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My b3ta advertising agency would have lots of movie tie-ins

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

I do not think this means what you think it means.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)

Who cares? It's a good joke.

However people will not get it because it is not Star Wars.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

and TPB is shit

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

Hush you!

Or prepare to die!

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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

OTIO

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

You are wrong.

SCIENCE agrees.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

I'm quoting the Princess Bride

you hamtoucher.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

Wasn't that - "I don't think THAT means..."?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)

Anyone would think he didn't actually want to get married...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)

Poor Nick

He just didn't realise that getting into bed with a complete cunt meant that he'd be the one getting fucked.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)

Not poor Nick at all.

He's just been exposed for being what he is - a cheap whore ready to sell his granny for a piece of cake.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)

Fair enough, you've your view

Personally I think what Nick Clegg has done is incredibly principled and history will judge him as having made the right call.

Not to mention the fact that he's managed to do more for LibDem policy in the coalition than anybody had been able to do in the preceeding 20 odd years.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)

hahaha!

Finally B3ta is funny again!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

What would you have had Nick Clegg do?

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

Well - suck me off as well would be first on my list.

Then we could talk shop.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

I would have had him not go into coalition with a party that his supporters had next to no common ground with.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

So what would you have had him do?

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

Allow the tories to form a minority government

and his party to vote for policies they liked without having to swallow the many, many more they didn't.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

^This

I can kind of see why he entered a coalition - it was their first shot at being in Government and, if it had worked properly, would have got people used to the idea of Lib-Dems being in government.

But he fucked up.

So nobody will vote for them any more.

In fact he fucked up so spectacularly that people wasted the only voote they are likely to get in their lifetime on an election reform referendum by using it to 'punish' Clegg.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)

Would have led to another election

which the Conservatives would have won.

Are you saying you'd rather have a conservative government than a coalition?

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

It probably would have led to another election

which probably would have led to a slim majority for the tories. And that probably wouldn't be much difference to the coalition.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

This post will make everyone who reads it stupider.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)

Good answer

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

Hold out for at least one of his promises:

(a) Vote on full PR.
or
(b) No student fee rises.

To attempt half measures on both and then fuck up royaly on both, as well as being used as a human shield by the Tories at every turn, just shows him up as an amateur politician who never seriously prepared his party for any sort of power.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)

Yep.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)

Good answer

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

^ THIS

I feel some sympathy for Clegg because a minority government would probably have sent Britain's credit rating down the swanny, joining the coalition was a selfless act in some respects.

That said, he's been very naive in dealing with the Tories.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)

So you'd be happy if any one of the Liberal Democrats manifesto promises had been implemented during the coalition?

Because lots of them have you know.
I mean for fucks sake, do you really think you've have Vince Cable creating apprenticeships in a conservative government?

I think its a real shame that the press and people who don't know that much about what is actually happening in politics have buttfucked Clegg. Perhaps this does reflect a certain naive belief that people should act in the common good and take account of the wishes of the public, but you know, that's kind of what the Lib Dems have always been about.

Taking one in the arse for the good of the country pretty much sums up what being a lib dem is all about, you can achieve a lot of good in politics as long as you don't want the credit for it.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)

Anyway I'm going to be busy for a few mins

so have a political picture.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

Maybe so, and I don't doubt they've done some good in reigning in some of the more esoteric Tory behind-the-scenes manipulations

But it still shows political naïvety to end up the butt of all the bad press when every politician lives or dies by their press profile. Instead of raising the profile of the Lib Dems to raise their vote further in future, they're embarrasing themselves at every turn and showing they didn't deserve the share of the vote they got.

They only got a late boost in this election because of their high-profile promises on student fees inspiring new, young voters that they offered an alternative to the two-party race of old. Even in coalition, there was no need for them to go back on that particular promise as they had it in the agreement that they could abstain. Even Vince Cable could have gotten away with a yes vote if the others had stayed away, since he worked on the proposal. But Clegg still urged his party to vote in favour. Regardless of its financial or economic impact, that was the single biggest political disaster he could have made and he did it, and as a result we had riots on the streets of the capital. What a dickhead.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Didn't Nicky describe AV as

"A miserable little compromise" once?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

in comparison to a full PR system, yes

it's a bit like half a sausage is a miserable little little compromise compared to a full meal. but i'd take if the choice were that or 'no meal'

on clegg, i think he fucked up badly. i think there was a chance a coalition could work and he wasn't doing it for "mwahahaha! lovely power!" reasons. but from that point on, he's got it so wrong the tories are probably pissing themselves laughing in private. nice move, nick. i probably won't be voting lib dem again for a bit

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)

Claiming people who disagree with you are ignorant is at the very least patronising

This is a humourous mesage board, not a political debating site, and as such I am willfully returning to the level of

HA HA NICK CLEGG'S A CUNT!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

^What she said^

With added Nelson.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)

I didn't call you ignorant

or anyone on here ignorant.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

Fuck off and take the Orange Book with him.

i.e. be a Lib-Dem instead of trying to lurch to the right to get votes.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

I was merely attempting a joke on a humourous message board.

I can't stand the unprincipled, sell-out, rent-boy cunt.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)

Sorry - yes - I got that.

I just appear to be having another humour-bypass day.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

Racist

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)

Fuck you, hippy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)

I really want an AK-47 airsoft gun / replica :-(

Chavs and desperate crooks have spoiled it for everyone now though. They all have to be painted bright orange or some other gaudy colour :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)

Just make your own.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

Get a bright orange one

and some humbrol model paints

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

Go to France and buy one.

You could bring me back some nice wine and cheese.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)

ive seen them in japan, france and germany and SO wanted to bring one back

but seeing as theyre now illegal in the UK, ill be busted quicker than a quick thing when i go through customs / border patrol.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)

Hide it inside a baguette.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

www.actionhobbies.co.uk/Cyma-AK47-AEG_AT3FN.aspx?1
although you have to join some club or other

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Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

Chavs would love a bright orange AK

after all, it'll match their Ford Focus

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

If you don't have a UKARA license, it has to be a bright colour.

I have a bright orange USP (I think) and a bright blue mini M4 Carbine, looking to get a FAMAS or SA80 sometime over Summer.

www.actionhobbies.co.uk/Two-Tone-L85A1-SA80-Airsoft-BB-Rifle_AXXXV.aspx?0

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

Indeed

i dont like airsoft guns for their firing ability, so im not joining some club. You have to prove that you go to 'skirmishes' on a regular basis anyway.
I just want one for 'cool' purposes. Y'know - like how some people like collecting swords just to display and hold.

I'd love a FAMAS. Saw french airport cops carrying them around. Maybe i should have asked if i could borrow it?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)

I'm the same, I'm not into going out into the woods and having skirmishes... at least not yet.

I just collect them for the sake of collecting them. I think my next airsoft will be a bullpup rifle, they intrigue me.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)

i already have a SPAS12 shotgun, desert eagle and mp5

theyre lully, and theoretically, i should have painted them bright orange by now.

Aye - i'd love a p90.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)

Oooh, an MP5? I'd like the SD or K variant :D

I've got a bursary coming in about a month, so I may consider a purchase.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)

Meh

You can get a perfectly good non-replica, fully functional sword without having to paint it a stupid colour.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha....

:D

*Fears*

:D

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)

Hahah:D

(herman:D, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)

Boing boing...
It's like a penis only much much smaller...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

Ha ha!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

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Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

Some kids are just hard to please

(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)

I'll stick this pearoast in here.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)

He'll get hooked

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

well, it's him or peter hook. *compo pearoasts also*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)

nice

They have these in Lidl...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

they do genuinely have these

or at least did for a bit

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)

And ALDI have

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)

i went to aldi the other day, then to waitrose

work that one out, consumer profilers

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)

I love Sainsbury's - it keeps the riff-raff out of Waitrose

/Alan Coren

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)

Easy - you were conducting a survey for consumer profilers.

AICMFP.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

'On Benefits Flakes'

actually these are OK!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)

Hehehe, he would love that!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

you are a pie-oneer!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)

Look! It's a motor-pie-ke!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

Pie-ning for pie?

Get Pie!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)

*orders*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)

There are lives at steak!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)

So think beefore you act!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)

OW!

The pastry is all cutty and hurty!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

Acceptable losses :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

hahahaha

hey... wait a second!
*walks away dejected

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

What i do during my days in hospitals

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

I'm surprised they allow you a biro in that padded cell

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)

HAHAHAHA Cabin Fever set in!

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

these are great!

Beef-t friend!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

Reminds me of this I did a while ago.

Also, is it worth compo-ing this?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)

yes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

Then compo I shall!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

I chew Pikachu!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)

b3ta'ing the world, one discarded magazine at a time

chin up chap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)

smashing work.

is torygraph.tumblr.com/ glasscock yet?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)

Pics not loading for me? :(

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)

Nor me.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)

Nor me.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)

when I view image it comes back with an XML file.

WOO! XML!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

Team b3ta, let's see your concept...

you're fired.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

haha

what were they thinking?
My title would have been 'Boomers' but I also considered Codger and Dodger

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

As the old boy said, I think Zimmers would have done quite well

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XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)

WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA, DEAR?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

Your grooming needs much work.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

WOULD YOU LIKE A CAN OF POP OR A LICORICE ALLSORT, DEAR?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

Impressive.

*drops pants*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

Now then, let me see....

It's no good, I'm going to need my other glasses. Now where did I leave them....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)

hahaha

comedy gold, it's a sitcom that writes itself.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)

Except that it's a trademark of the Zimmer corporation

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)

Apart from that of course.....

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XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)

I though the name was quite good

but everything else about it was bad.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)

Boomers is self-limiting in its longevity as all the baby boomers will be dead soon.

That'd be like starting a sci-fi magazine and making the title a year that's only 23 years in the future... that'd be crazy.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)

it was only for that task!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

Yeah what sort of loon would do that.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)

But she's got a cardigan on!!

O_o

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XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

A FUCKING CARDIGAN!

and that's why i think he should be fired.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

Jamaica edition.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

Tee-hee!

But he's missing a pube and didn't have that many to start with

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

hahaha

everything seems to be in order here

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

i'm not even sure this would actually lose

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

Well the newsletter manages to get people to buy advertising space...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)

'ave I 'ad me tea yet?

'ave visitors been?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

Front page this NOW!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

Elsewhere in Gotham City Another Super Hero Is Hard At Work

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)

Hi-Vis Man

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

It's Health and Safety gone Arkham!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)

Hi-Vis Man Fears No Mortal!

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

After they were famous: Wizbit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

hahah!

Edit: Searching for Wizbit,this came up in google images blog.winstonecho.com/0002.jpg

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

GERRROORRRRRRFFFFFMMOOOIIIITRRRRRAAAAAKKKKKKAAAAAARRRR

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

is that gotham

near nottingham?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

Needs more cat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

Comic Book Hero.....

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)

i might just drop this in here. sure it'll be a success with crisp-loving golfers everywhere

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

WOO!

that is splendid, it's a bit like golfers and hookers, once they pop, etc...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)

He's far too orange.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)

for crows?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

To fit in with the fake tan brigade.

No wait... he isn't orange enough.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

And I really don't like that font.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

You have wierd thumbs!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)

aawww

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

the 'mother' is uncannily like rob manuel in pearls & an earring

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

haha

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Gah, I know this clip

...but can't think what it's from...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

Joe's personal stash.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

It's Braindead

I just twigged it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

But which b3tan gave Rob the pearl necklace?

www.dramabutton.com/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

richard branson.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

Ha ha ha... you loon!

and in other news... What is the world comming to!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

Still fine for builders though

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

I don't think it affects porn or stripper nurses though

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)

OK, now they're going too far...

I mean, what sort of patient 'complains' about a nice view of jubblies?

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

I love your stuff.

And your handwriting looks just like mine.... even the capital Rs instead of lower case.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

ow thanks!

and wooyay!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Hahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

It's a cock and balls with legs!

and a turban!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

The nation's favourite racist.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

she's Geordie

they can't help it, bless em

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

I think it's more to do with her being (in my view)

incredibly stupid, ignorant and bigotted.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

And violent.

Never forget she's violent and hitty.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

That's right. She attacked the toilet cleaner and

spouted lots of racial abuse, didn't she? I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

She can't be a racist

she married a gay black man and everything

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Now that's politcal correctness gone mad!

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

Oh,

Well in that case I completely retract the above.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

This

Is true.

(

dogbomb, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

Because she's worth it....

And I'll just post this here....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

hehe

psst, double p

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Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

*ahem*

was just checking you were all alert. Was merely a test. *ahem*

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

What is a...

"LAMPOST"?

(iamdoingapooasisignup, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

It's a post that's out on the lam.

those villianous posts!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

Most kind of you

to clear that up for me.

(iamdoingapooasisignup, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

Yes, I would buy these.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

These must be made!

(

Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

the goatse hands would be much fun :)

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

I'm really tempted to get these made...

Just a case of where, or how.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

Could make em fridge magnets

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

And the Goatse hands could be either side of a photo!

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

Hahahaha

I'll have a baker's dozen please!

(

dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

The cheekbones put me off.

It's like someone draped a St. Tropez covered cloth over Skeletor.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

Ohhhhh...

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)

haha

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

Ha! Fuckin el....

B3ta politics?

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

it's spreading...

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

Wonderful!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

With Gideon as Gary?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Superb

(

fuscous, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

haha

very woosome

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

Cool

Needs more Quinn

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

hahaha

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

fantastic

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

*insta-click*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

nice!

Click for bigger (99 kb)

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)

This took ridiculously longer than it should have...

*awaits FP*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)

b3ta is having a fucking joke!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

I like a good Huurwagen.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

I scoured through about 15 pages of the search engine and 30-odd newsletters to get the content for this I'll have you know.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

Your dedication is noted, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)

Mine is a noble cause...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

All abourd the Huurwagen

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

FUCK!

thought my browser just broke then. Sorry - meant to say hahaha as well.

Edit: I saw this at a fair the other day:

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

Oh lord, what were they thinking?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

Obelix...

But Asterix nibbles...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

*facepalm*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

not thinking much at all I suspect

It's Obelix from The Asterix Ride and he's supposed to be holding his menhir. There's no menhir.

:D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

I think it should win.

(

UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)

you've nicked my website layout!

put it back!

hehe - faucet inn - had me in stiches

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

they do their own cider

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

pork-in-cider?

(

camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/somefool/2762001857/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)

faucet inn cider

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

Dickins cider

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

*ahem*

Would you welcome please - Mr & Mrs Certitbut-tonorealeffect, and their lovely children, Ike & Justin

© I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

To this day I cannot believe the Cheeky Wipes thing made it through.

And it's still up on their website.

Someone somewhere has an impressively clean mind.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

dear god!

www.cheekywipes.com/

SOMEBODY KNOWS!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

hehehe

but I don't get the first testimonial for www.activegasheating.co.uk/

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)

Shurely shome mishtake...

Read it again with your b3ta eyes.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

hahahahahahaha

nom nom!

that's as much a mouthful as the Cambridge University Netball Team!!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

I'm going to pea this

It's completely unrelated

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

well in that case, I am going to link this...

dailypicksandflicks.com/2011/04/16/cinemagraphs-animated-gifs-as-art-picture-gallery/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

Oh well if we're on this tip...

and controversially

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

That 3rd should win the compo

(in the not-so-distant cyber-punk future)

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)

Excellent work! I know how long that must have taken

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

I once chatted to a bloke in marketing who said to me, "I could get my clients into B3ta every week if I wished"

"I'd just claim they were designing their logo to look like a cock"

(

rob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

I know a couple of graphice designers, and it is an ongoing, pot-of-gold type ambition of theirs to get something like that past the client.

Nobody of my acquaintance has managed it yet.

To be fair though they get some surprisingly positive responses from clients, along the 'nice try, now piss off and give me the sensible options' lines.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

I did a double-take then, I thought someone had been messing with the front page.

(

Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

i applaud this level of dedication

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

WOO!

i'd like to be actively heating gas.

sterling work there my good chap.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Haha!Very good.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

Fuckin' A.

\o/

(

Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)

*should not need to wait long*

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UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:33, archived)

It's gettin ugly...

(comrad3mike, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

nasty!

actual news: Budweiser are sponsoring the FA Cup - fans will drown before they get pissed enough to fight

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

^hahaha

Also, same reason why Aussies don't fight.

In other news, the rain has stopped so I must go and dig some holes for ~~the bodies~~ some fence posts.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

Top Tip:

Before laying a new carpet, paint on the floorboards HAVE YOU FOUND ALL THE BODIES YET?

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

needs more goatse

(

daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

nicely done - how could i miss that opportunity!

(comrad3mike, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

I'll just pop this here...

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sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

oh yes

EDIT: Captain, he is again all time playing my bass

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

You have no chance to survive 5-4 time.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)

\m/

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

(

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

Woo 42

(

fuscous, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

such Precision.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

Guitar related spang:

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sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

And if I may slip in a cheeky pea:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

nice work squire

Pint o' Watney's please

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

It's a bit of a norty, actually...

I swiped genuine MC artwork off the server.

Edit: this do you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)

cor

That brings back memories

of shopping at Asda with my Dad, rather than actually buying it myself ;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

Yeah, right....

You're older than you look, sir!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)

Come on, you must have had a taste when he wasn't looking.

I know I did.

(

Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

It was particularly horrible beer.

as was this: SYNTH-TASTIC AD

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

Fucking hell!

While we're on the subject of beer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKGPL-NtYEE

(

Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

Bloody hell, yes!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

what a weird source pic

(

camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

Genuine Artwork!

Don't know if it ever got used, though...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

brilliant

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

Thanks, Guv

It's rather on the toapy side, but what the hell...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)

YEAH!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

goo supplied by fungus the bogie man?

(

camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)

I'd buy these

Are you listening Mc Vities, LIME FLAVOURED Jaffa Cakes.
I want them now.

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

Awesome :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

*applauds heartily*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

Is my adblock on the blink again or is there no image in this post?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

words: viagra

pic: floppy cdc being raised.

Pic: Iwo Jima

Hope that helps :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

tworks for me with adblock

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/81693/1308214181/viagracopy.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

'salright got it fixed now.

Me being stupid.

Again.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

I can see it.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

hehe

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)

Ohhh, lovely

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

Would you like to be in my gang?

(

Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

I'm not touching your cock

until I get a sweetie.

(

camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

"oh, i dropped my sweeties, bend over and pick them up like good little boys"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

Poor cow is about to be blown away!

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

That's spidergran!

She's blasting a web out to catch Gary and save the children. Obviously.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)

mmmmm, tastes like burning

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha

/kitten/droids/skateboard

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

heheheh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

hehehe...

Like it, centurion.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)

haha and hmmmm...

that looks like a picture I took when I went to Tunisia......
Did you go there and visit the set?

(

camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

nah

just a pic i found on this here tinterwebs

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

Have a pea from the scifi image compo then

Click for bigger (179 kb)

(champagnerocker, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Very good!

Added points for pootling the text.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

Bravo Sir.

(

The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

Stunning sir!!!

*Click*

:D

(

Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

cheers, and cheers dudes above

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

Fastest FP eva?

:D
Congrats! :)

(

Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

wahoo!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

I'm sure it was FP'd before it hit the Message Board?

Record Breaker for sure! *Roy Castle trumpet plays*

(

Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)

Woah. Insta-FP.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

*highly approves*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

jpg stamp of approval

yay

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

there was some *clicking* as well...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

probably your shoulder

i'd get it looked at

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

alright, you....

*attempts to pursue with zimmer assistance*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

Splendid!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

cheers bud

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)

Are you compo-ing this?

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

good idea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)

that's fab

honestly I go and make a cup of tea and you've posted and FP'd already!

Am jealous of yor animation skillz.
wish I could do that.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)

ah thanks

i'm ok i guess, when i put my mind to it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

hahaha, excellent!

Avaiable in all good Hothpitals!

(

Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)

it's good for burning away stomach ulcers and tumours

may have negative side effects

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

awesome

(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

as is that applause gif

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

Vnice have a

(herman:D, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)

Best of the day, and a well-deserved FP.

(

Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

splendid

(

Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

magenta cocks ahoy!

I don't have the talent to do it, but please please please won't somebody edit this, so the light sabre is a huge magenta cock erupting from the bottle :)

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

Toap... check

Meme... Check

*edit FIXED! you bunch of pedants!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

grammar...check?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

^^that

(

camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

I missed the meme though.

Is it the dust part?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

A subtle meme

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

It's only because I didn't know the meme that I noticed the your instead,

Is that PCP on the bottom? Is Spitting dust slang for doing PCP?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)

Spitting dust is a colloquialism for wanking yourself dry....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

Ahh, okay.

PCP is nicknamed Angel Dust though and "you can get pleasant, floaty, trippy visions" so it still works for me on that level ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

dont do grammar

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

you shouldn't really get involved in any sort of incest tbh.

(

camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

My spitting dust does what with my hands?

*lost*

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

so gonna to get caught

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

shit, just realised the spelling mistake! lol

I'll fix it now...
*shuffles off with head down after all the verbal beatings.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

For when my spitting dust...what?

/Hahaha! Pedant piss!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

Attend this:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

Heheheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

hehe

reminds me of this
www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/35cd767fb5/awesome-break-up-notes#slide1

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

Is the third one

by Zac McFlimby?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

Nacho the Party Puppy

headlining as story teller? I'm there.

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fuscous, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

YOUR ALL GAY^

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

I'm so happy Rev Dan's site still exists

www.yourallgay.com/

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

Claps

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

What spitting dust for when?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

took me a while to spot mark

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

fixed

but I still don't get it.

Pretty font tho.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

Chiller

I just scrolled through till I found one that matched the look of the Ad

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

What exactly do you mean by pedants?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

hahaha

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)

I think I may be showing my age with this ad....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

Brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

howdy by the way!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)

Hey Hey!

All well with you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)

all god thanks :)

Was supposed to be digging holes for my decking
but instead it's raining so I'm taking photos of my son's lego men.

How are you?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

Not so dusty, ta!

I'm avoiding doing things, mainly. But, it involves coffee - so that's all good.

Nice work with the sig! :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

Of course it's raining

A drought has just been announced

rainlols.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

Pffft!

Not as much as I would be with my vague 'if you see Sid, tell him' idea for a pic.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

Cor I remember that.

You could use Sid Snot, he was brilliant.

Even older - remember this? Look out, look out there's a humphrey about.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

GENIUS!

Did you just do that?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

Did it a while ago.

Absolutely no idea why. It was probably relevant to something at the time.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

Daniel Day Lewis

I drink your milkshake!

I'M DONE

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-rse7LGJhw

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

wow - the animation is so far ahead of its time

pfft!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

Perlease

I still remember the Flash floor cleaner products ad where that old biddy went round in a van and gave 1 whole pound to "housewives" who could show they had a box of flash when she knocked on their doors.

In black and white :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

Oh yeah those chateu window opening, screaming women. A great advert.

I got this right away lol.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

that's the one I wanted to do but source pic is hard to find

Sums up the 80s to a T.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)

I went looking for the ad a couple of weeks ago on youtube, would have been a dodgy screen cap though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5a2JH_BVE

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

I did find a slightly better one but not good for screen grabs

I did hear a story about the making of the advert, which was that the hotel they used for the advert was apparently in the wrong place to be
covered in the light from the setting sun, so an entire replica was made of the hotel and it was then sited opposite the sun set.

I have no idea if this is true but it sounds about right for the 80s.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)

If they did that, they probably decided it was a good idea after watching "The Passenger"

The director built the hotel specifically so he could make this penultimate, several minutes long, tracking shot of the film www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6OLg1n8y6M - the scene narrated by Nicholson who stars in it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)

maybe

I thought it was cos everyone was doing loads of coke...

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

Sounds like a normal weekend for you...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)

Oh good work, Madam, good work!

*standingly ovates*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

Time of the month, is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)

There's an advert on telly at the moment that rather superbly describes such in one line from the bloke:

"I see, so I 'phone my dad to ask for some DIY advice, and now I hate all your friends."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

haha

haven't seen that, but understands fully!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

aren't they the spazs who can't put filler in a crack without an evening class?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

that's the one

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

What's the class called? Sex Ed.?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

*bows*

*arrows*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

Top Shop!!!

*Click*

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)

Shadow Blox'ing

Excellent. Are we old if we remember that ad?

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Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)

no!

Deny everything.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

I remember it and proud!

34 ain't old is it?

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Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

A good way to decide if you are old is to look at your job

If you are a gymnast, you are well old.

If you are a judge, you are sooo young.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

This is confusing, as I am a gymnast judge.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)

bending over backwards to keep everyone on the straight and narrow?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

Perfume ads are always ripe for lampooning

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

I am in de nile.

Nicely :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

Aww, ze smell of eet!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

And cosmetic ads like this pea:

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

I think 've spotting a gap in the cosmetics market...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

Excellent work!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

Thank you sir

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

Lest we forget...The 1965 Benidorm Landings

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Eau de humanity...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

That's the new perfume from the Beckhams, right?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

Actually it's the perfume of the Hindenburg

someone did this for a compo and it was brilliant.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)

Yeah I've seen that one.

I was trying to extend the joke ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

:D doh!

I did love that one
was one of my favourites.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

Indeed as was Oh the huge manatee!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

In other cosmetic/conflict related news...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

Another product in L'Oréal's new Ethnic Cleansing range

(Newshack is rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)

It was horrible,

the German forces were all entrenched in their deck-chairs so Allied forces didn't stand a chance.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

pffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

*Sings that old wartime favourite

"Yes, we're off to sunny Spain, y viva Espannyer"

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Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

very nice

We brought them democracy!
We brought them liberty!
We brought them full English breakfasts, The Sun newspaper, Harry Ramsden's and Tetley's Bitter!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

^ needs more Watney's Red Barrel

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

hahaha

You are Mr Smoketoomuch AICMFP

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)

"Torre-melinos! Torre-melinos!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz2LaJOVAiA

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

*throws up over the cuba libres*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

haha

I was already watching it with Polish subtitles!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pHbf60L2Zo

I am going to have to watch Live at the Hollywood Bowl again soon!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

haha!

and Carol?

Yes, I'd very much like to go upstairs

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

and we brought them FIGHTING!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

PROPER FIGHTING!

topless beer-belly fighting!

And as for the men....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)

Mind those tank traps!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

Worse thing was...

...they chose Happy Hour as the landing time ;)

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Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

FISHBOWLS!

The classiest cocktail IN THE WORLD!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

I'll fucken fight the lot of ya....

*keels over*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

*steals chips*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)

Liberating the pool from the germans?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)

Hahahaha! Crikey!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

Haha, I never believed the Deckchair War actually happened

Until I witnessed the German Poolside invasion of Greece (Crete) in 2003! 'Orrible it was . . .

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Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

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