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The ultimate Bond villain

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:53, archived)

Haha,

wait 3 hours and then

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4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)

FESTIVE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)

CRISMUS REPRAZENT YO

ALSO: FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)

fucktastic

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)

Fucking around the christmas tree

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)

Awww...don't you just want to squeeze them?!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)

Not particularly, no.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)

In Soviet Holland, Base squeeze you.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:32, archived)

That's what I'm afraid of

Right, I'm off for now!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)

Please extend my holiday wishes to your clique. o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)

(Fly Projector, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)

Thanks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)

Christmas came early!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)

Smiling ham

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)

OH FUCK

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)

Well that isn't a hairy twatter I can tell you!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)

OFFS!

*SICKS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:53, archived)

WOULD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:58, archived)

I Recognise those

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:56, archived)

No Flanbase, you know full well that you were toilet trained 25 years ago.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)

It's that guy with the face.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)

He has this face, and people put pictures of him up on the internet.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:32, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)

That...is........special.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)

merry fuckmas

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:13, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)

Gayshift---->

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)

@$?&

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)

Ling Bang dunno if she's comin or goin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)

yes

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)

Any which way you like

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:40, archived)

FUCKSICK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)

We should wish everyone to become so this fine season.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)

especially pooch-mutants

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:50, archived)

they gave him the gift that keeps on giving, the gift of rape

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)

Done a sick.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:42, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)

HIDEFUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)

Woo!

I was gonna say it's Elton John, but it can't be, he's got hair.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:13, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)

Arg!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)

OH NO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)

I see.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)

MINE EYES, THEY EYES

youtu.be/nM-CHfh6j5g

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)

this

needs a zooming gif!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)

This will be my 2nd xmas as an active b3tan. :D

Have this; one of my first ever compo entries.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)

chrissyleaks

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)

Two gifts, one cup

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)

Elephant or teapot?

or both?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:32, archived)

Elephant teapot.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)

Doh!

Of course!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)

Elepot

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)

THE FUCK BEFORE CHRIMBUS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)

I AM GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUCKED

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:29, archived)

have yourself a merry little fuck

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)

will do

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)

CATCH A FALLING FUUUCK AND PUT IT IN YA POOOOCKET, NEVER LET IT FUUUUUCK AWHEEEEY

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)

I row...because I can.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)

these noo nutrients bee phuckin wid ma chode

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)

CONTEMPLATING FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)

Go Freebase, Go!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:40, archived)

Ha ha ha Fantastic

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)

*Joy* ^__^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:28, archived)

FUCK FULL OF FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)

Fuck!

What time does gayshift start these days?

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4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)

18:09

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)

thx

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4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)

I hope someone starts another thread soon.

This thread can't hold much more FUCK.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:20, archived)

SCOTTY, I NEED MORE FUCK

- I CANNAE DO IT CAPN, SHE'S FIT TO BURSTIN AS IT IS
SCOTTY, ARE YOU DRUNK
- FUCKIN KLINGONS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:24, archived)

We need more Fucklithium Crystals!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:29, archived)

KooNUT Kaliffee

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iHDFm3pbns

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:31, archived)

Two men enter...one man leaves.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:42, archived)

BREAK A DEAL, SPIN THE WHEEL

MASTER

BLASTER

"Nooo, he has the mind of a child"

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:43, archived)

Gulag?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)

BILLY CRYSTAL GOT FLIPPED FOR REAL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)

On a side, sad note: Today is Valin's b3taday! Happy b3taday Valin!!! R.I.P. \o/

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=53827

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)

Forever flipping back and forth in our hearts.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)

to be honest, i'm glad he's dead

YA HEAR ME, YA JAZZBASTARD, YA HEAR ME!?

*jive dances on his grave*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)

Yer me too...!

Teach me them steps and tap a dace for two with you....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:26, archived)

uP, dOON, lEFT, REET, lEFFE, rEET, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:28, archived)

Best moves ever baby..... and the choice of dance venue is sooooopper

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:32, archived)

It's what he would've wanted.

That and big booty bitches.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)

He would have private chartered the fuck express himself..

Just to ferry us all there for the occasion....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:52, archived)

Happy b3taday, you crazy jazz-man. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)

Yer, I remembered while I was out, just this second got in.... nice Icons...

I got in with the intention of suggesting a HAPPY Valin thread at 10pm, like a happy wake, where we all just raise a glass amd have a peice of cake in memory and joy...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:30, archived)

Or alternativly, Just go "Nah fuck it I can't be arsed" ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)

CHRISTMAS FUCKWEAR

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)

Ready for battle.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)

Tintin Is Unwell, Part the Seventh

Click for bigger (73 kb)
The penultimate episode... Click for biggah

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:47, archived)

Hurrah!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)

Tintin in... DESTINATION INSANITY !!!

keep 'em comin'

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)

Just one left now

It'll be slightly longer than usual as it's the finale...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:01, archived)

Haha! wonderful. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:05, archived)

Hahahaha

Fantastico!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:08, archived)

Double woo!

Nicely animated :)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)

wow and woo!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)

Hahahah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)

Captain Interrobang is Surprised and Confused!?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)

WHAT‽

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)

Nobody

knows.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)

hot debate

WHAT IS IT‽

Internet Witchcraft
Good old fashioned science

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5683954324

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)

Needs two more options.

Internet Witchcraft
Good old fashioned science

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)

what about pigs who live in trees

*goes and lies down*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:36, archived)

Silly Mr Omentum, pigs live in sandwiches.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:44, archived)

The Junk Bulge?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:37, archived)

Nice of you to notice ;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:44, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:47, archived)

Guys...

Its not ok.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:51, archived)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:05, archived)

I think it's conclusive

It is OK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)

Let's call the whole thing off.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)

I'd never heard of an interrobang before

now I shall use it when appropriate.
'She said she was allergic to peanuts, but I just saw her eat a Snickers‽'

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:51, archived)

And whilst she was on the floor I accidently interrobanged her.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)

it's what the sex police do to suspects

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)

Would make a good porno name.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:13, archived)

Get a bottle for your Auntie

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)

Haha!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)

lol

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)

*applauds*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)

Top stuff, woo!

When I was forced to listen to Heart FM (*shudders*) at work, 'Haven't Met You Yet' was usually played every 2 hours. He will pay.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)

He's got a decent enough voice

but insists on such bland, sappy songs.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)

He's a gobshite!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)

^this

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)

no wonder you prefer the silent channel :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)

Aha!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)

Yeah, quite.

Take that Bubble, you appalling c*nt.
Also, nice work.

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presferatu, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:23, archived)

i can't listen to him

since he's autotuned to FUCK

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)

Mmm

I would nyom the hell out of a Big Mac Meal right now

Woo!

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Joliet, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)

Don't eat that!

It'll make you "il"

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)

Mr Kim invented McDonalds

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thistle, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)

My dad still asks for chips in McDonalds.

Trufax.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)

no hide ear

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)

Prince 1983

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)

Hahahaha curly Prince

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)

Prince erm 19something or another

here's one i made earlier

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)

AHAHAHA!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)

repost this then...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)

fuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:24, archived)

ah, the ol' horse-ear flamgazm, danke

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)

so that's where he keeps her!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)

Wheee

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)

He seems to have an endless supply!

*fears*

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Joliet, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)

haha!

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mutated monty, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)

Hahahaha

That's some strong hairspray she's got! ;)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)

Stop mocking the future king of somewhere!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)

took me a good 20 seconds...

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 3:32, archived)

HaHa:D

(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)

ooof!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)

*pepper sprays*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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FIEND, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)

Nicely done

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)

arf!

i did a crap "seasoned gratings" pic in paint last year :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)

Is this Argos related?

If so I'm not buying them.
;)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:07, archived)

I'll take that with a pinch of salt . . .

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)

haha!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)

Thanks

This is one of the first animated gifs I made . . .

17th Feb 2005 . . . Jings!
I yam oooooold!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)

haha... super

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shiro_kuma, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)

Too many orifices.

(fire_exit, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)

THAT'S A SALT

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)

christ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)

Hang on

this spang won't hurt a bit

*SPANG!*

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Joliet, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)

Mind pee :)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:21, archived)

*snatches milk*

Old joke is old... speaking of which, is she still around?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)

Apparantly

www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/

Woo to the pic BTW!

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splorp ®, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)

*refreshes*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)

*crosses fingers*

*refreshes*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)

haha

keep at it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)

yooo hoooo!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)

Ironically

she never did the ironing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)

The Lady's not for gurning

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)

Pffft!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)

not sure

but she looks quite chirpy

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shiro_kuma, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)

She's just minced a Miner for a pie.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)

hahahahaha

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)

haha

is scargill dead yet?

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shiro_kuma, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)

*closes some heavy industries*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)

i can't look at that iron man pic

without hearing an annoying kid's voice in my head saying "charlie says always tell your parents before you go off somewhere"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)

Is she dead yet?

EDIT: Mind the piss

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)

she looks too nice in that pic

needs more blood of the firstborn dripping from her perm

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)

hahaha!

She does look a bit sanitized, hmm might add some wrinkles and fangs

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)

Haha

Nicely sir!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)

he is such a bully

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shiro_kuma, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)

Sauce?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)

haha

these are the attributes I want in a condiment

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)

HP FTW :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)

This happened to me, true story

I love your stuff, do you use Flash?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)

you beat up a couple of kids?

are you made of glass and brown sauce as well?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)

cheers

yeah, i use flash

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shiro_kuma, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)

It's nice to see some proper animation in Flash, rather than all that hideous 'things sliding about' crap you normally get.

Case in point: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj40JtpqI0U

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)

and how exactly did you happen upon that?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)

Well, I was just ... er ...

*shuffles away nervously*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)

The dutch version of that song is great:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXs3Ba79n7U

But yeah, horrible animation on that one!

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barnesy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)

He'll end up broken and empty...you'll see.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)

hahaha

take that fuckers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)

brown bastard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)

Now they go runnning off crying for their Daddies

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)

If I ever ketchup with you!

*shakes fist*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)

I've always thought it was bitter

*clici*

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)

BRAND WARS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)

Amusingly

when my system loads these up it struggles, and thus they slow down.

This makes this particular one marvellously voyeristic in it's gruesomeness.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)

I have recently rediscovered HP. BRAW!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)

hahaha, ace!

Santa will drink to that

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)

yay, you can't beat the cool crisp taste of teh monkey beer

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:46, archived)

It's not for ladies

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)

HP sauce is shit!

Hammonds' Chop Sauce!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)

HP is gawjus

i'm dipping a sausage roll in some as i speak

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)

people who like HP sauce have never tasted Hammonds' Chop Sauce

(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)

i have tried a variety of so called chop sauces including the aforementioned

shite!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)

incorrect!

but don't worry. You have an infinite number of attempts to get it right :)

(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)

lol

but it's infinitely shite!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)

santa dalek approves of this pic,,,,woo!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)

FUCK ANGER MANAGEMENT!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:29, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)

I know her!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)

She got da moves yo!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)

she a bumpin an a grindin ya hear!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

i puke on her for free.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)

~~know~~ did

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)

it was like unfolding an old chamois leather

edit: you'll never look at chamois in the same way again :)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)

*bokes*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)

fucking hell

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)

eeewww

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)

haha

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)

oh man! I EAT THESE!

I can live without chamois leathers!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)

Good job it's not lunchtime ;)

I've never been able to eat a cheese toastie since I heard the joke years ago without having this image in my mind

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)

thank god there was no tomato in it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)

*REAL CHILLS*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)

FUCKING HELL!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)

Shwmae!

*almost the full extent of my Welsh*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)

da iawn diolch

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)

ooh sh'mae blodyn

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)

'ow much love?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)

No problem no problem

whatevah you got.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)

I got aids.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)

me too...no problem.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)

Don't want that again

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)

would

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)

you get some would we build hot fire.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)

Disney on crack!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)

no crack whore no crack whore

o.k. just a little bit.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)

She'll suck your duck

for a cheeseburger!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)

hahahahahahaaa!

...wait...ohmyword is that.... *gasps* camel toe? *weeps uncontrollably*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)

it's warm on cold night.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)

Ha! You gave yourself away there!

And to think, all this time I thought your comedy account belonged to JollyJack ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)

Jolly Jack is inside my love holes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)

you must expand on this mouse slut in future

and by that i don't mean expand your cock

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)

i make her like the hooker in Full Metal Jacket in the near future. She will be so hot.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)

she looks like the mental asian girl in 'crank 2' at the moment

She speaks cuntonese!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)

or standing on a ghetto street

with the pimp rollng by

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)

I was told to expand on my fox character, and got funny looks when I posted a NSFW pic yesterday D:

Not too arsed about it though; at least I know to tone it down a bit next time.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)

that wasn't nsfw

disgusting yiffery but not nsfw ;-)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)

It's not the kind of thing I could have on my computer in a public place though. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)

mmm

sexy spaghetti legs

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shiro_kuma, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)

pull wide apart and wrap around you.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)

SEXY AS FOOK

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)

i can barely control myself.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)

Yiff yiff Grrrr

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)

mind your sig

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)

2 RATS FOR A FOOK

Also, you gotta check out Cyber City Oedo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F62Auose4BA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:43, archived)

Good stuff...I will be looking into this series for sure.

www.funimation.com (check out the shows)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)

Board's slow so have a Christmassy Biromash

Bigger and bigger

Christmas is all about repeats anyway. Repeats on telly, repeating sprouts after dinner, repeating old family traditions, repeating old family flaming rows...

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)

Plants bird,

waits for bush

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)

He's gone. It's Obama now.

Get with it, Grandad.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)

the world moves too fast

I want my Bakelite wireless and chair back =(

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)

chairs are outdated now?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

Waits for bird

Plants seed in bush

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)

Excellent draws!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)

Thank you,

They're my special pair for Christmas with the mistletoe on the gusset.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)

;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)

The rare tree mouthed bumbird!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)

I know you are,

but what am I?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)

A garbage man

I know you are, but what am i?
A garbage man
I know you are, but what am i?
A garbage man

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)

I'll have to report this.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)

Alan?

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)

Ah Ha!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)

excellent. I wish I could draw :(

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

proper drawing

woo :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)

Who you calling slow?! ;)

Good stuff!
Feathered frogs with wings ftw!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)

Lovely penmanship

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)

lovely

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)

A doubly festive christmas film

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)

hahahahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

hahahahaha

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)

yak yak yak

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)

Charming

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)

he looks like an elderly Frankie Muniz here

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)

fuck haha

face like a foreskin

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)

You need to see a doctor

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)

it's smoking a pipe too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)

racist.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)

hahaha and a yak yak yak

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)

Fantastic!

Well done Mr Clap!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)

~~would~~ have

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)

can I TJ my own post to ask a photoshop question?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)

it's kerry katona!!!!

very woo!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)

Tuck in your festive bibs, it's....

Today I shall have an eggy mayo butty and then some Pontefract Cakes. What are you having for lunch?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)

Two baubles and a yard of tinsel

Robins Dave
cham cheesy roll with coleslaw and olives a packet of Walker's sour cream and cracked black pepper Sunbites a norinj a nappe and a narna and a chocklit Christmas tree decoration

cham cheesy roll with coleslaw and olives a packet of Walker's sour cream and cracked black pepper Sunbites a norinj a nappe and a narna and a chocklit Christmas tree decoration

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)

When the tinsel comes out the other end, undigested

it will have cleaned your colon quite nicely.

Not a wonderful lunchtime topic but still. *sniffs*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)

a body floss

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

Can of Coke and a Pot Noodle. Just what every growing boy needs.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)

Not so braw

Bread based product is required.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)

Beeeeeaannns on toast.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)

This is always my default lunch

and it's bloody brilliant.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)

Hamncheese sarnie

with a cuppa tea and some chocolate buttons after.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)

Cannot be faulted

A well balanced lunch and no mistake.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)

except he's calling it ham'n'cheese

whereas the internationally recognised filling is called 'cham'

Refer to UN booklet ISBN 30223846174 'sammich fillings'
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)

we fought wars for this kind of thing you know

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

You are correct

but I was so excited to see Mr Nobody again that I didn't have the heart to chastise him.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)

Consider me duly chastised.

Hello.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)

ham salad sandwiches with mini cheddars

and disgusting swedish sweets for pudding
all washed down with a nice cup of tea

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)

I am interested in these Swedish sweets

could you describe them for the listeners, please?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

they look like oversized haribo

but taste like gristle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

I do not understand when people called sweets "Haribo"

cos Haribo make so many different things.

I've just had Haribo Pontefract Cakes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)

Oooh Lardi-dar

Tesco Value liquorice discs too common for you? :)

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)

I am in Cape Town

No Tesco here.

The only reason we have Pontefract Cakes is that I import them.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)

not yet anyway

www.uniglobalunion.org/Apps/UNINews.nsf/vwLkpById/B6CCAAA00154D92EC1257893002AF979?OpenDocument

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)

Yeah I know

Walmart has already crept in.

Their prices are so low on imported goods that is scares me.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)

i use it as a disparaging term

as they aren't proper sweets, they're chemical crap

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)

probably just some bread,

there's not much in the house because we're going away tomorrow.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)

Shirley you have some beans or jam

or cheese
or eggs?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)

Mmm ... cheese, beans and poached eggs on toast

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

we don't stock up. Or eat jam.

There's a jar of olives in the fridge, I could eat them.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

Olives on toats!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)

I found the last of a cucumber in the fridge

so I had a cucumber and olive sandwich. There's also a tin of peaches in the cupboard, might have that later.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)

cheese toastie, crisps, banana

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

Yay!

Food fit for a cowboy ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)

ham, tomato and cheese spread sarnie (1 white slice, 1 brown)

some lucozade and an amoxicillin wheezes ~~Griffy~~ Gruffi

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)

Multi coloured butty!

How lovely.

Ammoxicicililing! *makes sign of cross*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

yeh, and steroids and anti-virals

*coughs*

my cat just dropped dead

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

Poor moggy

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)

at least we'll have a good feast on Xmas day now

but what sauce goes with roast cat?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)

Hollandaise

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)

Right - I'm off to Holland to get some

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)

Pretty much

the entire stock of my local Greggs

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

now that is how I want to go

while stranglewanking

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

are you spying on me?

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)

it's the most original use of a cheese lattice that I have ever seen!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)

Cor

I know it's not the best of foods but crikey I'd love to raid a Greggs.

I'd get one of those pastry things with coconutty straw bits on top!

*drools*

*slaps self back to reality*

Your pastry requirements for the day will be will fulfilled.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

~~day~~ hour

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)

Wins

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

Sandwich spread sandwiches, 2 satsumas, some Lindor truffle chocs and a can of diet coke

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

On paper that looks a bit of a mish mash

but in reality, probably quite good.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

Peppered Ham, Tomato and Steak & Onion Crisp sandwich

with silverskin pickled onions
washed down with some Levi Roots Spicy Tomato Juice drink

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

You, sir

know your way around a sandwich.

Adding crisps to sandwiches is a practice I condone fully.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

been doing it all week baby

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)

fuck me

i've just looked in my profile and 5 years ago (yesterday) i pretty much had the same lunch for DtF :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)

It's the crisps wot did it

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)

why thank you :)

tasty too

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

good grief, i haven't been on b3ta for years and this is the first thing i see

it's like it's 2004 never ended

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

It's probably the second DTF this year

well timed.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)

welcome back

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)

Grapefruit and Yarn

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)

>_<

Put sugar on it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)

That I did

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)

Cheese spread on freshly made bread

and a muffin

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)

Lovely

A big mug of tea will wash that down nicely.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)

It did indeed

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)

The worse processed chicken sandwich I have ever tasted!

* Bokes

It was however topped off with this, which is full of b3ta madness!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)

The more processed

the less chance of HSBC II
I can't remember the scientific name of bird flu

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)

Avian Influenza

which is an anagram of "In Naval Fuze Ani" and "I In A Lava Fez Nun" - which is nice...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)

Cinzano Bianco, potato croquettes, baked beans and a lovely pair of sausages

but the Cinzano is in a glass of its own, naturally.

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)

Cor!

Cinzano? Blimey. I didn't know that was still around.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)

It probably isn't

Found it in a cupboard during my pre-Christmas clear out. It would be rude not to get slightly sozzled from it.

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)

I'm going to have a Chinese because I'm pissed so fuck it

Followed by more Captain Morgans *salutes*

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

\o/

NICE :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)

I don't think I'll get away with it much longer

apprently the whole office stinks now :(

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)

Ooh dear

It will all end in tears.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)

It's ok

I'm good at getting drunk at work, it's just getting homwe I have a problems with.

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

Can't face lunch

Too hungover from last night's (awesome) company Christmas event.

There's something special about having a table decoration that is a burlesque dancer in her undies eating fire or lying on her back foot-juggling a barrel.

I may try the same for our Christmas Day dinner.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)

Brandy.

Brandy.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)

Burger and a pint and a half of Winter Warmer.

Nom, nom, nom, glug

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)

Various leftover bits of cheese and meat and jam on various bits of leftover bread rolls

and an apple.

Off away tomorrow, so clearing out fridge.

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)

2 of Greggs' finest sausage rolls, slathered in HP Sauce

And a nice cup of tea

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)

I'll see what I can scrape off the floor.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)

sausage rolls and HP sauce - the non violent kind

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)

My refrigerator decided to freeze everything. What the fuck!

So I'll be having frozen tofu. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:20, archived)

Help us choose the new Question of the Week

Zombie Kim Jong-Il implores you - Revolutionary Worker-Soldiers of the Never-Ending B3TA Songun Struggle - to select this week's Question of the Week.

- Christmas: Zombie Kim says "We've never had a Christmas Question of the Week, mainly due to its connections with the Yankee Aggressors and the South Korean Puppet Clique. Christmas stories, everyone!"

- What have you killed?: Accidentally, or on purpose. Concepts, species, a man in Reno, or anything else.

- Hero/Villain of the Year 2011: Share your memories of "Korea's Rose" Kim Jong-il here!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)

DEATH AT CHRISTMAS!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)

It's what...

...King Herod would have wanted

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)

Exactly.

Christmas without children sounds ideal.

Also, the hero/villain question is an invitation for people from /talk to nominate Baldmonkey. Repeatedly.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)

Indeed. I don't get it with having children - every parent I know

Says "Oh they're so lovely, best thing that ever happened, most important thing in the world to me" &c, and then spends the entire month of December moaning about how annoying their kids are.

And don't get me started on the double-width buggys in Oxford Street.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)

one time I watched a woman try to maneauver a triple buggy under a road sign.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

having kids makes you less self-centred

instead of me me me ...it's them them them...it's the way nature intended

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)

FUCK YOU! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!

;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)

NO!

...them lil' bastards

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)

I would hardly describe concentrating solely on one's ego-extension in lieu of thinking of anyone else

"Less self-centred".

But then again, I only ever really care if parents get uppity with me for not regarding their spawn as the most important thing in the world.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)

and then spends the ~~entire month of December moaning about how annoying their kids are~~ rest of their life filling your FB news feed with tedious drivel about how they're asleep/ not asleep/ eating/ not eating/ still breathing/ not still breathing...

... Sorry. That last one was the triumph of hope over experience.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)

Hahaha!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)

Hahahahahaha

"She hasn't breathed for three days now - do you think we should call a doctor?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)

Naaaah. Not much point by this stage.

On the upside, you've saved yourself the cost of a turkey.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)

Fucking this^

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)

Hello, Scaryduck - if you're anywhere near Frazer, could you please ask him for this week's image challenge?

No worries if not.
Many thanks.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)

We're on it, and he's conscious

There was an office party involved.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)

Say no more, squire.

*taps nose and winks*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:41, archived)

*fwaps*

*spluffs*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)

Have I completely missed the Image challenge vote thing this week?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)

Sorry, it's a tad late

Now's the time to make any suggestions

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)

MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)

SO WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE VOTIE THING!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)

KILLED IN THE FACE.

At Christmas, with a tire iron, in the dining room, by Santa Claus.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)

4 EVA IN ARE BATHTUB ROLLING DOWN A HILLXXXX

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)

Ha-ha!

Quite.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)

Pffft

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)

I hope when I'm their age I have wacky adventures on a daily basis.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)

^this

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)

Call the A-Team!

They're kind of pulling them and pushing them a bit!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)

Star Wars Christmas, YES!!!

;)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)

Happy Birthday Kim Jong-Il

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XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)

I killed Santa.....it was an accident ...honest :(

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)

I Love This

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)

it upset the kids a bit though

...'til they opened their presents anyway :)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)

Splendid.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)

This is marvellous.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)

yes!

Santacide

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

hahahaha

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)

Ghost Rider Holiday Special?

(User #86772, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)

I saw mommy killing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night...

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)

This is so old....

(Blartman, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)

Yes, it is.

But remember: You're only getting away with reposting old stuff by being one of the regurlars on the frontpage.
Anyone else would have attracted masses of trolls with disparaging comments.

Let me be clear that I think the image is awesome, and definitely deserves another FP at this time of the year. It's just that it's hypcritical that now people -aren't- judging the repost.

(NoSoup4U, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)

cheers.....was posted as a reply only

wasn't a new thread ....

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)

Who cares what you think

you do not contribute and hence forfeit any right to criticise this quality of workmanship.
Furthermore even if you did contribute I'd tell you to fuck off.

Nice work Dubby

(Zoidaroid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)

A job well done.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)

but did you like it?

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simbosan is too tired, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 4:29, archived)

with bacon

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)

What's up, Doc?

Happy Midwinter!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)

nicely

woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)

Thanks.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)

Yes! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)

This shit's legit brah!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)

Morning, Jeevesy.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)

Shuriken!!

WOO :)

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Ninj, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)

Hola, Ninj.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)

Hai Cap'n

\O/

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Ninj, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Awesome, clicks

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)

Cheers.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)

Awesome :)

He seems to be sonic'ing his nuts a bit there.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)

The light's nice, and stuff, but it's the vibrating alert he can't get enough of.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)

very very nicely indeed

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

Hail and well met, rory.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)

Allons y !

oh no, that was the last guy, wasn't it?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)

Why's he sonic screwdrivering his willy?

woo

[Edit] Should refresh before replying

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)

Christmas Eve Eve Eve!

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dogbomb, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)

You need an indie-spanging frying pan :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)

My Grammar had the same problem ;>)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)

Grammer.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)

....errm

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)

You've of speeled that rong.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)

Stew and beans.

Tune that station etc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)

Frank and beans!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)

Needs more DNA

* National Dyslexia Association

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)

I went to see my writing teacher but I forgot the question I had

I can't remember what I metaphor.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

er...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:04, archived)

*rubs*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:04, archived)

*dubs*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)

*echo chambers*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)

*nubs*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)

Beyond lies the *wubs*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)

to much for me.. *subs*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)

Imminent cdc is imminent

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)

accelerated evolution?

you can get an app for that

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)

haha!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)

Fuck's sake, Bob! Don't scratch the screen!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)

I just ordered a Galaxy S2.

*pulls tongues*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)

Good choice.

A tad larger than I'm used to (ooh, matron) but it is a very lovely thing.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)

It will be my first smart phone.

I thought I'd treat myself as I haven't bought a new phone for years!

Besides, I like large things in my hand.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)

It's my first smart phone, too.

*chestbumps*

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

BRO FIST

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)

iLikethis

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lord bofingham, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)

That's fantastic

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)

The way they're holding it

will stop the signal getting through to Jupiter

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fuscous, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

hahaha

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)

it's funny because it's true

but also well done

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)

Planet of the apps?

(MikeXPose, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)

Wiv Da angrels now rittle ferra....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, archived)

100% of FACT

woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)

tee hee

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)

Nice.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)

haha

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The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)

he was too busy writing operas and starving the people to play golf

apparently 17 of his personal bodyguards witnessed the event too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)

17? Well this makes it TRUFAX®

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)

The finest ball-washers around.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)

Three little birds...

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)

Hahahahaha

Now do Christopher Pyorrhea.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)

hahaha very good!

oooo i have one too!

CFB

CFB

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)

hahaha love it!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:04, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)

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