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[challenge entry] A cut scene from Red Sonja
after Brigitte Nielsen hurried back to the set with a nutritious snack...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# amusing, yet
strangely erotic.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# That's
one bad-ass banana
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# That's just painted a rather haunting mental image
that is worse than Lisa Riley at it with the with an emaciated dwarf
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# she is a very scary woman,,,,
click here
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
look where she is!
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# No potatoshopping
required
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Feasteater Kebab Shop
in Swansea is where she is (it was on saturday night)
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Is that you?
Shes ripped yer shirt open.

RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# i was taking the photo...
i have no idea of the bloke he wlked into the shot and she grabbed him as i was taking it
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# I would also like a banana
one cubit in length.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Goodness
That is almost NSFW, but yet not
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# you should have seen
some of the cartoon images of Red Sonja I waded through before finding a film image (though not if you're at work!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Not before an exam I shouldn't!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# cripes!
/winces
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# red
sonja is just waiting to be a tampax ad
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# competition entry?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# oops!
thanks for the reminder. edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# woo yay!
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Alternatively...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# careful
you'll have someone's eye out with that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# tee hee
.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# You gotta believe me
there really is no particular reason for this


'cept I'm going to see John Squire next month!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Hey hey!
Good to a see a fellow fan, I didn't know John Squire had a solo career now. Could be a bit dodgy...
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah
it'll all be a bit bassy. Roses=unbeatable
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Neither
did I till my mate asked if I wanted to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# wasn't he in Cast?
if so, i met him once. thats my claim to fame. went back to the posh london hotel with loads of other people, and made fun of Dog Eat Dog, who were also staying there and invading the lounge...


/reminiscisesesses
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# like it
top tuneage
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Wooo
Who is and who isn't?

Suck on lemon through your eyes water CS gass its TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# err
what drugs be you on?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# baby destroys bagdhad


who needs 200,000 troops?
www.chairmanmoo.com/index.asp?action=display&storyid=269&id=4
(biggytitbo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Annabel Chong?
ewwwwwwww
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# what?
where?
huh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# 'who needs 200,000 troops?'
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# oh, I get it now
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# at first glance
I misread that as "destroys handbag"... very nice picture though - they've all had their Redybrek!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# that's
International DPK Day for you - you're obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I'm gonna catch something..
I'm in a lab full of students.....
Arrrrrrrrrrrggggg

Hold me
(weirdlittlebiscuit_not_loggin_in, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# silly silly
chicken
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# oi
there is nothing wrong with students... i'm a student and there is nothing wrong with... i take that all back
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# cover yourself in germolene
and keep at least 5 metres away from them at all times
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# germolene!!!!
Solid root beer
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Germolene
smells like the taste of root beer. Or root beer tastes like the smell of Germolene, whichever you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# always thought it was listerine
that tastes like root beer. Germolene's a bit more like that deep heat stuff rugby players use...
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Reminded me
of TCP the one and only time I ever drank root beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Germolene
smells and tastes like that bubblegum you used to be able to get for a penny, was pink and came with a yellow and blue skin transfer thing. We used to get them at primary school and put them on with spit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Bazooka
Joe's?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# hubba bubba?
nah....erm....
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# doesn't
ring a bell. John Menzies sold them in the penny sweets section (ahh, those were the days), they were obviously made in one long strip then cut into inch-long sections.

Edit: looked a bit like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Near
the Astro Belts and Sherbet UFOs?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# i
thought that - but did they come with a transfer ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Bubbalicious?
not the ones you get now that look like hubba bubba

the old school ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Also:
whathefug?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
You are such a funny boy
(Cobain's spare bullets, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Look everyone
He's new!
Point at him!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# He
has an amusing username. Made me laugh anyway
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# *points*
Hello newbie, very good name choice there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# root beer
why did maccy d's stop selling it - it was the only reason to go in !
can only get poor sainsburys version now...bugger
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# My friends
and I were the last to get it at the McD's in Derby. I am no longer a patron of their establishment either.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)
# when
was that ? must've been a good few years ago ?
i miss the root beer *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# tell them
their all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# bum gay!
*edit* in poo.com speak wouldn't it be...
"there all gay" ?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# i always thought poo.com
would be a pisstake. I've just looked. Oh my god.
press 666 if ur horny
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# They probably
already know. Fuggin students!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# hold you
can I touch you as well?
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# It's almost like
Dr Phil is saying that.
But not.
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I shore
am not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# it's quite easy to make them leave
just rub vaseline all over your knuckles while winking at them.

works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Yes
do you have a banjo?
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# are we related?
or is it the drugs talking?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# If we were related
I'd be having sex with you
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# good god
good god indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Oh so you have seen me naked
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I have the pooooooower
I could just tell them to leave.....

I am staff, I have keys... woo ha ha
(weirdlittlebiscuit_not_loggin_in, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# What sort of lab?
thing is, I'm a Chemistry student.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# show them some soap
they'll steer clear
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# digital home appliances from sony
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# That is very well done!
Top shopping! And practical too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# haha
i want one ! will there be a teasmaid version ?
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# just wait
till it cocks its leg
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# top shoppery
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# hehe!
amazing I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# brings the toast directly to you
what a great idea.

anyone remember mid-eighties Noel Edmonds toaster experiments. Have vague horrific memories of toasters being used as weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# don't
remember that - but what happened to the internet weather forecast toaster thing ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# no..
but it sounds great. maybe there's something on the web...
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i think members of the public
would come on every week and try to fire slices of bread further than each other. on the Late Late Breakfast Show i think
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# beyond parody!
sounds awesome - i want to get it on dvd
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# that'll be the one
but it was higher.. think the best one got to over 16 ft and then they killed that bloke with the bungie stunt
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# ah, yes...
there was that too...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# but could've
been improved with the addition of a safety toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# my god
these names are confusing..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# hehe,
it's badass.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# ah yes
which was why it was nicknamed the Very Very Safe Breakfast show.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# but
there was a character in a stephen king novel who killed someone with a toaster...
forgot which novel though
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Pfffttttt!
doesn't butter it for you though, the fools, back to the drawing table with that one.

Top Shopping there BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# woo
there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# that is soup herb
does it poo out the crumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Top stuff!
That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# top
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# that is wickity wickity
wac! as Will Smith would say!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# why is everyone's name so kitteny?
i want one. how do i get one?
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# it's dr phil kitten day
go to update your profile and change your username there. (but don't use hyphens as i found to my cost)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Woo to Dr. P K!
How's my naming?
Call 0800-w00 y4y h0upl4

thank you to everyone who told me how
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Why is it Dr PK day?
(i'm not complaining like...)
(Squishie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# edit your username
b3ta.com/board/update.php
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Soup-
urb
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)
# woo!
does it play mp3s and take a smartcard to save your toast settings and download them onto say...your mum's toaster?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# yes
all that, it's got a sticky memory, built in flux capacitor and you can laser it from your blueteeth
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# ammoozingly
the memory stick on that dog is inserted up its arse!

tis trueapparently

/geek
/lurk
(I helped save b3ta! tstar, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha!!
you get my all new...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# woo to your woo
very gilliamesque
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Its a bit like
K.I.T.T.

Approved!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# that's a fine
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Trez goodley
morning everyone....
...sh! i'm a little worse for wear after yesterdays redundancy marathon drinking sesh.
May not have a job but now way more time to post!
must learn how to animate next :)
(Squishie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I bought one of those on a whim
(The Aibo, not a toaster). I implore anyone and
everyone not to buy one ever. You will want
to murder it within the hour. God bless Ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I seel them
I agree. They are shit. It wouldn't be auite so bad if they were something like half the £1200 price tag. Oh, and that's the cheap one.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)
# you seel them?
.
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# useful
AND userfriendly!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Dave loved his new bow T.I.E.

look at his proud face! haha
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# There's got to be a market for that!
There will be millions of fat americans who'd pay serious money for them
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahha
silly silly silly!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# heh heh, like that..
Twin Ion Engine /FACT, and that is an imperial one!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# an Interceptor too
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# woo
yay
hoopla
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# reminds me of
this one
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Tartan-
tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# not as nicely
done as yours though
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Bows
graciously
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] In this tragic scene - cut from the final release of 'Tarzan and the Ice Bear'
we see Tarzan, Jane and Boy, all laughing mercilessly as Nanook the Polar bear dies from heat-exhaustion after months of filming in the jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# no!
*snif* that's so sadd and horible!
I'm scared for life.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Someone just said to me 'scarred'
I must say, I was outraged by such pedantic behaviour.
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# oh bugger
yes and that.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# tis
very amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# woo to the sadness of it all
he only has broken links for eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Awww
Lovely pic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Awwwwww
I'm glad I'm not hormonal - that would make me cry otherwise.

Ver ver good though.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:25, archived)
# sorry about that
keep upsetting myself with pics like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:30, archived)
# The meglomaniac dance troupe
Clicky for Big
(LazyBastard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Yay
To World leaders learning sassy dance moves.

They could show those East Compton Clovers at the Regional Finals

They never stole their moves off nobody

"ain't no way a dictator came up with those moves!" say the Clovers

Well we'll just see who's best

Bring it on!!! 2 - This time there'll be Genocide

(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# its the amazing talent of


Tony "legs apart" Blair
(LazyBastard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# sorry
i can't accept the flagrant use of the word 'sassy'. It'll have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)
# you say that
but then pol pot does look particularly sassy with that hair do.
(LazyBastard, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# noooo
you did it again
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# HELP!
Sorry for threadwasting but i seem to have screwed my username by changing it. I can't seem to stay logged in and I'm not getting any options to update my profile, edit posts etc..
any help would be appreciated (i think it's the hyphen wots done it)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Hit your computer
with a big shitty stick
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
sure-fire route to success. Works with siblings and colleagues too.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Ah!
I feel so much more distinguished now!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Impact Technology

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Percusive
maintenance
(allergic to curry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# which still sounds like
a prog rock band
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# cookies?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Yum
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# and milk
- please !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# oooh, lactose
:(

I like milk as well
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# choc
chip please
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# mmmmmm
choc chip
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Cookies!
Yep. Deleted all of them and lo and behold it worked.
cheers for that.
oh and woo. i have an icon! took me far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# You clearly aren't
sorry.. or you wouldn't have done it fucknut.
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# well i am,
so. er. there.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Play nice
that is all
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# bah!
would never have happened if the germans had won the war
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# count to ten
...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# 1
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# ein,
zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, 10
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# it keeps happening to me too.
argh. I can't login again. I have tried deleting my cookies and logging on in diff PCs but nothing works.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Aha!
I suffer the same problem, have done for weeks. Tried the cookie thing and it's still not having any.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Ask a mod
I think it's the hyphen that's done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# nah
hyphens are OK, single quotes used to mess it up, but they're OK now also.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# its horrid
I was a pirate for two weeks.

One of the nice moderators will change it for you if you click your heels together three times and say "I am a silly chicken"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)
# *click,click,click
I am a silly chicken.

Shit it worked as I was doing it!!!!!!!

/weirded out.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# see
i will be canonised next week

St Bear, patron saint of lost b3tan usernames
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Pah!
must be because i'm a non believer!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# click click click
I'M A SILLY CHICKEN

/twiddles thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# In a similar vain to the clam over Baghdad - DJ Hutz Hedson retiring? It's the end of an ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# haha!
it's true - "Speedcore, the nearly way of life"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# yeah
"Speedcore; the way of life. For a bit, anyway."
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Speedcore
a lay of wife?
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# that is really really bad.
THREADJACK:
I'm having a strange problem with IE, when i try to view the source of a webpage, notepad isn't opening, jus tnothing happens, but if i try to view the source of a file on my hard drive, it works fine.
Any idea what the problem coudl be?

sorry for being a boring annoying git, and thanks for any help.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# get thee
to windowsupdate.microsoft.com/ and update your browser?
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# tried, no luck,
the bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Clear
your temporary internet files.

~I think that does it.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# it did
after 3 attempts at it.
I'm gonna go testing out myself some new browsers soon.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:22, archived)
# ahhhhh thats
the prob. you have a HUGE cache of websites and stuff. clear all that shite by going to your temp internet folder and deleting it manually.

happened to me once. Then I used opera.

That REALLY can screw up!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# get
phoenix instead.. better browser alltogether.. tabbed browsing, advert and popup blocking built in.. and not written by the evil empire.
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Did you
recently install a pop-up stopper? I discovered that I have to hold down ctrl as the browser needs to spawn a new window.

Tried opening notepad from the command line?

Tried rebooting?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# My Internet Explorer
doesn't let me view 'new pages'. If a clicky
opens a new page, it just comes up blank.
Very very annoying. Hence why I only use it
when I have to on my laptop, and use Opera
everywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)
# install a decent browser
problem sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Fascinating.
Mine wont do it either, and it certainly used to.

How strange.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# ah, I used to get that
then my hard drive failed. Once I got the new one in and reinstalled everything, it was fine.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# my ie played up
when i installed the latest version, think it may have done that notepad thing, plus it wouldn't launch a new window (when doing Open Link In new Window or Ctrl+N)

had to revert back to an old version
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# that was odd
i emptied all my temp IE files and cookies, and wiped the history, adn it started working again. The odd bit being, i'd already tried that twice and nothing happened.
Thanks anyways folks.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I'll miss him
Mind you he said he'd come back with gifs...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Save the banana!

The world would be a sad place without yellow comedy fruit.

News linky here.
(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Sadly we're all more than aware
of this.
Not least myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# News?
your newspaper is 3 days old!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I
have been too busy with my new graphics tablet to read the news. Just heard. :(
(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# I saw that on Yahoo first
then on TV the next day...

Still, at least it came with a pretty picture :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I did a banana post for that story last week
can't find it now, or I'd repost
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't remember if this scene is in Seven or not...
(Barry Bethal, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# heehee!
slimfast!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
'Adult medium' indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# It's not
that bit's handled by suggestion... so woo to you for picking a deleted scene and yay for her having her head lopped off.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# still would
body or not
that's wrong of me, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Well
you've still got a choice of orifices, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# East Croydon
for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Eeeww!
Eeeww!
Eeeww!
Eeeww!

TIA

(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# mwuhahahaha
sick, but so true
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# "left ear, right ear...?"
...yeah, tricky decision that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# mouth
ears, nostril's, gouge her eyes out.
that was a bit much wasn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# hmm
maybe i've just got a more traditional approach
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Trachea too?
If we're gonna be sick about it
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# You get a woo
purely on the basis of your username! Are you
wearing the piano musical notes T-Shirt, and
did you REALLY lose two and a half stone? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# yay!
someone else that remembers that advert!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# How could I forget?
He was a legend. "Barry Bethell (Actor and Entertainer)".
Fancy owning up to being an actor on an advert
where you're trying to come across as sincere... Hee hee..
And that T-Shirt..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# oh my god
me an my best friend jon went through a stage of calling people we didnt like 'barry bethal' when we in year 6 cos of that advert. hmmm, back to lurking...
(ska punk ninja, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Barry Bethel
is one of my favorites in the "Drinking Thinking Game"..
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Yes..
but then I put it back on
(Barry Bethal, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# The weight...
Or the T-Shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# If it wasn't in the film, it should've been
for real, though. Not acting.

Head or no head I *definitely* wouldn't.

Nice pic, tho'
(Oolong, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Imagine him whistling as he walk by

click pic for longshanks :o)
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I can
no decipherable tune, just a happy little ditty.
Very cute and nice, but I think he needs a top hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# but but but
there is something to see there! Its a talking goosey! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# with
opposable feathers holding a megaphone...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# yeah...
but theres nothing out of the ordinary, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)
# True,
true.
I've seen weirder.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# and?

Geese are the new humans.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# ha
he's got Reebok Pumps
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# and what's wrong with them?
I've still got mine from '93.

They smell a bit mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
#

And speed freaks too.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# can i join in the reposting?


love the piccy at the top by the way
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# yay for all the geese in the world
they can break a man's arm you know.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# thats swans.
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeee


boiiiiiiing
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I still wonder
how he makes it bounce *upwards* first.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# they don't believe their eyes!
"look! a talking duck"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# why
has the bloke on the left of the group got a rowenta travel iron?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Yet Another Rant
LBC Radio Poll

"Can you live with your moblie phone - Text Y for yes or N for No"

AGHHH.... SMEG.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Another silly chicken!
Text Y for yes.
Text N for yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Y
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# somebody call me?
(oh that's Nice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)
# what
a lovely username!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Hi
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# grrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# please
don't waste threads you will anoy munkt0n!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Oh, if you want somewhere to let off steam
come join another forum:
forums.delphiforums.com/yourlost
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# you're
lost, surely
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# tis
Ironic
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Just signed up
but you have to wait 3 days to post!

(PS When I do post, it'll be as gf_b3ta)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)
# anti-troll
protection
Meanwhile, lurk, read, work out what we're like.
DO NOT POST a topic entitled "I mus be lost!" or similar. They weren't funny two years ago, they still aren't funny.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# oh
and if you decide to pay for an Advanced memebership, keep your sig to text only...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Is there ...
a photoshopped image to go with that?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# asscock
(silly chicken)
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# stop wasteing thread
or i will release the hounds on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# With, or without?

Topic Heist!threadjack's just so glasscock...

Anyone else seen this news story about an American ISP being ordered to tell the RIAA the name of a customer who downloaded over 600 songs in a day?

Big Brother approaches...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# eep!
scary!

/kazaa
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# ,
Oh, they are doing far more sinister things than that here, thanks to the USA Patrioy Act, TIA, etc.
(sumzeros, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# After war was declared
an eerie clam settled over Baghdad.

(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# That is the best thing ever!
I spend hours looking for gags like that, and I never find em....
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# haha!
and yay!

Eery.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Ooh...
Its all gone a bit "Flight of the Navigator"
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# That is certainly freaking
eerie if nothing else! Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# woo
to that with a yay and a hoopla too, and might I even venture a panowie?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# nice
me like that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# hahahaha
blimey and crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# das ist most woo
und yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# woo!
well strange.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# (^^)//
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Pun
tastic !
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)
# nice!
reminds me of helium :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
#
heeeliiiium
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# inspired by
the current Dr Thorpe Mitten. Hallow'een in Teletubby Land
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha
beat cha! damn fine idea though!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# you beat me by mere seconds!
and I'm tattying one-handed with a sleeping baby in the way :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# very odd coincidence
did anyone else do this too?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I'm sure
the idea hit many - as soon as I saw that Luna one, the image was right there. *sigh* back to the drawing board :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Sorry
it's the baby's day off on Wednesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# this is
odd, double hummus?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# what
the fuck?

is this ubermindpiss?

(edit) blimey, that's spooky! woo to you both
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Blimey
That's powerful mindpiss.

Edit: And both posted at the same time, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# lol
what are the chances!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# quite
high, welcome to the hive mind.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I am Jadeviper of b3ta
resistance is futile. we are irreverent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# we
are all silly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# You have been Assillimated.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# no
its just the way i walk
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I've heard
that rumour
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# MMMMMMMM
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# So stunned by the mind piss!
...cant...stop...myself...
clicky-tere-tubbies-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Oh. My. God.
The mindpiss is strong in this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
i was scared the first time.. jesus....
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDDDPPPPPPIIIIISSSSSSS
SPOOKY.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Its a brand new day...
but Teletubbies wont come out to play, and frankly i cant say i blame them


*shudders at the thought of the sound of 'its' laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# aaaaaaargh!!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# ok
now I am scared, that is serious mind piss!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# woo
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# some kinda weird freaky shit going on round here
witches! you must be witches!?!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Catwoman liked her windows clean...

I would!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# woo!
only if she wore the suit
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# does it have
an access hole though?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# you know.. so you can...
adjust the flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# for the final approach
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# You're not a
real doctor, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# oooh
nice.
and - looking at that - [hummus attack!!!!] - methinks catwoman needs her own spacehopper...
runs for tate-uh-shop
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I can bring the 1024x
whatever screengrabs tomorrow if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# cool
if you could - that'd save me the bother of hunting something down
I'd like - mmmmm - 1. full length catwoman - pref face on. 2. a seperate of the catwoman logo - mail to k(at)mikazeekillmouse.fsnet.co.uk.
she NEEDS to jump up and down on her own custom spacehopper I feel.
[yerk! - who's been dribbling on my keyboard?!]
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# catwoman
on a spacehopper in that outfit? surely one good fart is all she needs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# That's ace!
Err- minor threadjack, what's with all the Dr Kittens today? What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Buggered
if I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# take a guess
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# er...
Dr Phil tribute day ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)
# How
clever
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# i'll
go with that, then.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# maybe
we'll never know...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Need help
I'm in between holes in my belt.... it's sooooooo annoying...

Jimmm, Jimmmm can you fix it for me..
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Make an extra one.
Or lose some weight very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# or put on some weight
very quickly. It's your choice.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# get some braces
!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# stop eating so much
=o)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# .
Fanks...

The weight is coming off, not going on....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Or
eat more!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# braces
go and buy some. then leave your trousers undone.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# do the biscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# That always makes me laugh!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# milkman dan
to do reflections go to:
www.worth1000.com -> tutorials

and there's a good one in there if you use potatopop.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Thanks for remembering
I'll read that later. Exam shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Ooo I'm so sexy....
I just want to eat me all up...

Still no reply to my personal ad I posted
here... :(

I mean... whats up with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I'll post it again...
just incase...

www.weirdlittlebiscuit.com/jump/
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Jead Thrack
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I had a similar experience recently
after putting on a pair of trousers and a belt that I hadn't worn for a couple of months, I found that the hole I'd made last time was no longer any use... I need to make another one to pull it in further!

*chuffed* I wasn't even trying to lose weight, and I threw away a good couple of inches somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)

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