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Ghosts in comics
I made this!
A spoooooooky list for the Hallowe'en season. Somewhat arbitrary but fun.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:30,
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Comics, but like, with ghosts.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:07,
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great stuff
smashing blog, when i see old wizzer and chips stuff like harry's haunted house it makes me realize how much of an influence those old comics had on my drawing style.
not a lot of books and art in my house when i was growing up , but always loads of comics.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:18,
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There's a "Best of Whizzer and Chips Annual"
out now, available only from Sainsburys. It's way too thin but it's only £3.99.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:21,
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Just picked up a Whizzer & Chips 1984 album
recently for 75p in a charity shop. Couldn't believe my luck!
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 0:26,
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i used to read and re-read those comics
looking at how they drew everything and it totally influenced my style.
anything from BIG comic, monthly and fortnightly, buster, even beano and dandy really, I loved seeing how they were printed and stuff. I then moved on to old copies of oink! and now read Viz, it's funny how similar the drawing styles are in all of them. I'm sure if i did the research, there would be people who drew for most of them.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:51,
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Oink was short-lived, wasn;t it?
There was a record stuck to the front of the first one. Can't remember what the song was on it but I remember doing a sads when I lost it..
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:27,
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it was indeed short lived.
i saw a complete set for sale on ebay for about £15, put a bid in, within minutes the set was withdrawn and sold individually for a bout a fiver each...
some of the contributors to the mag make for a good read, including lard from mark & lard. it was marketed as a viz for kids.
and yes, the oink song and the oink rap, found here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Redmx2x4Z0
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:39,
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Oink! was my absolute favourite as a kid.
When I get the chance to empty my Mum's attic and find my collection I'm doing a big blog on it.
Also worth noting is that Frank Sidebottom had a regular page.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:15,
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Am I the only one..
.. who doesn't "get" Sidebottom? Really never saw what the point of him was and why people liked him.
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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FILTH!
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sinisterduck, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:07,
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Fourth dimensional fappery.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:29,
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i now have a dodecahedr on
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:47,
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Oh nose
A paralysed man has been able to walk again after a pioneering therapy that involved transplanting cells from his nasal cavity into his spinal cord.
Cue "My paraplegic's got no nose" etc etc
Pretty damn impressive sciencing!
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macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:44,
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It will be awful when he farts.......
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:47,
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or has a cold
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macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:51,
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or picks his spinal cord for bogeys
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:51,
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as long as two separate hankies
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macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:58,
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Olfactory anus perhaps?
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:05,
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like most medical science, we'll have to wait several decades until the horrific and unholy consequences are revealed
I'm guessing - 'Man sneezes as automatic reaction to all stimuli'
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:51,
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'man smells nothing except his own arse'
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:57,
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"man picks bum and eats it"
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:24,
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and now his nose runs and his feet smell
or vice versa
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mutated monty, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:03,
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Arf!
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:06,
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the runs, yes
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macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:17,
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utter brilliance
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:54,
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Where is he going? Who nose.
Quality gags. No cheap shots.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:30,
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S'not a bad pun. I'd run with that one.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:46,
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He picked a bad time to stop glue sniffin.
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JamTallons, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:30,
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Further proof that holding up stem cell research is a really dumb thing to do.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:47,
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Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade - ("Speedrun" version)
The whipcracker's third of 4 series gets animated & sped up for 60
seconds of pure enjoyment.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:11,
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:D
Cool!
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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those are excellent with the sound off
the soundtrack is pure shite
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:54,
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This guy should be doing more
and less from all the other people
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:20,
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Fackin' ace!
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:33,
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Good stuff
showed him up right proper!
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That is absolutely cracking.
I like him but I've never seen him be this funny.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:35,
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Now that was skilful and erudite; showed lighteight twats like Brand and Self how to do it!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:45,
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He had lunch at the same restaurant as me in Greece two months ago
Trufax
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masterblaster, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 5:11,
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#EPICLADZBANTZ
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:52,
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There should be more interviews like this
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:46,
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3.08 was the line of the whole thing
brilliant
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:49,
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Shocking opening question though
As in, subtext may as well be "I haven't read your book, so what do you want to talk about?"
Guaranteed to get the heckles up.
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:50,
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That was great
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Gerbils Awrr Geoffrey, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:35,
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Ha ha ha, top man.
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presferatu, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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There really should be more Richard Ayoade
The guy cracks me up in everything I've ever seen him in. Even Gadget Man where he started the first episode with "I'm Richard Ayoade. At least that's how I think you pronounce it."
I'm going to dig out my DVD of Man to Man with Dean Learner now.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:47,
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Absolutely nailed it.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:52,
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Frogbeat, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 23:16,
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If Stephen Fry was as clever as he thinks he is...
... he still wouldn't hold a candle to this fella. Genius.
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SonofRojBlake, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:14,
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I've got a 1990 leek pound coin in my wallet.
Fairly rare, probably worth about a quid.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:05,
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I'll give you 85p for it.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:14,
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I've got a white fiver in mine
#neverbuyaroundblog
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:44,
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I got your momma to perform a lewd act for a quid out my wallet
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:51,
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I'd buy that for a dollar
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:56,
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WTF was number 1 on the day you were born.
'Dana - All Kinds of Everything'
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:03,
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no clue who Looking glass is but they were number one with Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) in the US
in the UK it was schools out- alice cooper (at least i have heard of that song)
thanks pissy, now i feel old.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:13,
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Young Love
Donny Osmond...
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FridgeBadger, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:17,
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snap
*points at the equally old person*
Apparently the song was originally recorded by Tab Hunter in the 50s..... Tabs, how old are you?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:39,
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We're still alive!
Woo!
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FridgeBadger, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:42,
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you both have the Donny curse though.
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Yep.. Go 1973
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:24,
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Summer Love - Travolta & Newton John
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:18,
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Already knew mine:
Madonna - Papa Don't Preach....funnily enough it has the line 'I'm keeping my baby' in it
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:21,
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Message In A Bottle - The Police
and the German no.1 on my birthday was We Don't Talk Any More by Cliff Richard
And on top of that, I'd always thought it was Video Killed The Radio Star. Bugger.
=(
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:21,
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Buggerles
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:34,
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Hahahaha
ahahahaha
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:57,
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Great way to statistically identify your birthday online
Unless you were born during Bryan Adams reign.
I might be paranoid. But most of those "what kind of cunt am I" things are just scraping your demographic data for marketing etc.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:29,
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I was just wondering that
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:32,
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What Harry Potter Character are you?
Enter favourite colour, Credit Card Number, name of first pet, PIN Number, and Mother's Maiden Name to find out...
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:41,
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Yay, I'm 'Gullible'
Professor Gullible was my favourite character
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:01,
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Baby Jump by Mungo Jerry
get in!
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:40,
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Dancing in the Street - David Bowie and Mick Jagger
:-/
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:56,
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Oh no
I'm so sorry :(
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:56,
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Starship
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
Could've done a lot worse.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:57,
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You must be the same age as me
We could be long lost twins.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:48,
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Yeezus...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 9:25,
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Odd, this says it was the Beatles
but I always thought it was Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch.
Which is far cooler but really shows my age either way.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:03,
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Would one be the one announced for that week (ie what was played on Top of The Pops)
And the other be the actual sales in that week?
Given the two options. I have either "Sugar Baby Love" by the Rubettes, or "The Streak" by Ray Stevens. Both godawful songs....
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:12,
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Sugar Baby Love
is great to sing backing on though.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:51,
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Surely you're not that old?
Are you related to Dorian Gray?
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Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:43,
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I remember it in the charts
I was a sproggle though.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:38,
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I'm Sugar Baby Love too!
now get undressed.
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:43,
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I think in your day they still had several competing unofficial hit parades rather than the official one
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:58,
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also, the Russian Czar was still firmly in power, and the British economy was still based on the barter system
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:00,
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I can't help but think
both might be better off now if they'd stuck to it.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:18,
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I don't need to look either.
I know it's David Soul - Don't Give Up On Us :(
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:24,
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OMG!
You're my awful number one sibling!
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LP, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:54,
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Haha! Ace!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:04,
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Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da by Marmalade
or I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye in the US
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Nuisance Value, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:34,
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How do I get the pumpkin?
I clicked the pumpkin.
found it!
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Nuisance Value, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:40,
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Candy Girl by New Edition.
Bollocks.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:50,
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Hahahhahahahhahaha!
That's terrible!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:40,
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I don't like Mondays - Boomtown rats
meh
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:58,
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Ah my God it could've been so much worse!
The missus got Mr. Blobby :D
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:00,
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This gay little ditty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yu0T9n5uos
glad I missed out on it
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:01,
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Uptown Girl by Billy Joel
Not the greatest song of the 80's.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:11,
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If
By Telly Savalas.
Christ.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:17,
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I think that's worst than mine.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:44,
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yeah, fair point. :)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:31,
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Bohemian Rhapsody
I fucking hate that song
Edit: PUMPKIN!!
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:31,
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blondie - Sunday Girl
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:53,
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I'm loving the lack of anybody's past about 1983.
That's yer b3ta demographic, right there.
Without You - Nilsson.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:57,
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December '63 (Oh What a Night)-Four Seasons.
I believe this means I'm the winner, because it's fucking great.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:57,
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If anyone's Number 1 shows that they were born in the 2000s
get in touch with me for fone fun ;-)
I'll accept 1998, at a stretch
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:02,
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Hmm
The One And Only - Chesney Hawkes
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Night_ninja, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:09,
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I used this as a theme for
a fancy dress party once. 'Come as the person who was number one when you were born'. It worked really well, although some got to be Blondie while others got Simon and Garfunkel. This did cause some amusement when gender is taken into account. Sadly, no-one got Mr Blobby or Orville.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:27,
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We Are The World - USA For Africa
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:26,
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ha
You are young, (so am i)
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sithemong, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:03,
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Suicide is painless
...
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:02,
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Frankie Laine
That Lucky Old Sun—and this is the first I've heard it, although I knew Laine's cowboy song repertoire when I under 10. Well, this is nothing to brag about.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:31,
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Honky Tonk Women - Rolling Stones
Yeah, I'm all right with that.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:55,
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mine said Merry xmas everybody - slade
but every other time I've checked it before was "I love you love me love"
by gary glitter... do you think this new app wiped him cause he's paedo?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:54,
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Vincent - Don McLean
*cries*
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:12,
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Knowing Me Knowing You - Abba
that is all
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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Two Tribes - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:16,
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Brains shit on Birdseye.
Faggot Fact.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:58,
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Pete Burns (of Dead or Alive fame)
was Captain Birdseyes son.
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:00,
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I bet he's on the Yewtree list.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:58,
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Rowan Atkinson with an Alan Partridge style toblerone goiter
ronsealed it for you
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:10,
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Can't beat a faggot and vinegar sandwich
Rodney Bewes, what ever happened to you?
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:18,
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I think he lives in Cornwall or Devon now...and he may or may not run a pub down there...
...I can't recall enough to know if I am just making that up or not.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:40,
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As if portrait videos weren't bad enough
they squashed a normal one into portrait and got what sounds like Timothy Dalton to say "Brrrrrrrains faggots" a lot.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:11,
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It's always a shame when someone is killed by stupidity
Not that I have any sympathy with them. It's just incredibly frustrating that 99% of these fuckheads are just bored kids in dead-end Midlands towns who have virtually no understanding of their own religion's dogma and even less of its history, or the history of the region. It's fun and exciting and completely different from the mundanity of their everyday lives. And then they end up killing people, and then dying themselves, without know why...just because they're so so fucking thick.
TL;DR: Rubber dinghy rapids, innit
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:33,
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Portsmouth is the most dead-end of all Midland towns
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:40,
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The Midlands. What Middle Earth would look like if Sauron had won.
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:44,
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Midlands-on-Sea
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:45,
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Midlands-in-the-Sea
is the prayer
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:54,
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Then what does that make Southampton?
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:54,
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The Monte-Carlo of Norfolk.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:57,
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One less revolting little cunt
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:42,
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Good
Unfortunately this might mean he's a martyr now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:46,
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It might encourage more retards like him to go there & get shot dead :D
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:56,
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There is that
Ok, as you were. BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:01,
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A martyr to retarded people
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:59,
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Well he was never going to get
forty virgins in Pompey!
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:16,
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Not if
His sisters could run faster than him. Racistlols
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:19,
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Rainbow zoos and birthday cake.
Watch and learn.
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The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:11,
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I want to cake on my birthday too
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:13,
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The heart wants what it wants
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The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:20,
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whats wrong with his face?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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When you watch a video like this
and your biggest complaint is the appalling misuse of language it probably says something.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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Watch for a few seconds and learn what the stop button is for!
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 0:32,
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To be honest, I'm more amazed at the photo slider thingy.
That is some cool stuff. It's like 200 years ago someone just opened the "go for it" bottle and the world is changing faster than the previous gazillion years. Amazing.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:14,
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It is a good slider.
If they ever change it, I shall be furious and write an article about how awful it is that the slider looks slightly different.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:21,
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For anyone who may get this reference...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:46,
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Noel's Addicts
AICMFP
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Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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*Silver Award*
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:29,
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I look slightly different! this is terrible!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:02,
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I like to imagine someone reading that headline and immediately stopping what they were doing
which was washing some ebola infected blood off their hands, consequently spreading the dreaded disease across the country and eventually killing the entire human race.
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mutated monty, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:23,
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Which one is the new face? They both look like slapped arses.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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that's fucked up right there
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:30,
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She had plastic surgery to make her look like she aged naturally
And then put on dark and shiny makeup?
Fuck this journalism though. As if she only exists to look like she did 5 years ago.
The journalist seems to be of the rewrite a reddit thread variety.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:31,
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cant tell
Which is before and which is after? Both faces weird in their own right...
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sithemong, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:34,
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That is brilliant
Far more interesting :)
I miss dogs...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:42,
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Aim
more carefully
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:46,
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You used to pee on dogs?
Weird.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:47,
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They loved it
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:56,
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hahaha thanks for sharing!
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:48,
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Why Mr. Sock, I am pleased that you liked it.
I wish I could send a photo of the lovely red and yellow leaves I see outside. Fall is a glorious season.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:52,
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It's called Autumn.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:05,
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Autumn is a girls name Mr. Flaps
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:15,
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Fall is what you do when you trip up
ya Yankee warmongering gun-toting yee-haring Jello-eating nasal-talking neo-imperialist tomato-talking bar steward
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:52,
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Glad you got that all out?
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 23:12,
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Ha ha ha! Good stuff :)
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:59,
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3 degrees ? !!!!!
What time is Snowpiercer due?
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:57,
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Excellent!
Like a colour, modern and shit-free version of the Blue Peter elephant.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:36,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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So to be an environmentallist, you have to hate the blacks and browns.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:28,
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interesting
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:05,
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ah that's why they're trying to fuck up the climate
so we can have more wind energy in the future. bingo
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:35,
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Scott Ian of Anthrax on meeting Lemmy for the first time
NSFW
NSFW for swears
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Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:47,
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After such a buildup it just kinda flopped.
I don't think he's got it. Although I heard he was married to Meatloaf's daughter.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:48,
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Just because your famous
Doesnt make you funny or interesting.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 6:12,
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Hydrogen Peroxide Powered Helicopter
can't see why they aren't more popular
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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Just posting to see what spooky icon I got.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:10,
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your mumma
/ac
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:11,
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Jo Wiley
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:26,
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You got the
"We care so little about this site that we'll throw in special icons with no particular reference to whether or not they're appropriate" icon.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:34,
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^upset that he got a pumpkin
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:17,
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I have a
too
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:25,
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Indeed.
I think you got it out at the last bash, didn't you?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:46,
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but it's a 3 once things get going
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:17,
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Do we have a SpookySpoon?
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:47,
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Incredibly hard to look away. Too bad that one guy got decapitated.
Does this mean Nick Rhodes will no longer be a blonde?
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:11,
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Rubber dinghy rapids
I can't see what the problem is. Apparently Rocket Grade 70% hydro-peroxide is available everywhere
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:24,
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I just googled where I can buy it.
There's now a van with blacked out windows parked outside my house
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:26,
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You'll be ok. BTW i've got those sacks of chapati flour you wanted.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:32,
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9% is the highest safe concentartion for transport.
25 gallons for 100 minutes of flight too :(
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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wonder how much silver it goes through.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:43,
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Tip jet choppers for FTW!
Even if it is made of Lego and art straws and is powered by Croydon slapper hair dye (which was also good enough for the Messerschmitt Komet by the by).
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Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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Yaaaaay!
I didn't think it would take off - I was very pleasantly surprised! (and also wanted to check my spooky icon!) Edit: It's a bat!! I wanted a snowman! :-(
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:17,
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bat FTW
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:39,
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But I
Wanna snowman! :-(
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:00,
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If he had flown over a cloud or done some loop-the-loops then I would have been impressed.
But that was just shit.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:04,
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Flying wheelchair
*team bats*
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:07,
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I love the clouds it makes
and the sound.
Plus it makes the pilot's hair blonde. FTW.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:45,
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At the concentration to make usefull power,
I will catch fire and dissolve any organic matter.
Like humans for example.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:58,
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Worst episode of Airwolf ever
Apart from the ones with Barry Van Dyke in them of course.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:03,
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That is fantastic.
A proper Steam Punk helicopter.
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Varmint, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:11,
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To be honest, I can't really see it taking off.
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sparrigan I make nerdy things, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 0:02,
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Came back after the spin with bleached hair
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Cock, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 2:36,
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Argostalgia
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:03,
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Glasscockarama
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:05,
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worth it
"What is the correct occasion to buy someone a brass pineapple?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtoMN_xi-AM
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:18,
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***TITTIES ON P. 186!!!***
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:26,
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confirmed side boob and side nipple
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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Extra points for Janet Leigh pose
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:42,
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I think I remember those exact ones
It was a long wait between Argos side boob and Channel 4 late night forrin film boobs.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:54,
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...and only vigorous masturbation to fill that wait
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:02,
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that wait cold void in place of a soul
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:46,
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nah we had eurotrash for that.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:29,
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sadly no brass moustache :(
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:54,
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"Also, if you had a double tape deck, you could just record albums you borrowed from the library. God, those were the days, when we used to be able to get any music we wanted almost instantly, and for free."
Arf.
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FridgeBadger, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:26,
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metal construction
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:55,
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Long spinny hair around powerful spinny tools?
This can't end well.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:12,
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I pity his
neck... mine hurts just watching
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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tchnk
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:26,
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Rox!
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:02,
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That is Wündëbär.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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ahaha, silly
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:26,
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A lot of destruction rather than construction...
but still worth a watch. possibly.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 21:11,
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lots of dead brain cells
ah well...
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Cock, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 2:39,
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If you are afraid of spiders make sure to suddenly click this link!!!
It is a news story about a 'puppy sized spider' recently encountered by someone in Guyana.
Too lazy too look up stuj's signature \\/o\/MMoo\/o/MM Go team spidders!!11!1!
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:49,
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old story, and most things look bigger when you put your hand as far as you can behind them in a photo
*insert penis joke*
joke
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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Ouch
look where you insert your penis!
It was like a pin pricking me
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:52,
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In fairness
I wouldn't put my hand within 50 fucking metres of that thing.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:00,
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it'd leave you alone, unless you look like a tasty insect
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:05,
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gake
its from Harry Potter
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:52,
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GO TEAM \\/o\/MMoo\/o/MM !!11
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:55,
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Not sure what he's discovered here as they've been known for ages
You can buy them off t'internet.
www.exotic-pets.co.uk/burgundy-goliath-birdeater.html
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:07,
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yeah that story is terrible
It also referred to the scientist as an etymologist until it was edited recently.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:30,
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I've always found people who have
tarantulas and the like as pets really odd. I can understand that not everyone is scared of them, and stuff, but are they really that interesting? And do you really want one in your house?
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:20,
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^what Dame Judy Dench said.
...always something a bit tragic about 'em.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:47,
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Dame Judi Dench?
You flatter me Tabs...
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:52,
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#grooming #up4agrannybanging
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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Boke
Every time someone makes a joke like that, it reminds me of my friend who is actually up for granny gangbangs. Strange man.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:35,
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The photo of the spider next to the hand is misleading
since the hand is far behind the spider and it was shot up close with a wide-angle lens, further exaggerating the real distance between the spider and the hand.
TL;DR: Gake*
*That photo. Not the spider. The spider is massive and can get te fuck.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 22:13,
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A long deep house track i wrote ages ago
I made this!
with a fairly heavy break down
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colmcq2, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:47,
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will do
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:57,
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why is everyone wearing a halloween outfit?
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colmcq2, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:21,
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Because it's 10 days before an American holiday.
Can't wait to see what rob has in store for national burn a catholic day.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:38,
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AH
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colmcq2, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:48,
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CHOO!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:54,
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