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# I see Gary's got cushy jobs for the rest of his family.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# i think i recognise the third one
but that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# From left to right, Tracy, Gary, Ken and Deirdre Barlow.
I thought all women watched Corrie?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# i don't watch any soaps
as they're all utter shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Does he always have a squint?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Definitely would
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] JC, one trick pony

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# what's jesus doing?
just hangin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Stop it,
You'll make him cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# he's already tense
always biting his nails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# It was bloody hard work sticking him back up there.
He wooden dare try and get back down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# if he gets nailed up any more
he'll just get increasingly hole-y
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Like Swiss cheese (us).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hallowed brie thy name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
# *Googles in a hurry* Umm... Edam and Eve?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# wel, if that's as gouda as you can do....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# We're all going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# i assumed as much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# It's all gone very religious very quickly around here
I'm surprised just how fast such a bunch of atheists could be turned.

I might suggest 'What Would The Anti-Christ Do?' followed by 'What Would Richard Dawkins Do?" just to maintain the Status Quo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# if my family is to be believed
the antichrist will be spending the evening sat at her computer, drinking cheap wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I hope your reply to that would be to spin your head 360 degrees and puke green pea soup at them!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# i'm not wasting my homemade soup
and it's pea and ham, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I haven't gotten round to my picture yet; I'll see if I can squeak it in tonight.
There WILL be an Athe-jism of monstrous proportions. -w-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Um, so that's news to you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# It's not his fault he's just very bad at Ikea DIY kits
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Worse carpenter ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# You're forgetting Karen
She was quite good at one bit but her talents thinned out near the end...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# joseph must have been so disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# "Mary fetch the claw-hammer, love. Jesus has nailed himself to the sideboard again!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha!
i am picturing this in my mind and it pleases me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# What we're looking at up there should be a wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Random
but oh well
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Separated.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# by wire
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# and otter udders
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# This could be the scariest thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# *drops pants*
You may now revise your statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Not the scariest, maybe the funniest though...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Ah, wrong pants
Right, I'll try again. This time with *my* pants.

Sorry about that, rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# *points*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Try going cross eyed..
and then stare at the centre of the image...

After a short while, an image of Jesus pops out! Woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
#
adjective
Proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# And they were born 13 years apart.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I'll stop being a cunt now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# What the fuck IS that lying on top of her hair?
Her Uterus?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I think that one's a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Nope, definitely a woman. Strictly speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# i thought it was a tequila worm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I guess it could be an anchovy.
Sorry, back to her uterus again
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# eeeeeewwwww
fuck the worm, i think i need the tequila now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I'll be raising a glass of Southern Comfort to Valin very shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# it'll have to be wine here, but i shall be toasting his memory too
i suggest we all do this at some point tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I certainly will.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I remember seeing him around here....
:( cheers Valin
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at your two mums?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Help, It's the Hair Blair Bunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Who is she?
I recognise Spector, haven't got a scooby about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# The
Dutchess of Alba, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Dear god what a hideous creature
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I have the sudden urge to go and get a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# A badly-packed kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Thriller!!
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Jesus would write a newsletter full of cut price internet lols
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue500/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# bloody hell, didn't know about Valin
so long chap, see you on the other side :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# oh no me either, that's awful news
i always new a post was his even before his name came up, his animations had a certain valinism to them if you know what i mean

poor valin :( seemed like a nice chap too
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I know what you mean
"Yes, my dear, that's a genuine Valin, you can tell by the jitter."

bye mate

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Aww poor Valin his gifs will live on.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Dang
I knew he was ill, but not that ill... A shame, the board won't be quite the shame without his weirdness.

So long, you crazy, crazy loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# ^this
gutted :`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# poor chap
was looking at his animated gifs earlier - he did some lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# oh shit, really?
he always seemed a nice sort. and like sock said, you could spot his gifs a mile off
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Dreadful news.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Oh no :(
Rest easy fella, God bless
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
Seconded, thirded and foutherered. Very sad news.
I love this one of his:
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# That's a real downer.
Bye chap. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Terrible news
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# News to me too.
Poor guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# terrible news...so sad
the cancer must have been well under way when he first discovered it.RIP Valin....you'll be missed .....hard to believe I just typed that.....was expecting him to show up any day :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Blimey
RIP chap
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Sad news.
Some nice work on his page as well. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# never really knew him
i think we were on different shifts, but i always caught some random gifs at time. tis a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# aaaw man...sad news :(
R.I.P Valin, he was a smashing chap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# shit thats sad news
he was a real part of this place
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# as is nicely shown by the comments
I love b3ta, its heart is always in the right place. *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I will miss you my friend. This is a sad day in b3ta for sure. :'(
I was worried when he didn't answer my last gaz. I love you man! o/

ironically enough, this gif is called "Valin's Lost"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I am sure there are internets in heaven, so I wish Valin the best there
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Shit a brick sorry
I wouldn't have posted straight over the newsletter had I known.

Rest in peace matey. Always with us I hope
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# oh fuck, i had no idea!
lovely chap and a complete mental, he will be very much missed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Oh, no.
Goodnight, sweet prince, master of the mind-melting, synapse-frazzling headfuck. I'll miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# i didn't even know he was ill :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell.
Here's to you, Valin. Keep it weird.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's sad,
RIP fella, I'll miss your mad gifs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# shall raise a glass to valin tonight
sadly missed, fella
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I've already started and just done so while looking at his gifs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Ah man.
I am genuinely fucking gutted. I really liked Valin. I honestly never once saw him say an unkind word about anyone. I was always pleased to see him on here.
I wish I'd had the sensitivity to realize exactly how sick he was. He was always so matter-of-fact about it though, he made it sound like it was no big deal.
Bye Valin, thanks for the laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Aw no, that's sad news :(
Always loved his gifs, and he seemed like a proper nice chap. RIP.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Sleep well, Valin.
And thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Terrible news:( R.I.P Valin
he will be very much missed.
(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Terrible news
Loved Valin and his work. He was usually the only one to reply to my crap attempts at posting and we would have some mindless banter often about FUDGE! Really upset to discover this news and has quite shaken me as he came across as really nice bloke. I hope he knew how much he was loved by everyone here
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# damn, that sucks
rip
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# :'(.......no more FUDGE bro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I loved the FUDGE
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# i think he would want us to FUDGE on
also: hello

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Tahkcalb's got some good FUDGE too....... Bring it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
#


www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eTq8ErUOQ
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# he sent me the fudge head.Valin gifs will live on
(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Awwwwww, FUDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Damn. I wondered if I'd ever meet him. I think he was another Northern Californian.
This thing we call life is but a thin and fragile thread.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Rest in piece, you lovely nutcase
This place will be much poorer without you
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# That's awful :(
RIP chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Truly bad news.
All the good ones are going much too early. RIP, Valin, and twitch on wherever you may be!
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Friday saved yet again.
Cheers Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Oh no, Valin ? :(
Valin ? :( Genuinely gutted.

Play em out you crazy diamond.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# :`D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# gonna miss his crazy faces :(
Rob, I know we don't do stuff like this, but how about a posthumous FP?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I was just thinking the same.
Would be appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# a nice idea


gets my vote, very valin
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Lovely idea
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/53827/pic
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# My personal fav is pickin' and gurnin' :D
*clicks again*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Me too!
Cheers Valin and thanks for the laughs.
(twattybanjo, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I'd love to see this one FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# that would be so fitting...
and honour his contributions to the board...all in favour say aye!"aye"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Hell yeah!
I mean 'aye!'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# A most definite "Aye"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Yup
I mean, aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# o/ aye!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# AYE AYE
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# aye aye
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# aye!"aye"
(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Oyez
Sometimes I hate finality.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# yeah, deffo
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# How about a b3ta wake?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# this this and this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Please make this happen now
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# RIP Valin
You were a sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# RIP fella :( genuinely gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I want a silver after eight gun carriage
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# The gun carriage never sold
He listed it at 14.99 and then at 9.99, no bids.

Drop them a line and make 'em an offer. I would, but I have already got 6 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# RIP Valin.
Shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Also, Woo Yay Houpla Panowie for the 500th Newsletter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Bye old mate. So sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Has anyone checked
any of the old Argos codes?
(Stephen Fry sucking off Mr. Tea, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# haha I was just thinking about that
Imagine placing the order and the poor warehouse monkey going into the dusty, uncharted, cobwebby bowels of the stockroom to retrieve a silver after eight gun carriage
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Rip Valin
Speechless :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# :(
/sparks one up for Valin
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Oh, how awful about Valin.
I've only just been in a position to be able to come back here with any semblance of regularity, and didn't even know he was ill :( He was always so very kind and made thoughtful replies even when more thought went into the reply than the original post. So sad.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I had no idea
as I've not been on here as much as I used to, but RIP Valin, always raised a chuckle and will be missed for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Rip Valin
gutted to hear the sad news
: (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# The world has just become a little bit sadder!
He used a couple of my tracks for his animations and giffed me as well. Lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Scally!
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# haha
I predict a newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He's made it to the semi-finals....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Wow I never realised how fit Jesus was! ;)
He can save me anytime.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus Jobs!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# arf!
well i liked it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Yay thank you!
I was starting to feel sad :)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Wooo.
Thin and a tan thrown in.
(Wize, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Kat's smiling is cute XD
Aww :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
#
smiling skimpy top
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Averts eyes.
Behind so will catch up later.
Pre-emptive woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# If I now reply, is this like crossing the streams?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Hey Duke!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Woo!
Good stuff as always..
Though I think HappyToast may be disappointed that there wont be much more fatty wanking...
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# This is the internet.
There will always be fatty wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# true.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I heard you couldn't accept yourself evil.
Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# him/her/it again...
b3ta.com/board/10571130
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# exactly
I don't mind the extra entertainment, but WTF
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
lovely anim!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I think she needs to...
...change her medication again and find something that works.
(Wize, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# All that fat went to his eyebrows.
You see, the epidermic irritation is the feeling of the fat being transferred from his body to his weetabix livitators, causing some form of quasi eyebrow singluarity, causing a tingle that's...

Oh I've gone crosseyed.

In other news my cat's developed a fetish for rubbing herself all over everyone's shoes. Stupid cat.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# *Bugger King?

*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
*Clicks Hard*!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# haha
He does enjoy a whopper...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Perfect!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# O_O -scary!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# nicely done.
listen to this (shortly after 3:50)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15246859
and tell me he doesn't say 'fisted'.

although the point is surely whether there were any dodgy dealings going on. not whether he does men, which basically doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha, sounds like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus & Spong would do the Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# *pisses himself laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
#
you've managed to make his expression even creepier!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Still think he looks a bit like Chump meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# "hello. we're campaigning for the chump manbear party!
have you though how you'll vote?"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Grargh Argh Grargh Grargh Muargh!
Or Labour.


Edit: And he's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Vote Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The beattiefication of Jesus...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I just broke me 'I like this' button.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I want to go up those stairs!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# David Ike is up there eating on hs own, thinking about what he has done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Happy clappy meals all round
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Superb shop Moleypoo!!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Widen the FP for this now!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# looks just like the maccyD's in swansea!
well the one on the kingsway, i wouldnt know i dont go in there at all
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] turning water into a line
(jibberish, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] What Should Jedward Do
(jibberish, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# they can talk,
look at the fucking state of them
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Big Fish Enterprises.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this announcement was deliberately timed to coincide with the compo


Original
(twattybanjo, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Anti Landing Craft
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Look DD tanks
I knew miller was fukken lying.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
The Power and the gory
For ever and ever
Amen
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Wheeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Look at him go!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# This Spring collection is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
#
much aceness..
(jibberish, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Good to know I wasn't the only one that thought the design was wank
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# i likes the swishy one that looked like a billowing sail
this one is a bit shit and simplistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# He's lost all control.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Silence! ......Stop laughing at me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Don't know what's going on here, but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Havoc!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Impressive.
How many miles per gallon does it do?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# 0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Best ever
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Oliver Letbin
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Bonus Letbin
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Oliver Letbin left his letters in a London litterbin
tonguetwistertastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# but is it being emptied EVERY WEEK!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
*bites tongue trying*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice expression as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Haha, he's the toriest tory of them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# That is a bold statement
I really can't decide which one I'd like to repeatedly punch in the face the most.

Normally it's Gideon, but everyday seems to turn up a new challenger to the title
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# It really is a difficult call
Gideon's never far from my punching thoughts, but there's Dave and Gove and Boris and Letwin, Hunt, Lansley and Hammond....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# You really would be spoilt for choice,
perhaps a punching rota would be in order?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# A fine idea
with enough of us we could set up a never-ending cycle of tory punching.

"Oi, Letwin, you dropped this"
"Hey Gideon, you like cuts? Try this uppercut."
"Big Society Dave? How's about a big snookerball in a sock?"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# doesn't he know ANYTHING?
You're supposed to tear the briefcase in half first
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Not funny but...


This is definitely what he'd actually do...
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Fraction big. Simple but effective.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
#
Yeah, it felt a bit big, but if it was much smaller the logos of HBOS, Lloyds and RBS would be too small to see, I think.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# First rule of B3ta clubs - Humour before ability.
Second rule of B3ta clubs - If you could put the chair back where you found then when you first came in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hah, I would pay good money to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Quality. *Clck*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Haha
also, this reminds me, I wanted to make a pic with this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)

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