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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# i like this
can you guess why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# man who has two dicks which are cucumbers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ribbed for her pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Calls Mr Hire for two kangoo hammers, waits...
goes to Lidl and buys four
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I'm listening....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# love the biohazard design
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Because you like two side by side....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Front and back?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I'd say two for each....... but I may get into trouble ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# yes. yes you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I'v already left the counrty......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
# you get a 2-week headstart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# You will have probably fallen victim to a cucumber by then...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# now, when you say "fallen victim to a cucumber"
are we talking about food-related sickness here, or some kind of perverted sexual accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Either, these cucumbers will stop at nothing...
In their quest for world domination.....
It's just a matter of time before they think of even more ways to destoy us...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# damn those green devils!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Eat them quiker Smashy and save the world....
You're our only hope.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# TO THE SALAD CRISPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# This whole thing makes me smirk when I shouldn't:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13608396
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# i eat cucumber most days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# it should be
but it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Haha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
# SORRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# now then now then
what's all this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# she'll never get that lot in without chewing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Recipies like that.......
She ought to go on masterchef....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Take 1 cucumber.....
.....and err that's it really.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# she can take more than one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# And here's our experts opion ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# hey, i'm no KFC!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Well when we talk food......
You've always got an orignal recipie to share..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
# How about...
CDCucumber
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha.....
it is adults and female adults, in particular.
Scientists simply do not know why.....
The anser wouldn't simply be that women just eat more salad than men then...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# That looked like a photoshop...........
women like fucking vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# only because we can lean on their wheelchairs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# it's in colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# i like colours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I got a carrier bag full of reduced priced salad for next to nothing from the super market last night..
I don't know why they had so much....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# only marginally related
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I like this because it is good
* clicks HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
# thankya sir
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I shall honor this with a fact.
The roady for Pink Floyd, Pip Carter, always checked the mic with, "CUU-CUMMM-BARR-SSSS".
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# WHEEEEEE Coli



Putting the Fun in Dysfunctional bowels
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# *does not buy that tampon*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
#
peaked at your profile, now I want a G Sus shirt =(
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# SOmething I found out last weekend
it's amazing how many FP are actually reposts. That was.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Hey hey lully...
SORRY FOR THE TJ. BUT SEARCH IS FIXED IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED.!!
THANKS WHOEVER FIXED IT...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I'm going to use it to find out who fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# That may cause an anomaly.....Arrrrgggggg...!!!
I use google to spell check sometimes.... I had it open on picture search... Do not picture search anomaly with safe search off..

That may cause an anomaly which may break search forever....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# aawwwww! So happy!
Now where did I put all those antibiotics?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# he's happy
because he's immune to amoxycillin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# shit happens!
They make excellant slimming aids
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Haha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I remember when all this was meat offcuts...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Irie ...
Chillin like a villain as the beatz drop dark, bruv ..
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# You know he's listening to a certain Hendrix song.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# The one he played on on Dub Side Of The Moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# If he is... I'm foxed as to which one it is..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# The Men in the Red Hunting Jackets Mounted on Horses (who we love) Cry Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# His best track ever...!
Although rolf Harris did a cracking cover of it...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Lost in a haze of smoke and tunes...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# hahahah! Perfect expression :D
I wish the foxes in my area were this chilled - then maybe they wouldn't make all that racket at night....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# It's because you leave out arousing literature for them to find
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# "Foxey Fox Smut Weekly" and "Reynards' Vixens"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Cor... is that weekly now....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Excuse me, old chap. Would you mind giving me my memory back? What what.
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Now then - get to fack, you bloody little oik!"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Cat strangler.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# haha! Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hahahhaha
superbly shopped *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# MATT DAYMONNN
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# *this is my disappointed face*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Oh bugger - is it no good, then?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Started brilliantly, was loving it for the most part,
but then the last quarter was a mess of bad wirework, shit dialogue, awful effects work, more shit dialogue, slipping accents, bad kid actors, incredibly stupid plot point and more truly shit and cheesy Marvel comics style dialogue.
But as I say, it does start brilliantly (once its got past the repeated footage from the first XMen movie)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Hmmmm.... the curate's egg.
Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Oh dear.
I was rather looking forward to this as well. I'll hold my breath for Green Lantern, in that case. *crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# somehow, I didn't have high hopes for this movie...
then again, I didn't care that much for the first two, and still haven;t seen the third...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I had fairly high hopes
I enjoyed Stardust, KickAss was good (except for the jetpack/shit end) still not seen Layer Cake though but had heard it was alright
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Oohh, I've got KickAss sitting on a shelf, unwatched.. I might have to put that on tonight....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Amazing film.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# It's grrreat.
Scott Pilgrim is sat in a similar condition on my cheap shelving unit. But then I have a cheap (-ish, Panasonic) surround-sound upscaling DVD player in a box which I haven't been arsed to set up yet.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
# oh no
but I'm watching this tonight!! Well I hope its ok, really like the Cuban Missile Crisis set up (interesting that the new Transformers movie is also going for a retro start, what with the Apollo moon missions being involved). Even if its poo, Fassbender (snigger) is a proper good actor, and Rose Byrne / January Jones are easy on the eye... [crosses fingers]
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# he's brilliant
right up until the dramatic ending when he forgets which accent to use.
And I just couldn't get past how stupid and badly fitting January Jones outfit was :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# yeah the poster confuses me
it makes it look like someone has photoshopped on a pair of 44GG's on her
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I'm unwell now :(
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Wood!
Also for all those who were at the B3ta bash and contributed to the auction
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Your equine-related shenanigans don't fool us, young riverghost
Well, most of us...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah it did:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Well, if you tinyURL'd it, maybe
But having horses lurking there in plain sight?

2/10, frankly ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I was going for maximum distraction to minimum URL secrecy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
#
distraction to minimum URL secrecy laziness
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# but a tinyurl would have been no challenge at all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Well, that's alright, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Oh and a polly's cheese for not having a real chance to chat the other day.
While London Bashes are fun for most they generally are a stupid amount of work and stress for myself:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# No worries - thanks for letting me blag some of the BBQ remainders!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# It was quite annoying.
Last time we had about 15-20 to the BBQ. This time I forked out for the same and we had about five:P
I've got the raffle money off today to the CST which was £120. It wouldn't have been much more unless Happytoast had the amazing idea of the auction.
As a result we're almost at the £1000 mark (included the extra donations that people have given over their bids).
I am completely gobsmacked my the generosity of people.
The highlight of the day for me was when Kerry won the framed Nina print in the raffle. I think everyone else were in the same place too from the tumultuous appause.

EDIT: I should point out to anyone reading that most charities £1000 would mean about 400-600 quid actually going to the cause. With the CST they have no posh headoffice in Oxford Street(they have an office over a barn) and no staffing costs as Dr. Moore works for free and has eight full time volenteers who work for free and live on site.
So out of the £1000s a £1000 will do to conservation, breeding projects or just feeding the cats that they've saved from zoos of private collections.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Poo-er.
Very poo-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10423774
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# *heartily concurs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I love horse links!
Best of all poorly thought out humour:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I may not have been around for a while
but even I didn't fall for that rubbish attempt.

Poor form sir, poor form.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Well if it helps
our total is now just pushing 1k. I've got onto the CST to get them to sort their act out and finalise the details for paypal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# *cannot unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# why would you want to?
*perma-sees*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Whatever butters your turnips, I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Is this a black adder shaped turnip or just a regular shaped one...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I'm going out on a limb here and say
... a regular one?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# There's no anser...
I was just making jokey reference to the black adder episode with the turnips ;-)
I take it you weren't a fan ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Very much a fan, sorry didn't mean it to come across like that!
It was a quote from David Tennant when he was on Top Gear :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Haha.... got you...!!
I like top gear.... but always forget to record things when they're on so nearly always miss it.... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Arrrrghhh!!!!!! Thank heavens for adblock! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hope that's not an odd job in her bikini..... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# would if he had a more feminine face
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Like this?
Linked as it might be NSFW.
www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/harry-belly.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# This is getting more wrong by the moment...
Edit: ace filename, btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Could be worse....
Wanna see?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# No, really - you don't have to....
*backs away slowly*

Please, no....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Chicken.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Yep.
Bang to rights, guv.

:)

Edit: Oh, go on then!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Okay, if you're sure. I disgust myself with this.
if you're sure. I disgust myself with this.Safe for work but extremely unpleasant.
www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/halle-used-johnny-bucket-of-guts-berry.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# :D
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I want to.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I'm actually ok with this...
...keep em coming :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Really?
www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/hairy-belly.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# What a foxy lady..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# if i may
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Vanessa Feltz?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# *finger on nose point*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# doesn't look much different, does she?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# What have you shopped?
Her hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# boob reduction
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# If that's Vanessa..... much improved....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I braced myself for that too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# needs more tits
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I feel a little ill now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I thought that was me for a moment
not that I generally mistake Jude Law with tits as myself
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# You say that now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# He's got a point...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Sorry
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Tag it!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Bugger... didn't notice bottom left....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice baileys!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# You know you want it. It's time to start the campaign:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
# aaahhh, Britt Ekland was always one of my favourites...
And Luciana Paluzzi as well...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# There was only one...
Carole Bouquet.
All other answers are null and void
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# she was fantastic, but always seemed to me to have little personality, which is why I'd rank the other two higher...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# typo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# nope, just controversial opinion.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# not controversial
bouquet is a pointy faced shrew compared to the delightful miss bach
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I was referring to the 'r' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I got that the first time - I'm shocked how slow the rest of b3ta was.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Mmm?
Sorry - what was that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Grace Jones, surely?
*bokes at the very thought*

Edit: I feel I must redress the balance and say that Daniela Bianchi was the most gorgeous Bond girl ever, im(none too)ho.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# combo breaker
as the young twats on the net say.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# What does that actually mean?
Hang on, I shall ask the oracle...

Edit: You're right, it's just some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# what about Lotte Lenya?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Not so much, no.
She had great shoes, though!

;-)

Edit: Now, Ute Lemper - that's another matter entirely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I've touched Britt Ekland's elbow.
TRUFAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# did you mean to touch her arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# No.
She's an old lady now.

I said "Excuse me", and then gave her a big shove to get her out of my way - I needed another beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha, that would make a great game - Star Shoving. Extra points if you get it on TV during a live broadcast.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Ten thousand points for every Edmonds,
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# One million if you shove that Go-Compare guy with your car at highspeed.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Wouldn't - Would - Would
Or maybe the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Yes!
Young Stephen Fry to play The Saint! The Campaign Starts Here!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# another bonwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# *radios the orbital spang-station*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
# *online*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha
missed
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I love this
and have done for many years since I first saw it!

\o/
(Vega31, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# The one legged woman on the left has got an invisible high heeled shoe....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# The birds fly at dawn and the jam is cold.
Bond, is that you?
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Only the coldest icecream melts on a tuna roll.
Recieving you loud and clear M.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Have we had a Bond compo?
I can't remember one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# trying to find the right style
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# that's all i've got so far and i really dont know :S any help?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I would go for this one
The line-free style makes it light and easy to manipulate in other drawings. It also would be quite easy to animate if each body part was a separate layer/object.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Have you tried drawing a massive, spurting CDC with a "lol" speech bubble?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# this version (without the stroke/outlines) is more interesting!
Looks great! Has a more fresh look to it and is more appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Which one do you prefer?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# yeh i prefer the second one
so its good to see everybody else does as well. also it is indeed way easier to animate without silly outlines which im gonna do. ill try some other "styles" as well just so that it doesnt look like i was lazy but i hope everyone will settle for #2. thanks for the input
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# when i'm trying to find the right style
i sometimes where a baseball cap at a jaunty angle

also i like the second one but i don't like the nose
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# wear do you where it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# -where a baseball cap?
-over their next to that tree
-witch tree?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# This feels very ren and stimpeyish - i likey
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
# The third one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I prefer the first
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I like the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# FAKE
Does not follow the cdc rules and regulations
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
#
Hahahahahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
#

damn toooooo slow
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Animate it
Time it so he catches the piss from above, in the glass, then drinks it, then pisses below...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# That's a weeks work right there
I'm still working on my first gif and after many hours it still looks shit. I'm looking for a good tutorial should you happen to know of one?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Depends what program you're using.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# cs3
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# All of cs3?
That mean you have Flash?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# erm, i presume so
it's on my 'puta at home. currently trying to use layers in tatyshop and then animating them. comes out really jerky and the more layers i add to smooth it out, the bigger the file gets.
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Urgh
Photoshop - I find - is rubbish to use for animation, especially the more recent versions. I only use it for turning already completed animation frames into a gif.

Flash is good, if you do have it, because you get the onion skin and can animate in multiple layers and it's pretty flexible. Then I usually export the finished cartoon as either an image sequence or avi movie then turn into a gif in Photoshop.

Alternatively draw the frames on paper (get a bit of glass to draw on, then shine a lamp up at it for cheap light box effect), then scan them in. Import the frames into photoshop, colour them in, touch them up, etc. and you have a gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# nice one
i'll have a look tonight. if i have flash then it could be a whole new way to waste my time : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# you want something doing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Got to do it yourself
..
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha, ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Style counts for nothing.
Joke is better than technique.

Now make us laugh!

The style will come later.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# yay
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# That is an ace style
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Looks nice with the background
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# looking really good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# This one's best....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I like the second one...
just how far away is his second leg?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Yay..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# i mode it
(juanii, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahahahah! (Camilla the Annoying Horse?)
bottom frame looks like the mind-meld from hell :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Hullo Stevie.
Nice to see you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# hi moley :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# He looks very pleased with himself.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# cos he's kept it up for more than 4 seconds - a new personal best
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Before he shot his load all over her spaniel's ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# That's a euphemism I'm not familiar with.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Just checked urban dictionary.
Hahahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Tits like razor strops
And a cunt like a horse's collar I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# And so he should
It's not every day one gets to sink one's teeth
into the Duchess of Wessex's arm
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Duchess of Cornwall shurely?
Edward's missus is Countess of Wessex

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Où est le mindbleach?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha:D
www.b3ta.com/board/10438739
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# It's not fun and it's not fair.
Bye.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# That horse doesn't use colgate....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm biscuits


Click for bigger (54 kb)
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Source or GTFO :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# cant remener where the biscuits came from soz
but other pic was search for topless models on bing images
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Can you remener the name of your English teacher?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# my english teachers dead
if he was still alive he wud need sacking
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Would
seriously it's 5 letters does it need abbreviation?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I need biscuits :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Source for w?
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Sauce for W&
yup Wampersand
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
# NSFD
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
# ^ Haha this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# clearly not safe for dunking
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
# id dunk them
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# they are clearly dd
double dunking
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ent german biscuits
so tasty mmmm
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Stop talking to yourself, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# talk to me self all the time
im crazy
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# if biscuits was done in bra size
36 dd's
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
# NSFD, never mind NSFDD
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Oh my...
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# i droped me specs
(grotpig, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Kind of would
But she also reminds me of Ting Tong Maccadingdong from Little Britain.

Hopefully without a penis.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You silly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Fly my Kitties, Fly!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Going to the fair with the kids bye
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# This is great!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# ^this is marvellous
Where did you find so many cats of the same size and colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Haha superb....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# One more thing....
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# want some what? toap?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# *awaits animation*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *still waiting*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# screw this I'm going for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# ^This
smoke time
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Did I miss the animation?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Yes you did. time for a drink
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# for crying out loud
was it awesome, did steve jobs do something so amazing my arse would have pooped out skittles
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# hahah what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# ^That^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
#
^That^
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I just wanted it to look shit.
.. that's why it is a gif.
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Is that because...
You recognise that Steve Jobs has pushed multimedia on the web backwards by several years by deciding on behalf of his users that they cannot install the Flash player. Because of this decision, developers are forced to use inferior solutions that are less reliable, more difficult to develop and offer lower performance as the equivalent Flash element?

Therefore, we have essentially taken steps back and, as an exaggeration of that realisation, you chose a format that harks back to early days of the internet when low quality GIFs were commonplace.

Is that why? Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Some coffee, perhaps a couple of pieces of granary toast
two soft-boiled eggs, and a little grapefuit juice.
Yes, that would be quite nice, as I missed breakfast this morning.

Is that what he was asking? - Sorry, I'm slightly unclear if that was the question or not.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Time for this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Another sunset pic from last night


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
# you appear to have an alien in your garden
I would suggest Weedol
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# or lazers?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Weedol-laced Lazers
DEFFO
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# deffo
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# My garden also seems to have grown by a couple of miles
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# in which case
I recommend a space/time reconfigurator, also available from Homebase
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Greedol is the best for aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
# You've got to make sure you get the Shoots first
then the roots...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# And you live on Mars?
Because that looks like a War Of the Worlds thing, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# It is but couldn't post the pic unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Well, I like it, it's always good to see a marauding alien tripod killing machine in one's garden.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# ty
but how big does everyone think my garden is?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# six cubits and a span
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# it's a bit bigger than 3 metres but
the pic is looking over the peak district
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# there appears to be a squashed thing on your lens
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# aaaargh! Run away!
NIbus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dfouygs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# hello
my monitor died :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Oh dear:
I'm in the wife's car today

the battery was dead, so I had to give it a run up the motorway


hope it starts again when I go to go home
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# if it doesn't
just drive home, get your car, bring it back and jump-sta...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I like your thinking
...

I could get my mate to drive me home

but he's on Holiday right now, so that doesn't work...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# did he take his car?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# that could be on your screen
have you tried to scratch the splodge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# ooh, is it scratch n sniff?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
# sure why not
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# it smells of dough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# thats odd mine smells like solo sex juice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# you're obviously not scratching it with the bread knife
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# I only have a screw driver and a cd near by
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# that's fantastic! although it reminds me I'm still waiting for HL Episode 3. Damn Valve!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# This
With added GRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Still waiting for Black Mesa Source, too :(
www.blackmesasource.com/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# :( Sadly I think it will be left as vaporware
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# If Duke Nukem Forever can finally be released, there is always hope (even if Ep3 is junked, and they go with a full sequel)
I cling to that hope :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# But Blackmesa source is a mod and easier to drop
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
# nice:D
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Another VAG CREAM from this morning...
Happy Birthday Heidi Klum

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Would
Ning Wobbly
(herman:D, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# ^ This
^ & That
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Well hello Heidi
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# rainbow bewbs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I like her top...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# she has a lovely arse to...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Nice.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You know, I know, everyone knows it's time to remake the old James Bond films, this time starring Jude Law.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# that is the best idea ever
Michael Bay should direct.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# McG, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Uwe Bol or GTFO
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Or Brett Ratner
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# How about Chris Columbus?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Maybe Paul W.S. Anderson?
Another genius.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# arrrrggghhhh!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I knew that'd get you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# christ I hate that cunt
at least Uwe Boll knows he's shit..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# ^ this
muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'm going to have to disagree
BloodRayne 3 has a fantastic lesbian vampire sex scene and Postal was quite amusing

Uwe Boil is an amusing director with a fantastic appreciation for the female body
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Uwe Boll, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Michael Mann for the first half
then David Lynch to wake us up in the second

Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker can do the credits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Eon Productions would have *no* problem with that, I'm sure.
Wasn't Sam Mendes up for doing the next one (that is, before MGM/UA went belly-up)?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# he's still doing it, according to IMDB (which is probably bollocks)
I only know Sam Mendes from that tits & bag film
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I was lost after Michael Mann
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I told you that would never last.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Jarhead's Revolutionary Road to American Perdition?
Or was it the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# the one with the tits & bag
and Kevin Spacey in a garage

wait, I might be thinking of Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Ishtar?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# it certainly contained some of the same letters
and I bet some elements of the dialogue are similar too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Superman Returns ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# that was in Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Yes he was seeing Peggy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Oddly,
by merely reading the subject line - I knew it was you.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Officer, your powerz of deduction are legendary.
lulz

*wave*

Good ning, Sir - all well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Very well, thanks
Apart from, that is, tearing the cuff clean off my shirt this morning on escaping the flat.
Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# did you lock yourself in again?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I have to make sure that the fissile material
is properly secured before I head off to work.

as any fule kno.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Nice one, Nin.... oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# haha, good lord, I can barely put up with Daniel Craig as Bond...
anyway, we all know the only person who could have ever been the perfect Bond was Sid James.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Phwooar Your Eyes Only?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# With M turning around part way in with the line
Carry on James


www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVtoztPJMoM
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# actually, I rather like Daniel Craig as Bond
He gives him a whole new character. Brosnan wasn't right - he was too brown, and I didn't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# He was no Timothy Dalton
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahaaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# :D
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# ^too this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# a sure fire way to kill a franchise
if ever i heard one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Looks like he's regreting putting his gun next to his face..... so soon after using super gue....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Surely I will be sent to the tower for this...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
# That's a spangin'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Staring at my sandals; that's a spangin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Spanging the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a spanging!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hooray!
That's a proper spangin'!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# oh no you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I think he did. he totally did.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# he is soooooo like... totally
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# omg that was fierce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# sorry
i sometimes struggle to control my emotions
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Deary me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
that made me laugh far more than it should of
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# If?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] My crooning macaroons
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
# what horrible colours!
I like my macaroons traditional :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
# \o/ Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# He he!
I like this! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Yay....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Technically....
Isn't a macaroon a cake?

It's in that grey area, anyway.
(xaer0mancer, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
# More like footLOL, am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)
# is that the bloke that was married to pat butcher in Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Oh yeah, I forgot the rules about posting football pictures on b3ta.
Mind you, Blatter probably cares less about it than we do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
# has he just retired from man united?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
# what are you on about Pat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
# rules? cares?
I take it its not the bloke that was married to Pat Butcher in Easternders then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Pat, look what you done to me pat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Roy!
that was it. Is he still in it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Dammit too slow. Have him anyway.... :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
# I'm not having him after Pat
eeeeuww
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Too sloppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
# I seem to remember he had erectile issues
Oh god, there's some crap in my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Ah.... too floppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# He died
or went to manchester, it's the same thing in eastenders terms
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# I thought "went to Manchester" meant turned gay and ran an Oasis lookalike pole dancing bar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# no turning gay in EastEnders means you get extended and unbelievable storylines
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# *ahem*
extended and unbelievable the usual crap
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Democracy in action.
/headers tick into box.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
# *pretends not to know about football to fit in with all the cool kids*
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
# haha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# i loled and i get football jokes
as long as it isnt about some british teams i dont care about (let's see if this will give me some hatred). also he always reminds me of berlusconi. big important euros- they are all kinda the same.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Boo! Early Mornings Again...
1st flea of July June...

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)
# to clarify
it's June.

Also, groan.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:14, archived)
# GET OUT!!!
Early morning lolz... =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I will have to start telling these and pretending I thought of them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
# Top punnage!
These are always excellent. :)
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Happy 1st July B3ta!
* Pinch, punch, 1st of the month . "White Rabbits" and all that crap.

and Happy Birthday to VAG CREAM girls; Marilyn Monroe and Lenora Claire

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
# it's June

edit: are these people born on the first of July?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:56, archived)
# bit early for you?
Today there would be Marilyns and is Lenoras birthday, 1st of June
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:02, archived)
# it is a tad.
The pictures are nicely done whatever the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Sorry, you should have read that as June
* I haven't edited it because that would make all your comments meaningless...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Ning WB and /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:02, archived)
# NING P
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I like these.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Yep.
They do loves my cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
# I always assumed your name was some kind of super-glue for fannies.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Why are these called 'VAG CREAMS'?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Wobbly called them Vector Face Girls With Real Eyes And Mouth
VFGWREAM

Try Googling this initialism....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Ah, lovely convoluted B3ta logic.
It took me ages to work out what wailaapoyd was too.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I must admit, that one still escapes me...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Wales on stilts
Preferably with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/WAILAAPOYD/
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# That certainly raises more questions than it answers.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
I love b3ta
Best of all the convoluted logics
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# i was wondering about this yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
#
www.mynewpinkbutton.com/My-New-Pink-Button-Bettie/M/B002P0ST1K.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# It doesn't feel like necrophilia any more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# you should suggest this idea to the manufacturers
i'm sure they could create an effective tagline to incorprate fucking the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I DISCOVERED IT THOUGH YOU FUCKERS!
www.b3ta.com/board/10425374

PAY ME ROYALTIES N SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# i thought that was vanessa lake on the right
you should check her out - she's lully
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Lovely....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

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