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[challenge entry] The Real Man Sewing Kit
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Jee knee arse!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Fanx...
You know a good arse when you see it
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Nice
shirt action there.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# HOT XXXX SHIRT ACTION!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# All I can think of now is
"Push me and then just touch me till I can get my satisfaction" ...... but with men .... damn you

woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# .
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
That tickled me. But A.I. is still the worst film ever made!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# No,
Die Another Day.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# No
A.I.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# The worst film i've ever seen is Gladiator
Made me want to shave off my eyelids with a rusty razor blade.
(bored me senseless, see?)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# eeeeeuuuuuwwwww
But not as bad as A.I.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Ah but I avoid those sort of films, you see.
I only saw Gladiator because it was on in a plane, and then 2 mates decided that they'd rent it on 2 consecutive nights. One of them wanted to turn the lights off in the sitting room, I asked if they could be left on so that I'd have something interesting to look at.

Similarly - from watching an ad break's worth of Die Hard the other day, I think I can sum it up as follows: Bruce run round a building with ever dirtier shirt/bigger gun, cracking jokes, villains run round speaking German, hostages scream. Is there any more to it than that?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# No
Battlefield Earth is the worst ever, followed by the Last Starfigher...very average indeed
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Gladiator rocked.
A.I. sucked so hard the paint came off.

That is all.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Are you
deficient?
A.I is fucking awful.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Damn, that's what FA should have stood for
Fucking Awful
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# While it is true that AI was a big steamy pile of
rancid wank, Die Another Day didn't even manage to keep me in the cinema beyond 35 minutes. I went to the park and read a book.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# made me larf
when he is surfing on the 'big wave'-the effects are worse than dr who
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# it is bad.
it makes futureworld look like a masterpiece.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# You should watch
"Wonderful Life" starring Cliff Richard.
Terrible, terrible, terrible film.
Awful.
Terrible.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I'd have to go for Clam Bake
with Elvis Presley
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Or The Keep, starring Gabriel Byrne.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# is it a remake of
it's a wonderful life, where cliff never existed and the shadows never had any success?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# If
only.
It takes the excitment, adventure and foregn location of Summer Holiday and the songs, musical montages and charachters from The Young Ones and rolls them all into one long, excruciatringly abysmal excuse for a film.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# but Jude Law
looks so amazingly sexy in it, that I was distracted enough not to notice
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Bender
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Hukhukhar
Funny!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Haven't a clue
what that's all about. But it's very funny
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure about this one...

[edit] That's my first front page for about two months! I was beginning to think I'd pissed off the magic donkey there!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# mwahahahahaha!
YES!
Brilliant!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# hahahah
I think that I'll print something like that out and stick it on the office hoover ;)

You sir, are a genie arse.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Nice
best use of the Porno cover yet.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# I am
10/10 merit and detention all at the same time
woo
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Oh. I am not so sure.
A pair of white stilettoes and you have you architypal Essex girl.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Genius!
And the book that I got my username from to boot!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Oh good god
as if they're not at it often enough already.

Wootastic!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# super
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# what kind of huge ass files?
do you need sent?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Thass brill!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Hey
that is my girlfriend.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# hat's off
I'm impressed and inspired
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# superb
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Since there is no newletter this week
in anticipation of next weeks double-goodness 100th issue...

-------------------------------------------------

: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Special Offers Challenge


Each week we run a competition to test your
creative skills. We set a challenge and you
open Photoshop and mess with our heads.


Last week we wanted regrettable special offers:
b3ta.com/challenge/specialoffers/

We asked B3ta boarder 'Solly' to judge the
entries - here are his 3 faves.

Solly writes -


#1 "Birthday Treat - a terrorist called Timmy,
a beautiful air stewardess... a classic
combination. I'll never fly again.
(angel of the forever sleep)
www.b3ta.com/board/1710983

#2 "George Best hypnosis tapes - I listened...
and needed a drink. worked a treat. Now
I need another. hmmmmm. beer. (matsimpsk)
www.b3ta.com/board/1706151

#3 "Parkinsons - we all worry about dying from
a slow debilitating disease, but this made
me shake with laughter!" (aubergene)
www.b3ta.com/board/1720500



>> This Weeks Challenge <<

This week, the challenge dictator gave us
the suggestion, "Irons for Men"
b3ta.com/challenge/ironsformen/

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(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# there's NO NEWSLETTER?
MY LIFE NO LONGER HAS MEANING
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I know.
Calm down. Breathe deeply. Go to the pub.

Get very drunk. It's Friday!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# but I'm not 18 yet.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# well get some MD 2020
and go to the park
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Blimey
that takes me back....

*goes glassy eyed*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# How very depressing.
*cries*

Any chancew I get get an honorable mention in the #100 newsletter then?
I am nice, you know.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# *passes over the obviously missing letter B*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# In that case...
...go behind the co-op with a bottle of woodpecker.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Masturbate,
rock back and forth and weep gently.
Oh and scream every now and then.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# FRAPE IT!
FRAPE IT HARD!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# That's my weekend sorted!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# ah...
salad days :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Slowly
being eaten away
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Bang!
Thud.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
that newsletter has helped me through my young teenagedom! it can't stop now! i'll break my junior senior tape from over use!
*breaks down in tears*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# But its always crap anyway
*runs*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I
want to judge a compo!!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# I want
to get around to making an entry
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Me too
However, because I can't shop at work, all my ideas usually get done on a Friday afternoon. Ho-hum.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I just have been drained
by the hummus wraith lately
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# me too
seeing as my entries are so shit and i can't do flash, it's the only chance i'll ever have of getting in the newsletter ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Worked for me ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# You could try
suggesting a competition
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# i've tried that too
and we are still yet to find out what is in a womans hand bag....

yup its the only way I can get in to the news letter. Once I even did some questions under the name of "marchant *tring tring*" and they got in to the interview but nobody ever knew it was me.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# actually i have done that
so i'm a little bit famous at least ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Your very famous mate,
being a gay icon is no small onions.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# you two should make a "film" together
you'd make a fortune.
I'll direct.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# i knew the leather chaps were a good investment
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# congratulations peeps
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# NO NEWSLETTER!
*faints*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# i will get withdrawel symptons
.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I'm gutted...
I put something in for it... Now you'll have to wait a week. Send me an email and I'll let you sneak a peek :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# It's good too!
:)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# yarr
I fixed the "again" button on the end of it. It was playing up like a slag.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# M3ssag3 me
with it.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I can't find your name of M3ss3nger!
Help!
*edit* Sorry, I'm being an utter spastic, I've found it now... Just being a bit slow.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Hang on
Charlie.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# "I'll let you sneak a peek"?
Pervert
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# *coughs*
takes one to know one, dear.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# true
but I'm allowed to get a bit territorial over bovine.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Is it
cos you love me so.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# it's because
you're my bitch muse
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# if there's no newsletter, I'LL MAKE MY OWN!
WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!
in fact, forget the newsletter and the blackjack.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# bender
.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Oh...
...screw the whole thing.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 6:40, archived)
# NO NEWSLETTER GAH!
oh well =P
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Right then
home made newsletter time:
Post links to every glasscock you know of so we can get them out once and for all.

To start the ball rolling, Welcome to Glasscock County
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Ok
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Ah yes,
hats of meat, I'd forgotten about that one.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# i too am gutted
i missed out on my path to fame and glory in the newsletter... again.

*opens flash manual*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 17:08, archived)
# I hope your happy b3ta
Ill haft to do things that are "normal" now, go outside, breath air, NOT SIT INFRONT OF MY COMPUTER ALL DAY!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 18:57, archived)
# No News is *NOT* Good News
Still. It's prompted me to finally make a little start on something i've been intending to do for a while.

The B3ta Newsletter Generator...

pigpog.com/features/b3ta-gen/

...only does the header so far, but maybe i'll do a bit more over the weak end.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 18:59, archived)
# That sir
Is perhaps the greatish thing on this pointless plain of existence
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# OOOO!!!
Now THAT got me a-wankin'!!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# It's Finished!
Same place, all now done. Enjoy...
(, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 17:31, archived)
# yessssss....
my evil plan has come to pass

mwahahaha! MwaHaHaHa!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
i need to calm down, AND KILL THE JERK THAT STOLE MY B3TA NEWSLETTER!!!!!!11!!!

BLOOD!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
#
AAAAAAAAH
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I'm lost without it...
Oooooh. If you read this thread from the bottom up..it kinda makes sense. No it doesnt. Im so lost.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# i dont think it...
it made much since either way you read it
(, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Blimey
Cheers, Solly :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# What?
No newsletter?

What am I supposed to do on this Monday morning now?

I feel raped. and violated.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# yarr?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# YARR!
oh... horray!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# shiver me timbers
that be woo
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# DAMMIT!
I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!
I HAD THE IMAGES AND EVERYTHING!

Yours is better.

Damn, damn, damn.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# i have a penguin.
his name is cuthbert and he lives in the zoo.

oh, and woo to the pic. i like.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Har!
Didn't see the sharks at first!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Got bored so whipped this up in about a minute
I'm sure this must of been done before.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Is that Linus
Torvalds?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# That would be

Torvalds and Dean.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# that's too geeky
for me.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# it's only for me and my dog
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# I very nearly mentioned the crows
but I thought it would be too obscure
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Don't mention the Cr*ws..
it's too orangie for them

apparently
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I bet that's
too geeky for Linus too. And that's sayin sommat.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# That is an appaling pun!
I sentence you to a severe rm -r!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahaha

geek! :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# must "have" been done before
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# 'Must', not 'must'.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# ''Must,'', not ''Must','.
(Sometimes.)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# (Sometimes). Not (Sometimes.)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# oooooh Sometimes
the truth is harder than the pain insi-i-ide. yea-e-eah
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Woo!
I know of worse pairings though
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# I
just coughed a bourbon biscuit over my keyboard. Thanks for that.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Unlurks long enough to...


lurks again
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Get the lady in your life doing DIY
with the new "Hammer for Her"
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# that's funtastic
:D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# lol
woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# meh
want one
er, for a friend
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# lol great
:D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# munchtime monochrome
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahah
Yay!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Persistant little bugger,
isn't he? :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Friendliest service!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# dirty
boy!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# He was wanking
before I did that.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The new Ford Ladies Dashboard dial


Designed to appeal.

please click for bigger, and 100% more joke
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Never a truer pic posted!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# pffft - hahahahahaha
I shouldn't find that funny, but I do.
Woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# in continuation....
Is the BQ bar nice? I always assumed that it would be full of weirdos.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# How the fuck
am I meant to answer that considering you well know I live at BQ?!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# you live in B & Q
which aisle?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Shower and bath fittings
All those nozzles and taps to fiddle with....mmmmm ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# heehee
wanna come flap my fins and try out my sucker mouth? *wink wink*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# are you sure you spelt wink right
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# :D
The place is a bit odd. Like a modern day commune. And the guard was scarey!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Oh it's not that bad.
The bar is okay, bit pricey for soft drinks but not bad. I would say you should come down for a drink some time, but not having met you, that might be a bit wierd!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# :o)
Probably......but I never turn down the offer of a drink - you're on!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Alright then
just lemme know when. Is the wife going to come along too?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I can think of soooo many answers to that question....
....but I'll settle on:
I will ask and see if she isn't too big yet! She is off alchohol at the moment too - which insn't much fun.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# It must be
hard for her to look at you whilst sober.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Pah
She thinks I am rather handsome actually.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# poor deluded woman
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# :(
Her and my mother both said it so it must be true!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Poor thing, I'm sure she just loves
to sit and watch you drink!
However, if you do want to do this, and seeing as I'm not on b3ta 24 hrs a day - in fact not at all at weekends, how do you let me know? There didn't seem to be an email address on your website - at least not one I could get to.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I am on:
paul dot preacher at carrlyons dot com

or

paulpreacher at btopenworld dot com

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Okidoke
I will email you something this afternoon probably, but in the meantime I need to go and do some food shopping and then actually do some work, so I'm logging out now.
Laters, all.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# internet
flirt!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Fuck off, you,
he's a married man! I'm just being neighbourly! :P
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# what she said :)
It's true - turns out we are neighbours. But I think he was joking!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# 'Sokay
I know he was joking :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# see ya later
drop me an email for beerage!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Haaaaahaha
I likes that!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# :D
this comp's looking good.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# woo yay!
thats great!
and true!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Only three lines?
That's very short for you!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# He got
Scrolling Elbow yesterday
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# easy.
He seems to have learned his lesson.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# let's hope so
I can live without another day like that
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Has the clock
stopped ticking then?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# agreed,
today I am tired, hot and irritable.

more so than yesterday- would like to experience calming and happy things today.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Not to worry
the Friday afternoon wank-fest will kick in soon
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# sounds likely
if my boss isn't in the office, then the trolls seem to come out to play.
I'm not entirely convinced they aren't all my boss, being a tosspot while working from home
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# :-(
still- if I keep churning out stuff that makes me smile then maybe, just maybe...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# bwhahahaa
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# hehe
vay good.

You forgot "Trouser-filling" on the speedo :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# "pant wetting" would be more apt
for the laydeez.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Are you a Tena-Lady?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Nearly
Don't you remember:
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'd forgotten that I did that!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I couldn't remember who it was
spazzed back, and it came as no surprise to find that it was you.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# :D
I remember convincing you they were real for about two minutes as well.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# You'll notice
that I am going through the same cycle of conversation.
www.b3ta.com/board/883758

Did you know they've taken the word gullible out of the dictionary?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Christ almighty!
We must have the same conversations here all the time!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# And not all of them
revolve around norks.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Except this one
now has
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# heheheheh
norks....
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# what is that thing on the left then?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Rev
counter.

Funnily enough I don't actually drive.
This is possibly the most ironic posting ever!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# ha
(I obviously forgot to close my sarc tags again)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# haha
You funny.

MORE JAM I SAY!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# TRAFFIC JAM!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# aha very good
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# my sister claimed for years that although she drove fast she was the safest driver she knew...
she has written off 4 cars and smashed in the side of her husbands TVR, last month she got a year long driving ban for doing 112mph

I laughed
she cryd
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# send her
this pic.

I'm sure she will love it.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# good idea.
Done.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# rev counter
genius
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# ha!
"this is not your speed"

classic
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Very good
though praps stop now may be better before shut eyes
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Genius
Pure, unadulterated, genius.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Abdominal Snowman
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# that pun deserves more response
so have an unrelated woo


(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Good stuff
I appreciate it. Woo!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Aww...
Cheers guys... sniff.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Two tarsiers are fired into the assailant rendering them helpless.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# arrrrr
what the hell are them things!?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# very small monkeys
that will crawl up your bottom.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
Great use for Tarsiers!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I recognise that little feller
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Loon!
That is all.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# after saving all of his cash for months, tim couldnt help feeling a little dissapointed.


i hate it when you spent fucking ages on brilliant idea for a picture and it doesnt come out like you want it to.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I hope that last statement
has nothing to do with your name
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# obviously got the words "fucking" and "ages"
the wrong way around
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# hey. no fair
you changed "on something" to "a brilliant idea". Blowing your own trumpet again?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# indeed.
im sorry, it took me so long to work out what you were all laughing about i had to do something.

leave me alone im sleepy. (NOT FUCKING RELATED)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# not at all
we're smutty bastards here. We should apologise to you!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# ok
but this way i want in on the smut.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# i rather like it...
but I'm not sure it makes any sense to me...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# TJ
I'm going to go away for lunch and when I come back i want to see if my server is broke
B3ta snap game thingy
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# That happened to me last night (This morning)
with this www.b3ta.com/board/1746858

Your pic is most definately woo though.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# thank you.
i feel a little bit better now.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Regular badgers are too fluffy for Real Men (tm)

tenuous, i know
CLICKY BIGGER
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# by the way isn't there usually a link to submit stuff to the newsletter on the front page
oh and nice pic, but a bit big...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# On Thursdays, yes
but it normally gets taken down by Friday as they're writing it
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# and also this is #100
so could be a 'best of' or soemthing
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they're waiting a week to do a bumper 100th
or something like that.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# well it wasn't there on thursday...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I'm sure I saw it
yesterday morning when I checked the front page.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# i don't think there
is one this week
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# right... i had something to submit...
ah well it probably wouldn't have made it
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# not a frontpage link,
or not a newsletter?

edit: *reads below* *chokes*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# you could
have broken it to them gently...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I think
... and you might want to sit down for this...
there isn't going to be a newsletter this week.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# why wouldn't there be one?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# No?
what gives?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# 100th
special edition therefore two weeks to make it extra sparkly and good.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# is that
better?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# That's chanpage shoppage
.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# great
pic :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# I got drunk last night
So I needed something to settle my stomach:


(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I was pissing by ze door...
Ha! That's funny.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# You....
....stupid woman!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# he won't necessarily settle your tummy
but he will make your arse sore
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# hehehehe
Squinty eyed poofter!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha haa
that is silly
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Power tools for girlies...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# why've you moved it?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I posted it as norm...
should've been under new product and now it is...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# You can edit posts.
See the "edit" link there? You could have used that and changed the option in the dropdown.

/handy hint
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Thankyou kindly for that
piece of invaluable information... Next time I will do it right.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Like I said, girls would use that for their own sort of DIY
Why did you delete the earlier thread?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# hmmmmmm
wonder what that'd be used for... *ponders*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Boring floral
holes
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I'm glad
that you said that.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I scrolled past that twice
But the third time I cracked up.

Nice one dude like it.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I want one too!!
I can think of *better* things to put on the end of that than a rose!!!


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kristy
(, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] quick/dirty

[it's a bread maker]
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Nice
Where can I buy one?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i want
i need

:(
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Oh my
simplicity.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# hmmmmm
yes...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Almost beer time

Time to go to the pub and hang around with me mates
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Have fun apeman
"keep banging the rocks together"

Woo to the drunk monkeys!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)

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