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[challenge entry] Too much pressure?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# OH NO! OHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!
*scrubs eyes with bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# The Number Ten Tapes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# The Right Honourable Member's Squildo is thoroughly graped
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# wubberty wubberty wubberty wubberty
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# haha...Ed Millbibblibbblbland
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# The only politician in the world who can
produce dubstep with his mouthparts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# thhhhhhhhssssssp!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Blimey!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# They had a nice romance...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
#
i think she would use a strapon
(FUNTUBEtorturer http://mentalkaotianblog.dinstudio.co.uk, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# you disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=netBTEHQYWM
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# ha!
Maggie sounds like Gordon Ramsay...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Where's my fucking starters....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# oh, fucking grow a pair,
will you?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# These people have been seated for an hour and they're still waiting...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Wonder if he's as disappointed in himsef...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
#
He'll never reach the spots that Arthur Scargill tickled. Bless him. There's nothing like a bit of Hot Picket Action to get a girl going. So I've heard.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] FullaTOAPygoodness

apply liberally
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Disapp cream?
Disapp salve?

Balm?

RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# mind piss!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# use it on your ipad
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# disappcream? i don't geddit
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Disappearing cream
A real con. Only works against a white background.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Rascist!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# My secret embarrassment:
I genuinely believed there was such a thing as a cream you could rub on yourself to make yourself disappear up to a comparatively late age, like 11 or 12.
Stupid comics, getting my hopes up: www.toonhound.com/vanishing.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I believed in the force untill I was at least 16....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# what you need, is the juice.
it apparently works* on security cameras

*doesn't work


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Disapp lotion?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Disapp Gel
accept none of those inferior coagulants, you really can't buy better than the gel

I know coagulant isn't the right word, but I like it so fuck you ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# It might well be a haemostatic gel, so "coagulant" would be correct
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antihemorrhagic

Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I cannot stress enough
the importance of using the gell
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# IT PUTS THE DISAPP IN THE BASKET
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# HA HA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# WHoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I bought some...

but it didn't live up to my expectations. :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Dissapp100gd? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# disapp oil of olé
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# appearance excluder
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I get it
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# show off :(
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Yay! At last!
Your five pounds is winging its way* to you


*may not actually be on its way
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# This is rather disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# disapp toothpaste?
and why's he putting it on his hand, the silly?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Disapp liniment?
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Ooooh... is it disapp embrocation?
Still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Disapp unguent?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Disapp emolient?
Ah fuck it. I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Gawd
That took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Don't worry
Fresh Water Mole is still gazzing me with suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Disapp demulcent?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Keep going Moley, you'll get there


(demulcent? - are you making these up now?)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Ohhhh I get it!
Have a click for cheekiness xD
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# the only thing that keeps me sane is talking to my shoe
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Hehehe!
*Clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha, lock 'im up!
Though apparently there's nothing wrong with it anymore: www.ibtimes.com/articles/333801/20120426/farewell-intercourse-law-egypt-sex-dead-wives.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)
# i think this raises a moral and ethical dilemma
Do you go while they are still warm but loose, or wait to rigamortis when they're cold but tight?
David Dimbleby: "That's enough from the panel, let's ask the audience"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Oh, warm, by all means
I go in when they're still shouting 'CLEAR!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# arab spring, lol
what a load of backward.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Egypt?
english.alarabiya.net/articles/2012/04/25/210198.html


Damn. Beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# How many requests does it take to get law like this enacted?
Surely there's a joke in here somewhere.

I loved her for her brilliant mind. However, maybe I can sneak a quick one in before she's interred.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Downing Street petitions website ---->
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
# She had a great personality.
But just this one time I want to sneak an anonymous quickie.


I wonder if they have to be supervised.

My mortician is also my chaperone.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# after a tough day, sometimes it's fun to crack open a cold one.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Turn the lights down low. Barry White in the record player.
One glass of wine. Wait, the lights can be any way I want them. Turn them up!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Wine? wtf?
Allah doesn't want you to drink alcohol.
But he's totally fine with you fucking your dead wife, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha refreshing
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# not the best thing to write on your CV
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# haha!
I always thought that when I heard the title. Never actually watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Haha!
Genuine giggles. *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# genu-lol
that's a punchline that keeps giving
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Turns out it wasn't made of cheese, after all...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# too many parma violets
should have stuck with the cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Parma violets - foullest sweet ever.
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# like old lady's perfume in dust form
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I liked them
Also Black Jacks and Fruit Salads, White Chocolate Mice, Refreshers, Snowdrops(aka White Jazzies), Flying Saucers but wasn't keen on Love Hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Fruit Salads and Refreshers, yes
Not a fan of the rest (though I've never heard of White Jazzies, is that their street name??)
I have a problem with lollies (both confectionery and ice) - they taste great but you're essentially immobilised for the next half-hour...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
#
Snowdrops (white jazzies) actually I just called them snowdrops I only got the name white jazzes from this ebay seller.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Ahhh, I've seen them, didn't know they were called that
I have a strange affection for www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Flumps-Sweetie-Table-Must-Haves-/220597644932 - its easy to get sickly after only eating two, so I see them as a challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# always thought they were a joke sweet
might try some and see if they taste as soapy as when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Grandma's Toenails.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# that'll learn em!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Ha-ha!
More of a disaster than a disappointment, though.

A) "Oh, Gromit! The moon is isn't made of cheese, after all. Let's go back to the rocket and remove our protective suits"
B) "Gak!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# They walked quite far away from the rocket, considering the whole pressure / cold / lack of oxygen thing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# They were daring each other to go a few steps further each time
Nature did the rest...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Excitement is a great fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Hm - this is the 2nd time ive had to use this this afternoon
Wallace looks a bit like old Freebs here:

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Haha, duuuude!
Looks like one of the regulars down my local...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# looks like mars fucked him
lool
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Mars got in HIS ass
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# all time
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Richter saw him at the pardy
he saw him good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# THEMS GOOD MARS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# halalalalalalalala
click
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# oops!
do something, gromit!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] oh fuck....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
# He's a fine figure of a man
She should be over the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# World Champion Rower...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# she was hoping it would be flan
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# "Contestant number 2, if you were a chocolate, what kind of chocolate would you be?"
"Fuuuuuuccckkkkk!"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Vanilla.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Sorry put this in my FB thought people here would appreciate it...
'OK. Everyone stop what they're doing as I have the be all and and all of comic genius!

I was returning from the bank and walking behind a guy in one of those heavy duty mobility scooters with the head support. Utter twat comes out of the pub, almost trips over him and shouts, 'FUCKING SPASTIC.'
The guy in the chair proceeds to run over his foot and exclaim jubilantly, 'TIMMAH!'

Chortle awards be damned! I will love you for the rest of my life!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# i think i would have wet myself there and then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# g'night, people
i'm now off home to have a celebratory drink and glee about my upcoming surgery.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Oooh!
Have a good evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Well done him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Fuck yeah! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Sometimes karma can be proper funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I thought the greatest moment of my life would be getting laid of Fred's weather map
I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Haha, that's how it should be done....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# just scrolled down and read this
and it made me proper lol.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# "If you invited me over for a romantic meal, what would you serve as a starter? And this is to number two."
"Roe!"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# "If you were a Blue Peter animal, which would you be and what would be your best feature? And this is to number two."
"Petra-neck!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# pfft
I wish he was my gym instructor
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I'd have thought he'd be quite over-bearing, always pushing everyone to work harder and longer.
Still, I suppose that's kind of their job.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Thats just what i need
Been going to the gym now for nearly a year, and ive not lost much weight. I need FUCK instructor power
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# but chances are he'd just keep going all 'Saturday Night Fever' on your ass :(
www.crossfitla.com/cms/images/uploads/blog/Coaching.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# "If you worked in a hospital, which piece of equipment would you like to use on me first? And this is also to number two."
"Gurney!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# "if you went out on a date with me, what would you do first?"
"FUCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# He looks like he's struggling to insert something into his back-hole
Couldn't wait, could he?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# "Back-hole", haha
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Lucky cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
That is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# cheers
i totally jus tpissed off for ages (no beer buying involved...)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Thx for serious lolz here!
Have this...


Click for bigger (205 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# :D
a freebase pic that made me laugh - a rare and precious gem.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit like their food, only poorer.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Speaking as a former Sainsbury's employee, I can confirm the disappointment of supermarket payslips. Unless you're a manager, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# pffft
Tesco are scrapping the Value stripes. I will miss them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Hehe, spot on!
By the way do you have any free-to-use scrolling backgrounds I could steal for a GIF I'm planning? I don't need anything fancy just a horizontal scroll of a path or a road or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Is this ok?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Perfect!
Saved, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# LOOK AT HIM GO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# It's actually Wonder Woman in her Invisible Jet doing a low-pass flight :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# *squints*



*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# LOOK AT HER GO!


hubba hubba
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Didn't you have a tutorial for these?
Edit : just seen you profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# wait, tesco actually pay wages?
wow.

I thought they just liked to abuse "work experience".
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
# If you look at the wage slip she's getting paid nothing but having to pay a load in Student Fees and other costs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# the system works!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# 0.0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# awwww
now they'll be out on morecambe bay :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# SMP/SPP/WTF!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Only wage slip i could find off Google that was suitable was a foreign one
you're not meant to read all the slip :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
# HOOHOO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# SubMarine Pay/Stuff Put in Purse/Semi-Annual Pick-me-up
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Artbase: Wonder woman
Humanise: Big tits lovely cook
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Big tits AND cooks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# *cocks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# I wrote 'cooks'...perhaps you didn't read it correctly. c-o-o-k-s.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
# those stars are a bit eye-hurty
but that's probably just me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Thats the sparkle sparkle freshness coming from her armpits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# if that comes out of her pits, what comes out of her nethers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# hurty metal ninja stars
and cheese graters
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/RoboGeisha.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# That must sting a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Aww boo boo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# *raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# they are quite sharp
don't stab yourself in the eye with them, it'll hurty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# yes it will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)
# It's something else of hers that'll have your eye out
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# This girds my loins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# No doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I thought this was a compo entry and was RIS-ing like crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
# It was a request.
Which I didn't mind doing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Was the request from Nigella herself?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10754379
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# can you draw a chicken flying a ww2 aircraft giving the bird to a fallen enemy aircraft pilot as he hurtles to a fiery death
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Not today, Mr. Weasley.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# oh well, fuck that then.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I have to go out into the world today.
*Shudders*................................See ya's o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
# She can take my poll any day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Met her when I was doing the floors of the Saatchi Gallery.
Her husband asked my opinion on one of the installations (a view of London made from rawhide) and I said it wasn't really my thing but my dog would love it.
She laughed, and I fell a little bit in love with her.
I didn't have the heart to tell her I don't have a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# She could be your dawg, woof woof!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
#
www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88old/supes.44.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Just been given some secret files from NASA...
SPACE HIPPOS



Click for bigger (88 kb)
(admss, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# *approves rendition*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# *renders approval*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# They look hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# *apprenders... oh no, damnit, erm...
ah to hell with it.

This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# after the disappointment of discovering that house hippos were fake, i'm not risking believing you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Proof that hippos
would make decent computer mice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# (artist impression)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Lully
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Today I feel disappointed in general!


Click for bigger (117 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# well use a drought excluder then
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# We better ban Hoe's from owning pipes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# That needs to be shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# too much [mod edit] potential for me, man
feel free to draw it ;D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# More products need to be 'excluders'.
Burglar excluder.
Rash excluder.
Slug excluder.
Mould excluder.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# ex excluder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# sexcluder
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# i think ive got one of those
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# i think i've got one of those built in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Exacting minute mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# *passes mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Minute mindpiss
It will only need a jaycloth
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# *piss excluder
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# that could be handy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Those letters look like
empty foamy beer glasses...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] he voted Spectrum...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# need to break out a spectrum to do a suitable spectrum based image
the only problem is I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Wish I could sleep that peacefully on a desk.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# it's easy, remove all the worthless items from the desk
and then lie on it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I wish my desk wasn't so comfortable. I always end up falling asleep during all-nighters.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# CAREFULL!!!!
His shirt is attempting to saw his head off!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Dream of a better b3ta.
スーパー幸せな楽しいサイト
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# rather
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# what the actual hell
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Spiklenci slasti
youtu.be/MyTqjEGIl1I?t=46m5s
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Conspirators of Pleasure
well i'll be jiggered

woah, the whole of Fist of The North Star is there
youtu.be/YwnM3eMh3Q8
www.b3ta.com/board/10755494
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Fuck yeah, I love that film :D
ATATATATATATATATA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Thanks to Moley and 4Q for introducing me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Check these;
Ninja Scroll
Cyber City Oedo 808 (the british version with the rock guitar track)
Wicked City
Devilman
Golgo 13
Violence Jack

good juice

^these are full length old school manga films btw, I've never watched episodic anime
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Don't forget to add Cowboy Bebop to ye list
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I've never seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# I've GIS'd them all
and they look like cartoon Manga crap.

Not my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# they made a film of it
it sucked
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# The live action one?
Oh man... proof that live action anime will always fall flat on its arse.

(Death Note was alright though.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I've heard those are good.
I've seen bits of one, I like the weird demon creature.

In some shots he just looks..kind of real.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# lolwut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# dweamin of algoriddims
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# speaking of spectrums....
4 rainbows out my window at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# purdy...oops.(old) filesize soz
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# that's half reminding me of an old amiga game
but I can't remember what it was called, a bit like spindizzy/marble madness but with a face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# it' couldn't be bounder
that's what it reminds me of that didn't have a face did it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Not really like spindizzy.
Wizball?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Dizzy
Treasure island dizzy etc etc
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)
# no to all 3 :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Excellente! *click*
Hmm, I'm getting my new specs tomorrow... APPREHENSION :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Went to the beach today


Click for bigger (194 kb)
(admss, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# yes you did
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I see you used that billion dollar photo app to enhance the picture
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# NOOO! MRS CHICKEN A WILD SANDCATSLE APPEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# YAY!!!!!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# I go to the beach
every day.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Oh Jeremy, you scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# and shortly after that the horse played by Jeremy was given a lethal injection
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# none for the jockey?
how unfair
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# If I was king of the world
I would have it that in the event of a fatal accident the rider should die with the horse. That'd sort the men from the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# It certainly would!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Eh, a horse dies during some sort of race and everyone's like "LET'S BAN HORSE RACING"
A person dies during the marathon and no-one gives a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I didn't say ban horse racing
I just said the jockey, or maybe even the trainer should take the bullet.

Marathon runners know what they are getting in to, making the choice themselves and if its the lady that died the other day you're talking about, several hundred thousand pounds of give a fuck has been given so far ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Couldn't say I care one way or the other really
Racehorses are bred for racing, if there was no horse racing they wouldn't exist in the first place, but I'm all for shooting jockeys and trainers as well. And marathon runners, now I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Shooting jockeys is quite harsh.
Oh, no... hang on. I mean "hard". They're bloody tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I think clay pigeons should be shot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# LETS BAN DYING!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# no, it's our only way out of this mess!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# And kill anyone that disagrees with our views.
Ummmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# He's a loveable twat isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha Yes!!!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Hahah
Stoopid blaady harse!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Sucker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# He doesn't need doping, that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I do...*bongs*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Bongs are for girls
Hot knives ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# *boinkers*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Oh Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# He's in for the high jump now :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Oh Jeremy
you horse BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent. :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Oh god
Nearly had to claw my way back onto my chair after that. top stuff as usual (oi when are we getting a jeremy calendar, I'd buy that for a dollar)
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Unlucky triplet is unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# pfft..usually third time lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Isn't that "Success Kid" of internet meme fame?
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# "he vil crush zem"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# And order is restored :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Hehehe
Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# This makes me think wrong thoughts
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Are you thinking about Right Said Fred now?
Or Grant and Phil Mitchell?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Yes
That's them .... and a fist full of sand.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# He can't be that unlucky
He's about 3 times as developed as the other two
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# A+ for length
C+ for colour
F for pube-age (too many)
Extra credit for cheeky grin

B grade overall ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Sorry to disappoint you
Mrs Monkey is far more disappointed by Mr Monkeys erectile dysfunction if that makes you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I'll let you off this once :P
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# This reminds me of a mandrill at the Monkey Park in Tenerife.
He'll sit right up against the glass and start pulling stringy beads of monkey fat from his bright pink bell end and then proceed to lick his fingers.

When he gets the typical reaction from his audience he bares his teeth in some sort of mocking grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Haha
No trip to the zoo is complete without some kind of monkey filth :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Mace Windu wants his lightsaber back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Ace now I can join in with all the Star Trek Wars stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# His is purple.
Don't fuck with Mace Windu.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] When Sandra double-checked her Ebay account she realised her mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong. Trufax.
Try fitting that up your chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I wouldn't mind fitting myself up hers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# As long as she refrained from singing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I'd make her sing allright.
It's not easy singing 'the wheels on the bus go round and round' with a cock in your mouth though.

Good lord I've tried enough times.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# "The balls on her chin go up and down, up and down, up and down"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# ahaha
This should have been made years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# She could still try to insert the Dido.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# thats one helluva fleshlight
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# What a peculiar erection.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Not magenta. Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Too brown.
game over man. Game over.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Good job I didn't mention the three hairs per ball rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# With instructions to make your own slightly deformed air hostess!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# *raises handbag, making an "oooooh" sound*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Now I'm chuckling to myself like a loon!
I always thought Deri-air sounded like an even lower budget Irish airline...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Is he single?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# nice, i could repost this challenge all week, i wont tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# BOX SHAPED BOX OBJECT BETWEEN THE LEGS DAY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# 'Dealing with smokers' flowchart
... sent round by my old work, slightly modified for anonymity and stuff



Click for bigger (174 kb)
(Mr_Rigby, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I don't think this goes far enough
Should be shot on sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Err... I'm RISsing here...
Are you saying that anyone who challenges someone who is blatantly smoking indoors despite being asked not to is a petty minded official?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Dunno what this country is coming to
Fucking nanny state, taking away my god-given right to give everyone around me emphysemia
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
#
From what I remember there was some sort of people smoking in the car park scandal that they sent the original around for.
(Mr_Rigby, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Thank you so much for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Gripping, real, honest, and there's even a twist. That story had everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1600973
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# That has everything AND a forlorn spunky pitta bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Oh come on. Don't tell me you've never shagged a kebab?
...just me and the OP then?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# How does smoking fund terrorism, exactly?
Is this something to do with the fat, shiny-eyed bald guy, with his unconventional method of duplication which eschews such modern fripperies as DVD writers for a good old-fashioned branding iron?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# You mean Mr EVIL?
He is evil because he copies DVDs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# alternatively for the entire duration of their cigarette fart in their face
while crumbling asbestos (protective suit must be worn)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Should be snipers watching hospital entances
in my humble opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ^ THIS!
After my wife had our first baby, we had to carry him out through a sea of smoke. I used to smoke 20-30 a day myself, but not outside the friggin hospital doors!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# So in other words, protective suit must be worn while farting continuously...
Err - are you sure you've thought this one through..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Surely I don't have to explain the one way anal aperture system to you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# No-one can describe it like you do...
Edit - hmm - getting a high-risk site alert from 'mongychops.something-or-other' with each refresh at the mo...
Just adblocked '*.headstaggers.com*' for safety... soz mongy, but...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# tl;dr
forgot my Ritalin today...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I will walk this path as well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Did you ever use your screwdriver/soldering iron hybrid?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# No
Maybe i'll dig it out now and try and take things apart while setting them on fire.
(Mr_Rigby, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# You could try to re-assemble things while burning your own fingers.
Like some kind of self-hating handyman.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Smokers are worse than paedos
fact

at least, that's the impression I'm increasingly getting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Smoking Paedos
are worst of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# You know I was having a cigarette while raping a five year-old the other day
and the looks I got from passers-by, anyone would have thought I was some sort of Catholic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# That's because you should have been paying more attention
to what that nice Mr. Leveson was asking you.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Edit: Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# First
Edit: Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what is going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# phew
not just me then
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# It's all a blur.
Well, most of it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# It's the non-blurry bits I'm having trouble with.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Did you try clicking the links?
and got baffled why it took you to b3tards.com?

you did didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# That happens to me several times daily, however it doesn't baffle me.
It makes me go GAAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Me Neither.
Something about cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Is it a Star Trek Wars thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Maybe football?
I never get the sporty ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Ah I get it
It's an Eastenders Street thing
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I bet she'd be delighted to be honest.
My late Gran was.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# no wonder she's disappointed
she already has 7 of them strapped to her head!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Those old folk eh? they don't get modern technology do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I have no idea wtf is going on, so I will hereby post a random image

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Well...




No, it makes complete sense.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# i think he was disappointed for not being first
oh the lols
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Aaaaaaaah! I geddit now.
But why don't any of the posts have images? Mods won't be happy you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# lol, life is one long dissapointment followed by certain death
hahaha, that makes life funny!


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# you misspelled 'bum'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I made up for it by drawing one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
I thought of doing the same - effing GEMA
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# o_0
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# so you didn't get your ipad then ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Heh.
I wouldn't wipe my arse with one. Eww eww to Apple products.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Edited by cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# i'm brian
my wife's not though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# makes mine look shite
v.good
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(RobertSwank, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# It looks like she's painted eyes on her eyelids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# LOL
It bloody does, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I like to paint eyelids on my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# so that people don't notice you watching them wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Fuck - i was just about to say that, then i read your comment!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Someone tore a sleeve off her too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Somebody stole her tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Dale Winton's looking old
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# yeah but you still would
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Well, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Warp drive...................engage.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Craggy Island parochial house

Edit: I don't understand why Freebase would be such a disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Not a fan of faceswaps in general but this made me lol a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Freebase cum stains.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# familiarity breeds contempt?
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Well,
he clearly works out. That's got to be a plus point on the horror show that is 'Take Me Out'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I would watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# this has given me an idea
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

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