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# *makes transformers noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] *wants eleventy* ps quick pea
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I still have one of those cameras!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# You have a camera that transforms into
a sentient robot that takes awkward pictures of you? nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Well, it's more sort of just a camera
rather than the transformy kind of stuff :(

It's a bugger getting the picture cartridges, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# whaaa
those aren't new things? I WANT ONE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Ebay, mon brave - Ebay.
Yours for a tenner: cgi.ebay.co.uk/Poloroid-sx-70-land-camera-model-2-/170645866936?pt=UK_Photography_VintageCameras_SM&hash=item27bb4949b8
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# woo!

potatobots transform
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# can it transform into chips?
with vinegar on the side? Nom nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Potatomus Prime?
Nice tattie skilz
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:42, archived)
# that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# I'm guessing since it's Friday
that right now it's pub time. This is the largest fallacy for being in the AMerica's and on b3ta.. time differences.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# i don't need pub time
parents just got back from spain, bringing me a large bottle of duty-free goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# LOLAROID
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:07, archived)
# hello fuck
(juanii, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I think it might be time to take the cat to the vet

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Taking him to the vet is probably why he's like he is
the last time he came back short of 2 things that were very dear to him.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# He's just an emo cat looking for sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# he comes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Not after he's been to the vets.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# i wonder what deep-fried cat nads taste like......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# A bit like toffee-coated smeg balls I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# except without the toffee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# One's a starter the other is a dessert :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# bit small, though
perfect for nouvelle cuisine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# good point
more testicles mean more iron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# *warm applause*
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# anothe case of feline goatse eyes, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I KEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 27 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# arrrgghhh! *runs away*
strangely it reminds me of this: dmweb.free.fr/files/DMCSB-Creature-BlackFlame.gif
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# This is to justify
that over the winter months I did in fact, play too much WoW because all I see is a cat that is FOR THE HORDE!!!

Ugh.. shoot me.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# *shoots*
*shoots again to make sure*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# the double tap
good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# *gurgle** *spatter*
thankyou................

*dies faster than a new Fox Comedy"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I've quit WoW it was just eating me alive all my spare time gearing for Raids
then being put on standby when we have a good shot at Cho'gall. So I'm playing my Xbox now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# See I don't raid
I actually am not too keen on that because most of those that do are jerks. My in laws are all heavily addicted and I cannot stand to play with them because they just say rude crap.

So I quest and do rewards.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Played my last game in January. Can't say I've missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Why, what's the matter?
I see nothing wrong.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 27 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Don't remember we playing that game
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# HA HA!
Ahh old people slowly losing their marbles...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Wasn't there a game called Marble Madness?
Edit: Indeed there was www.mothercare.com/Early-Learning-Centre-Marble-Madness/dp/B0044SI24A?extid=google_product_extensions
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I believe there was
video, I believe...

edit b/c of your edit**
Oh taht one!! I always wanted one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# End of day doodle.....
"Are you a God?"

(Also: am I alone in finding Sigourney Weaver, snarling and levitating off a bed, to be a weird turn-on?)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Egads, double J
That's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# I don't remember that being a suggestion
But still has the appropriate amount of Gatekeeper
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Gozer was mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# That's better
Ghost Busters fan then?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I grew up watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Which of the hell-hounds is Sigourney Weaver, the one on the left or the one on the right?
Just need to know...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
she was the one on the right. you can see her tits!
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# All 6 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
#
just read the line under your pic. no, you are not alone
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Meh.
LEGO Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, the sorrow of Moldavia, commands you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# 'Yes, yes...."Scourge". I've heard this part......COMMAND ME, LORD!'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# BRING BACK JACK THE DENIZEN!

/trap set and sprung

I win! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Vigo is a cunt
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# HA!

with added cunty-ness
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Hell yeah!!!
utterly ace!!

jelly.b3ta.com/board/10434180
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Woo!
PROPER art!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Subcreatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come! Choose and perish!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# NOBODY steps on a church in MY town!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# No
and definetly no.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Aim for the flat top!!!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Fri 27 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Nooooooo etc
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Eeep!
I like this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Martin Short?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Yes!
I first thought Martin Freeman...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# wow!
I've not seen this amount of great work in a challenge in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Haha
Thats a bit nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Oh Bravo
Have a click to go with your tea and bikkie
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# kenneth williams has returned in biscuit form
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# coooor
I do love these biscuits pictures. I comment on them all.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# good god that's too damn creepy!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# John Lydon?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# do you post on worth 1000?
seen some of your stuff over there :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# haha thats quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Woo!
that`s some good shit right there
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# I love
That.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Woo
(herman:D, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Quite wonderful
Quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I.D.S.T.
(I helped save b3ta! advocoates Emotional Northern Boy, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I.D.S.T....?
As in Portsmouth's foremost plonk rock band?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# If Destroyed Still True
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Raiders of the Lost Hobnob


:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Here comes the giant killer rolling biscuit
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I was going to say Scotch egg because they're more ball shaped
But that's not biscuit themed. And also I think Scotch eggs are just gross. Like sweetcorn, Beetroot and red onions
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# The Cadbury's ones are yummy...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# I just made sick
in my mouth a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Shudders.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# clicked
for awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Oooooh... nicely done Twisty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# haha brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# the crumbs will be found, Dr. Jones, YOU WON'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Heh heh!!
My effort for the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 29 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# death by biscuit ball
i like it..
i just thought choco orange ripped off raiders eh
(Sherbs, Sun 29 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# haha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# haha
yes!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 29 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# aceness
congrats on teh FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Ha ha
But everybody knows Indy prefers plain chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)
# I found the fortified position

SKA-DOOSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Kaboom!
I like his little head wobble.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# thought that was a dalek
until i scrolled down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# We should probably stock the bunker with Daleks
As I believe we have all had past unpleasantries with teh folk on the other side of the board...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# as long as they're the classicdaleks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# they are all I know
I've not seen any of the newer versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# count yourself lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# even naked
I can only count to 21
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# No,,, that's Rob....
NOON SMASHIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# NOON WOBBLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Fortified?
Watch the Danes don't ban it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hahahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# FIRE AT WILL!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# which one's will? do you know these people?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# third one from the left
the one in the silly hat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# oh, that will!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Hallo. Would you like one of my fish biscuits?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# That's very kind, thank you!
Any tartare sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Yes. Come closer and I'll let you have some.
That's it. A bit closer....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# That's interesting,
I suddenly appear to be missing a number of limbs and organs I definitely recall having earlier. Might you know the reason for such aAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Nom nom nom.
Mmmmmm... you taste like fish biscuits too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# You were what you et.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Hallo Prodge.
A compo win and your 50th FP. What a great week!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# i have a what..with a what now?
well that's nice..is it true 'they' will be joining us over here, or is rob telling porky pies?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# If it's true it's going to be great, isn't it?
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# just like the old days....
It'll be a nice rest for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Hey, you got a fish biscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Do they taste like lady fingers ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I suspect the ladys in question were from Bangkok
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnom
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# they're so tasty
they're off the scale!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# And they're wather-fin.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Haha
Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# haha! Ace, FWM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# AMazing
and noice! *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Quite wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# They look like they're full of washing up powder
I'll pass.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# You use powder to do the washing up?
Weirdo.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Dharma? Polar bears?
Unexpected "Lost" references are unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10434847
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# haha yes please moley!!!!
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea
(radja, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Good
good
good
good
phibes rations

(well there's a war on you see. biscuits are in short supply.)
(CaptainMaak, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# FFS Now I have Good Vibrations stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Stick them somewhere else
For happy fun times!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# This is serious
This is very serious indeed. Once one cookie starts floating, what next? Ginger nuts?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I cant be the only person that thinks this...?
(mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# you might have been
until now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I think you may be
A mate of mine had Gilbert's book of jokes when I was a kid, I still remember to this day how shit it was..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# i bet he's a drooler
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I think he looks like a manatee
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# oh the hugh manatee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I'm the Manatee Bitch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjitsh0re3o
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Not now you're not!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# hiya gilbert
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Mustapha Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
# The Jungle Sleeps Tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# * Starts singing...
♫ Ooooooo... Ooooo... oo. OOOOoooooOOOOoooooO O O...
♫ In the jungle, the mighty jungle
♫ The lion sleeps tonight....

* Is it bloody beer tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Bottoms Up !
♫ A Weem Ba Wep ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Not quite.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] This asks *quite a bit* of its reader
(CaptainMaak, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# am i the only one who thinks those biscuits have evil intentions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Absolutely
why are they winking?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# don't trust the jammy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# If I ever eat food that still has a face
(as opposed to once had a face, fine with that)

I'm reminded of that scene in Young Sherlock Holmes where Watson trips his balls off eating imaginary suicidal cakes.
(CaptainMaak, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# not seen that yet
now i may
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Is that from Happiness?
fucking horrible film like a visual version of the sound nails down a blackboard makes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# ^ This
Very very much so.

And Life During Wartime*. Dreadful. 100 minutes of my life I can't get back.

Edit: A Sequel using the same characters, but different actors; Like that's not going to be completely confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I saw this with my partner one evening
We didn't know what it was about and we were truly shocked. Fucking rotten film, I'd totally forgotten about it until this post. Blleeurrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I really liked Happiness
but I'm not quite sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# was it the child molestation
or kid having a wank that you liked the most?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Oh come on
You didn't like it, so anyone who does is stupid?

What is this, the internet?

I really liked it. It was refreshing to see a film show what is probably the reality of a horrible event, without needlessly demonising or glorifying anyone involved.

I don't need a child molester to be greasy and ugly and a bit camp, and have a dungeon, and mummy issues, to tell me that he's doing a bad thing. I can come to that conclusion myself.

...and it was funny. Jon Lovitz was excellent. It's a shame some can't see past the subject matter.
(CaptainMaak, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Can't see past the subject matter...?
That's a bit of an 'Apart from that, how did you find the play, Mrs Lincoln?' kind of statement.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Haha excellent expression.
But seriously, there are plenty of things which deal in horrible subjects which are nevertheless fantastic. I mean, most action/adventure movies feature dozens of violent deaths, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Absolutely, and I couldn't agree more.
Something about that film (and the sequel, to a lesser extent) was just deeply unsettling and unpleasant. I know I'm being vague, but it's very difficult to pin down.

Edit: That said - the sequel had the chap who played Omar from The Wire in it. Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I didn't realize there was a sequel?
I do agree, it's a genuinely unsettling movie, but I also have to say I thought it had a lot of dark humour in it. I like uncomfortable laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Indeedy - Life During Wartime...
Came out err - last year, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# fucking hell, learn to read sarcasm, this is b3ta, it accounts for 90% of what people type
It's a shame some can't see past the subject matter.

Also, I didn't actually say I hated the film, I said it was horrible, things can be horrible, like horror films and stuff that's meant to make you feel uneasy. It had merits in approaching a story, the acting and so forth, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone other than film students or beardy pretentious types.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Sorry
I'm a bit dense today
(CaptainMaak, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# "I wouldn't recommend it to anyone other than film students or beardy pretentious types."
I resent the implication that I have a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Personally I didn't like the simpsons movie
I thought it crammed 30 miutes of storyline into 87 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# i watched freeze frame the other night
thought it would be crap. it was weird and strangely funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I fell asleep watching the art of war 2
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# fell asleep watching a film last weekend
but i was pissed, so it doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Haha
I liked it. So wrong it was right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# In the movie Happiness
The older chap does the younger chap up the wrong 'un

this is discreetly revealed to the viewer the next day when the little boy says to his mother

"Mom, there was blood in my BMs*"




*Bowel Movements
(CaptainMaak, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# We're closing /talk in 48hrs - collect your stuff and leave using the nearest available exit
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue480/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I know this is going to come back to haunt me one night whilst passing a Games Workshop or a collection of artwork based on Squirrells with tits.
But I'm JMG.. and you're all very gullible.
Also, fat. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I was woo-ing the newsletter
I don't really give a flying fuck about /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Aye, aye... I don't care even less than you.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Hooray!
Now we've REALLY got something to celebrate tomorrow...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# ^ This hard
like a horse showing it's lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
see b3ta.com/talk/7200852
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Divide and rule in action
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Oh dear:
b3ta.com/talk/7200878
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I've just disappeared up me own arse
in other news... hello Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# woo hooo! no more /talk
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Pow right in the /talk shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# *checks watch*
It's not April is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Woo!
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I like this..
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# is it too early to start on the champagne?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Hell no
B3ta soon with 100% less /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# *chills bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I WANT A GLASS!
Gawd they were awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# would you like a croissant with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# oui
merci.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Huzzah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# This, and a 3 day weekend!
Fucking Result!
If only it were true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# no it really is a 3 day weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# You bad man.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Is there a reason?
I mean, I'm all about the main board but the entire idea of /talk was to give those who didn't want to SHOP a place to be...

Also this:


FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# and people think Im a cunt...just wait till they get a load of them
:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Funny
I think you're perfectly loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# you're a big sook! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# HOW DID YOU KNO...
Oh wait.. now I see the camera!

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Haha!
Yeah, but you're OUR cunt :p
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# :)
I have a feeling I'll be out cunted now...its a dark day for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# It's Friday afternoon. I'm bored.
So I drew a fish.

What should I draw next?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I'M MAD AS HELL!
AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
#
IT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Fish with tits
Now I have seen everything
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Not everything....

* Giggles like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
then you haven't seen everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Racoons
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLVe1NkQA78&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# KAT IN BDSM OUTFIT WITH STRAP ON
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# This ^
I for one would think it would a blend of all kinds of hilarious. Throw in Vanity and a less than amused Gorilla on a unicycle and you have a deal.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# russ abbott's sexual disaster time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I remember that
With Les Dennis and Dustin Gee
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# it's what killed Dustin Gee if I remember


too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Sexy Ninja Vs. Sexy Samurai
Hermonie from harry potter having a moment of 'self discovery'

spiderman shitting in his spider costume, it's all hanging down at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
i enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# His 'Web-Shooter' dangling free...?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Another Nurse Sally comic!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Here is a suggestion that I found on the interweb today, it's by me but I have no memory of it
Barry Manilow has fallen on hard times and has been employed as the keel of a boat. It wasn’t going too badly until one day, sailing through the Indian ocean, an entire pod of dolphins appears and repeatedly rape him in the face.

The ship’s captain, Inglebert Humperdink looks on shaking his head and fiddling with his nads.

edit/ it's on the ginger fuhrer's site
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# this is something someone subsequently posted on the same site, they clearly know me
I’d like Mr. Biffo to draw troubled, multi-suggestion-haver Wasp Box. I see him as an early 30′s male whose average degree in an oversubscribed subject from an uheralded university has resulted in him holding a poorly paid office job that he believes he’s too good for while accepting that the combination of his lack of courage and proclivity for dawdling on the internet for hours a day almost certainly means he will not achieve more. He converses with his colleagues almost exclusively ironically and struggles to make eye contact with any female between the ages of 12 and 55. When people struggle to understand his odd speech patterns and obscure references, he rolls his eyes then sneers inwardly as if to convince himself he’s really enjoyed confusing that person, to whom he (wrongly) feels superior. He lives with his parents and is embarassed by this. His relationship with them is akin to that of a mouthy but vulnerable 16 year-old. He has typed the word ‘rape’ into a Google image search on more than one occasion. His masturbation-to-sex ratio stands somewhere in the vicinity of 500-1.

Not that Mr. Biffo should let this affect his creative process of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# my masturbation to sex ratio is about 100,000 to 1.
And I've fucked a whole lot of women.*

Also, it looks as if somebody is internetmad with you.


* - irony
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# the wierd thing is, I've just done a back of a fag packet calculation
and my actual ration comes out around 440-1, so he was pretty close. Although that doesn't really factor in how much I wanked when a teenager.

I clearly don't wank enough
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Was that from your comedy account?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I'm already someone else's comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# an anatomical diagram of a human female
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# colonic snorkelling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I'm in a Ghostbusters mood, so my suggestion would be "GOZER vs VIGO"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# An armadillo with an abnormally large penis?
please.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# The equivalent of three hungry bears eating goldilocks.
or the usual nurses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Wee Jimmy Krankie being mauled by Nookie Bear
while their "handlers" have sex
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Doc Brown, in the future
being eaten by a super-intelligent raptor.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# the curtains
ahahah ahhaahah ahhahahaha haahahahah ahahahahahahahaha ha aha hahah a hahaha ahahahaha ahahaha ha hah aha ah ahaha hahahaha ahha a
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Imploding cactus
With tits!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# a t-rex in drag
trying it on with a stegosaurus in leather chaps and hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ^ FITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Pedro's Nat King Cole..........
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Hi, I'm George Alagiah.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
But come on 12.3MB!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
Sexi TIEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# *mechanically wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
I like George's Mechanical Glory Hole.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# That's George Michael's Mechanical Glory Hole
Alagiah is not impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
Fucking WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Needs more size
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Yes you are.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Worth it

:P
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
Random quote found on the interwebs: "How can George Aligiah, with wanking spanners not make you lol?"

have an oldie:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
George and his wanking spanners have always made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Well, my Friday is now complete
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# wtf
(herman:D, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# For tomorrow







To get you in the mood/make you wish you were going.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Ooooo The Clash
yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# click it then
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# already have :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# WOO!
splendid, sadly i cannot go, but have offered a prize for the raffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *hopes to win picture of Andrew McDavies as Princess Bea's hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Sorry, andrew doesn't do kinky stuff
Or in breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Chas n dave FTW!
What a marvellous and beautiful song that is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Clearly one of the finest songs ever written
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# \o/
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein!

Warren Zevon FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Yes top tune
and one of the best song opening lyrics ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# He'll rip your lungs out, Jim!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Top tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Cheers ears
good songs are always better than rubbish ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# *praises wisdom*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I really enjoy these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Thank you
nice to know it's appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# :(

Really wish I was going this year
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# You could always Skype in and join us...
...oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# :(
Mr Cre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I'm going to stay at home and wish I was there :(
Have a top night all those who attend.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# You.... you.... YOU...
are amazing! Choons, every one of 'em!

"Bela Lugosi's dead! He had a girl's name!" \o/ I always sing this when I see Bela Lugosi's Dad on B3ta :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I'll 'ave his chips then...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# What I was listening to when I came up with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I had an inkling :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# ever since I moved to London
15 years ago, I have been meaning to make a London themed compilation (or playlist as you kids would have it). Some of these tracks would feature.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Some of the ones I didn't include...erm.. include
Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks
Street Tuff - Rebel MC
Streets of London - Ralph McTell
West End girls - Pet Shop Boys
LDN - Lily Allen
Down in the Tube Station at Midnight - The Jam
Requiem - The London Boys
Circle Line - Tiger Lillies
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Lily Alien?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# lily allen
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# woo
(herman:D, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Got the day off so I have been out taking photys


and put Nessie in the pic

cfb and without nessie
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# That's a lovely shot.
Like that muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# ty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Beautiful. I took this yesterday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Was a little calmer on Wednesday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# This makes me want to strap the board to the car and go surfing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# fantastic photography!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# TY
I'm trying to make amends for all the pictures of me wanking on chatroulette
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:52, archived)

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