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# A good day for requestes yesterday....
'Kitty Fantastico' started the ball rolling with Mark Gatiss and Montgomery Clift
Todays 'Rose between two Thorns' is Margot Kidder because I think she is lovely and would, given the chance..

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:23, archived)
# This was followed by 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' saying....
"A good day for classic Hollywood stars tomorrow: Montgomery Clift See Above), Jean Arthur and Rita Hayworth.
And last but not least, todays 'Thorn between two Roses' is Bourbon Fox with It's my birthday tomorrow!" :D

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:24, archived)
# i was just jokingly thinking 'is that fellow with the ears bourbon fox?'
and it is o.O

The disgusting furry! I bet he's rogering a musclebound horse-man off shot too!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha! XD
But you knew I had that hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# I'm really liking todays. Damn good job!
Peter Boyle and George C. Scott, and you just have to do Klaus Kinski, because he's fucking mental.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Seconding Klaus Kinski here!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# you 'would' everyone :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:33, archived)
# This is nearly true...
I do draw the line at people like Maggie Thatcher, dead people and especially dead people like Maggie Thatcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
# He "has" everyone.
Including Thatcher, which is why he get defensive about it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Awesome Tanya Roberts on Saturday WB. Many thanks. JCVD in his prime tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# No capes!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)
# fantastic!
did you know he did his lines for the incredibles in days compared to months for the other characters :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# probably bin dun, or similar.
(Yog Sogoth, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Uhhhh yeah, you should probably link this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# probably not i'm guessing
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Why thank you, I am so glad this will be the last image I see before I go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)
# what interesting dreams you'll have
:D

nite nite

edit: actually, me too

nite all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I'm guessing you were feeling to lazy to search around on the internet for source images and just decided to use what you already had on your hard drive.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# yeah
way too lazy for all that googling stuff....just My Documents\My Pictures.
(Yog Sogoth, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)
# NSFW!!!
FAQ FAQ FAQ
(Testicles just for you, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# you mean...
FWAP FWAP FWAP?
(Yog Sogoth, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# We really need some mods around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# STOVEPIPE HAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Oh thank god. GUYS, OVER HERE, I'VE FOUND ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# well go on then, do mod stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# STOVEPIPE HAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)
# IF YOU'RE REALLY A MOD THEN WHY DON'T YOU STOVEPIPE HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 5:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)
# STOVEPIPE HAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Christ
Now do the Little Miss version
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# that would just lead to
more people fwapping
(Yog Sogoth, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# cock + balls + ass = GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# On the edge there, Yoggy old stick.

I'd call it fair, but then I'm a gayshifter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# hahaha
sudden pregnancy of horror.
(Yog Sogoth, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# Slut!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Well, if you liked that...

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Here's my version motherfucker...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Oooops!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Revenge!!! =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# miso horney
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# fuck off cunt chops before the 9/11 jokes come out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 7:57, archived)
# So, you've understood
the suggestions and requests to change it to a link, and decided to ignore them.

You shouldn't be posting here, you haven't understood what this place is.

(username failed moderation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:52, archived)
# ewwww, link LINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I love this wee guy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Is this a penis which I see before me,
The shaft toward my hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Retro sci-fi, FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Why is that robot wearing a fedora?
Or is it a trilby, I can never tell.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Because it's 1950. And robots didn't ahve enough dexterity to wear anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# fucking shitty robots!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Good for nothing. Even handjobs hadn't been invented yet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:50, archived)
# grr! *shakes fist in a futile manner*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# There'd be no friction to it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Apropos of nothing...
Woo! the new Viz is on-line! 2 weeks before it hits the shelves in that archaic "paper" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# This is what live action futurama would look like
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# that has called up fabulous mental images
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# in which case, I'll say "phwoar"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# They come in peace.
And in FUCKing noisy places too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
# In the future, there's smiling hippos.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)
# I DID PICTUIRES I REMEBHER HERE


Click for bigger (53 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Haha, this reminds me of that time Mortal Wombat's grandad died.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# And the time we spent hours with an xray machine pointed at his crotch through the window!
How we laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# LOL!
My Grandad has been prescribed codeine for his loose bowels and his leg.
Because he keeps shitting all over his gammy leg.
LOL!!!!!!111!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Could you say that he is shitting his leg off?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# may as well be.
Hull City Council have pissed tons of money up the wall on him, they bought him an Adjustmatic bed, he leaves it unplugged to save on the leccy.

He has the emergency doctor out 3 times a week, but he's not deemed enfeebled enough to go in a home.
Cue my parents driving a 140 mile round trip twice a week to tend to him.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Sorry if this is unduly harsh, but why not just shoot the cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Biggest LOL of the week.
Clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Not allowed near guns.
Just in case *it* happens again.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I wasn't trying to be funny.
He's a huge burden on everyone and doesn't seem to be tremendously popular with the family.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# ah, I see Rob's point now
;)
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Just saying, if my family all hated me and I was doing nothing but drain resources,
I wouldn't have a problem with being shot in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Fairly certain he'll off himself in the next year or so.
Can't keeping shitting yourself on purpose without there being repercussions.

I'm sorry but taking a load of arse clogging drugs isn't going to stop a diet of beans on toast every meal of the day having some form of impact on your system.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Hang on, he's shitting himself on purpose?
Is he mentally unwell?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Not according to his GP and the Physiatric Nurse who met him.
He's just 'silly old grandad' when anyone else is around.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Windeaze might be a little better...
If not for him, the people around him.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Grind 'em up, snort em, It's a rush!
Although if it is that loose, just drunk it like a milkshake.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# lactose intolerant the old giffer is.
I'd be more worried about him but he's put us through hell since my nan died.

Tip: Grandad's have a 45% chance of turning into Albert Steptoe once your grandma dies.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# That is childish and puerile and the BEST thing on here in months!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# yay for SSG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# man i didn't realise i had so many images saved here
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# *hurriedly draws*


ITS A ELLYFUNT LOL 3===D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i remember doing this, i had drunk a lot of gin

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# needless to say i thought it was the best thing i had ever done at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# until i later went for a poo which then became the best thing i'd ever done.
for the record, doing a poo while out of your mind on gin is massively inspiring
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# pfft......I once had a poo out of my mind on acid
I'll never forget it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I just hope you didn't listen to it.
Shit works for The Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# it was outside on the ground
remember looking back at it in total awe
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# The concept of acid has always intrigued me.
I can't say I'd go right ahead and try it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# early trips were always touch and go/borderline insanity
later came the pure experience of the beauty of everything...........everything!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I guess I can't comment on drugs much...
I don't even smoke standard ciggies, weed, anything.

But yeah, I've heard of some lovely trips, but some fucking awful ones too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# http://www.buyresearchchemicals.co.uk/
all legal :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# seeing grown men trembling and crying (a few times)....
...can be quite scary.Guess it's not suitable for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# In all fairness I've seen people do that from booze
LIGHTWEIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I have but I was only 17, so...
Plus it was totally valid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# true...we've all "been there done that"........booze has an innocent glossy facade...
underneath it's quite evil....as anyone who's ever overdosed will testify to.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# We still talking about booze? If so, definitely.
I never really get totally wasted; just tipsy is fine for me; I never like being more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I'll drink to that :D
just a wee one though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I mean, I got fairly tipsy last night, not to the point of where I didn't know what I was doing.
The rest of this week will be a challenge, birthday tomorrow and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# you doing acid...
never would I have linked those two things :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# It's a hell of an experience isnt it?
That feeling of 'letting go' and closing your eyes the nnot being sure if you're actually on a toilet and panicking and opening your eyes to check and being sat on the toilet and thinking whew and getting lost in the experience and closing your eyes and then worrying that you're not actually on the toilet and panicking and opening your eyes and....
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# And also the poop massages your prostate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha....that sums it up perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# GWAAAAARRGH!
That's bloody frightening XD

And I shall have to try that one; not much of a gin drinker; more a vodka and brandy kinda guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I love this
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# whoah there is an elephant in my collection!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Haha! He's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahahah! fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# It's just... beautiful
*wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# nice
Makes me think of Beefheart liner note artwork
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# oh crap
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# This
is why I come to this board.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Hey are you some kind of intellectual?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# classically trained intellectual no less
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU GRONKPAN!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Such a wonderful time for old friends
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# 'lo Gobby
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# the BEAUTIFUL flowerpot, everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# *Eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# *enhurgles*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# hey steady on i'm not that kind of girl
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# I never did find out what a hollerback girl is
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# my legs r killin me,
i dun the cardiff half marathon today and somehow it wus all uphill :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I finally got it! Yay!
I thought the wheelie bin had a life of it's own. It was all a joke. I'm a little bit slow you know.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# The wheelie bin does have a life of its own
but that's another story
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I can see it. Rolling around with it's big lid clomping away, scaring all of the children.
And masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# NOW THIS IS B3TA
could do with more WIDE EYES and tentacles though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Speaking of which, any bets on what Moggy's next picture will be?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I don't know for certain
but I suspect it'll involve zombie girl nurse (who is 50 or something... ) being multiteamed by JJ characters
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Hello. I'm afraid I have no image for you.
Any mods on tonight? If so, could /talk borrow one for a minute? We've got a bit of a spastic problem.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# here, have this charming image I found


and yes, any mod about.... what he said
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I also found these





(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# wtf?
How did this get ignored?
What a bunch of cunts, this place is going to the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# hey dude, awesome!
this wins
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Hot Christ, that's immense.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
Rumble Fish
Photoshop CS2 GIF output options, how to avoid horrible banding while keeping file byte size down?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Oh, that reminds me of an image I once did. I will post that now.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# bravo, sir
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Mind if I squeeze this in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] *peas along late*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# what the heckity heck is that about
is Mortal Wombat performing the world's greatest flounce or is it a genuine code fuck up?

Also, report site problems via this b3ta.com/mailus/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# From the look of it it's a massive flounce
It'd be an odd code fuck up to post each word of a sentence in a new thread, and then post whatever the sweet fuck all that was (his profile?) two or three times.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# It is the year of the flounce isn't it?
He should have done it properly though and just posted Wikipedia entries.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# It seems to be a page full of bile and hate
In other words. The usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# He does this all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# you're doing shit retarded things deliberately to make people fed up of you,
then take the mick when people are fed up of you? what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# he's being a massive spastic
well, more so than usual.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# /board doesn't need mods,
We're all nice sensible none bullying people...

now fuck off back to talk you mong!
(please note that is ironic)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I'M A MOD
Gaz me 500 quid and I'll arrange to have Wombat killed for you. For a small additional fee I can have his whole family killed too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# So this is how the NHS tops up its money
Good to know
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# talk users in 'can't find ignore button' shocker
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# just keep taking the piss out of my dying dad
i'm sure i'll calm down
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Shouldn't you be mopping his brow or something rather than flouncing on the internets?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Sorry, you were a massive cunt long before you told us your dad was dying and expected us to care.
Stop trying to be the victim.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i said i hoped your dad DOESNT die
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Having an ignore button isn't an excuse for being a pointless wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Yeah, you can be as much of a prick as you like because there's an ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# if we ignored you, there would be no /talk because it removes your threads but does not add older threads
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# fuck, he's broken AGAIN?
*fetches toolbox*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Haha!
Oops
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I REMEMBER HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# GOBBY!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# everyone in /talk seems to be behaving as they normally do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Furious rotatowank!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Twinned with the town of Splaschentwat Grosstung, Bavaria.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Yeah, that's the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# A mong on /talk?
Well, such a thing I never thought I'd see. This truly is the end of days.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I'll put this here...
...because it belengs here XD don't ask I have no idea.

Click for bigger (45 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFHzTCa3Pz8
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# lol
I saw that the other week, mental channel.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# It's my go-to place whenever I'm drunk. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# This is great.
Are you drunk? I'm quite drunk :)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# so am i
i'm goi8ng to watch bill and ted now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# not yet
I hope to be later tough.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# ... says weedy German
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Lionel Richie reaches for some yummy roof-thatch from witch's cottage
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# well, fuck me!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# off to watch my film now, mr. giant hand.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I won't ask what that is : P
'night
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# It's purportedly Bill and Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# yes but..
1 or 2? I liked theFaith no moretrack from the soundtrack, Will have to find the tape now...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# man on acid tries to eat the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Aha! Maybe it's Jimi Hendrix saying "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# You've forgotten to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Is it still real photo sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# swans are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Would you like to elaborate on this opinion?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# having been chased around lake windermere
for the flake from my ice cream, i feel fully justified in calling swans cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# The jury is out on this
Why you fled with your flake, and didn't instantly surrender it to such obvious avian dominance, may be considered
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# it was a fantastic ice cream
i wasn't giving any part of it up to some feathery pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# If he'd chased you onto land then technically he was just a thief.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# yes he was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Or a potential rapist.
You don't know he was after the flake.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Or a raider, especially if he also looted, raped and pillaged
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Technically he'd be a robber
Given the use of force!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# They are deceivingly tasty.
They are like big chickens!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# The queens favourite meal is swan nuggets with chips.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I think the correct reply was- Neck swans great.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Correct reply is correct
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# They can break a mans dick, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Only if you don't buy then dinner first.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# so can i
but you don't see me boasting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# apart from now
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Oh yeah? how are you gonna break my dick over the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# give me time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# and a BAN-HAMMER
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I'd stick my neck out and say yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# needs more snap-back wibble
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# you know what, it was gonna have that...
Then psp crashed royally on me just as I got to the final frame, so I thought "balls" it can live as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Oh and its graceful enough to not have to wobble.
/excuse off
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# sheeeit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I think it's really broke....
Every time I go to use the clipboard now it crashes....

A re-boot might fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# snap-back wibble might fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# yes, YES!
a little wibble goes a long way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I can think of a few uses for that
I tried a wibble, but my wibble is sub par..

T'is not a good wibble
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Wibble needs work
but it's a snap-back start
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# I'm not good at wibbles at all, still learning all this stuff,
*edit* wibble mk2.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# what version of PSP -- is it 8?
I am running 8 on Windows 7 and it's really buggy. It is a bit more stable if i disable themes, aero and terminal services.

The worst thing is the cropping tool. a click and drag causes the whole app to crash and burn. Most everything else is the screen redraw -- I am sure it all has something to do with the shitty on-board Nvidia card.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# It was 8 til a recent re-start, I was having the same stability issues iin windows 7...
This is PSP X4, I didn't like the X interface originally but now I know where everything is its quite easy to use, still using jasc animation shop for the final giffing though, frame by fecking frame, really need to learn adobe whatsitflashiture, it would save a lot of work.

One solve I had for the stability was to turn all the visual styles off in the control panel, as it drops to basic mode when you launch it, I thought that might be causing a lot of problems, I must say I did find it more stable with the visual styles off.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Great, that's another one for my series "Uses of swans' necks"
1) Wiping your bottom on
2) Wrapping presents

Soom I'll have enough to write a book
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# don't publish it for puffin
they're swan sympathisers, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I'd get it proof read before you send it off though love!
/patronisation
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# hahahaha
man i love this. would make an epic 8 bit video game boss.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] He didn't even say grace


(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Some people are never satisfied.
At least he doesn't have athletes foot. Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# how effect is using your own hair to wash someones feet
any how?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
#
If you wore a wig you could take it off and use it like a dishcloth. That would probably do a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# I remember that episode,
Thats that slag that thought it was a good idea to host an evening with a PVC maids outfit on.... sweating into all the food,

Fancy treating Jesus like that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah
she should have wore the PVC nuns outfit

www.b3ta.com/board/10571150
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The obligatory pedophile priests joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# But not in THAT way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# ok, FILM TIME!
what should i watch? the choices are:
bill and ted's bogus journey
bottom 3: hooligan's island
tremors 4: the legend begins
the boneyard
thirteen ghosts
survival of the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Bottom is always good, but I'd go for Bill and Ted.
Unless you're in a horror-ey(?) mood. Then pick something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# not in a horror mood, strangely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I have an urge to watch district 9 again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i'm going to see contagion on friday
my sis is taking me for my birthday. we're going in the gallery, which means comfy couches and free nachos and chocolates :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# BILL AND TED!
ive been listening to the soundtrack for the first one a lot recently, and i might watch it meself
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# this seems to be the consensus
i love the film version of god gave rock and roll to you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Titanc 2: The Klumps
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# pfff!
anything titanic-related causes family guilt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Your family are icebergs?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# no
my great uncle was captain of the titanic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# trufax?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# yep
on my mother's side of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# madness.
pretty good claim to fame though :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# my mum's side are mainly mariners
one of my family apparently named ormskirk, it was a captain orme, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Oooh
My great great great grandfather helped cause the charge of the light brigade and grandad dropped a torpedo on the Bismark.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# my uncles sell cars
they're helping to contribute to global climate change
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Jesus you need a better DVD collection!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# i've got over 100 DVDs
those are the ones i feel like watching tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Oooo it's on the telly right this minute!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# i'm watching independence day
for obvious reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# ooo, new series of river cottage!
back in an hour....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# He'll just be making something free and weird....
Otter spunk soup or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# nah, it's all veggie stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# haha :D
You'll need a Stannah Stairlift to get to the top of that mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# What did he thee?
He Thora flying saucer!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# You know, he looks just like Jenson Button
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Sunday TJ
I'm selling this if anyone is interested:



With two additional Canon LP-E4 batteries, two LensCoat socks, and a Magic Lantern Guide. I can keep it covered by my Platinum CPS cover for the indefinite future as well, so if it get's any knocks it's repair is sent to the front of the queue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# My jaw just dropped but I think I have enough cameras
or are you just selling the box ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Ha!
Box, and receipts

It's an awesome camera, but once you've got your mittens on 1D series bodies, there is no going back
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I could only dream but my Nikon D70 and D90 are more than enough for this noob
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# RPS is shit. Give it up.

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Tuesday should be interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# ?

bought a new cam with/for my mum last Friday. A Nikon superzoom. Some would call it blasphemy, but it's a really nice cam for its size.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# The bridge and the compact cameras have really come along
there's no longer the snobbery of owning a DSLR
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Indeed
But they're still a bit slow for my taste. I'm talking reaction speed to the shutter.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# He's pretty certain about this:
www.canonrumors.com/

Full frame at last on that burst rate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# That's a lot of megapixelses
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# 35mm sensor too that's a lot of resolution
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Yummy!
I'm still torn between a megazoom bridge-type camera, or finally taking the step to a proper DSLR...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# What's realistically going to be framed and on your living room wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Neither, I don't print out my photos (usually)
It's an annoying choice : the flexibility and compactness of a megazoom, or the superior image quality of a DSLR...

Mind you, I've managed to sell some of the pics I've taken on my little DSC-W1 compact (as stock images).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Wow
That's unusual, the vast majority of desk top editors and photo agencies don't buy anything taken on micky mouse cameras for obvious reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# You're not my boss are you? He uses the phrase "mickey mouse" about 5 times a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Hard not to have the phrase creep into your language
with some of the people I work with a few days a week
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I'll swap you for my old medium format film cameras
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hasselblads or is it just the way you walk?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Ma-mamiya
That was a terrible pun
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I've been thinking about getting a proper camera.
I know shit all about them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# A quick google just made me suck the air past my teeth.
I think that one is out of my price-range.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# How about we all club together and buy it? I'll have it on tuesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Holy freholy!
I don't think I've ever spent that much money in one lump on anything other than a car or a house!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
# i don't take pics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# You could always start.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# nah, i'm not the photo-taking type
i don't even like music videos, with the exceptions of thriler and aerosmith's pink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# fifty quid and a Leeds Rhinos poster.

I'll Gaz my address when you accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Would.
If only I lived someplace near Britain.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Just do it.


Click for bigger (274 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Don't you mean, "No-one commented on atdotdash's lols"?
Get it right Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)
#


...EDIT: and it's atdotslash, not atdotdash!
get it right! nya nhy nyah nya NYAAAAhhhhh....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Ooooh I don't like sad kitten pics
Please make the kitten happy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# /links saves the day!
jelly.b3ta.com/links/693458
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Just hollah if you need any more fluffeh
I've got it coming out of the wazoo at the moment. Although there are downsides. I thought I saw Mommy cat poo through it's mouth, only to realise she had eaten kitten poo and was being sick.
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Another fat-necked Jesus!
They must be in season.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Jesus was a break-dancer.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned or depicted that these past few days
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# i like fat-necked men
all the better to hold the weight of my thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# And the beard...
gives you something to HANG onto!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# atdotslashdotatdotslashdotatdotslashdotatdotcom
atdotcom
atdotcom
dot.. dot.. dot.. dotcom
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] "this'll fuck their shit RIGHT up!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# heathen! (is that plural for 'heath'?)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)
# i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Hamstead and Chadwell
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# 10 seconds later...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# (s)he certainly wasn't trying very hard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# They were rude to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# 20 seconds later...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# this keeps getting better and better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Or perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Haha, was inevitable =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Arf!
(Fluffster, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# we'll have nun of this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# But....
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I didn't know Carol Decker was an atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# of course she is
they pushed her too far....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Oh, she believes alright.
But after "China In Your Hand" she was barred from the Kingdom of Heaven for all eternity.
Quite a merciful punishment really, considering the grotesque enormity of the transgression.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Teehee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Super thread
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# agreed!
I'm a better man for seeing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Look, just imagine Obi is animated, ok...


Click for bigger (60 kb)


In support of the Shit at Photoshop Brotherhood
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# am I the only one tho thinks that "nutrino" sounds like some kind of fizzy fruit drink
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Seems like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# kurt whaler and the neutrino five
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I prefer this non-animated version of the meme
Make people's brains work for their laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY NEUTRINOS
Little bastards swan around for FIFTY FUCKING YEARS pretending to be totally massless but, oh no, the hussies were hiding little pot bellies. Less than an electron volt between the three of them but oh, that's enough. Enough for them to change flavour between the Sun and the Earth. Filthy liars. FILTHY TRANSGENDER FUCKING LIARS. And suddenly the Standard Model's dead, isn't it? Little fucking bastards. Fucking shitty bints. And now we find that there are probably STERILE FUCKING NEUTRINOS polluting everything! Fucking shitty massive sterile neutrinos. CUNTS. At least one species of them. Perhaps more. FUCKING SHITTY CUNTS.

And now. Oh, NOW! Breaking the speed limit, are they? While being fucking massive?

WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?


Absurdly, this is my 7th most popular post on B3ta, ever. b3ta.com/board/10547717 Three of the others are challenge suggestions, one is a suggestion that b3ta have an "ignore challenge entries" button from back in my asshole days, and the last is the picture I've rewhored more than any other
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Haha
I thoguht I recognised that as I was reading it! Fucking shitty neutrinos ¬¬

How do you view your own popular posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Go to search at the top of the page
they've got an option "your own posts ... (by popularity)". It doesn't tell you how many people clicked, which is one of the few things saving my fragile self-esteem.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Ah right
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# YEAH! I mean, fuck that shit!
SERIOUSly!!
(Roxon, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)
# fucking shitty neutrinos
as if we didn't have enough trouble in life without fucking NEUTRINOS - the least fucking important particle in the entire fucking standard model, i mean come the fuck on, we always thought they were massless and almost never bothered having anything to do with the rest of us - fucking NEUTRINOS trying to chuck their weight around. first they turn out to HAVE some fucking weight to chuck around which was a big fucking shock, let me tell you, and then they turned out to chuck it around FASTER THAN MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT WHICH DEFINITELY SPENT A LOT OF FUCKING TIME ON THE ATKINS DIET.

seriously. fucking shitty neutrinos.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# fucking shitty Einstein
Stating that nothing can travell faster than light
well what about neutrinos on steroids eh...thats maybe why they've put on weight
I bet they didn't drug test them cheating neutrinos
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Sterile neutrinos ?

Have the been neutrinered ?

Yep, jokes as bad as the image.........
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# sunday :)
(herman:D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
#


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(herman:D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# needham lakes suffolk


Click for bigger (152 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I hope that was a zoom
I'd never risk getting that close to those buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# evil fuckers
had one of those bastards chase me around lake windermere for the flake off my ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# haha
it was probably the same fucker that nearly took my finger off last week when we were feeding the ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# possibly
but they're all evil. i say kill them and use their necks for wiping your arse with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# haha, how apt, I've just set 96 dildos and vibrators rendering
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# As one typically does on a sunday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# A reduction from the usual 150+ on weekdays
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# i am never accepting your offer of an omelette
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Would you accept my offer of a self assembly omlette?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# possibly
can you get them from ikea?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Very wise
Most of his mushrooms are made of stone. Only one of them is a genuine juicy phallus.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# yeah
i'd break my teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
hope it's alright to pea compo entry here :)


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# It is alright when the entry is this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
# d'awww :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Haha! Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# To be fair, he's not Batman.
Even that Black Grape song says so.
(xaer0mancer, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Your cock seems to have a bit of fungus growing on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] hell awaits

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
good ole onion
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Not wide enough!
Only joking - fab as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# that's the complaint I get from the wife ;o(
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Bring her in contact with Jesus
He at least has proper wood.
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# haha!
This is a great series. Deserves a stunning soundtrack:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKWESt5qkvY
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha. I also love the half man half biscuit version in 'footprints'
One night, a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonged to him, and the other to the Lord. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand, and he noticed that many times along the path of his life, there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life. This really bothered him, and he questioned the Lord about it: “Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would walk with me all the way. Yet I have noticed during the most troublesome times of my life, there’s only one set of footprints. I don’t understand why, when I needed you most, you would leave me.”

The Lord replied: “My precious precious child, I love you, and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, that must have been when I was appearing on… Junior Kickstart… Junior Kickstart…”
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] JHC Carpentry


Click for bigger (220 kb)
There you go squire, no chav looter is gonna smash up your shop.
(champagnerocker, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# and he supplies his own nails
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Who would have thought Jesus had such a chunky neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Just a Sunday mess about.


I blame Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Eye Caramba!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# KAWAII DESU NE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Thank you i think
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# :D You're welcome.
By the way, did you see that link Mogs posted over at /links the other day?

Yeah, she was there. And it was disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I watched about
15 deconds of it...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I watched the whole hting through.
I hope I don't end up dead in 7 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# It reminded me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve0XrTiFiwo
only not as good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Nice :D
Reminds me a lot of Jam Svankmajer's work.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmx5EG03oA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Yeah the Svankster is good
I like making stop motion myself. Only trouble is I'm no good at making puppets or models so have to improvise with household objects and the like!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# stop motion is for winners :)
I'm in the process of working on a video now.. got such a lot to do on it though. Slow slow slow.

Have you seen The Secret Life of Tom Thumb? awesome headfuckery of a lovely thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# For me it's just a case of lack of programs.
I'm really good at Flash, but the only times I've ever had it were trials. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I found that link hilarious
but then I'm a wronger.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I'd hate to see her eyes widen in surprise.
They would probably turn inside out and swallow the head.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Look into my eyes...
....don't look around the eyes. 3-2-1, you're under!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Mangamafied
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Wood- I mean... would.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# The reflection in your pupils reveals the writhing form of your latest victim!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# or reflectoporn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# It's Jolly Jack
I hate to miss a bamdwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Nicely :)
(herman:D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
at least not a CDC for once!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# She's got a very furry chest
I blame JJ
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Cheer up Brian!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I use the exact same colour matching algorithms.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
#
colour matching algorithms fake tan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# You been looking at my overly pale facebook photies?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# We all have
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Colour matching is soooooo last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I've never been able to master it, everyone comes out orange....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# but is the orange an even coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# As long as I can get a few cheap laughs, that's all I care about.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# You go girl!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Pea time
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# D'oof! *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Oh dear gawd

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# The look in their eyes, especially Shatner's, seems to say:
"We know you won't enjoy this, but you know we have to do it."
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# that brings tears to my eyes,
I feel feint and margin.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# It creased me up
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I was folded over with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I tried to keep it in,
but I couldn't stay stationery.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Shame on you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I regret nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Not even the threesome with the "midgets"?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# How was I supposed to know they were just far away average height people?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# It was those comedy nerd glasses you use for pity sex, they play havoc with depth perception.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Don't be silly it is the eye patch for pirate themed sex that plays havoc with my depth perception
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Yeah, but you didn't really need to chop the hand off, you can get those comedy hooks you just hold.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Oh now you tell me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I would love a threesome with midgets XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# You'd be the ham in the sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# two lesbian midgets XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Oooof....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Good grief that's an old one where did you dig that up from?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
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Stashed on my hard drive...thought it might be useful again someday :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)
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(herman:D, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

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