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Real Photo Sunday eh ???

Saw this in Cheltenham. Unfortunately, the poster was on the inside of the window facing out......

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)

*glues crumbs on window*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

real photo sunday is shit. give it up.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)

How would blind people know about this exhibition?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)

There is no possible way that they could be informed

It's a tragedy

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

I probably should have added that they couldn't feel the poster. Oh well. I only just got up. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)

talking poster

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

replying on real photo sunday is shit. give it up

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

They tell them what it's like on the telephone, so that they don't have to leave the house

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

"Yeah, there's bumps on the walls and stuff."

I think everything should be done in Braille. EVERYTHING.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

Especially water slides

You could put a naughty joke in there, and you could read it with your bum

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)

haha shop it !!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)

They would find it using echo-location.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

yeah...they should have just put up a climbing wall instead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

A little voice in the back of my head keeps telling me to stop.

Then a little B3tan comes along and beats the shit out of it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)

I rather like this :)

Dunno whether I should, but I do.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)

Who?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)

He found the dirt

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

b3ta's very own Horatio.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

is this a csi miami reference?

if so, you're B&!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

*sits down* sorry sir. Won't do it again sir.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)

just think about what you doing, please!

LV and NY, to a lesser degree, are ok.
miami though...... argh!!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)

I only watch for the shitty pun at the beginning then turn over. It is indeed wretched compared to those two.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)

I had a novelty finger once

I didn't like it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)

did it burn your neck?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

No, but I can't help repeating I'm going to FRANCE too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

france is nice

well, a bit of it is

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)

You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad!

Who's going to be doing the free fingering?:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)

do not misunderstand me!

pssst... she's back by the way. baton down the hatches

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)

I do, I'd literally just finished reading this

www.b3ta.com/board/10557059
*gets with the plot*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)

that appears to be a very brief synopsis.

there were screams of "you die, rebel!" and so on and such forth.
i think she may very well be very unwell

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)

i got funding approval for air con in the b3ta bunker

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)

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sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)

Wait, you've got your very own Mental Oriental here on /board?

Man, I'm moving over here for a bit.
:D
LET THE Ding-a-like COMMENCE!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)

"baton down the hatches" is one of my inexplicably favourite phrases

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)

'baton down the hatch' is what I like to say before receiving fellatio.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)

This is most excellent.

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)

revolution shirt!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)

The revolution will be tshirtvised.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

Response so far has been a little strange

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)

hahahahaha

quality, i'll order a ton

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

now my shirt a guy on another forum made it

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

I'm impressed we've replaced 4chan and ED in their drama-whinge sig on deviantArt

"b3ta people are Bad people. (worst two)
Michael Ellis [link]
Paul P [link]"

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

Really?

RESULT

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

↑
"He exposed my information. It's inception."

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/journal/44642652/#comments

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

I exposed their publicly-available information

INCEPTION ENGAGE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)

WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHM!

(random inception noises)

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER! BWAAAAAAAARRRR!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)

Ok, which of you silly people has made an account called "DontMisunderstandMe"?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

RATTLEHEAD!

that's who my money's on

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)

i'd say ellis18

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)

ah, yeah, good call

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)

That was a bit blunt.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)

hahah christ

now - do I look at the paedo rape stuff (which I don't really want to) so that I can condemn it or shall I just condemn it without actually seeing it (which makes me Anne Diamond)?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)

It's all been removed from her public gallery

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)

hurrah/bugger

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)

i'm saving this link.

i want to see how it goes and how many other mentalists may be coming this way. so far there's just the one symapthetic, but no doubt bat shit crazy, mogwai looney. long may it remain this way

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)

"They followed me home. Can we keep 'em?"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

only if you promise to drown them in the river when you're finished with them

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)

RELEASE THE CUNTCLONES ON THIS PHUCKER

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

Oh, I just love the extended display of cluelessness in that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)

They are bad people they are racist and tentacleist

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)

An unqualified win for b3ta! Hurrah! *cracks open bottle of vodka*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)

I'm not a bad person

ok, when I had that extinct volcano lair with the nuclear missiles in it I was a little naughty, but then MI6 sent some guys around with high vis vests and helmets and also a book on health and safety procedures so I was all "oh no! lol, error of my ways" and I sold it to the american government so they could use it to teach people about freedom or something.. anyway, I'm all nice now, though sometimes I drive over orphans in the road in my Range Rover because well, old habits! hah :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)

hahahaha

NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)

I'm seriously gonna make this into a shirt and peddle it on Zazzle XD

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)

and on the back

"don't misunderstand me"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

DO NOT

misunderstand me!

i'd buy one

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)

It works on 2 different levels

You might get some Monty Python customers too :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

Go for it, man. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

Excellent!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)

Hahaha

Putting the esoteric back into b3ta. That would genuinely make me laugh out aloud if I spotted that out and about.

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)

You do realise that every bush you walk past will now rustle just a little bit louder than you're going to be comfortable with?

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)

I am loving this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)

it'd be really fucking insane if a load of these were sold

and people would have no fucking idea wtf they meant out in the real world

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)

"Ordinary" people have their soap-operas....

...recently I have had "The JJ Saga".

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)

Since it's Real Photo Sunday...

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)

ARE SCHINDLER HAVING A LAUGH?

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boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)

hahhaa

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)

lawls

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)

Shindler's Lifts.

EDIT: My entry for RPS.

Childish or poignant? I daresay both.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)

DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME!

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)

i'm reporting this image

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)

Shit! I KNEW those felt tips were bad news!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)

you bad man, it dick

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAARGGH!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)

no laugh

you all enemy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

I never be forgive :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)

fake..

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)

ekaf

We had them at university. Always made me grin

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)

looks like the lifts at n'thampton uni

also their logo looks a little like quicktime

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)

Lancaster Uni's looks like the Atari logo.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)

Oddly, it's actually a lift at Worcester uni

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)

it's funny because it says number 2

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)

It's not BPS though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

Yes - it's the same family.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)

Do not to understand this offer.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)

Pickled eggs?

Where do I sign up?

Edit: woo pic :)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)

Is sent for your cool hand Luke fans today
.. simply does not need to sign anything.

edit: Ta :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

honourably so...

I welcome their arrival.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)

Blue eyed kook?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)

Ooh nice

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)

haha!

Nicely, could also see this working for Charlie chappers.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)

Nice!

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

i like this

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

That's grand

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)

Hello

Meet the new superhero in town.

Apropos of nothing. As per usual.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)

He seems too cocky for my liking :D

Confucius Say: Man with his dick up his own arse is too full of himself.

on that note I'm off to work...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)

Have a good one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)

Hahahaha... Breathes ... Hahaha

It's not called Sunday, Bloody Sunday on the buses for nothing.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)

the dirty freak

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:05, archived)

QUICKTIME FUCKER

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)

Mmmmmmm

This reminds me. Going to fucking FRANCE in a couple of days. Actually, I didn't need reminding.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)

Just when I thought I had that image out of my mind

it all comes flooding back. Nice!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:18, archived)

Did someone say threadrush?

Click for bigger (350 kb)

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)

a surprisingly dark film

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)

I was shocked,

But amazed and amused at the same time.
Loved it. :D

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)

Watched it recently

Definitely fucked up. So unlike the jolliness of the trailer.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)

it wasn't quite as bad as when the missus and i decided to watch a silly sunday avo movie

chose the girl next door, thinking it was easy hangover tv.
90 mins of being wide eyed and dumb struck as we realised we were watching the OTHER girl next door movie

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)

Is that the one with the gloryholes?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)

errrm... no, i haven't seen that one.

this was about the vicious torture of a young girl by her neighbours and their young children

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)

I fucking loved that film

pissed all over Kick Ass

"You don't butt in line! You don't sell drugs! You don't molest little children! You don't profit off the misery of others! The rules were set a long time ago! They don't change! "

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)

sunday threadrush!

yes, i know, it's lazy and a bit crap

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)

Hehe! :)

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)

I'll take two crates sir!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)

just don't take them after midnight

...or something.
i dunno

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)

don't eat after midnight?

what about getting wet?

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)

best not to,

they're water soluable, so they'll just disolve and leave a bit of mess ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)

(CaptainSunshine, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)

I say we take off and nuke the pants from orbit

It's the only way to be sure

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)

Check it out!

Independently targeting stain removing powders. Vwap!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)

fergal sharky

Click for bigger (101 kb)

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baconninja, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)

A good shark these days is hard to find

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)

this is great

and it reminds me of the cartoon street sharks

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)

sorry its a late reply...

I recognise that shark :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)

please be looking at all my sites
but not those ones
privacy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)

copyright?

i so nearly looked at your site, but i respect your privacy too much

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)

copyright??

and its not the one you think (just for some minor variety) :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)

yeah s/he mentioned soemthing about copyright, blah blah

clicked your link, *chortled*!
is that you?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)

no, just something I found while looking for the proper site

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)

i like the randomness all the more!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)

I no understand

Is difficult; but not

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)

"why you disunderstanding me.....fuck"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)

Kiddie teeth gritter.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)

Over the ocean

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)

haha

oh fuck

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)

Hahaha fuck!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)

Nice one JJ...

Ning Toasty!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)

I'm going to regret asking this but...

what did I miss?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)

a troll called moggy who always moans about being stalked posted a pic

an threw up a link to his/her livejournal page were there was lots of paedo manga stuff and a few self harm pics.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)

newish user Moguragunsou

doesn't understand b3ta, so when someone makes a snide remark at her weird JJ stalking artwork she deletes the threads
Last night she deleted 3 or 4 threads where people were telling her to calm down and slowly over the whole evening turned most people against her.
On top of that Michael Ellis followed one of her links and found images that she had drawn that can only be described as cartoon kiddie porn.
She then went ape that her privacy had been invaded and stuff and posted a picture of her finger with a tiny red mark on it that might or might not have been a cut, before deleting that thread again, reposting it with the word racists, deleting it, reposting and finally deleting.

And it would appear after I'd gone to get some kip she reposted her do not misunderstand me pic in a new thread yet again.

I don't think she's a troll, I just think she doesn't get b3ta, which is why I have done this lovely picture to try and illustrate how b3ta is a nonsense where memes live and combine.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

Ah.

Probably surfing that fine interface between trolling, misguideness and mental illness then...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)

that we all do

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)

What, I'm not alone?

edit: actually I'm not, We're just a little bit bored :p

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)

THIS HARD ^

*steals for sig*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)

Nonce-sense?

I couldn't resist...

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)

have you checked your keyboard for gaseous emissions?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)

I'm glad I didn't have to stay up for that bollocks

thank you for succinct synopsis Toasty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

then it's some more fun and games and they go blind.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)

I hate b3ta people

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:00, archived)

Where did the "cut finger" thing come from?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)

After Moggy was exposed as a peado-troll he deleted everything

and then posted a picture of his cut finger in a blatant attempt at sympathy (he came to the wrong place for sympathy)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

yeah, there were more pics in his/her livejournal, cuts all over the arms, only small ones, still weird though

then he/she deleted the cut pictures after mike eillis posted the links here.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)

That's........even more creepy that what he/she was doing before.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)

hahahah, you bad man

I don't get why she's so besotted with you when you can clearly be just as nasty as any of us have apparently been :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)

I praised a couple of the pics she did of my characters when she posted them on DevArt.

Then the content started getting weird.
Then she followed me here.
Then you guys dug up a whole heap of stuff that compelled me to barracade my door.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)

Don't need

*Send back*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)

oh fuck!

you're still here

your name doesn't happen to be machiko, by any chance, does it?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)

This is just what people do here.

No one's out to get you, but if you react like you have been rather than just going with it you'll be doing the whole razorblade lullaby thing in no time.
I get ripped on for drawing "sexy" animal girls, but I don't cry about it. If anything, it just gives me new material to put into my comics :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)

~~ripped on~~ encouraged

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)

see above

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

Well *he confused me from the start had all my troll-senses tingling

he seemed to understand English and some English slang rather better than he pretended to be able to speak English the spelling and grammatical mistakes seemed to be more deliberate than out of error but in no way would Babelfish throw up the word "dunno" in translation.

I sat back and watched this character unfold and feel in some respects people on b3ta were a little too welcoming and a little too quick to bring Moggy into the fold whereas other newbies have been roasted in for making far less mistakes. No doubt he is a talented artist but there was always something weird about him that didn't strike true and yesterday we found out.

I don't want to sound like we should all be nazis and give new people a hard time but I can't have been the only one that didn't trust this Moggy from the start?

Anyway enough with the serious stuff back to abnormal on b3ta then?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)

all noobs are shitcunts

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mongychops, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)

^this^

its what I was saying all along.
It's b3ta, no one bent over backwards to accept me and I get enough flack even after all these years.
Why should new noobs get the red carpet treatment when they pea, delete, demand attention, say they will kill other users and shit like that.

But that said, my picture isn't meant to be rude, if anything I'm welcoming moggy's fun and games as another meme for this wonderful site.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)

But...but....

SHE MIGHT BE A CUTE JAPANESE GIRL????

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:10, archived)

Reminder: Internet.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)

Loved the "tentacle rape" look, JJ - it suits you :P

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)

I missed that one

I was too busy erasing my cache and pouring mindbleach in to my eyes after seeing one of the others

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)

I'm so glad I missed them all then

I was busy making my gif at the time when Michael Ellis (b3ta sleuth) had uncovered Moggy's porn stash.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)

Hardly sleuthing

It was a link they gave to their public gallery :)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)

I never want to see that picture again.

Edit: and this was probably the last place I should have said that XD

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)

The link is down and I certainly don't have a copy in my cache anymore

I think your secret is safe.

For now.

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)

I remember my initiation

I did a flash cartoon rendered to gif of a group of gangstas with sub-machine guns singing and dancing "Lets put a cap in The Gap because their adverts are craps!" which was meant to be a light-hearted take upon the stupid all happy singy dancey Gap adverts. I Got roasted to fuck and didn't know what I had done wrong other than attack a Corporate Industry but it got the b3ta Nazis after my blood and I admit to flouncing a bit because I was so bewildered by it all.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)

filesize perhaps?

but that's all part of it if you ask me, corporal punishment is part of what makes this place great :D
If everyone doesn't get a slap or have a flounce once in a while this place would stop being b3ta.
It's all fun and games, with a weird dollop of self awareness training thrown in. I know I'm a better person for taking a few kickings from you lot.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)

Oh Happy Toast I never exceed filesize

people would often ask me the secret of optimisation which I was always happy to share I even had a tutorial for it or direct people to Lemony's tutorial. No back then it was all 280px width and under 200k a target I was very strict about maintaining

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)

And this being the internet, the more you try to get out of things the deeper you dig your hole.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)

Indeed I often wondered how I managed to dig a bigger hole the more

I defended myself. It was a little scary at times like you were singled out for punishment and you were going to get that punishment regardless and get even more if you struggled. b3ta troll rape it was all the rage in the day! ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)

One of my first animations made it onto the front page.

So it was quite obvious that I was awesome and B3TA recognised that.
:D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)

You are awesome

and you will be even more so when you have escaped that Japanese Dungeon

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)

luckily we keep doing stuff like this so your head doesn't swell too far rendering your hats useless

Too mean? here, have some material to cheer yourself up

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)

DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME!

*cuts finger*
*deletes Squits*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)

hahaha

i really should do more of these

edit: also, that squirrel is fantastic

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boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)

I blocked the user

after the first image/chat

Possibly rash decision but saves agony in the long run.

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)

i'm pretty sure my position was clear from the off.

though i was very restrained in my response to him and his posts

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)

Thank you. You're right....

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)

What...

...the hell is up with them?

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)

Looks up *lols*

Looks down *facepalms*

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)

hahahahahhhahaha

I just spazzed back... unbelievable.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)

I never forgive Michael Ellis ......

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)

Haha

Before I saw your name, I thought s/he'd actually drawn him.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)

if she had I doubt any of last night would have happened

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)

Is it save to come back yet? Has she gone????

Yesterday Drunken Miss Hoguragunsou asked for Richard Hell (I think Moguragunsou (Plz call me Moggy) must have written the wording on his jacket?
I have also added Stripy Brianna Brown and Ginger Tiffany.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:51, archived)

And todays Sunday Suspects are...

Ian (pull my finger) McNeice, Groucho Marx and Sting

HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY B3TA!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10555906

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)

Ning RH

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)

'NING WB!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)

Ok I think I got them all

Ah, the eternal search for Spork!

Night night!

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:19, archived)

I see you've played knifey spoony before...

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:25, archived)

Just one thing that I may have forgotten

What are you doing, Dave?

(This is as far as I go)

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:30, archived)

BEEE...EEER...?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:34, archived)

Beware the spoons and the knives

Use the forks, Luke.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:36, archived)

good morning b3ta

I understand there was some kind of detonation last night :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:42, archived)

we had theme music and everything

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHJOz_y9rZE&feature=player_embedded

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:49, archived)

der der der-der-der der-der der der

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:49, archived)

pretty much, yeah! ;)

it's glasscock, but i only saw it yesterday and i had to share

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:52, archived)

that's ace

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:53, archived)

"there's nothing better than something that's equally and utterly genius and pointless at the same time."

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)

like a spork?

yay, and the thread came full circle

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:58, archived)

*cough cough*

www.b3ta.com/board/10557024
;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)

i wonder if An Egg's gone to bed

should we point out that it's more likely a cake fork, not a spork?
;)
/pedantantic blog

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:00, archived)

Must be nuts

(Pewit does things down under, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:42, archived)

there is an advert

that keeps appearing on websites all the time which reminds me of this.
woo!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)

mogogerwhatshisface

apologies for size i'm not sure how to reduce file size and keep it's width

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:09, archived)

It was totally worth the scroll.

as was all the scrolling to catch up!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:13, archived)

i had to do the same TWICE!
the wife always loves to read up on the flounces too

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:22, archived)

I even managed to miss the last one, LS18(?)

Serves me right for lurking so much.
I keep finding myself scrolling sideways and giggling.
:D

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:28, archived)

i watched ls18's unfold, it was quite a flounce

i understood his point, but he should've just walked away as he was never going to get anywhere with it.
but, i'm gutted i missed this one. i was never a fan on mogwai

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:33, archived)

come on he flounced when he was called out on some of his pics

this is b3ta and not really the place to start complaining about pics that are bad taste

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:37, archived)

no, i absolutely agree

his argument kind of crashed and burned when some of his pics were revealed. i also agree that this isn't the place to complain about pics.
b3ta pics are cathartic, it's a way of dealing with a lot of shite that would get the ordinary person down. were just not ordinary, and we celebrate that.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:42, archived)

Some of us are ordinary

we get out of 'down' through B3TA

I'm not actually arguing with your point. Just pointing out that everyone isn't a potential leader of the universe.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:44, archived)

and some of us are not normal

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:47, archived)

that too

I'd hate to be normal

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:50, archived)

~~some~~ almost all

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:51, archived)

i'm not sure i understand what you mean about being potential leader of the universe

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:01, archived)

by the power of grey skull?

no, i don't understand either.

*edit* ahh - you're just saying we are all equal - gotcha.

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:09, archived)

but that would be master, not leader

by the power of the cdc maybe?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:13, archived)

Just that

some people here may feel "ordinary"

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:14, archived)

feel ordinary? aren't we all special?

if only a bit

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:16, archived)

maybe ordinary is a contextual concept?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:17, archived)

relativity

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:43, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmqK0aXkHho

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:55, archived)

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:59, archived)

relative? child of mine?

*grabs coat*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:16, archived)

*spangs*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:22, archived)

LMAO

Office lols at 5 in the am

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:14, archived)

office lols?

what do you do?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:21, archived)

systems analyst

sat watching internet traffic

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:23, archived)

for an isp?

mogogogogogogpaedospazogogog's isp?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:34, archived)

line provider for the isps

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)

watching people steal movies then?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:16, archived)

erm yeah, not just fucking about on b3ta and facebook

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:27, archived)

i'm gutted that i didn't know about b3ta when i worked for nt hell

actually, that should just be, when i worked

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:31, archived)

12 hour night shifts would kill me without the net

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:34, archived)

12 hour shifts would kill me

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:40, archived)

it's not so bad

we get a 52 inch tv and can do what we want

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:41, archived)

like smear your own poo on the tv?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:42, archived)

every single night

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:42, archived)

and twice on sundays!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:44, archived)

i do it, then submit it as a compo entry

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:59, archived)

Fuck!

It actually made me laugh.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)

\o/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:21, archived)

Click for bigger (49 kb)

Damn! I liked the scroll. All I get is a cheap preview

Edit: fixed

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:40, archived)

He would have gotten away with it too

if it wasn't for those meddling b3tans...

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:49, archived)

i wondering if the dog's facing the wrong way

i've always had my suspicions about scooby doo

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:49, archived)

I think you may be right

More likely he's running from the mog

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:08, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)

Now that is a paedo personality.

Welp, this day's history. Bike riding in the rain.

Some may find this boring. Less punk than I like. But-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8gvJnhTY2s

'nite all

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:37, archived)

i fucking love drums!

trufax

nite

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:44, archived)

Oh, you like drums?

A-one and a-two and a-chicka booma chick!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:53, archived)

ha ha! unexpected blast beats!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=meg2vxq42Wo&feature=fvwrel

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:08, archived)

You gave that to me you slut!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)

heh heh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:55, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that's beautifully disturbing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)

From the makers of "An Inconvenient Truth"

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)

anyway settling into my new persona

Woo Yay!

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)

it is now

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:35, archived)

Yup

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:33, archived)

chevron

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:52, archived)

chevron

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)

extended

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)

repaired

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:51, archived)

but someone deleted the last thread

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:34, archived)

Wavy chevron

completed!

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 4:00, archived)

^ is this a post from the future?

are you on neutrino OS?

*edit* apparently so *fears the precog*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 4:02, archived)

And from further from the future

with a post-dated post

I say watch out for that wall.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:12, archived)

HAHAHA Fucked the chevron in one move :P

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:14, archived)

really?

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:21, archived)

Hell yes!

A chevron!

(Posted from the past)

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 5:21, archived)

there is a broken urinal in paris with your name on it you chevron destroying numpty

edit : www.youtube.com/watch?v=262kfAoZmog

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 4:09, archived)

there's a broken chevron with your name on it down there, oh scrumptious one

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 4:16, archived)

Better late than never :D

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

carefully placed torch to hide my nuts

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)

well good to get that out the way

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)

hahaha

torches are beneficial to everyone... looks like urbexing?

edit: naked urbexing

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

it's not real urbex if your dressed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)

ooooff

is it real anything when your dressed?

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:24, archived)

getting oiled up makes everything more fun

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:26, archived)

apart from rock climbing

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)

so you don't rock climb naked and covered in oil

pervert

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)

racist

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)

haha

wtf

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)

"So what are we doing today in the tunnels Paul?"

"I'm gonna get stark bollock naked and you're going to take a picture."

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

I was alone

had to run after setting the camera on the timer to get in place

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)

Right

Nothing to do with the cave police then.

Congrats on the milestone.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:24, archived)

Also

Thank God for you, I just got back and scrolled down.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:29, archived)

the only none paedo related nude image on the board tonight

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

Raised a smile

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An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:51, archived)

~~smile~~ semi lob on

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:33, archived)

Ahh right. And congrats! :D I wish I'd known I got 3000 the other day but what can you do...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)

BRN!!!

BUM!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

arse flare!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)

is that a troll on the left that you've sliced in two with your manly 'light saber'?

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)

BLUE MOON

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:29, archived)

You saw me standing alone...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)

with a torch in my arse

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

*howls*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

Please, what will the neighbor's think

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)

captain again he is torching my ass

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:41, archived)

Well done.

That's, er... nice?

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

ha! only just spotted the shadow

which appears to have had it's arms lopped off and been skewered

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)

o_O christ looking at it that looks massive

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)

congrats btw

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)

it's not really that big

it's the shadow of the torch

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:37, archived)

t'was congrats on the postage count

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)

ahhhh looking at that shadow I thought...

nevermind

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

no, that would have been commiserations

;)

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:42, archived)

This has given me a great idea for a porn remake of 'attack the block'.

It will be called 'Attack the Cock' and will feature glowing blue penises instead of teeth.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:37, archived)

and less ndubz

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)

hahaha

I'm looking forward to mine soon!!!

(

FIEND, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)

the last 400 just fly past

I've been trying not to post

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:50, archived)

uhh well done

:/

this is going well... if i had answered as jamnog no one would have batted an eyelid now i have the troll police on my back.

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:53, archived)

2 years, 9 months and 11 days

and this finally got you to post XD

Believe me there have been worse

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)

well... i felt the need

it is an historic moment one which touches the lives of millions of people both here and abroad. sometimes you have to break barriers in order to move forward. horizons of change will shape all out futures the lies the lies he comes he comes the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:01, archived)

there was no touching involved

_{well maybe a little}

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:02, archived)

now i awake

like a tornado i sweep the land and lay waste to all i see.
tremble before me. I destroy all. Your earth is just the beginning.
nothing can stop the end of days!!! Only a horseman of the appocolyps can use three exclamation marks and not capitalise the i

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:08, archived)

and have a total disregard for the comma

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)

google translate isn't helping at all with this

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:02, archived)

the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies

the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:04, archived)

Hi LS18

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)

LIES!!!

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:08, archived)

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)

The Lady Doth Protest too Much

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:17, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/jamnog/
:/ your sure about this right?

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:26, archived)

^ back story

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)

I am now

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)

hmm

:D
edit also: kid in france burned my neck and i didnt like it

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)

you clearly live alone

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)

you clearly live alone

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:14, archived)

your clearly disproveing the ls18 idea

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)

your clearly disproving the ls 18 idea

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)

fuck it then me based chevron + gin fuled nightmares

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:17, archived)

I think we can guess who this is

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)

That what you want us to think.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)

or am i?

edit : damn forgot to refresh

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)

this can only end in tears

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)

tears of joy!

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)

yep i missed one

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:21, archived)

joy and LIES!!!

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:19, archived)

not sure which browser i am on

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)

woo!

(

sof sof, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)

shoe

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)

bless you

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)

scrumptious

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:32, archived)

Also

Do you have a "pet" dalek down there?

(

An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)

Are you cutting yourself?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:57, archived)

Very nice....

Oh hand on.. I'm not gay or nout...

Anyway, happy 10k!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:05, archived)

Closet Case: Confirmed.

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)

The light *does* shine out of your arse!

Congrats

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)

Congo rats :)

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)

too soon?

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)

お前も殺す
You're racist

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)

and you smell like rotten eggs and lynx body spray

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

r L

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)

no im not i drive a toyota

and no you cant 'coz im only a figment of your imagination and the only way to really kill me would be to headbutt the floor over and over again

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

c p

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)

May as well give this another airing:

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)

لن أكون على يقين من ذلك

(

An Egg ,D, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)

O_O

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:00, archived)

Why don't you just get to fuck, you pervert.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

SO RACIST

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

HELLO B3TA I AM EATING JERK CHICKEN WHAT ARE YOU EATING?

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

RACISM

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

Gonna go to the kitchen and find out.

EDIT: I now have pineapple juice.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

I DON'T COOK CHICKEN COCKS!

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)

It's not stopping her :D

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

I'm eating figs and cashews.

And the sour adrenalin filled spoiled meat of an injured child's soul.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

I don't like the font.

Or the rape.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

too brown?

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

Game over man

Game over

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)

racist

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)

do not misunderstand you

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)

That's what the choir boy said...

(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

yeah but if you had to choose one?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)

I'd rape the font.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)

I'd watch.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:07, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)

_{_{^{now were being a little immature}}}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)

hahahahaha

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:06, archived)

I only have paint at work

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)

ooooooooh....

you almost have 10k posts

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

I have something lined up

prepare the mind bleach

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)

Oh shoot! I missed my 3000 milestone!

Oh well, didn't have anything prepared anyway. :)

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)

i had 222 just then :(

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)

*tops up stonedness*

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

fuck it here it comes

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)

*braces self*

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

*jealouses*

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

its helping a shit load

for tonight's fucked upped nuss

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE TO SAY PFFFFT!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

i read that as stay puft

and imagined a giant marshmallow man

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)

Ahahahahaha

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)

razy lacist!

;)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)

To those visting from DeviantArt...

Mog, despite making some nice contributions to the board, spent most of their time on b3ta constantly creepily stalking JollyJack and posting threadwaste (ie. new threads containing garbage or reposts of previous images). What you may see here in this single thread alone might be mean, but really not surprising considering they have now effectively alienated a good chunk of the community!

*dives back into the bunker*

(

sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

quick, get in!

to be honest mogadishu was like the new kid in school that appeared to be a little weird.
most people were nice to him, until he showed just how weird he was.
i've been waiting for this outburst of epic freakishness and i'm surprised it didn't come sooner.

he's got girly fingers too

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:44, archived)

racist nazi girl fingers

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:58, archived)

The off-the-wall humor here is difficult to adjust to, I admit.

Heck, I'd say that explains my extreme lurker ways! He's had long enough though.

Man, just to think that if it wasn't for the heat right now, I'd be in bed; only to just catch a dramatic flounce in progress!

does the bunker have a/c?

(

sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:00, archived)

Sadly not

but it does have twiglets and battenberg

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)

we do have those rubbish hand held fans

i'm was thinking of installing a mobile air con unit, but due to budget cuts, it may not happen until winter

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)

but would be useful with recent rise in flounces

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 4:10, archived)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:03, archived)

poorly executed and probably not that funny but oh well, i'm tired!

(

mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:42, archived)

you make me bleed

in a new thread as I expect that one to be deleted any second

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

Please do not talk to me about Nazi!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

you know underrstand me

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

razy lascism

(

artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

best of all the racisms

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

extlemery razy

I cut 'n' pasted it from one of Moggy's posts

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

お前早く死ね

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

NO U LOLZ

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

this translates to...

"In this case, the Republic of premature death"

_{_{Bad Translator is great for this thing}}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

I die soon. That's not very nice

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

cheep Japanese lol

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

just didn't want you copy and pasting it into translate

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

ヘタクソ（笑）

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

you are bat shit mental

and will stand on a disguarded rusty plug and catch the bad aids

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

(badly)

laughs

translate this - "my mokey chuggnetts are stoned with walrus paint"

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

(

Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)

Can someone please explain what the fuck is going on?

Also please feel free to sing happy birthday to me.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

Happy Birthday

crazy japanese guy gets busted drawing paedo tentical rape stuff and has a flounce

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

Moggy is a guy? Fuck, does that mean Jollyjack is gay?

Thank you.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

I'm not sure if it's a guy or a girl

but going off the rape pics there was a lot of penetration

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

私の尊敬する人の悪口を言うな！！！！！！

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

this translates as...

"Problems may be different. "

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)

It says 'who do you admire and say bad things about me'

I think your translator's on the blink. :P

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

I use..

This one.

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)

That makes sense then :D I use Google Translate; it seems the most comprehensive.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)

this one just throws bing into the mix,

then translates it a few more times than necessary,

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

For no discernible reason, it seems.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

No fucking idea mate, and I was here when it started.

And many happy returns! :D

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

Thank you!

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

Happy birthday then!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)

Thanks!

Oh shit, I'm almost 30

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)

oh shut up

some of us are getting closer to 40

:P

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)

I'd sing it, but can't afford the copyright fee.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)

Oh well, it's the thought that counts I suppose.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

happy birthday

turns out moggy was LS18's comedy paedo account

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)

I thought this for a while

but with less paedo

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)

I suppose it's a lot of effort to create an online back-story like that,

simply as a preacution in case you ever decide to flounce off a comedy website.

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

and ls18 didn't see that he did anything wrong

he honestly thought it was everyone else and not him trolling

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)

*prepares 10 years of back story for hastily created comedy account*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)

Well I guess there's an easy way to check that. Quick, someone tell a 9/11 joke.

Thanks.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)

What was the last thing to go through frank on the 40th floor of the WTCs mind?

the 41st floor

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)

Hahahahaha

This made me giggle like a school girl.

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Toucan
*Switches to harmonise and turns volume up to 11*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

This one is definitely the best. Thanks.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

That'll be 15.95 please.

The birthday police are on the case.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)

let me get this for you

*pays 15.95 yen*

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)

misunderstands

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:23, archived)

DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME!

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)

Happy bioday!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)

This one is not as good but thanks anyway.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

Well then happy birthday.

And may I just say your "HESTONS FUCKING STUPID IDEAS" is still a fave of mine.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)

Thanks, I love your stuff.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

giving b3ta the finger, japanese style

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

WOO!

it's still going! i've just been catching up on the weird shit i missed last night.
I was about to come and sing the witch is dead, the witch is dead, but, it seems she's not, she's threatening people to death.
I wonder if that'll cure my low grade hangover

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)

ning Real

I don't know about the hangover but I'm scared for my life :S

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

Just don't watch vhs tapes any time soon

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

7 days

o_O

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

Especially not Audition. Fuck...

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

well, i watched requiem for a dream last night

this has cheered me up no end

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

Mm, yesterday was a pretty bad day all round from what I can tell.

I just hope I'll be in the mood to do some uni work tomorrow, been putting it off all day.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:02, archived)

I miss all the parties.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)

Oh lordy

He/She attempted to perform ~~Harakiri~~ Hare Krishna on her finger?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

and then repeatedly reposted and deleted the image

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

real blood

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:59, archived)

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/journal/44642652/

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)

your weird

and im stoned

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

^ this

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

^this plus guiness

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

haha

next train to whiteyville...

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

Don't say that

I've just started on the red wine

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)

BOOM HEADSHOT

thats bad darts... i've been on the robinsons fruit juice all night, and thank christ, 'coz if i'd had a skinfull aswell as a lungfull and then come here to see this ^ fruit loop whinging about not being allowed to be a pedo i'd have certainly been shouting at my shoes

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

"shouting at my shoes" - haha, very evocative

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

i actually just read this as 'shouting at horses'

hahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

Funny what this heat can do to the ol' grey matter.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

lol

throwing rocks at the moon?

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

I'll have to try that next time I'm intoxicated. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

its not as good as it sounds

i've done it loads and ive never hit it. but i did throw a hot teabag at a Polish car valeter

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

Aww man :( it looks so easy too...

A few million miles away? Psh, I can piss that far.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)

moonraker

is a phrase i've been aware of since childhood via james bond movies but only recently discovered that it refers to those who try to rake the reflection of the moon from a body of water. suddenly everything makes sense.

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

hahhaaha

oh good lord

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

I think I'll go to bed soon

just watching the end of a DS9 first

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

Ive got a cunning plan

*sleeps/*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

This, but drunk rather than stoned

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

I wish I were drunk now :( hell, even a little bit tipsy!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

I recommend beer

And maybe some whiskey

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

or lighter fluid

unless you're a wanker. in which case meths.

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

I mainly stick to vodka; Stolichnaya being a favourite :)

However, I do enjoy the odd JD.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

Bourbon? Haven't tried one in years

No, me and my friends are complete whiskey snobs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

The Bourbon in my name originally referred to the biscuit kind.

I've tried bourbon whiskey once or twice, quite liked it, so now my name can be derived from both :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)

talisker

that is all.

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:55, archived)

have you not fucked off yet?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

You are bad people in the second.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

in the second?

I'm not the one drawing paedo tentical rape

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

...

I'm bad in the third.

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

fourth

(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

i'll take the fifth

merkin constitutional rights lol

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

What is there to misunderstand about someone who makes paedo rape pictures?

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

^{that they might be even more fucked up?}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

*cuts finger*

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

that's nothing, I gave my own leg a chinese burn

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

That's well fucked up, mate.

I banged my knee on the table this morning whilst listening to Cradle of Filth.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

fixed

I banged my knee on the table this morning whilst ~~listening~~ wanking to Cradle of Filth.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

You know me too well.

I mean uhh... shit...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

I got up out of a chair a bit too quick this evening, got a bit of a twinge,

while listening to Insane Clown Posse.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

My mate does that all the time. Fuckin' mental, he is.

The big one, long hair and a T-shirt with wolves on it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

i've got a blister on my f5 finger just keeping up with this shit

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

that's not a nice thought

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

that is why i typed it in _{^{little letters}}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

thanks it cushioned the blow

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4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

are they fantasising or exorcising demons?

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)

HELLO, OPERATOR? THIS SHIT IS ALL FUCKED UP!!

edit:wrong filename,oops

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

Tell him to order some extra ass meat sadwiches

/edit: well my reply seems to make even less sense now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

Here, I like that one a lot too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

Yup. Very marriedtothesea I think

Which is a good thing, of course

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

hahaha what?!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

Ordering some assmeat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

*joins queue*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)

I feel assmeat has a future in modern business.

No doubt it will join frogs as a staple commodity.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

Even after changing the picture, it makes little to no sense.

Kudos, my good man!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

Please, oh please.

I'm just a humble lurker, but will you not fuck off already.

I lurk therefore I am, but all of this oddness is not just a flounce. Its bloody weird and should be stopped.

Also, can it be milked?

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

nice lurkage

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

3 Months is nothing

Its been nearly 8 years... God I'm a cunt, laughing at all and giving nothing!

Yet I am proud of my Cuntness.

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

oh arse, i read it as 3 years, not months....

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:24, archived)

Okay...

You start drawing a load of paedo rape pictures, start cutting yourself and being like 'Oh woe is me', and it's OUR fault? Don't even fucking dare try and turn this one around, lady. You made this bed, you sleep in it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

I woke up

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

see! wake up sheeple!

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

*chortle*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)

I despair, I really do.

You're on your own.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)

I've been told I missed a top flouncing

Could you repeat that please?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

I predict this thread will be deleted in 3...2...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

Is it the year of the flounce or something?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

oh ...

FUCK OFF!
*cries*

kidding!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

tut head?

makes perfect sense

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

yea, like tut tut tut tut

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

that's the one

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:52, archived)

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