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[challenge entry] Alan 'Fluffy' Freeman
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# 0_O
Jeepers! That's creepy...
Top work.
:D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Cheers Moley!
Nod half! :D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I was having a look at an old hard drive the other day and found this:

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
*Breathes* hahahahahahaha

I look more like Father Jack than Father Jack!

:D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Hahaha! I'd not noticed your dog collar before.
:D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Phew! Good job I was here...
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
:D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha! Splendid.
:D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Alright
ningles Ninj
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ningles Joe!!
How the devils are you and the good Mrs Scaramanga? :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Grand fella...
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Tee hee!



(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Today is a good b3ta day!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Yeah
Pity I've got so much work on :(
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I've got a job interview in an hour...
And the kids aren't in bed yet, the weasly sods.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# valium
i keep telling parents to lay in a stock of valium but will they ever listen?

(good luck in the interview, by the way. postdoc or something flashier?)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha...
Got Radio2 on sir! ;) very quick indeed :)
Edit:


(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# C]:0D
indeeeeeeeeeeed


(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# also, a person from Falmouth is a Falmouthian
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

I found this the other day:



BLAAAAARB!

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha! Braw!



(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Falmouth needs its mouth washing out with soap and water
and then to bed with no tea!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# No TEA!?
Maaaan you're tough!


(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# You is ninja!
Pfft!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I is!
But I did credit Ken on the Brian text.


(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Big AND clever
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# One out of two's not bad . . .
C]:0D


(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# 'ning Captain!


(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# GAHH! do you kiss your mum with that font?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# The battle rages on
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Mmmmm... tasty cheese.
Ever tried frog dairy? Or toad cheese?

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I'm intrigued
and would like to know more
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Find out more here:
www.milk.co.uk/
The section on frog and toad dairy is at the back.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I wonder if he's any relation to Uncle Geoff.

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Uncle Geoff certainly has unusual hands
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Left hand of a baby
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# He can still wield a hammer with alarming efficiency.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# He's the bastard child
of Beadle.

(Hmmm... wasn't that a Dicken's novel?)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha this is awesome.
Uncle Geoff is nails.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Morning Sweetcheeks how's tricks?
:D


(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Morning matey!
Not bad ta, how's the Moleys?
:D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# We're groovy baby!
Small Mole is at playschool 4 mornings a week now. Growing up sooooo fast.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Aww bless!
Big Ninj is now a fully fledged 'Kevin'. Long hair, heavy metal, grunge music...

...the usual for a teen :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Ask him to write some poetry.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# ...
...There was a chap called Vagabond
Of whom the folks at B3ta were very fond.

His art was so popular, achieved from much training
Trouble is though, it was always fucking raining.

(He said you'd like this)

;)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# ^ I like this...
and I am fond of Vagadond
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Why is it always raining in my pictures?

Because YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I done a poem when I was a teenager:
It's not fair
You don't care
I didn't ask to be born
Fuck off and die.

It might have been a bit more jolly than this though. I can't really remember that far back.



(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# ^ Have one of those...
But mine also plays the Drums very loudly!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
I know, 2 boys in school 5 days now!, but number 3 is 10 days over-due today!!!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Blimey! Mrs Quentin must be enormous!
4 more days and she'll be induced...?
Is number 3 a boy as well or don't you know yet?

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# We don't know :)
Can't wait. Looking forward to those sleepless nights again. Walking around in circles, sleep-singing nonsense, to get a monkey to sleep! o_0
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. this made me laugh more than it should have.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
#
laugh wank
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha, Peter Kay?
looks like he lost a chunk of hair and ear in the mincer?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# More like Joe Pasquale.
The comedians' comedian.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha...
It do look like him! :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Phoarrrr...meat
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!


(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] penguins at the beach
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Unimpressed crab is unimpressed
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:23, archived)
# ^this
&woo
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# ^ What those two girls said
and Woo the the gif shiro_kuma!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha marvellous!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Very good, but which one is Fluffy?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)
# that one, that one there
*points*
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Oh yeah, so he is.
so he is. And look there's another one...
:D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)
# And a third.

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# But can you find all 18?
;)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I've only found 6 so far
I'll keep looking
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I have only found one???
am I doing it wrong?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I think they may be teasing.
I can only see three.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Who opened the can with the worms in it - own up.


First post and a week late. Nothing like starting as you mean to go on....
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# hahah nice work
welcome an that

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)
# fantastic
did you bring sweets?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
#
Mercy boo chops :)

Re sweets: Only Werthers originals...
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Noice!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluffy Fett
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I used to love Fluffy Felt...
Oh the happy evenings I used to spend pealing one off and sticking it somewhere else...

* Happy Days
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:20, archived)
# I can't be having with rocket-powered penguins
Seems an unfair advantage over the monkeys
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# I remember seeing this on the news
then there was no more about it
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Love it - that was gripping stuff.
It's like "Project Strike" meets "David Attenborough's Life"... all in hi-def, of course.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Gripping stuff!
What happened next...?
:D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# People got sexy with the penguins
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Phwoar!
Keep going....
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Epic!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Ning b3ta, today I have mostly got a trapped nerve in my back...
and the birthday VAGs are... Henry Gibson as the Ferengi known as Nilva, Fannie Flagg (ha ha, I said Flagg) and lurking in the shadows, Stephen King.

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)
# and todays Birthday Stripy's are...
Christian Serratos (I don't know who she i, but figgered it didn't matter), Bill Murray and Larry Hagman.

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)
# Thus we conclude this scientific experiment.

Main results: stripes work better on teh laydees.

Thank you all for your time, have a safe drive home. And don't forget to tip the inventor.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)
# ^this
*tips and leaves
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)
# ^ This
although Bill is showing the signs of moobs and Larry is a tit!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# There is something disturbingly Bieberesque
about Hagman there.

Nice stripy lady though (as always), Mr Bloke.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Liking these a lot :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Thank you...

PS: I love your Sig.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:55, archived)
# !
never

stop doing these they are shit

hot
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Why thank you
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:26, archived)
# and me!
ooh and a Ferengi too!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:22, archived)
# What "and me" because it is your birthday or because you have a trapped nerve?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)
# birthday!
but I also have a bad back!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)
# HAPPY REAL BIRTHDAY!
* I would buy you one of these but I don't think they sell them any more?

and sorry to hear about your stiffy!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# oh man!
A GRIFFY!

I sorted my stiffy out. I still have a bad back!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Morning!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
#

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# hahah
who are they?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Steven King and ????
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Stephen Colbert and Stephen King
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Morning Wobbly!
"Christian Serratos knew from an early age that she wanted to be an actress. As a toddler she was already a compulsive performer. She would entertain her family nightly by re-enacting television shows."

Doesn't she sound fun?

:D

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha....

* Dances around the room singing "I love you, you love me..." - Just like Barney does..
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Well fuck if it ain't some scribble hitlers
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:36, archived)
# What are you all up to, scribbled hitlers?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:37, archived)
# They're all working in a supermarket.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Stacking racks in the juice section
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:56, archived)
# price check on gas cylinders
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 6:27, archived)
# RIS
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:15, archived)
# That's lovely...
* Wanders off and Bokes all over the dog.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:38, archived)
# ow
my eyes
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:11, archived)
# My beautiful eyes!

They really trip over these things *every fucking time*
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:16, archived)
# This makes my brain hurt!
Probably because we have been ingrained since birth to accept "regular" faces, but like so many other b3ta images that tweeze our minds...
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Scribbtler
The pose is the ideology.

Pensive (aka Jeremy Clarkson) Hitler; Meek Hitler; Satisfied Hitler.

There, I think that ought to be a good way to end a day. I'm wasted. Off to beddie bye. With dreams of Scribbtlers.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:48, archived)
# Your hitler classification skills are second to none.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Hello Hitlers!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 6:09, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF DRUUUUUGS?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 6:51, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF MONEEEYYYYY???
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Have a shit envelope scribble of a scribble hitler

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:05, archived)
# What we have here gentlemen is some scribble hitler
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:16, archived)
# I'd avoid him, he looks awfully sketchy
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:17, archived)
# The one at the front looks like Bruno Ganz
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:14, archived)
# Coincidence??
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:16, archived)
# Fry & Laurie at the back?
Or Laurie and Fry (in order)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:23, archived)
# The one at the front reminds me of Ronnie Barker
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)
# Buisness know how is your tool to success.

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 4:53, archived)
# OH SORRY, IT SEEMS I'VE USED THE LAST OF THE AIDS
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Aids crowd control
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:38, archived)
# BUT MAINLY, BLOOOOOOODDDDDD
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:37, archived)
# Not sure if I fully understand this meme yet, but I like BLOOOOOOOD too.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 6:05, archived)
# once again, the kids love the aids
www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Cjz6i3d48

my apologies if I'm being tedious with these tunes. I've got more up my sleeve. But I like the punk axe murdering children.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 5:42, archived)
# As long as you don't let them go to waste.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 6:13, archived)
# this one deserves its late night slot
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 2:59, archived)
# everything seams to be in order here
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 2:17, archived)
# arghh
dread to think what colour the fluffy bit is when it comes out -_-
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 2:25, archived)
# i think it's fairly safe to assume it'll be brown
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Fucking cat.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# perfect candidate for cat buckaroo
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# I'd be tempted to get a cat just so I could play that.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# tis a fun game
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)
# I'll "borrow" next doors.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# do so
it's great fun
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Works well with a budgie too, but you have to use very small items.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# i hate budgies
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Awww, I used to have a budgie, Ozzie his name was, played football with a pingpong ball.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# my auntie's budgie cost me my hair
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Explain, please.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# i used to stay with my aunt and uncle as a child
my hair went down to the back of my knees, wonderfully blonde and wavy.
joey the budgie got let out once a day. he liked to land on the back of my neck, peck the fuck out of me and try to build a nest in my hair. as my aunt wears a wig and my uncle is bald, finding a hairbrush was difficult. i got home with a head like a dandelion clock. mum took one look and chopped my hair off to the neck. i never forgave that budgie and never let my mum near my head with a pair of scissors again.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Ah, that explains it.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)
# i retain a dislike of birds to this day
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Even lovely tasty chicken?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# chicken is fine
well, the legs and wings, anyway.
turkey can fuck right off.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Turkey's too dry, chicken though, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 1:02, archived)
# chicken breast is too dry for me
as is turkey, beef, most pork and some lamb. i can't digest it, i just puke it up again :(
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)
# I'm hungry now, off to bed before I end up cooking something.
G'night
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)
# nighty night :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# or hammers
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Very nicely done :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Fankyoo.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Whoa, too soon.
We don't need to see pictures of falling bits of the SoL thanks.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Shit, I bet LS18 was just about to come back as well.
I feel guilty now :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# He should now fight Hulk Hogan
and I should go to bed. Goodnight b3ties
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)
# G'night.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# sweet dreams
I think I'll join you ;-)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# goodnight
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)
# JollyJack(Modification by me)Denizens RabbitMaria

JollyJack seems very busy. '-'
But I continue draw fanart. :3
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Wow.
I have no idea what this is, but I like it.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Thanks XD
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)
# yes, but i think it may creep him out a little
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Creeping out JJ should be a bit harder than that.
Next week's image challenge maybe?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Aww sweet :)
I think I'd like it if I had a fan base like this, to be honest.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# oh you do... you do.
they just don't know how to operate a keyboard when their wrists are strapped down.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# LOL XD
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Haha :'D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# :3 Thanks!!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# He's got a milky way!!!!
Yum! Have a click!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)
# damn you!
i want a milky way now! i don't even like the fucking things!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Try a prickly tree instead
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i like trees
climbing them is fun
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Shirley not the prickly ones?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# better footholds
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Don't you mean larger foot holes?
as in the spikes make hol......

Ha ha ha Harumph
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# either way, easier to climb
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# This one is nice
Colourful
Also, vaguely appropriate pea is vaguely appropriate:
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)
# is that the queens milky wee he has?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Yay - your 'L' plate is gone!
Hope you havent scared JJ off though...!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)
# hello taters
how are you? i'm full of thai lava
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)
# IM FUCKING ANGRY TONIGHT
Over silly, trivial things like a videogame being maddeningly hard, then crashing when i finished it, and also not being able to focus on my work recently.

Must be awful hot in your belly right now, what with all the lava.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# i should learn
not to use so many chillis in my cooking.
don't be angry, ocarina of time made me angry for a fortnight, then i kicked its arse
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Well, after a maddening 2nd from last level, leaving me with a bloody knuckle (i punched my desk edge) i finished it, and the ending sequence froze, leaving me no choice but to skip it.
It saved after it, and i would have never seen it if it wasnt for youtube. So i kicked its arse, then it kicked my arse for making me plough through 12 hours of intresting story for nothing. Cruel game :-(
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)
# once went on holiday to spain
and spent 10 days of a 2-week holiday beating an arcade game in the hotel called thunder and lightning.
went back 15 years later, my name is still top of the leader board :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
# excellent :-D
I had holiday arcade love too called Twin cobra. I cried on the last day when we were leaving and i heard the sad 'game over' music for the last time.

Surprised that machine you played is still there after 15 years though!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)
# it's a great hotel with a shit bar
the pub round the corner is great, though. i got pissed and the barman done my face up as a clown and made me sing don't go breaking my heart with him
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:37, archived)
# as you do
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)
# oh yes
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)
# wtf is thai lava?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# homemade thai green chicken curry
with an insane amount of chillis
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)
# sounds good apart from the chicken
/dreary vegetarian blog
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# my diet is mainly vegetarian
not by choice, although i have no problem with that, it's just that most meat is hard for me to digest. i can eat chicken leg, but not breast
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Yeah! XD
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# That is how it's done.

He slacks off often.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:32, archived)
# WoW X3
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)
# X1200 and 200k
Here from ages ago.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:38, archived)
# they're cute little buggers
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluffy hunt.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Nicely done!! XD
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Fluffy found just the tart he wanted.
Now to just bump off that horse and she's all his.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# He is a slutty, slutty, fluffy penguin.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Call me stupid.
(oh, you did) but is that an iconic pic with added Fluffy, or is the pic all your own? i only ask because i have been trying pencils lately, crayons upset my stomach.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
# the yellow ones taste of lemon
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# the orange ones
should be more orangey. Stupid crayons.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# well then i must have super tastebuds!
that can distinguish and ignore the artificial flavours. because they all taste of wax.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# stupid crayons indeed
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# :p
All hand-drawn with a propelling pencil-type thing. I can't deal with much else except biro. Anything with colour scares me.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# it's very nice
and more than a bit lord of the rings
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Fluffy is lord of all rings.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Lord of the Pingus
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# he's not lord of my ring
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Perhaps not
But he'll be softer than that Andrex puppy off the adverts
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# 0_0
i may have to reconsider a few basic concepts
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Then sir,
I tip my hat to you. And other people's hats.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Thankee.
I like hats.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# :D top draw
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# So that is drawn and scanned?
I can't resist colour, me. And shiny things.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# yay to the shiny things!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i'm not talking to you
until you get you tube :p
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# that willl require a new computer
and far less booze
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Very tough call.
I'd stick where you are.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# dekion is doing his best to help me out
computer-wise, for which i am very grateful. as for the booze, someone get me a bottle of vodka!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Crikey. Dekion fixing your computer?
You'll probably end up with a steam-powered anti-semitic difference engine.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# sounds like an upgrade to me
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Yep. Scanned in using my trusty 11-yr-old flatbed which has drivers that barely work.
I usually photograph stuff out of convenience. See:
this, this, this, this and this
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah, lovely.
Just dropped by to spam my proposal:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1360601
click it you fuckers!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
# done
and done
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I think i did.
made front page too. Is ahsameproud a word?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)
# The Ivor the Engine one?
"Ahsameproud" sounds like something a drunk Scotsman would say
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# No, the other one.
it was cruel, tasteless and made a national newspaper!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Oh.
Please share.
edit: the Katy Price one? You got national coverage for that? Congratulations.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I did have a pic;
it was in The Sun. But i've lost it.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# We know you've lost it :p
So did they use it cos they thought it was funny, or was it some kind of "look what these sick internet fiends did" story?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)
# i don't think they got it.
Or someone did and was having a laugh. it was on a page called what is hot this week or something. i don't read the Sun so don't really know.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Yes dear, of course it's a word.
Just not a real one.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# like funbeleivabubble
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# yep
or chillax
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)
# hell yes
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# now THAT should be a real word
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# no it shouldn't
and hubba bubba should be twatted in their collective gullets for trying to make it one.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# how do you feel about the phrase...
'a whole nother'
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# *fetches disintegrator ray*
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# irregardless
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# *grinds teeth to a powder fine enough to grit the queen's driveway
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# I can't refudiate your reaction
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# you........
.....words fail me
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# *blush*
~.~;;
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)
# ouch!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# This is rather splendid!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Is this what is technically known as a
Hot Chick With a Sword

:)

nicely drawn
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Lovely article.
Now, how to get myself listed in it...
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# quite so
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] You looking at me?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Yay!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Arf
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# pfft
Brilliant :)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] one more for the fuuucking love...


(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Someone get this big wanking carpet out of my way.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I'd love a wanking carpet, make life so much easier.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)
# mmmm i fucking love frottage..
tried to search for one on google, but all i found was this!

thanks x :)
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Remember Crosstopus?


No?, nevermind....
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# I do! I do! sir! sir! me! me!
i do!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# I don't
but I do like him.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yes!
And here's a surprisingly relevant related Odd-Fish.



Hello Sir. How's things at Chez Tingly?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Heh,
there's only so much stuff you can do underwater.
Things are excellent. Hows things in your part of the draweyverse?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# On hold mostly.
Baby stuff takes up all my spare time.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# I was just reading about that.
I've heard babies can be rather time consuming.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# that is all kinds of woo and yay
:D
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha! Braw!




(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Hehehe
If anyone fancies doing a guest strip, they're always welcome!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Copepod! I've got one for this too...
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Great idea and execution those/these, as I said from the start...
And that tagline is true of how I said it at the time.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Yes, I remember.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Beyoncaaaaaay

Click to embiggen.


all the single ladies, all the singles ladies, all the single ladies...
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Now this is cool. Ker-lick!!!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# ARRRGH!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I'll get the hammers
you get something to light them on fire with
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I've got this candle
will that do? :D
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# perfect :D
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# and I have this candle for you birthday girl!



(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Birthday girl?!
I ain't no lady....I knew wearing this skirt was a mistake. I mean, the lipstick and tights are no mistake, but the skirt, definitely.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Oh just accept that you love it and accept the cock candle ;)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Well I hope you're a girl
because I'm not gay or owt!

* Heads back off to the b3ta cuntshed.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Jet boy jet girl
I'm gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make you penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooooohhhh
Jet boy jet girl
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Thanks for the cock anyway
It'll be forever in my arse heart
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Candles!!
or is it a dangle?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I'll provide the shit
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Happy Candles
and may I suggest Flaming Shit Hammers, sir?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks!
These Flaming Shit Hammers you speak of sound good, but I'd heard about a new one with the Blessed-o-tron Clank Amplifier 2000 feature, do you have any of those in stock?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Unfortunately not there has been a product recall as the Blessed-o-trons
were considered in violation to the Geneva Convention... which at present it being contested by a group of specialised deaf solicitors.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# 'elf 'n' safety gawn bleedin' mad I tells ya!
In my day we'd take the old model 350 Blessed-o-trons back to the shop if they didn't make our ears bleed, and that was before we'd even put the batteries in.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# The old ways were the best ways
but you have to understand parents nowadays want to wrap their kids in cotton wool... usually to cushion the fall for a 15 storey block of flats but I digress.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)
# NAGH! NAGH! NAGH! NAGH!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Talk to the thousand hand slap, girl!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Haha
You should do one with her boobs fighting back - it looks like they're about to anyway
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# If I have time, I'll get a move on with it tonight.
Currently making a shit ton of stuff for my uni project, which I might share when it's done :)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Well, don't let your uni work slip just on account of my silly idea!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Ahh it's alright, I've got AGES yet XD
But two projects at once still kinda hurts.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# why the long face?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# uh oh
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# odd but interesting :)
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I miss Married with children
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I missed it, usually on purpose.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# I thought you were just a bad shot
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Katey Sagal
Still would...
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Wow
She does look good without the Peg wig.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I always thought she looked good with it....
I lusted after her all through my puberty, And beyond.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Isn't that was Modern Family is?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# That is very nicely done
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# That's TERRIFYING!
Well done! Well done you!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Woo...
Now do her booty
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
#
Well I never, there is an idea.
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Talk Like a Pirate Day was yesterday, wasn't it?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Oo Arrr
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Kinell!!
*Clicks*
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# She looks like an end of level boss from R-Type
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Oh holy fuck yes
yes yes yes
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# hell to the yerr
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# ALIEN!
Woo!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# fuck me!
HA!!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)

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