was saying to the tv, "It's fecking potatos and turnips, ye donuts" Teets an Tatties???

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Q4nobody, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)

Thanks Q!!

Me too, that was what inspired me :)
Scallops in shell INSIDE pastry!!! WTF

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)

hahahaha

I know and not one of his dishes had green on them? Michelin stars mean shit man, SHIT!

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Q4nobody, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)

Took me a second...

Froehliche Kerzetag!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)

Haha

had to scroll down for the punchline but I'm a bit thick today

happy b3taday :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)

Cheers sir!

:D:D

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Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)

arf

Happy Candlez Sir : D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)

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