the who did the what now? is that what the brit trophy looks like, is it hollow chocolate wrapped in foil?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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which end goes in first?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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well it's okit's not great
but I would have thought the blunt end
(but I would have thought the blunt end
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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adele / del rey ass 2 ass caterwallingi'd download that from itunes.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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I wonder why they went with the Dutch flag as the basis for the design?
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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Fucking hellthat's scary - especially BJ and Thatcher
Despite being LOLITICS of some sort, i shall *click*
(Despite being LOLITICS of some sort, i shall *click*
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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Bristleworms from the bottom of the seaundoubtedly more compassionate and less greedy creatures than any of the Tories
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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The original shot of the bristleworm you've used for Borislooks like a scary vagina, which is appropriate as he's a terrible cunt.
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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you can see why I chose to use his face :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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AARRRGGGHHH hahahaha AAARRRRGGGHHHH
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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*calls in tactical orbital flaming shithammer strike*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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I don't understand why you've tried to make them look more friendly!Superb!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:02,
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I'm part of their PR teamthis is part of a campaign to soften them down and prevent children from screaming on making eye contact
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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I think they're up to something
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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This is all I see whenever I try to watch politics on the telly.Well, I say politics, it's just theatre for ugly people.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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it's like a scene from 'they live'i've come here to chew gum and to kick ass...
...and i'm all outta gum.
(...and i'm all outta gum.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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oh fuck yes
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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lovecraftian nightmaresfunny how nature always surpasses our imagination for weirdness
( mutated monty,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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Rearrange the following into a well-known phrase or saying:Orbit, nuke, from, it.
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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ToriographyYou could have added Michael Gove with no shoppery whatsoever.
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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Holy moley!Great stuff Toasty.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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I opened up my eyes, and saw to my surprise, monsters in disguise wearing bowler hats and old school ties - Hazel O'Connor
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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why has this been front paged?..he's not changed a thing
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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Aha! This is the explanation I've been looking for.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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a bit harsh on the bristlewormsbeing associated with these lower life forms
( harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:34,
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I had two angles for Cameron, seemed a shame to waste one HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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yeah brother...bring back blair and brown, they'd fix things right up...
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:59,
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Argh! God!I've clicked 'like' because it's bloody brilliant.
But it's also stomach-turningly vile.
I mean, how could you deface those innocent bristleworms by photoshopping Tories onto them? You sick heartless bastard...
(,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:45,
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But it's also stomach-turningly vile.
I mean, how could you deface those innocent bristleworms by photoshopping Tories onto them? You sick heartless bastard...
hahaI knew those pics would end up here!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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Yeah, him Jim Morrison and Elvis apparently! :(Heard it first on B3ta!
( Q4nobody,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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I remember which thread I was replying on here on b3ta when I first heard the news of Elvis being dead mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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hahahahaha, morn' Ninj!Off to a good start too! His face is melting?
( Q4nobody,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Beards"){kind=small}
Me and three of my mates in a very agreeable pub in Wales just before Christmas. We'd all grown beards specially for the picture...
now, my shirt
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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Is rob merging B3ta with Facebook to cash in? COME ON - I NEED 10000 MORE LIKES AND ILL SHOW YOU MY COCK
PS - half of you dont have beards
(PS - half of you dont have beards
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15,
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Half of us don't have beards?Er... no. ALL of us have beards. And all of us don't have beards.
The eight people in the picture are me and THREE of my mates... like I said.
agreeable in what wayglory holes in each of the toilet cubicles?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16,
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there are only four people in the picture, they posed twice and shopped the two together Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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I know, I can see thatI was enquiring about the pub
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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I think that comes standard, council bylaws Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:44,
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Winner of the smallest pub lounge....IN THE WORLD!Also, winner of the pub that serves no beer award.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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If nothing else you know you did it quite wellwhen people keep posting, thinking you've just whacked up a photo of you and some mates.
(
boris the spider,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30,
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Wowsomeone broke the ugly-stick
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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and the other half look like Brad Pitt
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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Just checking..Everyone else can see 8 people in that picture?
4 without beards...?
yeah. Thought so.
EDIT: OK I see it now. its still poo ;)
(4 without beards...?
yeah. Thought so.
EDIT: OK I see it now. its still poo ;)
Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:44,
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And the four without beards look suspiciously similar to the four with beards? Almost as though they were exactly the same people, just without, y'know, beards?
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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Clever and well donewell done!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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Solid proof that beards are better!Nice shoppin', but a pub/lounge without BEER! (love the crimbo tree btw)
( Q4nobody,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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The beardy ones are looking at the clean shaven ones who are looking at the camera. Possibly
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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Another one.
You would not believe the amount of time and titting about this took. The 'shopping was about 10% of it.
Well, when I say "Pub"...... what you see is the quietest, smallest, off-to-one-side corner bit. Which was neccessary if four dolts were going to arse around for about an hour and a half with a camera.
(,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:52,
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Daily Mail plumb new depths of stupidity with crass photo caption, unfortunately this is how it was actually used.
balancing the board with some fluff here
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:05,
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He loves his rocket
and his car.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15,
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Good Morning, mediocre I hope you aren't excelling your mediocrity today - else we will have to rebrand you.:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30,
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Nope, all's very mediocre indeed mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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Careful now you might excel at being mediocre :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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excellent schrolling sky is excellent :)
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29,
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Thank you - I mainly animated with the scrolling clouds in mindthe car and the norris came after :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39,
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I clicked this when you first posted it and I'm clicking it again.:)))
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:17,
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Fluffy woo
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:19,
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and you found this where?* Searches for teh Quo
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:09,
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ThanksO_o
8 years, 4 months and 11 days, who would have thought?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:34,
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inadequate moustache(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:16,
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Damn that's some eye candy.It would make a decent desktop if it were bigger . . .
Cheers
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:36,
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Cheers
add some more things, it can be any size you want Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:44,
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I'm not too good at that sort of thing,But I suppose I could try and blend it with the dinosaur vomiting rainbows while sharks and dolphins shoot lasers from their eyes desktop that I have.
Which still makes me a little bit motion sick.
Instead I'm going to try and learn "Simple Song" by The Residents on an accordion until I nod off, I think.
Nice stuff, I love the collaborative work.
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:51,
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Which still makes me a little bit motion sick.
Instead I'm going to try and learn "Simple Song" by The Residents on an accordion until I nod off, I think.
Nice stuff, I love the collaborative work.
oh shit1200x770 (258KB)
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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perhaps links for stuff you've found on the interwebs HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:43,
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Although perhaps just not bother with that one.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:48,
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:D*pretends I made it especially for cock Tuesday beard week
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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NING B3TA - and welcome to the start of the Day-Shift...Todays birthday girls are; Drew Barrymore, Julie Walters and Jenny Frost.
* click for NSFW, stripy Drew Barrymore
(* click for NSFW, stripy Drew Barrymore
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:29,
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and there are so many birthday blokes...I have chosen ten to celebrate...
But can you name them all and say who the odd one out is?
(But can you name them all and say who the odd one out is?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:29,
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Trick questionThey are all the odd one outs
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:48,
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:)They can't ALL be the odd one out, or they would have something in common?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:49,
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they are all dead from stingy thingsexcept bruce?
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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Wrong Come on b3ta... Can no one name them all?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:47,
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Let's see...1. Steve Irwin.
2. Nigel Planer.
3. Kenneth Williams.
4. ?
5. John Mills.
6. James Hong.
7. James Blunt.
8. George Takei.
9. Chris Moyles?
10. Brucie.
Number 4's got me stumped. So he's the odd one out.
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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2. Nigel Planer.
3. Kenneth Williams.
4. ?
5. John Mills.
6. James Hong.
7. James Blunt.
8. George Takei.
9. Chris Moyles?
10. Brucie.
Number 4's got me stumped. So he's the odd one out.
Close but only 8/101: Steve Irwin
2: Nigel Planer
3: Kenneth Williams
4: Robert Bathurst
5: John Mills
6: James Hong
7: James Blunt
8: Hikaru Sulu
9: Chris Moyles
10: Bruce Forsyth
The odd one out is Hikaru Sulu because he has not been born yet but will be on this day in 2237.
(2: Nigel Planer
3: Kenneth Williams
4: Robert Bathurst
5: John Mills
6: James Hong
7: James Blunt
8: Hikaru Sulu
9: Chris Moyles
10: Bruce Forsyth
The odd one out is Hikaru Sulu because he has not been born yet but will be on this day in 2237.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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It's still a dog, you know, colored pink, and a blur and some 3d but a dog, OK, a dog. Just a dog.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:14,
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Neapolitan.Delicious.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:19,
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I see the dis.Soft and slight, like a grazing asteroid. I will pack my pun cannon when you least expect it.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:31,
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I've never had spumoni, and suddenly I feel like maybe I have never truly lived(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:41,
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Hmmmhopefully there's still time for spoom.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:43,
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WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:47,
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I once had the spumoni all over my face, at a partyNo one would kiss me after that
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:50,
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The same as before, but in a new post!Woo!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:22,
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I don't discriminate.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:37,
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^ This is a thing of beauty! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:39,
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it went over the lines again
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:39,
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crocodiles about
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 7:36,
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smoking stunts your growth
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:07,
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Face cancer isn't even a real diseaseIt sounds like something that was made up in a particularly cancery gay shift
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:27,
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Could you spare a dollar to help raise cancer for Jesus? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:31,
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I'm not going to be rude and ignore your compelling image.But I wonder about this critter's future.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:28,
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his stocks are doing modestly well, the dividends are rolling in, he's on the up and up Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:54,
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I can feel another SONG coming on mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 5:23,
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The multitude of gods shudder at what they have wrought.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 5:29,
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Is there anything you cannot do, Rory?I would like to know before we get more serious
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 5:49,
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FUCK JUICE III: I CAN'T DO ANAL Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:18,
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The gay shift isn't what it used to beI'm starting to think that at least some of us aren't even gay during this specific time
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:30,
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there's got to be some gays on b3ta, i mean c'mon!they could all come out at the same time and form a true gayshift
we'd be fucked
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:46,
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we'd be fucked
I wish postbear would bring his flickr rants back to here mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:51,
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I'LL NEVER TELL Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:46,
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Sample dialogueHelga: Squeezy bum drippings
Johnson: That gives me a notion; let's do mad sexy anals
Helga: Johnson my starfish is sewn shut due to doctorjapes. Thus, I can't do anal...
Johnson: This frustrates my fuck juice! Rrrr!
Helga: Slam your spammy wanger in a door, why not.
(Johnson: That gives me a notion; let's do mad sexy anals
Helga: Johnson my starfish is sewn shut due to doctorjapes. Thus, I can't do anal...
Johnson: This frustrates my fuck juice! Rrrr!
Helga: Slam your spammy wanger in a door, why not.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:36,
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I know what voice this has but I don't know how to write it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 5:54,
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The conscious expression of nightmares is probably healthy. But I'm abandoning all hope.
edit- ARGH!!!!
(edit- ARGH!!!!
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:01,
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can't resist the charms of a boss-eyed girl Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 5:45,
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I will never not have an erection again
(
Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:19,
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more like SAND and the city am I right
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:52,
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I don't trust those spider fellas. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:55,
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do more coke and shave your balls Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:03,
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I don't know but the word PENITENTIARY came out in all capitals!Legs all spaghetti and hyper plastic.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:05,
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swallow the dotted line Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:15,
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today's synaesthesia hour was brought to you by the letter green and the numbers crushed strawberries Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:06,
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THE LOST CITY OF ALANIS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:36,
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WELCOME TO COCK Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:47,
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: is the new #DON'T TELL ANYONE!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:56,
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I'm not one to gossip Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:01,
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BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:09,
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I'm proud of this one, I think it turned out really well, thank you sir, you just never know, but we've been blessed with a star.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:15,
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well I think this calls for some gin Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:24,
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Not dissuaded, nope.Would
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:09,
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ahhhahhhah oh yesI'm still sniggering at "die die die u fat gay beast"
pandyland.net/57/
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:34,
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The answer is so simple: Death needs time for what it kills to grow in.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:53,
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That shit is stupid fly.Moist.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:01,
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trying to get over(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:19,
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I watched this for forty seconds and now I want to kick a baby.Not all events are causally related
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:55,
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If it isn't human, and then you eat it, it's probably OK.Protip.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:18,
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The edge of sanity is frosty.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:49,
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ahhhh sweet cellulite thighs Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:54,
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Your mask of sanity has washed off ages ago.The unknown beckoned you with a bony finger, to explore the depths of what others had shied away from, lingering preposition for literary effect, on top.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:57,
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Incidentally, the picture could be of slightly higher quality.Consider setting your jpeg quality setting to 90% or higher in the future. Also, when selecting images for your compositions, source resolution, context, lighting, and dynamic range all play an important part in the realization of a world class montage. I'm sure we both see the benefit of adhering to these basic principals, so it should be no surprise that further contributions continually outclass your previous submissions to the board. Thank you, and best of luck.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:23,
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I think I swallowed my tongue Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:25,
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What tongue-matching algorithm are you using? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:35,
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Also:new addition Minou has discovered the joys of stealing or destroying everything on my desk.
And he and Tuna are getting on better now thankfully.
(And he and Tuna are getting on better now thankfully.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:37,
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sweet minou : ) Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 6:22,
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What we need now is some hardened desert dick prospectors mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 5:21,
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AND A METH LAB Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:25,
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i know i know -- shopped pictures....
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:50,
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I don't understand this joke at all Pedro.Where's the sick?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:59,
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it's already been licked back up and swallered PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:04,
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you had to ask Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:45,
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I saw no problem with this.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:53,
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I see she's changed make up brands. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:17,
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"..how come a transvestite donkey-witch is standing next to you, and why is it wearing a dress?" Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:25,
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For some reason that reminds me of this-I can't say I watched the movie. I was totally smashed. But I heard it, and my room mates laughing their asses off.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4WBNVwjW_4
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4WBNVwjW_4
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:44,
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UNDEAD UNDEAD UNDEAD(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:07,
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That's exactly how I feel about books, too. Am I the only person on this planet who has only watched two episodes of the Simpsons?
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:20,
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I've watched every episode at least twice : (SO MANY HIT TV SHOWS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:56,
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I'm going back in time. I have begun liking the old films. There's some great old movies. I wanted to catch up with what has been produced. Then I found out that there's a shitload of old stuff. I may never catch up.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:29,
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shit's gettin' real, dawg PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:24,
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well as a man much wiser than me once said.. DIE, YOU DICK
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:29,
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ohhhh that is tasty Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:03,
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you'll be very, very disappointed Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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in my local 'jobcentreplus' office earlier...
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:23,
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hahahahahahaclassic b3ta!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:28,
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lol!almost changed him to Fuck!
thankfully couldn't be arsed
(thankfully couldn't be arsed
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:51,
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That's some nifty head animation work....I was looking at blender the other day to play about with special video effects.
By head melted and I un-installed it.
(By head melted and I un-installed it.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:23,
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bete teh meat til the geuse flows, baby Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:48,
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Hahaha!Late night 'lol', quality
( Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:48,
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and a snappy dresser PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:07,
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schweaty thighs, mmmm PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:26,
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Sorry darling,it was just that you are a tiny penis.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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FOCK YOUwww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/scarface_mel_has_a_goode_trip_mit_multipal_fuckq.jpg
STRUM SMEE SUM FOCK LIKE EWE USED 2
(STRUM SMEE SUM FOCK LIKE EWE USED 2
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:40,
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Eef you coo sih, whet I cah sih, wheen ah clinnin windez, meng
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:13,
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Brilliant.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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That's a banjolele/pedant
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes,
Thu 23 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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But I'm kind of fond of this-By fond I mean terrified.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfF6XZTklto&feature=related
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfF6XZTklto&feature=related
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:04,
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see what you mean.................here's a good blast from the past(
Elvis impersonator,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:20,
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Cool. I've never heard that before.Which was nice
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:05,
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making a little something for the auction 
be afraid, be very afraid.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:08,
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AAAAAAAAARGH!!!THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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also, it's interesting that i've never thought of their noses as being beak-shaped
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12,
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they are a bit beakythe source is a little grainy, its hard to tell, i always draw them with beaks.
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21,
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makes as much sense as anything else
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:26,
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I've always seen beaks too, probably on account of the horrid little wings
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:55,
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!I will be too dead from fear to bid on this!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:10,
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i must not fe-aaaaaaarggghhh
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:14,
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ha ha ha ha, the best fear i have ever seen ! some one should make this for real !!!
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:23,
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hahaclicked! (from behind the couch)
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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ahhhahhhahh excellentit's worse when you can't see their faces, like something out of Beetlejuice
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:38,
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hahaha - proper fear!
(
knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:44,
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But if i bought thisI'd have to have it in the house... at night...
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16,
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CoolSo cool to see the old ladies..... Why not read this link to make yourself healthy:
www.healthcare-online.org/Low-Blood-Pressure-Is-Equally-as-Fatal-as-Hypertension.html
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 1:59,
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www.healthcare-online.org/Low-Blood-Pressure-Is-Equally-as-Fatal-as-Hypertension.html
You made that lighter for the auction?They sell 6 for a pound at poundland....
It best be a bloody good lighter!
(It best be a bloody good lighter!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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if asked for a light with one word - 'lighter?'i always reply with 'i will be after i have a shit'
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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This comment and your user namesuggest you are firmly stuck in the anal stage.
( 4Q just lurking,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:53,
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You have brought it into our 3D plane of existence don't you know what madness and evil you have unleased!!!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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Oh there's always one isn't there - better than the rest of us.Whilst we are here strapped down to our 3D worldly existence you're galavanting off in various timescapes of the 4th dimension hobnobbing with Timelords and HG Wells and such :P
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:22,
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I wouldn't say better. The poor sod can't leave the house.All the doors lead into another room.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:36,
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You Are A Total Legend And I Claim My Five Pounds?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:43,
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You ate all the lard and I curried my fly paper?
(
4Q just lurking,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:49,
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One of mineleads into a street.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:46,
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Obviously not living in a tesseract.So unless you're slumming it you're not a Time Lord.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:54,
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and he built a crooked house.. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:01,
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No. But the door still leads in two directions simultaneously.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:22,
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NSFW and a change of pantswoo fucking yeah
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21,
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Not Safe For Bloody Anywhere More Like
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:35,
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You are a fucking craftsman with your handsUp for the bash?
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:24,
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i would love tonot sure i can make it though,
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:26,
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No way mateBe there , i'll stand all your pints
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:41,
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This makes me want olivesto replace my eyes
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:26,
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Looking good...which is to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:29,
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DUBBAL HEDED OLIVE FUCKGAZM (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:38,
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Bravo! *cricket clap*Amazing what can be done with ear wax nowadays
( Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:39,
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Yay for thisI'll have check my Girobank account and see if I can bid on this
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:07,
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THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE POPE THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE POPE THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 2:01,
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I HATE THESE BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:57,
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Speaking of horrible..I was looking at creating a limited company and found a place that does that sort of thing....
But before signing up I googled them for a review..
First review was under the reassuring heading "Group of money grabbing cunts!"
(But before signing up I googled them for a review..
First review was under the reassuring heading "Group of money grabbing cunts!"
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:59,
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these guys are good(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:02,
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I was looking at them....I want to change from a sole trader to a limited company... As at the moment I'm being taxed on every thing I'm pulling in and pissing cash away on toys as "business expenses" Thanks Dekoin.... You're not on commission are you?
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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I'm not on commission, but I've only ever created one ltd and I used them.They're very good, I would contact them with any questions you may have, I can't advise on sole trader issues.
ed: also sign up here, you'll get lots of free advise
www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk
(ed: also sign up here, you'll get lots of free advise
www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:06,
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Well, as far as i'm aware... As a soul trader ALL income is classed as taxable...
as a limited company, I can take a wage and let the surplus build up in the business account and give myself "A bonus" when I need any extra income...
Also class the car, mobile, internet and such as "business assets"..
I wish my brother hadn't divorced his 2nd wife, She was a bloody good accountant and helped me out in my early business days, She told me to do it years ago but I was living hand to mouth for about 5 years and it didn't make sense, Now the tax man is dry bumming me on an annual basis.
(as a limited company, I can take a wage and let the surplus build up in the business account and give myself "A bonus" when I need any extra income...
Also class the car, mobile, internet and such as "business assets"..
I wish my brother hadn't divorced his 2nd wife, She was a bloody good accountant and helped me out in my early business days, She told me to do it years ago but I was living hand to mouth for about 5 years and it didn't make sense, Now the tax man is dry bumming me on an annual basis.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17,
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in my ltd experience (chortle) I would say being a ltd is better than a sole tradereither way, yes, getting a reliable accountant is advisable
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:22,
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Step 46!I do need one, I did get a few questions as to why a sole trader needed 3 iPads in one year!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:25,
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use the forum linked above, ask as many questions as you likethe biggest mistake most new businesses make is thinking they can do it on their own, unless you know accountancy and current tax legislation, I wouldn't try it
ed: also most accountancy firms will offer a free initial consultation
(ed: also most accountancy firms will offer a free initial consultation
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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I had a lot of help for the first few years,Then started doing my own books.
But now I am just getting taxed to death, Ltd is the only way to go I think.
(But now I am just getting taxed to death, Ltd is the only way to go I think.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:31,
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Use the forum above, it will serve you well, lots of regulars on there and accountants offering advise.sweet gubbins
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:33,
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Thanks muchly....Nosing now.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:34,
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as Mu said, why DID you need 3 ipads in one year?are you some kind of spastic?
why did I waste so much time on such a fucktard
?
(why did I waste so much time on such a fucktard
?
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:36,
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One was for me...One for my mams birthday, and one for my daughters birthday....
But I put them as a "business expense" to get the VAT back and a bit of a tax break....
When they asked why I needed THREE I told them I use them for DSP effects processors as they can run into the thousands for just one.
All stuff that can be done in software but the software costs just as much as one ipad!
Plus it gives me something decent to look at the interwebs whilst on the loo.
(But I put them as a "business expense" to get the VAT back and a bit of a tax break....
When they asked why I needed THREE I told them I use them for DSP effects processors as they can run into the thousands for just one.
All stuff that can be done in software but the software costs just as much as one ipad!
Plus it gives me something decent to look at the interwebs whilst on the loo.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:43,
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oh fuck off (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:45,
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why did I waste so much time on this fucktard?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:45,
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Bit harsh...As I said, I need to go limited as every penny is taxable that comes in...
Way to avoid that is to spend money on "equipment".
Bit of a tax dodge, But i'm earning too much to get away with that every month.
(Way to avoid that is to spend money on "equipment".
Bit of a tax dodge, But i'm earning too much to get away with that every month.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:47,
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nothing personali am a colossal asshol
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:25,
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It's ok...I havent taken your garden enclosure structure.
I admit, It's a shitty/twatty thing to do, Two where not for me or my business, But anything like that I can throw through as an expense, I do.
That is why I want to become limited as I'm flying too close to the sun with it now.
But thank you for the links, I am avidly reading the Business forum now....
It's a very good source.
(I admit, It's a shitty/twatty thing to do, Two where not for me or my business, But anything like that I can throw through as an expense, I do.
That is why I want to become limited as I'm flying too close to the sun with it now.
But thank you for the links, I am avidly reading the Business forum now....
It's a very good source.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:29,
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good japessorry for being such a spewtum tool
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:37,
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It's all part of b3ta...I could flounce, But I'd be back in about 8 hours to have a bitch at someone.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:42,
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my mate started an online tax companyi've just started as a sole-y
this thing ties with my bank account, an works out all the tax stuff for you - def worth a look if sole / small biz
freeagent
(disclaimer - not on commission, but that's my referrer link... if anyone signs up, we both get 10% off!)
(this thing ties with my bank account, an works out all the tax stuff for you - def worth a look if sole / small biz
freeagent
(disclaimer - not on commission, but that's my referrer link... if anyone signs up, we both get 10% off!)
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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I am a registered sole trader,I need to go limited.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:29,
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works for ltd too Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:40,
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great link, thxwill have a look at that tommorrow,
I too am employed by myself.. so to speak :)
(I too am employed by myself.. so to speak :)
Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:44,
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you can do more interesting things than just that :)at least for now.
some folk run their lives through a ltd company, seem to be quite happy about it.
(some folk run their lives through a ltd company, seem to be quite happy about it.
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:51,
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Every business is a money grabbing cunt of some sortIf they aren't, they are a shit company
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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Personally, I love HOBBIBLE biscuits!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:59,
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And Brown Trout Assmeat!!!!!!1111oneoneone
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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They are an average dunkable biscuit of no great quality but acceptable enough when no other better biscuits are on offer.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:00,
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dunkable?!what criteria are you using woman?!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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Light dunkage you would normally use on a rich tea biscuit.certainly not heavy hob nob dunkage
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03,
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ballsi'm a serious dunker, anything as lightweight as a nice or rich tea isn't going to survive long enough to be practical.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:08,
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Sledgehammer to crack a hob nob my dear Mictoone has to learn the art of dunkage to get an acceptable level of firmness versus tea-saturated softness.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:10,
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my tendency is to dunk the entire biscuitand ram the whole thing in my gob
this requires an average to large mug, asbestos finger tips and the aplomb to pull off having small chocolate smears in the corners of your mouth
(this requires an average to large mug, asbestos finger tips and the aplomb to pull off having small chocolate smears in the corners of your mouth
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:13,
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haha I fellow after my own heart:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16,
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i respect your viewsdo you have a newsletter i could subscribe to?
also, what the fuck s with those cunts that pronounce it 'neece'? Twats, the lot of them
(also, what the fuck s with those cunts that pronounce it 'neece'? Twats, the lot of them
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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Don't be hobbible
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:13,
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I can't wait for RDLI HAKKIS brand BIOH TE4s. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:55,
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Never been keen on these if I'm honest
Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:35,
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Jeez, b3ta is so nice these days
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:49,
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haha !!officelols
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:59,
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Hooray! :DProbably tastes like sawdust or backwash.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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made from 30% gooch (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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made in a factory that also handles krut krut krut mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21,
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Woven into the finest of Creip
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:24,
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HOB BIBLERIS - I don't get it?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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i think you'll find that the courts ruled that it was a cakeand thus mcvities don't need to pay VAT on them.
leave a biscuit out it goes soft, leave a cake out it goes hard.
do this experiment and and then correct your image.
(leave a biscuit out it goes soft, leave a cake out it goes hard.
do this experiment and and then correct your image.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:25,
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If I leave my cock out too long it goes soft.Does that make it a biscuit?
( Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:51,
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:Done of my favourite pics of yours
please repost it for the others
(please repost it for the others
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55,
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oh, on second thoughtsit's shit
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:19,
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I NOTICE YOU'VE TAGGED THIS WITH YOUR REAL NAME LOL mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:29,
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hahahahagenius!
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:41,
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hahaha - that is the best thing posted here all day - nice one!
(
knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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Hahaha, a classic!And happy candles.
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:23,
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nappy candal doodles you magnificent fuckstick (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:59,
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^ CANDLES! Happy 9 years, 0 months and 0 days - They got it right!
CAKE
(CAKE
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:05,
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Brilliant!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:49,
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and how do we explain these replies? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:51,
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Just stick your card in the slot? tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:50,
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haha I was just about to type that :)
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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shouldn't that read 'sperm bank for your deposits'?
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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ATM must be some sex act I have never done
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gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:39,
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WHAT PERSPECTIVE MATCHING ALGORITHM.... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:40,
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it is a bit escher isn't it real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:54,
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Richard O'brian's wife?his head is very glowy... altogether now "there's a liiiiiight over at the frankenstein place"
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:27,
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best gig of the year(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:48,
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THE SPHERE OF GUBBINS (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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nice...would work well reversing back also :)
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Elvis impersonator,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:34,
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DON'T REVERSE OVER THE GLOBE OF GUBBINSSHALL RELEASE THE GLELL OF OFRA HAZA
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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Nicely done, even if I don't know who she is. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:35,
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The start of this makes no sense to meis this some kind of weird trace technique?
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:40,
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