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[challenge entry] One for the young people
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Took me a moment
but now I feel old.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# :OD
You silly arse!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:40, archived)
# hahahah!
swearing on kids telly is ace
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Calm down...
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# hem hem
.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:52, archived)
# ahahahahhahahahahaha!
proper lols :D
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Eh! Eh Penfold
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Ning' Joe! :D
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)
# ningles fella!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha
took a few seconds but woo!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# haha, very good!

(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha...one of my all time faves :D
(, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# feels old now :(
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# That, I love.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I done a Filtard
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:11, archived)
# LOL ME TOO
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I actually laughed at that :D
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:12, archived)
# She looks like Charles bloody Manson!
EDIT: Hang on a sec... (check Wikipedia for Charles' birthday) Aww shit, November 12.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:17, archived)
# go all american and post his pic on 11/12
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Totally! I'll find the best picture of him (first result on Google images) and vectorize the fuck out of it!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I only have mspaint at work :(
so I'd just save it as a 16bit bmp
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:27, archived)
# I actually had to download a Paint-like program for working small; Macs don't seem to have a proprietary version of Paint.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Doesn't GIMP work on macs?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Dunno, never tried it. Photoshop works just fine for most work, it's just really small, intricate pixel work it fails at...
...unless I'm using it wrong. XD
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Yes, it does
There's a Mac GIMP package, or you can install MacPorts or Fink and compile up from source like a masochistic nerd.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Yay
I am in an 16bit game and shall soot what moves first.

Like.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Robot Hitler
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)
# "MINDDA DOORS!"
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Open doors show open minds
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# That was a creepy b-movie
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# absolutely love it
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Good stuff Paulypoos!
Tomorrow could you do Macclesfield storm drain 37a?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Manhole 5 or 6?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)
# ooh ooh 5!
no! 6!
errrr no wait, 5!

OHH I CAN'T DECIDE THEY ARE BOTH FABULOUS
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Well I'm in work saturday, sunday days this week
so I might follow it with Warrington Storm drain
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] here..have a silly
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's amazing. Drunk, small-town Daleks. He just needs a traffic cone on his head.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:47, archived)
# wish i'd thought of that :(
can't be arsed to change it
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Small-town dalek, he's been he's been eating lots of fine-chopped garlic
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's fab
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:59, archived)
# haha that brings back memories
of when i was a young dalek
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Advent calendar day 2


Today's meme is Khaaaaaaaan!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:43, archived)
# likes this some moar
:D
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:46, archived)
# This is very good :) Excellent work
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Most woo-some :D
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Nice one
:P
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)
# nice!
but where the chocolate?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:06, archived)
# I think we decided that this being b3ta, it probably wasn't chocolate anyway
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:57, archived)
# is xmas eve some boobs?
pre-empts: "SEXIST!!"

BTW - hullo!

edit: meant to say that this is all kiinds of woo. Have tried to find one you've missed, can't see a cdc but apart from that, it's all good baby! :D
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Far right, just above Jeremy
:)

[edit] I do have a plan for Xmas eve - something really obvious that's been missing from the start...and it's not boobs
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# haha - didn't even notice jeremy
this is truly a work of art! love it


(better than wot blue peter used to make anyway)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Cheers miss
Hope you and yours are all good
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# is it a vectored photo of babby jesus?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# even better than that
a vectored picture of babby jesus but with real eyes and mouth
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Hi Camp Freddy, good to see you back on /board!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Khaaaaaaan!
\o/
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUCKS
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Kirk looks angry to have been stuck down the front of blessed's trousers
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)
# \:D/
Khaaaaannnnn!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I do hope freebase is number 25!
I cant remember if you are pro or anti freebase
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Freebase is already in the picture
Back right, below box #8
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# 25?
You don't buy many advent calendars I see
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# My cousin was complaining on the facebook about advent calendars that don't have a 25
Kids these days, don't know they're born...
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Ningles....
Yesterday 'Eduard Khil's Haircut' Monica Seles tomorrow and maybe a bit of Lucy Liu?
'Kitty Fantastico' then suggested Nelly Furtado and todays stripy is Jana Kramer.



* Note
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Then I asked them both what the fuck was wrong with them
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:19, archived)
# And we didn't answer! :D
Cheers WB. Ozzy Osbourne and Holly Marie Combs tomorrow please and dedicate them to the lovely gronkpan
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:41, archived)
# She's really not happy with that cock at all, is she?
Julianne Moore, Brendan Fraser and Jean-Luc Godard tomorrow.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:20, archived)
# artfully done.
Nelly and I share the exact same birthday. Happy 33rd, Nelly!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:33, archived)
# ..and happy birthay Holly
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:37, archived)
# :)
thank you
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Happy Real Birthday Holly!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)
# good morning wobbly
ignore all the whingers, i like seeing your morning stuff

very refreshing after hours of freebase and flan headswaps
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I have begun to associate these with the welcome thread rush that happens when England wakes up
Around 12:30 over here, just time for some distraction :)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:44, archived)
# well perhaps you should associate it with the Welsh waking up too
bloody racist ;P
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:47, archived)
# What about the fucking Scots, Northern Irish and Irish?
Racist cunt.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I am a fucking Scot and a bloody Irish If my uncle is to be trusted.
Brit isn't really a race any more than Californian, is it ;p

Where's my gawdamn bagpipe, that's what i want to know.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Bagpipes have been outlawed in Scotland
because some meddling academia revealed that actually they're an English import. Or maybe it was French.

Next up: tartan (French), haggis (French), Robert the Bruce (French), and about half the Scotland football team (English).
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Dude
I used to think that everything was Chinese first.
Bonsai trees chess and "Go" at least.

The English just didn't want to claim bagpipes? How could you not love an acoustic instrument that's that LOUD?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# If you live for any length of time in a Scottish tourist town
you learn to loathe bagpipes from the very depths of your soul. And I think the English even try and disown the Northumbrian pipes, which sound like bagpipes that are being strangled (and are most likely French).

I think everything I don't like is French, actually.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# bagpipes are bloody great
..and i lived in edinburgh :D

men in skirts are bloody great too, lots of scope for revenge fondling
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Pah
Edinburgh is an English tourist town

:p
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ^ This
Keep up with the Vag Creams Wobbly!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:46, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Thanks... I will...
It does amuse me that so many b3tains tune in to have a light hearted, early morning chat about these and the Fleas..
It also amuses me that sometimes this conversation can go well into the evening gay shift...
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)
# FUCK
WHERE ARE THE FLEAS??!?! OMG I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS ANYMORE
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# * Looks up
Oh bugger, you lot have killed them!!!!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Nope
I just have the day off work and a lie in usually reserved for weekends.

Don't worry WB ol' chap. ;) x
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# You missed out Britney Spears!
Hang on, I got this one.

(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:48, archived)
# dang
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Would
n't.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# There was a reason for that...
I have a quick browse at her pictures and only just managed to close the window before running to the sink to puke!

* God that thing is awfull!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# woo!
I go away for a few week and top are still stripy.

The world is good.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
# *abuses*
Are you italian?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Would it make any difference?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)
# An difference?
Are you having some kind of breakdown?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Sorry I dropped the 'y'
* I am trying to type quickly as my IT manager is sitting behind me.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I just dropped my Ys too
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:34, archived)
# Cooling down
With Sweet Jizz™
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:35, archived)
# I don't think that taking the stairway was such a good idea after all
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:34, archived)
# He's a stairlift salesman.
He's saying, "think how scary it would be if THIS happened"
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:35, archived)
# It'd be terrible for the paint job on the stairs, for starters
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:36, archived)
# She's saying
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS IT MAY SCUFF THE SKIRTING BOARD"
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:38, archived)
# TAKE THAT GRANDMA
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FORGETTING I'M YOUR GRANDSON
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Whatever Happened to Baby Flan?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Haa Haa...Flantastic!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# i like a girl with a big ass
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:32, archived)
# argh!!!
*smashes screen*

edit - whoa! my second screen just turned off briefly. spooky
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:39, archived)
# i swear i didnt shop the man-arms on there -- LOLzors!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:43, archived)
#
spookyfailing component
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 5:06, archived)
# T to the A to the S-T-E-Y
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Mediocre?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 6:04, archived)
# No, I don't eat meat because I think it's tasteyy
I eat meat because animals are cunts
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:04, archived)
# If you really hated animals you'd be a vegetarian
eat all their food and starve the fuckers
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:06, archived)
# And then eat their loved ones!
You see, it comes down to eating them in the end
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:08, archived)
# The joke is that humans can't digest cellulose.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:10, archived)
# And/or assmeat
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:17, archived)
# nand/nor nassmeat
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:24, archived)
# HEY GUYS WE'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER OVER HERE
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:29, archived)
#
I know! i spelled Tasty wrong! :|
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 6:28, archived)
# I wanted to do this one!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:39, archived)
# something something 5 dicks in the ass
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 6:33, archived)
# You've been practising
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 6:39, archived)
# What is this i don't even
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:03, archived)
# sauce plox
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 6:53, archived)
# broken chin blues
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 6:56, archived)
# AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHHHHHAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!one!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Phoar look at the hooves on that one!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:05, archived)
# caution:
 

 
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:53, archived)
# earthworm cat is watching you standing around, doing fuck all, when you're meant to be working!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:04, archived)
# YOUR LUNCHBREAK IS OVER
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:10, archived)
# pussyhole
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:19, archived)
# now do an asshole
nevermind, I'm on the muthafucka
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:22, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:36, archived)
# squeee
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:41, archived)
# People are keeping a respectful distance
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Actual Acronym, not misinterpreted
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:37, archived)
# ..except John Howard.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:46, archived)
# or darren lyons
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:03, archived)
# had to look up the name but I know the face, yep, he's a fuckhead
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:08, archived)
# did you see the surgically enhanced abs?
what a giant twat!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Is she about to cut them open?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:09, archived)
# well, there's never been an aussie guy yet,
who could figure out how to unclip a bra strap, so it's the only way
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Oldie
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Yes, but that's what it actually officially stands for
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 7:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
 

 
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:31, archived)
# who fahhted
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:32, archived)
# this is life
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:37, archived)
# ha, i did this one ages ago
the world's most pointless head swap!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:56, archived)
# DAMN YOU
although mine has added fuck

epic pose
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:58, archived)
# aha!
*fist bumps*
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:03, archived)
# NIGHT!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:13, archived)
# g'night
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:33, archived)
# property shark sighted
 

 
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:22, archived)
# What will I be like when I go to heaven?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
# ..don't you know that bad girls go to HELL?!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:29, archived)
# As long as I don't have to pay rent
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:30, archived)
# DINNER IS RUINED
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:34, archived)
# whoa
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Well-being survey:
are you satisfied with your life

(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Well yes indeed
I must admit that deserves a woo.

Woo!

(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:03, archived)
# i spent 200 quid on a phone today
so no
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:04, archived)
# did you order 20000 1p sweets?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:06, archived)
# maybe i should have
they'd give me more joy
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:12, archived)
# ah, i read the op as spent £200 on a phone call
reminded me of bt trying to rape me for £300 odd phone bill due to a redialling scam.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:18, archived)
# fuckin hell
my phoneline got hijacked back in the dial up days, some cunt ran up about 200 quid, luckily the phone company let it go.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
# yeah, i told bt they were profiting on the proceeds of crime and they could take me to court or fuck off
they forgot all about it after that
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:54, archived)
# ouch!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:07, archived)
# yeah i know
fuck it, if the euro goes under my savings are gone anyway (or so i'm told)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)
# yep, every second of everday i think of how my life is completely as i'd hoped it would be
in all honesty, i'm generally happy
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:05, archived)
# oh, and
WHERE's MY FUCKING PICTURE?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:07, archived)
# there's a GIF in that post
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)
# ah, you clever motherfucker!
*clicks*
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:16, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:32, archived)
# OH, DESMONDINA
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:34, archived)
# daz plenty of watta indawell
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:38, archived)
# still would!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:57, archived)
# GIVE ME ANOTHER MEATBALL AND I'LL TELL YOU
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:29, archived)
# ahh, so it you who fahhted
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Gunga, gunga, where's our fish?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:22, archived)
# oh wow, ha!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Someone here is not satisfied
Please share your pain with me
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Well that's gone and pushed me over the edge then.
Goodbye cruel world *sobs*
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 4:37, archived)
[challenge entry] crap
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# This isn't bad
In fact it's 2nd best thing I've seen in this compo so far. Making it the number 2 in more ways than one.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# prestigious
:D
(edit: i cannot take any credit for the background)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)
# pardon?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Dial 900 -
I thought you got hearing aids from phone sex.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# giggled.. TY
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:02, archived)
# mmm shiney!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Reflectoscat
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Buffin' chuds.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Time to dig out the Advent Collander again..
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:37, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Mmmm
lettuce today!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# nnnnng!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Heh
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Obligatory
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Mediocre?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# You'll note that I didn't make any claim to this being funny.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
# *mediocre is a guy who posts on here.. he'd do things like take photos of colanders while nude*
*he also invents things of great importance in his subterranean Utrecht lair*
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Assmeat.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Or Tom O'Bedlam
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# That was classic b3ta
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# haaaahahaa
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I prefer secular ones with snowmen and Xmas trees
but I see you chose one that is holy.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
# I usually end up with a Simpsons themed advent calendar.
With 'Doh Ho Ho!' on it.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# I would like a steamvent calender
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# I would like an advent calendar with little shot glasses full of various liquors behind the doors.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 1:18, archived)
# I actually own a Spinal Tap
Touring Colander.

It does not go up to 11.

looks like this.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Mmm
# 7 contains peas...cheats as usual
(, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# tooooooo soooooon
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:20, archived)
# haha!
inxsiwank
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# inxsiwank is my new favourite word
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# edged ahead of BASTWANK then?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:41, archived)
# You'll be hung for this.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# he already is
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# well hung?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Michael Hutchence, (he's one of 'em too), made a hundred million quid dying wanking on the loo..
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# auto erotic asyphixiation
does that mean he loved cars like clarkson does?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# No he just loved strangling them
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# As soon as the headline says "found dead in their hotel room", the die is already cast.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Actually he was tied to a door handle with a coke bottle up his bum
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Holidays are coming. Holidays are coming..
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# No, this is too soon..
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# HANG 'EM HIGH
 


terrible band, awful singer, good job all round
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Bindone?


Surely has been.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Its has now...
Woo!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:53, archived)
# =]
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# It's like a new seamhorse :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:08, archived)
# It's a robot mouth
The voice is amazing, and it's been dubbed over a few things.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
#
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#
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# Ok we'll stop that :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# You have confused me now...
but you also made me smile...

EDIT: Oh hang on, that was just wind!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# This one was my take
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Bloody hell
Brilliant :) Needs syncing up with one of his speeches sometime...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
#
Sounds like Boris Johnson
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# eurghhhhh! I've seen the creepy video of that
those silly Japanese
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# That man is a hooligan
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Worse, he is a RUFFIAN!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# An infamous gang member from Victorian London?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Woooooooooooo
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 1:16, archived)
# BBC News story, please rate this up
Just browsing the BBC news site and saw this little gem. Lets see if we can get it to the top of the comments :)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15989841?postId=111052646#comment_111052646
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# fuck happy

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
#
Twat 'em Barry! Panda!

Edit: Time for the bunker? I only have Ritz Crackers though.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# HOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEE
We got ar-sels a newbie burnin.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:52, archived)
# What perfect timing!

internets unions
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Darkstalkers and Super Star Wars. Correct? :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Cigars all round!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
#

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Have some hugs for your abuse :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# More Bert! :)
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# What the fuck is that!
It gives me teh sexy...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
#
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#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# www.whatareweyourupratingbitches.com

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Is that Maddie McCann hiding on your profile page?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# "Guess where THIS is going."
Either that, or they're watching a tennis match.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# stumbled on this the other day
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# lol ur shit
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# I might have porridge for breakfast tomorrow
This thought popped into my head whilst reading your post. So it's not all bad.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Herding cats on lsd
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
*raucous applause*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Merci :)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:07, archived)
# french kermit blokes with sheep
This kind of RIS is exactly what i feared from the compo.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:07, archived)
# don't be shit
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:07, archived)
# 8(
EDIT: Get hype to the rhythm - www.youtube.com/watch?v=28w2LVzxVkU
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# 24337 24337
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I could pretend to know what this means, but I'd be lying.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Another case solved, Holmes!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Are they atocrats
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Wooooo!
and I love the French touch!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
# justified
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
# but not ancient!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Sheep wouldn't come from mu-mu land.
They'd come from Ba-ba land...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# C'est une image formidable
can you believe I'm listening to The White Room at this very moment... pure class
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Right, I understand I am going to get bummed for this......
....but I've had a long day, and a number of beers, and I don't get it. I see Kermit with a Frenchman outfit on and the KLF skulking in the background. Please, my brain is tired....spell it out for me.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:26, archived)
# What's "Kermit the Frog" in French?
Consider yourself bummed.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I shall rub something soothing into my anus
As i have been bummed. Thanks. Am I allowed to click if I had to have it explained to me?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Kermit Le Frog.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Awwwwwww
you spoilt it for teh masses :(
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I'm sure they'll see BLD's picture before they see my comment.
And if they get to my comment before the penny drops, then shame on them.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# ah!
I was struggling and getting stuff like "Kermit likes France"
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)
# What would Kermit the Frog be called if he were French?
Took me a while.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# a cunt?
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] haha and apologies for the following:
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Fucking Laughed And Nnnnnnnnnnn!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# No apology necessary.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] NWA
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Ice Cube's not going to last long is he?
What a way to go
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# oh dear
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Actually, he does seem to have a wistful look in his eyes
It's almost as if he knows
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
# He's getting the thousand-yard stare.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:54, archived)
# the stare knowing that he will star in numerous family comedies
To be fair though, 'are we there yet' was surprisingly enjoyable.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Agreed; it was actually, not that bad.
Yet I forgot it existed until you mentioned it. XD
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I quite liked him in Tank Girl
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
# gay!
(, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)
# I didn't say I fancied him...
(, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)
# it was implied!
gayer
go on, respond to this thread
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 7:35, archived)
# Well, maybe a little.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)
# You were asleep when they came through the wire, and I couldn't reach the alarm..
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# ...I guess it's always with me, I guess it will always be there.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha
i just got it... after 10 minutes!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:55, archived)
# ^
:)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# In fairness, the other three are holding de-icer
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:55, archived)
# pffh
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I think Easy E will go first.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Well, Ice-T's credibility as a "gangsta" died years ago...
(, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Took me about ten minutes because it was so bloody obvious!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] AMAH TENA ELKR FLEI UYRT LSY?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
# This makes perfect sense.
This makes no sense at all.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Oh, wait.
I get it. Vertical.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Just the way you like it
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# If I crack this do I get a job with GCHQ ?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Yes
and a free packet of Black and White Minstrels
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I pop a quick CDC in here?

awaits Binduns...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:01, archived)
# hsbc amah tena elkr flei uryst l sy?
Are you Welsh?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:02, archived)
# House of shitting bastard cunts
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Why are french bankers putting dollars in a charity box?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Ful charity?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)

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