(OctoI ruin everything.,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:19,
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Yay! I love that film far better than the Norwegian one!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:30,
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Are stock photos that carry a watermark fair game?
Noticed a shutterstock on the front page as well.
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:33,
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Sorry was unaware of the compo
*awkwardly leaves
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:35,
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I think the copyright notice make it more legitimate
removing the copyright notice might be considered dodgy.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:36,
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I think in terms of infringement they're equally dodgy.
Isn't that reassuring :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:06,
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TJ: don't you love it when you spend 5 minutes on an essay on patronising beggars, only for the thread to be deleted!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:56,
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****THREAD DELETION ALERT****
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:01,
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Post it here!
  Copper dropping - the new urban extreme sport! Tired of those pennies weighing down your trousers? Too fucking lazy to count them out rather than paying for your Mars bar with that crisp new twenty? Then engage in a heady combination of conspicuous wealth disposal, patronisation of the homeless and illegal littering! www.copperdrop.org.uk/copperdropping (835Rocks from www.MagicBollocks.com, Sun 22 Jan, 17:50, More)  
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:06,
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On the grass?????
I would hate to be the one who has to mow it after
Don't think this had been thought through...there's far too many abusers of stuff like this around, most of them on the last boat over. Good idea though. Mind you the amount of people blinded by rogue lawnmower accidents might increase the chances of employment, so I'm all for it.
(johnselektalast posted something equally unfunny on or before,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:27,
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I was doing much the same...
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:09,
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I missed a thread deletion?!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:14,
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Patronising beggars are the worst.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:20,
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"You gotta be fuckin' kidding..."
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:05,
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"What's that thing you've got there then?"
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:34,
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er...
(brianftangwww.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:15,
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Gonna get caught....
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:17,
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he was found guilty of plagiarism, for stealing an entire section of someone else's song and releasing it as a single. Personally I think that puts his aggressive protection of his photographic image in an even more unflattering light. Particularly when you consider that a lot of the pics of him that were shopped here were not actually his copyrighted material.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:04,
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Instead of calling it copyright theft
he could sue for his personality rights. I think the general idea is that we're not allowed to be entertained by Prince's face in ways he doesn't like.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:15,
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Bindun
but yours is 7.3 times better.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:48,
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I'm hoping this isn't a bindun.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:10,
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ha!
(brianftangwww.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:14,
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haha!
(OctoI ruin everything.,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:19,
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Yay and I have just finished a new Woo!!!
- 10 minutes to eat half a packet of Bourbons - 5 minutes to set the photo up - About two hours to shop and gif - 1 minutes to optimise the fuck out of it and it is still to big for b3ta! - (sorry)
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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Too brown as well.
EDIT: Woo to your woo pic!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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Cheers...
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:34,
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I love bourbons
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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I don't understand why it's so big there isn't a lot of frames al i can suggest is to drop the number of colours
and use a pattern dither the quality should be good enough.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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*snigger* she said it's so big! f'naar
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:28,
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I think the wood affect is adding loads..
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:31,
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more than likely but there isn't a lot of moving pixels
so I think it's just the number of colours.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:33,
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There are a load of moving pixels if you take into account the wood effect,
Which is in effect multi couloured,gradiented from top to bottom and takes up a large proportion of each frame and changes every frame
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:40,
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Talking of the 'Wood' effect
I am now starting my 'research' for Kelly Kapowskis birthday tomorrow
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:37,
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Enjoy your mission!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:48,
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mission wank
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:57,
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There are some quite interesting videos...
O_o
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:08,
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(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:16,
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That one with the denim bikini and the camel toe is not her,,,
Apart from that...
*Fwaps
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:10,
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He does it for us!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:25,
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Yay fucking nice.....
I would suggest shooting it on a totaly flat background like plain coloured paper, the wood grain will be adding loads, a quick fix would be loose the zoom section...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:29,
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I may have a go at cutting the wood out then, but not today...
Thanks for the advice TIM
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:59,
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A bit like this still, a plain background reduces it by more than 25% I still fucking love it whatever :-)
Yours Plain background
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:19,
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What happened to teh Quos arms?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:12,
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I was lazy and used magic wand !
I know it's shit but was just a quick example of how mush a plain background would help.
This is really shit shit because I used magic wand just as an example of how a plain back ground would reduce the overall size, so the magic wand took half of their faces with it!, but it demonstrates how much it would reduce the size if done properly... Don't laugh, I know it's shit! www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/bourbonnedither_lossyplain.gif
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:48,
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Hahaha - sorry but I did laugh...
That last one is realy shit!
I will have a later the try and cut it out propper and then re-gif it...
* In other news, has Mo died? because my local Rrisons says she is?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:21,
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Hahahaha you bastard! it is shit though :-)
I'm rissing on your Risons Mo comment though?
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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My local shop used to say
They fixed it for about two weeks and now Mo is dead, so it just says Rrisons
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:14,
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Well now you have more Rrisons to shop at ..........!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:47,
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Is that
Plymouth?
(johnselektalast posted something equally unfunny on or before,
Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:29,
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(the wub- guide onion for the blind,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:12,
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Interesting <small>ignores wood innuendos</small>
I think the wood effect has to stay, the zoom effect has to stay, the out of focus background has to stay. Don't change it. As usual, the b3ta based subjects don't interest me that much, but the idea and the way it has been done is brill, and something that I for one would like to see more experimentation with. Note: I almost missed this because of the posts after it, and if I had that would have been very sad because the posts after it aren't as good, sorry.
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:13,
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Oh cheers mate,,,,
It's just a shame it had to be so compressed...
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:18,
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(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:49,
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Thats lovely,
such reflections are not so easy to come by at this time of year due to the general grey/dankness of the weather. That's pretty exceptional for a cameraphone too, especially when I have to take countless frames with an SLR to get anything even close. I haven't really taken much interesting in weeks due to living in shitty wet and misty Manchester but I did get this one up in Norwich just before the new year, reflections not quite on the same level of beauty unfortunately.
(CoubsSalty toothpaste,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:17,
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That's lovely!
and, scary girl is scary:
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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Ah, so THAT'S his girlfriend...
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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scary girl is definitely scary. Check out Todd & the Book of Pure Evil if you ever fancy something verging on too cheesy and badly acted to be good but actually is really enjoyable once you get into it (or high). No shoppery needed, a spang actually happens. Woo!
(CoubsSalty toothpaste,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:26,
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(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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Were these taken in West London?
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:41,
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At a guess, I'd say they were taken from fieldgate street in whitechaple..some from a roof top
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:48,
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Whitechapel somewhere.
The tower block is at the side of Watney Market near the Dean Swift pub. The angle it makes with Canada Water (Canary Wharf) puts it around Whitechapel. Too low to be the new Helipad at the London, so I'm not sure where it is taken from. Give us a clue Herman...
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:49,
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I think it's fieldgate street ...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:50,
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Must be. I know that belltower from the other picture too, but can't place it.
So, do you prefer Tayyab's or Maedah? I reckon Tayyabs is trading on it's reputation now. Lahore is much better these days, but I do like a bit of Turkish now & then!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:55,
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If it's your treat I'll let you choose thanks !
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:03,
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You'd better put out afterwards though.
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:26,
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Hahaha I aways do !!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:24,
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Well that's what everyone gets for poking around in peoples private areas! Oooh Err! And no, It was just a track from my Trial Lesson a few years back.
(macroscian(1 like),
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:20,
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"quick tell the internets!!"
that's your mums house that is etc etc.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:37,
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I take it 4chan is missing a fuckwit
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:40,
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*gets popcorn*
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:41,
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I think she's gone
might as well put away the popcorn and bunker keys
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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I'm still here
and never visted 4chan in my life thanks. Unlike yo mumma!!! hahah chortle chortle
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:06,
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omg your so funny
like your dad trying to see his own dick
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:07,
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haha!!
the level of funny you have just achieved has actually made the entire universe twice as good as it was before. Well done on such an awesome joke!
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:09,
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"quick tell the internets!!"
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:10,
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you are a 15 year old school girl
/aicmfp
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:19,
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:33,
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Yes, you did.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:03,
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what plugins do you use to get that effect? It's beautiful and pushing quite close to the boundary of what I can percieve as real. I love the Efex series but I don't think it offers anything quite like that.
(CoubsSalty toothpaste,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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I lowered the saturation, then used high pass to up the sharpness
then using a layer with gaussian blur I added the blur, set a layer mask to keep the sharpness
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:07,
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Yay lovely....
I'v been there I think, is it on the main road from Bakewell to Buxton about a mile or so before you get to Buxton on the left hand side going in that direction opposite a little river? if it is it reminded me of Nazi bunker?
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:36,
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