Just got a crate of beer in
Expect some bloody awful pictures later.

Anyone want one?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

Actually in a crate, like a pub crate?
Jase is going to die in a minute
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

Well, no
Although I could dig one out to make it all authentic, like.

'tis an idea.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

I can't wait.

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

That's the spirit

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

I read that as a crate of bloody awful beer.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

I'm right, aren't I?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

Probably

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

I don't want a beer or to see hilarious drunk photos

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

I have a metric fuckload of booze left over from the weekend.
I am in no need of more.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

did you host a party perchance?
it's the one legitimate thing about holding a party, your house may get turned upside down but you get all the leftover barbie meat and leftover booze which kinda makes up for it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

I've got loads of shit pictures and no beer
Where does this leave me?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

I've got loads of shit pictures of beer.
Thats no good.
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

Have a shit picture of some jam next to a beer glass with wine in it
www.b3tards.com/u/33043da9108f3e6c7725/jam.jpg
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

Thanks.

( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

Any time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

You're on the side of the line marked 'COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

And the offie is so close

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

a primary school art class?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Wishful thinking

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

haha, beer
great stuff, really good posting there

beer! hahaha!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

I love you

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

haha, thanks
no idea who you are though!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

I'm the one...
with the big coat, binoculars and a newspaper with strategically placed eyeholes.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

Internet beers.
Expect fake internet drunkeness later.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Facebook beer?
"Yay! I can send cartoon versions of stuff to people!"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

No thanks.
I'm watching old Batman and it's quite silly enough.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

TOTALLY YEAH MAN !!!! DUDE ! LETS SHAKE THEM UP, PUNCH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM, AND DRINK THE WHOLE LOT AT ONCE !
IS THAT THE FOOTBALL ON THE TELLY? WOO-YEAH, FUCKING [insert American Football Team] ARE FUCKING RUBBISH.

DEEEEEEEEEE FENCE
DEEEEEEEEEE FENCE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

:D

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Yes please

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Yes
mail to:

Lightguy,
c/o /talk,
b3ta,
the internet,
www2 l0l
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Bugger that
You know how many stamps I'd need?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

7
one for each day of the week
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

ARSE
I'll just scrawl 'Freepost' all over the envelope and hope that works.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

I'm stuffed
I just had CHEESY PIE I don't know why it's called that, it's not a pie.

Just mashed potato and onions and bacon, baked with cheese and a cheese topping until it goes crispy.

Unhealthy I suppose, but hey, I'm Fat. Fatty
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

I want a macaroni pie!
And a doughnut. Damn eating healthily sucks.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

I just had a bag of
these.

I saw them in the cupboard and went 'Get fucking in!' while fist pumping victoriously.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

My mum made sheppard's pie for dinner tonight and I said "Buggsy I get the crispy top.", and she said "No".
So I said "C'mon, there has to be some advantages to having a dead dad".

Dad and I used to fight over the crispy top
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

that made me :) and :(

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

It made me chuckle.
But only because I didn't think to hard about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

I've eaten fuck all today except for a very small choccy bar
I should really get some tea down me...
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

Fat lads love dinner
*burps*
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

Especially when it's free!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

I'm having a diet coke because I'M FAT :)
What are you having, fatty?
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

What you need is a cup of tea and a nice sit down, until you're feeling calm and rational.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

I'm going to put every single member of b3ta on ignore
and only have the new members each week for company.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

That's madness I say,
MADNESS!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

a hissy fit, online

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

I knew that Bou was your comedy login, you bastard.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

where is Bou bees in our hour of need?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

You should know.
buuuuurrrnnn
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

I don't know, don't look at me.
I thought Enigmatic was Bou Bees.

I was Syncupoof.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

BzzZzzZzzz
                                                                           
                                                                           
(bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

oh for fuck's sake

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

your mum

( parttimedogfish, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

A pizza with extra oil,
because I'M SKINNY.
You scraggy french-polished moose wallet.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

I'm having a moment posting completely inappropriate photographs on a talk board because I'm SYNCUBUS.
Misery, bile and vitriol mostly.
Did I ever tell you I'm a priest?
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

A laugh at your expense

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

This.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

This is MOST EXCELLENT.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

a fat coke
and some fruit pastilles because they're fucking tasty.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

DIET COKE = LESS SUGAR NOT LESS FAT
YOU FUCKING RETARDED WHALE.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

sugar still makes you fat though.
it's calories, innit?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

No, that's not how it works.
although it's true people with a higher calorie intake are generally fatter.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

Yes it is.
I don't know how you think the body works, but it uses energy, and calories are a unit of energy.
Excess sugar is converted into fat.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

yes it is
a calorie is a calorie. It doesn't matter what foodstuff it used to be, the body stores the extra ones as fat whether they were fat or sugar or carbs before.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

No. The body typically adjusts itself to the amount of calories you take in,
if you eat more sugar, your metabolism increases and vice versa.

it's only the levels of fats and proteins that lead to increases or decreases in mass over a long period
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

You're wronger than I've ever known you be.
www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/mole00/mole00027.htm
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

There's no fat in coke you MONG.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Did I ever suggest there was you fucking Blue Whale?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

So what has that got to do with it?
Wierdo
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

Firstly, "weirdo"
secondly, diet coke won't help you lose weight and tastes worse.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

WELL I LIKE IT FATSO

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

I'm not fat

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

I put the wrong danny devito film in
so I'm watching Get Shorty instead of Throw Momma From The Train
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

Did you manage to get lunch?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

NO
I'm having a big curry to ensure I don't starve
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

Today I've had a bread roll
I'm hungry
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

I'm half way through my 4ltrs of Robinsons.
I think it's taken me about 3 weeks so far, but less when you consider that it's at my mums and I live most of the time at home.

I wonder how much drink 4ltrs of robinsons makes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

If it's 1 part robinsons to 4 parts water, 20 litres of it.

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

It also usually tells you on the bottle how many drinks it makes

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

Yes but this way gonzo finds out without having to go to his mum's to see

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

WHAT THE CHRIST IS THIS? /MATH?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

No, it's
/maths.

Squared.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

That seems a bit strong to me.
I reckon about 1 part to 6.

I just wanted to show off how much I love Robbinsons.

There are massive disadvantages to buying such big amounts though; that you can't change flavours every couple of days.

I like Red and Orange flavoured ones, I don't care what flavour, because if it's eaither red or orange, it'll be a nice one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

A sultana.

( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

What did I miss?
Is there still time for me to join in?
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

FUCK YOU FATTY!!

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

Why are you being such a horrible bully !
I've just spazzed back, and I've noticed that you have a vienetta of hatred !

=(((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

I really really really want there to be 'A Vienetta Of Hatred'

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)

Something about a dish best served cold.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)

like in that film
V for Vienetta?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)

Frozen hatred with layers of chocolate.

( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

I hope not

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

FUCK OFF WHALEY

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

You may as well.
It's going to be one of those nights.
*goes for food*
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

                                                                           
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

fuck off, fatty.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

Probably.
Bouspacks tend to go on for weeks.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

GO AWAY PERSON WHO IS FAT!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

Have you figured out how to deal with Real Women yet
or are you still being mard about the face fuzz?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

Blimey. I have one working day away from b3ta and it's like
everybody is talking in code :(
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)

can't leave it alone for a minute
it'll all go to pot.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5364048
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)

Ah. Ta for the update.

( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

I thought he wore scarves a lot?
Surely it'd just be like that?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)

Having fluff touching his face, I mean.
Not being strangled by a piece of gay apparel.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)

If real women have that much hair on their face, I'll probably have to turn gay.
Perhaps it wasn't obvious in my post how large this tache was.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

Photos will help you prove your point.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)

*goes to look*

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

Is this her?
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)

See, I was expecting a bearded lady there.
That made me laugh more than I expected to.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

That would have been too easy.
I exist to surprise.
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

this.
he looks so pleased with his moustache, and rightly so.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

FUCK YOU FATTY!

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)

that hurts.
:(((
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)

just in case she is still around..
FUCK YOU FATTY!!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

that any better
frank?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

Fuck you fatty
/ac
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

Fuck you fatty

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

Why are you so mean to me?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

I'd fuck you, fatty

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

Start a new thread
you're doing it wrong
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

Are you going to blubber?
whale -- blubber
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

because you love it ?
xx
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

FUCK YOU, FATTY!
Let's fill up the popular page just in case.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

I post this,
www.b3ta.com/talk/5366548

and within SECONDS,

www.b3ta.com/talk/5366552
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

Fuck you fatty! YEAH!

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5366560
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

SO PUT ME ON IGNORE LIKE YOU KEEP THREATENING TO
YOU BRAIN WRONG, BODY WRONG, MENTAL FUCKING HARRIDAN!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

Getting better...

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

unlike your psychosis..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

I want you like I've never wanted you before.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

so.. at all then? :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

Oooh, look. You've pulled a tugboat.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

See, now that was completely uncalled for.
You're just a nasty piece of shit, online.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)

Which one of us is single again?
Is it you? Is Boukins all single, alone, unloved and unwanted? Yes she IS isn't she? Is Boukins going to die alone, smelling of wee, with her face half eaten off by her pet cats who only pretend to love her because she has opposable thumbs and can open catfood? Yes she IS isn't she?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)

*click*

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)

All these insults are second-hand.
FAIL, FATSO.

P.S. having Badger is hardly better than being single. If he was the last man on earth I still wouldnt.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)

Says the woman who uses "YOU'RE BORING ZZZZZ YAWN LOOK AT ME CALLING YOU BORING" whenever she runs out of comebacks.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

But you really are.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

Your posts on this topic are far worse than anything Bou's ever done.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 6:00, archived)

Shut up, Rathen.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

oi

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

I just happen to like cake
i like a lot of cake a lot
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

*has only just arrived*
What the dickens is occurring?
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

Rather

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

Check your watch, it's Bouspack o'clock.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

My watch is running a bit slow.
I thought this was time when JMG repeated himself because he's bald and dole.
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

A class four Spack, I believe
glued eel won £100 on the sweepstakes for it.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

can we try to get these to happen at the same time as a Syncusulk?
actually, no, forget that, the internet would collapse into a black hole of deranged attention-seeking
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

then reid would tell us to leave off the emo wrist cutters too

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)

Fuck you fatty
 
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

Some fatty
wants a good hard rogering
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

I'm big boned :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

Me too
wanna see?
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

All ribcage and cock, love

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

Me too.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)

Ace

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)

Is that what you call it?
*perves*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

OMG your really boring!1!11!!
or something.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

ME ME ME ME ME ME EVERYONE LOOK AT MEEEEE ME ME ME
er

hello

someone should probably start a better thread than this one now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

I bet Gilgamesh rubs butter all over his shiny head
/ac
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Oh gosh, I'm all frisky now!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

I don't think that's butter.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

They melted down Mykeyboy for winter fuel :(

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

Are we expecting a nuclear winter?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

Near the top.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

PAY ATTENTION TO BOU
SHE'S HAVING A NEW MELTDOWN
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Who won the sweepstakes?
*opens the envelopes*
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

FFS
Don't these cunts ever get BORED?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

I don't

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

*looks*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Fuck you fatty
 
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

no, actually fuck YOU fatty

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

Fuck YOUR fatty.
Yeah, that's right, fuck your mum.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

Maybe Bou should realise that all this 'ME ME LOOK AT ME OH NOES EVERYONE IS BULLYING ME' nonsense isn't doing her any favours.
Perhaps if she settled the fuck down and started behaving normally, instead of flipping out every time someone said something she disagreed with, she'd find she got flamed less. But she has me on LOLIGNORE, so she won't see this.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

I should ignore you too
Just in case you're a cunt or something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

It's probably for the best.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

You cunt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

If you popular page me, she'll see it.
Popular page ignores who you have on ignore, because it's shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)

Her post under this amuses me a lot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

FUCK
YOU

FATTY!
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

at least try and be original
you fat peice of trash
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

Oh, fuck YOU fatty!

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)

Fuck you fatty!
What a witty insult! Wow!

Please help Azrael to insult me more creatively. GO!
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)

Fuck you fatty

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

Fucking hell
Don't start
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

no.

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

Fuck off

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

E tu BRute

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Fucking hell, you fat mental mess,
that was ages back.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

She didn't get enough attention from it though

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Maybe you need a nice break away from the internet?

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

FUCK OFF WHALEY

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

Nah, not really.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Do you live near the coast?
Do you get confused frequently?

I think your family might be trying to contact you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Oh dear.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

this

( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

Fuck you fatty

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

Fat you fucky

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

just ignore him

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

Fuck you, fatty

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

Womble-faced nipple-dragger.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

Haha

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

Just let it go. It's not worth it.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)

I know. I'm being in a bit of a silly mood.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

Saviours of the internet help me - yes you!
having some problems with my internet, and I 'think' (being a techno-numpty) it has something to do with javascript, but I'm not sure what. Certain pages aren't loading, or are loading VERY slowly indeed (on a tested 7MB speed) and enabling/disabling javascript does weird things to it, like sometimes not load at all, or load very slowly as above (facebook in particular is affected by this)
Now, in words of one syllable or less for me, has anyone got any ideas on what might have happened with javascript, or what I coudld do to repair it, because my internet enjoyment (I have already reinstalled Firefox 3 from scratch, with no add-ons, and even IE7 is also playing up) is rapidly decreasing.

Help me Obi /talk Kenobi, you're my only hope.

/incidentally, b3ta is working fine (all boards, very quick resposne) but some sites such as facebook - mentioned above - are not working at all for me, hence why I think it coudl be javascript related.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)

CIIJASIIE

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)

rofl spyware
you're probably pumping out Viagra spam for the Ukranian mafia right now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)

I'm running:
Nod32
Ad-Aware SE Professional
Spyware Doctor
also have Spybot and Noadware as back ups

also run the excellent Windows AdvancedCare regularly, and no spyware shows up on any of these
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)

go to a command prompt and type in
netstat > C:netstat.txt

then find C:\netstat.txt, open it up and paste all that into a GAZ
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)

I wish I could, I enter that code and a screen flashes for about 2 seconds before closing itself down.
none of the programs I mention above seem to detect anything wrong elsewhere, and the machine still works like a dream elsewhere. It appears to be a problem just happening today.

I have no knowledge of the inner workings of these things, so don't know what I can do about the javascript issue, which appears to be causing the problem
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

ahhh right
you have definitely caught a nasty from somewhere, no matter what your antivirus is telling you

update all your virus definitions, try restarting in safe mode, do a full virus scan and see if that shifts it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)

ok, cheers, I'll give it a go :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

Internet go bang!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)

johnny go BANG, fly out window

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

*sucks air through teeth*
it's a problem with the CPU drive, what you wanna do love is have someone take it out and give the teeth a good scrub
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

He'll have to replace the RAM fluid as well
£50 plus VAT.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

You'll have to send away to Japan for the spares
At least two weeks
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)

bucket of warm soapy water overnight then a good scrub with a wire brush and Dettol

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)

Try running Ad-Aware & Spybot

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

see above. No problems

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)

re install firefox
take an oxo cube
crush it down and sell it to the teenagers in the park
( chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

Basically it's a wipe clean room
/ac
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

Do you have the skype plug-in doodah.
One of the recent versions of that fucks up java in both firefox and ie.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

no plug ins at all
fresh reinstall of FF3, and same problem
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)

I think you're going to have to resort to semen and fruit preserves.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)

Hmmm, back to basics then

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)

Yus Skype caused me problems
didn't even notice the fucking thing install itself into Firefox. Everything was fine once I got shot of it.
That'll learn me for installing communication software whilst drunk.
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

I think I know what the problem is...
Did you by any chance feed your mogwai after midnight?
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)

Have a wank and a lay down
it doesn't have to be in that order though.
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)

and don't lay
down in it
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

You need a new computer.
Pop yourself down to PC World in the morning.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

are you downloading torrents?
Some ISPs will throttle your bandwidth if they detect torrent traffic. Get a client that will encrypt the packets.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

nope, we're ok on that
speed is fine, and a lot of sites (b3ta included) are running A-OK and very fast

it appears to be sites that are affected quite abit by javascript.
last week, I mentioned on here that /talk very often carshes for me - not /board or /links, just /talk. It was isolated to a javascript problem.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

facebook is being shit for me too
dont worry it'll get better. unless other sites dont work.
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)

it's not loading up at all for me, but it's not timing out, which is the weird thing
it's just hanging there, for ages.
Some other sites also lag a lot today for some reason, and others (like b3ta) don't

it's a pisser
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)

hmm
odd. It's working fine now.
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)

so is mine now :/
only in the last 5 mins. How odd
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

Yes telly
But I'm sure Michael Stipe is going to smack Giles Brandreth in the mouth in a minute

One Show blog
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)

I'm pretty sure I don't care about this,
however, you could offer me a different opinion to see if I am interested in that one.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)

He'll have to join the queue.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)

I'm not sure Stipe really gets how Brandreth is
he's very humble for a major star and Giles is just being in his face
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

The One Show is shit
FACT
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)

I'm watching the ch4 news, is it worth switching over?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)

No

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

I'm having a dry wank.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

Michael Stipe is a faggot.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

Twenty quid says they both punch like little girls.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

That's good, but why can't he punch Chiles instead?
I hate Chiles and his stupid fucking face.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

I know I would

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

I love him.

( Nile, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)

MS or GB?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

AC

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

Michael Stipe
I would like him as a pet
along with David Ford and Mark Morriss
I'll keep them all in a box under the bed.
( Nile, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

I hope they don't snore

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)

That's why god invented ear plugs
to put in snorers' nostrils
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

I'm a bit tired

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)

That's because you're old, dear

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

I spent most of last night not being asleep
It was shit
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

Why darling?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

Dunno
But it wasn't half boring
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)

I'm guessing it wasn't sexyfuntimes then.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)

Or maybe it was
*something more about you being old*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)

I was on my own
And I couldn't bring myself to turn the radio off. It was too quiet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)

I go to sleep with the radio on
talkradio
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)

It's 5 for me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)

Aww
You have my number and I'm not a grouchy kind in the night, if you ever want a night time chat about nothing in particular then drop me a text.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

Righto

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)

SHE SAID "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD DEAR!"

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

Half past two

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

Tooth hurty?

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

You know
There are people of a certain age who, when you ask them for their fare by saying 'Chinese Dentist', know exactly what you mean. Get below about 30 and the gags is wasted, but just as shit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)

I could probably only get as far as Appleford with a £2.30 fare

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)

It's all massively subsidised in West Yorkshire

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

it must be here too
because Adwick - Doncaster is only 60p. It's ace
( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

It's very different down there
Which is why we leave that place to the Leeds crews.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)

It's expensive as fuck in North Yorkshire.
It's about £18 from York to Scarboro'
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

That'll learn you, and me, for living in a nice place

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

Oh
And that would be £2.50
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

You tell all the good ones.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

I save my special ones for you
While I'm wanking or something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

I hope he does
I really do.
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

Brandreth could take that fey cunt in a minute.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

see that urban myth link you posted down there about greenhouse gases?
this is the advert that appeared on it to me:
m1.2mdn.net/1663577/PID_666091_mpuS08.jpg
Look at it LOOK AT IT, in all its badly photoshopped glory! I wonder what the bloke in the picture would think about it if he knew...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)

Oh my word.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

I hear he's pretty good with his fists

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)

Brandreth?

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)

I think it's a gay joke

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)

Oh
He may have done boxing at public school
Queensbury Rules and all that, what what
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

no, I meant he probably puts his hand up mens' bottoms

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

Hello wogs.
I'm getting a cold, which is rare.
Medium rare.
Also, I'm slightly addicted to Entrecard.
Also, a lady lent over me today and I saw her milky white boobies.

They were big.

Zat ist all.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)

What's Entrecard
you fucking racist
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

Well you coon fisting nigger, it's a cunting blog/credit thing.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

sounds shit

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

It's fucking gash you black mother's onions.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

blogs are important
blogs are vital information pathways
blogs are the future of mankind

with our blogs we will change the world
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)

Yes.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)

I can never quite tell if you're aware of how shit you are or if you're actually so shit you think you're not shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

You spanish bastard, play me a fackin' song.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

THIS POST NEEDS MORE DESPERATENESS

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

My AIDS is acting up, I blame you.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

That has nothing to do with being desperate

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

Thanks for the update.
RSS feed?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

Your blog is rubbish.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

*cares not*
I get to see my own boobies whenever I want. And they are awesome.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

Don't they get boring after a while?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

Are you kidding?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

I mean if you see something every day it must loose it's appeal.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)

Not so far

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)

"Dear Diary - today I discovered what breasts actually look like! Astonishing! I must inform the internet post haste!"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

Teehee, I love you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

Jealous much?
Yeah, you're jealous you spanish bastard.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)

I'm not sure why,
but i can't help feeling that you are one of the better ones.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

Fuck it, they should have just let him eat him:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7582702.stm
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

They should call it Vene-FAIL-a.
See what I did there?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)

He shouldn't have opened the cage, the twat.
Horrible way to to go, though. I don't see why they had to beat up the poor snake, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)

'THAT'S A BAD SNAKE FOR FOLLOWING YOUR NATURAL INSTINCTS!'
*whack*
'Oh christ, it's coming straight for us!'
*runs like a girl*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)

I want a snake, snakes are brilliant.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

I would not like a snake as a pet.
They are not for me.
I would like a bat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

I want rats.
Noit is rubbish and won't let me have any.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)

I don't think Springy would approve of me keeping bats.
Especially not considering she's in the attic room.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)

From Shit to Shitter

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)

*sigh*

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)

I agree
but not in full
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)

*sig?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)

That looks like a command line forum instruction.

( Bats, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)

Your argument is slightly flawed, you see

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)

oh right
sorry, didn't realise it was attention time
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)

*glances at watch*
I suppose it is.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)

rofl u shud start a thred

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)

Hey, you rock on Blog TV.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)

Oh my gawd.. I'm gonna get my mawm...
OH WAIT, I don't need to, all I need to do is talk a little louder!
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

It's *ALWAYS* attention time in chubboland

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)

*jumps to centre stage, waving*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)

Don't stop jumping

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

Oi
You're no chubby. Get out.

*makes sure all attention is on her*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

BATTLE OF THE FATTIES!
*applies mud*
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

oh. no.
I couldn't possibly mucky myself. *stands prissily at the side*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

*wins by default*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)

GET IN THERE WOMAN
This is all paid for, including the bikinis and any dry cleaning you need afterwards. Your kids are at their grandparents' house and I have paid them £500 each to keep them till morning.

THIS WILL GO WITHOUT A HITCH
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

but what about my hair, sweetie-darling?
and my nails!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

I'll pay for it all!

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

Go fumigate your house already.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)

Great post, 10/10, would read again

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)

Is it Bouspack o'clock again already?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)

ooh, I've not warmed up yet
hang on

bz
bzbz
lol
lolol
bzbzlololbzbzbzbzlololol

ok, any time you're ready, let's go
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)

She's got me on IGNORE IN FULLCAPS, don't you know?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)

trade you for a Syncubus ignore?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)

Ah, now, my comedy login got one of those.
Before it got banned.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)

Bastards:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)

I'd shake my fist in anger, but they had a point.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)

Which one was you?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

I probably shouldn't say, online.
They might ban this one.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

Are you Esme Weatherwax?
That's low though. I thought you were shit but not that shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)

Bou?

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)

DING!

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

hahaha
stupid hat!
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

Do people still get banned on here?
I thought the mods had stopped 'stepping and banning people.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

I thought they'd abandoned /talk completely, but apparently not.
I'll bet it was cr3, the little sod.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

Nope.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

I think that glued eel is a mod

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)

Nah, he'd fuck himself with her shoes.
/odd ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)

Odd, but plausible

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

I was going to say 'nah, he's obviously a rocker,'
but that's much better.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)

nah
it's gone entirely to shit now, you can spout whatever racist shit you like here and not get banned

I used to say this place was turning into a Yahoo chatroom, these days it's more like fucking 4chan most days
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)

Just as long as you don't pretend to be someone else.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

God no, you can't be doing that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)

whoop de niggering doo

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

Are you sighing because you're shit?
If so, you must be constantly out of breath.

HAHAHAHA.. AHAHAH.. etc
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)

Yeah, pretty much.
Edit: OOOOOOH CANDLE DAY
( Nile, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)

*throws a big bag of candles at you*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)

CANDLEGASM

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)

happy candle, Keen Hacksaw!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)

Happy candle
sorry to hear they mucked you about.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)

You appear to be on fire.

( GatheredCrustacean, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

Happy Candle!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

HAPPY CANDLEMAS FUCKHAMPER

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

Happy Candle Day,
What happened with the interview?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

It got postponed
it's now an ACTUAL interview, tomorrow afternoon. Shitewanks.
( Nile, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

Ah well, at least you have another chance :)

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

Unf.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)

Merry Candlebums

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

wa-heh-hey!
happy candle doodah maaaaam
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

fuck off kaffir

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)

*psi*
*levitates*
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)

Thanks for contributing!

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)

So you must be delighted your online boyfriend admits to being a sex offender.
At least he doesn't do it to children!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

Linky?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

You missed ALL the fun:
b3ta.com/talk/5362646
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)

That is not as exciting as I hoped
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

It's left me deflated

( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)

WHAT

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)

Since when?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

He has done no such thing. And he isn't one. Don't be a prude.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

Haha, a prude?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

Well, obviously if you aren't a sex offender you are a prude
Silly Esme!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

Silly me, forgetting my logic there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

He's not a sex offender because he posts pics of his cock.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

fuck you fatty

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

I pity you.
You are so pathetic.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

fuck you fatty
lets see who gets bored with this first.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)

YAWN
You are terminally boring.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)

i thought you had me on ignore?
FUCK YOU FATTY!!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)

BLAH BLAH BLAH
how tedious
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)

FUCK YOU FATTY!!

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

Where is the logic there?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)

No, he's a desperate attention-seeking twat.
He admitted himself he was a sex offender, because he's retarded.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5362630

fuck you fatty!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

BzzzzzZzzzzz
                                                                           
(bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)

Are you SERIOUS?
He even LOOKS like one.

AND he;s dropped you for Kristine.

Imagine that.

IMAGINE.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)

NSFA TAGS, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)

HE'S CLOTHED

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

ITS STILL SYNCUBUS THO!

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)

THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING MEANT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)

fuck you
fatty!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

Look at yourself.
*pities*
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)

6'1
and 13 stone?

you can stuff calling me fat right up your cavernous, cornfed pig smelling chuff

fatty
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)

I see hell hath really no fury like a low-life scorned.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

ok, now you are not even making any sense
why not make something else up about us? it might make you feel a little better for being dumped for kristine
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

As usual you have all your facts wrong.
No wonder you stay where you are in life.

Don't bother replying. You're on ignore. FLABBY.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)

you said that last time
and didnt do it.

FUCK

YOU

FATTY!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)

Is that all you can say?
Well done.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

fuck you fatty
put me on ignore if you dont like it.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)

Haha, are you now trying to say you spurned Az?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)

did you miss it the otherweek where i apparently tried to chat her up on msn?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)

Haha, yeah.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)

P.S. You are pasty and flabby. YUCK

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)

thats like being called ugly
by marty feldman...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)

EEE BY GUM!
/wrong side of the tracks. Piss off loser.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)

loser?
yep, bang to rights there. but i am a loser with an amazing woman. awesome friends and a fantastic family.

you have a conservative white south african background and the closest thing you have to a boyfriend is 4000 miles away

FUCK OFF FATTY
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)

Stop being childish
It helps nothing.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)

He started it.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

doing nothing to refute the chilish allegations there babe
why dont you go and have a nice cup of tea and a sit down..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)

Is there some kind of shitrush on at the moment?
Any news on whether RJ is experiencing mixed feelings about this?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)

The major problem with hydrogen for motorsport
is that the engines don't go rrrren rrreeeen nrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwrn! which is pretty much obligatory.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)

What noise do they make?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)

The sound of one handed clapping,

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)

Clapping is onamatapaeic,
one hand clapping sounds like clapping.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

how about
in Chinese?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)

They probably don't use an onamatapaeic word for it,
so the proverb might hold up to the scrutiny.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)

The sound of one hand crapping?

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)

I'MASMUGCUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTT
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

Putt putt putt putt putt. {{BACKFIRE}}

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

*fut fut fut fut BANG fut fut fut*

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

TOO LATE.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)

He's too late as well.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)

Yes.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)

I don't know
but I bet it's pretentious
( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

electric motors in this case
so more or less silent, with a slight whine at higher speeds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)

Lotus are busy making a BRRRMMMM synthesizer
to stick into electric sport cars
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)

It's an electric motor
unless there is something broken then they sound like this:






it would be the racing car equivalent of watching people in a silent disco.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)

That is very upsetting

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)

Or watching a fight from behind a window

( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)

If they end up silouhetted
That can be amusing.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)

I heard they are going to employ the guy from police academy to sit with a megaphone and make sound effects.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)

And blind people don't know they're coming

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)

So there really is a link between wanking and eyesight then?
/out of context
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)

You could still put a device on to simulate the noise.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

"I've got a new CD for the car- Morris Minors in the mid '70s"

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)

It sounds like leaking gas
It's not a particularly sporty or exciting sound
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)

well, you've posted
so there must be!

haha, i mocked you, now i look popular
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

Dude, you totally went there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)

I've been lurking for 6 weeks to do that
it was so totally worth it
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)

I don't care much for that news link, can we have Telltolin back please?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)

Be careful what you wish for Gilgy...
...it's one small step from him to Postal Ninja and TY & GN.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)

He wasn't that bad.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)

I'd rather be mildly irritated than bored to death

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)

Fuck:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)

I suspect not
since it's hardly green. Fuel cell powered by hydrogen, you say? and we get hydrogen how? hands up, please. no, not you, shambles. Someone else? electrolysis of water, you say? give that man a turnip. Requiring, oh, let's say, some electricity, generated from burning fossil fuels? genius.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)

This is why we should get people who want to be green
To run like hamsters in a wheel and generate electricity that way.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)

Indeed
Also,building one of those massive wind turbines uses massive amounts of energy, what with them being made from tonnes of steel and all that
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)

Which is why we need people hamsters

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)

totaly

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)

The idea is that you leave it running for more than a few minutes.

( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)

Don't most energy generating things require expenditure of energy to build?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)

and of course they generate more during their lifetime than they take to build,
otherwise it wouldn't be worth doing at all.
Except for solar power, which is useful for calculators and caravans and satellites and stuff.

When solar cell factories can themselves be solar powered, that will make them more interesting.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)

They actually get the power from F1 engines

( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)

In other news..
..I rarely post 'my computer is better than yours' posts, but I was amused by this story, and the fact that MS will inevitably try to sell it as The Great Leap Forward when what actually doing is The Great Catch Up With Other, Decent, Browsers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)

I know you've specifically discounted me
but (a) electrickery doesn't have to be generated from dead ferns and mammal-like reptiles, and (b) in theory at least, making fuel cells and running electric motors with them is considerably more efficient than asploding fuel in an internal combustion engine.

Just ... you know ... less VRRRUMMMMM! VRRRUMMMMM!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)

Uh huh.
I noticed you saying water vapour would be a pretty horrid greenhouse gas if it were produced on the same scale as CO2 from private cars, too. Interesting.

I don't particularly have a problem with motorsport anyway.
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)

Shush now.
Allow people to argue with what they imagine you think, rather than what you actually think.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)

BAN SHAMBOLLOCKS DISAGREEING WITH SOMEONE ONLINE IS LIKE BULLYING

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)

Yep - like carbon dioxide, it's a very efficient absorber of infra-red radiation.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)

Nope. Common Myth Alert.
environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/climate-change/dn11652
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

*points at Hydro-electric power*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)

Which comes from the energy potential of dammed water.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)

there's no mention how fast they actually go!!


we need facts!!!!!!!!
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)

Slow 56kmph
but then again they are go karts
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)

Argh! Eco-stupidity!
Hydrogen isn't green! You have to use electricity to make it!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

First day at the new job was a success.
How's your day been?
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)

Wonderful,

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)

Are you ignoring me?
:(
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)

He might try to wind you up by not replying.

( Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)

it was great, you weren't here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)

This is a plus for all parties, I feel

( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

I am getting a new phone!!!
www.htc.com/www/product.aspx?id=46286
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)

I'm very excited about this.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

I love my HTC
I have a TyTn II
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)

I'm posting from mine now.
Thank god the new update improved IE so I can zoom out and read /talk properly.
( Taylorcamb, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)

HOW MANY FREE MINUTES DO YOU GET?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)

I GET FREE MINUTES TIL THE END OF TIME

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)

THIS IS INSUFFICIENT FREE MINUTES

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)

:(
Sadface, ONLINE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

I don't know. Lots.
Unlimited texts. I just paid a £76 bill. It made me frown.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)

HOW MANY FREE MINUTES DO YOU GET?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)

LOTS
FUCKING LOTS

OH GOD
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)

And more importantly,
HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

Oh woodside,
i thought better of you.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)

Eh?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)

Cooo, nice
£££s?
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

Well now....
400 minutes... unlimited texts... £25 a month and £69.99 for the phone.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

What?
I want it. Which network?
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

Orange. Dolphin 30 with £5 online discount.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)

I GET 500000 MINUTES AND 70 GAZILLION TEXTS AND THEY PAID ME TO TAKE THE PHONE AND AND AND AND AND AND STUFF

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)

you should post this twice
oh wait

you did

and still, no one cares
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

I CARE!
Plus no-one replied to the first one... :-(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

Oh Jigglymensch
Don't be so curmudgeonly.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)

but, but that's pretty much all I do!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)

FIND SOMETHING ELSE
Draw flowers and bunnies and stuff
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)

Uh,
strange choice of phone.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

You're going to drop it in the toilet

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)

ohh now I have to post my favourite cellphone toilet news story again
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2850045.stm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)

'The cell phone was not found'

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)

Hilarious AND tragic, awesome.
I remember reading about some village in India, where a chicken fell down a well, and 12 people died during rescue attempts
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)

But did the chicken survive?

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)

Yeah

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
/ac
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)

I did that :(

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)

HOW MANY FREE MINUTES DO YOU GET?
HOW MANY FREE MINUTES?

TELL ME NOW. I NEEEEEEEEEEED TO KNOW. HOW MANY FREE MINUTES DO YOU GET?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)

Bad luck
www.pcpro.co.uk/reviews/209376/htc-touch-diamond.html
( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)

Windows mobile truly is an awful sack of wank.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)

I don't want it to be the iPhone though.
That's the first bad review I've read.
And I've read lots. and watched video reviews etc.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)

What Mobile magazine said very similar
IIRC
( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

I tried to tell him.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5366162
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)

New glasses!
But I can't pick them up till next week
This is sad because I want to look super sexy for chb's bash.

LOLITWILLTAKEMORETHANJUSTGLASSES
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

Make some out of plastacine

( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

a failure of an alcoholic mess
as usual
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

Oh, I know who you are
You're that drunk guy. He was funny. I'm glad you're back.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)

Enigmatic?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)

No, the one who got more and more abusive through the night.
I can't remember the name. Funny though.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)

mongychops?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)

Oliver Reed?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)

I'm the love child of oliver reed and richard burton.
sweating pure alcohol.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

i'm not a regular at all.
i wish i was so i could talk to you about something:(
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

Talk to me anyway
I'm all ears. Eyes. Whatever. Speak.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)

Hooray!
I'm looking at getting a new case for my PC, but I need to make my order up to £50 before I get free delivery off ebuyer. Is there anything else I want? Hmm...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

Get two trackerballs
and send them to me
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

they don't seem to sell them.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)

They're called trackball
Got my eye on the wireless keyboard with media things and a trackball on it too..
Ooooh
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)

Just buy a better case instead.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)

"better" cases are all either ugly,
have stupid fans all over the place, or come with a PSU.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)

This is the one i've got, no psu
www.pcper.com/images/reviews/529/1-Cosmos-S.jpg
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)

oh no,
it's all curvy and blobby. It looks like a gaming rig.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)

Well it is,
what case are you getting then?
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)

Akasa Zen V2
www.ebuyer.com/product/115546

I just read a review of it that said it's as good as a £50 case.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)

I'd never fit all my pumps and rubbish in that,
but akasa make some good cases. I had an akasa eclipse 62 and it was the best case i've ever had.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)

Mine's only got one fan on it,
and it doesn't even spin unless I put some load on the CPU. As long as it's wide enough for a Scythe Ninja, I'll be happy.

So if this one comes with fans included, I'll have some spares for future builds.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)

Get a £50 case
cheap cases are a false economy
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)

not this one.
I don't need mega cooling, and side windows can just fuck off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)

shit. ill, working, my ipod's broken, i have no money, my face is peeling.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

hahaha, gutted
well, not really gutted

more amused
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)

I'm beating you at Life at the minute

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)

Well, marginally.
My face isn't peeling.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)

tiring

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)

It's just got better since I switched MTV2 on.
Nada Surf. YES.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)

First new day of mine was also a success
Don't know how long they'll need me for yet, but its the best job I've done in some years
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)

Drove a bus for the first time today

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)

Did the driver catch up eventually?

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)

TELLTOLIN OUT
!!!!!
( tolin its me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)

TELLTOLOUT IN
!!!!!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

Shake it all about.

( Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)

*waggles*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)

PLEASE STICK YOUR TINY WINKY IN ME

(I RUV TF2!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

3=D
O
( tolin its me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

OH BOY!
HARDER!
(I RUV TF2!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

Still more entertaing than 50% of what's posted

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

Including your posts.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

*zing!*

(thediscokingpin, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

blah blah blah

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)

I don't believe you exist.
I met someone from South Africa the other day and they'd never heard of you. I reckon you are just Syncubus trolling.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

You're correct. I don't exist.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)

Yeah, well I met someone from South Africa who said they didn't meet you yesterday.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)

yeah, well i met someone from south africa who said they met me yesterday

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)

Yeah, well I'm going to start a massive argument about religion because that's always fun.
This post contains a deliberate error. Ten points to the first person to spot it.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)

That subtext implying that the pointless arguments about religion aren't fun.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

They aren't.
Pointless arguments about supermarkets selling cheap chicken definitely are, though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

since all that guff on tv
i've eaten far more supermarket chickens. I just didn't know they were so cheap.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)

I can't even afford supermarket chicken any more

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

i used to roast one every few days.
with roast parsnips and lemons in the chicken. Oh my yes.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)

Wrong, the error is in the text, not the subtext.
well is out of the competition.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

Is it you 'are going to start a massive argument' ?

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)

About religion, yes.
MALAKA GETS TEN POINTS!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)

I don't have anything to add here
I just wanted to be a part of this terrific subthread
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)

It is rather good.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

Who would have thought that such a shit original thread
could produce something as marvellous as this? I'm considering printing it out
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)

Syncubus?!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)

BOU?

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

Fuck off.
You're shit.. etc
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)

That's not very nice.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

Neither is your face.
Quite literally.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)

I am gorgeous.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha.. ahah.. ahahah

ahahaha.. ahahahah.. ah


Oh god.. st.. stop.. hahahaha.. ahahahah

ahahahahahahahahaha



ahah


ahah

ahahaha

ahahaha

hah

ah

ahh

*sighs*
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)

You hurt my feelings!

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

You hurt the mirror!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

awOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOga
*finger guns*
Put 'em up!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)