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# Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# i love you sometimes, ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# SOMETIMES!!!
*Sobs* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I love you long time.
Every other Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# YES!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:26, archived)
# oh, my poor little ninj
if i gave you my unconditional love on a full-time basis, what would you have left to strive for in life?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:26, archived)
# may all your dreams, but one, come true.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# as long as it's the one about the dog on the bus, i'm fine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Well there is that...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# i'm doing this for your own good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I punched a bloke in the face once for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Great soundtrack!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# never heard of it...
Sorry dad...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I had a mate that was a big stray cats fan....
At a party someone told him that Jimi Hadrix was a better guitaris than Brian Setzer all hell broke loss and he kicked the shit out of him...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I once saw Daddy punch a man until both he and the man were crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# It IS it's rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# I murdered a family of five for criticising the movie Krull.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I set fire to a childrens hospice after someone didn't like Alien.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:25, archived)
# You can't be blamed for that!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I have long hair...
About 15 years ago, I used to get comments like "Oh you're dead good looking, you look just like Laurence Llewelyn Bowen" as time went on and it started to receed, the comments changed, untill one day some just laughed and said "Haha it's fucking Bill Baily" I suppose that's inevitable....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# You are beautiful, no matter what they say!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Haha, someone was once yelling at me "Get off my train" trying to get me to shout it..
When I finally asked what fuck their malfunction was, they said "Have you never seen ghost?"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# arf!
malfunction. =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Never thought I'd see
a Christina Aguilera lyric quoted on B3ta. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:09, archived)
# bill bailey is definitely weird crush territory
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# what about that ugly git,
ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:29, archived)
# 6-pinter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
# WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# i get pissed easily ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I still love your name no matter what...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# what, that old thing...
Just something I threw on..
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Sounds like a town in Texas!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# This could work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# orsum
top work
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha good one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:27, archived)
# hahahahah!
send it to him!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I fecking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I did a thing

CFB
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# What's to hate? She looks quite content to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Judge Mortis' weekend off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# eerie nonsense
quatermass and the pit?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# It's all kicking off down at Hobbs End.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Yeah! Quatermas!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Not again
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I have a young, single friend who'd be interested
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Clearly a man of
Talont

Aahahahahahahahahahahahaha. *cries*
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Gah!
To the pun prison with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Hah! What Eldritch abomination is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Woo
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I like this and do not know why.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Secret!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:35, archived)
# is this about that royal baby, or the economy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:36, archived)
# For about mad scientist :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# *faved*
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Ha-ha! Moody cat ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# now with added Wham gloves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I found a porn site the other night with a woman wearing a brown paper bag....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# And what were you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Semen spattered slippers....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# you should have let her take it off so she could see it too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Then it wouldn't have been private...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I want this cat so much.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Strange that I don't see this grumpy cat here much
It's all over the web, and it is pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Nobody cares, Moggy
You should really think about the poor quality of your posts and ask to be banned again, do us all a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Should not be as you say!
:D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Shut up Alanis or I'll Frisbok you again.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# oh shush
6 years and 49 posts at least the nutbag is trying
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Oh shit you've posted more than me, well that's me told.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# fuck moggys posted more than you...and this is her third account
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:23, archived)
# You're still doing that thing where you think that posting more entitles you to more of a say.
You should really put that into some kind of review.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# There's a bag.
Goats eat anything, including bags.
There's a cat's head. A cat is a type of animal, as is a goat.

The rolling stones did an album called "Goats Head Soup".

Is it the Rolling Stones?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Look familiar?


www.burningman.com/art_of_burningman/bm13_theme.html
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
#


ed: Oh it's a pirate, not freebase. Now I look a right twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
#

EDIT: Still relevant though!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# BZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:50, archived)
# How the fuck did you do that so quickly...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# It was one I had from a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# oh
just fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Moggy needs to draw more bland, minimal things like this.
She sets them up, I knock them down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:15, archived)
# rolling stones?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Is it "Monkeys versus Donkeys" by Wild Man Fischer?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh8DGaoimk8
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Are you Bourbon Fox?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I was wondering that yesterday
or the day before. They both came onto the board at suspiciously similar times. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# But then so does JJ
Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# JollyJack=Bourbon Fox=Moggy?
That theory is beginning to edge into bonkers territory. Ergo, by the logic of the amazing ancient technology program I was watching the other day (unexpected consequence: pyramids cause the acceleration in the expansion of the universe! They didn't *say* that but they did say that pyramids generate scalar fields like "zero point energy field" - which is't a scalar field - and hell, if a billion civilisations on a billion planets all built pyramids it would damn well accelerate the universe alright!, *and* it solves the coincidence problem) it must be true!

That sentence makes sense, I assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# It's like Metal Gear Solid, all 3 of us came from the same guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
# MMNNnnggghh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Attack of The Werepig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Pig :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Photos of your Golden Bum or I just won't care Moggy.
In fact I'll even ask the BBC to FULLY ENDORSE bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Oh oh...who could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# You show privates now!
Lots of other people have made lots of lovely pictures today you could say something in their thread
also the bucket flours a highest algorithm before the line
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Hello everyone; I'm organizing a Valin tribute thread for what would have been his forthcoming b3ta day, I'm spamming it here just to let you all know, pass it on to everyone if you like
.
CHECK IT OUT IN THE CALENDAR, CLICK THE LINK FOR DETAILS,

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24737



CHECK IT OUT IN THE CALENDAR, CLICK THE LINK FOR DETAILS

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24737
.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:06, archived)
# that's an astoundingly bad wig
like a cross between Ted Bovis in Hi-de-hi and Van Damme in Hard Target
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Haha, mate of mine used to have the Van Damme mullit, right from 1980 to mid 90's when I last saw him..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Why not, eh?
I'm in, unless I'm out that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Yay :-)
I bet you're in and out all day long aren't you sir, suits you.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Fnaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# i'm there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Yay, demands comedy backflip if you're sober!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# it'll be in the daytime, so i'll be sober
i can just about manage the splits, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# You'd manage the splits in seconds if there was a man under you!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# nanoseconds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# NanoNano Mork and Monkey!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:36, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10891879
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# It's a young Hilary Devey....
And fuck I just googled her, I though she was ancient, she's only fucking 55...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Urgh sweet jeebus
WOULDN'T WOULDN'T WOULDN'T WOULDN'T
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Inspired by actual events...

....god, I miss Game Station.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Ha, Game staff can be pricks.
They offered me the repair/replace cover the other day, I was buying a Steam wallet code. MNNNgh.

Having said that the first I'd heard of this disc warranty thing was in the local Gamestation, long before I was ever offered it in Game.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:09, archived)
# good job I wasn't serving you....
not got a fuckin' clue what a "Steam wallet code" is

*soouttatouchwivdakidsthesedays/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:17, archived)
# This
This right here

To use on here store.steampowered.com/

It's just a redemption code on a receipt - removing the scratches from a till receipt is going to be tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:19, archived)
# You obviously look like a noob, wuss or clueless parent then.
You should have gone in looking all surley like you've just had a MASSIVE argument with your dad who DOESN'T UNDERSTAND and smelling like you haven't had a shower in so long that your hair still has afterbirth in it.
Then Game staff treat you with RESPECT.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I think the kid that served me was the manager's son.
Nepotism.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Why have you used an actual brand name?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I only ask because you usually side-step them
(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:32, archived)
# For the same reason that I use Uwe Boll's real name when taking the piss out of him:
I feel the need to try and kick certain parties in the groin.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
look at him... with his pig nose and fat belly...

people who have menial jobs are fucking cretins, amiright?!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Where do I order my copy of "Yiffing Angrywank"?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Gamestation was ace; go in, buy a game, get out.
CEX is good for the same reason, and also because I'm a cheap bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I was going to buy the insane edition
But then I didn't like the thought of visitors seeing a dude in a grass skirt on my desk and thinking I'm kind of weird
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:35, archived)
# all we're left with up these parts is grainger games
not too bad, they sell cheap dvds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Name the band
(moistness, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:44, archived)
# The No Cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Manic Street Magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:45, archived)
# grainy sugar and the eye swaps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:46, archived)
# the cinnamon-faced cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA Massive office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Noisy Sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Alan And The Ants?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Alan is morrisette
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Dr Gielgud
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:52, archived)
# £40,000 - £49,999
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Bucks Fizz
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Banal Humping
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Crazy Dave and the Elk Trombones, ft. Rihanna
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Flagstone Ennui
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Justin Bieber
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:55, archived)
# that's not a band
come on Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Stormin' Norman and the Horny Doormen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Salt-n-Pepa
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Sugarlord and The Peepers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Ducky and The Amstrads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
# The Sugarhill Gang
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:58, archived)
# the black and white minstrels
(pdjpdj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Fat Plank Spanker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
# abdomen fuck bucket ft Justin Bieber
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Johnny Puncture and the Spokey Dokeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Bob Marley - Eye Swap The Sheriff
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Kunt and the Gang.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Get down tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Daphne and Celeste
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Photoshop Amateur
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Completely
I thought this is the worst thing I have ever submitted to B3TA but what the hell. I'm mad me.
(moistness, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:18, archived)
# jokes are more important than hours of fine tuning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Yeah coz the rest of us get paid for this shit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Haha, I'm a Paint Shop Pro semi-pro ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Monie Love?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Clem Bohunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Ol' Dirty Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Bumgob Jackson and The Anal Smear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Pixelly Lott?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:04, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# The Wurzels
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Haha, well his does look like a cider drinker there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Slurry fountain and the chocolate walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:06, archived)
# The Jimi Hendrix experience....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Sugar and Spice
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_%26_Spice_(band)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Death Rock Suicide And The Cult Of Indifference
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Nik Kershaw or Howard Jones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# All wrong
The answer is Rolling Stones!
Gordon Brown (eyes)
Alan Sugar (face)
Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones.
What fun we've had today.
(moistness, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I want a refund!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:22, archived)
# you will burn in hell
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Gordon Brown was by The Stranglers
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:23, archived)
# More office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Rubbish!
*throws tomatoes, cabbages, chickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I need a picture of you for my dart board
and a dart board, because I don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I didn't even get time to guess!
Do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Dammit!
I was going to say Earth Wind and Ure Fired
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I don't get it
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
# The Banal Sisters?
EDIT: oops, a bit late.

Is it the Rolling Stones?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Is it...
..."The Cock Sucking Mother Fuckers", much beloved stars of many a Royal Variety Performance?
(minimalist ..., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
# That's no moodle
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:43, archived)
# "Due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was swallowed by a small dog."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I get this joke!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Endorian Megahound.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:48, archived)
# ft Keanu Reeves on bass
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Excellent as always!!! Nice hound by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:08, archived)
# GRrrr yeah ya mad dog you....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I sense much WOO in this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# They can be a great people, Kal-El..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Hulk smash!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha.
I am liking these.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:55, archived)
# this one made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I like these captain. Whats the inspiration behind them?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Teaser poster for the new Star Trek film.
oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/12/star-trek-into-darkness-teaser-poster1-610x903.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Lovin' these Cap'n
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Think I'm done with these, now.
I can still see it when I close my eyes.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# could have went for pooper but i didn't as it would have been silly
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Parp!
When I went to the bog today at work there was lovely quilted paper. The day before was some terrible abrasive stock you wouldn't stuff a dead pharoah with. Very jarring. I don't know how it might affect a person with IBS. Badly, I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# if he's got it in his hand, he doesn't need a shit
everyone knows that if you really need a shit, there's never any bog roll in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Hey, it's him off the telly!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Pfft.
Really enjoyed 'Looper'.
Everyone goes on about the time travel aspect, but I prefer to see it as a film about a man with super powers who is destined to become either humanity's ultimate saviour or their final reckoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)
# It's as close to Akira as we've got so far
the guy coming apart/updating as he crosses the street is fucking amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Definitely one of my favourites of 2012.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:47, archived)
# This!
Haven't felt so cringe-y & afeared for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:31, archived)
# This
Really enjoyed it, and thought they did the right thing by shouting "Fuck off" whenever anyone tried to talk about time travel.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# If Joseph Gordon-Levitt doesn't eat that dinner, Bruce Willis won't be desperate to make a deposit. Or will he?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Is it a sequel?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# yes, yes it is
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Boris johnson Karloff
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:48, archived)
# it's a shame igor couldn't find a brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Abby someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:00, archived)
# that settles it, i'm watching that tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Looks like me looking outside....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:17, archived)
# LOves
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# :)
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Karlis Borin Joffoff
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:46, archived)
# that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Ooh ta!
How's the duvet/blanket coming on? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:01, archived)
# pretty much done mario's head
but i've been slacking a bit the last week or so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Watch them bloody trees missus!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# :D
wasn't my fault, i can't see a damn thing if the sun's in my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Sneeky tree is sneeky
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:32, archived)
# it jumped right out at me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that's what's under his hair, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# When David Carradine meets that James Bond baddie....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
# An attempt at rotoscoping.....
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:52, archived)
# what is a rotascope?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:48, archived)
# ha ha! That reminds me of the ti.Zzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:17, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Nicked, Facebonked, credit taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I have narcolepsy and I take offense to thi....zzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Nice.
Mind if I pea gently in your thread. It's semi relevant. To current affairs rather than your animation, which I have to say is rather fine. Very smooth.

That autumn budget staement in full...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:35, archived)
# behead gideon!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Someone observed recently...
that "easing deficit reduction" is an anagram of "Gideon is a certified c**t"

Read into that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)
# be pidgeon head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Has anyone even shopped a Kate pregnancy picture on here yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Needs more Harry
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Needs less of that sprog in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Bitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Blimey, he's really clamping down on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:11, archived)
# it's a photoshop mu..it's not really them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:17, archived)
# You mean people take parts of one photo and insert them into others in order to change their meaning?
I don't see that catching on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:47, archived)
# weird innit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10891634
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Kate's pregnant?..fuckin' hell not heard a thing about it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Really? That's a surprise.
It's been all over the news, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:07, archived)
# well done mu
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:08, archived)
# How unexpected, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# we never shop royals.....we have too much respect
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:18, archived)
# nothing but milk dust
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Fuck.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:18, archived)
# IT'S DECEMBER 5TH! IT MUST BE ANIMALS ON FRUIT DAY!

Draw or shop an animal on a piece of fruit, no duplicates allowed, otherwise you have to do a forfeit*
Kicking off with an ELEPHANT on an ORANGE

*you don't have to do a forfeit
...or draw an animal on a piece of fruit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Can I say 'ning then post the picture in a mo? ;)
Edit: And done...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:14, archived)
# do what you like fella
morning
*EDIT - is that an orange your frog is on?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Grapefruit, same thing!
This is a grape on an apple
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:24, archived)
# snowmanduck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I know what you're thinking - has Colonel Boris changed his username?
Nondescript bird on banana boom!
EDIT - I have decided after extensive googling it is a dunlin. With possible anatomical mutations.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:18, archived)
# nice, but you need to identify your bird otherwise it makes birds a complete no go area ;)
I'll counter with a snub nosed monkey on a guava
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:23, archived)
# You better eat that banananana right now.
I will bruise ever so easily now that you have dug it with a pen!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:24, archived)
# You are Natasha Bedingfield AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Yuletini!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:38, archived)
# printed and on the work Xmas tree :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Gorilla on banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:47, archived)
# haha awwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Gorilla on banana in pajama
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Have a kiwi
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:56, archived)
# But what's that animal on the kiwi?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:57, archived)
# It's an apteryx owenii of the family apterygidae and genus apteryx
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:01, archived)
# A flightless bird with hairy feathers?
Previously worked as a dinosaur of course.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Tut oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Kiwi on Kiwi. Or was it the other way around?
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:49, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Freddie wants to join in! I think he is pleased to see you =D (Or he just wants me to fuck off and leave him be)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:12, archived)
#

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Nazi...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Uber fluff :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Here is a (very small) GOAT on a MANGOSTEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:07, archived)
# I have never heard of a mangosteen
*investigates*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Mangosteen is one of the best things produced by the plant kingdom
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:31, archived)
# They're delicious
A sort of grapey/strawberry taste. They're excellent for making sorbet.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:51, archived)
# IT'S A BOMB.............
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# I did some ant on a jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Him feet are sticksome :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I really have no idea what I'm trying to accomplish by typing like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Well it made me laugh.
Hahaha, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Ahahahaha *wince*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:25, archived)
# haha, ouch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha, that's gotta hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:25, archived)
# he's got that well covered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Here's our cat, whose *attention* is on a twinpack of Jaffa Cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:00, archived)
# !
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:40, archived)
#
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Tamarin on a Mandarin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Tamdarin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:58, archived)
# juicy and crunchy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:30, archived)
# XD

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:53, archived)
# you're breaking the rules..no duplicates allowed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:59, archived)
# i beleive the phrase you are searching for is 'repoasting cnt'
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I haven't said that in ages
and it's only a repost if you start a new thread ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Woooah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Boing!
ed: Oh shit, you duplicated. Forfeit time!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Ah, but he's on an orange
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:11, archived)
# But the sloth is on a tomato
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Fair Do's
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:24, archived)
# he has to spend the rest of the day with his willy out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:11, archived)
# It was out already
New forfeit please!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:20, archived)
# WHO DIED AND MADE YOU BOARD KING?!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Rob did
didn't you know he died in a tragic aeronautical freebasing incident recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# how about a stoneware stoat on a strawberry


probably a bindun I'm sure :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:41, archived)
# does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Oh hello and...

The file size is a lot more then it should be, just to start you off!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Love this
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:13, archived)
# It's ALIVE!

Also, 'ning.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha
YES. 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Hola!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# A good buy for its price. A ringing endorsement.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:42, archived)
# The Aristocrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:39, archived)
# My family had a caravan that was called The Aristocrat (back in the 1960s)
Looked like this.

Strangest thing was 30 years later I had a regular gig playing a Sunday jazz brunch
at a somewhat crappy restaurant that was built over the old factory location.
All of the chairs were upholstered with fabric left over from the trailer production!

Way too much more info here./
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:08, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:44, archived)
# ha ha!
will that work for sweaty bollocks too?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:47, archived)
# HaHa!!!! You've given me a Christmas gift idea!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 3:18, archived)
# what our unsuspecting victim doesn't know
...is that we replaced their trusty De-Moist with Bondex Quick-Plug
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 3:29, archived)
# Combine with Nullo for maximum effect
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:36, archived)
# 'A good buy for its price'

'Now: slightly better than really bad!'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:37, archived)
# er....
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:39, archived)
# how enlightening!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I can do worse than that
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:32, archived)
# L Ron? L RON?


L RON!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Hell Ron
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:30, archived)
# L PRON!
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Oh, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:36, archived)
# big ugly picture


CLICK FOR FULL (630kb)

blog
deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Ok sod colouring that in!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Fuckin weeeeeew
Nice :)

Puts me in mind of Escher stuff, which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Monorails FTW
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:19, archived)
# i'd just like to say
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:36, archived)
# i remember this
i think i tried to colour it in or something
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:58, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 3:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# FLARE. FLARE. FUCKING FLARE. NOT FLAIR. FLARE.
*DAZZLES*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
# my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Now you've spelt it correctly
It's bin dun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I expected as much
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I like it though (I kinda liked the new Star Trek film anyway)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# could have been lens flair, like Jahled with his juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy L lenses
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:00, archived)
# '
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Om
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:34, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
buddha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 22:05, archived)

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