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# I lurned a new word today
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# *googles*
*also learns Heterotopia*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I've always called it "boss-eyed".
But hey, you learn something new every day. :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Heterotopia, or heterotropia?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Heterotropia.
*Googles 'heterotopia'* huh, seems to be the same thing, but with any organ or muscle.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I was looking at this one
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# i hate to go all RPS here, but I was happy with this --
taken with a point-and-shoot (Canon elph300hs) and a pair of binoculars
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# That is a very nice result for that
especially how you managed to convince it not to over expose
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# i also use a open-sourced firmware hack called CHDK
It allows manual override of all exposure settings and reconnects the ability to shoot in RAW. Even the cheapest Canon camera have the physical ability for advanced features, but Canon engineers 'disconnect' those abilities in the firmware
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Oh yeah, I've heard of that
but haven't felt the need (nor the nerve) to use it myself
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# the nerve thing is not an issue, it does not write anyting to the factory firmware.
a few button presses cause the program to load from the SD card when you want to use it. Turning the camera off and on totally exits the program
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Coolness
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# i had more trouble with the chromatic abberations introduced by the binocular lenses
i filtered them out pretty much for this post.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I can imagine
Lightroom does some neat CA corrections
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# well, one of these days (sometime in the next 20 years or so)
I will be able to afford a proper DSLR with good lenses and all.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Until such a time, binoculars seem to work okay
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# indeed they do. Just by luck the folding rubber eyecup on the binoculars grip the circumference of the lens barrel on the camera just right
I just started playing around with the setup. I might even invest in a cheap telescope and build a lens collar.

I used to own a couple of decent telescopes, but a basement flood ruined them :(
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Bah!

About the lens fitting the binoculars, you're in luck. you see, with a DSLR, it would never fit quite so well.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# you know, you're right!
photography is one of those hobbies where ingenuity can save a lot of money.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Very nice Peds
Jupiter and Venus are converging later this month I believe. You should go for a nice shot of them together.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# i saw them, Venus and Mars were alright last night ;)
They also seem to be extremely close to Earth right now (the planet I currently reside on)

EDIT:: oops, I asumed that was Mars, because it looked red. I will have to blow the dust off of my stargazing program to find out when and where things are going to be on these cool crisp nights we've been having lately.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Jupiter and Venus are arranged in a straight line coming away from the moon
going down and slightly to the right
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# He was always very MetroSexual anyway ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha ha awesome!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Haha:)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# *extrapolates*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# haha
grrrrrrrrreat.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# if only Herman had provided the full loop
but I'm too lazy to go digging through youtube clips
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Since I have him on ignore, I saw only this

which is a nice thing to see
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Kapow!
and *pffft!*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# JPG!

How are you old bean?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Hello Guv!
I'm very well, thank you :-) How's the new gaff going, all settled in?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Pretty much, yes
New place is all settled in, new job is the best in quite some time, and there's even talk of a new ms. mediocre :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)
# \o/ Excellent News, sir
Very chuffed for you!!!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Thank you ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Oi, I miss you come back you bugger
:D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# damn you wimbledon!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# which reminds me
;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# whoah, nice!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# did you use motion control for that?
Its so hard to get stuff like games and mouse cursors to look authentic and user-controlled
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# nope, just keyframed
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# jolly good show, sir toast
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# mods, this was fp'd before I think, very grateful and all but I know how you don't like repeats, so feel free to remove it.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# either that or let the ass licking continue!
/bitterness for great ideas and tallent off (will expire in 14 seconds)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:08, archived)
# ass licking is no use, I'm unemployed right now so would rather they threw cash at me
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# It would only be copper...
you would end up with heavy metal poisoning!

DLA!!!! (or PPA or TLA or whatever they call it now) you'll be quids in!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# NO!
F peas are fine, I'm sure many people like myself have not seen this before.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# had a doubler not that long ago...the mods are getting on a bit

their memory's fading
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
# smashing!
should make that into the actual game interface
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Oooh!
Come on Tim!!!
*glees*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Awesome :)
Clicked!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:21, archived)
# which reminds me.....
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# very good : )
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# nice
I do like a good bit of extrapolation. Not to mention interpolation.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# he always did love getting sent to the FUN BOX!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# it all went wrong for the guards when they upgraded from Pong to Breakout
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# This works so well - top stuff :D
I'm making Bleep Bleep noises now.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# ^what she said^
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# ^what she said^
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# ^what I said^
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# ^what they said^
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# ^ditto
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# oh perfect
well done to both of you
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# nicely
done
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Wonderful!
*clicked*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaa.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# That is fantastic
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Bloody superb!!!
*clicks* :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Wow!
:D

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# great minds, piss alike
with the added bonus that yours has all the frames to loop perfectly :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:11, archived)
# and this
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Factual

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# sounds reasonable,
I don't know why they make this sort of shit to be honest, by the time I was 18 I'd grown out of it.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# A wild monkeon appears!
Its super effective! Frontpage soon, i suppose
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# they cut a scene from abel ferra's Ms 45
of her smiling.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Groovy ;D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# that pencil was in her ankle, btw
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# ha ha ha!
how come only the censors get to watch all the good bits?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha! This is wonderful,
including the 18 certificate, which looks like a bollock.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# what film was this?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Shame on you.
Teh Evil Dead...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/

Edit: it's a fucking magic film. Evil Dead II was even better. Saw it in my early teens and I loved it. VHS rules. Moon Girl Technologies is right, as you get older you may grow out of it. Or your watched them so much by then its time to watch something else.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# web comic of buffy


Click for bigger (49 kb)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Well the click for bigger doesn't work
My weekend is RUINED

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# read the faqs noob
"beta is not the place to slag of other work"
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# LINKS >
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# You'd think they would have Grammar and Spell checked FAQ first.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# b3ta has long since been a place for slagging of other work (sic)
maybe its leg had just grow?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# its
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# leg
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# had
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# just
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# just posting here to fuck this little thing up
p.s. your all gay
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# :D YAY!!! :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# No!
your all gay and a bag of chips! :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# and a battered sausage
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I believe he's seeing the STD clinic for that in the morning
- reliable sources have let me know. *stops hacking rattlehead's phones*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# so that's what's been causing my faulty phoneline for the last 2 weeks
you bastard
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible - sorry for any inconvenience caused. Meanwhile here's some muzak.
Doop de doop de do de doop doop.....
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# damn it
reading this post several hours later makes me want to get a bag of chips
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Yes it is.
Especially when you post shit that is intentionally bad.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# not biggenuff!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I'm guessing the codiness tried to force a thumbnail
and fegg removed the thumbnail coding but left in the the "click for big".
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# couldnt read the text.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# make the image for the B3ta,
not the B3ta for the image.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# That's fine
I often do that. Just need to remember to remove the click for big thing at the end
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# why are all of the Buffies wonk-eyed?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# optimisation
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# it just seems fairly common among actors and actresses
You know what they say -- "There's no business like strabismus"
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I was disappointed to find this wasn't by Dekionplexis
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Me too :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# This.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# nope i did it
dekionplekis hasnt done buffy.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# That's what YOU think
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# He will have done Buffy up the wrong 'un no doubt
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# with Buffy, there is no wrong 'un
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I'll trust your expertise on that one :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Wonderful grammar, spelling and structure
It takes real skill to make something look 'authentically' bad :-D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# it really does
I have a terrible time trying to draw something Cockweaselesque.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I am presently being forced to endure a marathon Buffy weekend on the SyFy channel
Somebody please send help.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# try and hold out..
the Almighty Johnsons is on at 12.05am.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# i figured you bunch of yiffers would enjoy something like this ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# yiff yiff yiff
needs tits
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# all eight of them?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I would say that all depends on what jurisdiction you're living in.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# all the better for milking with :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# ^ Shopped only please
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Needs more tits
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# ...by popular demand
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Would
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# O_o
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# shit, man! You're the one who asked for it
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Saves for later...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:50, archived)
# As it slow twoday :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# To ze cooler, 2 veeks !
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# what we seem to have heeyahh... is a failyah... to communicate
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA +++++++++++++
This has got to be one of your best!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Yay...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] *spangs mildly*
also, fast and crap:
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Good work with the font
*spangs back*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# erm...
not really, 'twas but a copy and paste, with a side of blur.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# hooray for items with pins in them!
Have an opinion:

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!
That actually made me LOL.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I keep it in reserve when rampant opinions are flying around :-)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# opinion? that's just an onion with pi in it
GENETICALLY MODIFIED SCIENCE!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Onion pie sounds like a thing of wonder.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# *SPANG*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
#
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#
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# thank you for showing the gentler side of teh fear
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# BLINDA DATA!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# correct response
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry JJ


click for NSFW Yiff
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# That is NOT Moggy?!
Also, pfffft!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Arf arf!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Ace
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Clicks for NSFW...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# masochist!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# edited and fixed it ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# YOU SHIT
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# 3:0
get in
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Hovers... NO!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# pfffft
we're gonna need a bigger protractor
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Hahah:D
iliketheNSFW
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# best of all the NSFW
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# That's a big ten-fuck!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# and over in galley one
we have another of Herman D 's video installations 'Eternal Squirrel Frustration'... please no sitting on Emin's bed at the back there
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Hello
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# is that someone that turns into an arsehole on a full moon?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Who needs a full moon?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# a werearsehole presumably
otherwise it's just an arsehole, right?

you know there's a tile missing, right?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I like the sound of a werearsehole.
They should make a film or something.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I hope they make one starring Michael J Fox, called "Teen Arse"
Then I could pack all my dvds with the same title into that box and store it next to my other dvds, rather in the shoebox where I keep my hand lotion.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I have a James Bond movie style rotating wall.
One side has all the classics, the other side has all the class tits.

Edit: I must find somewhere for my hand lotion and man tissues.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I keep my hand lotion inside a raw chicken
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Handy.
Is it in a container inside the raw chicken or is it loose so you can use the chicken as a masturbation device? *readys pen and notepad*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# loose
it's all good if you keep it in the fridge for a few weeks
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Right then, I'm off to Tesco, then Boots.
Toodle pip.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# They could use 'Shakin' All Over'
for the theme choon.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# No, just an arse that turns very hairy at times
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# eek sea spiders
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Surely if he only had three tiles left making it 'week' would leave more tiles in Brains set
giving him a higher deduction as he finished his tiles?:P
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ah but what he he had eaten some?
You see you have to think these things through.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Then he'd have to be wearing the tile eaten hat.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
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# oof!
arf!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Fist Pump....
Yessssssss!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 3:41, archived)
# Haha arf!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Haha I just remembered
that Derek & Clive thing about Jane Mansfield.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Boing!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# pfffft
compo it man!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# what are harlequins doing in the sea?
they am freshwater fishies
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# *glees*
I bet he can break dance like there's no Thursday week!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Nice one Microwave....
He would be great at doing a Mexican Wave!

PS: What happened to Weebl's eyes?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# A microwave character, SMILING?
What on earth has happened to you?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# It's just wind
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
#
its a drawing of me and i just took a bunch of klonopin
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
# i dont know what klonopin is
but you have nice trousers
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# "Clonazepam is a benzodiazepine drug having anxiolytic, anticonvulsant, muscle relaxant, and hypnotic properties." (as pictured)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
#
Oops. Sorry for posting ontop of his head :(
Must F5!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Is it my turn again?
I did this one for HEKIM and then optimised teh fuck out of it to post it here.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# ONOES!
That CDC went well past unity:O
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Ning RG!
The original gif was loads better, but I think I saved this shite version over it.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah yeah.
Heard that one before:P
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# * Starts pushing CTRL Z a million times
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# *sways head side to side like that annoying woman*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Seriously, who sways like that?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
#
sways head side to side like that annoying woman
masturbates furiously
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# my doing it like the chap on the GIF
by dragging my finger along my cock until a tic-tac flies out.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# i don't think that can be classed as furiously then
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# :-D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Phwoar sexeh chair wiggle ftw
:D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# :D
Ning HEKIM
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# A nearly noon ning to you too
made all the better by your gif of Miss Applewood :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Bugger, I over slept again....
Oh well, today I give you; Patsy Kensit, Jason (Metallica) Newsted and because summer is comming, here is Summer Cummings.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)
# ah, good aul newsted, good bassist.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 8:51, archived)
# my brain couldn't interpret that as a hand
it seemed like he had a weird body or something
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:07, archived)
# that summer cummings is a bit of a bobfoc.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha,,, I have not heard that one....
I have to look it up on Urban Dictionary
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# they should have her picture on there as the example.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Her head also appears to be of a disproportionate size to her body?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# she does appear to be smuggling some boulders in her top.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Summer cummings, happened so fast.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# I love this quote from imdb
"Moreover, Summer has posed for photo shoots for such notable men's magazines as Score, Juggs, Gent, Bust Out!, and Hustler Busty Beauties"

Notable, indeed.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I have just finished knocking another one out for Patsy...
Linked because it may be NSFW

Click for NSFW

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# phwoar
I can nearly see her Patsy :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# would
moreofthisplease
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# :D)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Tomorrow, that powerful trio
Karl Marx, Tyrone Power, Jr. and Adele.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Your vag of Summer Cummings made me think of Victoria Stilwell
*would in a doggy style way O_o
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Now theres a girl begging for it up the wrongen!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Piece of advice, that won't stand up in court.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# I am willing to risk it...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Breakfast toap!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)
# since it's Sunday, go on be sure and post a blurry picture of your morning shit as well, why not
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Aaaaw
Did we wake up on the wrong side of the cardboard box?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# MORNING SHITTER!
MORNING SHITTER
MORNING SHITTER!
MORNING SHITTER!
MORNING SHITTER!
MORNING SHITTER!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Needs more racism.
ie: black pud
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:07, archived)
# There were only egg bacon and sausage.
It's what I'd bought for the guests. I decided to put it away after one of them decided having that included in breakfast meant that he could take away to cook later half the sausages, a third of the eggs and a quarter of the bacon I'd bought for about 20 people.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Cuntsville!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 6:15, archived)
# babygoatswithrealeyesandmouths.com
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 6:20, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT YIFFING LEADS TO!
Next thing you know it'll be the vote and your daughters.

*froths at the mouth and falls over backwards*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 6:26, archived)
# my point is parts of Leonardo Dicaprio are quite attractive, when you take them away from the rest of his stupid shit-eating face
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 7:39, archived)
# "whaaa....whaaaaaa....whaaaa"
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 6:54, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Terrier racism
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# That is both brilliant and scary
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# I think this dog is on dope
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
# i've had her
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# She talked too much of you when I did
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Fitadn't been for Elvis-eyed Goat, I'd bin married long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Elvis-eyed Goat?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
# maybe it's the gin but this doth make me to guffaw most heartily
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# I'm too scared to make eye contact
woo & clicks
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ace
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# he looks a little like
Obaaama
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Helga
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:52, archived)
# Me love you long time.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:53, archived)
# Promises, promises.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:05, archived)
# Oops, tee-hee.
They're just highlights, honest...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:11, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:13, archived)
# you're here............that's a relief
are these done in Bryce?...Had a dabble once.....seem to remember a similar function for making terrain from a black and white image(early version)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:30, archived)
# He has written a custom Blender widget for them.
You can do it in Bryce, just have to do the steps by hand to set it all up.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:46, archived)
# Blender is for carving domokuns from domokun shaped blocks
not for this sort of thing! I heard someon trying to use Blender for video editing recently! Pfft! They'll be using it as a spreadsheet next!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
# not enough furry or stitching.
moggyfail.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# more manga
You put a lot of effort into making your art generic as fuck
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I like this more
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# eyetits are serious problems
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# is that why i have serious arousal?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
#
art repetitive copied illustration style
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
#
generic boring
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Hooray for breats!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Your originals look awfully similar to the ones you post on here
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# which is the fake and which is the copy?
 
HOW DO I KNOW WHAT TO STEAL
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# I find this whole situation extremely unsatisfying.

It's as if she's merely whoring her dA profile, for teh stats.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:05, archived)
# here is ther news
 


artbase:mongychops
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:42, archived)
# burn like a fire in Cairo.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:54, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:42, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 6:01, archived)
#
 


 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 8:33, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
#
 

 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Oh noes!
Not again!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:58, archived)
# they lit the fire to eat the balls, perhaps they'll die
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:02, archived)
# Sick at first, then deaths.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:06, archived)
# IMPORTANCE NEWS
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 6:48, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 7:26, archived)
# Ralph McQuarrie's dead.
That's your Sunday sorted ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Fucking rancor beast aint so tough.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:32, archived)
# marinated for a good few days it can be served in a variety of ways
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:55, archived)
# coming up on masterchef mos eisley
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:21, archived)
# The only hard part is getting behind it with your pants down.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:01, archived)
# Iconographer of an era.
For centuries down the road he'll still be fucking people's shit up.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:34, archived)
# B3ta news strikes again.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:36, archived)
# LEIA: FUCK THAT WOOKY MOUTH
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:23, archived)
# Star Wars
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:55, archived)
# Thank you for making our childhoods worth living.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:31, archived)
# her boobs look like the mitchell brothers hiding under a duvet.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:59, archived)
# I'd say lop them off and refill with plastic.
Lime pit and bundles of twatbane for the cuttings.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 2:15, archived)
# I've missed you tahkcalb ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Awwww.
Still bricking things?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 2:57, archived)
# I had to goggle that!
Here in Merika, the Mitchell Brothers were famous San Francisco porno-movie and strip club producers until they did a "Cain and Abel" thing...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 2:35, archived)
# I love any story that includes Marilyn Chambers!
From porn actress to Vice Presidential campaigner! Only in America ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Man, I just read all that.
I'd never heard of anything to do with any of it. Pretty fitting that Charlie Sheen had something to do with the dramatisation of their lives.

As I was reading it I was thinking 'this should all be played by Charlie Sheen'.

On the drug CHARLIE SHEEN, naturally.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:11, archived)
# this Charlie Sheen drug?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:14, archived)
# See, I thought they were massive cunts initially....but they turned it round.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 2:45, archived)
# THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR A JOKE WHERE YOU CHANGE THE NAME OF A SINGER INTO A FISH
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:00, archived)
# SHIRLEY BASSY
SHE'S A DAB HAND
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:03, archived)
# THIS IS THE TYPE OF CHANGE THE NAME OF A SINGER INTO A FISH JOKE I LIKE

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:11, archived)
# i will break my foot off in your ass
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:12, archived)
# gaye for fish dicks
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:20, archived)
# everyone is gaye for fishdick
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:31, archived)
# you missed a golden opportunity there
Catfish Stevens
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:36, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:01, archived)
# Marlin Gaye
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:11, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEDRO THAT MAKES NO SENSE
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:13, archived)
# yeah actually that's not bad
I can't think of any, I'm just here to upset Pedro
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:12, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:12, archived)
# oh oh oh! nice fucking sigline.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:13, archived)
# peas are just pears with less r in them
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:13, archived)
# LETS EVERYBODY HOLDING HANDS
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:19, archived)
# I NEVER FORGIVE
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:25, archived)
# Q&D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:26, archived)
# DID FISHSICK
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:00, archived)
# right in the middle of an important meeting too!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:10, archived)
# "Next item toda--BLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:35, archived)
# Time it right, and you can get out of all meetings for the rest of the week.
 
TIPS FOR RUNNING A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 4:40, archived)
#
goldfish prawn, wots married to kurt mussel
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# hut hut
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# BLACKMEAT RUNS WEST
Coming soon from Tri-Star pictures.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Blackmeat, I like that.
 
hadn't thought of a name yet, beyond red critter
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
# He looks like a black steak that tried to mimic homer simpson running away from it
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Red Pyramid isn't really red either, he's just usually covered in red.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:41, archived)
# maybe not though, google results for "blackmeat" are fairly predictable
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:39, archived)
# overcooked steaks?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:44, archived)
# dicks, taters, pages upon pages of dicks
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 2:46, archived)
# finally, a webcomic i can relate to
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
# This was my favourite Super Mario World level.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
# I ran out of all my marios
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:37, archived)
# O HAI MAIROS
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I got stuck on level 4.
Not because it was hard, but my SNES melted into a horrible grey sparking lump.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# I like it - especially the colours
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
# low levels of various kinds of noise (and sloppy cloning) in the GIMP
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# What the hell's going on.
Everything's going so fast. I can't keep up.

I love it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJn_kTSkmc
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:46, archived)
# XD THANKS! X3
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# ANAL STRETCHING
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:57, archived)
# i just had a gaz from a well respected forum artist telling me my version is better than yours, i dont think it is, people eh
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:59, archived)
# forum banter, what's it like
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:10, archived)
# THERE'S BALLS IN THE SKY
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# burn like a fire in Cairo.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
# bit harsh
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:33, archived)
# serious issues, I may have to put a black square on my facebook
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:35, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:34, archived)
# I LIKE FROTHY GLASSES OF BLOOD
Even if it's got an odd black bit floating in one of them.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:24, archived)
# every interpretation of these events is valid.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Seeing as its quiet and all
Have a work in progress pic. Board nazis might be lenient on me for posting something that isnt finished.
Still lots more work to do - especially on the body, shaders and detail.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# "lol, if you were standing directly behind me it would look like goatse"
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# An Audi advert?
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# what were they thinking?
Liking the pic, it's rather nice. You should make a game, Leisure Suit Larry: taters Redux.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Its not low poly enough to be in a game.
What's the 3D equivalent of VECTOR FILTAZ?
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# might be
I'm ordering a big fat computer with silly RAM and a crazy GPU. I could handle it, while eating the beans that I will inevitably be eating until I've paid for it.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Wooo - nice!
Cheers :-D
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Its very nice
I wish i could draw - its soooo much faster than 3d
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:45, archived)
# *applauds*
8D, or whatever the fuck it is.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:47, archived)
# 8D looks like one of those yellow minion things from despicable me
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# 8|
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
# I want to believe.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:53, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Have her sent to my room to be finished.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:42, archived)
# you might cut yourself on some of the rough parts of her mesh
and i havent modeled a vagina, so youll have to make a hole, somehow.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Well, without wanting to sound too much like a rapist, I reckon I'll get by.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I'm now seriously considering having 'without wanting to sound too much like a rapist' being a focal point of my business cards.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Be sure to follow PCmechanic's step by step guide
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Very cool
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Nice work.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Nicely done.
And who is to say when a work is finished? (Me; mine never are) Sometimes less is more.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# It aint over til the fat taters sings
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I see you have offered much stuff for auction.
I might have to check my finances/commit a robbery.

Edit; are you familiar with the works of Philip Castle? Huge influence on me and my house is full of his prints.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Ooh - his stuff is nice. Not heard of him before, but ive seen a few of his pics
is he one of those airbrush ninjas from the 80s/ 90s?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Yes he is;
He did some famous movie posters but his lesser known stuff is pin-up meets slightly odd. I like that.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Nice stuff Taters!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:26, archived)
# Very nice
I was going to say the eyes look a bit dead, but after following the link to the image that inspired it, I think you've got them spot on!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)

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