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Possibly incredibly offensive

and was probably much funnier in my head.

(first go, be nice!)

(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)

No, that's okay.

You are calling Hitler a racist.

I do not think you will offend an awful lot of people with that stance.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Hitlerist

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Sometimes I just can't tell if something is offensive anymore.

I blame the Internet.

(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

If you can't take offense

take a hedge instead.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

say what you like about Hitler, he was good to his dogs

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

He was a fantastic leader as well.

Shame about the whole world dominance thing.

The National Socialist party was pretty fucked up without him, he was reflecting a larger movement, I think it is important to remember that, whilst his actions were evil, he was not 'An Evil Man TM' but just a man (a very personable and popular man) so that we can remember that the terrible activities of his regime were not caused just by a freak of evil, but could easily happen again with another charismatic leader and an unfortunate national feeling.

Also, his moustache was shite.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

Hitler was 'just some guy' was he?

Ok.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

but to be fair to manley

he also said "he was a fantastic leader" (which is true, regrettable as it may be) and "the national socialist party was nothing without him" (which is arguable, but has a good argument backing it) -- so he wasn't just some guy. i think the point is that without hitler there'd have been someone else and roughly the same thing could very well have happened. maybe not the rampant anti-semitism, but the expansionism, the war-mongering, and ultimately a war that seemed inevitable to some even back in 1918 when versailles was signed. (and jews were unpopular across most of europe, so the anti-semitism may well have come up too.)

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

That's Zaphod Beeblebrox.

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

i agree with a lot of what you said there

demonising him means it's a lot easier to believe history won't repeat itself, when germany went to war they were the most advanced nation in the west

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

Yes, they invented quicktime, for starters

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

and where would we be without .mov files?

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

Absolutely and watch us do it again and again with Sadaam or Bin Laden or Simon Cowell.

The last one is only partly a joke, bandwagon jumping is what these people do.

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

Racist

i'm offended

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FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)

Es hält ihre weisses einzelteile, weiss

... surely?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)

That might have been much funnier

But I'm far too ignorant (and lazy) to have any grasp of a language other than English (and Scottish, now it's officially a language!).

(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

Babelfish is your friend

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

Or a very subtle enemy whose help you shouldn't seek in direct cross cultural negotiations.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

70 years ago, in the interior of a German u-boat:

"Captain! This latest signal from the British battleship has me confused! The Allies say something about "touching ... all time"?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

New zyklon formula

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

Naz-i Wash

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

iz mee feverite

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

TOAWS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

I'll leave this pea here

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An Egg ,D, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

Don't know why really...

Click for wallpaper size

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

Nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)

Yes indeed,

I like it too.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

Do an On the Buses version!

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

^ Madness

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

Mneh!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

reservoir pigeons.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

Sweet

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

I have been painting sea monsters on estate agent adverts in the local rag.

It is not deeper than that, I am afraid, I just thought I would.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

I like how your flash makes it look like there's a low sun shining on the ocean

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)

Some of that is white paint.

Not all of it though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)

Then it is more cleverly done than I initially thought

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

The stuff in the greener bit of sea, the top inch (on the painting, 1/2 cm here) is white paint

The rest is reflection, but I did use glittery paint.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

it looks pretty deep to me

it is the ocean afterall

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

I am unsure as to whether the monster is in the sea

or in the foreground, above it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

The foreground

See my response about the glow

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

Yes, that was my intent.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

(^_^)

Click for bigger (42 kb)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)

I do not have a spang image

but if I did, I would use it here.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)

However I do

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

oh spang!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)

Oh.

Oh my, oh my.

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

oh shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)

...

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

oh dear fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Oh.

FFS.

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Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

the joke wasnt as funny as you might think it was ;)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

Txt On A Picture

(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)

BeJesus!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

POAJ

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

jesus raves

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

ahhhh, perfect timing for this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

So thats who wrote that graffiti in the toilet

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

in poo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)

Hahaha

ps: nice arse!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

thanks

i just had it lifted

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

i'll kill two fucks with the one fuck on this one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

Hahaha, that drawing is brilliant

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)

just a trace

i was planning on adding more layers of colour and detail. but being the complacent, impatient fucker i am, i gave up.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)

It looks a little too much like you

though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

this took flippin hours to do.

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FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

This took 17 seconds

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)

probably about an hour and a half altogether for the two

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

This took me quite a bit longer than I imagined beforehand

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)

fuck yes! that's class

*plays jasco*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

FUCK MY EYES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

Fuck line assembly

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)

nice sack(boy)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)

Needs more smugness

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)

I see your fucks...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)

weed gurn

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

HTURDER?

i don't get it

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FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)

It's exactly because of this kind of smart alec, nit picky dreary pedantry

that is far more concerned about its own mindwankery than enjoying a simple joke that I don't come here much anymore.

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)

stop taking the internet so seriously

*gets handbag ready*

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FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)

That's it

(spanishfly 2, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

I'm not, I'm really not

and I'm not being touchy about your post about my post, it took me five minutes to make and will be off the page in an hour or so, it's just that type of answer is pretty much the norm now. Occasionally, very occasionally, it may be actual wit but generally it isn't, it's just autoposting.

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

you've snapped dude

i'll get some new banjo strings

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

Okay

but what does it intend to say then, because I too don't get it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

www.cornishtou m.co.uk?

I don't get it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Now you see, THAT was funny.

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

e-colli

kneel to my godlike animation skills

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FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

I wonder if this is how werewolves spread their... werewolf-ness.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

What is it Lassie? Did Timmy throw a cucumber down the well?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

~~down~~ up

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

Up and down

UP and DOWN

and probably up again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

*whisltes*

"come bye"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

Needs more sick

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

silly :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

Fluffy Bunnies!!!

Click for bigger (76 kb)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)

liking the site

some good art on there :D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

Brilliant

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

i want to make a monster book some day with all of the popular monsters i can think of like D&D style but in the mean time here is a single slime

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Microwave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

Slimes: they are wonderful

How do they do it?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

GJM :D

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FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

Yay

Let us be friends!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)

hahaha

aww

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FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

Is that a monster with a digestive system that takes up his entire body?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)

*readies mace and rolls for initiative*

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

No more sticky white patches

(Bunny Slippers keeping your tootsies warm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

My missus wonders what I'm looking at(!)

Here have a pea

(Virulent, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

Tell her you're looking at semen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)

That there

is fucking awesome.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)

^this

and deserves more replies

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Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

^this

t-shirt please!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)

Most amusing.

Any chance of a t-shirt?

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

I don't know how to make this happen!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

And yet you're called the Printmeister?!

Cafepress gets quite a bit done: www.cafepress.co.uk/

And yes I want one please!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

hehehe

what I meant was, I don't how how to make it happen without adid*s' lawyers getting all over it!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)

You might, and this is only a casually tossed-out hypothesis and not meant to be taken in any way, shape or form as an inducement to commit any infringement, accidentally "leak" a high-quality vector image suitable for, as an example, printing on clothing, so that any interested parties can make up their own minds whether or not to use the services of a t-shirt-printing-on-demand supplier.

Just a thought...

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

I have now made a larger one....

Here

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:34, archived)

I have most definitely not robbed a copy of that .PNG, and I shan't be ordering up a t-shirt.

Honest.

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

this is bloody ace!

Love it

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

To echo the above sentiments >

This is a T-shirt waiting to happen :)

(Tivert, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Too soon :(

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Rico, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)

not enough replies to this so have another

brilliant - have a click and very worthy FP

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

WOW!

That is all

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Frogbeat, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

clever clogs!

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mozza, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)

if you came up with this all by yourself...

...this is a work of genius

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)

hahaha!

How very dare you!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)

Hurrah

Amazing

(amacupcake, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)

This is awesome,

Mind if I print this off on a tee?

(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

Holy antialias

Still good, though

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

The Eastern Europe line was unchanged from the original.

If it's too big, I'll shrink it a bit. Hah...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)

O _ . _ O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

hahaha

oof

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FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

Haha, just saw twatty banjo's post below.

Coincidence? I don't think so. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Last one for today - Fiona Bruce Springsteen

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Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)

phwoar! It's a good look for her!

also - IS IT BEEER TEIM YET?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

Monkey Beer needs to make a proper comeback.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)

It's made way for Monkey Whisky

gearpatrol.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/monkey-shoulder-triple-malt-whisky-gear-patrol.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)

I dunno

I mean, I like Monkey Whisky, but is it as cool and refreshing as Monkey Beer?

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)

She's twix-ing out like a good 'un there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

she's ready to par-tay!

Monkey Beer, smokes, monkey, porcelain rabbits and Twixes.

That's a Friday night right there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)

stupid griffy, monkey beer is not for girls

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

she's errr, holding it for her husband

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)

Jimmy Saville?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

Fiona Bruce + Leather Jacket

= Would you all excuse me for a moment?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)

just imagine she had this on underneath

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)

oh my!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

I know - just look at that kneecap poking through!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)

the minx

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)

Must be her secret Wagon Wheels pocket.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)

she does appear to have the face of the wicked witch of the west there though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)

And 6 toes on her left foot

(TitanLX, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)

SRSLY?

www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/women_of_the_year_awards_2_131008/fiona_bruce_2120798.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)

She is knocking on a bit

But on occasion does look a bit like Triumph Herald.

www.bbc.co.uk/essex/content/images/2007/06/12/triumph_herald_470_470x352.jpg

see?

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)

Bringing us that level of phwoarness deserves more than just a woo.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

sorry...

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brettvincent hmmmm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

Actually, if you're having Fiona Bruce, then you might as well throw in Susanna Reid.

if you're having Fiona Bruce then you might as well throw in Susanna Reid.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

I just wanked myself blind.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)

A dash of Ghaash is all you need!

Look out for our new Ghaash Cash loyalty scheme on special packs!

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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)

I'm gonna pea this 'coz I think it fits the job description

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)

OH CHRIST! *vomits*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)

does that mean you like?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)

No! Get me out of here!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)

Cake?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

QR-TSE

We can slap these codes on posters!

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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)

How am I supposed to scan this with my phone

When I'm looking at it on my phone, eh?

Some people have no consideration for others...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)

It's ok

it doesn't scan.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)

"This Works - Perfect Legs" - RIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

This scanned

but the first one didn't

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

What did it say?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)

It said

I QR coded your mum

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)

doesn't work

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

I got a product called "This Works - Perfect Legs"

so I am still RISSING my arse off.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

It looks a bit like

goatse

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

Is that almost a goatse scan thing?

indeed clever

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

Wondered if it was too subtle (its not a real code)

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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)

That looks like a treasure map

From a rubbish Speccy game.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)

use your brave adventurer to find the valuable golden treasure =
move the black block towards the yellow block

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)

Still looks more fun

than Chocobopoképikmin vs Zombie Towers Defence X Plus Alpha Tactics III Evolved.
Probably loads quicker, too.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)

Something to ignore while you read the newsletter.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

I'm not ignoring it!

EDIT whoops just noticed a whacking great section of R2's dome that I forgot to get rid of.

Inept lols.

EDIT EDIT Good job everyone's too busy reading the newsletter to take any notice.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

*looks up*

sorry, what?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

Nothing

*whistles innocently*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

I'm usually too busy to read the newsletter

many a gem goes passing me by - why are fridays so busy? And what's with the $2,99 please? Is she demanding royalties now?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

snarf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)

Fabulous!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)

my amiga crashed and did this

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue483/

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rob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

hooray!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)

Hey hey, it's newletter day!

Normally, I only get to read it on a Saturday so I'm g;lad I stayed up.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

haha I love weebl's billy potatoes animations :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

rah!

cheers Rob

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

Yay! Muchas!

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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)

Ray!

Go me!

Cheers, Rob.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)

Love the Danny Wallace emails.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES IN THE NEWALETTER THIS WAS NOT ABOUT THE RANDOM TIMING OF THE COMPETITIONS

(1.618..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)

hooray!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)

Regarding Billy...

FUCK! Why the hell does everything shit rainbows now?!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)

bullshit

everyone knows you are on a zx spectrum and in case that won't work you use your acorn

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)

Mushrooms in the cunt-shed!

More cunt-shed news next week please rob.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)

Thanks Rob!

/peruses

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

hooray it's Friday!! Thanks Rob!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

Used Ice Cream

Click for bigger (282 kb)
There will soon be as many of these as there are Star*ucks.

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Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

They need to buy more glassware.

I saw two girls sharing a cup in there.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

That's because

there's shit loads in each portion.

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Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

it's enough to make you puke

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)

Hmmmm.... why only chocolate flavour?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

That kind in particular is very easy to make.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

because that's what fake porn "poo" is made from

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

I could be wrong, but has a thread just been deleted

did the anti paedo police arrest it?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

The weight of shame

was too much.

Edit: once threads are deleted - that's it, not retrievable. Is that the case?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)

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Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)

Fiona Bruce Forsyth

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

Arragghh!!!! Hammers...etc....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

hahaha

someone did this yesterday too, equally as horrifying

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

I have a theory that Fiona has a "good" eyebrow and an "evil" eyebrow.

She always keeps the evil one hidden and I worry what it's up to...

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

and she also has a cracking set of legs

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

woah, déjà vu

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

Sorry, wasn't around yesterday.

(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10453101

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

Jesus pissing Christ

MY EYYYEEEEESSSS

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

wants to see camel toe on that

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)

I want to see:

Fiona Bruce Lee Mack.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

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