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# Beer o'clock!
...well, it will be in a few hours when I reach my destination. Tomorrow will be BOSS GOOD.



Have a great weekend, imaginary internet friends!
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# Why is it always cats in your pictures?
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# Ever so slightly warmer than a sunbeam through some french windows...
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# Furballs of hell
woo :)
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# I LOVE THIS!
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[challenge entry] Somebody wind him up please!
Photobucket
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I liked that Viz letter
"People say Stephen Hawking is the cleverest man in the world, but how do they know he's not just looking it all up on Google?"
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I never thought of that
He could be looking at anything on that screen of his. Bloody cheek!
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# Pictures of robots, you know... doing it.
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# hahahaha
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# hahaha
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Apparently he has a side-job.
He seems to have done the voices for the automated payment machines in the main parking lot in Princeton.
Consequently I always say "THANK YOU STEPHEN HAWKING" when I pay. Because, you know, I don't want to be rude.
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# Then be sure to call him "Professor" or "Doctor" to be properly respectful
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# hahah good call
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# Oh, you're funny in real life too.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:30, archived)
# no, he IS google
he sees all the questions and has a direct interweb-brain-feed to deliver the answers

unfortunately this leaves him little capacity to handle normal conversation

it's similar with siri, but in that case piers morgan is the compute resource, with inevitable consequences
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# That gives me a genuinely terrible idea.
TO THE PHOTOSHOP!!!
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# was 'ning, now it's 'noon, soon it will be beer tiem!
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# Ha ha
Looks like a lampshade.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:14, archived)
# That looks much easier than the one I attempted and gave up on
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# Maud had been to Secateurial College ...
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# :D
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# I haven't seen that spang before.
it's lully ta !!
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# Brand new for you sir
:D
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# v. flattered !!!
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# Yay!
Extra yay cos Maude does that concentrating tongue thing.
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# she's very popular with the boys coz of that
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# So has she learned about clipart?
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# spang
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# Would you pass me the Balsamic my darling?
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# RIS
Something to do with politics?
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# It's irony
History shows that this guy hated vinegar.
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# It's just Gove
Make a great SS Colonel :)
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# On that note...


*waves*
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# Weeee, Nicely done Ninj, is he still selling off the school playgrounds?

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Yep!
Cheers Q and THAT sir
is chuffin' ace ;)
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# cheers :)
What do the kids need playing fields for? They have the streets to play on!
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# Ha ha!
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# Something very 'Allo Allo' about that picture
Missing his little tank
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# Striped Pajamas.
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# it's a newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue546/

QUESTION: What's the best cheese?
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# Free cheese.
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# Actually...
...grilled halloumi is pretty awesome, but a good strong cheddar is still king.


2 3 4 5
Edit to include the rest...
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# THIS^^^
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# These are great
thanks.
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# Cheers Rob!
Stilton...or maybe Dolcellate :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I'd have to go with Cambazola...

Though if we're allowed to specify presentation it'd be a proper Greek Saganaki fried cheese with a twist of lemon.
Closely followed by crunchy-grilled Red Leicester on lightly toasted white farmhouse loaf.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:40, archived)
# The tasteless stuff on pizza
Cheers Rob
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Cheddar, very sharp
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# Haloumi
Hands down. you can toast bake & fry it...It is truly WONDEROUS BEAST.
tHE MEAT OF THE CHEESE WORLD
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# Morrisons had a pack of 4 'Haloumi Burgers' for grilling.
Proper cheeseburgers. Though not exactly the low-fat option...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# if its real haloumi and not some "tastes like Haloumi" reconstituted goat hoofs
Salivates
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Those ones aren't especially fake -
they're just knocked out in the same German factory as all that Edam and Cheddar and other supermarket stuff that doesn't have PDO status.
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# Grilled in a sandwich
Noms :D
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Knee cheese!
of course
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Hurrah for cheese knees!
Got that HLF thing submitted a few weeks ago BTW. Should hear in December. Will get back to you if it's good news!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Knees are made for cheese!
Oh ta!, Good luck with it fella, I was worrying you might need stuff before December, as I'm fully booked till then. Give me a shout when you hear summat!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Nah it's quite a long gestation period...
Will need some luck. It turns out we're asking them for rather a large chunk of their national allocation!
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# This is grate!
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# :D
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# Whatever cheese I happen to be eating at any given moment.
And YAY cheers for the mention. I might put my hand to fleshing our Mr. Lecter :o)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Goat.
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# Nice one
cheers Rob!

Cheese-wise, Stilton, cheddar, crumbly Lancashire would by my favourites, but has to be Roquefort. Pity it's so expensive.
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# Horsepalettecheese

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# Gahhhhh
this still freaks me out every time i see it
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# Cheese toastie noms :D
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# this is still one of the most horrible things i've ever seen on b3ta
yay!
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# Thanks XD
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# >boke<
>click<
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# nobbcheez
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# The cheese found underneath old ladies boobs when you have to give them a bed bath.
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# Just sicked up a bit
thanks
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# Apparently It's really nasty.
But goes lovely grilled on some wholemeal.
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# Ah-ha!!
...so that's where granny is hiding it.

BRB LOL
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# Top cheese tip: gorgonzola and date sandwiches
Bear with me here, it's a winner. Slice gorgonzola and put on bread. In a small saucepan heat up chopped dates with a splash of water to make a datey paste. Spread paste on cheese and put more bread on top. Behold the sandwich of the gods.
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# Bramble jelly on Boursin on half a french loaf.
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# The clash of salt and sweet.....makes for an awesome tastebud battle.
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# Cheezus, or Savourier of course!
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# Has to be blue veined of course!

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# boursin
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# cheddar with cruncy bits
stuffed into apples

(or poutine)
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# Ta

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Danish Blue.
Or Cahill's Red Wine cheese.
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# Jarlsberg!
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# liverot
ta for the news
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#
Dairy Lee triangles on a bed of roast shrew with a glass of chilled weedkiller, if you're paying.
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# Gruyère
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# Cheers.
Could I have a chunk of Roquefort with it please?
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# Ecce Vigo
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# Oh, that scourge of carpathia!
He's such a scamp!
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# haha
splendid.
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# Sensible kitteh...
...is sensible.
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# Clearly a commie.
*burns*
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# Clearly a cat
*burns*
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# I think the Onion nailed it
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# I fucking knew Ganesh was a tranny
Damb!
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# Very good indeed.
I liked the debate on the radio today cos every time a muslim said Muhammad they all had to mumble "peace be upon him"(which is rather ironic) it started to sound like a monty python sketch.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# To be fair though.....
On a scale of Muslim protest vs Hindu it's a bit lame, i'm sure someone from the Church of England has issued a death threat regarding Jumble sale line jumping or the use of pyramid tea bags.
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# I totally agree
...but it's only been a few decades since Christians were blowing each other up for being the wrong kind of Christian.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Holy shit.
Ganesha = futanari?
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# Yay
*joins teh fluffy crusade :D
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Peter Catchell?
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# Newsletter subject line compo
la la la manic miner
la la la got a one liner?
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# TITS OOT FOR THE LADS
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# Twinned with Closer Magazine
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# NIPPLES LIKE A DOCKER'S THUMBS
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# Or indeed
Chapel hatpegs.
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# OUR OWN GROTESQUE INVASION OF YOUR PRIVACY
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# LIKE TWO FRIED EGGS, SAYS MAN
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# Smashing into your inbox like a petrol bomb through an embassy window.
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# Media hypocrisy in a nutshell
Pippa's arse good, Kate's tits bad
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#
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# ^ What Vera said ^
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# it's a classic :)
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# Get your priorities right.
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# LIKE TWO FRIED EMBASSIES
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# Ha ha ha !
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# J'ai vu les seins de la future reine d'Angleterre, et ils ne sont pas mauvais. Santé
says French photographer, yesterday.
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# Bumming your embassy with appalling quality YouTube films
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# Kate's charm offensive continues
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# Late holiday availability at Annacy Campsite
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# Nation's favourite tits finally quit Radio 1 breakfast show
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# She had the breasts of a small malnourished boy
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# In France,
that's a compliment.
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# lol
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[challenge entry] :)
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# Haha
What's the guy from?
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# Trailer Park Boys
or the royal family, depending on which guy you meant...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Ahh...
Trailer Park Boys, a real hidden gem.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Ahhh
I thought it was the guy from Office Space! I stand corrected
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# gold
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# woo!
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#
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# "Wanna see my orbs and sceptre?"
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# I want to see Smug in one of these photos
within the next half hour
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#
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# BUMBLAST
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# Corrrr, look at her Willies!! :D
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# Hahahaha
Hai herman :D
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# hehehehe
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#
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#
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# Hahaha!
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# fanfuckingtastic
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# hahahaha
to the tower with you.
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# hahahaha
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#
Kate Middleton
IS an anagram of
Naked Tit Model
after all...
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# Holy Mother of God...
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# VERY good
:)
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# Very good.
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# this is very good...so good in fact that it has broken b3ta
no new images for 2 hours?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# we're all off in the wanking cupboard
it's next to the tissue drawers
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# has Kate brought the board to a halt?
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# its hynotised em all...*imagines a bazillion betans held captive by their monitors
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# All the ones not at work are patriotically fapping
to pictures of our future queen.
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#
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# I look forward to the new notes...
Actually, wait...they'll be William won't they? Oh well, work with what you've got!
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# Baaaddoooiiing :D
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# I'm feeling kind of frisky!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Not FP'd anymore?
Couldn't the page handle it?
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# Still there for me.
Unless it came back...
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# Does anyone else think that those tits look like Matt Lucas?
I knew that Kate was a very thin woman, but I was still surprised that her tits look like fried eggs.

It's such a shame that her body doesn't match her stunningly beautiful face.
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[challenge entry] *WARNING* Does NOT animate

Thanks 'Not The None O'Clock News'
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# :D
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# 8D
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# hahaha
thanks for the warning. I almost waited for it to animate!
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# I still am.
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# Most wonderful!
It's a green form of energy I suppose... ;)
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# Ha ha ha!
I always wondered how it worked.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
come on people!! surely one of us will knock up a sunday sport front page with Kate on it!!!!

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# why don't you?
and then you can post it in this thread
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#

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#
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# Z? Z? Z? Z?
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#

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# .


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#
I think your username dropped these 1/ 1/
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#
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# Oh go on then.
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#
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#
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# Meh, why not.
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# sundaysportballs\o/s
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# Waaargh!
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# hahahahahahahahahaha
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#

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#
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# Will this do?
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# BLEEEEEE
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#
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#
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#
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# The only good cat is one in a bin!

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# My kids love our recycling binjago!
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# is that real?
If so, its ace!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Yup
I made downloadable versions for all to print and use: www.q4nobody.co.uk/funny144.html
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# :D Love it!
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#
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# fasterfasterfasterfasterfasterfaster!
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# also, Nugent loves cookies
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# hahaha
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# WTFAYBOA?
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#
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# HAHA
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#
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# you have
ed me for the last time.
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# I'M TELLING DAD!!
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#
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# well that's my christmas ruined. Thanks
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# haha! Good wrangling there :)
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#
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#
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#
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# Doesn't post a picture.
Gets more replies than a good post.

Everything seems normal here....carry on.
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# This is the b3ta equivalent of storming an embassy.
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# *bums embassy*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Clockwise you fools, clockwise!
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# Ha ha ha!
The one on the right looks a little short to be a morris dancer.
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# I want that hey nonny nonny and not excuses.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:31, archived)
# ...speaking of which, have a roast mushy pea...
have a roast mushy pea...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I read that as Admiral Peril, which would be a good name for a superhero.
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# Ha ha ha ha!
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# Brilliant!!!!!
:)
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# Haha belter!
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# Ha ha ha
I do like this.

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# Hahaha
:)
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# Also since Manic doesn't seem to spend much time round here these days I'll take the liberty of adding this into the thread
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# Ha ha
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# a hey nonny nonny and a *svoosh* *thunk* *thunk*
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# Ahh, the Queen's (or Dark Lord's) Delight!
I'm worried about the health and safety aspects of using sabers...
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# very good, but they look so sad :(

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# Make this a real thing
and you'll be fending off the fans and the lawyers with a shitty stick.
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# any excuse...
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[challenge entry]
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# they're shit photos anyway, don't know what the fuss is about.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Is that what all this fuss is about?
They're rubbish. The photos and her tits.
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# ^ haha indeed
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# ^^^THIS !!!^^^
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# Can't look. Busy making queen mother necrophilia pics.
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# yay
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:52, archived)
# yeah... I'd be happy for people to invade my privacy if the resultant pictures weren't very good
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:38, archived)
# give me a few castles, all of Cambridgeshire and a life of constant holidays
and you can take all the photos from half a mile away of me you like
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:42, archived)
# so, this boils down to jealousy?
they have things and you don't?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:43, archived)
# no, I was saying I'd be more than happy to have my photo taken in exchange for lots of stuff
I don't think I'm being jealous there, just trying to strike a deal which if you ask me weighs heavily in my favour
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:02, archived)
# so... you think it's acceptable for this to happen because they are rich?
even if they don't want it to?
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# no, I'm saying that I will get my tits out in exchange for massive wealth
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# you said "massive wealth"
*sniggers*
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# I did, is this a faux pas I was previously unaware of?
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# righto
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)
# in response to the question you are asking about is it right or wrong to take someone's photo without their permission
They're massively high profile and it's sadly what paparazzi get paid for so they should be expecting it to a degree. Doesn't make it right though.

I just think its depressing that what someone's tits look like is front page news
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:16, archived)
# But... if they really wanted privacy in their marriage
Maybe shutting a country down for a day in order to televise their wedding wasn't the best way to go about it.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)
# yeah... their own fault really
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:26, archived)
# ^ this
They can have close-ups if they want
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:45, archived)
# ok then... different tack
lets say it's your other half we're talking about... even if you had loads of money etc, you'd be happy for someone to be taking pictures of her norks?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Ok then
If I and my other half happen to be world famous and constantly followed by Pap-scumbags who get paid by shite rags and my other half said; "Q darling, I think I'll remove ones breast garment, by the outdoor pool, as it's SO hot and this brassier is SO restrictive". I'd probably reply, "OK missy, but you do know that those 50 Pap-shitheads stationed on those 5 boats over there, are probably focusing their Long distance lenses on you, for such a moment?"
To tell you the truth, I believe the Royal family have got themselves a great new PR team and they are doing a great job at keeping the Royal family hip, young and current and constantly in the world's media?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:48, archived)
# ^this^
with added "make the masses feel sorry for them"
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
And it appears to be working on some. *Pointing no elbows above*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:01, archived)
# they look like camera phone photos
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:55, archived)
# to me, it's not the quality of the photos that are the issue, but the fact someone was trying to take the photos in the first place...
but I must just be weird
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:58, archived)
# It's almost as if humans are curious about what other humans look like naked
If only someone on the internet was savvy enough to exploit this concept
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)
# You could be on to something there.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I'm a little surprised that you're surprised that someone has taken pictures of a celebrity with their bewbs out?
lolshockz
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:16, archived)
# This
If it was just a previous Big Brother contestant who'd been photographed topless, would anyone, except the morons who read Closer anyway, give a toss?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:25, archived)
# if we're talking about a Big Brother contestant, then knocking bet is that they'll have arranged the photos anyway
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Let's face it. The kind of people who are interested in this kind of thing
are claiming benefits, enjoy Eastenders and have the mental intelligence of a fig.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:28, archived)
# this is a large portion of what bothers me...
in the fact that there's a market for photos of famous people doing really mundane things.

The right hand column of the daily mail website for a start
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# It's the society we live in sadly. Cunty people want other cunty people to snap familiar looking cunty people to feed their inordinately sad cunty lives.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:37, archived)
# And if people weren't able to live vicariously through people they've seen on the TV
They'd have nothing to distract them from how sad and cunty their lives are, which will only make them sadder and cuntier.

They're already sad and cunty enough as it is. Don't make things worse!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Ooo. You mentioned the word Vicarious...
I'm off to listen to Tool.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Word.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# who said I was surprised?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Ok, maybe not surprise but the fact that you are annoyed that a pap has photographed a naked 'sleb.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I'm not annoyed at the photo (although as I say above, the fact there's a market for this shite bothers me)
I just think it shouldn't be dismissed on the grounds that the photos aren't very good.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:36, archived)
# equally, it shouldn't be dismissed on the grounds that they have a fuckton of money
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Given all the attention that was paid to her sisters arse when Will and Kate got married,
it's a bit duplicitous of the papers to get all steamed about this. If they were being consistent they'd be going on about how good/bad they are, not the fact a picture has been taken of them.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha
tomorrows Sun front page
EXCLUSIVE, KATE'S TITS, OUR OFFICIAL JUDGEMENT
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:52, archived)
# The Mirror would be asking if we were getting value for money
out of Kate's tits. As taxpayers we have a right to see them.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:35, archived)
# who fucking cares they're a bunch of leaching cunts
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I understand your point.
Given how famous they are however, getting your chebs out for an airing is probably unwise as there is always the possibility somebody will be out there trying to get a photo.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:27, archived)
# yea..it all smacks of pr.

are there any controversial bills being passed today?..hmmm
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Totally
"We need to pass this dodgy bill tomorrow, so what story can we hide it behind?"
"We've got those tit pics sir, that'll keep the sheep of our back?"
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hm
They do look a bit like my first girlfriend's tits, which has got me a bit nostalgic.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:43, archived)
# but you were in your mid forties at the time
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:44, archived)
# I wish I was
It'd mean I'm ageing backwards
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:45, archived)
# haha - nostalgia tits
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:50, archived)
# bless
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:53, archived)
# god, they are rubbish
i can't even knock one out to these.

i thought the days of 'grainy, long distance telephoto lens with a shitty 2X converter added on' were over.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:49, archived)
# If only tits were like hands and weren't rude, then no one would be bothered.
We could all be like the Himba and not give a fuck whether boobicles were out or not.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha, thought b3ta would be full of this sort of thing already.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:50, archived)
# I was 'shopping her severed at the waist
I'm not sure I can be arsed cloning out all the background though
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:56, archived)
# It's hard to care about these things.
On the plus side, I now have a quality control advice label I can shop onto other peoples images.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:12, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:16, archived)
# C'mon! Whos' been mean to Eric?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
Club that baby seal!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:48, archived)
# My nephew's first favourite toy was a cuddly seal cub who he named Club
(with his father's encouragement, obviously, but it was great at my grandma's funeral when he asked a total stranger where Club The Seal was).
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:53, archived)
# hahahaha
My friend used to have a dog he named Cat?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Reminds me of the 'when they were kids' type challenge..
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Aargh! Bloody hell!
Kill them both with fire and hammers!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Sorry Mr Pickles, all the pies have gone
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Nicely done!
Looks like harold bishop having a tantrum
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] "Aw shit Kate, Harry's gonna love this!"
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Sauce?
You know, for, ahem, research?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:41, archived)
# ?
Austin Powers, Liz Hurley
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sorry Q for posting on top :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:44, archived)
# BASTARD! ;)
Nature of the beast :D
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:48, archived)
# do they count as part of your 5-a-day ?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:03, archived)
# :D
sexeh
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 2:39, archived)
# HI, I'M JOHN
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:06, archived)
# MY HEAD IS LARGE AND MY THUMBS ARE ALOFT
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:28, archived)
# approved
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Ewwww
no rings on my fingers
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:39, archived)
# "waait for it!...."
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:24, archived)
# love it
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:43, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I knew I saw that thumb somewhere before!
Photobucket
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Also:
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)
# MY BUSINESS PLAN: THUMBS
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:31, archived)
# I am glad to see that you have sought out your own market rather than encroaching on my snaxe

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:36, archived)
# Seriously?
I refer you to patent #303229405g, figures d through h, which clearly encapsulate the concept of a "slithering orally-situated business-related entity"
Prepare yourself for some serious high court patent action my friend.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:40, archived)
# I got prior art and a team of pitbulls

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:41, archived)
# My guys can't wait to get into it
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Let's dance, bitch
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 7:56, archived)
# Hello.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:06, archived)
# Intriguing.. do you get AIDS with that?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:04, archived)
# fucking nepotism, eh?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:38, archived)
# I'm watching this while listening to Zappa.
Freakin' Awesome!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:35, archived)
# Drugs were new back then.
That's amazing. And a bit scary.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:41, archived)
# Tiny is as tiny do.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:46, archived)
# I thought I saw Hitler.
Might have been Frank.
Not sure.
I got 'Chalk Pie' on.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:47, archived)
# There's a particular live version of Sofa that I've not been able to find that I really like.
It doesn't appear to be on youtube, although there are seemingly dozens of other live versions of it on there.
I'm not his biggest fan but there are one or two of his tracks I love, and I really like "We're Only In It For The Money", mainly for the lyrics, it's still one of the most scathing and angry records I've ever heard.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:50, archived)
# I heard a great version of Sofa yesterday.
Fucking youtube took off the full Sleep Dirt.
I will destroy them.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:01, archived)
# When I was at UC Santa Cruz, there was a Zappa course.
I really should have taken it. As it stands I spent most of my time not studying pre med, eating Peyote, and was kicked out before finishing a year.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:01, archived)
# I've never taken Peyote.
One of the few I've missed out on that I was curious about.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:13, archived)
# there's still time
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:17, archived)
# There is.
And I'm on the right continent now.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:18, archived)
# no one can see you in the spirit world, asshole
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:36, archived)
# You're saying I won't be able to tweet from there?
Then what's the fucking point?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:39, archived)
# Your Doors Of Perception haven't been opened.
And it's far too late in the season.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:32, archived)
# Hey atomic that reminds me of a type of Fall Fashions joke I like, do you want to see it?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:38, archived)
# That old thing?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:40, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:41, archived)
# \o
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:43, archived)
# Maybe I can help
I appear to have 28 versions of Sofa in mp3 format here.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:27, archived)
# There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god's grey earth as that prince of foods...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:55, archived)
# I can't believe this was unreleased.
Awesome jams on this.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:03, archived)
# Yes indeed. Still my favorite Zappa solo!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:05, archived)
# You guys might be interested in
exystence.net/
There's been 6 or 7 reissues over the last few days.
Edit: or even 10
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:30, archived)
# Thanks Chumpers!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:41, archived)
# sweeeet
 
some Beefheart in there too (but no Zoogz)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:48, archived)
# for a shitload of Zoogz I refer you to Mr Fab
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:55, archived)
# Hmmmm, looks interesting.
*bookmarks
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 6:02, archived)
# LATE AT NIGHT WHEN I LAY SLEEPING YOU SLIMY MOFOS COME UP CREEPING
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 6:36, archived)
# SNAXE

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:36, archived)
# This has to stop.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:41, archived)
# IT HAS TO START

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:41, archived)
# You're not making any money at this.
Your sale techniques are outdated.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:49, archived)
# Our month-on-month rolling goal is only increasing due to our massive popularity in the marketplace.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:52, archived)
# The numbers don't add up......................It's all about 'Face Value' now.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:59, archived)
# FNNNNNNNNN
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:14, archived)
# I'm going with pinkies. It's far more stylish.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:38, archived)
# You have to really believe in them.
It's a hard sell.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:46, archived)
# They certainly don't command the same amount of respect.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:47, archived)
# Presidential
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:32, archived)
# The long-legged Mac Daddy
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:50, archived)
# "HOPE! CHANGE! THUMBS: ! ... waddaya think Michelle? Is that a good re-election slogan?"
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:37, archived)
# How's that changey thumbey thing workin out for ya?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:40, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:46, archived)
# PRESIDENTIAL MIEN
 

 
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:52, archived)
# Party rockers in the hooooouuuuuusse tonight













(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:57, archived)
# It looks like tufts of grass in front of him.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:06, archived)
#






(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:11, archived)
# Notice how he's trying to make his thumbs look invisible
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:15, archived)
# He's worried about my legal team.
You know what I'm sayin?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:17, archived)
# there are no thumbs, who told you there were thumbs?
 
Certainly no thumbs, here.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:18, archived)
# We will bury you!
Although obviously it will be a bit awkward, without thumbs.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:22, archived)
# HaHa! They are amongst us!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:39, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:16, archived)
# Pan's Labyrinth
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:20, archived)
# F'ing Nice!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:23, archived)
# I never do anything without running it by the monster on my shoulder first.
 
He always knows the best things to do.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:27, archived)
# STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:41, archived)
# Sucker MCs gotta pay

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:46, archived)
# did sik
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:33, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:45, archived)
# IT'S A CONSPIRACY
 
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 2:31, archived)
# stabwars bongheadtent
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:20, archived)
# Episode IV - Some New Dope
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:33, archived)
# reminds me of the man
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:22, archived)
# Freebase's Bastard Star Child
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:35, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:02, archived)
# BU BU BU BU BU
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:57, archived)
# did someone say gayshift?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:35, archived)
# It's a given really.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:36, archived)
# ahahahaha
one of the best flans i've seen for a while
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:41, archived)
# best of all the flanimals?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:45, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:51, archived)
# Good show.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:50, archived)
# Ah, now there's a thing of rare beauty.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:02, archived)
# Oh, my.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:19, archived)
# CUNTSHED HEADTENT
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:03, archived)
# Here's another character...................................Cb3O

(CH/a)...............................................................cyborg casual
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:14, archived)
# Is this a starwars thing?
I liked the one with O-NO-B-O and the little squeaky twat who showed the porn clips but I didn't see the others.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 4:34, archived)
# The twins gave birth to their Mother.
It's all fucked up.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 5:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Jazzy Jeff
this guy sounds more posh than JARVIS
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 1:55, archived)
# he sure seams posh
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] No - I won't bloody let it lie!


Perhaps I've taken the challenge title a bit literally...

(Soz for the thread-jack)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:49, archived)

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