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Disappointed with Primus

(Buntry Cuntkin, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)

Hahaha, yay

*obligatory Transformers insta-click*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)

ta very much

there probably is another transformer to pick him up when hes full

(Buntry Cuntkin, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)

There are worse things to turn into

tfwiki.net/wiki/John_%28Decepticon%29

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)

Speaking of Transformers, I laughed aloud when I recognised Jess surrounded by this lot:

*Gazed*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

Hahaha, yep those are mine all right :D

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)

But Megatron and Soundwave seemed to be able to somehow propel themselves through the air in their alt forms, why not a flying skip?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)

Not necessarily

Soundwave only ever flew once in tape player mode (in the episode "Masquerade", which is generally regarded as an error or lazy animation) and the only time I remember Megatron flying in gun mode was in the second lot of Transformers/GI Joe crossover comics (ahead of Generation 2) when he didn't shrink either - which was probably down to the writer being unfamiliar with the property.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)

When I say 'fly', I mean that he didn't instantly fall to the ground when turning into a gun,

he normally seemed to find his way into someone's hand ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)

Starscream was a good catch

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)

As much as I loved the original Transformers,

with hindsight they did seem to have just the right vehicle at the right time.

Also, why could the Deceptiocons fly and the Autobots not fly?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)

also when

megatron turned into his gun he was alot smaller than in robot form? where did the rest of his junk go?

(Buntry Cuntkin, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

Sometimes they explain it, sometimes they don't

tfwiki.net/wiki/Size_changing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)

Hahaha! Some of the stuff on that site is fucking hilarious :D

tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/1/14/Optimus_prime_nomouthplate.jpg/300px-Optimus_prime_nomouthplate.jpg

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)

Scale was another thing that bugged me,

Sometimes a Transformer would be 20 times bigger than any others, then they would be the same size as Bumblebee.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)

Yep

tfwiki.net/wiki/Scale

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)

Ooook, that's the rest of my Friday sorted.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)

Autobots were too polite to fart in public

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boris the spider, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)

In the cartoon it was explained, sort of

tfwiki.net/wiki/War_Dawn
(which also ignores all the times you see Autobots flying, of course)

In the comics, Decepticons couldn't fly unless they turned into a jet or something, just like Autobots.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)

But I'm sure that in the first series when the Decepticons made a run for it

they flew off (in robot form)

It has been many a year since I last watched it though.

I'm resisting the urge to click on the TFwiki page for fear of losing all productivity, I have a LOT of work to do........... Maybe just five minutes looking around......

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)

Me Grimlock

look at wiki

(Buntry Cuntkin, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)

The UK comics were the only actual Transformers continuity

Everything else was bullshit.

I had something like 175 of the first 215 or so comics. Then I threw them all out when I was 14 :(

Edit: haha, emvee's linked to that wiki before and each time I've fallen to temptation and lost enormous amounts of time, both in nostalgia and wondering who on Earth found the time to write all of that. (Silly question: emvee did.)

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boris the spider, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)

I've still got a near-complete collection

but if you just want to catch up you can torrent the whole series as .cbr files - which I find far easier than actually getting out of my chair these days

[edit] Haha, yeah, a lot of the more obscure pages are down to me :/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)

Oh you utter bastard, its started.

I worked out how to chuck comics on my Ereader the other day, this isn't going to end well!

Anyone a pink floyd fan around these parts by the way?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)

Oh fantastic!

I shall do that, even if it makes me feel even nerdier than I already am. A lot of my comics were in terrible nick by the time I chucked them, in all honesty. Lying scattered all over a bedroom and being trodden on by boy and dog alike doesn't do much for a comic.

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boris the spider, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)

There was one narrative about a smelting pool or something like that.

Where old Transformers got melted down in a giant pit. I remember reading about it when I was of sick as a kid. Whilst I made my mum rent The Shining on VHS for me.

It definitely didn't fuck me up.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)

Poor Scrounge

Blaster rescued him from the smelting pool by pulling him out, only to find he'd completely melted away below the chest, and Scrounge begged him to drop him back in and let him die. Quite graphic for a kids' comic but it definitely didn't fuck me up.

*hides Transformers tattoo*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)

I think I'm about to overdose on nostalgia.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)

There was a full set on Ebay the other day

Sorely tempted!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)

Inspired cunning by Primus there

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)

I have seen the future

No she's not dead yet - not until Monday 13th October 2025 at the earliest
so stop bloody well asking

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)

Jesus! She looks like a lightning-scarred Palpatine

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)

Cameron still would though

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)

Sexeh :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)

She's training up Darth Cameron to be the heir to the Conservative Empire

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)

"So be it jedwood"

I'd love to see those bellends electrocuted!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)

There is always two, the master... and the apprentice

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

tick tock tick tock

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)

Movie poster mashup

(fishermanash, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)

Debbie Does Dundee?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)

French Kiss Downunder?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)

That could the start of a raft of location changing squeals..though I'm not sure what the poster for Debbie does Milton keynes whould look like..lol

(fishermanash, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)

"Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?"

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)

There's no booze in it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)

You are correct!

50 points

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)

I'd prefer booze

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)

50 pints of booze

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)

\o/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)

mmm. booze

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)

Dammit, I want some booze RIGHT NOW!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)

*watches clock until lunchtime*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)

GAAAAAHHH

We've got one person leaving work today and it's my birthday on Sunday. We had a team meeting this week where the director gave my manager the impression that we could spend the afternoon in the pub. Turns out one of my colleagues disabused her of this impression, the massive idiot.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)

Points is how you say Pints with my accent

;)

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)

mine too, strangely

everyone's a winner

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)

yea the gingerbread man is about to twonk him one

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)

hehe, TWONK!

Gingy loves his lunchtime McFlurry

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)

Is this twonking?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)

I fucking hate Dreamworks' output.

Watch a Shrek sequel back to back with a Pixar offering, and you'll see how cynical, poorly plotted, badly-animated and utterly devoid of charm it is in comparison.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

They get it right every now and then

Enjoyed How to Train Your Dragon and Mega-Mind (also Antz is a great film anyway, strangely dark) but it's usually a load of pop-culture references tied together by plucky misfits.

Pixar films are stories. Damn good stories.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)

Actually, exactly this ^

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

Puts you off the creamy doughnuts

Very well "Twonked" (click)

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)

Zippy is about to jump him from behind?

or is it lack of ketchup?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)

gah, I really didn't need to see this

wasn't even thinking about these

but I got to do some shopping later and now I crave a mcshite between slices of bread with tomato puke on it.

yum! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)

Yeah, the McDonalds shot is of a wax model for photography purposes.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)

probably tastier

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm wax

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)

Only the "meat" bit, the rest is made from corn snacks

But you should never give it to your pet pooch.

Nik Naks, patty wax, give your dog a bone.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)

...I'm stoking the boiler on my steam-powered Spang-o-matic

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)

Michael Douglas

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)

hahahaha

very good

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)

arf!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)

No smashing blouses

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)

NOT MY TOPIC!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA

*click*

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)

hahaha

Love all their remakes

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)

I can only come up with one thing more disappointing.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)

Is that the bizarre Horne and Corden show?

I tried watching the first ep of that when it was first shown. I didn't even smile. And from what I could see, even the studio audience had to force the laughter.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)

Yup. That's the one.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)

two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions in a sesame seed bun

looks fine

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mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)

The tortoise is wearing glasses.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)

Is it...

...a double layer of meat sandwich thingy in the lovely close-up shot, but a flaccid luke-warm single meat sandwich thingy in that man's hand?

Do I win £5?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

Have you ever heard the expression "the customer is always right"?

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:12, archived)

Good Movie

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)

he thinks he is a sexaholic, maybe he should stick his dick in the burger

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)

too brown

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

Full of empty promise ...

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Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:07, archived)

Chockadoobie!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:12, archived)

*fears*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)

DOUBLE CHOCKADOOBIE!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:42, archived)

*runs away screaming like a girl, arms flailing*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-EShThq-0

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)

Or even worse: the toy is a friggin' four-piece jigsaw puzzle

which in itself is only a quarter of a larger picture that you'll never see in total in your lifetime.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:18, archived)

A 4 piece Jigsaw puzzle?

They are turning kids into vegetables!

I remember complex and interesting stuff, like motorised boats and gliders. Kids TV is also complete shite nowadays.

/rant over.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:30, archived)

'Horrible Histories' is excellent.

Everything else, not so much.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:33, archived)

You've never seen "Adventure Time" then ;)

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:34, archived)

A quick visit to YouTube has shown me the error of my ways.

Thanks for the heads up.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:40, archived)

Octonauts!

*shuffles off*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:44, archived)

Not quite mental enough for my tastes.

But a voice of approval is a vote cast, so it's going on the Excellent List.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)

It's for little kids, but it's really sweet....

but it's really sweet....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)

I like Octonauts

but sadly my daughter doesn't

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)

Octonauts is the nuts

There's proper thinking that needs doing to help these sea creatures out of peril.

Not like the Waybaloo shite

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Joliet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)

fuckin' LOVE Adventure time!

And "Regular Show" - www.youtube.com/watch?v=amS_Sn-iZog

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:47, archived)

You forgot about

Phineas & Ferb

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)

"I know what we're going to do today!"

Good call

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:56, archived)

Good call.

EDIT: Fuck. Piss. Beaten again.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)

Whoever

wrote In The Night Garden was on massive drugs

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)

Vivid colours and bleepy-bloopy noises will never go out of fashion.

Neither will drugs.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)

Not to mention

all the farting noises that the vehicles make

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)

I do rather like Rastamouse.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)

Another worthy addition.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)

The new Transformers series is quite watchable

if you're into that sort of thing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)

Hooray!

www.b3ta.com/board/10755977
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:43, archived)

ha ha!

i saw his post earlier
i really wanted to shout ISAAC MANGANG! but thought it may come across as a bit rude.
i clearly need to spend some time on /talk

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)

I blush with wooness.

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Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)

haha, that brown stuff looks a bit too thick

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)

Kinder Smeg

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)

No mention of the foil wrapper?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)

Minnie driver

Click for bigger (101 kb)

(loego, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:02, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:04, archived)

She was great in 'Grosse Point Blank'.

Bit of a cow IRL, apparently.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:14, archived)

still would

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)

she has a big face

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)

I'd drive HER volvo, if you know what I mean!*

* it means I want to have intercourse with her

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:20, archived)

She is looking a tad rough these day.

She went plastic surgery!

(loego, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:37, archived)

Actually, I know nothing about her

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:45, archived)

She drives clown cars

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)

Sounds like my kinda gal

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)

HONKA HONKA, eh?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)

Prezactly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

Bollocks! - Note to self... "Never again on a school night".

Ning b3ta and hello Sally Hawkins, Sheena Easton and Jack Klugman.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 7:17, archived)

is the first one Marilyn Manson?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 7:25, archived)

Ha ha ha, so doesn't look that well does she..

Ning Toasty!

I think the second from right is Joan Rivers - not sure what she is doing there?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 7:37, archived)

she's always got her gob open that woman

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 7:39, archived)

Sheena is a Prince-fucker, Sheena is a Prince-fucker, Sheena is a Prince-fucker, now.

Hey! Ho! Let's go!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 7:57, archived)

did you go, or are you going today?

and I don't mean prince fucking

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:00, archived)

Today!

Ric says I'm currently behaving like a 5 year old on Christmas Eve. I think she's probably right.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:04, archived)

all signs point toward your untimely but happy death

from multiple orgasms

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:06, archived)

The early reviews are all excellent.

And besides, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:16, archived)

Are you allowed to say 'Prince' on here now?

Ning Captain!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:05, archived)

Morning, Wobbly.

If you stare into a mirror and say his name five times, he will appear in your kitchen and play a ten minute solo on the pots and pans.
Keep him away from the Red Bull, though - nobody wants a midget smashing the fuck out of their crockery and shitting in the sink.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:10, archived)

Ha ha ha - First thing in the morning lols

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:21, archived)

Not the sexiest source for Sally Hawkins

Still would though :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)

brick and wing mirror

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)

pffft

today's lovelies are a beautiful brick and an enticing wing mirror

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)

PHWOAR!

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Shlvng, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)

^ NICE!

* I do hope you keep this up...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)

^what she said

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)

I've got the next 10 years worth planned out already

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)

Planned?

Do you not do yours on the actual day?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)

no, I find that the research is such an intensive task that I dont have time in the mornings

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)

Oh well, keep up the good work...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)

After a couple beers, I'm ok with this. Greuze. An old art teacher related that when he was an undergraduate, he received very poor marks. When he went to his professor for advice, the advice he was given was this: Go home and draw the old masters.

And so it begins.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 4:55, archived)

beer of champions

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:16, archived)

good advice, and good work

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:23, archived)

That's like a Mervyn Peake drawing.

No bad thing.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:42, archived)

Young Girl on a Rowing Machine

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:46, archived)

Looks like art to me.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 6:43, archived)

nice work

Now draw me like one of your French girls Jack! ;)

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Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 2:47, archived)

Puns is it? Right...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 3:11, archived)

The previous leaseholders were ten ants

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)

*groan*

(I still laughed though)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

There are no proper sheriffs anymore :-(

Click for bigger (218 kb)
“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.” ~ John Wayne.

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Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)

I'm not sure I understand this one, is it something to do with John Wayne's cat piss addiction?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:47, archived)

Look everyone! It's Isaac Mangang! B3ta's favourite lurker!

Hooray!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:42, archived)

36 posts

but he seems so familiar!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)

i made a bit of a big deal of it when he posted his first pic, after 9 years of lurking

he has yet to be beaten on the lurking front. some have come close, but he is still undefeated

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

\o/

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)

oh well

not long now.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)

heh, I think I've heard Ed Byrne use that one

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:23, archived)

still alive?

compo it!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)

True...

her continued vitality is a daily disappointment

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)

she even got an oscar

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)

100% fact!

Yes being a vulture is rather low, but then you look down at her.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:44, archived)

Don't care if it's bindun, I had to get it out of my head

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)

A robot's heart

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)

eek!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

Wouldn't that be the oil pump?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)

Do robots have oil for blood?

I didn't know that

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)

Well,

assuming the carb is part of a robot, that infers the use of a liquid fuel in an internal combustion engine to power movement; which will create both combustion and friction related heat. A gearbox will be necessary to transfer movement at different engine speeds to the limbs of the robot and this means bearings which need to be cooled. Heat will exacerbate wear on all bearing surfaces, substantally reducing bearing life.

Something like that anyway.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)

Using wires.

But no ordinary wires.

Infact, there are no wires.

I used cables instead.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

HE NEEDS LESS FUCKING SHIT CANOES ON HIS HEAD, THATS WHAT HE NEEDS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)

it's actually the claw from a tyranosaurus rex that he got when he travelled back in time .

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)

quite the vigorous young go-getter!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)

HE NEEDS ~~LESS~~ FUCKING SHIT CANOES ON HIS HEAD, THATS WHAT HE NEEDS
FEWER

/grammarpedantblog

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)

*/ grammar pedant blog

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)

Hahaha!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)

touche

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)

Go to your room!

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enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)

I'm sorry.

:'(

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)

he's holding his knife and fork funny

is he left handed ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)

I can't believe you pick that out as weird

when the one on the left has no right hand, and appears to be RISING UP OUT OF THE TABLE LIKE SOME KIND OF GHOST

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)

clearly a figment of his imagination

brought on by not eating enough carbs

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

shiiitt.... i thought it said crabs :/

*blears*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)

If a doctor suggests to you that you need more crabs you should take a moment to change your doctor.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)

off the thighs of old hookers

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)

lack of carbs is making him have conversations with hallucinatory people with limited appendages who appear through the table

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)

that, or drinking petrol

{:-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)

Lol, drinking petrol.

it's funny because it's toxic.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)

They swapped Tetraethyl Lead for Benzene

Withnail would have been impressed:-
www.odditycentral.com/news/man-drinks-gasoline-for-42-years-as-medicine.html

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)

for fucks sake

GET A FUCKING GRIP MAN !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)

Better than a grip, this has clamps!

KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE! KLEMPLATTE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)

thats more like it.

carry on

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)

VIBRIERENDE HUNDEARSCH

must remember that one

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)

KLEMPKLEMPEN!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)

Holley shit. Those are quad carbs.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:46, archived)

no idea what it's off

probably something that throbs manfully

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)

Downdraft carb?

BLEAH.

I find sidedrafts much more tender...makes me fart less too.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 2:24, archived)

RASPY CLANKENCLATTER

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)

ooof!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 6:51, archived)

I know, I'm getting more and more... badness :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

Is Gary Glitter a paedo?

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

He's a gerontophile

19 is way too young for him

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

But, but...... I wanted to be in his gang! :(

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

gerontophile

I learned it! :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)

Too soon, man, too soon

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)

if he slightly submerges his feet in water, he's a danger to shipping

a toepeado

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)

He'll never submerge

Whenever he's in the sea he just clings to a small buoy

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)

disappoinTEAment

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

nooooo!!

i demand a refill :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)

Great as a self-filling drinking vessel would be...

... I'm not sure I'd want to drink mugpiss

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)

can't be any worse than Tesco value tea

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

you fixed up the balance in your lovely toasty emporium now?

I don't want to [mod edit] your [mod edit] [mod edit] anymore.

You know, you can't force or change a collective without common consensus. Hang back, feel the flow. Fuck the haters, they're the ones that got you into this position. How dare they post too wide, too brown or too soon.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

I meant deal with your shit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)

There is just so much anger around /board this evening.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)

anger?

you want anger?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IjBi1eEaAA

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)

Woo, the satire it burns.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)

hahaha, fucking hell....

that's one musical I'd pay money to see.

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enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)

That is quite wonderful

And a great first music to wake up to

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:30, archived)

*bursts into spontaneous improvised yet intricately choreographed dance routine*

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)

haha

I like the shakes at the end. Any more than two though and he's playing with it.

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)

hahaha!! errr... maybe i'll wait a bit

looks a lot like the piss cheap bags they fob us off at work with :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)

I like this

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)

Superb rendering of weeing stance there

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)

well, weeing with a semi on

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)

Wow.

perpetual tea pee.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)

this is GOOD ARTS

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)

An absolute classic!

One of my all time b3ta faves.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)

what he said ^

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)

that looks like it could come in handy

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

nice to see a

vintage animation from the b3ta vaults. :)

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enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)

Oh I know that feeling

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)

Ah, I did too. until I invested in one pint mugs.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)

I have one of those

It has a chip in the side I drink from though, so it's not perfect

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)

I like the plain white porcelain ones, the tea stays marginally hotter.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)

Why would I want the tea to stay hotter?

I want it to get from boiling point to drinkable point in as short a time as possible

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)

Lasts longer really, less microwaving when I'm preoccupied.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)

Sod that

I make a drink cos I want to drink it, not cos I want it to hang around and get acquainted with my desk ornaments.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)

Bad mood?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)

I've got a very colourful one pint mug at work

Well, I'm in Europe so I'd guess a 500ml mug but I'm pretending it's one pint so that I get a bit more.

I haven't yet really dared (or had time) to fill it with coffee and see what effect that has on my stomach and my twitching.

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boris the spider, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)

I used to drink pints of coffee but. now it just makes me feel vaguely nauseous.

(Unrelated, just watched 'La Cabina' (The Telephone box) for the first time in decades, still good. Once seen never forgotten).

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)

I suspect I'd give myself an ulcer

which would then rapidly perforate if I seriously attempted to drink pints of coffee. As it is, a pint spread over three hours makes me feel a bit sick.

But fuck it, life's for the living!

(Me, I'm watching Peep Show. Again. I'm not ashamed.)

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boris the spider, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)

not often i get this one out

it was all the rage, before the new fangled 3d you know.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

ace

teapot looks like a tit or maybe that's just me

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)

i supose it does now you mention it

never noticed myself.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)

Cracking nipple on that teapot.

Yay for the .gif too

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)

I still love these drawings/animations...

They are still wonderful.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 2:25, archived)

It's always sad when the job you dreamed of turns out to be a huge disappointment

Click for bigger (132 kb)

(Le Petit Dodo went extinct on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

Tu est un deau-deau

Edit: Why so dead, /board?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

Everyone's still gazing slack-jawed at Gilgy's magical ever-changing picture below

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

^ this

Magic Willies FTW

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)

haha :D

ummm.. yeah......

*drools*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)

It's not enough for my attention span

Edit: BTW Travolta's hair and that bloke off thingy's face go together very well

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

This challenge needs more apostrophe

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

Needs more magic willies

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

Ha Ha!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)

You are Paul Burrell AICMFP

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

No thanks!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

Hahaha! Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

Well done.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)

hahaha!

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enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

This is so satisfying.

I thought that would only happen when he was before the Hague. Tickling for eternity!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 0:43, archived)

I think this belongs on the Front Page :)

Bravo Sir! (or Madam)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)

yay !

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)

Beautiful.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)

Bring me the head of...

nevermind.

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tubaman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 4:58, archived)

Talking of memes...

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

Teehee!

Now the driver of the red car is smug, cos he panic bought a load of croissants last week

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

He's got a jerry-can full of them in his garage

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

Noon.

"....he does a smug chair pic of them, which involves even less effort and interest."

Pfffffttttt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

happy birthday :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)

Cheers

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 7:06, archived)

'ning Wobbly

RISsing slightly on your "quote"

happy b-day though if it is today

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)

Thanks for the Birthday wishes

Sorry about the quote, it was somethis DMHCM said about me on Wed night, and the likes yours?

* I was a bit drunk at the time...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 7:07, archived)

this is heresy

memes are sacred

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

nicely done newspaper text

I'd fear tackling that

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 1:57, archived)

I don't know what is more disappointing

Lack of bakery products, or reading the Daily Mail

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sun 29 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)

magic willies

confused? refresh the page

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)

You are Cr3 and you did this with cookies?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)

I am SO not cr3

no cookies are involved

just MAGIC

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

You are not Cr3, and you did this with willies?

It's not cookies as I'v just blocked them and it still does it!
Haha very clever however you did it ;-)

Go on go on go on tell us!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

https://github.com/ajanckila/randomImage.ashx#readme ?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

that's the amateur version

mine selects a random background and randomly composites images on top of it

public void ProcessRequest (HttpContext context) {
        context.Response.ContentType = "image/jpeg";
        context.Response.Expires = -1;
        string[] fNamesBG = Directory.GetFiles(context.Server.MapPath("~/images/BG"));
        string[] fNamesItem = Directory.GetFiles(context.Server.MapPath("~/images/items"));
        Random r = new Random();
        
        Image imgBG = Image.FromFile(fNamesBG[(int)Math.Floor(r.NextDouble() * fNamesBG.Length)]);

        for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
        {
            
            string path = fNamesItem[(int)Math.Floor(r.NextDouble() * fNamesItem.Length)];
            Image imgItem = Image.FromFile(path);
            Graphics g = Graphics.FromImage(imgBG);
            g.DrawImage(imgItem, (float) r.NextDouble() * imgBG.Width, (float) r.NextDouble() * imgBG.Height);
            g.Dispose();
            imgItem.Dispose();
        }
        
        imgBG.Save(context.Response.OutputStream, ImageFormat.Jpeg);
        imgBG.Dispose();
    }

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)

is this about Star Wars or football because I don't get it

oh no, it's manga isn't it?

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

blimey, look at me calling Dispose() when I've finished with an object

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

~~blimey,~~ look at me ~~calling Dispose() when I've finished with an object~~

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)

nooo don't look at teh code!

i can't help it, it's so beautiful :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

.ashx

It's a link to a script which dynamically produces an image each time it's called.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

ashally?

Woo!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 5:27, archived)

paul daniels?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

Willies....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Woo yay hoopla!

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

alright cunty

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

alright giggles

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

Hang on, did someone just delete a thread with a meme-ful pic?

Then repost another one in its place?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

confused? refresh the page

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

They've done it again!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

and again!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

and...

hey?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

What is this, I don't even...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

I don't either

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

This is totally the best posts on b3ta ever

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

k
whatever
zzzzzzzzzzzz

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

People will remember this day

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

I've forgotten it already

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

Who were you?

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Samantha Fox

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

I always preferred the other one, her with the dark hair

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

I've had her, her minge stank like a blocked drain at a halal butchers

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

She said you had a willy like a pipecleaner that had been left in a bottle of turps

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

I had to put it in her weehole or I couldn't feel the sides :(

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

I heard you wee'd in her weehole and she didn't even notice

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

she did when the bladder parasites starting breeding

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

It's cute that you've got a nickname for your semen

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

sod this, imma go talk to my parrot

if you catch my drift

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

We've all 'talked to your parrot'

eh? Phwooar

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

What Elvis said

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

playing with more file types

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

Tricksy

and very nicely done, I had to look at things to see what you were about. Going on form, cr3 is going to put a block on this type of game :(

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boris the spider, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

GAMEY BLOCKER

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

cr3 treats it more as a fox hunt

when someone finds a way of subverting the board he saddles up and lubes down and goes a-hunting. there are rarely any survivors and he comes back with a broad grin and a limp.

a limp what? a limp *everything*. cr3 is hardcore.

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boris the spider, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

Haha, figured it! nicely....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

Witchcraft.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

hahhahaaahaa

Nice one

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)

Can it be FPed?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)

Magic it may be

but it's seamy as fuck.

CODE THAT YOU BASTARD

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)

cleva

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

Every time you refresh this page, God kills a kitten!

Panowie!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 7:10, archived)

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