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#

EDIT: I've been meaning to do this for a while. Seems like a good a time as any.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# A true magician
Give it 5 mins and Pedantichrist will swap their faces over
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
# He was a really powerful sorcerer, until he got an arrow in his hand
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I DO NOT HAVE AN OBSESSION!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I can't come to the phone right now...
..I'm in the middle of a fuckin' nightmare....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I knew I'd seen the one in the bow-tie somewhere before...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# There was a reply here
but it has gone.

I am upset as I wanted to read it.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Sod it, I made another one.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# once you pop you just can't stop
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# It is like a disease!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I know it is not as good, I just do not care.
After all, they do have a SAUSAGE!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# (S)he looks like John Lydon in this one.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Now I am aroused!*
*I am not.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Or John Lithgow.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# what perspective-matching algorithm... :P
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Haha!
I thought the sausage was more important than the faces.

I set out to do it well, but in the end it just looked too daft to ignore.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Sausages!

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Less of the Freddy Got Fingered on /board please, k thx
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# seriously scary, man
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# creepy
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely shopped.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Haha.. you are obsesed...!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Don't talk shit.

We all bloody are!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
You've even got the right number of fingers on his hand.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# EEk, well done
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Mmm...


i have an open relationship with these biscuits.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Newt biscuits
:( Poor Newts.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# The flavor black folks love!
Can't wait ta cash in ma food stamps an
git summa that good ol' Gingrich, massah!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Mm-mmm! You can almost taste the oppression!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# NIGGA DAMN
Also, please spread the love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4BtfKOlC8
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah! :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# each box is made with at least 16% raw oppression
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# They mostly get dunked at night, mostly
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Gah!
*nightmares*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Jimmy Carr is great
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# ewww :P


I dunno which one i like better
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# weeeeeee:D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# The Newt Song
From many years ago. Still true.
www.b3ta.com/links/737572
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# lol just using b3ta as an image host for the links board
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# no
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# oh hi! I didnt think youd be on today *nervous grin*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Sorry, didn't mean to post this from my comedy account
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# That's my comedy count! I just logged out for a sec...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Yes, but there's no comedy in anything you count
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# WHUT?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# ac ac ac ac ac ac ac ac!
I blame the Daily Mail.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Whato Jeeves is my comedy account
Sorry!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Running low on juice
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# is that Mark P0rter?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# no, he didn't post it himself
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Unless I'm Mark P0rter's comedy account?
*suffers intense existential doubt*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Everybody is someone else's comedy account

/deep
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# There's no comedy value in anything I say, ever.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# This is true.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Bloodcum :(
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# It reminds me very much of this
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# OBEY
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Don't wonna :(
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# No!
If you obey one kanobe you'll end up obeying them all.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# yes!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# *opens third eye*
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#

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# RUN!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
#
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# My eyes have gone all wonky again
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# 4dam has wonky eyes
100% TRUFAX
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I'v looked in the mirror and seen similar...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I don't _think_ that's Quentin Wilson
but now I can't quite shake the idea
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# WTF
:)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# He does what his wife tells him to....
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Gak! These *always* fuck up my eyes.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Haha.... Me too! I love what it says about the human brain that it does that.....
Doesn't work if you do it with any other part of the human body....
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
# True. If you try to recognise faces with anything other than the human brain, it doesn't work
E.g. :o)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Also fasinating how a single curved line pointing up at each edge will make you feel happy..
And when pointing down will make you feel negative and sad!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
#
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# Your garden pond is getting a little bit full, I would consider dredging it !
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# meanwhile...
in a petri dish in a shed behind a greenhouse at Monsanto World Headquarters :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# You?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)
# possibly
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:50, archived)
# *multigrins*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Haha... give us a kiss..
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# No ;)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# ((((((SPANG)))))
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Woo!
What's the aliens name?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
#
Mister Spang :O) and his nickname is Mister Green
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Mister green is slang for something else where I come from!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Yay.. this should be a screen saver option...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
#
Yay.. this should be a ""GREEN"" saver option...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Very good
but when is the alien going to catch that annoying guy and give him what for?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
#
Hahahahaha Soon soon be patient
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I've been waiting half an hour now...
and he still hasn't caught him. What a swizz!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# So...
insider tip? Around when in the film does he catch him?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# :D
Woo spang
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, over at Macready Stock
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Yay! I love that film far better than the Norwegian one!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Are stock photos that carry a watermark fair game?
Noticed a shutterstock on the front page as well.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Sorry was unaware of the compo
*awkwardly leaves
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I think the copyright notice make it more legitimate
removing the copyright notice might be considered dodgy.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I think in terms of infringement they're equally dodgy.
Isn't that reassuring :)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# TJ: don't you love it when you spend 5 minutes on an essay on patronising beggars, only for the thread to be deleted!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# ****THREAD DELETION ALERT****
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Post it here!
 
Copper dropping - the new urban extreme sport! Tired of those pennies weighing down your trousers? Too fucking lazy to count them out rather than paying for your Mars bar with that crisp new twenty? Then engage in a heady combination of conspicuous wealth disposal, patronisation of the homeless and illegal littering!
www.copperdrop.org.uk/copperdropping
(835Rocks from www.MagicBollocks.com, Sun 22 Jan, 17:50, More)
 
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# On the grass?????
I would hate to be the one who has to mow it after

Shrapnel!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
Don't think this had been thought through...there's far too many abusers of stuff like this around, most of them on the last boat over. Good idea though. Mind you the amount of people blinded by rogue lawnmower accidents might increase the chances of employment, so I'm all for it.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# I was doing much the same...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# I missed a thread deletion?!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Patronising beggars are the worst.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# "You gotta be fuckin' kidding..."
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# "What's that thing you've got there then?"
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] er...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Gonna get caught....
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
#
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# I recently learned
he was found guilty of plagiarism, for stealing an entire section of someone else's song and releasing it as a single.
Personally I think that puts his aggressive protection of his photographic image in an even more unflattering light. Particularly when you consider that a lot of the pics of him that were shopped here were not actually his copyrighted material.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Instead of calling it copyright theft
he could sue for his personality rights. I think the general idea is that we're not allowed to be entertained by Prince's face in ways he doesn't like.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Bindun
but yours is 7.3 times better.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I'm hoping this isn't a bindun.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# ha!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Yay and I have just finished a new Woo!!!
- 10 minutes to eat half a packet of Bourbons
- 5 minutes to set the photo up
- About two hours to shop and gif
- 1 minutes to optimise the fuck out of it and it is still to big for b3ta!
- (sorry)

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Too brown as well.
EDIT: Woo to your woo pic!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Cheers...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# I love bourbons
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I don't understand why it's so big there isn't a lot of frames al i can suggest is to drop the number of colours
and use a pattern dither the quality should be good enough.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# *snigger* she said it's so big! f'naar
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I think the wood affect is adding loads..
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# more than likely but there isn't a lot of moving pixels
so I think it's just the number of colours.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# There are a load of moving pixels if you take into account the wood effect,
Which is in effect multi couloured,gradiented from top to bottom and takes up a large proportion of each frame and changes every frame
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Talking of the 'Wood' effect
I am now starting my 'research' for Kelly Kapowskis birthday tomorrow
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Enjoy your mission!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
mission wank
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# There are some quite interesting videos...
O_o
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# That one with the denim bikini and the camel toe is not her,,,
Apart from that...

*Fwaps
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# He does it for us!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Yay fucking nice.....

I would suggest shooting it on a totaly flat background like plain coloured paper, the wood grain will be adding loads, a quick fix would be loose the zoom section...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I may have a go at cutting the wood out then, but not today...
Thanks for the advice TIM
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# A bit like this still, a plain background reduces it by more than 25% I still fucking love it whatever :-)
Yours

Plain background
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# What happened to teh Quos arms?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# I was lazy and used magic wand !
I know it's shit but was just a quick example of how mush a plain background would help.

I know these are really shit, I just through them together, adding a bit of dither a lossy fucks it, but I'm trying to optimise your already optimised file..
www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/bourbondither_lossy64.gif

This is really shit shit because I used magic wand just as an example of how a plain back ground would reduce the overall size, so the magic wand took half of their faces with it!, but it demonstrates how much it would reduce the size if done properly...
Don't laugh, I know it's shit!
www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/bourbonnedither_lossyplain.gif
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha - sorry but I did laugh...
That last one is realy shit!

I will have a later the try and cut it out propper and then re-gif it...

* In other news, has Mo died? because my local Rrisons says she is?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahaha you bastard! it is shit though :-)
I'm rissing on your Risons Mo comment though?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# My local shop used to say


They fixed it for about two weeks and now Mo is dead, so it just says Rrisons
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Well now you have more Rrisons to shop at ..........!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Is that
Plymouth?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Time well spent
=]
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Interesting <small>ignores wood innuendos</small>
I think the wood effect has to stay, the zoom effect has to stay, the out of focus background has to stay. Don't change it. As usual, the b3ta based subjects don't interest me that much, but the idea and the way it has been done is brill, and something that I for one would like to see more experimentation with. Note: I almost missed this because of the posts after it, and if I had that would have been very sad because the posts after it aren't as good, sorry.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Oh cheers mate,,,,
It's just a shame it had to be so compressed...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# have a click for that wee wonder...it's well good
*click*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Ta
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Nice woo.
Have an early one of mine...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Woo :D
clickclick
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Nice to see he's done something with his hair...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# He should totally go with Grecian 2000 it's a whole new look for him
but on the other hand...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I once had a friend that used (Just for men) It was a roll on the fllor moment clutching your stomach laughing when you saw him..
He waited 2 weeks and had a number one cut!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Fucking awesome
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Hello
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Wot no cunt? :(
*click*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# There is one cunt in the last bit
but we could just gloss over that.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Paul Daniel's home made Beadle hands across the ocean
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# As its sunday:D shitty camera phone:(
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
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# Chem trails....the truth is out there ;-)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Thats lovely,
such reflections are not so easy to come by at this time of year due to the general grey/dankness of the weather. That's pretty exceptional for a cameraphone too, especially when I have to take countless frames with an SLR to get anything even close. I haven't really taken much interesting in weeks due to living in shitty wet and misty Manchester but I did get this one up in Norwich just before the new year, reflections not quite on the same level of beauty unfortunately.

Clicky



For full size/res
www.flickr.com/photos/jlmeehan/6741243717/

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# That's lovely!
and, scary girl is scary:
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Ah, so THAT'S his girlfriend...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
#
scary girl is definitely scary. Check out Todd & the Book of Pure Evil if you ever fancy something verging on too cheesy and badly acted to be good but actually is really enjoyable once you get into it (or high). No shoppery needed, a spang actually happens. Woo!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
#
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#
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# Nice finger action.
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#
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# Hahaha
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I clicked I like this
Because I like this
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Very nice

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# * Waves

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Were these taken in West London?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# At a guess, I'd say they were taken from fieldgate street in whitechaple..some from a roof top
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Whitechapel somewhere.
The tower block is at the side of Watney Market near the Dean Swift pub. The angle it makes with Canada Water (Canary Wharf) puts it around Whitechapel. Too low to be the new Helipad at the London, so I'm not sure where it is taken from.
Give us a clue Herman...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# I think it's fieldgate street ...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Must be. I know that belltower from the other picture too, but can't place it.
So, do you prefer Tayyab's or Maedah? I reckon Tayyabs is trading on it's reputation now. Lahore is much better these days, but I do like a bit of Turkish now & then!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# If it's your treat I'll let you choose thanks !
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# You'd better put out afterwards though.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha I aways do !!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# From here:)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Ah, makes sense.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Nice, are you Jack the ripper?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Lovely :)

Here's the view from the back of my house in Manchester; you can just about see the city centre in the right half of the photo.
www.b3tards.com/u/d03ec72263e23ed4c51e/photo0879.jpg
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Your digs are hardly the house out of the young ones!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# No no, this is my house in Manchester. My student house in Preston has a much less impressive view.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Ar.... I always thought it was the other was around..
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Nice ripples.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
^very much this
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Passive Aggressive Signage...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Lubbly
what's purplebat.com?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:53, archived)
#
Nothing exciting I'm afraid. Just one of many domains accumulated over the years that happens to have loads of space free.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# You do flying lessons?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# You've deleted the flying lesson :(
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
#
Well that's what everyone gets for poking around in peoples private areas! Oooh Err!
And no, It was just a track from my Trial Lesson a few years back.

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)
# It wasn't very private, it was a google result for your site.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Fair enough, I'd forgotten about the stuff was lying around there.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# good job your porn stash is elsewhere
phew
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Yup! Its on batswithtits.com
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# oops...Google could not find bloomoo's porn stash :(
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I see
I thought I was just being thick and there was a puzzle on the front page :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# "cunt him in the fuck Barry"
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# That's not passive aggressive. That's just plain agressive.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Bats shouldn't be purple.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I cant get into website
and the name has intrigued me :(
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# He needs to protect his directories though
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Not worth the effort for two files
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# There is always the possibility of MORE FILES!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Top lurkage!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# ^ ^ If they're nosy, it just means they like your stuff =)
As do I.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# it does :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I'd go round hitting people for fun, if my hand did that every time I hit someone!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Ker Pow!
I got Adam West to pose for those drawings.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Been in my head too long..
Photobucket
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Sowwy
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Oh Hai Jane!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# gotta lotta axolotl
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# aww
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I love it ^^
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I want one :)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I like this alotl
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha.. That made me laugh far more than it should have!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I took this and ran it through my duts filter
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# its a bit low contrast
is it for a game?
*mumbles something about not liking HDR photography*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# I'm not a massive fan of HDR
but thought I'd be open minded
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# cheer yourself up with some boobs on a bicycle
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# FASTER!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# it's a leisurely cycle
besides I'm sure someone will hack it for you in a second
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# ^ This... and make her hit some bumps in the road!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)
# #ENHANCE
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Lully
May I ask sir, is it 3DS Max that you use?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# yep
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I hope she doesn't go down a cobbled road
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# :-D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I kinda hope she does
really.

Hypnotically wondrous, Mr HT
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I hope she Do ::D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Cannot look away
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# "quick tell the internets!!"
that's your mums house that is etc etc.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I take it 4chan is missing a fuckwit
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# *gets popcorn*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I think she's gone
might as well put away the popcorn and bunker keys
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I'm still here
and never visted 4chan in my life thanks. Unlike yo mumma!!! hahah chortle chortle
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# omg your so funny
like your dad trying to see his own dick
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# haha!!
the level of funny you have just achieved has actually made the entire universe twice as good as it was before. Well done on such an awesome joke!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)
# "quick tell the internets!!"
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# you are a 15 year old school girl
/aicmfp
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Yes, you did.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
what plugins do you use to get that effect? It's beautiful and pushing quite close to the boundary of what I can percieve as real. I love the Efex series but I don't think it offers anything quite like that.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I lowered the saturation, then used high pass to up the sharpness
then using a layer with gaussian blur I added the blur, set a layer mask to keep the sharpness
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Yay lovely....
I'v been there I think, is it on the main road from Bakewell to Buxton about a mile or so before you get to Buxton on the left hand side going in that direction opposite a little river? if it is it reminded me of Nazi bunker?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Balls :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I may be mistaken, but this looks very much like science to me.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Indeed
I can only assume this was filmed in CERN?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# nice, very nice
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# YaY
Does this involve Shitty Magnets?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Very good =]
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Is this that alternate ending I've heard so much about?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Ahh, not seen this in ages! :D very well done, I must say.
This one too; genuinely creepy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Very good!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# woo! to the above.. and in other decapitation news

(looking at yours now, why i aughta reanimate it/ well, I have)


(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Look at him go!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# a click haha
for every ball he catches/throws
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Woo yay...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# liking this more and more..woo:D
can't help thinking ...if you 'shopped a whole guy stood there(joined from the chest down )it'd be extra mind bendy
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# God I love these
*click*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I used 14, but close enough for my sanity
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Hooray! :D *clicks*
I've been trying to fit all 60 into a picture. It's going to look like Broadmoor on a bad day.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# There are no bad days at Broadmoor
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# this am champion
click
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Fake! Fake!
No soaped-up-midget-in-tub.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# he could be Day 2
"try and bleach it off"
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# And sea nun.
And Hitler girl.

I love this compo.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# If this doesn't win, I shall become bitter and twisted.
Brilliant.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# So no change then? ;)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I blame the rest of the world.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Stop the internet!
:D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
posted at the same time!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# if a third person had
teh internets would actually stop
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# this wins. fantastic.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# This is a winner
WYH
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Oh my, yes!
yes!Stop teh internets we have a winnar.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Winna!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Very good, well done and carry on!
Edit: If you missed this during the week, it's worth a look..

* Click to go to thread
- NSFDU! (Not safe for Dial-Up)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Childish
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Yes, but very very funny...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Oh god yes :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I totally missed that
epic!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# You really ought to post more.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# thanks :D
trying to get a bit more active, been lurking mostly
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I believe this requires me to reply with a woo yay houpla!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant
Click 'n Woo!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Congratulations you have won the internets!
*clickies* :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
#


I am unable to resist these.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# love it :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# second front page in nearly 10 years!
Thanks for the clicks and encouragements!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Well deserved.
Now do more.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# This is sweeping majesty.
Kudos, herman.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# what's this from?
it's like a manga version of the video I made :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# :D
Sorry, i can't find the source :/ I found the original gif on a japan/korea tumblr.

edit: !!! Its from a music video of the K-pop band Epik High.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I'm not falling for it
not twice in one day anyway
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Congrats
It's the least it deserves.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# 2 FPs from 61 posts though is a hell of a ratio!
Less lurking, more posting then!
Woo BTW!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# great!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Nicely:D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
#


just because
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# FP this!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# epic
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# The readings are off the charts!
This is just too good! :D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# yeah, also clicks
woosome
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# compo winnah
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# this is awesome :))
*clickety click*
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Epic!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha, epic!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
that's some good b3ta

(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 3:59, archived)
#
fantastic!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# outstanding!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# niiiiiice
ah liiiiiike. Good work!
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# I don't think she is talking to me anymore....


Was it something I said??
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Glue on glue action!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha!
maybe I can redeem myself with a glue related comment?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# how about...
"aaah that was surprisingly easy to masturbate too, and oddly enough the last thing that went through my mind was glue... *wipes*" ??

She is a church goer, this should go down well right??!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Do it.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# I love a bit o' glue me
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha!
Sensitivity level up!!!!!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# In other news, looks like Freebase finally met his match
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# What a site
 
:D :D
 
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
"He’ll steal your vagina right out from under your dress if you aren’t careful"
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# You do love horses then
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# This is amusing, but it disturbs me that b3ta is turning into 4chan
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# U mad bro?
/ac
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# cool story bro
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# they see me postin on b3ta
they hatin
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Trips decides how I destroy my own cock.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Winnar!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# QUICK
TELL THE INTERNETS
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# says the guy pimping his photos
in his signature. lol you cunt.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Pics I have taken and not screenshotted from facebook



(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I created a humorous scenario
you have merely taken photos of shit that was already there.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# and then you decided to tell everyone, isn't this how it would be posted on 4chan?
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# dunno you tell me?
you seem to be a 4chan expert.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# obvious troll is obvious
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I hate this. :(
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# so do a lot of people on b3ta
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Abstract #1


Click for bigger (279 kb)


(Edit: Oops... uploaded a crappy png instead of a jpg... sorry)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I Like this
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Tar. :)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# This is
impressive.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Dong tunnel
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# I was thinking more of "Ribcage".
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# lol@"just on the pot"
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Smallbrainfield can do no wrong, in my eyes.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Someone else that I need to set up an auto-click for, for when I'm not here :)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Nobody does teefs or fear-stricken eyes better.
It's the gel.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Yay..
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Really nice...
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)

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