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[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 4:21, archived)
# Anything even moderately to do with 2001 meets with my approval.
This is no exception.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# nice, but it should've been a monkey bike ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:05, archived)
# Racist
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 4:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 5:37, archived)
[challenge entry] morning
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# Evil chimp's gone batshit crazy!
Is that John Craven's severed head?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# i thought it was Bill Bixby
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# So you're saying batchimp could take the incredible hulk?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:37, archived)
# aw hell naw!!
I was thinking more along the lines of 'Mister Eddies Father'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BD80DyQodA&feature=related
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Well that's alright then.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# ok then :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:49, archived)
# yep
that is John Craven's head
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:52, archived)
# fly my pretties
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 7:54, archived)
# OMG THIS IS SOOOOOOO SCARY
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# sofa king what?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)
# big cunt little cunt
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# he is FASCINATED with his walking legs
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# she couldn't give a shit and finds him to be an embarrassing simpleton
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# those legs are made for walking
that's what they'll do
those legs are really sticky
and leave a trail of goo
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# who are these cunts and has she had a stroke?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# haha
John Bercow is big leggy...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# can't believe the amount of cunts (formerly friends) who have posted this on facebook
and have said OMG it's soooo scary. Is it FUCK!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# and so you posted it here?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Serves you right for using facebook.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:26, archived)
# No different to
things like this which have been doing the rounds since the 1930s
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# yeah, ever since around half seven we've been bombarded with them
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I've laughed at scarier dreams.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Hey now, thi-AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# O Hai Moggy
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Needs more tachograph ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Barry is currently on an official break
at the Watford Gap.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Good
He works too hard
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:26, archived)
# say
chiiiizu!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:47, archived)
# I still would
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 5:36, archived)
# a high quality muzzle and she's good to go
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Hi honey, I'm home.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# There was one yesterday with a photo of some woods
and the same face as in the sofa one had been shopped into it.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
# It freaked me out
and I'm completely desensitised
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Now, I'm frightened of vengeful spirits..
.. but I'm also afraid of soft furnishings.
Which is scarier?
There's only one way to find out..
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# how do you feel about double shaded lamps?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# I don't like talking about spooky shit this close to bedtime.
Brr.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# The thing I noticed was that the standard lamp has two lampshades on it.
what do I win?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# apart from aids, obviously.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# 8D

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Yikes! Looks fast-acting, too.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Swift justice.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# And not the slightest bit illegal!
I heard they were gonna get Bin Laden with this, but missed his arm so they just blatted him in't face.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:54, archived)
# blue aids.
I knew it'd be the blue type :(
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# no, i think it's the violet stuff
it's been aged 20 years, a high quality aids
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# o/
i'll have some of THAT
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# ah piss!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Proper spooky that.
Do people actually do that? Surely it's cheaper just to buy a lower-wattage bulb or something?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# i'm going to assume that's rhetorical and that you don't really think i know a lot about lamps ;)
though thinking about it, with two shades you'd get two different diffusions at the same time, a brighter light nearer the lamp itself and softer further away.
however i can't imagine it'd be all that effective with those shades, plus they're hideous.
imho i think that rooms just crying out for a plasma ball.
real interior design tips tm
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# it had a bit too much to drink
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# OMG REPOST DIS 2 10 FRIENDS B4 MIDNIGHT OR THE GHOST OF JOSEPH STALIN IS GONNA BUM U
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# *eagerly awaits bumming*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# he's going to do it with a hammer and sickle
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, EVERYONE hears you scream.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
#
so i'm tracking a parcel from the UK to Aus when i notice a discrepancy with the times.
i e-mailed parcel force and asked about the their international time travel parcel service and if they could deliver it to me on the 18th of January as that would be quite handy.

yeah they didn't seem to get it either


cfb

and woo i finally managed to do the cfb
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# So your clock is wrong?
:p
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# HAHAHA WONG CROCK!

HAHA CROCK IS WONG!

MAKE RIGHTLY CROCK!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Best reply of the night.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# rumbled!
no honestly, the clock's right
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# What next, Australians having xmas in summer?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# it is pretty nice having xmas in summer, though it doesn't really feel that xmassy.
the really weird thing is all the snow decorations in shop windows when it's 40 degress outside
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# oh well, waste not, want not
*unzips*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Is that Peter Cushion?
- I actually used to think that was the actor's name, when I was a kid.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# everyone's last name is cushion
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# very apt,
in his case - old puffy face.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# i just bought a new settee
it's amazing. i'm sitting on it right now. 4 fucking seater bastard settee
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# I got a new settee recently, too.
I'd sometimes forget until I walked into the room and then think 'oh fucking yes! I've got a new sofa!' and luxuriate in it for a bit... :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# ha ha wow! Old age must be fun that way ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
# yep!
memory like a goldfish... I find life almost constantly amazing. :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# he wasn't there again today
 
scary sofa
 
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)
# so, could one of you explain the rules of this game again for me?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha
lol
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Where's Cock when you need him?
Ha-ha! Spock!
I meant Spock.

Woo, also.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# he's preparing 'the shocker'
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
# "THE GOAT! You bastard, the goat!"
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)
# I feel sorry for the guy in the red shirt who's about to walk in
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# They always get fucked.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# "Captain required on the poop deck!"
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# LOL, STAR WARS!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# ohshittingmary!
hahahaclick
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha!
that has to have a click.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# pahaha
they have the same penis
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Hmm ...
*studies*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# I can't stop laughing.:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
'clicked'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 6:03, archived)
# have an old one
beware the chin sniper for he is lethal

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
# but I cant reply to some of those :(
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# I read that as chin spinner and thought it was going to animate.
Ha!

*smacks self in face*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# fuck me!!!!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# I'm sure I heard something.
*looks around bedroom*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
# A literal tribute to the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# needs more noon
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Needs more drunken fox lady
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Wasted! :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
# eurghhh, she has her elbow on a wet spot
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Ha ha...NICE!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:46, archived)
# That's rather good.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# bloody hell...
that's a very odd thing.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# i have an urge to twiddle with her aerial
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# That's absolutely fucking mental.
Bravo.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# herman:D - King of the extended canvas!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# To paraphrase the Outer Limits: Herman controls the vertical, Clay controls the horizontal ;)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
# haha!
The Scroller Brothers!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Where?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:23, archived)
#
________________________________________________________________
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:10, archived)
# *excited clapping*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Yeah, but does it tile?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahah
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# .
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# My money was always on the gorilla
every time
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# if they had a bath mat he wouldn't keep slipping (health & safety and all that)
woo as usual :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Don't wanna push yours down (aims for cymbal, misses) so I'll drop this pic here:
Full frontal male nudity, also beaver shot:
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahaha! A common sight in the deep south, so I hear.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Ha ha! WTH?!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Hahah
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# /unlurks

HOORAH

/relurks
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
#
OR NK
;)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# hehehe
arf
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# whahay
funny
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Marvelous Herman :D
*click* :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I regret nothinggggggggggggggggggg!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# haha!
I suspected that would tile vertically rather well. :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# burp !
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# haha fuck!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Genuine LOL here
:)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# arf!
but-
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# HAHAH! FUCK!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# RIS
is it an ice lolly?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
With the sheer excellence of this, and Drimble's "Carry my cock", we should totally do a Beano/Dandy image challenge.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# ^THIS!
And then we can protest to bring Beano back, or make the price low again, or something or other.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# The character designs are a big pile of steaming turd these days :(
2.bp.blogspot.com/-7OyS7KdT2gw/Tw3BSPaiiHI/AAAAAAAAJUk/WD-R2rZolGQ/s1600/dando.jpg
Too much LOLZANY and trying to compete with Cartoon Network, methinks
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Utter wank.
8(
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# *tuts* what a load of shit :(
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Seriously, what the fuck is going on with Desperate Dan
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Looks kinda like the Heavy from TF2.
There's some stuff that just shouldn't be changed, and here they've done it.

EDIT: Just noticed... £1.50?! Fucking hell! I remember when it was only 50p!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Or 25p.
/old blog
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# ^ Howdy
Definitely suggest this
Gets my vote
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Need an image to draw the punters in before suggesting.
Will try and knock something up, later.
And then I'll do the picture..
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# This will win hands down, but I'll never have my epic image ready in time, it'll have to be a late entry (as in several months late)
Didn't I read that this site got hit with a cease and desist from DC Thomson in the past ... or am I imagining things?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Pfft.
All the more reason to do it.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# :-(
Now youve got me thinking that Wilfrid looks a bit like a stumpy cock with the foreskin slightly pulled back :-(
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Wait... hang on... Yep.
Just heard the sound of my childhood screaming in pain and dying.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Yes.
b3ta does that to all of us eventually.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I only just managed to resuscitate it after that Raccoons picture Drimble posted the other week.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I've thought that for a long time now
There was even a Profanisaurus entry where someone wrote in to ask Professor Fuck about what it was called when one's foreskin gets uncomfortably trapped, forcing one to retract and manually re-apply it, and the Professor referred to the process as "correcting a spontaneous Wilfrid"
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
I know that 'issue' :-D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Holy...
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)
# WINNER! of everything!
Much woo sir.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# well, you know where you can go and stick that!
:D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I want
for some odd reason

to squeeze his little head.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Superb!
My sister-in-law's granddad drew the Bash Street Kids.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# fucking hell!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Space Newt

This isn't mine; I didn't make it, but I wish I had.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# uh oh....
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# *stops playing the piano and stares*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# TJ
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Troll hungry?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# *coughs*
*clears throat*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)
# check his previous post
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# he added text to that at least
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
#


(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# This isn't mine; I didn't make it, but I wish I had.

When I saw this pic on the internet, I couldn't resist it. I added the wording. Wish I coulda found this during the boiling piss challenge.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)
# This is mine; I made it, and I'm glad I did.
and I'm glad I did.
The pics aren't mine I just added the lettering and peas and animation. I never saw a BP challenge I only made this recently.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Error 53. Piss status: boiling
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# psst
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Whoa!
That is really cool!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# was a stunning source image
seemed a shame to do too much to it :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# link?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# link?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# that's interestingly good
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# OH FUCK NO
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# that kid looks young for his age
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# that's funny....and clever !
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# and that's freaky!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# it's
nuts
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# eek that tongue's going to be sliced off next
woo
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# fuck me
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
#
this scares me
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Holy Fuck!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Hahahahah!
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# amazing bit o' kit this
not your average "bindun" :D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# This is the worst thing I have seen this week.
Brilliant
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 2:47, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# he phuks kids
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# *moons*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# OH NOES, THAR BE BLOODBAAAAATH!

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# aww
:)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:16, archived)
# If it isn't yours, then don't post it here.
I don't care that it's not funny (it isn't), but some people put a lot of effort into things I don't appreciate, though I can admire the effort.
By posting this, you may have knocked an example of true talent off the bottom of the board, which makes you a cunt.
Just in case you didn't realise. You cunt.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# yeah! kick him in the tits! go on!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck Barry.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# To fuck with you knobbler
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Horny
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I'm not
I think something is wrong
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# You're not a unicorn
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# no need to rub it in
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I could wank in your hat
if you like?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# you had your chance
you missed it
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Arsecakes
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Horny Horse!
*click*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Lully ;-)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# horny horny horny
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# i hate that song
And had completely forgotten about it until now :-(
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# you're lucky
I've had Age of Aquarius rattling around my brain all day today.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hah! You think YOU'VE got it bad?
I've had the Inspector Gadget theme in my head all day!

I'm just about ready to scoop my own brains out with a spoon.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I've had "Come On Eileen" nonstop!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Gah, that takes some beating! D:
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# "Come up screaming!"
(I'm trying to sing Big Country, to distract me from Eileen)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Horrible Histories theme today
last week, I had 'If You Tolerate This' by The Manics for about 4 days which very abruptly got replaced by Bananarama medleys
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# for some horrific reason
when in my garden, I get obscure Chas 'n' Dave, for no reason I can ever fathom, other than I had it stuck in my head the last time I was in the garden

it's enough to drive one to distraction
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# it becomes cyclical I think
you remember memories and the song comes back

The station announcements at Swindon station are preceded with 4 tones (a la Hi-De-Hi) and they are virtually identical to the opening 4 notes of Jerusalem which ends up in my head for hours after hearing them
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# it's like the penguin
once you try not to think about it, you've already thought about it and reinforced the associations...and forever my garden will remind me of cockney pianna :(
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# It's because you're not wearing the foil hats.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# It's like goatse
once you remember seeing it...
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:38, archived)
# it's got more rabbit than Sainsbury's
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# It's worse than that
www.thelyricarchive.com/song/1799283-233648/Not-Me

I can't have heard this song in 20 years, yet it's determined it's going to be the soundtrack to me clearing up leaves. Argh.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# *will not click*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# GERTCHA!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I now have all those songs playing at once.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# yes, me too
well done thread, now my head is done in by this cacophony.

*runs off screaming*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
# A popular remedy for earworms is to sing that bit at the start of It's Not Unusual
the bit without any real words: doop, de-doop, doop, de-doop. This chases out the other earworms, a bit like when they used to give people malaria to cure syphilis.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius,
The Age of Aquarius, Aaaaaquarius
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Aaaargh
Ag a do do do
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Fucksocks
I had to think what that was and it's stuck now...
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# So have I........
no idea why
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I was, but then I had a wank
I was watching uniporn
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I NEED A POO!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Rah.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Fake, no winky.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# awwww
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
This reminds me of Vasquez's vampise comic (tried to find a pic, could not)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I love this
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# o hai
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Bromfield, you cunt! You interrupted a helluva party!
I thought hitler died too? Or is that Blakey from on the buses?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Night of The Living Ted.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Ken Russell - the Disney years.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Normality has resumed
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# yay for the nun of the above resurrection!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# NEEDS BETTAR SITCHED
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# hahaha
hitler kitty ftw :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Teh Quo!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# The little cat laughed to see such FWUNK
and Hitler ran away with the nun
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Growr!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Righteous!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Now there's a habit I could get into!
/etc
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# ahhhahhhah yes
 
rockin' all over the world
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# this is fantastic
i want a scented bear vagina now.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I knew this was how you were going to bring them all back.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# You can have my wife's
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# ^ This, but with more plasters and nuns
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Tastes like chicken.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Was this some satanic resurrection ritual?
Or were they just fucking on his grave to spite him?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# They were trying to bring him back to life.
When he popped up, they were shocked! O_O
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# It's like one of my dreams made real.
But more brilliant.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Carrie on Bromfield:-)
I'd love a cat like that ;-) Imagine the looks when I'd take it for walks!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# *takes off glasses* what is this masterpiece...
I've still yet to do any Nun of the Above stuff. Hell I don't even know what I'd do for it, you're already covering all the bases. XD
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Imagine this: They can do anything!!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Hmm, I guess it's just me that thinks there's only so many hijinks Hitler, a nun and a zombie teddy can get up to.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# They didn't even go into outer space yet.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# GOT IT. Giant robots. o____o
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# It's like you drew what we're all thinking!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# big thighs - phwoar!
very nice
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Two hunny pots for the price of one!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# not only hitler
but mini hitler

and hitler cat!

\o/
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# This is part 52 in a series of how Hitler lost his ball
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I love these.
Swastika sex position is ace.

Do you get the horn while drawing them?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Just her.
She's hot!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# The ballad of Resurrection Adolf and Maria Nun
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# he dropped
his luger

this weirdness I like
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# yet again
awesome
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Kitler!
He shouldn't be watching this. He should be rounding up some rats or something.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Next one....(sort of)...!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# GIVE ME MY EYES
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
# ... i ... i ...
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# awesome
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Wild scenes, man.
You should collect these on a blog or something. I imagine the comments would be awesome.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# I had that very thought the other day. I'll try to get on that soon. o/
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Runaway Drury
New Grisham novel

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# I prefer horror and fantasy.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Ha :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# LS11 tag?
Needs more towers.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Gah!
I was gonna edit out the boy and replace him with two planes. So in answer no. (I assume you meant ls18?)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# its time to get latte
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Now that's some top lurchage
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)
# wait until this bad boy lets rip:
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Damian is nearly as bad...
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# isaac posted for the first time not long ago
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Coffee is mung, but I quite liked LCD Soundsystem.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Boycie's Midnight Runners - "Come on Marlene..."


not posted for a while - bin busy - soz

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha top stuff
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
#
merci beaucoup
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# mange tout mon frere
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Another gem, sir!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
#
TA Jeeves :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Yes!
you got mail
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# got it :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Came in from work. Chuckled at this. Spazzed down the board.
Followed Sundae's link to a cover of 'Torn' www.b3mused.com/audios/530/torn.html
Reloaded the board with Torn still playing.
Pissed myself at unexpected synchronicity...
Woo to both!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# oh yeh it does doesn't it
*pats self on back for someting I didn't achieve*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# fucking eh!
love it
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
#
cheers
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Lovely.
Now do Del Boy Amitri
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Way ahead of you
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# ha !
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# SILK CUT please!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# them wut days
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Actually, make that 20 Regal
85p?! You can keep them!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Yeah! :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# fuckin-A
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Oh come on...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Like the Freebase Flanbase
I could form a fan base
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# this is ace
FP THIS NOW ROB!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
# cheers - I wish !! :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# To ra to ra to ra yay!!!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# * Comes on Eileen
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Did you clench your hands above your head afterwards!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# during
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I like this.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Fuckin ell
I can actually _hear_ that..
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Ooh I wish that had sound! ;-) Click
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha:D nicely done
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:18, archived)
# Fantastic stuff, Twisty!
Twisty!:D

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:49, archived)
# The World's Largest (read, Only) Animated GIF Distribution Network...
Hi b3tans, old user here (misteralfie way back when)but posting for High Art and B3tans coming together as Bus-Tops. Some of you may have seen the link Eight posted here: www.b3ta.com/links/741152


Basically we've made a network of big red LED screens that are scattered around London (20 boroughs) and live on the roofs of bus shelters. Tomorrow is the first day that work created by the public is sent to them (they have run through January with new work from Mark Titchner).

The screens themselves are super good at displaying GIFs though their fundamental constraints are:

* Not too much variable brightness per LED (so don't represent lots of tonal ranges brilliantly)
* 256x80 aspect ratio (the aspect ratio of a bus shelter!)
* Animations longer than 10 seconds not great due to passenger time at shelter
* Best works are those of high contrast and good separation between objects - think Frank Miller's work for best results.

Another constraint is that cocks (glass, crude or other) would need an incredibly convincing pretext to make it from the web to a screen :)

So if you're interested by all means have a look at the site and please, not too many cocks? bus-tops.com

ta!


(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Nice!
Image hosting loveliness.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Seems to be a very interesting idea
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Thanks :)
hey is Freshlegs still about on the board?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Not see him/her, not for a long time.
You could try /Talk
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Wow, you're so old.
Is 256x80 the pixel resolution of the signs? If an animation loops, how many loops get played? How high can the frame rate go?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# no reminders please
256x80 is the absolute resolution, and anything uploaded via the tool at /create/ will be resized to this. Any multiple is of course fine. All animations are looped infinitely, but the number of times any file is played is determined by playlist programming on the server so doesn't really factor in.Frame rate is maxed out at 12.5 as we've multiplexed so many LED panels together but we suggest 10FPS to be safe.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# However nice this is, your 260 frame 2,826.34 kB animation is perhaps a little large?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# ^this
and slow, I got bored after 1,2,3 what came next?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I liked it, it's just big giffs start to freeze and fuck my PC, and they're getting posted more frequently..
Someone posted a 3.5Mb one yesterday, that requiered task manager to escape and restart to get things going again...
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Looks perfectly ok and I agree about the huge gifs being posted lately
Frame rate really could be faster though as potential punter isn't going to stand there waiting for each line
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# indeed
though it's literally a function of the number of screens we have multiplexed to create the size of screen we have. With a smarter controller we could get a higher frame rate but that's a) what version 2's are for and b) a creative constraint!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# damn those creative restraints
go down the pub drink 10 pints go back and insist they do it your way (used to work for me) :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I'd be happy to just go to the pub for 10 pints:-)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Frame rate is always a sod to get right with people using so many different browsers...
What flys in one browser, lags in another one....
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
# 0.02s per frame is fine for eye melting gifs in firefox.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# I made this when all I used was IE6.. it was timed perfectly as I thought
Now I use Firefox, the first time I reposted it an saw it in Firwfox, JEEEEEZZZE!
I keep meaning to retime it so it's least fit inducing, don't click if you don't like flashy.....although if you use IE you should be fine..
www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/zapparecurdouble2.gif
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I had same problem, can't remember the technical reason why
but I remember a nice person here said Firefox was fairly accurate for speed
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I know the the technical reasons why or understand it inside my head would be more accurate....
But me being a thicko, don't know the right tecnical or none tecnical words to discribe it !! ;-)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# The code did it.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Clean concise and to the point!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# ZAAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# true true
Actually it's bit of a fail at the compression end of our drawing tool which we're working on - basically it should output at around the rate which photoshop's 'restrictive' setting does (and will, once we've iterated it).
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# It's just b3ta recomends about a 400Kb maximum for animated images.......
Good luck with your project:-)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# surely
removed offending enormity
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Well the least I can do for you then sir is give you this to post in its place....
It's 425Kb so just about scrapes through, it's not as good quality as yours but gives people the idea, if they want to click you link for your full sized splendid version :-)
please feel free to use it if you want to:-)
www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/web111.gif
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# That sounds like a super cool idea

Here in my hometown of The Hague, there is a very large screen (about six floors high) on the tallest building, displaying all kinds of weird stuff. A lot of the stuff on there is also created by the public.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# huh
I don't know that project, any chance you could pop me a link?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Here are some links
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Great
thanks!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Jenny Holzer-ish
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# quite
and we're not above being chuffed by the comparison, thanks.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# She's been one of my favs since an ex pointed me to some work by her in 1991
another great reason to date slightly older, scarily intelligent women
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# haha
As I've gotten older I am still dating scarily intelligent women but they are getting younger; like I'm hung up on a certain one or something. I love Holzer's stuff and obviously she was an influence on this project.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Great project; I'm going to have to check these sites out.
Unfortunately my lack of any artistic skillz precludes contribution, but nicely done anyway.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# oh come now sir
I'm sure that is merely modesty working against you, and thank you.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Nope. Not enough magenta in the panels for me ;)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Maybe they could switch to magenta after the 9pm watershed
and then go CDC crazy?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# CDC's for the Drunkies
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# sweet
:)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Nice idea
I'll have a think
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# If you wanted to do a movie festival, foldsfive's work is as much art as anything ever commited to gif
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=27426
No idea how to contact the awesomeness though.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Get posting!
That would be so good. One thing - RED= LIGHTS ON; BLACK - LIGHTS OFF. Black as the background and separating objects in the frame with as high a contrast as possible whilst doing one's best to preserve detail is the name of the game.

Frankly, 8 bit animations work the best.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Why can't you have red as the background and black as the foreground?
What's special about a light being on that means it has to be foreground? RIS?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# good question
If you think about it in terms of contrast, what you have is a 3.2m x 1m screen, ENTIRELY LIT UP. With some black bits that aren't. In terms of how negative space is used effectively it is far better to have the foreground objects light and the background black. That said, as long as the separations between the objects in frame are good (these are all excellent examples: bus-tops.com/people/Mark_Titchner/ ) then all is swell.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Nope, still not getting it.
If you had, say, a black line drawing on a red background displayed on a luxury TV screen, that might be an even bigger screen, ENTIRELY LIT UP, with some black bits that aren't. It would look fine.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# sure
but this is a very low fidelity Monochromatic LED screen with minimal variable brightness (tonal range) across the LED's at a 1cm pitch with a viewing distance of only 2.2 metres.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I feel sure this is something to do with the reason it can't adequately display black on a red background.
I wonder what the connection is.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I get you
but it can display black on a red background totally fine, as long as there are few grades of colour used and there are very clear separations throughout (mark Titchner's example are good)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Well FINE THEN.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Here's how that particular GIF renders on the screen:
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Wow dude, you have a HAL 9000 in your bedroom! hope your name's not Dave ;-)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Whahey!
It looks like the problem is actually something to do with light leaking into nearby pixels. So if you have a lot of pixels lit up, the few remaining dark ones will be half-lit-up, whereas if you have a lot of pixels dark, the few that are lit up will not be darkened (since dark isn't a thing and doesn't leak). LEAKAGE.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# sorta?
I think it's to do with the controllers attempts to interpolate colour to a brightness variable and failing horribly.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Ooh
Why would it do a thing like that? Just add the three channels and divide by the maximum brightness, how hard can it be? I mean divide by three, or something. Whatever gets you the maximum brightness when they're all 255.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# quite
but there we are. Do you think light leakage is like, an actual thing in this context?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# No, I think I'll abandon that theory.
Why does the controller get things wrong so badly?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hmmn`
well, in it's defense I think it's largely down to the fact that you only have 256x80 and a 1cm pitch. it then tries to render finely detailed works where 25 pixels on the image is rendered by something like 3 on the screen.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# That doesn't account for what it did to Bob's 256x80 image.
That image was already 256x80 in the first place.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# hmm
you may be right. I think it must come down to the previously noted inability of the controllers to accurately pin down variable brightnes between 0 and 255. Coupled with viewing angle and distance.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Does nyan cat work fine on the real screen, or do some of the values also turn out wrong?
Can I see it?
Or how about this version of the monkey animation:

I removed everything that isn't in the red channel. So now it's 8-bit, right?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:38, archived)
# huzz and aaah!
I made some changes to the contollers settings and am getting much much better results, this is how the monkey gif now renders:

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Not that simple
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Sure, but even the basic average method produces a tolerable image, not one apparently covered in mildew spots
See this section of the image from the big screen above?

See the dark part in the middle, that looks vaguely like a peeled banana? In the original, that has red value 173 (and zeroes in the other channels). See the light pixels surrounding it? In the original, those have red value 172 (and zeroes in the other channels). The only difference in the input is the least significant bit, but the difference in the output is really big.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Hmm
Maybe wraparound? Depending on how the values are handled, a value of 258 can end up as 2 (258-255). Hard to say without getting into the guts of the code.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Yes, I was thinking that, integer overflow
except there's no good reason for an overflow to occur at that boundary between 172 and 173, unless there's something scaling the 172 up to some 2^N-1, and though I fiddled around with the calculator for ages I couldn't find any reasonable way for that to happen. To get the 255/256 boundary you have to scale them both up by around 1.48; so that doesn't seem to mean anything. If you multiply by three, they just miss the 511/512 boundary: 172*3 is 516. Maybe *3 and then minus 5? Why, though?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:53, archived)
# This is getting far too geeky
The only thing I could think of was bad handling of signed/signed bytes. Then you get wraparound/overflow at 127. Java did it to me a lot when I ported a bunch of my old c/c++ code (the bastard, *shakes fist*).

[edit] Using the luminance algorithm, 173 * 0.72 is 124(ish), which is pretty close to the boundary.

[editedit] Except 0.72 is the factor for the green channel. Fucksocks!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Hi mate
I've been out all evening and just got back to see this thread, looks like _felix has sorted the animation - if it works, I'd love to submit the freebase monkey to your project and hope it makes people giggle on their way to work :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I disapprove of your anti-male poultry agenda.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# noted
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# What's to stop
People nicking them?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Costa Concordia in magnets
Where I work the walls are magnetic and we have some magnets that we sometimes use to make pictures.
This is a couple of weeks old. I don't know who made the ship, but the captain waving from his lifeboat was my contribution.
would have been funnier if I'd posted it when I phographed it

(oh, the blue dot below the survivers in the water is Leonardo DiCaprio)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# YAY! Shitty magnets!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Run, boys!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Look at them go!
\o/
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Snorkers !
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Good oh!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Carry on,
Number One. There's a good fellow.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# D'ya reckon he's gonna banger?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# if he ketchup's with them quick :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I now want sausages ;-)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Y'd better start running then
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# The craving for fat and salt and sugar that is the cheepest of the asda tomato sausages is now strong with me ;-)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# ...asda tomato sausages!
0_0


Dear god man do you have no shame?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# You know your eating pure dirt from the first bite.... but what feels so bad feels so good..!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# The very "wurst" kind of humour
:D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# thats either a massive kid
or a tiny fridge
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
# ^^^^^
incredible
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# After them, woman!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Haha, proper lol!

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha i love this! you could also use "my pen's run out"
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:00, archived)
# She's loading that dishwasher very happily
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
# It started out as an attempt to do some Meats Meier inspired work.


Click for bigger (72 kb)

Erm... it went wrong somewhere... I think.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Speaking of which, I'm loving the new LEGO LOTR figure designs released this afternoon...
roll on the Summer when they're brought out in LOTR sets...
Facebook link
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# BLEK!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# BLEK
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# YES! BLEK!
Also, he's knicked that dildoid from Saints Row 3
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Is it worth picking up? (SR3 not the Dildoid)
Also, you on PS3?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Don't got one lool, my brother brings over his PS3 from time to time.
Usually I just get bladdered and watch him 'pawnin' or whatever those fucks call it.

I'm mostly playing on OnLive, but to answer your question, if you want to run around a big city doing mad shit, you'll probably like it, but it's not as classy as GTA.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I like to pawn myself.
I can wait for GTA5.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I didn't find the trailer particularly inspiring, I used to play the shit out of San Andreas though.
Also IV which is now available for phones, which is nice.

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# BLEK!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha, excellent work!
Benny Hill ringing the bells!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# whap whap whap
Nicely, I like his expression :D

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# WAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Haven't seen this in AGES! :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha, a classic!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I loved the Bash Street Kids
Exactly how I recall it.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I have a pic in the works, this era (80s-early 90s) Bash Street related ...
I've been doing bits to it on and off for about a year now! I'll post it on here if and when it ever gets finished :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# allllll riiiiiighhhhtttt
:)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# that is rather well animated
especially the chap's eyes
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# ^this
also it's the best south african comic from the 60's
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# It's the look of incredulity and horror where you'd imagine him thinking to himself:
"Why is this happening? Why am I not falling over? When will this nightmare be over!?"
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Maybe he's paying for such treatment?
Im sure there are some folks who would love to get repeatedly bashed on the head with a giant cock wrapped in twine
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# There's got to be a niche porn market on the internet for that, shirley?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Rule 34
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I used to believe in Rule 34
Then when it came to shooting our own porn we googled it and found that it didn't exist on the internet

So obviously, we shot it and uploaded it to the internet

Thus, defeating yet simultaneously upholding Rule 34

I forget what my point was now
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I've just been looking at women in waders
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# This week's theme was Star Trek


Though I'm not saying Star Trek porn hasn't been done before, obviously.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# LOL, STAR WARS!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah
that too
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I like her top
is it also a hoodie?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Nah, standard TNG uniform
it unzips at the back, that's why it looks a bit loose around the collar :/
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Pity I would have liked to have seen a range of hoodies inspired by the Star Trek design
I'd have bought one
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)
# *calls chinese supplier*
i don't care, fuck the copyright, i want 10,000 by tuesday.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# I'm sure it wouldn't break copyright as long as there was no Star Fleet logo on it
just a nice range of two tone hoodies Orange/Black, Yellow/Black, Blue/Navy and of course the good old doomed ensign Red/Black
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# squildo starting to grape...
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I'm currently drawing something fairly similar for Drimble.
Although it involves Obelix wearing waders.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# art base: drimble
Obelix gender & species change: fox with tits
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# It does involve my foxy character...
Being smashed into a horseshoe shape over an anvil, with a giant penis-shaped monolith, wielded by Obelix wearing waders.

I won't lie, this is going to be fucking awesome.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I hope the waders are only thigh high
not chest waders
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Obelix appears to already be wearing something similar. I'll try and improvise.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# *waits*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# :D I can barely contain myself
 
IN MY PANTS lolrofl
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I am
literally holding my cock in anticipation
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I am waiting with baited master
or something
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# WAIT NO LONGER, DRIMBLE SIR!


This might be the weirdest thing I have ever drawn. And I mean it. As stated, this is SO fucked.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# HOORAY! :D :D
:))))
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# BLEK!!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# BLEK!
Repeated head-duntching!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I'd post it to Mictoboy's dictionary but it's a bit presumptuous that "Blek!" will enter the B3ta vocabulary.
Blek - Verb: To repeated hit someone over the head with a CDC
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)
# to give someone a good hard blekking
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# I've added it to the Mictoboy Dictionary anyway
That dictionary is need of some loving seems to be almost neglected thesedays.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# BLEK!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha, what! I mean BLEK!

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# IT CAME FROM FUCK
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# He was weird!
Actually I'd imagine he's even weirder now!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# let's see...
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# MY GOD, PENNY, YOU'VE GOT BREASTS!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)
# i'm having the surgery next week
and don't call me shirley
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Dr. Sniff.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# He's had one too many Bleks
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# ONCE YOU GO BLEK, YOU NEBBA GOO BEK
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# this is my doppleganger
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)
# wang chung tonite
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Eets not Blek eets more magenta!
/Just had a South African customer

Woo!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Glop!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Glop! :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Something something Sarf Efrica
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# brill :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Wuf!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Would
And then her afterwards

 

Followed by Ken
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# the feelgood hit of the summer

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# ha ha
Dekionplexis looks like granny vag
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# :/
butt i haz so much inner beauty
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Arseface!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Yes, I think it's a mask someone made based on the Preacher character.
I got the first compendium of The Boys recently, it's reet good, though I'm not that keen on the artwork, also I think they're making a film of it soon.

(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Hm, I read through some of the Boys yesterday
along with a bit of Preacher, as it happens

I may have to pick up some more Boys, so to speak
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# SPHINCTER SLIDE: BUM HOLLYWOOD BUM
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# NOO JACK BUDOKAI 2: Sweet Sweet Salamander
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha! Bindun
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Darn it and better too!!
*Warms up Chinese burn* :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# *warms*
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# It's even got a hand icon already!
:)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# I thought it was Japanese for a second and that Moggy had been making death threats again.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Death threats?
I didn't see this ... tell me more
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Not so much a death threat but a very sinister warning to Jolly Jack with a linked clip to the Japanese original of The Ring.
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Braw
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# his looks more downs syndromey though
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
I must be seein dubbal..there's four of them sonsabitches
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# :(
I don't watch Brookside
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# would
*if she was gagged
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# kinky
Ballgag or tape gag?
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# both :)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# even better! if she's gagged! :P
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha, great minds and all . .
SBF did every possible variation on this poster the other day
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I know, bless him...
...they were fab of course, but I forgotted
he'd dun that wun :( ;)
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Ta sir
The fun us almost over for another year :(
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

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