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# Is it that big a problem?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I nearly did this when I saw it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# *awaits ninja-swapping the photo to Goatse*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# I did this instead.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:53, archived)
# promotion is only by dead badger's shoes
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:30, archived)
# they're creating a badger reserve, in case they can't shoot badgers where they first want to?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I don't think they mean that kind of reserve. I think they mean a reserve "Death zone" where they can test badger killing, incase the original "Death zone" is too damp to kill the badgers in or something.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# so, i'm watching the Vicar of Dibbley, right and this comment matches this pic to a tee, namely:
.
(quote) I'd rather eat my own scrotum (unquote)

nearly a candidate for an image challenge i reckon
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:53, archived)
# no no no no yes chuffing ace
well done that man
is it wrong that i think dawn french is a bit of alright ?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# it's not wrong
just fanciful
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:41, archived)
# They can start at Staverton Airport.
That'll stop the stripey bastards lowering their undercarriage around the good towns folk of Cheltenham and Gloucester.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# round them all up
and put them in camps
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# They should be put down at birth
Oh no wait, that's disabled children
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-21594109
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Must be true
There it is in black and white.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I knew it was a mistake selling Springwatch to
Channel 5 :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Brocks away!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Some more of this sort of thing.


(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I'm lovin' these you talented sod you
:) *click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# When Carlin met Gates
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Second one is Ray Quinn?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Sigourney is saying yes,

...but I'm not so sure.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha WTF?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# ;¬)
Better/more disturbing quality version of it here...

www.gavinrothery.com/my-blog/2013/2/4/sigourney-wake-up.html

Think it's behind the scenes from one of the Alien films, I'm guessing 3.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Christ
Many thanks
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Wasn't she bald for that entire movie?
Maybe it's resurrection, but she isn't wearing a body warmer so fuck knows.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# No, but she shaved it off fairly early in the film.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:33, archived)
# But were there any stunts involved, eh?
I really don't know...
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 1:27, archived)
# That's me sorted for this evening, thanks
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# turn off the camera
i'm going to have sexy times with her.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Well, that's Sigourney Weaver ruined for me. D:
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Like hell it is
We know how you feel about old xeno-boiler!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Ripley RealDoll?
Stick a plastic fanny in it and you've this year's best seller at every Sci-Fi con.

100% FACT
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Pre-Orders
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Pre-cum
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# lol, i got lost for a bit looking for the video of that prosthetic on youtube
never found it :( but found her doing this pre-interview 1986 lol


(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:42, archived)
# that's fucking fucked
love it!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# that ham looks like a festering minge in the first frame
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Well that's my afternoon wank ruined
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# then my work here is done
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Ham tongser!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Holy shit! Captain Spaulding without makeup!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# well, isn't he a cheerful zombie?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:00, archived)
# :)
All zombies are cheerful on account of not having to work. Also, they eat as much as they like and don't seem to worry about putting on weight. They don't pay taxes and they can pretty much live where they like. They're very sociable and there doesn't seem to be any dress code.

Life (or indeed death) seems to be pretty good for zombies.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
# it's like a grey utopia
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Don't eat that money!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# These and the other one are very very good indeed
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# The human shop owner from Dark Hams!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
Well spotted.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Proper teefage.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:03, archived)
# I like this departure...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Hey youuuuuuu guuuuuuys!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# looks slightly better than gothmog
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Slothmog
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# pff
i hate that weird orange-peel look of his face, reminds me of those fuckers on green day's basket case video
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Trivia question:
Link the two films...;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# sean astin
easy, especially after i got a bit of a thing for sam after the 3rd film ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Yeah, was a bit easy :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# funny thing is
i hate the goonies
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Funniest bit is when they make the hobbits do the truffle shuffle to get into Minas Tirith
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# :)
Gandalf's only exception to 'None shall pass'
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# And in the background, a Norwegian black metal group.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# duhhha ha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# I once won the "Vidz" late night video review competition.
I received a sackload of Troma videos. All were shite.
The covers had tits and good titles though. "Surf Nazis Must Die" and "A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell", anyone?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha I loved that show, especially the Welsh guy
Fucking headcase
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Nigey's ace!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 1:45, archived)
# Both full movies on Youtube
:)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:47, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:05, archived)
#

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# ahahahahah
love that film, it's so cheesy!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# i want bubblegum now
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# That would have been shorter but he'd have looked a bit silly.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Have I missed a film reference?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# yes. yes you have.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# "They Live".
It's marvellous.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# You Sleep
They Live
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 5:30, archived)
# gotta be
the longest fight sequence ever!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# so funny
going to have to get the dvd, i think
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# I thought that was Shoot Em Up...
... all of it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Yobe!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# You will yobe.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Wobey Tide the boy who doesn't
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# NEWSYOBE
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# BEYONSWE?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# I saw it too.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha

That film has the best/worst fight scene in history. "Put the glasses on"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# I may be doing a 15 strip fight sequence :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# wanna tell us dimwits
what film?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# they live
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Here's a link to the great / terrible fight scene...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# fnord
fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord
fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Wonderfully cheesy film. :D might have to pop to CECKS and get it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Means he has to fight Keith David in a protracted fight scene and walk somberly along some railtracks to yet another great John Carpenter Soundtrack.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:45, archived)
# yes !
great movie
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:49, archived)
# I don't think Art has the will of an 80's wrestler.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 2:57, archived)
# this has been stuck in my head all day
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:28, archived)
# POPE ON A STOAT
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:31, archived)
# pope on toats?
don't mind if i do
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Tastes of guilt and gilt
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Is this a German Ermine, a weasel who likes to feasel or a Pope on a slope?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:44, archived)
# i asked him
but he's being evasive
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Well, that's the clergy for ya!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# an ecumenical matter, no doubt
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# It's an otter in a mitre
doing reconnoitre
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Where am dat warty-melon?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# bless
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# that's his happy hat
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Now that it's out, your brain has more room.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Pope Goes The Weasle
AICMFP.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# The Stope!
The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope!
The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope!
The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope!
The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope! The Stope!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Go on Ted!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahah
Kicking the pope up the arse would have been an excellent episode of the Ted.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# I had to tinker with one of our car's indicators this morning, and couldn't help but picture father Dougal's running commentary on whether or not the indicator was working.
Tried to find the clip but it's pretty hard to track down...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
I watched the Christmas lights one the other night. Same gag really, "They're on, no wait Ted, they're off again"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# ahem
"they're"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# oops
ta
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wonder if all this turmoil in the Catholic church is affecting DVD sales of Father Ted?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# oof
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# You will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will,
you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will.............
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Movie news: Ridley Scott casts Rebecca Adlington as Female Engineer in Prometheus 2
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# I wonder how they have a wee in those suits?
I bet the borg never solved this problem either. Imagine standing in your borg alcove and the borg upstairs having a wee on your head. Terrible, especially with all that electricity about.

I bet Darth Vader struggled too. Imagine stepping out of your imperial transport onto Hoth. No wonder he was in a rush to capture the rebels.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# i imagine the suits would be biomechanical marvels.
And that you'd pee in them like the still suits in Dune. And the pee would be recycled.

And then you'd drink it.

No wonder the Engineers, Borg, Darth Vadar, etc were so cross all the time. It was all the pee drinking.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Darth Vaders suit wasn't a biomechanical marvel at all
he just had a pipe straight from his fat Vadercock to his gob. He just really liked his own hot fresh piss.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Boiling Vaderpiss!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# There's no recycling - that's what the holes are for. You just spray it out like a colander.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:29, archived)
# So that thing where his mouth is
isn't a filter, it's a Bear Gryll(s)?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:26, archived)
# also Londoners
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# That's all fine for the wee
But what about the Dark side?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# The stillsuits recycled the water from that as well.
I think Frank Herbert had... issues.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Shit Juice, mmmm
sweet!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# The dry bits
were made into cigars.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# this whole thread has made me chuckle several times
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Flowers for a lady
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# are they her lunch!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Holy SHIT!
This actually reminds me of my friends sister
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# would
...from behind.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Cor, she's pretty.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# I have had worse
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# terrifying
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# ha!
you love making teeth
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Cherie Blair!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 5:31, archived)
# as it's quiet ..
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
That is a thick popecock.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
# he's had a dry spell
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# "pope cock! pope cock!"
"flying through the sky!"
"giving a papal blessing!"
"leaving no place dry!"

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# *changes name to Thick Popecock*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Popecocks have the nicest plumage
:)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Will he still be entitled to DIPLOMATIKK IMMOONITEEE?
hehe
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:51, archived)
# For great justice.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# popecock needs moar vertical wibbleblur
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:10, archived)
# "Lookit ma fat Popecock"
edit/ have some random:

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# this is hilarious
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# If I didn't think you were being sarcastic
I'd flash you another.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# not sarcastic sir
I genuinely lolled.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# haha
in that case I'll wheel out another tomorrow. I have about 10 similar nonsenses.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Well I think you're being childish, peurile and frivolous.
*click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# When the Pope resigns, his personal seal is defaced
his personal seal is defaced

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 6:04, archived)
# And about time too
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 7:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# he has his ring smashed in as well.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:18, archived)
# How do you think they get to the seal?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:23, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Yes!!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Ace!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Darth...I am your Mother!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:43, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# My seal of approval approves of your seal of approval.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Haha top sillys to start the day
Also I was only wondering yesterday if 'Seals' has been done as an image challenge before?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:51, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
# SEALS!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:23, archived)
# With a hammer.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Choose dilithium
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 1:35, archived)
# Haha ace
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 1:41, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly with this statement
Top hole!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# mine
mine mine mine

mighty fine too
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 2:18, archived)
# FP!
well deserved :-)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 2:29, archived)
# FP??
NO!
:D j/k ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 2:36, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 3:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 3:16, archived)
# :D that's a great flounce
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Since when do the mods like moffy?
j/k
(, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:04, archived)
# Ha!

I watched Trainspotting last weekend, for the first time since it came out. That is all.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 7:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:38, archived)
# was it all you hoped it would be?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
# I resemble that remark.
That's not me. I'm far uglier.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Can't remember
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Beam them up, Mr Spud!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:52, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:38, archived)
# It's shite being a Vulcan
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:39, archived)
# This is of course utterly brilliant
Woo mate
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
# First thing I saw....
Brilliant !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Beam me up Scottish!
great work Mofaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Haha
I wish I'd thought of that, I'd have put it in the subject line.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# this is well good!
innit!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# that's double cush that Mof
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# first of all I was all like "oh that's quite good"
then I scrolled down to Transporting and disemboweled myself with a frying pan.

cleek
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# FAIL
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
# NOT SO FUCKING TRANSPORTING LOL
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# fucking excellent
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 22:25, archived)
# late night randomnessment
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:24, archived)
# From Transexual Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........HA! HA!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:32, archived)
# When Benny said he didn't love his calling, you knew he was a no-good kid.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong...
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:45, archived)
# He was a low-down, cheap little punk!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:50, archived)
# Creature of the night
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 1:11, archived)
# purple cdc oportunity if ever i saw one
unfortunately, i need mofaha to draw it for me soz i can claim credit for it
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 2:19, archived)
# I'm going to put 4 pubes on one of the balls
kind of like a hidden trademark, so I can prove I made it when this all gets to court.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 2:23, archived)
# BUAH HA HA HA
my evil purple 4 pube cloning tool will make short work of all those . right now my army of vimods is busy retrofitting pubes to all the purple pilfered phalli of Myfaha ....
and best yet, i have myself on ignore so I won't know i have replied to this and shared my evil plan

muah ha ha ha
*cough*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 3:13, archived)
# b3ta needs more Charles Gray
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:46, archived)
# EVERYTHING needs more Charles Gray!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:06, archived)
# I second this motion.
show of hands?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:09, archived)
# I would, but they're on my hips
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Then pull your knees in tight.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)
# FUCK the pope
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# AND the boy he rode in on
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Prince Philip has retired?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:57, archived)
# epic eyebrow action
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# aah POPE!
you dirty old man :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:15, archived)
# Haha

You know I have to say I don't think freebs has ever looked sexier.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:30, archived)
# This is all of that!
Brill :) His face fits Riff-Raff's beautifully...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:38, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Feeling all Arty
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:02, archived)
# God Bless the Ross
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Atza big brush for such dainty cocks.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Can you fly, Bobby?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Sure I can Fly.... Feel Safe?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Points lost for the balloon not being on fire.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:08, archived)
# We just got the rugby CDC on Top Gear here in Merika yesterday.
So pixelated it was almost invisible, but it was magenta!

(have we caught up with the UK broadcast season? Topical references are almost topical!)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Is that Serj Tankian?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 7:22, archived)
# The BBC subs get naughty after 5pm
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:53, archived)
# And Im not even ashamed
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Hello, Polly'O.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:22, archived)
#
Ho thanks \o/
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:27, archived)
# This one smells new. It smells of hope and optimism and belief in the mercy of the world.
Hello Polly'O, draw me a rainbow dinosaur.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Abandon hope n00b
Welcome aboard, you'll never leave...
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Go...go now, while they're not looking.
Hello.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:33, archived)
#
I know, I have been spying on you for more than a year now... I gave up on my soul a long time ago
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:01, archived)
# What? Me personally?
That'll be 3 pounds and twenty new pence, please.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Hello shiny new person!

(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Good to see you grasshopper.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:37, archived)
# croeso i b3ta
tynnu am chadair
siopa yn cath fair
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Fucking Jocks!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:43, archived)
# liberty and justice for all!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# BRUTZ WILLIG returns!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# it's the nearly way of life
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:48, archived)
# A lucky escape for many ;)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:51, archived)
# say hello to /talk.....don't forget
:D
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:52, archived)
# Welcome new person. Pull up a kitten. Never leave your chair etc.
Why wasn't Die Hard 3 Die Hardest?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:55, archived)
# excellent enquiry
anybody?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:59, archived)
# It would have prevented any further sequels.
Which, on reflection, would have been A Good Thing.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Die Hardester.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:31, archived)
# was there a picture deletion up there^^ a few moments ago?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Yes. Yes, there was.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:17, archived)
# I fucking new it
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:35, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Alternate universe McClane.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:56, archived)
# must have blinked :(


Hello, Polly'O :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:12, archived)
# it was me:-(
i had trubbles
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:24, archived)
# Howdy newbie!
Welcome aboard.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Oh hai new person
welcome :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha I make a better looking tranny though!! :-/

(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Would
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Ah, I knew I'd have a use for these paper bags.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Especially 2nd left
Amirite?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I thought that was a chorizo
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Sadly, there's a Pepperami penis
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# In that case the bag is for me :(
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:39, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Para Mel ftw
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Exactly! We must choose these things in order to afford more drugs
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:46, archived)
# more, better drugs!
the like of which cannot be imagined!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# I chose not to choose wife.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Wow
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:48, archived)
# He wasn't, (and probably still isn't), a well man.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Mkay *shudders*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:54, archived)
# If this doesn't win "T-shirt of the Universe 2013", I don't know what will.
Clickety-BLOODY-click!

*edit* Although your work is excellent as always, Captain, I was referring to Twisted on this occasion. Just to be clear.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# There was never any doubt.
:)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:23, archived)
# haha!

(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Wayne .... it rhymes you know.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# I feel I must guffaw at this. Top work, Sir.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:35, archived)
# from a while back
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 23:53, archived)
#

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Is that a bottle of buckfast in his tarsus?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# I don't think so........it has a big dog pile on the label.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:41, archived)
# same content then.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# he's not wearing any tarsus
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# in your tarsus.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# YES!!
Wonderfully bizarre :)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# definitely
board is lacking funny hatstand of late
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# o/'
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Fly wine!
Made from the ripest dog grapes.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# steamy
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha...SWAT team is history :D
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:37, archived)
# *plays theme music*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Mosquito Squadron.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# zipperheads
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Yay! aratatatata
pssst - your flies are showing
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:42, archived)
# whoops
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# i like this
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Don't be LIE
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# i clicked 'i like this' and everything!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# O_O
omg
XDThanks!XD
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Attack ack ack ack!
Woo!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# YES!
I have clicked accordingly.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
# MUST KILL FLIES!!!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Visit inland South Australia in summer.
You'll grow to hate flies like never before.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Buzzkill.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# And his life is shit.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:52, archived)
# :)))
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# *I like this!*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:15, archived)
# :D...poor Jeff.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:37, archived)
# heh heh

(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Pretty fly for a white guy
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:52, archived)
# needs more blonde dreads
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:39, archived)
# GRRRRREAT!
Love this!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Ha Ha...Calm down!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:40, archived)
# FUCK HIM UP BARRY
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# He's doing his best, Sir.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)
# woah! :D
...this is the bzzness
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 0:20, archived)
# \o
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Guns yeah!

(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:55, archived)
# damn straight
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# FUCKING YES
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# heh heh
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)

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