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#


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(Harry Knutts, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# *checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# *watches checks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *catches whecks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# *Watches cheeks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# *Wretches chunks*
*edit*

Also if your gonna jump onto the bandwaggons.... keep it RELEVANT!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# *chucks witches*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Only about 3.5 hours early.
Joy.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
Sorry I didn't know there was a certain time to post. Won't happen again.
(Harry Knutts, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# It's more the gayshift thing
with those 'hilarious' meme/faceswaps kicks off around 6-7pm.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Everyone here has their own personal time slots
I have 13:37 and 23:12.

Some people have more time slots than others, all depending on whether you know Rob and/or if you're a secret mod.

Girls can post whenever they want though, so you might want to get another account for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Good reminder mediocre! My 15:04 is about to begin!
Many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# :)
account gender
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# GIRLS?
where the girls? no one told me there was girls on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# That's why they don't get time slots
it's all part of a plan to attract more girls.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I, for one, will also accept a small cash retainer to reply favourably to people's posts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I haven't paid for it EVER!
might explain why i rarely get replys to my posts sniff
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# You can Google them
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I heard that it was you that actually invented the time slot.....
So if you don't know the anser... who does.....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# There is no certain time.
Post what you want when you want :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Yes!
When did this level of board of nazism kick in?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# 8-9am
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# This....
honestly some people think they own this place.

Like that 'Rob' character... honestly who does he think he is?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# *Looks at time table*
It's not 15:23 yet, mofaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Pinching the 15:16 slot eh?
*reports to board nazis"
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I AM the board nazis!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# As long as you stick to the FAQ's
Post whatever you like whenever you want to post it....
If others don't like it they can just pass on by to the next post or talk in the one below...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Squirrels with...
Wait. This is confusing now.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Squirrels with Mitts
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# and in other news...
O_O

What do you think?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# *drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# *more droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*
primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/claire-richards.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# * Clicks for bigger...
Is that a mancock?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# You want to kiss her belly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Squirrels with depressed sleeping bags
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# IRA squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# IR Baboon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# squ-ira-l?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Something definitely unsettling here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# This would get a turner prize
If I had a say in who deserved one
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# The Gay Shift: You're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# i love these memes
but this is the day shift and most people don't want to see them at this time, inlcuding me.

not trying to be a prick, just some advice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ^ Prick!
Prick! Good advise!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Haha b3ta has descended to new levels of nobbishness
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# impossible. there's only 2 levels of nobbishness
day shift and gay shift
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# You're forgetting the 5 at /links and 17 levels at /talk there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# oh fuck, yeah
good call
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Pffft a new(?) form of not-in-my-backyardness
"I have nothing against these images, but could you post them when I'm not around kthxbai"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# You've surprised me there Rory.
I think you're presenting a personal preference there as if it's a site rule, or site etiquette, and it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ok ok, it was nobby


i just try to put myself in the shoes of the people who hate it.

don't worry, i haven't detoxed, i still freebase quite a lot and plan on getting proper fucked up tonight.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
#

I'll post anything at any time (PERIOD)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Noobs often post memes in an attempt to win board approval (or so they think).
It often backfires.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# that's sort of what i meant
he'll get more grief than praise. the reason i don't like seeing it at this time is it gives me an urge to post some and then it just gets way out of hand, hahahaha.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I respect the Dayshift, by not posting Freebase during the day (to avoid messes like this)...
...but then they don't want to see Flanbase, or Shitbase, Or Backslider Shit-faced Meme Guy, or Vimod, or Busey, or Batman, or anything fun like that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# ahahahaha
all the good stuff eh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# An in-depth analysis.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# my email is offline
When I press the big Shiny power button - mac goes "whirrr - BONG!" and the screen flickers on - goes through the usual build, then says "you know what? I can't be bothered powering up after all - Night Night..." and switches itself off


any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# have you tried turing it on and off again? :D
try holding shift just after the tone/bong until it finishes booting. that should put it in safemode
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ^ or this
Then run Disk Utility.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Will it boot from the install DVD?
Edit: From the continued silence, I'm assuming the answer to that question is 'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# whirrr-BONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Have you tried shouting at it?

/helpful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# FAKE
Macs NEVER break down, and never go wrong. Steve Jobsworth says so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# what the fuck is a "mac"?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# It's one of those things
that does the same as a computer but for twice the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ^ this.
Better phrasing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Coat you wear in the rain....
Or something you stuff in a bin after it crashes then STILL acts smug!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# That's really not a bar to set high
Storm Troopers can't shoot for shit
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
#
Shirley that's the point?
(MayorBoris, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# yes
*points out the obvious joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# *phones Alex Jones
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
they must train morning noon and night to get that accurate - jelly.b3ta.com/board/7175924
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Worth a chuckle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# *doffs cap* hullo Medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# 'lo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# FINALLY, THE TRUTH IS OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# No, sorry. That's my sex cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# That's convinced me....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# *Simply cut-out*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Arf!
Is it May 4th again?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Ah Ha?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Airfix may need a little help with the marketing there...
;-)

Also: Afternoon, young man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Airfix...
...provider of happy memories. Carpet battles with 1:72 scale soldiers

:) Happy Days.

Top of the afternoon to you JP :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Likes this...for that piss easy bit
clicks this...for the same reason
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# haha, great stuff (never understood the name Airfix?)
that'd be a right bastard to break free?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I agree with this... presents you don't have to make yourself are the way forward...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Psssst!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Is that a lobster helping her keep the door shut?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# It is Cthulu's right tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# It look nothing like a bollock!

* Miss-read/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Water good remark!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# fair play
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Han shot first!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# New United Logo suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
# The fixtures for next season have been leaked
and they're playing AWAY every week somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'll just pop this here....
T'was made for a friend, but i thought i'd share it

speaking of sharing... will someone look at this rash on my balls?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# do i click the top or the bottom?
lets get those legs on the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
#
i needs to have the queen in it or something like that to get fp
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# That's going to hurt in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# this is still my fav one so far
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Where's he from?
I noticed him being around a lot this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# it's monsieur mark p0rter
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Of b3ta fame?

aha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# AGAIN WITH THE KLINGONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
# ALWAYS WITH THE KLINGONS
and touching
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
nutter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Yep.
However I always find myself saying that when I am hanging out the laundry...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# it's never a good day to dry in my garden
too many birds
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# *reverse-engineers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Both genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Trek thread!


EDIT Bah. Meeting. foiled.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Wheeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
#
Make it SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
*Sets as desktop*
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Creepy & Astounding
I expect no less! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Yayhey....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOL soccerball
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I've made a poster for a science workshop I am organising
Thought you all may appreciate the airfix / electronics hackery.



No photoshopping (other than a bit of cleanup) - it's lots of glueing and spraying.
I've documented a bit of the making-of over here on: My Blog
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# awesome job
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Woo!
Science FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# :)
I want to see primary school kids discussing quantum physics by the end of the day!
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Really nicely done
*highly approves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I really like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# This gives me a hard on..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# In my opinion
that's just what happens when you do science
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# & Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# shitty fucking magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I wish I knew how they work
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# They work a bit like a Pushmi-pullyu
but with more shitty fucking...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# That's my job you're talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
# What is? Shit-Fucking Magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Pretty much.
I make them and write about them: pubs.rsc.org/en/Content/ArticleLanding/2010/DT/b927522c
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^ That means nothing to me?
Well done though (if you understand it)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# 'Parrallel'? *tut*
/pedantic cunt
Other than that, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Also, is that Johnny 5's head?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *sigh*
its all printed now, I'll go around them all with a red marker and rectify this. Or perhaps it was an intended pedant deterrent...
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I noticed that. :/
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Meh
linked wrong picture and now my website seems to be borked.

Nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# very well done
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Which bit is the laser?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# crackin'

but I've seen something like it before.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# It's not wholly original
though something I thought would look cool and be fun to do! That's enough convincing for me
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Woo!
At first, I thought it was something to do with Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Amazing stuff!
Now all we need is a 3D printer and some glue. :)
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# That was the original plan
A mate of mine has a makerbot - figured it was quicker to actually use the electronics though
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Very nice
I also like blogs
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Great work!
Well deserved clicking (especially after seeing the making on your blog - top job sir!)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# i like what you did there
top stuff. now i hope you get one of those fancy 3d printers and make this thing real
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Lovely!
As a scientist, I endorse this.
Also, made this this morning. B3ta has helped my career no end through learning how to shop images:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
# This makes me sad
that I am the best part of 800km from Dundee.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I'm 16790 km from Dundee
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
# i'm 16,824km from dundee
i can pick you up on the way past if you wanna go
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# So you're Proclaiming that you would not 'walk 500 miles to see the man who made this pop-up science thing'.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=69AvNm8zubo
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] .

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I had that with b3ta yesterday?
What's that about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# It was broke
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Thank you for that in-depth analysis.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# All in a day's work for Captain Bleedin' Obvious and his relentless task to state what everyone already understands!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# ^ this.
Quite hard, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# My browser had also couldn't the site
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# ahh, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Arf 418.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# ooh, looks like I picked a good time to check in on the /board
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Excellent, have some Queen's Own Fozzyliers
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# ace
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# i read that as fozzy growlers
i don't know why, but i'm glad it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah, we're all nerds here

splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# It's not a plane, but it might be a bird

click for bigger (464 kb) | my site
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# That
is wonderfully hatstand.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# la la la la la la laaaa la laaaaaa
It's the cartoon of the Amish Man. For tune see here

Hey Dottie. Still a demon with the ink I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# bonkers
click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# oh edmund...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!!!
fucking excellent, as my 3 exclaimation marks shows.

what's with the arm in the air, it that an amish thing? not gonna raise many barnes like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
#
i really love your style. this comic is very "plain"
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I'll just hang my hat on this if you don't mind awfully
thank you very much
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Great
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# i've got the strangest feeling of deja vu
Mod Edit: B3ta is for images you've created/messed with and hosted somewhere. Plus lots of other fun stuff.
(fushundchups taste better with vinegar, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# I've got the strangest feeling of get the fuck out and read the FAQ
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# ^suave cunt
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha - you're an absolute shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha!
This has always been a firm favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
It only needed a little sorting to fit in........

note that its optimised for FP!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Reign!
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# 2/10 See me afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# + 'Needs more Buffy'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# + too brown
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# + racist
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# + looking at dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# + not liking the font
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# + it's for a game

/oldschool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
+ not skinny enough
+ not pale enough
+ not enough piercings
+ isn't a furry

I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I've got this strange itch in the general balls area.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# get fucked
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I've not hasd to use this for ages and days

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# you got served
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# :) :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# what a curiously small pint that man is holding
and why is that even smaller man burying his face in it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Father!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Pfffft
But...there's no GILF links? Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# GILFS are out
it's all about the GGILFS now, get with the times!

The NILFS are pretty hot too
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I can understand why they are out in the UK.
You know, with the average age of a GILF being 35 in some parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# RED HOT TEENAGE GILFS
there's a niche market :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
# That's the parts that
Haven't been transplanted already, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# So wait, I know I was young
but did I totally miss the subtext on ALF?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I Can Has Werthers Original?
Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo grey scale!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
oh, me hips gone again.

*i'm inking at the moment*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# think i might have to break out the magic markers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Very creative!
The randomness is delightful
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff, toasticus!

*cluck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# er, i don't think it doo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Didgeridooon't

Nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I don't like the fact he's chained up
a baby elephant behind him that's trying to crawl away.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# clicked
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# thanks all^^
isp is wacking out on me so I'm going to shut down
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# !
(maninthespoon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
# i've heard it's dissapointing
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
# was just going to ask if anyone had played it...
I'm a bit bored of LA Noire leading me by the hand, and fancied something new
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# exactly the same here
got half way through and gave up.
not enough to do outside of the main mission and the main missions were, as you say, just being lead by the hand
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# l.a. noire was one of the worst games i've ever played
i don't think i'll bother finishing it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# So now you understand where there are so many unsolved crimes
Imagine trying to do all the mundane stuff too.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# ahahaha
"another murder, detective, an 18 year old girl believed to be raped and stabbed to death"


"booooooooooooring"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
# "Have you got any cases about a kidnapped parrot?"
I'm trying to fill in my crimespotters book and I've nearly done all the P's
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# It's weird
The wife enjoyed watching me play it, got genuinely involved.

But like Real said, there's little to do outside the missions, which you have to do in order.
It may be a step forward in design (though it takes about three missions to work out how to tell if someone's lying), but gameplay wise it's a massive step back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
# i found it enjoyable up until about mission 3 or 4
then i started to feel a bit like bill murray.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I concur
Utterly bland
Oh great, I get to search for more clues. Oh joy. I get to guess what some Jessica Rabit type cunt is thinking. After a couple of hours I put GTA on and shot some poor innocent in the head, it cheered me right up
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
I recently went back and finally 'finished' GTA IV
I'd forgotten how good it was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# i never realized this
if i wanted to watch a movie ill watch a movie. the game is just about the characters (who are pretty cool I admit) and their dialogs and the story so its: talk to person A and drive from A to B and talk to person B and then shoot person B. thats gta IV in a nutshell PLUS shit radio stations (while they used to be so good in liberty city. shock fm with raine wusselmeyer or whatever her name is was the best station. crazy perverted kraut)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I know what you mean
I was trying not to expect GTA:LA 1942 so it didn't really bother me that it was a linear sort of game and I enjoyed it thoroughly.

But as the driving about felt so similar to GTA I did find myself crashing into some idiot who pulled out in front of me and wishing I could get out and machine gun their car to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Love to be able to help out,
but I haven't got it yet. But then again I don't have a console to to play it on either. I'll be on my way.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
# me three
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# You!
Why did I think you were an Xbox fiend?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Good morning gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Well Hail and Hello to you, Mr Cre!
How are you on this lovely sunny morning?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Couldn't complain
Just had some hazelnut gebak for a coworker's birthday.

And your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Not too bad, thanks
Having network issues today, interweb barely reachable :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# That reminds me
I must give you back your jacks and marbles

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# :D
We made our own entertainment in my day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# That looks wheely good fun
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Even for you, that was pretty poor.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Those kids look poorer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# the console version is supposed to be shit
with long loading times. better get the pc version. you dont even need a good pc to run this.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I loved LA Noire.
But it was a bit short. Hopefully htere'll be some DLC soon.

I'm waiting for my copy of inFAMOUS 2 to arrive now.

Tempted by Duke Nukem but as I'm shit at FPS games, I'll probably wait for a cheap 2nd hand copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# There's a whole pack of DLC for Noire coming.
They're doing a bulk buy pass that gets you all of it at a discount.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# depends on platform and how forgiving the reviewer
XBox average 50%
PC 62%
PS3 58%
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# what do Zzap64 and Your Sinclair say about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
# they loved it, but complain at the lack of hardcore gay pump
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Zzap64 now that's a blast from the past
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
# i still have a few in my chest of old stuff..
footy phil and Robin Hogg..wonder what those guy's are upto now..
they just dont make mag's like they used to..
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I loved Zzap magazine
Though they gave MatchDay 2 95% and it was shite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
# i remember when they gave turrican 98%
was a great shoot em up though eh
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Turrican FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Matchday 2 was the first Football 'simulation' I ever played. Back on the Spectrum
It was great, I can still hear the squidgey noises that were meant to be the referee's whistle :) Ritman United was the team I usually played as but changed the name and Soccerama were my main rivals.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# On the C64
it was soooooo slooooooow...

I swear the pitches were made of treacle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# ooh Comparing Youtube videos the C64 was a world apart
Spectrum www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnCMkpV3r8k with custom colours
C64 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dErj5ERgLMQ with more gloss slapped on it and different sounds too including a realistic whistle
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# i used to have a speccy early years but when i got onto the c64 there was no looking back
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I never understtod
the Speccy boys who would maintain theirs was better than my C64...

"Look, everything's yellow and blue! Better than your 32 colour shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# only 16 colours could the 64 display
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Imagine you've been to Glastonbury and really needed a poo for 5 days.
That first one when you get home is just about getting it out.

This one has been brewing for over a decade and had many ideas mixed into it from all through that time. Gearbox took over the IP and had to release this to get all the crap out of the way so they can make their own modern Duke games.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Splendid description.
are you writing a paper on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Sorry, had to use all my paper after my last festival trip.
I did love Duke 3D but limited my expectations for this. I mean I was keen to finally get a Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy film made and that had a similarly long wait before coming out.

It had that great dolphin introduction www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs but was pretty shit really. Nice that it finally happened though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# i liked the knitted bit.
and the intro.

but feel similar as it had lots to live up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# seems silly to start a new series of games with a shit one
people had waited this long, why not start from scratch instead of keeping a load of the old crap from previous developers in it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
# The game was dead so when Gearbox got it they just made it releasable as a labour of love too.
The 'fans' wanted Duke Nukem Forever so they gave it to them. They are starting from scratch I think now but they had all that stuff it was too much to scrap it again seeing as that's what has happened to the game for ever. Lots got done, then scrapped. Then more got done, then scrapped, etc until the company went bust.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I think it's one of those games that bad reviews dont matter...it's the duke, baby
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Let's Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
# meh!
but then i really don't play 'puter games that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# this also
I used to play the PC version of Duke Nukem 3D - I liked it but never completed it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# i think the game is GREAT and i mean it
ive got the pc version. ive heard console version got blurry textures and loading takes ages. my pc is pretty old and it only loads 6 seconds. it's duke nukem at his finest and multiplayer is awesome as well. fuck modern borefare and the other crap everyone claims is good.

edit: Coming Soon Duke Nukem Forever II Electric Boogaloo
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# I hate to disagree but
Duke Nukem at his finest would not be restricted to 2 weapons at once, and would have use of the mighty boot.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# First time I played Duke 3D was with a friend who had never played an FPS and I was fairly new to them
He only figured out how to use the boot and just walked around the whole first level constantly booting as he went, it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
# .
The best was when I figured out you could boot with left and right foot.......at the same time!!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# That's quite a deep case?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# maninthespoon works for Gearbox :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# You know, seeing his name in your subject line
I get the REM tune when I read it now. 'If you believe there's a man in the spoon, man in the spooooon'.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I liked Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
# The toap water?
Very cool =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
# toap my arse
tis a shopped image
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
#
Haha, yes I did see that, just a bit of buggery
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cheeky sod
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# :D


Sparked (no pun intended) from a conversation on how uninspired new Pokemon are. So here's a fox shooting lightning from its arse. I call it Rim Rod.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I already drank it :(
what will happen to me now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# death,
followed by rape, followed by a minor itching sensation, followed by a full recovery and a nice cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Morning All!
Have a cartoon...

* Note: this is in months, due to the lifecycle of a flea
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:37, archived)
# The old ones...
are still the oldest...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:40, archived)
# You people are 6.
I 8 you.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:00, archived)
# I now pronounce today, Gay Tuesday!
Happy Birthday to a couple of old poofs; Lilly Savage & Boy George.
Oh and also Happy Birthday to Lucy Hale (because she's quite fit)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:20, archived)
# do you really want to hurrrrt me?
*yes . . . I do.*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:22, archived)
# That IS a nice hat.
&ning
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:30, archived)
# GAY SHIFT IS OVER MAN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
#
MAN LADYBOYS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Oh.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Last of the Summer Wine of /board
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# guess I'll amuse myself with whatever triangular signage I can find
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 5:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:03, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# i wanna see the pussy
what's the source please?
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Not sure this pea will help in your quest as a cat might be more useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:23, archived)
# hahah
not sure tho--I've heard cats have barbed tongues


nuffa this crap
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:35, archived)
# perhaps you should consider approaching a swimwear distributor with this new concept, triangular twat covers could be very popular
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:45, archived)
# I recall a concept that was once popular--pubic hair triangles
but that seems to have waned. (or been waxed)

To your point, though, I've never been a successful marketer


apparently, mature folks don't wank and the youth don't mind about icing on their stuff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:00, archived)
# WINNING
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:44, archived)
# if it's all free, I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Count Arthur Strong?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] It's time to get arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:47, archived)
# Let's face it:
IT'S A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)
# IT'S A TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)
# and a bad toap at that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Superior design is superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Oh Irony, how I miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Night night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:12, archived)
# either her neck is broken, or she's desperately trying to avoid tipping over frontwards
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:19, archived)
# that b&d styled back brace may help keep her from eating carpet
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:24, archived)
# oh no, I would probably encourage her to eat carpet I think, wouldn't you
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:28, archived)
# oh--routine rug munching
shall I re-phrase . . . eat pavement
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 5:07, archived)
# She's had a baby's butt surgically attached to her chest.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 5:21, archived)
# THAT'S A BIG FUCKING BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Denise Milani
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)
# er, uh
*dammit, Jim--I'm a doctor, not a speech writer*

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)
# STOP! OR MY MUAMMAR WILL SHOOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)
# G'daffi
Better duck!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:14, archived)
# he's quack'd
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:24, archived)
# His Training
will out!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:51, archived)
# HA HA! Inspiring
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# fuck everyone, fuck you, fuck it.
it was fucking funny! i'm gonna fucking just delte the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Barely an ounce of flounce?
You're better than this Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:34, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbgO1O3uiv4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# hahah--pure bonercide
edit: if others are like me at this hour, they take seques away from b3ta and come back
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:10, archived)
# sympathylolz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:19, archived)
# in truth I posted before I read your sob story :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:26, archived)
# have a sympathy lol from me!
just kidding, i'm not even going to give it that.

no really, it's awful!

i thought it was good, but didn't want to admit that i recognised the source
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:37, archived)

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