
(psssst it's "wisp" not "witch")
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The groom looks like Phil Mitchell with hair.

Certainly not a major part like Hicks or Hudson or even Spunkmeyer.
Edit/ Just googled for it, Apone was the ceeegar-chewing Sergeant.
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Edit/ Just googled for it, Apone was the ceeegar-chewing Sergeant.

There's grass in the background, so they can't have swum to the wedding. I thought it might be some kind of newfangled wheel-based shoe. Or maybe a skateboard-like device.
Stupid moderners with their wheel-obsession. Horses not good enough for 'em, eh?
Why I oughta...
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Stupid moderners with their wheel-obsession. Horses not good enough for 'em, eh?
Why I oughta...

you swore...
Hey M3, I got myself an old truck. A 1980 Jeep J10.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:15,
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Hey M3, I got myself an old truck. A 1980 Jeep J10.

It's a sidestep pickup short bed. Although the front end looks like that. Man, it's a beast.
And it needs an idle adjustment.
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And it needs an idle adjustment.

there has been nun better than this.
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it's full of sheepy goodness. And the main pic is pretty damn woo yay too. Yay for nuns!
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but I've popped my anim cherry.....
it's crap I know but I'm proud of me!

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it's crap I know but I'm proud of me!


bravo!!
edit: sorry, is your hippotato wearing a jacket? w/y/badger!
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:08,
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edit: sorry, is your hippotato wearing a jacket? w/y/badger!

even though you are a thieving bastard.
By the way, that's a choice example of the hippotatomus. Woo!
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By the way, that's a choice example of the hippotatomus. Woo!

although, if I may venture an opinion, more frames are needed showing Fluffy being picked up.
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The first time is always the worst!
I'm bound to improve just as with other cherry popping experiences..... just hope I've more chances to practice with this one.....
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:14,
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I'm bound to improve just as with other cherry popping experiences..... just hope I've more chances to practice with this one.....

has come in for some stick in the past, but this is woo yay houpla of the first order. Nice!
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its got me all in a twister
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I can do better.
I can do anything,
better than you...
no you can't,
yes I can,
no you can't,
yes I can, yes I can, yes I caaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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I can do anything,
better than you...
no you can't,
yes I can,
no you can't,
yes I can, yes I can, yes I caaaaaaaaaaaaaan

reminds me of those disturbing soy-sauce flash anims.
yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/index_e.html
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yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/index_e.html

Nice confusing test.
www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf
Also can someone help me get round the websense on this so I can look at naked men please.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06,
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www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf
Also can someone help me get round the websense on this so I can look at naked men please.

german google, and use the translation tools to translate a website from german to english websense shouldn't be able to block the site - because it shows up as google.
I haven't tried using that trick to look at pictures of naked men though
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:16,
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I haven't tried using that trick to look at pictures of naked men though

just change the end of this to the site address, doesn't seem to matter what language it is
translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://www.lotsandlotsofnakedmen.com
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:19,
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translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://www.lotsandlotsofnakedmen.com

is to click the word that doesn't appear.
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they sometimes need to make the word appear in the actual colour that it is the name of.
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Board is great this evening.
You might want to change the way you've spelt 'pee' in the title, though.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03,
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You might want to change the way you've spelt 'pee' in the title, though.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm peas :)
Woo Yay Houpla Panowie!
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Woo Yay Houpla Panowie!

ScaryMaryPottomus. Woo et Yay!
TJ: It's 1700 GMT - Badger cam is live.
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TJ: It's 1700 GMT - Badger cam is live.

a 'no badgercam' a class act.... but just maybe... in the still of the night.
do they have names?
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do they have names?

They zoom in, snuff up all the food, zoom out.
Clean up the yard right nice in about 10 minutes.
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Clean up the yard right nice in about 10 minutes.

Some of them have a time in the future on them. I think it's fake.
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look at all them fillings!!!
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and step away from the computer... it's for your own good.
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They're a mixture of CGI and Midgets in costumes so the Chinese government can reap millions in Panda-Aid packages*
*May be complete lie
Woo to the pic!
Edit: This was posted yesterday, it's got a baby Panda http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandas/pandacam/index.html
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52,
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*May be complete lie
Woo to the pic!
Edit: This was posted yesterday, it's got a baby Panda http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandas/pandacam/index.html

you should get pure Panda-ade, not Panda-ade made from frozen Panda concentrate
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our supermarkets have crap stock
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Evenin' all!
I went into school intending to kick ass and chew bubblegum today, and I was so ass-kicking I confiscated my own bubblegum and gave myself a detention. Woo hoo!
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58,
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I went into school intending to kick ass and chew bubblegum today, and I was so ass-kicking I confiscated my own bubblegum and gave myself a detention. Woo hoo!

Evening! On that note it's freedom time for me and I'm off home, see y'all later
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59,
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of teachers to hate...physics, PE and geography
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05,
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Secondary Science, with my speciality being Physics! Woo to science!
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04,
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my post up there then
(bad experiences with utterly incompetant physics teachers)
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(bad experiences with utterly incompetant physics teachers)

We did watermelon off huge magnets in my lesson last week, trials of strength and allsorts. Admittedly todays was a little boring, but we needed it to be out the way so I can start burning stuff.
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who once sent 5 of our class(of 12) off to slep at one time and the other hardly ever turned up and when he did he was high or hungover
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but mainly its experiments these days cos the kids can't read or write. :( The yall behaved well today, noone sent out, or detentions, just moving them around a bit and keeping them back for 5 mins at break. Oh, and setting up a checkpoint at the doors so they could only leave if the showed me what they'd done. ^_^
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just hand them the ammonia and the H2SO4 and let them make green bubbling poisenous stuff with loads of clouds... then make them explain why it bubbles
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with Panda Cola. A refreshing beverage for every 14 year old in the park of an evening.
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vodka from tescos
i think it was "the london gin distillers group"
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57,
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i think it was "the london gin distillers group"

panda pops?
only the greatest lemonade ever made.
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only the greatest lemonade ever made.

In more ways than one...
I'm the only one with the filthy mind here aren't I. Or perhaps the only one to sympathise with the lady lolly.
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I'm the only one with the filthy mind here aren't I. Or perhaps the only one to sympathise with the lady lolly.

i ended up with a bloody powder puff girl.
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So they're dreaming about it. Don't think I've seen one of your pics have i?
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50,
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ack... cough! cough! choke....
gotta quit the ciggies, dammit!
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01,
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gotta quit the ciggies, dammit!

PENGUINS CAN'T FLY ......... :)
Please and thankyou
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Please and thankyou

Don't ask how I know this..
www.ruggerbugger.com/
NSFW unless your boss wants you to find pictures of naked rugby players..
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:53,
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www.ruggerbugger.com/
NSFW unless your boss wants you to find pictures of naked rugby players..

it's blocked!!!!
/sobs
God help me!
/drops to knees
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58,
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/sobs
God help me!
/drops to knees

bastards get you all excited then want your credit card. It's not fair!
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04,
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sick_boy wants to see naked men? Do you know something about him we don't?
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05,
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Though I have to say I can't imagine sick_boy wanting to look at nekkid men...
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:13,
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it's membership only! I'll have to pay 16 quid just to see Paul Scholes' tadger, unless....
*grabs housebreaking kit* be right back...
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01,
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*grabs housebreaking kit* be right back...

nestled in a bed of ginger straw. Arrrr.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:12,
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how ever far it seems
We'll always be together
Forever in penguin dreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams
(aaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaah)
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:55,
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We'll always be together
Forever in penguin dreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams
(aaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaah)


now who wants to do me up some anti-war ents?

but i don't need any heavy political stuff. this pic is fine, but no anti war stuff or anything, mm kay?
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but it seems some anti-Bush L337 h4XX0r d00d has just nobbled the signs at Piccadilly

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if it's not, then even better.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44,
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You'd expect people to be looking at it and pointing...
Anyway, it can't be a L337 h4XX0r d00d, it's spelled right...
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Anyway, it can't be a L337 h4XX0r d00d, it's spelled right...

...I'm a figment of someone's imagination.
And if I ever find out who it is, I am going to kick the shit out of them.
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And if I ever find out who it is, I am going to kick the shit out of them.

are poeple who don't see it every day.
*possible FACT rating of 58%
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*possible FACT rating of 58%

it makes perfect sense to me.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:14,
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but is that real?
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42,
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It was a guess. Bu tI figgered if I sounded confident I'd blag it! :)
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01,
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it's that that sign isn't a pixelly screen in the first place?
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52,
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Didn't buy any art but I have to say the bridge gif had me laughing out loud at work.
How did you do the secreting doctor pic?
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52,
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How did you do the secreting doctor pic?

Lovely cardboard and paint texture, very odd.
Have flash mx, haven't played with it much - is it harder to learn tto use than, saya train which I could also afford photoshop?
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59,
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Have flash mx, haven't played with it much - is it harder to learn tto use than, say

but.....
you know the rest
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:54,
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you know the rest

you've taken BadgerBadger.... and made it real!
sort of.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50,
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sort of.

Kraftwerk isnt popmusik ,
you forgot the "s" in "deutsche Popmusik" ,
it must be "Die autobahn" ,
thank you , thats all
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58,
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you forgot the "s" in "deutsche Popmusik" ,
it must be "Die autobahn" ,
thank you , thats all

gimme it back now
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39,
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but was yours a weebl & bob brand calculator? i think not!
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:40,
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coz i got bored whilst learning about differential equations
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41,
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argand diagrams turn into sharks and helicopters.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:46,
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I used a Casio calculator similar to that, but with far fewer functions, right the way up to my second year at uni. I didn't even have an index/surd function.
/boring.
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/boring.

my graphical calculator lacks any hyperbolic functions, due to the fact it wouldn't like to draw them if the occasion arose.
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I don't normally do this with kittens... it's my first time, honest!
*blush*
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:36,
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*blush*

It's my day off you know, I'm not normally naked at this time.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37,
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TJ:
One of the females in my office has asked me in my capcity of IT Manager to find her some naked pictures of Jonny Wilkinson, I want o help her because she is tall and blonde. Can anyone help? I really need a new job.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37,
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One of the females in my office has asked me in my capcity of IT Manager to find her some naked pictures of Jonny Wilkinson, I want o help her because she is tall and blonde. Can anyone help? I really need a new job.

shop a budgies head onto it and send it to her
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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unless in the oiled-up newspaper photo-shoot way. There might be some porn-a-likes, but I'm not looking......
My advice would be to shop it, and shop it hard.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39,
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My advice would be to shop it, and shop it hard.

If you look anything like Jonny Wilkinson, you're in with a chance!
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43,
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just handy for when you've....
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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TJ:
what was that thread with the b3ta phone wallpaper?, the spazz doesn't help.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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what was that thread with the b3ta phone wallpaper?, the spazz doesn't help.

for Siemens, thats the phones it worked with apparently
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43,
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Much better.
It tends to annoy peopel if you spam the board with small details of your life. this however is muchos better. I give it three thumbs up.
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It tends to annoy peopel if you spam the board with small details of your life. this however is muchos better. I give it three thumbs up.

And why is he festooned with the canadian flag?
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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it saves him hastle to call himself canadian - plus he thinks the queen is rather "neat"
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44,
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Missed the end of 15-to-1, dammit.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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i bet that black guy won though he was a right cleverclogs.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41,
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...before I made the leap to dreamspace.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44,
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as call for a bandwagon halt?

or is it my political stance...
/I know, watermelon off to popbitch...but they're all cranberry
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29,
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or is it my political stance...
/I know, watermelon off to popbitch...but they're all cranberry

this bush is not ready yet! We need to cultivate it before you can get schtoned.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:32,
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i wish i lived somewhere that has bus stops. someone has to do that for real.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39,
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tonight...with some of the other assembled masses in our local town rant.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:46,
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Rant is in Venice?
Haha
/edit: i see who you were replying to now...ignore.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:49,
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Haha
/edit: i see who you were replying to now...ignore.

but i live somewhere that the roads are not busy, or indeed wide enough to have designated "buses only" sections.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51,
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i hac to spend 3 mins explaining to my friend why it was funny... he still didnt get it
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41,
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etc
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:26,
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I'm live by sattelite.
oh to be 16 again...
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27,
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oh to be 16 again...

They had a bloke called Rat who lurked about in Wolverhampton. Nasty hair. Fat legs. Spots.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:36,
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without the good songs
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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they were infinitely superior.
the first ever proper gig i went to was ned's atomic dustbin at the duchess of york in leeds, some time in the summer of 1990. during my GCSEs...
/wistful
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41,
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the first ever proper gig i went to was ned's atomic dustbin at the duchess of york in leeds, some time in the summer of 1990. during my GCSEs...
/wistful

I can't recall any Neds tracks at all.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42,
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no wonder he called himself Rat. Poor sod.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41,
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I always wondered why a band would require two bass players . . . one is more than enough :)
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:20,
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haven't touched ice lollies yet still! lemme know when you're finished with them...
: )
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: )

i have the world wide patent and trademarks on all lolly related cartoons.
i will sue.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30,
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i will sue.

certainly sir. Do some more, that lolly one there is lubberly.
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I hate going to the opticians.

its great going for contacts though coz they use all the fancy machines on you
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:25,
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"test your eyesight"
it starts at the top and moves down and gets a little blurry so people move a little closer until the bottom line when "ROOOOOAAAARRRRRR!" and the lion pops up
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29,
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it starts at the top and moves down and gets a little blurry so people move a little closer until the bottom line when "ROOOOOAAAARRRRRR!" and the lion pops up

You need a bloody eye test.
though i'm a bit scared of the optician's now
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though i'm a bit scared of the optician's now
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