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[challenge entry] Air Eddie


Standard comment: Probably been done...
(Ollsen, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Hiya newb to the board


Anyone mind if i pull up a yak and sit down?
(nekura, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# good stuff
y is for yak, that can do no wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# You're just building up for an alphabet
repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# don't be stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# haha
v good!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# For goodness sake
hurry up and make a Flash movie proper...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# i'll work on something
when these drinking sessions slow down
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Stop drinking then,
be more creative, you can drink when you're old, what else will you have to do?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Bitterly regret wasting his youth hunched over a computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Not me,
I am never bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:40, archived)
# hello!
i thought you were going awol for the considerable future? anyway, nice to see you!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# yarrr
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# You need to add more pics to your profile.
Although they are quite good, so I'll forgive you, magnanimous fool that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Err, if you want.
You'll probably find that chairs are more comfortable though.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Make yourself as comfortable as possible.
Cos you'll never leave.

Muahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# sure thing!
welcome to the board!

and woo and yay to your pic as well!
(trumpet, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Just a mo
let me move up so you can get nearer the kittens :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Woo to the pic!
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# i'm a yakmonkey
but don't be pulling me pal!

welcome aboard.
sign away your life on the line:



-----------------------------------------------

be sure to sign with a sharpie
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# welcome
wilkommen
bienvenue

pull up a kitten, shop a chair etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# What a delightful first post

Please pull up two yaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Finally joined the club and bought

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# nice, i've got a teacup with him on. i wish i'd bought six for when the vicar and his wife come round for tea
btw, who wanted the bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# how much tea does the vicar and his wife drink then?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# one for me
one for him, one for her, three spare in case any of the women's guild turn up
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# he did
www.b3ta.com/board/2075453
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# stop talking to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# make me fucko
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)
# what do you expect
jumping on a silly sign bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# ok
break it up you two.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Think
it oh-oh-ver
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# more weetabix coloured
than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Where did you get that?
It has unusually long arms.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# YAAAAAAAY DOMO!
in a similar vein, guess what i had delivered this morning...

(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# A spunking cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# no, not quite
t'was a new graphics tablet!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# i rarely get those in the mornings
i've stopped dreaming about janet ellis and the golden syrup recently
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Janet Ellis
Mmmm. Remember her in the Sweeney?

Edit: www.cerbera.co.uk/images/sweeney/faces/janet_ellis.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Janet Ellis in The Sweeney?
are you sure?

[edit: fuck me, you're right]
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# marge's friend apparently
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Series 4
See edit above.


Repy to edit: Yes I am right. Don't sound so fucking surprised, I am occasionally (c¦
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# a cardboard cut out
of a badly drawn cock.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# that
spunk-o-gram you ordered?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Now there's a business opportunity!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:32, archived)
# i am
your wanking spunk-o-gram

*bang*

/clue
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# it's a hard life
in the jizz biz.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Pope David?
Nuts...

click bigger . The source for this was a cracker without shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# We should do a sweepstake
he's not got long left.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# £20 on january '04
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Who have you...
...been in league with?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# i think he'll
hang around 'til easter for a bit of an in joke with his mates.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# he could hide for a bit
then come out on easter
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# um...
that's not strictly how sweepstake's work...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Shhh...
I'm gonna be quids in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Oooh listen to you...
...all Ann Robinson!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Yes,
he's just come over all Anne Robinson.

Oh god, no, that's the last thing you want!

/Fast show or something
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Rob Newman
Jarvis, I believe he was called.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Ah yes.
They must be showing MWE on some obscure Sky channel somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# It was Newman & Baddiel
rather than MWE, but maybe I should stop before I disappear up my fat arse.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# £50
on the 12th of November.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I'll keep the old fool going
with hot toddies and cold showers. Don't you lot worry, he's here forever!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# You'll ruin him...
...for normal women.....no....hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# did i ever tell you
the Pope's a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
#
Rangers supporter sir? FTP sir?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# neither
I just think he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Fair enough
I can't say I let him bother me that much. Though anyone who drove tanks, blew up germans and played as a professional goalie before being the leader of a cult and wearing funny hats can't be all bad!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# No he's not
He's a lovely old man with a heart of gold and a lot of love to give.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)
# woo!
(dognutz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Tom Zeta Jones..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# holy christ
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I couldn't have expressed myself that clearly if I had tried
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# ARGH! BEARDED TAFFY BIRD!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# reminds me
of some of the lasses i've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# SSG?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# OI.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Did you live in
Newport too?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Are you
part of the GLC?
(Mad Frank, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# sex bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I did
and I'd do it again
(Shatner's Bassoon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I still wood
And a yay to that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# WHY WHY WHY?
Delilah.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Testing...


Apparently flashing words quickly forces the mind to take in the information faster than straight reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# testing
apparently writing 'normally' is the easiest to read which is why we all use it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# You
weird smellyphant.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# the dutch are more smelly
with all their cheese and flat land
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# and
clogs.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
#


long time, no see mate!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# aye, i've
been doing proper stuff in the real world, but uni's starting again so i keep finding myself in the stupid stinky library full of idiots, and thus on the interweb. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# yeh,
dirty stinky cloggy dutch
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Least we
don't sweat olive oil and garlic like your lot.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I'm not denying it
But we have windmills for ventilation and tulips to freshen the pong.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# then you sweep it all over to belgium
those stinky rotten belges
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# aye,
speaking stinky phlegmish.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# books would be HUGE
with one word a page and then you'd have to flick through them!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# But
oh so much cooler
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Book cases would have more shelves but be really wide!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# not easiest to read
flashing is faster and just as easy - but damn hard to write flashing words
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Especially
Whilst flashing. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i found the above flash
difficult and takes time to reread stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Me too
Couldn't have been that hard to get all the words aligned vertically. Was also too fast.
*nods sagely, twitches slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I read
pheasant phucker
pleasant pheasant
pleasent phucker
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# So in my case
that statement is a crock of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# My iPAQ comes with a speed reader...
you can set it to a speed at which it works best for you.

I can increase my reading speed by almost ten times. It's weird.

You don't think you've read it...but it's all in your head!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# your not a pleasant phucker, your a pheasant phuckers son?
andf you'll be phucking pesants, until the pleasant pheasant comes?

/reaches for glasses
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I'm
fucking pleasant too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Right............
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Vitrious Male Chicken
Unless I'm very much mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# ooh, a bit like blipverts?
It's a good thing I don't spend all day sitting on my *bang*
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Is that because most of the time we are
reading we are looking for the next word onth page?

btw Someone posted something similar a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# abuot spelilng
how frist and lsat lerttes saty the same and you can sitll raed the wrods
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Alright
ice is back with a brand new invention
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# ha
ha
(Fieldsie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Wax a chump like a candle!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# WTFWVIBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# the lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Ice is back
with a brand new mission
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Um ...
"Ice is back with my brand new invention."
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# something
grabs a hold of me tightly
flowing like a harpoon daily and nightly
will it ever stop? yo
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# turn off the lights
and I'll glow
to the extreme, I rock a mike like a vandal turn off the lights and I'll glow like a candle
DANCE!
Caress the speaker that booms
I'm filling your brain like a poisonous mushroom
DEADLY!
When I hear a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony

...I'm sorry. I don't know what just came over me.
(trumpet, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# that was me.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# While we're here:
6.5 points for anyone who can identify which 80s pop-rap hit
this visual pun comes from.

(It was my first ever B3ta post. And nobody got it.)

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# The licence plate said Fresh
And it had Dyson Vermeer.
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I heard it that way, too.
Along with
"Shooting some people, outside of the school".
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# sorry, that was me
I (heart) Vanilla Ice

edit - Yay! Mindpiss (of the white wee-wee variety)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# eeuuuuw
to both of you.

I've just got a house! Hoorah! And it's in the middle of nowhere! Hoorah! And it's nowhere near a main street, unlike the crappy little flat we've got at the moment! Triple hoorah!

(does little dance)
(trumpet, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
# fact: Australia is the gayest country in the world
fact: Australians are twice as likely to fake an orgasm

How's that work, then? Are we supposed to be spitting on backs, or is it the lezzers who are faking it mostly?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# You said Mushroom!!!
((Badger)*12)+((Mushroom)*2)=Insanity
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# love it or leave it
you'd better give way
ice is on the scene
and the kid can play
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Exactly, hence WTFWVIBOA?
What the fuck was Vanilla Ice banging on about?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# um,
what does WTFWVIBOA mean?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# WTFYBOAB?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# The answer to your question is up there ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# oh, i
see.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Apparently,
he's "ready for the chumps on the wall.

"The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls," he explains.

Hope this clears up your confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# He was cookin' MCs
like a pound of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# he was also deadly
when he played a dope melody
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Buying a return to
victoria station.

Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Woo!
Any reason why I've disappeared from the pixel b3tan page?

Did I upset you?
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# no-one disapears
i'm lookin in to it!

edit: you're there now. Sorry. That's really confuzzled me...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# the what page?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:20, archived)
# here


www.mictoboy.tk

click the 'this page' link
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Nice, nice
(baby).
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# oh please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Do I smell a bandwagon approaching?
sniff
sniff

Yes, I believe I do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# No, there's a storm coming.
Oh hang on.
You're right. It is a bandwagon.
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:16, archived)
# nononononononono
that's not a bandwagon. Shut up you fool.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] University Challenge
would be a lot better..



With Ron Jeremy Paxman...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# just
goes to show you can be a ugly bastard and be in porn....some people have all the luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# maybe
i can escape dole hell there, then!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# lets not forget
that he's also a fat cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# well
no harm looking like what ya gonna eat is there...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah but he can suck himself off
Natural talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# If
i could do that i would never need to leave the house....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:16, archived)
# it
would make you gay though.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Would it?
Does wanking make you gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# not me
but it would make everyone else gay, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Apparently
we're all gay anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# it's a prerequisite isn't it? for straight pr0n anyway
otherwise you might have a homo moment
(I helped save b3ta! rangelife, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] And for my next trick




(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# stop
shining that torch in my face....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Okay, I sort of get it.
Can someone just explain the subtleties for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# i don't get
it. is it a bit, you know, sci fi?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# depends
if ya have seen the start of superman and all of superman 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# i assume
i have. i don't remember. in the past 3 days i have watched the entire back to the future and indiana jones trilogies though.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# how
you must of suffered....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# fucking
philistine.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# :)
okay so I have the indiana jones trilogy on dvd back order....was gonna get the back to the future one but apprently they screwed up the sizing...so i`m not getting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# You watch and presumably
enjoy Indiana Jones and Back to the Future and you have the gall to call someone else (anyone) a Philistine.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Well I can see it's
someone (David Blaine?) superimposed on one of the baddies (not General Zod, the other one) from Superman 2 who got trapped in that wierd dimension thing when they were exiled from Krypton. I just can't seem to tie it all together, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I think the picture's
Existential beauty may be lost on the likes of us.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Its the
3 baddies off Superman er... 2 i think, that were trapped in a glass er.. thing like blainey
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Oh yeah.
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Moron
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I'm starting a new job next month.
It's going to be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Superman sort of reference I think....
Obscure, but woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# what's obscure
about superman I don't know

Woo to you!
(bullitt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# why
do my pictures cause so much confusion...maybe there a little deep
(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# *sobs**
was just working on one like that (maybe i'll post it anyways) ...ho hum
Woo to you though good sir :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# do it
i can see what i done wrong...maybe you could put an explanation about it also to stop the "dohs"
(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Brilliant, just brilliant ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# haha
excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Fantastic
Wizard of Oz - The Director's Cut
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# How I laughed...
like this

Mwahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# me too
oh how I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i've only just stopped
laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# i've only just stopped now
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:59, archived)
# That sir, deserves a panowie.
Panowie!
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Oh god yes.
That is art.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Absolutely hilarious
Woo, Yay, Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)
# that
is most brillant...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# you must bottle this aceness
and send it to me NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Are you sure?
It's his magic spunk that does it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# doesnt
bottle well...er...so im told.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I prefer to call it my
"wizarding juice".


but yeah, it is just basic magic spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Judging by the quality of your recent work
you haven't had sex for weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# shhh... you don't have to rub it in
you drink it instead
boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# you must be a 24 times a day man
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# just
dont aim too high....trying to fill a litre bottle is a nightmare...I lost all sense in my wrists...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Tip:
You can add up to 50% flour and piss and no-one will notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# You
get back to your snakebite and black. It'll be time for your pot noodle soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# yeh,
mrs baz is visiting too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hahahah
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I never did
like Toto - "I bless the rains down in Africa", pah what nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:04, archived)
# but
on the brighter side...he is dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# i feel
much the same about robert palmer. i hated robert palmer.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# but
he brought to the world that video with models in with red lips and indepently moving breasts......
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Hmmm - jiggling titties
Hardly cutting edge stuff though
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# no
but ..er...they were in black and had that air of intense disinterest...except for that fat one at the back...muntertastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# should have been
crippled and lesbian too
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Great
woo yay AND hoopla
(Experiment 626, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Puddem' Up Puddem' Up
Uberly Woo! & Yay! & Houpla!....oh go on then & Panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# raaawwr!
yaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# exceptional
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# oh i do love gladys!
hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Excellent!!
Top bollock of excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# topical pearoast

After meeting the wizard, tin man,scarecrow, and the lion,
Dorothy was understandably saddened when she realised it had just been a bream
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Wow
it's a Bream dream come true.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Mad man
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I
say thats a bit FUCKING BIG

edit er..no its not anymore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Er yeah sorry
Accidental percent addition thingamahbob.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# what the
fuck is the thing in the basket??
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# it was
Toto
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# for Dr. Kitteny Berk:

this took so damn long because imageready crashed 15 times.
always right when I was about to save. grumble.
I think imageready hates penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# i wasnt expecting
the penguins. then i laughed out loud now everyone is staring at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Nobody expects the penguins
Just like nobody expects the Spanish Inquision.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# hehe
wonderful :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Doesn't surprise me the least bit
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Um.
Why is my name on that?

/paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Is your name
Jos? M?ndez ?
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# hmmm, just a test


idea ripped unabashedly off of some things Mystery Bob was posting last night

edit: and again all conceptual credit straight to Mystery Bob.
I just altered the execution of the concept a bit.
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Woo.
Ctrl+a-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# i think it's also
different-background-colour tastic
(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# allow me to de-monsterate
(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# *ding ding*
give the man a biscuit

it's two, two, two animations in one.
(b3ta board specific though)
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)
# *ding*
and see below
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# but wait there's more
again, all credit due to mystery bob
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Glad you said that,
I was staring at that for ages waiting for the kittens to jump out at me
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Woo
IE-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# That's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# someone should make something special with ctrl a images
all that comes are words and shapes, i want to see a whole cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# well I have a 30 day photoshop trial
when I get round to instaling it i'll fiddle with crtl+a
(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# take a look here
you might find it helpful
clicky
(icedragon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# is it possible in fireworks mx
or is it just a ps thing
(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# thought so
(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# download a keygen
off kazaa an get it forever...

not that i'd do that sort of thing myself of course..
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# no, that
would be illegal. don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)
# That is superb use of the selection highlight
TJ: Here are some good famous-artist-meets-kitten paintings.
(Indole Ring, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# woo, those are nice
I still love your st.george and the kitten, use it as a desktop : )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Bugger me
that's quite special, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# What happens if you resize it?


Interesting. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Lucille wanted nothing more

than to dance.
(happymat27, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# i think I sum up all of my opinions when I say:
FISH
(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Red Indians...
have come on along way!
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# armoury puns..
not enough of em!
(Celera, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# 'armless really
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# why
have they got a patriot guarding a observatory ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# To protect Patrick Moore of course
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# ahhh
yes that national treasure must be protected against all attacks by intergalatic gelatin theives...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Zylophone playing celebrity planet-watchers
are the highest ranking people in our society, without them society will fall into anarachy - AN-AR-CHY [homer simpson style emphasis]
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# and
I thought that was just the way his trousers hung....ohhh you mean emphasis on how he says it...thought you meant how he stood...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# pffft
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I had to look at the filename.
And then I had to groan.

Anyone know why my net access is so terminally cunted at the minute? It seems to allow access to sites at random and then refuses to open some internal pages, but is fine with others.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Google stopped working for me last night.
I never realised how much I relied on the google toolbar until then.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# A ha!
Tommahawk missiles anyone?

Bonza-pun....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# mmmmmmm
grilled domo. Tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# mmm
thats actually making me rather hunggry...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i'm Hungary for Turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I just ate
2 subway sandwiches.

no pun
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Subway sandwiches?
Do they smell of urine?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# no
but I do ...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Though Mary was happy with her new chevy...


...she often found herself wishing she'd gotten the red one.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Is he called
Vlad?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# "Vlad the Chevy..."
sure


why not.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:46, archived)
# oh
dear deer
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i missed something...didn't i?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Vlad the Impala
(and google just told me that Chevrolet have a car called the Impala, that's cleared that up, then)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# google just told me
it lied to you, to make you appear foolish
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I don't need Google
for that. In any case, everyone knows Google isn't speaking to you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Go and stand in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# cooor
is that a 63 Chevvy Impala perchance...fully juiced with big ICE? or something? Go on make it bounce.

/lowriderz magazine
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# hmmmm...
i suppose it very well could be...


don't know much about cars/mammals myself...

wouldn't the ICE make him cold?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I always wondered if lowered vehicles with body kits grounded out on stick up manhole covers
I had the pleasure of driving one the other day, and found out. Managed to crack the body kit. Yay! Go me!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# did you get
to "flick switches" and "pump it" etc etc
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# No
I don't think I did anyway, but I don't have a clue what you're on about.

It was an horrific experience, and I'm glad that nobody I know saw me driving it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# IIRC...
... the Impala model started off in Sarf Efrica, which explains the name, I know they had them there (I lived there for years). It then migrated to the USA, this was long before "anti-apartheid" was fashionable.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# In fact in those days
large parts of America still practiced Apartheid.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I didn't
understand the American car reference.

Careful or you'll get people doing pictures of Mary and her new Hillman, sitting on top of Diana Rigg.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# The game is frighteningly realistic
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# What about the numbers
to give them a clue?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# They're professionals,
you can't give them THAT many hints.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
ARF ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Are you going to see Therapy?
You don't sound sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I am
i bought tickets and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# unusually
they did a double a side with, i think orbital doing the other a side track. odd stuff, might have been fluke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# really?
how bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i should be seeing the kings of leon in december
i am happy about this
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Why the hell aren't you
sitting around smoking heroin? Call yourself a student? Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# oh well
i'll still be alive when you're dead
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Unlikely.
I actually lead a very healthy lifestyle. And I can catch bullets in my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I was merely highlighting the fact that whenever you talk about that band
it always sounds like you're asking a question.




Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I understood what you were on about
It's just these fools don't see your genius.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# They don't understand my
gnus, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I was going to say
"Someone did a flash arcade-style version of that", but I just realised it was in the newsletter, and stopped myself committing glasscockage.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Lucky
you just saved yourself from a lynching.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Actually didn't they have a piece
on people saying the were going to say something but not because it was already in the newsletter - or am i just in a recursive loop.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] YAAARRRRR!!! 'tis Cilla Blackbeard!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# well
if anything her singing would improve...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I can't believe
I only get one reply....and I used the correct blending and everything!
Not my day!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Here's another reply
to make you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)
# oo!
Who has been reading VIZ then???
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 8:58, archived)
# C3-PO
decided to go for a whole new image,but it just did not agree with its personality...

well...there is never enough cylon shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Cor,
that's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Did
come out better than I thought it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# FACT:
I have seen the REAL Battlestar Galactica. And i have a photo of it.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Prove it!

/non believer
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I'll scan the pic
when im home.
and yes, it is only about 4 feet long, but still it is the real Battlestar
(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# yeah well
I went to the Star Wars Exhibition at the Barbican a few years ago and it had the REAL Millennium Falcon
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)
# The barbican had lots more
stuff than the edinburgh one. Humph.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I saw....
I saw the Starwars exhibition in Edinburgh (on my honeymoon) And it had a full size podracer....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# its
only a few feet long isnt it ?....and I am looking forward to seeing the new 4 part series they have done..sounds interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Coo
that's really rather excellent - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# and
it turned out better cos I used `noise` in photoshop...nice noise...removes all those `it dont right` moments...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)

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