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# Image Challenge Vote
Have a think and pick from:
Crimefighting duos - team up famous people, show us them in action/their outfits/equipment/secret lair/badguys etc
The B3ta wax museum - Sculpt or make a famous person out of things lying around your house
Celebrity board games - OJ Simpson's Cluedo or Mark Zuckerburg's Monopoly
Create a new hoax - Give us a new helicopter/shark/bridge to fool the world with




(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I vote for crossdressing sharks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
#

shark with lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Will a cow be okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# haha fucking brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Puckers up...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha! YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# is this a scene from Mwahs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# They look so much better with a bit of lippy on....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# If he were a dolphin, would it be flippy?
*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Flippy is a bush kangaroo ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit just got real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# O.K., that's blood...not lipstick........................my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# You never heard of a Finger Shark?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# haha basque - ing sharks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Crimefighting Duos or B3ta Wax Museum, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# MORE BATMAN!
(Adam West....not those other Batmans)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# whoever thought of hoax is great....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I love the idea
but fear for a week of seamhorse more than "is that really real?"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# the idea is out there now... :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I now assume that all photos are fake
especially any that I am in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Crime fighting duo or hoaxes.
Things are looking good this week. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I voted for create a hoax
but all the pics I have to pea are 404 pixels wide
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I think wax/household tat celebrities would make a nice change
but no one else seems to :(
*edit - it's gaining ground! It's a four horse race!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# 'creates Dawkins account'
'summons ghost of Hitchens'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I quite like the wax museum one
but i'd probably just end up breaking the rules a bit and using zbrush
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Wobblys in depth analysis..
Crimefighting duos - Fuck Off sorry, I have been drinking
The B3ta wax museum - More Morphs?
Celebrity board games - O_O
Create a new hoax - YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# vote for the wax museum you cunts
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# waxworks purely because it will slow people down
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# From all the wax sticking to their feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# knowing b3ta
we'll all just make waxy sex dolls and spend all week not getting any of them

/speaking for the majority not myself, my waxy sex doll puts out at least once a year
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Smiting mortals since 4004 BC?
Surely that should be 4000BC?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# It's Rev Usher's date of creation I think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Wife's gone out and I'm stuck in


Wonder how long before I go searching for porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Plays countdown music.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=porn
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I use spank wire for all my male needs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=spank+wire&l=1
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# *enters private browsing*
to buy the wife a present or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Does your pic relate to either of those statements?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# He wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Maybe he's hinting...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
Moustache eyebrows, or eyebrow moustaches?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# that is just as amazing today as it was the first time you posted it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# other than the font and its brown-ness
there is nothing here that doesn't please me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I imagine a slow paced guitar solo of epic success as the background music to this image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# slash
rocking out
on a helicopter
on the moon
upside down
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# yeeaarh!
this is one of my all time favourite b3ta pictures
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# FUCK BEYOND FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Bloody excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# GRRrrrrr!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I AM MAN
SMELL ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# eyes wide open
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# edit: I AM SO WEEK!
Four minutes
Unless you
Can go
Do something else
.
Concentrate
Or
Meditate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# concentrate, on tits
meditate, and achieve enlightenment, in regard to tits.

that four minutes is running out.

I know

get a takeaway meal!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# don't make me put bold tags on the acrostic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# *ponders the forcing of another human being to put bold tags on the acrostic*
Shit man, DO IT! MORE BOLD TAGS!

on the acrostic!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# *sobs fully clothed in the shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# it's the only way to go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# it didn't take long
I had some bookmarked that I forgot about
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# you all done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# yes thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# These give me the creeps
... especially this one (it's OK no horses)

But have a click for your efforts. Nice shoppage :)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# get me EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Worrying isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# ah, the ol' Asda Rollback
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# no reason


other than Footmen proving they have feet
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Ha ha...nice boots.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# GET THIS CUNT IN THE WATA
we'll pwn the olimpix
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# COOOO EEEEEE :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# mind wee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Classic Omentum
It doesn't need a reason
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# is that Moat?
fackin legend
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# No, it's Her Majesty the Queen
Easy mistake to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# cooo weee!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# If only this were true ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# the Queen is like
"hang on a minute where did I leave my crown?"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I love this album cover.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# oooooOOOooOOOh
abstract arachnid
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Ahhh Grasshopper...snatch these pebbles from my hand...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Man travel from east to west
He fill ass with wheat.

How menne javierls?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# many moons
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
# JUICE UNLOCKED
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I was saving that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# lovely
sorry didn't mean to post right over you there
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
# You never have to be sorry about that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
# It was rushed.
30 minutes tops.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Quatermass and the pit the best Quatermass ever :D
Superb arts btw sorry for going off at a tangent.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# *canned scream*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# How fancy is that??
Verily fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Like box underwear! Fancy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Very bold, love the texture
Is that a frog with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# The album I have looks more fuzzy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katy_Lied
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Aaaah
I wasn't familiar with the album cover, and thought it was from your imagination. That actually makes the texture you've given it more pertinent.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# When chaos implodes.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# ...none shall survive...but the ones once trampled under foot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# It's a dangerous road from the houses of the holy to Kashmir, that's for sure....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# is dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Without all the drama. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# bindun album?



Sorry it took so long. I originally had a greased naked lady on all fours, on a leash etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Spinal Tap!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# it's that little twist
between clever and stupid
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Good evening
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# ZIBBEN MEIN THRACKULAX!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I thought clay came back for a moment, then... :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Nah, it's only 363 pixels wide
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Die Angst!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# wut das heil?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Du mussen die neuronen werden!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I can't see the BBC loving this :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Die Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# all seems quite in order
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# It may seem in order
but is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(Meagrom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Das macht auch Sinn.
Wenn Sie ein Loonie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# 99 red balloons....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Fantastich!
(tomsk, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Danke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Like this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I don't know what this is supposed to be but I think it's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# this is fantastic :DDD
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# particularly like the use of the rafflesia :D
and other source images..

weirdly fiendish
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# not looking too closely at the feelink one though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# It's a cropped still from Die Nibelungen pt 1 (1924)
and the face is that of Manfred von Richthofen.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Ginstagram - for all your retro pasty needs

Had to knock this up in photoshop as I don't even have a smartphone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hehe
Careful this pic doesn't get taxed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# At least it isn't tilt-shift
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# want!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# crust me lord

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I had lots of enjoyable pasties in 1999 when I was in Cornwall....
I had two nice ones since then.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)
# I think Joe Cornish should start selling pasties
just to confuse people
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# haha indeed! I'v just been making Pastie Kensit....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# phwoarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# she appears to have had a bad case of mice...
and comes across as a bit flaky :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# ^proper cornish pasties are made of magic.
/cornwall 88 hit the munchies blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# yay! I had two holidays Cornwall in 99, two and a half weeks of driving and sleeping in my car, happy times
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# i'm worried you people legitimately think that ginsters is a good brand
because it's not
i promise
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# I don't think anyone thinks that.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# having had plenty of actual home made pasties etc over the years
I can assure you, I think they are shit (so are M&S middle class fantasy pasties too).

But still, no matter how nasty something is, there is always some goon who thinks it's the epitome of quality.

/minirantblog

edit to add: this includes greggs too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# The only thing that Ginsters does that's any good is their cheese and onion slices.
Also, the only decent pasty I've had outside Cornwall is from the York train station. Really, really good pasties.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I might have to make some misc pasties soon
can't be arsed today :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# sure it wasn't leeds train station..?
/lying david cameron blog
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Well I was at the York station when I was at the York station.
If I had been at the Leeds station while at the York station, I'd worry about the structural integrety of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# worry about it
it has holes at local levels

the universe, full of holes :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Made me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# study of a chicken wearing shades whilst negotiating busy highway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# fabtanstic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# haha i like that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
# want this plat!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# try harder little engine :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# *chugs faster*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
# haha!
duly clickenated :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# DAYYYYTOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# deke! howdy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# CHICAGO JONES, TEMPLE OF DOOMS
how goes the gubbins?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)
# plenty of japes ahoy
y'alright?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# yes, just chillin n goofin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# same
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# good goof
good goof
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# That is the only way the word "Daytona" should ever be said
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I keep watching in the hope he'll get hit
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# what hell is this? the poor chicken is not reaching the other side!
why does it do it? WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Wootastic! :D
The colour scheme of the chicken makes me hungry for cornflakes...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Perfect :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# DUCK !
..erm, chicken? ..erm ducken? ...???

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# so suave
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# mega fucking highway
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Oh my.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Quite magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was the cool thing to do, man.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# HI HO
♪Chicken on a raft!♫
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# COR!
That's bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# That's one ballsy chicken
But why is he crossing the road?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# the cock has no fear
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Nice
I recognise that chicken there. I have seen him before on a raft.
He is skilled..Dodge, strafe and duck pattern have been mastered.
(Sherbs, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Chicken on a raft?
On a Monday morning?

Oh, what a terrible sight to see.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)
# that's ridiculously good!
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] La Liberté éclairant le monde
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# well, i like it
:D

also, thank fuck rmoola's pea got some more clicks - i nearly won teh compo!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# It's not over yet...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Yes
I believe your ring piece is once again top of the table :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# bollocks
that's the last time i drive to mansfield and back if that is what happens...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# bloomin' scrap metal stealing gypsies!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# This is what it would look like if Ray Harryhausen did the effects at the end of Ghostbusters 2
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I once saw a baby that looked like Vigo The Carpathian
FAKT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Haha
I am VIIIIGOOOOOO
The scourge of carpathia, the sorrow of Modovia!

Theres a street just off Regent street in London called Vigo street
tinyurl.com/clpm8w2
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
and it's being restored!

SOMEONE GET SPANGLER AND HEGON ON THE FONE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)
# More people should be called 'Egon'
its a magnificent name.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Where's Egon?
- Dunno, he was right here
Oh there he gone
- stop touching my gooch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# HAIL SKELETOR
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# HAI SKELTOR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# That looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone done drawed it earlier, but...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Cor!
They haven't got any clothes on!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# They've bared all
Bryan Ferry would have been pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# now I want m&ms
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Flando Smoothie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# CRIMES AGAINST FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Frankie on X-Factor?
This must and shall happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# This is a great day for all.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:01, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# pfft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Tank Chu For Da Mosaic
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)
# End of day doodle (Just following on from the Album Cover Draw-Off)
Kat as Kylie

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Wow
That's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# *uneasy confusion*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# my favourite kind of confusion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# those fucking mods are at it again
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Needs more pissing up a wall to mark territory
(nicely drawn)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# careful, you'll go blind!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# You've got a thing about Kat as Kylie don't you?
*Remembers that "Agent Provocateur" themed lingerie bucking bronco pic she was in.*

I hence conclude that Kat has an aussie accent. I double conclude
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I remember it.
Now if you'll excuse me...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# love your username btw!
good short story that
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Thanks! Love yours too, that film is brill.
"Shut it Love Actually! You want me to hole punch your FACE!?"
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# F * * CUNT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# "Fuckety bye" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Both of these ^^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# T-shirt design


Click for bigger (40 kb)
(T1muffee, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Facebooklolz
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
I was considering doing this...
(T1muffee, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# RIS...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Instagram is a phone app that lets you tinker with your photos taken by your phone. It was recently sold for a billionaire dollars.
Taters has applied a filter to the original post as if someone had taken a picture of it using Instagram.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)
# good goofs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha
i'm not sure this is a time to click 'like'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# That is not a billion dollars.
That is a thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
Its a bunny rabbit with its head in a tin of tuna
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# If it helps it's worth noting that the "$1bn" is split between stock and cash
My guess is a "small" amount of cash - a few tens of millions of dollars, which I'd certainly not piss on and set fire to, to be sure - and almost all of it in stock. Which given that it's Facebook stock and other than Apple they've got to be edging the most ludicrously over-valued company in the world is most likely going to be worthless relatively soon.

Me, I'd flog the stock off right now while people still seem to think it's worth owning, unless there's something in the contract forbids that. But this may be why they've just earned $1bn in cash and stock, while I'm talking about it on a puerile digital arts forum.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I'd buy one!
You see where I go wrong is I write applications that have an element of complexity I charge people money for them. All this time all I had to do was write a set of photo filters and give the app away - then i'd be worth a billion dollarpounds of imaginary currency.
(EricTViking, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] This?


Click for bigger (301 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Wonderful
stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Blimey!
Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# what lies beneath :D
love it
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Gary Busey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# A bit highbrow for me.
Oh and Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Thanks y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Wow. That's great.
:D
Here's one of my first b3ta efforts...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# i like this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Genuine guffaw at that.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Haha
A thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Haha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# you are very very silly
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# real life chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# clever lad
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Wow, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Yay! My first FP! Thanks everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# and well deserved
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# ^ worthiness
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# excellent stuff
reminds me of 'journey to the centre of the earth'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Something about the cheesy grin on the skull...
...reminds me of the Rex The Runt bit with the Easter-Island-head aliens. And the front legs are entombed in stone, yet the pose looks like a doggy getting up on the back of the couch to look out the window... Nice work!
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# You nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# The others are stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I FUCKING KNEW IT
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Just sorting out some old books...


Or rather, just sorting out some old 'jokes'...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Ha-ha! Bob Frapples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
There's a frying pan with your name on it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Ahhhhh Batty Books!!
I remember there used to be a page of them every week on Ceefax
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# It's certainly
at around the Ceefax level of humour :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# My favourite of these is "The Effects of Alcohol, by Sir Osis of Liver"
www.fionasplace.net/BattyBooks.html
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Depression by Mona Lott!
Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Gymnastic Injury Handbook by Fanny Hertz.
Foreword by Matthew Kinghead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# A Guide to Wild Beasts by Claude Savagely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Guide to North Africa by Moe Rocko.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# The Grand National
by Jocelyn Forfhurst.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I enjoyed this - especially the first book. However, the pan must be dealt.


*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Haha! Now, one big spang, or several small individual ones?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I'd go for
quantity rather than quality. That's what I did with the pic after all...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Oooof!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Haha, that's ace.
Have another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# wahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# On a similar theme, I don't think I got around to posting this last Xmas

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# 'ere, you've got Emma Dreaming and Arthur White on this list twice!
Bet they're lookin to get two party bags each, and all! I'd keep an eye on them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Oh god..
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# There's an image challenge in this!
also;
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha, TIM BURR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Baby's Revenge
by Nora Titov

Hole in the Bed by Mr Completely
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ouch!
Swinging for Beginners by Sharon Cox
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Oh my
nicely done; gave me a good chuckle. Some classic 'spangs.'
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Yay, this would have had me rissing for an age if it weren't for the horse ridding by Jim Karna ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I don't get the horse-riding one.
Must be missing something obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# this might help
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Missed out my favourite
'The Cloakroom Attendant' by Angus McCoatup
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# missing
"Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Bawls
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:00, archived)
# And the sequel
"In the Lion's Den" by Norah Bone
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# fearadelica [edit: (was actually meant for the draw off thread)]

sorry, gotta post and run
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!AAAGGGGHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# TEH FEAR!!!
TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! TEH FEAR!!! v
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Primal fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Jesus Jones! That's terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# oops, this was meant for the draw off thread :/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# *screams*
I am bli-i-ind, now I can't see-e-e
you made a feardy, outta me-e-e
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Accidental phallus?
Preparing to depart for the Madeira Film Festival (q.v.), my research of the island and its capital city Funchal revealed this protruding growth in one of its gardens. Oh, my ears and whiskers!

wikitravel.org/en/Image:Madeira_Funchal_Palheiro_Park1.jpg
(Sky Channel 760, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Are Madeira Funchal Palheiro Park having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Quick, tell the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Mmm...
....the other Wilma I'd do.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# that's colonel to you!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Ah, bugger
I've just shat in my spunk pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Oh, my ears and whiskers!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I waited all to long for that to animate.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# i went to madeira once
i couldn't get cake anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# What about fortified wine?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# YOu were there just after Kim Jong Un, weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# That bush looks like a penis. Hardy har har.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Did I miss Fluffeh Teim?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Well, it had to start somewhere.
I do wonder about the early experiments with toad in the hole though. Eeugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# BANG! In early with the draw-off thread!


ALBUM COVERS!

Sorry I got excited since it's the only one of these draw-offs that has accommodated my drawing ability :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Why the fuck not.


What's that album, BTW? (Bear in mind I haven't bought any modern pop tunes in donkey's years).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# 0_0
*pops a monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Country Life by Roxy Music.
What do I win?

EDIT: The Blue Album by Orbital also.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# a pound of clay
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# slightly more than 400 grams of clay!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# You win a look in Bryan Ferry's souvenir drawer.
Orbital? Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# ^ what she said
Not sure if a few dozen reps of the ellipse tool can be classed as drawing, but wtf it was done from scratch so that'll do for me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# lovely ladies :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Surely one of the most bizarely sexy/totally unsexy album covers of all time!
And if memory serves, you've missed out a lot of bush.

Top stuff though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I think the album cover in the US
was 100% bush. And yes, it does stick in the mind somewhat does that album cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# First I'd really heard of it
just spent a good five minutes, er, googling it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Nicely done
I would still found that difficult, unless I still had my spirograph set
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# I was also delighted to find my artistic talent accommodated.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# I spent ages on it
Where's paints spellchecker?????
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Bah, mindpissed already
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# In fairness,
yours is a completely different genre :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# love the grace jones one :-D
Are you on that 'draw something' thingy? I reckon you could do some damage on that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# no, I don't do fancy phones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
Mindpiss on the Roxy Music!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# who can resist?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Who'd have thought half naked women would've been so popular?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# *eyes tumblr site hits*
no sir, not I
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# is that the rare chinese version of country life?
nicely done as always
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Outstanding as ever, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# fabulous :D
love grace & michael's shiny locks
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# very nice
this could be a really cool series: toastified album covers
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# nice
michaels legs XD
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Truller!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I haz one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Very artsy
But beady eyes.... BEADY eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Faith No More?
Likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Correct!
You win a look in Mike Patton's souvenir draw.

The prize isn't mandatory and to be fair, I'd probably avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# As long as he doesn't offer to cook
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# L7 tampon surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# 0_o
I remember a really unpleasant tale about him and a hairdryer in a hotel room.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Drinking his own piss out of his shoe was a highlight, for me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# way!
*lobs jizz*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# yeah! I love that album
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# how, when, who, why, what?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# This took all of 2 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# It's all about the taking part, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I CHEATED *BIG TIME*


but i am getting a tablet from me brother, woo :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# great album
although I haven't listened to it in 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# the former sound?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# THEY WERE DROWNING ME
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I CAN HEAR MYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# ha, the one person around here who CAN draw and he posts a shop in the draw off thread
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# The image I had in my head only worked as a 'shop :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# That made a LOL
Bunnys with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Jolly Jack?
Posting in a thread you didn't start?

/faints

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# MOD INTERVENTION
CALL THE FBI!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# to quote Clay/Wanky (Clanky?) from last night:
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
#
汚い顔...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Let me just check.
Anyone here learn Japanese yet?
.
.
.
.
.
.
No?
That's a no, Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# spaceman. i already forgot about it. now it's stuck in my head.
shoot me.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I want to know if this is a genuine account:
https://twitter.com/#!/JasMannRightNow

I hope it is.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# It can't be.
Otherwise he'd have 'the puff pastry hangman' in his bio.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# he posted some er, interesting stuff there
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Just when you thought Comic Sans couldn't improve on something...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I like the way Jas chose a
woollen polo-neck as a futuristic item of clothing to wear on the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# All the rage in Dudley.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# it's alien wool
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# haha love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Jas Mann once landed on my head whilst stagediving at a Sandkings gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha, I had almost entirely forgotten about them
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# haha.. accept no substitue :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Total win.
Even if he is a paedo. Wait, he's not. I forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# nose :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Fantastical!
Major Clickage!
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)
# \o/


I'm proper well good at drawing, me.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# that's uncanny :D
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# nice helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
# if you know this album you're amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# is it one of yours?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# *has a go*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Ah yes!
I have the Mark and Lard acapella version somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# what does a tubular bell sound like when you blow in to it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# This is why I don't draw stuff
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
But you missed this one:
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# :D I like
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Top selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Here's my offer... *thousand-yard stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Ha ha !
Very nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# veh good
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# He's back!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# thats a doozy
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Oh...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Heh.
You don't see a lot of Crass around these days.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# A shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# sorry for posting this twice, but it was meant for here and I fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# YOU'VE RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!
go away and think hard on what you've done!!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# *cries* *goes away and gets hard* *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# My thanks to smallbrainfield for the setup, and to all those that took part.
Top thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Famous Skeletons of the 1970s

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Smashing stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Les Gray, from the time when frontmen for bands really were sex on legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# That's Neat
That's Neat



have a clickie
(otl, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Slicky clicky
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Oh yes. Now this is full of awesomeness. Very good! =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# fantastic and creepy
although I'd add some claws for Les ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# This is ace
I dunno who les gray is though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# BEHOLD THE MAJESTY THAT IS MUD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2sMuVPMkkk
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# DLT on violin
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# wouldn't be out of place at
a victorian sideshow.. clicky :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Super!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# haha genius
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# What happened to Emu's legs, you MONSTER??
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# The legs are fake.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# he lost the real ones
after a terrible bout of polio
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha! great!
Where's Steve Harley? :o)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
#
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# ahahahahahahah
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:44, archived)
# That is
truly magnificent

Are those Tiger Feet by the way? That's neat...
(Carlosfandango, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# ha ha
have a click
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah yeah enough already with the whole 400px thing...
It happened, he flounced, the board lost a really great contributor, move on.

(sorry - getting grouchy as the day goes on. This cold's not shifting, dammit).
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# oh
thought he was talking about vespas....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# :o)
Now that picture has a whole new dimension. If it was indeed scooter-based rather than flounce-based, then I humbly apologise and formally retract my snarky comment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# i've missed something
fill me in
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# OK, assume the position
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
# *goatses*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# forget it
i've searched and found the said drama.

nobs
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Yes, but we can at least eke a little joy out of the whole sorry situation
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# ^
when all's said and done, if we can't laugh at the massive crybaby then the rest of us might as well flounce too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# FP not P
otherwise perfect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a team sport...


This compo has been worth it simply as an excuse to research(?) images of Amy Williams
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# i certainly enjoyed it


enjoyed pulled the head off of
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# *continues to milk the fuck out of this GIF*


I really need to make more but they're so time consuming.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I've already jotted down ideas for others I could do.
My main concern is file size, because some of these ideas could lead to fucking MASSIVE .GIF files.

I might just take it one step further and have a go at proper animation again, in Flash, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Suggest researching Hayley Williams also.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Yeah she's the toast of the nation, and poor old Bob's just laid up in a shed with severe grazing to his ribs.

Also - random directionless rant alert.

Damn you Instagram now all my social media feeds are chocked up with crap photos with crap filters slapped on them! If it's not a great photo to begin with, it's unlikely that banging a generic and cliche filter over the top will make a singificant difference. Grr.

End of random directionless rant. Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# instagash
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# For the guy that made it: Instacash
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# that depends
is there a filter that adds a magenta cock onto the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# massively this ^
wish i'd copied some photoshop filters, put them in an app, and then pocketed a billion dollars from the idiots who run facebook
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Good old Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)

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