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Good Morning shitwhistles.
What a splendid morning. I got home from work in record time this morning due to no traffic. I met Lisa Tarbuck earlier. What a nice normal type of person she is for a sleb. I'm going to have a shit now, then wake up the Mrs with a cup of tea. What are you lot doing today? I'm fitting a new cooker hood. Exciting times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 7:47, archived)
I completely ballsed up a programme last night because I was pissed
but then what can you expect when I've just worked a 22hour shift, eh? EH? I fancy Lisa Tarbuck. In a sort of hot dinner lady/your friend's mum way.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:49, archived)
She is a really nice person and has a filthy sense of humour.
said I was lovely on her wireless broadcast this morning. She's right though, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 7:55, archived)
which program?
*iplayers*
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:57, archived)
I'm making some new stands for my kayak (which splits up into three pieces)
and making a new trolley for my kayak (so I can walk it to the beach and back; only 10 minutes walk).

I might do some more 3D Star Wars renders using nothing but letters for the image competition.

A bit hypomanic atm, but I have to do as much as I can with the highs whenever they turn up...

Give one's regards to wifey etc.

(Lisa seems really down to earth on TV; glad she is like that in real life)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:50, archived)
I'm going to pop to M&S to buy furnature and stuff.
This is going to be an expensive month! I've also got to get a TV license, sort out contents insurance, blah blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:52, archived)
M&S for furniture?
Are you rich or a bit daft in the head organ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
It's either that or argos.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
I think Argos will be a tad cheaper.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 7:59, archived)
you may well be right
time to look at their website.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:03, archived)
Aha, reserved a chair already :)

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:06, archived)
ikea is the way

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:04, archived)
Yes, but the nearest ikea isn't ludicrously close.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
shop online innit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
But then I have to be in to collect stuff
Jobs are quite counter to that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
i'm taking my nan out
the lazy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:53, archived)
btw, do you have any plans for a summer bash this year?
when do you normally host it?
would be helpful to get a rough idea in advance so I can look into flights and stuff etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
Yes.
I am hoping aftere a few phone calls today I may be posting it on calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
are
qotw peoples welcome too? I won't be able to make it until next year's christmas bash though...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
QOTW people are always welcome
we need something to put on the barbecue.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
well you'd not get much off me I'm afraid love,
I'm fairly tiny all round. There's not a lot of me y'see.

But sure I'll bring something for the barbie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
Tremendous!
seriously, the H-B's get-togethers are legendary, and you'll be welcomed with open arms.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
sweet petite?

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
ummm I've been described as both yes
So I guess? 5'4 and 50kgs. Not very big.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
Bloody hellfire
you're about half the size of me.

You're right, you'd be no use whatsoever as a main course. You'll have to stick to being your lovely entertaining self.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
/blushes
I'm about half the size of most of the people in my year at school. There's a boy in my form, his calves are the size of my thighs.

And yes I'm entertaining in that I'm so clumsy it's nearly crippling. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
hey Captn
I'm studying. Again. woo me. What an exciting life I lead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
I'm doing wiring in poppy
Secondary fuse box from spare battery for radio and 12v thingies.
And fitting the 4 speakers and the glove box.
Then later if I have time some curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

ir ee
po a pu

Ning all. Today I am ruling with an iron fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
And vice versa.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
Ironing
with a ruling fist?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
I've done enough for the day
Might have to bugger of to the ATM, withdraw a few million and have a beer or three.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
arf

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
Pity it's a shit currency

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
Good morning, Captn
I'm starting a new job tomorrow, so I'm doing some washing.
If you see the Tarbuck again, congratulate her for me on being the owner of a cracking set of norks.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
"Ning you..
Not in the boose trade anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
I got fired
so, no, I'm not.

Good morning, how's your fine self today?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
Ah, leading the life of enforced sobriety then?
"Sorry to hear that, least you got fixed up again"
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
Sobriety?
Fuck that. Most of my dole money's gone on alcohol.
Now I've really sold my soul, I'm going into marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
I've spent the last hour feeling GUILTY
which long lost emotions have you recently felt?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:19, archived)
Nostalgia

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:22, archived)
Just you and me here, eh?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:25, archived)
Still about
Working from home today, not feeling guilty at all.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:27, archived)
nope
semi afk tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:28, archived)
Just like old times

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:31, archived)
Paolo Maldini retires this week
that's :(
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:56, archived)
Regret
Only got to see half the Specials show because I am working in half an hour
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
Half more than I did
/grumbling about ticket prices
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:32, archived)
Yeah
It was a bit dear. Still, we had a cracking time, lots of pals and even more fat, middle ages boneheads skanking about like mad cunts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:33, archived)
"even more fat, middle ages boneheads skanking about like mad cunts"
I presume they were the band!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:36, archived)
They were very athletic
I wish I could have stayed longer. Right then, the railway needs me. TA TA
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:40, archived)
I felt a bit guilty watching the Jennifer Connolly in Once Upon A Time in America last night
She was only 12 years old when she in was in this film, but it was impossible to look at her and not think of the very beautiful/sexy adult Jennifer Connolly...

(great film, but seriously dark though; the violence isn't graphic by contemporary standards, but there's so much hatred/misogyny behind it)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 6:58, archived)
I'm not going to bed
I've got better ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:29, archived)
It's feckin dawn.
That went fast. I did ironing. I was a woman possessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
My cat
is desperately trying to drag the corpse of a rabbit over the back wall. Last one it had ended up in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
Cool.
Good cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
Bugger
I think this rabbit might be a pet. Well, was a pet. It's got long ears and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
cook the fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
Watership Down
"You've seen the film, now, eat the cast"
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
Can't be arsed to skin it
still, looks like BBQ weather today...if I get all the neighbours round, one of em will recognise it.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
skin it and put it in the freezer

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
I've stuck it in a bag in the fridge
pretty sure I'll get round to making a stew out of it later...lots of fat on the fucker, though. Will need to joint and trim it.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
Just gave the cat a fresh anchovy for its efforts

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
Make sure it's not a pet before you eat it, if it is it might have had vaccinations and worm and flea treatment.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
Does that not make it safer to eat?

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
Good point
not sure if it's a feral pet thingy...or there are some weirdy wild rabbits round here that have bred with escaped pets.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
Fuck it
stew the hopper up in loads of red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 5:13, archived)
DRINK
I have moved on to sherry.
This is PROGRESS.
How's your PROGRESS?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:01, archived)
I can't make this computer connect to my parents network.
It's making me ANGRYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
Also I want a job.
ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:33, archived)
Internet porn quality checker?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
Youtube comment reader.
"Lol my I.Q has not dropped to 60, but to 20!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:44, archived)
there's money to be made in viral marketing on messageboards
I made over 300 pound a day at amoralwhore.com. you should check it out
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:06, archived)
the subtitles on my DVD of The Grudge aren't fucking working
I might make a Princess Diana Tunnel Racer game, that's a good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:04, archived)
And topical!

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
stop cramping my style, I'mtrying to think of good ways to offend internet users

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
A true perfectionist at work!

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:16, archived)
Can you make a flash anim
of Pickle Fairy being thrown out of a 12th story window?
Laughter track optional.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
why aren't the sodding subtitles working?
they're all talking like HWAA HWAN EEO KUKA WOKA HUAN JOOWAN DO NAAAA, it doesn't make any bloody sense

and the female lead is a bit fugly, I've been ripped off for this sodding film
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:25, archived)
There's a remake
with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Is this information useful?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
I know
problem there is she's fucking shit and ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:31, archived)
I'd throw a fuck at it
golly, this sherry's got me quite randy.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
YES
SHE IS. THANK YOU. I never saw the attraction of her at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
horrible lanky blondey bimbo airhead spoilt bratty stick insect charisma vacuum of a Hollywood slagfest, that's what she is
and I'd tell her to her face

her stupid-looking pouty liposuctioned farty-smelling arse of a face that she thinks is really cute and attractive but really it looks like a dog's arse with a hat on and she's probably got worms and a fungal infection and horrible long greasy pubic hair and a facial hair problem, the fucking COW
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
What the fuck is with her stupid little deformed looking nose?
She also can't act to save her life. Buffy could have been good if it wasn't for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:44, archived)
her nose has to be that shape so she can't smell her own stagnant hairy armpits and festering body odour
I wish she'd just fuck off and explode
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
She gets killed in the remake of the Grudge, which is quite satisfying.
Stupid little straw head stick insect.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
you know those long-handled shovel things they use for taking bread out of a hot oven?
that's what I want to hit her with, one of those things BANG, right in her stupid pointy beaky face
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:55, archived)
and Buffy, don't get me fucking started on Buffy
Bufy should have been seven seasons of Willow getting her lez on with Evil Willow, interspersed with one-hour specials featuring Eliza Dushku and her magnificent breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
Evil Willow
I repeat, Evil Willow.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
fucking YEAH
proper kinky lesbianism, not that drippy doe-eyed stuttering mong of a woman she was shagging

GOD I wanted to punch her
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
Oh god Tara was a right boring fucking munter.
Worst lesbian ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:58, archived)
She was a shit lezzer
shitter than Beth off Brooky.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:00, archived)
and, AND that fucking annoying brat of a kid they wrote into it
she goes straight in a fucking car crusher full of broken glass, what the FUCK were they thinking there

fuck me, that programme was shit. I don't know why I watched it, it was just oddly compelling and on at the right time of night.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:01, archived)
She was in a episode of House I was watching earlier.
She nearly died a lot. She even managed to be fucking annoying doing that. She had a tick up her cunt, in the end. Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
she was another stick-insect beaky faced attention whore
GOD why don't they all JUST. FUCK. OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:05, archived)
I do enjoy it
when /talk gets all therapy.
Show me on the dolly, Frank, it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:59, archived)
DON'T PATRONISE ME WHEN I'M GETTING ANGRY ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER YOU FAT CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
I'm doing the elephant
with my pockets out and my winkie going in circles.
Is it time for another cigarette yet?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:05, archived)
yes
I'll skin one up when my hands stop trembling
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:07, archived)
double vision
double double vision
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
I just poured some sherry on the carpet
ROCK AND ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:07, archived)
I'm wondering whether it's worth ripping all my CDs to FLAC and replacing my mp3s,
and if so whether I should also rerip all my vinyl now that I have a nicer setup, or just convert to FLAC from the original wav files and live with the lower fidelity.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
Are you going to flog your records?
If not, don't bother. Masturbation is more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
I only ripped at 192kbs the first time round.
Listening on speakers I can't tell the difference, but when I put on a pair of decent headphones it doesn't sound as nice.

Whether it sounds bad enough to spend a week or so ripping CDs, I'm not so sure.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:17, archived)
From 192 to ~320 is a noticable difference, but from 320 to lossless is a horrible waste of space for a change in quality you wont pick up.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:20, archived)
Yeah, you're almost certainly right.
VBR is probably the way to go, and it's just my inner geek who can't bear the thought of an imperfect reproduction, no matter how ridiculously minute the difference is.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:24, archived)
I know what you mean, but to my mind 30mb for a track is a big price to pay for lossless.
If you don't already use it, I really recommend EAC for CD ripping.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:25, archived)
EAC is what I used the first time round.
Sadly I don't have it on this computer because it isn't running Windows, but I imagine it'll run under Wine.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:30, archived)
I love it. Ripping at 2.5x gets a little irritating at times but I could it could be worse - I could be ripping as m4a.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:32, archived)
It's awesome.
Best ripper I've used by far.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
Can we discuss ID3v2 tagging?
I'm starting to get the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
Nerd!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:44, archived)
Mong

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
Fag!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
Clergy!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:49, archived)
Spacker!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
Festering ragged remains of Jordan's badly packed kebab!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:54, archived)
A common problem
I ripped most of my vinyl at 128kbps about 7 years ago.
Utter waste of time, really...95% is now available as decent quality torrents and the other 5% is stuff you'd only want to listen to over a 20K sound system.
Still, meant I didn't have to talk to my girlfriend for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:20, archived)
Makes mental note regarding how not to talk to the wife!

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
Personally I prefer ....
Infidelity! So much more satisfying.
Stolen sweeties taste better
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
Fuck FLAC.
VBR V0 is a smarter option.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
download a cracked copy of Real Producer
RM format is what all the major studios use, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:27, archived)
Real Update
is vital.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:29, archived)
it's the first thing I install on new computers
I don't know how I'd manage without Real MessageCenter™ telling me to buy more Real products
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:33, archived)
I like to use it alongside the full Nero Suite
it's best to keep all your memory in use.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:41, archived)
I just realised I missed the thread about 1980s music
how disappointed am I
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
It was immense
some people typed, then some pixels came up on the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
I sat around.
Then I made poop.
I sat around.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
and in all that time, you didn't move.
Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:41, archived)
Hey, moving is for the fit and healthy.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
I've just raided my freezer for some scran.
Turns out all I have is roasted parsnips and garlic bread. Yum!

I'm not drinking sherry, I've had enough tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
You're a fucking shit vicar
I hope your vicarage explodes all over your church.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
Bless you my son.
KA-BLAMMO...etc..
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:46, archived)
I bet the communion hosts are just disks of his coagulated, dried splooge.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:46, archived)
His dog collar
is the dessicated remains of his own fallopian tubing.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:49, archived)
His communion wine is the blood from the choirboy's bums that he just banged raw.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
His bible
is just odd pages from Razzle he found in a hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
His congregation is made up entirely of sylvanian families characters with genitals drawn on their faces.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:59, archived)
His idea of missionary work
is to spend the money raised for the church roof on sex tourism. In Norfolk.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:03, archived)
He thinks the sermon on the mount was performed whilst on top of the village's Paris Hliton look alike.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:06, archived)
He turns wine into water
regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
He eats like every meal is his Last Supper.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
This is my favourite ever thread about me.
I hope I remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
He doesn't remember a fucking thing
SHITTY VICAR CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
Something something somehing...
Just imagine I've said something snappy and witty here, I'm too drunk and tired to do any thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
POOR SERMON, WILL NOT BUY AGAIN, BWARE RIP OFF !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:54, archived)
THS GUY IS A TOTOL TIME WASTER. DO NOT BYE FROM HIM.
HE IS SUCH A SHIT VICAR HE OFFRED MY MUM A BAT'S CLOACA ON A PLATE INSTED OF CAKE!!11!!11!1!!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
That's not what I offered your mum.
Blah blah mum joke blah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:59, archived)
Are you insinuating that you offered my mum your penis?
Because in that case she said it looked like a bat's cloaca.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:01, archived)
Yeah, well...
goodnight. Cricket tomorrow, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:58, archived)
Sorry
but as acting head of the Parish Council, I've had a long conversation with the RSPCA and I'm afraid your presence at the cricket ground is no longer tolerable. Joyce will be happy to return your Chris Rea CDs and any other personal effects.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
I've got both beer and squash on the go.
Get me! I'm lining them up!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
Careful now

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
There's even a bottle of wine open on my table.
It's like a liquid threesome in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
Drinking beer, playing squash.
Yeah, we've all been there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
I am now officially old
I have just completed an afternoon of previewing new dance music releases for this summers albums. and they all sound the same, and not only that, most of them are re-mixes of tracks from the 80's.

stand out track though is Robert Tornovsky featuring Kevin Lein - "When doves cry" remember you heard about it here first pop pickers....

what's your most favourite 80's song/artist?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
*Head in hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
Are they any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
The quicker Gilgamesh is allowed to storm internet chubster's houses with a shotgun the better.
I'll clap along, stomp my feet and be totally ROFL.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
Comedy shotgun hour with Gilgamesh.
I've just shot you in the eye, oop and now I farted in you mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
I DEMAND BETTER TELEVISION.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
I understand it's possible to have your own chanel on sky.
The blokes behind the music channel, asked google how to broadcast on sky and it worked wonders.

You could be producer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
I don't know that one
who's it by?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
If I throw a sack full of torches to the side will you chase it and not ask that question again?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
only if they are LED ones
with rechargeable batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
CHRIST.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKIN HEAD KICKED IN
more of a remix of a track from the 70's, but still popular.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
First Offence....
what a song
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
I have become employed, big lad
it feels a bit odd, but I have a job to go to on Tuesday.
In answer to your question, Annie Lennox.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
work?
as in REAL work?


*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
I'll be fundraising for charidee
hippy barfday and that, you massive clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
fuck off grandad

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
fine
I shall keep all the werthers originals then
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
by the St Winifreds School Choir

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
Grandad you bastard.
Grandad you shit.
You only like to feel me up, when I'm wearing pearly knit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
I thought the altarboy outfit was popular
it seems I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
Yeah
my Grandma preferred the B-side too.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
i've seen graffiti to that effect

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
I've got hours of cine footage

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
i've only got the imax version
it's an awkward format, but it's really like you're there with that ginormous butt.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
Some of the Care Home stuff I shot last week
on HD is quite stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
drool can be quite beautiful, if photographed well

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
I've redubbed the soundtrack
with abattoir noises. Adds a little something, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
cant be as bad as the shite in my headphones right now.
"flash 2009" by dave darell.

fucking crap

and yes, it is the Queen song.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
The Hafler Trio and Nurse With Wound.
Possibly the two artists whose work was least representative of the decade as a whole.

Oh, and Zoviet France.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
I hear Stapleton is living over here in bog land
in a caravan or something.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
Aye, somewhere remote on the west coast.
Been there since about 1990. Not a caravan though, I think he and his wife have a farm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
But you have good taste.
Iannis Zenakis = good taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
Frank Zappa
Or possibly Captain Beefheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
Or Neil Young
Or Dinosaur Jr or Motorhead for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
Certainly none of that tedious electronic crap which polluted the airwaves at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
Unless you have a soft spot for Whistle.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
Are you buggin'?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
Don't take it seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
^^^^^^
Very muchly (Although the 70's stuff was much better)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
duran duran, no doubt about it

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
Hmmmm...I done got a message -

"I have no intention of posting pictures of myself in my underwear
on the internet, I'm just having some fun with the QOTW lot. I will be posting photos, but please don't spoil the surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! beckyjsbx you lost the best thing that never happened to you, Thu 21 May, 19:05, ignore, delete, archive, reply)"

I can dimly remember telling her to Fuck Off.
Why doesn't the internet understand Fuck Off?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
Did it work? Has he gone?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
I have no intention of posting pictures of myself in my underwear

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
Why doesn't the internet understand Fuck Off?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
Please don't spoil the surprise

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
(I helped save b3ta! beckyjsbx you lost the best thing that never happened to you, Thu 21 May, 19:05, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
Fuck Off

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
You like Iain M Banks
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
Wait.
What.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
QOTW OMGirl gets head dobbers in a frenzy by promising to post sexy pics if she wins

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
I knew about the pics.
I was wondering why you got that message.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
I told her to Fuck Off
then posted some bobbins on QOTW about her being a sad exhibitionist.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
I see
It's quite sad to resort to that sort of shit to win votes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
Because the internet, like your annoying, socially-maladjusted little brother, simply must have the last word or it'll throw a massive tantrum.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
For a second I thought you were talking about their actual brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
I'm going to throw a right strop now
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
Or not get undressed
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
I imagine some lingerie photos of some /talk random might provoke vomiting
you're probably best off without the pics, in this instance.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
^this^

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
why can't they just admit they're fat?
it's not like they can hide it.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
Special underwear.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
'special' everything

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
So
a fat person is teasing other fat people by promising to show off how fat they are on the internet.
We're going to need more pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
Great
I just remembered that I'm duty bound to stay up drinking.
What are etc etc?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
For those in the know..
I ENJOYED THE GAME, ON NORTHUMBERLAND STREET.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
I'm still surprised we've never met.
I'm on Northumberland Street like... ALL the time..
(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
I passed a street entertainer after the game and I seriously thought it was you.
It's a good job as H.G. was considering kicking your head in. Given that he was "taking the piss" with his tunes.

:(
A bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
P.S.
Pacific.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
A shit hole.
But a less compact shit hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
I still think we should have a pint
Before my sitcom starts filming.

I'm thinking about your wellbeing, JMG. A photo of me before this sitcom is aired? It may be GOLDEN.
(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
I think I'd enjoy meeting you.
But it's not my game, F..
No offence or anything. I just have no wanting.
I can already see you're a canny bloke and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
TSK!
With a capital T, S and K.

What about when my sitcom is all airing and that? You can be the first on the list of b3tans allowed to hang with me whilst I'm famous.
(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
I can only imagine I'd have to fight off the birds and Moohalaa in full drag.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
Thought I'd be first.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
POSSIBLY

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
I didn't think there were any pubs on northumberland street
Or were you stood outside fenwicks watching it through the shop window?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
RADIO RENTALS?!
That's SO 1990 Eldon Square!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
Took me a moment
to think of a shop that's actually there
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
There's the Northumberland
on Northumberland St.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
Where abouts?
I thought the pubs were all just off, Northumberland street.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
I avoided town

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
After the game I did a bit of Haymarket, then a bit of Bigg Market.
Frustrating..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
I might force myself down the Free Trade tomorrow
if my hangover requires it.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
I'm icing four cakes
and watching Once Upon A Time in America

The icing is taking forever and I'm tired, but I'm nearly done with all but the names (which I'm leaving til tomorrow so the rest of it can dry a little)
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
remember what happened when Leah Betts did that

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
Lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
deadweight

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
JMG.
This may be your best chance of ROFL, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
Why would we do that.
Sad times man.

Perhaps next season.

edit: This may be your best chance of Australian children's entertainer, ever.

This made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
I've too much respect for THE FOOTBALL, man.
Though I rarely take an interest any more.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
REDSPECT.
*Firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
Indeed, I know how it feels, being a West Ham fan back in the day.
Dark times. Dark times.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
I can only count upon your ginger respect come the revolution.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
Nothing to see here
move right along.

One cross each, line on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
They were all offside.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
Ah well
2nd half was utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
Nothing..
NOTHING!

I was in town, I'm sure you can only respect my fury.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6172304
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
Why would somebody punch other fans?
Yet alone tell the internet?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
You mention punching people often
I reasoned you might be extra annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
Are you joyus or at least tickeled pink that we lost?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
Neither.
I'm no follower but I'd at least like to see them top the league, y'know city pride and that.

Oh JMG I'm saddened you'd think I'd enjoy the team going down.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
As a man of the football, I can but only hope this is indeed true.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
*firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Stayed in myself
self-medicating with Beardsley footage all evening.
Reckon Al's staying on, though.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
Handsome Gav wants a more ground in manager.
I'm not so sure.
Shearer's remarks about Geordies governing their own sounds much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
Be interesting to see which players stay on
quite looking forward to seeing Carroll and Ranger up front next season
/silver lining
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
I don't wish to argue, but it really isn't.
Carroll's along the lines of Chopra and whilst I have high hopes for Ranger. He's not done anything yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Hmmm
he's not as bad as Chopra. Yet.
I'M TRYING TO BE POSITIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
I'm so down..
I'd hope to buy you a beer at Blackpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
I'm certainly not going to Cardiff
or Swansea. These are incorrect destinations.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
Ah now
Swansea's not that bad. There's a couple of decent pubs.
Cardiff's a shithole, though, right enough.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
I saw the whole game, Newcastle were great in the first half of the
first half, then died.
It's a shame, 'cos Villa weren't as good as they've been, so Newcastle could have stolen it but didn't.
Alan won't stay on, he's too busy working for the Beeb.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
Football football football.
I can't get away from it, not even here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
Is this something about football?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
M1(S), M62(E), M18(S), M54(E), about 20 miles and you're in Scunthorpe.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
Don't you also go there after you die, but before you get sent to heaven or hell?
Also, the last bit would be on the M180/M181 rather than the M54.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
Yeah, you're right.
The M54 is the Blackpool one, you're right.
M180 is what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
I'd rather head there than the Emirates/the Reebok/etc

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
I can hardly wait to be amongst the "clap clap bang bang" family enclusre that waits for us at your own delaporated ground.
With added cheerleaders and fireworks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
See you at the Ricoh next season, JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
I'm guessing you mean Coventry, I'm a Bradford supporter.
I look forward to seeing your lot at the Ricoh though, it's a smashing ground, but slightly fewer unemployed people and more hair than you're used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
How did that mean "Coventry"?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
BRADFORD!
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
Because I'm living there, and Bradford aren't in the Happy Shopper Championship.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
BR-HAHAHAHA-DFORD.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
The only way is up. Or down to the Blue Square Premier.
Were you one of the fat crying Geordies on Sky Sports 1?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
No.
Without enquiring I already know you're one of the fat grinning ones on flickr.

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
I'm here it's okay

(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
I feel soothed already.
I had wanted to see your play, 'cept we had illness and new babies at the shop, so I covered extra shifts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
It was possibly my best performance ever
There's various clips from "Into the Woods" that you missed online...

www.youtube.com/ITWNorthumbria
(__, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
I was disappointed to miss it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
it would be lardmongous of me to gloat at this point
I'm not one for revelling in the demise of clubs other than the car thieves

to be honest, it makes NUFC more of a target for foreign investors, you might end up with a fat arab sheikh buying out that fat idiot who owns it now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
OH GILGAMUSH!
I can only imagine I'll hear of this for the next 3 months, and ultimately it'll end with victims of rosatia shouting at me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
Have you had Aberdeen try and rub it in your face yet, as if they were the first to do so?
If not, that's going to be lolarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
OH ABERDEEN!
How I wonder how you'll somehow manage to work this into some kind of plotline involving myself, Esme and Moohlaa.


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
It's almost something to think about looking forward to reading.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
Almost

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
Nobodly looks forward to Reading.
Nor any of the Southern sides.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
Not a chance
Aberdeen parted from their manager earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
Shit happens
/Leeds Utd blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
Oh wow, you a Leeds fan?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
Yep
Afraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
It was either that or support Bradford City
And I'm no retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
I support Bradford, given I'm from there.
For me that's what it's all about, not following a different club 10 miles away because they're more successful at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
A friend of mine lives in West End, Gomersal.
He describes it as a place "where Leeds Utd, Bradford City and Huddersfield Town supporters live together in perfect harmony... then kick the shit out of the Man United fans."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Sounds about right.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Oh my.
The worst fans I've ever seen at Bradford were the Manchester Utd. fans. They were escorted from the station to the ground by the police, and were openly singing racist songs on the way. That made me a very cross Druid.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
Well I would say "see you at Molineaux"
but we didn't stuff up our promition chances for once
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
You'll probably end up with a fair few of our squad
good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Congratulations, long overdue.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Yay!
www.isketch.net anyone?

Look for the b3ta room:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
I'm guessing not.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
yeah, probably not eh

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
Football, eh?
What larks. I've got some valium, some wine and I feel super.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
that's a bit of a pisser, I really thought you could manage at least a point today
if it's any consolation, I expect Man U to make a bollocks of the CL final on wednesday

and Jenson Button won! and ... er, I can't put much of a positive spin on relegation, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
Unlike the tearful young chubsters on telly
I can remember us being a lot worse.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
man I wish I'd made this bet
b3ta.com/talk/5504721
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
You'd have had plenty of takers...

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
10 years ago Nicky Butt was winning the champions league
now he's off to the championship
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
What the fuck has that got to do with puppies?
You mental.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
Geniuses
All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
I have to say
I'm enjoying the silence from JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
by which I mean I didn't get that link from him
I'm just enjoying him not saying anything at all.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
maybe he died

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
It seems not.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
probably a zombie

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
Weekend at JMG's

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
fuck
i know you're a northern yourself, so you have a pretty good idea how squalid that would be.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
I'm too busy wiping out the human race.
Shut up, or you're next.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
Ooh Ooh Ooh
We've got a new puppy in the family. It's a 6 week old toy poodle crossed with a Bichon Frise. He's called Percy.
Here: b3ta.com/talk/6171720
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 24 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
did you deliberatly try and find the gayest crossbreed you could
was was it a fluke? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
They're handy, neither breed sheds.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
Thank christ.
Could you imagine a dog shed hybrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
My Dad would spend all his time in it

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
just like he does with a normal. dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
Eh?
Shedfucker he may be, bestialist he most certainly is not.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
come on tho.. thats not a dog,
its a snack food for real dogs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
I think Biff would have liked him as a snack.
We kept him well away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
He belongs to my son and his gf
I think they're in training for the real thing. Biff was very interested but as Percy is still a bit wobbly because he's young and Biff's legs sometimes give way without warning I kept them a couple of feet apart. Biff would squash him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
Haha, aw.
Luckily my sister is getting a german shepherd pup, so less chance of him being squished by Shredder.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
Awww.
They're sturdy little things, like little teddy bears when they are pups.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
This is going to be his daddy:
www.laroccagsd.com/johnny.html

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
He's lovely
He's just like my old alsatian's dad but he was a bit blacker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
These are the planned litters:
www.laroccagsd.com/whelping_box.html

I'd prefer Lexi, she has a nice black mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
Lexi looks a lot like my Max
The father was a longhaired mostly black one and the mother was a really nicley marked shorthair. Max came out somewhere between the two. I was always hoovering....
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
Hehe, the house is going to be even more wrecked.
I want a puppy:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
I think he was a bit of a mistake
The owner had one of each and ended up with two puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 24 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
my brother has a jack russel /something stupid cross
looks like a minature pincscher.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
Crosses like that often have nice personalities though.
It must help to breed out problems too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
aye, its one of the few dogs that my one doesnt try to kill on sight..
but my brother was expecting something the size of a jack russel, its already about the size of my staffie, and only 13 months old
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
What the feck is it crossed with?
Cross breeds are the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
you tell me :D
www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=30155601&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=1359941956&id=1359941956
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
Doesn't work:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
one sec
ill re host it here
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

try this
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
Dobermann.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
He's gorgeous:)

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
aye, he is a lovely dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
nope.
no bloody way. dobies are one of the few breeds my brother wont even look at. definatly has the markings of one tho. but its legs are not long enough, and its face is too short
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
He's not a full one, though. His feet look like Dobie.
Why doesn't he like them? They're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
there was an absolute cunt of a dobie called genna used to live in our block of flats
thing bit nearly everyone i knew at the time. also his grilfriend doesnt like dogs much anyway, no way she would let an guard breed into the house.

just spoke to him, its a russell/collie cross
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
Ah, cool.
Aw, dobies are big softies when they're raised properly. They tend to be owed by stupid cunts, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
sexface has one?
shouldnt be allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
Aw, I saw that, he's cute:)
He's a bit little to be in a new home, has Biff tried to eat him yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
Esme, Az's cat has a lump on her chest
which she keeps licking and making it bleed.

Might it be super serious?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
Yeah, she can get it infected if she keeps licking it.
She needs to get it checked out, and get a buster collar to stop her getting at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
KK
Hee hee, she's not gonna like that collar one bit, she's a mardy little fuzzy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
it started as a blocked milk duct on one of her nipples.
its free floating and not attached, so its unlikely to be kitty cancer, she is in no pain, and her movement isnt restricted.

also, if you tried putting her in a lampshade you will just bleed to death.. *grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
Hmm, she can get a nice infection in it, though.
It could still be something nasty. I'd get her checked out, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
i will do when i can find my cat proof gloves..
she HATES the transport box..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
Haha, no such thing as cat proof gloves. Except maybe chain mail.
I've seen them bite through thick leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
i have a pair of armoured motorbike gloves..

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
Throw a bath towel over them while they are eating and wrap them up in it
Nice and tight round their necks and they won't be able to get their paws out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
I think really tight around the neck is the best where cats are concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
this cat is named "Evil" *
and can make my dog move off his couch with just a look.


*earthworm jim
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
I was worried that he might be a bit young, they're normally nearer 12 weeks aren't they?
I got a cuddle pal thing for him for tonight. It's a soft toy filled with wheat that you can microwave so it's warm like another pup.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
Eight weeks is usually the youngest. Aw, that's cool.
Sometimes ticking clocks remind them of their mother's heatbeat, apparently. Is he whinging all night?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
I haven't phoned them yet to find out, they only picked him up today.
My son's a softie, I reckon he will be in bed between them before the night's out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
Haha.
They will regret that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
It can be milked

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
I hope you manage it soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
is it a horse?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
Tremors is on itv 4,
whats your favorite B movie?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
Them!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
The Thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
Or possibly
The Monster from Green Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
Is it fuck as like
It's Robot Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
Or maybe
"The Creeping Terror."
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
Bee Movie

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
No, actually, Little Shop of Horrors. The original non-musical one.

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
dont think i've seen the non singy one.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HABYchwBjcg
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
Cheers!!

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
Angels With Dirty Faces

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
Oh nice
Jimmy Cagney is a legend in that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
I saw White Heat the other day.
It was damned godd.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
Hot piss

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
Innit
White Heat is another goodun.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
*bathing in your hot piss*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
I must see that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
I picked this up for next to nothing
www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/3230236/The-James-Cagney-Signature-Collection/Product.html

4 classic cagney flicks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
Seems I've seen part of angels with dirty faces, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
Nice
been trying to get The Public Enemy for a while. Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
perhaps the one of yet to watch :)

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
Hudson Hawk.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
starship troopers
I have all 4 (yes, four) tremors movies on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
IGNORE THIS THREAD

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
Did you get pizza then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
no lol
HELLO
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
Oh, Mooey must be off genorousing elsewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
wannafeelfat.tumblr.com will have to wait

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
lololololololololol

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
I like your hair

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
I like your twitter thing.
It always brings a smile to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
heh, cool
and I thought it was just spam bots following it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
Nah, I'm a real person.
In the real offline world with a real...


I think that's real enough for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
Poor Magpies...
Anyone know if JMG's hurled himself off a cliff?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
Fuck right off

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
Whoops.
I was thinking of contacting you about a drink at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
Alright fella?
Tonight's probably a bad time for that. Catch me next time I'm sober though.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
Will do.
Own goal, they must be getting the lynching mob ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
Can't really blame Duff for that.
He's been shit since he came here but he couldn't really do anything other than stick his leg out and hope for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Fair enough.
I'm still guessing people will want blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
I was surprised
I thought you were likely to beat Villa- all the other results went the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
I really fucking hate
how often the toon prove me right.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
You should bounce up though
/Leeds Utd fan who has heard that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
Administration and oblivion's at least as likely as that.

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
That's what I'd be worried about.
May be playing you next season- if we get promoted- or even if we don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
I've been watching my 92/93 season video all evening
I AM NOT IN DENIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK4wFKYtipo
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
We'll be back
might be a while, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
I've been to enough ZDS cup matches in my time.
I was hoping we wouldn't be sinking that low again for the foreseeable future. Now I can't see them getting back to the premier league any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
I knew we were fucked
when Given left.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
They were all shite
in the 2nd half.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
nah mate...
it's better this way. if they'd just scraped by, they'd be tempted to keep everything the way it is, crap and all. this way, they'll blow it all up and start over, hopefully.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
I'm guessing he's probably having a few pints and punching opposing fans.
He'll be on later, most likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
What are you?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
just...
an ignorant colonial
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
Living in a lonely world

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
cunting crows
they're eating my seeds
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
+o
Shoot the bass player.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
wildheart!
*high five*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
Maffers' fault

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
WHO WANTS TO BUY ME A PIZZA

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
AS A LOVER FOR YOUR MALFORMED HEAD-FRONT.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
Ok
Go on meal2go.com and order one for me.

I'll gaz you my address.
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
Only if I get a slice

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
Go on then.
Go on meal2go.com and order one for me.

I'll gaz you my address.
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
And how will I get a slice?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
I'll keep it in the freezer

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Oh
Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
Extra large, like your face?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
+and covered in grease

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
that is 3 types of grim

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
Please.
Go on meal2go.com and order one for me.

I'll gaz you my address.
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
Fuck off, scrounger.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
more like brayngay

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
I've got enough mouths to feed without your massive fucking facehole wanting food.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
nah
sorry friz I am saving my pennies for a massive jollies holidays to florida next year
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
Ok
DON'T go on meal2go.com and DON'T order NOT one for me.

I WON'T gaz you my address.
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
Don't then
I proper need a holiday right now so you can buy one of them if you like, I am terribly poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
LOLFAT

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
i'm not sure
is there a website i could go to? how would i find out where to send it?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
frizza.co.uk

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
friz frizza
who got the keys to mah pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

www.feedfatfacedretardswhoneedyourcharity.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
you could use losing a few pounds.
go and get a fucking salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
:'(

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
more like
):'c((

see ^^^ these are your extra chins
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Poor Friz and his face of doom.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
Tough love is still a kind of love.
Or at least that's what my dad used to tell me when he whipped me until I bled.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
Yeah but he licked your gaping bloody wounds clean again afterwards.
So there was a kind of intimacy and caring about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Did he balls as like
He poured a pound of Saxo on them so I'd also know what "rubbing salt in a wound" meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
I'm a little skint at the mo.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
I boughsome of these from a disoont book store for a couple of quid.
They are fun to make:
www.wizkidsgames.com/pirates/default.asp
What sort of prick plays the game though?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
ONE MAN THRUSH

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
WANKER.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
I AGREE

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
NOW I'm offended.
Fuck off, you odious wankstain.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
A piratical prick?
That has dreaded is pubes so his member looks like Johnny Depp's face.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
On a scale of one to ten.
How bad a thing is it to be vomiting blood?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
3.5

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

we may need more context to say for sure
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
About a nine, but only if it's your own.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
A solid 9

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Depends on the colour and the viscosity of the blood.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Bright red and sort of... stringy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
You have a period in your mouth.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
Have you been coughing a lot recently?
It might just be mucus mixed with blood from your tubes from the irritation.

I'd get it checked out though.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Bad enough to take an asprin and see the doctor if it hasn't stopped withing a week or two.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
Haha you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
I did that once
I was also throwing up water. I went blind for some time too. Luckily the sight come back after some rehydration and about 2 weeks in hospital.

So, yeah, ask a doctor or something.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
I'd like to apologise for my previous outburst.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
i didn't see it but i'm offended by your presence

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
SHITLAMPS.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
He does have shit lamps, which is a bit ironic really.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
IRONYLAMPS

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
RUB THEM.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

YOU HAVE NO WISHES
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
It's cool.
It's just forum banter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
good times, good times.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
No offence.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
I for one have never been offended by baldmonkey.
Online or offline.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Its disgusting Baldmonkey how dare you :(
*spazzes back to see what he's on about*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
I said FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
How could you?!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
NO WAI?
I feel sickened by your choice of words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
That's fine
honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
I am horribly sunburnt
I look like some sort of lobster-man.
Can anyone recommend a cure.
N.B. Preventative measures are not the same as a cure.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
something with aloe in
FORRIN FOOTY

Mallorca beat Barcelona last week and they've beaten Madrid today away HURRAH 1-3
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
+ta
aexoit loight
aenter noight
take my hand
off to naevaer naever land
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
sorry, pimms is controlling my keyboard a bit now
i'm going to stop
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
I don't even understand it spacefish hahha

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
i thought matallorca would be a good name for a somerset metal band

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Don't be an idiot.
And show us your knickers on QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
Lizzie I am worried that I'm too popular on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
Girls getting their kit off on QotW just to beat my non-lies
It's more than i can bear.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
I think she's given a bad name to b3tan womankind.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
Worse than 'becky jizz-box', which is how I always read it?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
I've been paintballing with her
She's cool - Offline.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
They're the same person no?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
It's probably a monkey-making scheme to harvest palm-sweat

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
Because it resorts to the LOOK I'M A GIRL thing
Instead of actually posting a funny or interesting story.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
Well I don't have a funny or interesting story this week and honestly don't see the harm.
I've know what the end result of the picture is going to be and have no problem posting it on the internet as it's harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Surely when you have nothing to contribute you simply don't?
Regardless of whether you are or aren't going to post semi naked pictures of yourself on b3ta the promise of doing so is hyper lame.

It's your own body and you can do what you want with it. Personally, I just think using it to get attention on b3ta is a stunningly unimaginative way to get a tiny bit of online validation.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
I'm not after online validation. Just figured it was the easiest way to win this week.
So sure, it's pandering and playing the I'M A GIRL card, but what's the harm?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
I just think it's boring and cheap.
There's more to life than winning QOTW.

Edit: Plus, I thought QOTW was a place to share interesting anecdotes, not a place to win. If you post something and people think it's ace then, yeah, that's good, but surely it's really not about winning the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
Fair enough
Same with most things though, if you don't like it you don't have to read it or look at it. If I commented on everything I didn't like online I'd never leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
What are you talking about?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post427590
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
Fucking *click*.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
Pfffft.
You posted a funny story, surely that's the end of it? Why have you been getting GAZ BASED VALIDATION that I haven't witnessed?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
Actually yes
They all worship me like a God.
I'm worried JMG might see me as a threat.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
Funny story?
Wormulus?

Naaaaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
Oh shush up you.
The draw the pubes story was better than all the other QOTW bleating that week.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
All QOTW answers are universally, irrefutably shit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
When did she become the web equivalent of Dear Deidre?

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
Since I got the gloriously ironic Bud's Voice of Reason award.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
aha
I'll get round to finishing your clitarawrus soon - been busy etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
Okay.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
lots of after sun moisturiser aloe vera gel type things
I used pure aloe gel the last time I got sunburnt
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
Lots of moisturiser

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
love cats

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
FUCK.
LOL I SWORE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
FRIZ
LOL EYE SORE
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
EGGLEG LOVING SON OF A CAT

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
:(

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
blue hedgehog shite

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
I'm guessing that was cr3.
It dun made me lol.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
Once Upon A Time In America is on tonight, but I don't fancy staying up till 4am
I've not seen itm but it's very good (albeit four hours of very good) apparently.

Worth staying up for (or utilising one of them new fangled torrent thingies)?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
Have you no way of recording it off the telly,
say with a video, or Sky+?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
not at the moment, no

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
I'm not sure

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
is that the one where the mice are in America, and then some shit goes down and a cat is involved and then they turn into terrorists and something about illegal immigrants

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
Is that that cartoon with that mouse?
I'm watching Alone In The Dark on Zone Horror.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
Why is there all random shite on the popular page?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
The popular page is full of cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

a terrible and unforseen malfunction
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
That's a very mean thing to say about sexface.
lol forum banter etc
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
It is very good.
It will be on again though.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
But what the fuck do I know?
I'm watching Cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
I just had a giant Yorkshire pudding with sausages, onion, gravy and stuffing balls.
MmgMGmgMGMgmmMMMMmm etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
*wants*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
BALLS

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
I made a cracking bolognese for dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
I done some eating

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
Britain's Got Talent
allegedly.
Have YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
Nope
Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
I can tie my own shoe laces

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
not really.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
I just keep myself fit and mention it as much as I can
I KEEP MYSELF FIT
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Yes. I can swallow hot dog sausages whole
and tie knots in cherry stalks with my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
The cherry stalk thing is cool
I wish I could do it. I hope you're joking about the hot dogs though, because otherwise you would be the ultimate internet fatty, and I don't even know if you're fat or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
I beat a gay man at a hotdog swallowing contest once.
I am an internet fatty but not due to swallowing hotdogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
Sometimes I can go all day without pissing myself

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
Beaten my record by more than 23 hours :(

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
*victory dance*

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
You've got britain
we've got talent
britain's got talent
it's the DJ talent
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
I used to think I had.

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
I'm good at some stuff, not so much at others.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
I can fit my fist in my mouth.
There really is no practical use for this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
what happens if it's raining fist acid, which is acid which melts only fists, and you have lost your other fist testing the drizzle and now you need to shelter your remaining fists or your days in the hardcore porn industry are over.
but then it's ok because you spawn a whole new series of porn films called Stumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
What if your fist had done something unspeakable
and needed somewhere to hide?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
straight in
or do you have to unscrunch your hand a bit?

The first joint on my longest finger is too long to fit into my mouth vertically.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
Do you need to adopt the silent duck first?

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 24 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

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