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# I can't fucking
hummus. My brain hurts too much from cocktails...



edit: I suppose I should at least put Mr Spoon on him really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# tehe!
is that why you're £100 poorer?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# That
and the restaurant's damned "menu with no prices on" for the lady meaning that she homed right in on the most expensive options! :S
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# gah!
I hate it when women do that! Not that they do it to me!
I'm a McDonalds lass, right classy...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# used to work at mcdonalds
the only things i'll ever eat from there now are chicken nuggets and the chips
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Yummy
I am feeling very hungry now, and 9 mcnuggets would slip down very nicely. Still trying to work out whether I'm pissed or hungover...

btw did anybody else work out that it was Button Moon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# hmmm cocktails you say.... did they have umbrellas


there you go koit
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Yay
class in a cocktail glass
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# lol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# He'd be terribly useful at dinner parties...
...with the little cheesy-pineapple things.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I was off when this particular bandwagon took off, but did anybody ever do this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha...
....ha ha ha ha ha...


.....ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# ...whoops...
...sorry, I lost myself there for a second.

I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# i didn't know he had a peg leg....
oh... wait....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# been done?
more than likely...

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# he he he...
...that's what started it all off!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# arse
oh well, time for some imagination fuel. to the alehouse driver, and don't spare the horses!
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Yes.
By the by, is your name after Doctor Osiris, from Vicky Coren and Charlie Skelton's book?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# no
and it's not from the Matrix either, which I saw at the weekend and thought it was a large pile of excrement.
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Is it...
...from the Iron Maiden song 'Powerslave'?

...not that I know any Iron Maiden songs or anything.... err...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# nowt wrong with a bit of Maiden.
it's the same Osiris as referred to in that song, however that wasn't why I picked the name.
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Rumplestiltskin!
.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Is it...
...from the Egyptian god of the same name?


...not that I know any Egyptian gods or anything.... err...
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# indeed.
http://www.touregypt.net/OSIRIS.HTM
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I know all about Egyptian Gods
but only via SG-1 so my info may not be entirely accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# ooof...
swash my buckle
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# hahaa
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Vidaal Baboon

(schoey, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Woo!
Quite a pose he got going there!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# top punnage
strange how top hairdressers always have crap hair....
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# that's because
they have to get other people (not as good) to do their hair.

or simply because they're twats.
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Are you entirely bald under that wimple?
Don't be bitter.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# no
I have pink hair, which I cut myself, thus saving £50*
*not bitter
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Now that IS nice.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# He's not entirely sure about the 'do' is he?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd be surprised if it aint been done


The bearded tit
(13 Floors Up, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I love Bill Oddie
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/celeb/celebbill.gif
I have an autographed photo on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# somewhere i've got a signed photo
of the "family cat" band. ask your dad kids.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# dad kids
sounds like a horrible american filum
(psausage76, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I remember them.
my friend used to have a signed poster of Nicholas Parsons.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# the Family Cat
where bloody marvelous, one the best live acts I've ever seen.
When I saw them play the Pheonix festival I was in tears, they were so good
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# hmmmm
usually i like him... but wild in your garden was poor
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# he can be a right tempremental
sod by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Yes
He once told my brother to piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# someone just sent me the beer holder glasscock
I had to send them the sarcasmometer to let them know I was kidding when I said I'd not seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha!
I've not seen it done!

btw, are you anything to do with floor 13 fonts?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Fraid not
Just my location as I write this
(13 Floors Up, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Finally the story of the dwarf elephants daring rescue can be told
sorry about the size - 50 frames. it's a clicky now.

A Lambkin Production

*edit* - ahh mods beat me to it! linky now.
here are the previous episodes (not animated but hey)
www.b3ta.com/board/1354060
www.b3ta.com/board/1354924
www.b3ta.com/board/1355373
www.b3ta.com/board/1356117
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# At 350kb
The dial-uppers will hate you. I'd make it a linky if I were you.

Edit: I didn't mean to sound so negative, it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Nooo
it's beautiful!
(Amerella, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# it is rather big for a diallupper like me
but also rather woo... linky clickeroony would be good though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# sorry
it's great but please make it a linky - 350 kb is HUGE for dial ups
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# They're ace!!!
They remind me of the family on the Fast Show that were always running for a flight.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# yeeeey!
they escaped!
but can you post links to the other episodes, so i can be sure i didnt miss any?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Big
but wonderful! I love these

edit: the more I watch that, the better it gets
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I love
the bewildered giraffes...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# big but great
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!!
I like the Mini....are there two in the front and two in the back??

And can I have a dwarf elephant as a pet please??? They are just too cute for words
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# There are 2 in the front and 3 in the back.
because they are very little.
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww this is the best thing I've seen for ages
and I want want want want a pet dwarf elephant, gimme one NOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)
# transformers rodents in disguise


sorry its 124K

made because i'd never seen a capybara on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# where do those little things live
in the wild?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# south america
if you believe a website with a picture of terry nutkins on it, personally i think hes a bit too shifty
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# terry "9.5" nutkins is really cool
i used to watch the really wild show a lot when i was little and loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# bitten off
by an otter I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# so was his finger.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# yeah
he's missing a joint from a finger on each hand, both lost to the same otter, he says!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# you ould think once it had bitten off one finger
you would stop picking the cunt up no?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# he always unnerved me a little
but the show rocked
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I loved it too,
but didn't know about his finger till I came here - I think I was always distracted by his bald pate and flowing 'locks'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# i was at windsor safari park
about 16 years ago, and i saw terry nutkins picking nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I always used to think
Chris Packham was the govenor of Hong Kong.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# he he he, Terry!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# he he he, Michael J!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# wasn't there a website made for all of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Was
there?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I swear I remember someone saying they were setting one up
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Like the b3ta hotel site
Whatever happened to that eh?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# are you being sarcarstic?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# No
I can't find it
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# that's odd actually
it's supposed to be at twohundredpercent.co.uk/b3tahotel/ but it's going straight to their homepage
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Yes
I wasn't being sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# i think sunshine is changing it to thumbnails
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ah-
-aaaaaaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# there was one
not sure where tho
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# there definitely was
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# shame on you
www.packetslut.co.uk/cgi-bin/photview.cgi?collection=handwagon
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I was away from the board
when it happened! :)
/bookmark
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# yay!
well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Do you know everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I am ominsicient and omnipresent, which does help
It's also a linky on m3ss3nger, so...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# that jeremy beadle one
with webbed fingers still makes me crack up every time!

i can't begin to imagine what led that person to believe that beadle had webbed hands, especially as there had already been 10 of those already....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# yes, there is
clicky for the handwagon
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Harrison Ford
is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# mine too
:)
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)
# heh heh

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# MADMAN
:E

woo
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# that's far too good
stop it immidiately.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# excellent
mmm cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# tankoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# capybara
have featured extensively before and yours is a fine addition , woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Didn't they
find a capybara wandering around a river bank in Peston or sming a couple of years ago?

They've only got a brain the size of a lemon y'know....so the little fella probably couldn't work out the public transport.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# wow
i sincerely hope so... my all time favourite comedy animal
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# quite
regal looking some of em

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
# woo!
I was wondering where he'd store it all!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Anna Nicole Dragon
My first Post...
Anna's getting so fat I wonder how she gets off the ground.

(MountainBiker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Welcome
for future reference, you should really aim to keep the size of your pics down.
280 pixels width if you want a hope of front paging, which has the added benefit of reducing the filesize, to keep the dialuppers happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# my god
does she ming.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# in a word
massively
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# she mings
mercilessly.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I can't but help admire someone...
...who permitted her dying husband's wish to feebly fondle her massive hooters, and then rub them on his little bald head!

Not bad for $500,000,000!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# the most expensive lap dance
in HISTORY
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# I used to love A-NS!
But she seems to have degenerated into a blob. One of her most fabulous media moments was when she threw up over Dolly Parton at the Emmys and was photographed outside, drunk as a skunk, beaming from ear to ear with puke down her velour dress.

Fantastic.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# that is excellent
better than giving all your cash to some brats calling themselves 'your children'. yeah right, and the popes a pagan.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# weren't his children
all already millionaires in their own right? there's only so much money any person needs. and now all that money belongs to a once-hot fat chick.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# build me a chocolate
riveR!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# i remember when she was quite attractive.
that makes me feel horribly old.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I remember that
fondly. We'll always have the memories....

And the copies of Playboy.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# She was quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world...
...during her Playboy heyday.

I watch her show on E! and she appears to be on medication.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# i wouldn't say she was the most beautiful woman in the world
but she had a mighty fine set of really big knockers.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# What?!
You must be COCKEYED then!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I agree with Mike
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# IF I WANT YOUR OPINION...
...I'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!!!!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I agree with Bovine
and Mike
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Refer to above rant.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# can i agree with you both
but at the same time retract any attraction I once had to her as an adolscent, as she now mings.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# of REALLY
fake horrible boobs..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I must agree.
She had the most radical form of tit enhancement: two 500cc bags, one on top of the other! They kept exploding. You should see her stretch marks!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i agree with Mike
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# shut up
dole scum
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# cleary it isn't Slim Fast
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# yup
she was once slightly attractive.

Now she must die as she exemplifies everything that is wrong about American Society
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Oh cheer up!
Jesus!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# not when there are
Hideous freaks like her in this world.. we're doomed - all doomed I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# In the future, you won't be able to tell.
They are developing fat transfer techniques.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# what, selling your tits for massive amounts of cash?
What could possibly be wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# *Shrugs Shoulders*
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# what?
George Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Just like old
Georgie.. both - Die.

Kill Whitey!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# yes indeed
Now I would merely pelt her with pies till she goes away...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# She a great big beautiful doll.
Who drools a lot.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# woosome
welcome aboard, and yay for n00bs who don't spam!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# she's a crazy ho!
but i like your pic - g'day.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# yay !
welcome , pull up a squirrel !

kittens are so passe !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Nope
I've spazzed and it appears to be missing so I'll do it:

I would
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *repost for compo*


Lorissey
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# sadly I've already used up this weeks quota
of Smiths song based puns.
But woo all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# damn
Sorry - not able to pop by as much as I used to due to finding myself in the awful position of actually being expected to do some work.

Move along people, nothing to see here, go about your business.....
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Pfft
snarfle.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Sorrissey


edit: pfffft "Sorrissey".. god I'm funny
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# yep you are Spanky
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# oooh oooh oooh!
FANTASTIC!

If you fancy doing a hand drawn one, you can chuck to me at The Illustrated Smiths!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# let the bidding end!.. mwahh haha
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2388&item=2920286179
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# i think you mean
'let the bidding end'
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# what
you on about? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I think you'll find it is
"let the dickheads waste money"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# i think
i'd like to by something like that.. but only for one dolla!
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# the auction
is closed, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# That's way fecked up ...
Now available here.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# jesus
this guy is clearly insane. i think i quite like him
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# it's nuts
great tho
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# never trust a mullet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# shit!
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# how bizarre
"Please do not look into the dolls eyes for more then 30 seconds"

great way to sell a piece of crap though, woo to his marketing ploy! $156 so far too!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# indeed
fair play to the bloke, ripping off stupid heads for all they are worth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I got a free John Motson doll
in the pub last night for buying 4 pints of Guinness. I'm gonna put it on e-bay and make up some bullshit story about how it's haunted by Jack the Ripper, then go on holiday on the proceeds.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# you could make more
saying it's actually John Motson. Sell it in America, they'll believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# ooh!
mental urine ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# heh heh
anyway, I'm off to the shops to get lunch and stuff. anyone want anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# yes please.
Can you get me a BLT on Granary, a diet coke with lemon and a snickers please.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# right
you are
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Nah, say it actually is John Motson
And that the figure seen on TV is really the atsral projection emanating from the doll.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# making money
from gullible mongoloids has never been easier!
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Ebays tagline should be
"Parting fools and their money since 1993*"

* - Or whenever it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Repost
I took these pictures in the grave yard when i was alone but when i got them developed....
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# every body smile now



he's just sooooo happy
(LazyBastard, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# It's David Gest!
With eyeshadow.

www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/m/Minelli_Liza/sq-liza-david-vh1-id.jpg

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# liza's daytrip to maddam tussaud's?
or possibly david gest's
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Liza IS Madame Taussaud's.
And that husband of hers looks like a demented Clarabelle!

sc.communities.msn.com/tn/08/30/SingleBabyBoomers/107/1027.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# clowns aren't happy they are crying on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Spooky similarity
with an oldie! Are they related?
(janey1979, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# aaaargh!
drive a stake through its heart! It's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Matazone
single-handedly destroyed my faith in and enjoyment of clowns...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# me neither
I know very few people who think they are anything other than sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# haha !
woo !

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# dear oh dear
arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# groan
it's a bee in a t-shirt... on the BT tower...

aren't you breaking some kind of law with that? isn't the location of the BT tower still an official secret? it's not allower to appear on maps (as if you could miss it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I think
it's in a different place every morning. Like the castle in Krull.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I pissed myself watching that film!
Bernard Bresslaw as that twat cyclops. So funny!

www.simeonbird.co.uk/Bernard_Bresslaw_2.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# You're kidding
shirley he weren't the cyclops?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I'm afraid it's true.
Look at the title credits.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Best part
he ever played *100% FACT" * Tucker!
(Fingolfin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
you're right!

Liam Neeson too, of course, and Todd fucking Carty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I believe Todd Carty get crushed to death early on.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Nah, that was
bernard the Cyclops - who knew the day of his death and....oh-dear how geek am I...(?)
(Fingolfin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Yep
saved the hero and got them inside the castle before being crushed in the door he held open for them.

(in exchange for seeing the future up until their death, the cyclops' traded their other eye)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# my god.
I last saw that about 15 years ago. I need to do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Me too
Think I'll buy the DVD at the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Really
?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# even mi6 is on the map
here

or is it mi5. can't remember. it's christmas tree house though.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# 5
I think.
Here's a handy terrorists' guide.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# its 6
according to your guide :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Ummm...
You're right. Mi5's at Thames House, 11 Millbank. Mi6 is the Christmas Tree building at Vauxhall Cross.
Anyone know if Bin Laden reads B3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# yeah but that
is millbank, which is on the other side of the river

mi6 is the big stepped pyramid green and cream thing on the other side
freespace.virgin.net/roy.smith5/vauxhall.htm

(edit) hmm, sneakily edit your post to make me look insane will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# No.
Edit: actually, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# but that's just a GOVT OFF
what could possibly be going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# it's where
the giant lizards meet
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# maybe the
secret thing has expired... it certainly used to be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# the
wasp t-shirt tower??
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# har har har!
*groan*

excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# oh, the punnage!!!
actually, you can buy a Bee Tee off Mictoboy, they're quality, so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
#
Is this them ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# No, his are pixel art
but that's a mighty good way to spam ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# YES!
I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# ever noticed how
cod come ready sponged?
catch me!
(harrypsauce, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# nowadays
when i see the puccino's signs in stations i always read the word 'coffeemongers' to rhyme with 'spong'
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I now have visions
of being served coffee by a gang of belming half-wits.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# that about sums it up
actually.

maybe my pronunciation is correct then...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Better get sponging then...
...Cod have been battered to the point of extinction. And I don't like Plaice, Hake or that other stuff - Savaloy.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# That's Life.
(The Rolled up Newspaper of Goodness, Bad Dog! Bad Dog!!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:25, archived)
# life
is just a bowl of all bran.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)
# if you have too much you'll poo lots?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)
# brown, tasteless
and only endurable with fresh strawberries in it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)
# mmmmm,
strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
# ooooooh,
strawberries...

not all-bran though.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)
# strawberries are great!
if you're good, I might bring some from my allotment on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# you have
an allotment??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# oh yes
saves me a fortune in fresh fruit and veg :)

/sad old man.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)
# you have an allotment? wooo!
yey to strawberries! i promise to the bestest behaved girl in the world
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I thought you might like that.
Grooling around in the mud, eating filth!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# my stepdad is bringing some home with him today
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# that
is an indefensible waste of strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I'm allergic
to strawberries : ( if I eat too many (more than about a handful) I come out in a rash
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)
# you know the cure for that?
more strawberries. You need to get through the strawberry pain barrier.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# that's awful!
still, it means i can eat your share = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# ya wake up ev'ry mornin an' it's there...
...so live as only you can!

But how can I remember
to keep it all together
when half the moon is stolen away?
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# YAY!
you got it!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# that's a dreadful pun...
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)
# haha - plus I shot Cherie but I swear it was in safety fence
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)
# that is so bad
it's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i have that exact bowl
how weird
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)
# you'd almost think they
were mass produced
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# but.....
it's my family's only heirloom....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] yay
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I found this...
Poor wee mite
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# TJ
ye gods - Iraq was "liberated" for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:25, archived)
# "a sign of massive social change in post-war Iraq"
they'll be nostalgic about random beatings soon.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)
# who isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I saw them briefly on the risible RI:SE yesterday
they seemed harmless enough, certainly no more irritating than Westlife.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# that's possibly because there are few things more irratating than Westlife
Except maybe being locked in a room with a man who eats crisps endlessly, whilst smacking his lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# you've met
my dad then?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# no, my brother
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# that
is just beautiful. Rapunzelesque...apart from lack of long hair
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)
# there are some very cruel and strange
people out there in the real world aren't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Well
if it is a religious icon...it has not got much in the way of hair....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# All religious leaders have died for your sins
Jesus, Buddah, King Kong, and Optimus Prime
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# does
that include the dr who has died 8 times ...but keeps coming back ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I'm a newbie - but it had to be done
(mousehouse, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# we want teego!
we want teego!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# if you want
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# thats dead cunning that is
execpt is doesne work for me
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# it really
is > >
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:22, archived)
# it's good
it saves space on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:23, archived)
#
tada
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:25, archived)
# how the flip?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:25, archived)
# i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun, 11:22, Reply) >
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
#
git
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:25, archived)
# where's your evil twin
when you need him, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# hes on holiday.
and why would you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# haha! still didn't work



did you look at the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)
# yes and it seems you have a <o but
it doesnt seem to work for me >
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# you need a ><o
like this >
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# like this
>
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# yes
finally....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# look i'm hungover
and i'm stupid :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# alright mate
I deleted those e-mails I was on about last night, but it was only GR££DY and koit, and I think koit's about now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# ahh thanks
it's Ok.
there's loads to be getting on with.
this weekend methinks
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# TP?
for your bunghole?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:17, archived)
# i only found out the other day that
tp means toilet paper - f'in yanx
(Clockwork, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# took me a while too
not as long as you though :p
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:22, archived)
# ah!
it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:22, archived)
# you learn something new on here
every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:25, archived)
# you're still top of
the Connect 4 league
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)
# But only cos
he don't dare play any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I proved my worth back in the good old days
I need not prove it again. FEAR MY SKILLZ!



what Ijon said is 100% correct
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I first heard it...
...on Beavis & Butthead when one of the deranged gits had too much of something funny and ran around saying "I am the great bungholio, I need tp for my bunghole!" Weird
(sionnach, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Heh heh
KnightBeetle?
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Woo !
welcome in !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# woo!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# nice car
I want it
herbie meets kitt
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# excellent!
no redex, no insulting people, quality shopping!

you'll fit right in!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# welcome - that's lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# yay
etc
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Hurrah
Woo Yay Houpla

keep 'em coming

W3lcome to b3ta


(Clockwork, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# And nicely done too!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Re-spect
It's Kitti-buggy-moo-moo
(jerkchicken, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# that's cool
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# yay!
welcome, you'll never leave etc
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# welcome
it's like crack
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Just got around to listening to
your B3ta song. Very nice, very Scooter/Moped
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Definitely more moped
I just don't have the equipment (So to speak)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I keep listening to it
by accident when I autocomplete the url instead of coming here.

Always makes me smile and it sounds fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:26, archived)
# In that case
I love you with all my leg.

I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Tis a nice leg.
Thank you from the bottom of my, er... bottom..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Hell
whatever's going free.....

must continue revision.....exam v soon. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# yay!
WELCOME! You should get comfortable, you will never leave
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# yes...
never leave.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Ooh that's totally fab.


Who'd have won the fight though - Knightbeetle or Herbie?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# definitely knightbeetle
Herbie falls to bits at the slightest provocation.

Although always in a comedy manner.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# I'm not so sure
Herbie always struck me as a bit of a spiteful bugger and would be liable to reassemble and attack as soon as Knightbeetle's back was turned...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Herbie would kick his arse
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)
# While
Dean Smith(?) sat in the driver's seat ineffectually turning the steering wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# whilst in a comedy panic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# And that batty
old woman sits calmly knitting on the back seat, occasionally telling Herbie to stop rocking about so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I think there'd be rivalry at the start of the movie
but they'd get together near the end to beat the evil alfa romeo and its dastardly driver
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)
# the driver would have to be
Terry Thomas
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:23, archived)
# yes!
that's the feller, I could see the gap in his teeth but not work out who it was
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# yay! a good 'un
welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Michael!
I think we're being followed

Gimme turbo woost kitt!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Gladys welcomes you
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:23, archived)
# fair play
i know ive commented already but...

YOU GOT A FRONTPAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)
# nice
and no sign of David Hosselhafflehoffle. Nicer.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Woo!
That's ace: now I want to make one and stuff a turbocharged Corvair engine in the back so I'll really have the last laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# woo
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# to make up for the scary cupboard simulacrum

here's a pic of erasmus, looking dead posh
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# His ears
are huge. And pointy
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# dems
some ears !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# what you can't see is
munkton's hands just out of frame holding them up. >
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# oh!
h4x0r
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:17, archived)
# how on earth
did you do that?


edit: got it! >
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# yay!
>
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# trying
rah
>
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# YAY!
my lovely suggly wuggly iccle kitten.....
I wuv him I do!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:25, archived)
# looking dead sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# yay!
you just made one of englands best landmarks even better!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Battersea
Flower Station?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:23, archived)
# nice
riposte

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# gah!
I'm trying to stop smoking damn you!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# ouch took me by surprise too
think calm thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Allen Carr
will help and If iot doesn't work he has a money back guarantee on the book
(Symball, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# My mum
used that and stopped successfully. I don't really need it though, I only started smoking again a few months ago and was only smoking between 1 and 3 a day. Today is day 2 though of not having any, and it's harder than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I always think
Bettersea Power Station looks like a table upside down.

I used to work just along from there.

very pretty flowers : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:12, archived)
# yay
Battersea Power Station, one of the greatest buildings in London - IMHO



I can see it from the top of my road - it's great
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Oddbins
in Chelsea had a poster on the side of the shop with Battersea Powerstation but with wine bottles for chimneys 100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Is that
on the Kings Road
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:22, archived)
# not sure
it's on the bus route of a wee bus that goes down the king's road from sloane square to battersea
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I used to live in Battersea, and ride past it on my scooter everyday
it is a lovely building, but it serves no purpose at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Which is such
a crime, no doubt it will become a set of highly sought after riverside apartments much like all the other buildings along the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)
# but every time anyone proposes a use for it
the local residents get a petition going against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Hmm
I always thought it would have made a great Art Gallery, but I the Tate modern put that idea to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I think
it would make a great cultural centre, for exhibitions, concerts etc.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Yes
That is a perfect idea
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# or a power station
it'd make a great power station
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# now if they were cocktail umbrellas
i'd have an excuse to repost this




(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# haha
very good

But with the addition of one more frame, you would have a nice infinity GIF.

take the 2nd frame and add it to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:15, archived)
# doin it now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Macca
plays freeform limb-jazz.

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Trying to think of a
legless joke but can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# What has three legs...
...and lives on a farm?

Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# i like that one
have a diddlydumtish
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Din't hear
no tish...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# it's there.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:16, archived)
# .
What was Marc Bolans last hit?





Tie a yellow mini round an old oak tree
(Clockwork, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Eh, what?
Speak up sonny, I'm a bit mutton...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha
that's marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I used to love the old
"What do you call a dog with wings" joke
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I don't know
What do you call a dog with wings?
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)
# *groan*
What do you call a beatle with Wings?
John Lennon

What do you call a dog with wings?
Linda McCartney
(Clockwork, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# you've got the
top one wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# what do vegetarian worms eat??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Linda McCartney
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Single to Hell?
Yes, sir. Is that smoking or non?

woo : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I guess they put the smokers
in the non-smoking section and vice-versa?
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:23, archived)
# mutts
nuts
mate
(benny hedgehog, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# he must be getting worse....
..he can only afford a learner drummer
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:10, archived)
# apparently...
old macca bought the missus a plane the other day.... next week he's gonna get her a ladyshave for the *other* leg.
FACT (well, not quite)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# He might've warned her ...

R(i/e)post(e)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Arrrghhh! Put that down!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# point away from
face

do it yak
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:06, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:11, archived)
# check your profile
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:13, archived)
# aight i'll do it myself

it's yaks
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:18, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I see now
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Im sorry :(
Still eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1367162
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:20, archived)
# still dont follow...
its too early
[edit]ok, with you now
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Me too
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)

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