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# Not much of a looker himself all said and done

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I fucking
hate that cranberry
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# i think i have
oh no wait
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# .
kinda reminds me of the moog thing on willo the wisp!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# I have to agree with you there
(psssst it's "wisp" not "witch")
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# .
well spotted hehe.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Hey you guuyyyyyyyssss!!!!
hee hee
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Some were against their marriage

The groom looks like Phil Mitchell with hair.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# opposed?
supposed?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# nope apposed
meaning: related to apone from Aliens

100% fact
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# apone?
which one was he? Or she?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Wasn't Apone one of the pilots?
Certainly not a major part like Hicks or Hudson or even Spunkmeyer.
Edit/ Just googled for it, Apone was the ceeegar-chewing Sergeant.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# pfft...
...spunk.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# hehe
thought that would get a reaction.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# How does one "appose" exactly?
Is it like ice-skating?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# synchronised swimming I believe
not quite sure...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# That's just got me more confused...
There's grass in the background, so they can't have swum to the wedding. I thought it might be some kind of newfangled wheel-based shoe. Or maybe a skateboard-like device.
Stupid moderners with their wheel-obsession. Horses not good enough for 'em, eh?
Why I oughta...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# :)
may I direct you here
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# watermelon "Morning Has Broken"
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
perfection
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Yay!
Nuns rock! (literally)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaaaa
fuckin' hilarious!!!

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# ooooooo...
you swore...

Hey M3, I got myself an old truck. A 1980 Jeep J10.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# sweet
Like this one? here
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)
# No
It's a sidestep pickup short bed. Although the front end looks like that. Man, it's a beast.

And it needs an idle adjustment.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Of all the musical/old lady/convent inhabitant posts I have ever seen,
there has been nun better than this.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# I love
it when coffin dodgers rock out!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# marvellous
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I bloody love your sheep
it's full of sheepy goodness. And the main pic is pretty damn woo yay too. Yay for nuns!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# \m/
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# A luverly larf before
I watermelon off home!

Thanks!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# OMFG!
that's... well, godly!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# You say hippo
I say hippotato
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# apologies for the threadjack....
but I've popped my anim cherry.....

it's crap I know but I'm proud of me!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# bravo
bravo!!

edit: sorry, is your hippotato wearing a jacket? w/y/badger!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# yay you
!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# We love you furtive bear
even though you are a thieving bastard.

By the way, that's a choice example of the hippotatomus. Woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# you mean
my hippopotamus
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)
# It bears some resemblance
I'll grant you
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Marvelous
although, if I may venture an opinion, more frames are needed showing Fluffy being picked up.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Just popped my cherry!
The first time is always the worst!

I'm bound to improve just as with other cherry popping experiences..... just hope I've more chances to practice with this one.....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# How will he get
the wrapper off?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# and another
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Ice lolly humour
has come in for some stick in the past, but this is woo yay houpla of the first order. Nice!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# groan
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# snurk
/takes bow

/gets coat
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# its true thats a Feast for the ice
its got me all in a twister
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Puns puns puns
puns puns puns
puns puns
puns

please stop.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)
# anything you can do
I can do better.
I can do anything,
better than you...

no you can't,
yes I can,
no you can't,
yes I can, yes I can, yes I caaaaaaaaaaaaaan
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# heh
reminds me of those disturbing soy-sauce flash anims.

yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/index_e.html
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# another old biker
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# AWight yooo slaaaag!
Nice confusing test.
www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf
Also can someone help me get round the websense on this so I can look at naked men please.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I got 100%
I am the MASTER apparently
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# How many times...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# If you go to
german google, and use the translation tools to translate a website from german to english websense shouldn't be able to block the site - because it shows up as google.

I haven't tried using that trick to look at pictures of naked men though
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)
# good idea
just change the end of this to the site address, doesn't seem to matter what language it is

translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://www.lotsandlotsofnakedmen.com
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Got 100%
first time.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# mee too
I rule!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# the easiest way to do it
is to click the word that doesn't appear.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# yeah
they sometimes need to make the word appear in the actual colour that it is the name of.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# A very loverly old biker
he is too.
Woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# The relaxing pastime that is pea keeping.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Arf!
Wiz zees puns you is really killink us sir!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# until one of the little blighters
gets inside the mask
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Wow.
Board is great this evening.

You might want to change the way you've spelt 'pee' in the title, though.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# .
Thankyou
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# arf
pea honey for me!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Ye Gads
that's good
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# excellent
that pic can't p any better
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Pun-tastic!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# mmmmmmm
peas........
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Wow. That's really rather special
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# .
That's no pod!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# umm..
mushy
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# that'll make a good pea roast
jolly good stuff
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# top pea pun
!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# a-pea-ary!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# That is superb!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm peas :)

Woo Yay Houpla Panowie!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Say Aaaaaaah...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# aaaaargh
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# It's a
ScaryMaryPottomus. Woo et Yay!
TJ: It's 1700 GMT - Badger cam is live.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# nice
a 'no badgercam' a class act.... but just maybe... in the still of the night.

do they have names?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I see nothing
I demand badgers
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Watch closely
They zoom in, snuff up all the food, zoom out.
Clean up the yard right nice in about 10 minutes.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I am dubious.
Some of them have a time in the future on them. I think it's fake.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
"I'm so fucked!"
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# arrgh
..is it gone yet?

woo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARGH!
more like!

but he likes it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# argggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjakmn;lknca'POIJFFF
look at all them fillings!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# that could be nasty if he has an overbite
wooo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Close photoshop down
and step away from the computer... it's for your own good.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# special eyes.
scary in every possible context.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# will those eyes
ever expire?

woo yay!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Awww

Ive never seen one in real life.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# has he been fighting?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I read that as fisting
I may need a lie down.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Very few Pandas have either.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# How
about the magic of webcams?
Panda Cam
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# aawwwwwwww
that is all
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# They don't really exist
They're a mixture of CGI and Midgets in costumes so the Chinese government can reap millions in Panda-Aid packages*

*May be complete lie

Woo to the pic!

Edit: This was posted yesterday, it's got a baby Panda http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandas/pandacam/index.html
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# those panda-ade drinks are foul
they all taste the same
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# You're buying the wrong ones
you should get pure Panda-ade, not Panda-ade made from frozen Panda concentrate
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# thats the problem with notliving in a big city
our supermarkets have crap stock
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Mmm. Freshly squeezed panda!
Evenin' all!

I went into school intending to kick ass and chew bubblegum today, and I was so ass-kicking I confiscated my own bubblegum and gave myself a detention. Woo hoo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Hehe
Evening! On that note it's freedom time for me and I'm off home, see y'all later
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Shift change
already?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# what do you teach?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# ass kicking
and bubble gum chewing by the sound of it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# i was just deciding whether or not he fitted into one of the catagories
of teachers to hate...physics, PE and geography
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# How dare you hate physicists!
We're great we are!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Isn't that
'Life Skills' or somesuch?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# The only subject worth teaching of course!
Secondary Science, with my speciality being Physics! Woo to science!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# you probably shouldn't read
my post up there then

(bad experiences with utterly incompetant physics teachers)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Non of that crap in my lessons.
We did watermelon off huge magnets in my lesson last week, trials of strength and allsorts. Admittedly todays was a little boring, but we needed it to be out the way so I can start burning stuff.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# i reeeeeeaaaaaally like the subject but we had one teacher last year
who once sent 5 of our class(of 12) off to slep at one time and the other hardly ever turned up and when he did he was high or hungover
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Hungover, occasionally,
but mainly its experiments these days cos the kids can't read or write. :( The yall behaved well today, noone sent out, or detentions, just moving them around a bit and keeping them back for 5 mins at break. Oh, and setting up a checkpoint at the doors so they could only leave if the showed me what they'd done. ^_^
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# cunning as a fox
just hand them the ammonia and the H2SO4 and let them make green bubbling poisenous stuff with loads of clouds... then make them explain why it bubbles
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Princes Consort Vodka,
with Panda Cola. A refreshing beverage for every 14 year old in the park of an evening.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# we always drank the whit label
vodka from tescos

i think it was "the london gin distillers group"
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# the police
will catch you one day...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# i thought Princes Consort whisky was classy
back then
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I always thought
they tasted of washing-up liquid.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# yup
and all the same
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# You should rinse your cups properly ;)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# i'm still waiting
for that panda to do something
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# surely you don't mean
panda pops?

only the greatest lemonade ever made.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# what?

a panda dressed in cartoon paraphernalia?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# they're very very ickle
like ickle ickle slugs
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# nope.
you're clearly thinking of baby slugs there
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# hmnnnn I think you're right
where is my mind today?? thanks!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Weeee
Am I there? :DD
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# at icezebra's request
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# heh heh heh
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# ...
In more ways than one...

I'm the only one with the filthy mind here aren't I. Or perhaps the only one to sympathise with the lady lolly.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# pfffffffft
hummus seemsto be on tonight
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# damn, i wanted mojo jojo.
i ended up with a bloody powder puff girl.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# i have both now!!!
i can have pretendy fights!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# phwoar
go on...
stick it to 'er :D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# That
is fantastic
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# P-P-P-P-P-Penguin Dreams
man shocks wife with image on computer screen
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# W-W-W-W-W-W-Woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# to be honst
its ok.........but i dont get the dream part
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# quiet you
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Penguins can't fly
So they're dreaming about it. Don't think I've seen one of your pics have i?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Handily,
they're all in his/her/it's profile.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# that is rather handy
I especially like the rhino.

???? wtf???
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# play nicely
lads.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Never!


/runs off with ball
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# chases with a vengeance........
ack... cough! cough! choke....

gotta quit the ciggies, dammit!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Ah.....
It's maybe best that it stays there
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Small Polite Hint for the Ever So Stightly Hard of Thinking
PENGUINS CAN'T FLY ......... :)

Please and thankyou
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh
That's lovely!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Hello
Don't ask how I know this..
www.ruggerbugger.com/
NSFW unless your boss wants you to find pictures of naked rugby players..
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# FUCKY FUCKETY FUCKY CUNTY
it's blocked!!!!

/sobs

God help me!

/drops to knees
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Yes
bastards get you all excited then want your credit card. It's not fair!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# But why do you think
sick_boy wants to see naked men? Do you know something about him we don't?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# He claims someone at work
asked him to find them. Oh yes.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hahahahaha - and you believed him?
Though I have to say I can't imagine sick_boy wanting to look at nekkid men...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Bumsocks
it's membership only! I'll have to pay 16 quid just to see Paul Scholes' tadger, unless....
*grabs housebreaking kit* be right back...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Think of a small wrinkly piglet
nestled in a bed of ginger straw. Arrrr.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# .
C-C-C-C-C-Cool pic
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# (=
C-C-C-Cool reply...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# it should be them..
taking over the world and wars
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Do you ever...
...think before replying?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# i love that
its great
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# We'll always be together
how ever far it seems
We'll always be together
Forever in penguin dreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams
(aaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaah)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# birthday salutations
and jubulations!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm.... it's the totally topical taste


now who wants to do me up some anti-war ents?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Not me
Political posts give me the shits.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# thats a nice shop
but i don't need any heavy political stuff. this pic is fine, but no anti war stuff or anything, mm kay?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Indeed
I can't stand people hugging trees on my time
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Am I allowed to say
Bush is a fuckwit?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I hope this isn't already GC
but it seems some anti-Bush L337 h4XX0r d00d has just nobbled the signs at Piccadilly

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# that is shopped, isn't it?...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# if it's shopped, it's done with pixel-perfect accuracy.
if it's not, then even better.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Well if it was real,
You'd expect people to be looking at it and pointing...
Anyway, it can't be a L337 h4XX0r d00d, it's spelled right...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Yes.
I point at everything that is real.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# i'm pointing at stuff now.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# *points at Bob*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I'm not real...
...I'm a figment of someone's imagination.

And if I ever find out who it is, I am going to kick the shit out of them.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# *hides*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# The only people who look at it
are poeple who don't see it every day.
*possible FACT rating of 58%
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i wouldn't look and point at that
it makes perfect sense to me.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# now i know theres no bridge shark or bellypopper
but is that real?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Is that true
Or am I very gullible? Or both?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I'd imagine the answer is
no and yes!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# is that...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# is that shopped?
if so, woo yay!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# if not
even more woo and yay
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# indeed!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# i want that to be real
so very very much
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# what is...
bush doing here eny way? meeting his gay lover?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# balls
you shopped it
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# heh heh
what was the giveaway?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# your
reply...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# damn it!
.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# well erm...
It was a guess. Bu tI figgered if I sounded confident I'd blag it! :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# maybe
it's that that sign isn't a pixelly screen in the first place?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# A Park Hampers
er...hamper.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Kling klang
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I love this.
Woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
these are great keep em coming
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I don't know exactly why
but I'm liking this a lot
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# hey I just checked your profile
Didn't buy any art but I have to say the bridge gif had me laughing out loud at work.

How did you do the secreting doctor pic?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Photoshop,
and Flash for the drawing of the characters.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# nice one.
Lovely cardboard and paint texture, very odd.
Have flash mx, haven't played with it much - is it harder to learn tto use than, say a train which I could also afford photoshop?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I'd love to send you a photo of the picture I bought
but.....
you know the rest
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I know,
I know.
Soon you'll have one of your very own...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# huzzah
you've taken BadgerBadger.... and made it real!

sort of.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# tres
bon!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# by the way(2)
Kraftwerk isnt popmusik ,
you forgot the "s" in "deutsche Popmusik" ,
it must be "Die autobahn" ,

thank you , thats all
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# ya! das ist gut!
das Woo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Very good
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# ahhh so you're the bastard who's nicked me calculator
gimme it back now
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# yes,
but was yours a weebl & bob brand calculator? i think not!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# no but it had "fucksocks and arsenuggets" written on the back in tippex
coz i got bored whilst learning about differential equations
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# complex numbers always get me.
argand diagrams turn into sharks and helicopters.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# ARF!
I used a Casio calculator similar to that, but with far fewer functions, right the way up to my second year at uni. I didn't even have an index/surd function.

/boring.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Yes.
It's the damn fx-83. EEEvil calculator.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# aren't you a clever little fucker then.
my graphical calculator lacks any hyperbolic functions, due to the fact it wouldn't like to draw them if the occasion arose.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# how rare!
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# woo!
55378008
hehehe
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Yay
Piiieee
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# very
woo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I can see you

bwahahaha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# really?
I don't normally do this with kittens... it's my first time, honest!

*blush*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# *dresses quickly*
It's my day off you know, I'm not normally naked at this time.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Blimey!
TJ:
One of the females in my office has asked me in my capcity of IT Manager to find her some naked pictures of Jonny Wilkinson, I want o help her because she is tall and blonde. Can anyone help? I really need a new job.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# take a picture of yourself naked
shop a budgies head onto it and send it to her
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# is she going to be
in your pron fillum?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I am
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ALL HAIL THE MOON LORD
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I wish...
....though asking may jeopardise my position.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I doubt any exist,
unless in the oiled-up newspaper photo-shoot way. There might be some porn-a-likes, but I'm not looking......

My advice would be to shop it, and shop it hard.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# 'but I'm not looking...'
yeah right!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Tell her...
...that he is the goatse man.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Think about it logically.
If you look anything like Jonny Wilkinson, you're in with a chance!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# mmmmm nice kitchen towel dispenser
just handy for when you've....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# woo!
TJ:
what was that thread with the b3ta phone wallpaper?, the spazz doesn't help.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# try searching
for Siemens, thats the phones it worked with apparently
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# do you mean this one?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# cheers!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# a picture?
Much better.

It tends to annoy peopel if you spam the board with small details of your life. this however is muchos better. I give it three thumbs up.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# the guy behind me was on this site
hes gone now XD
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I recognise
those random green things.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# i like sponge bob
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# that way?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# sponge bob's canadian?
never
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
#
nope his a USA
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# "He's" not his.
And why is he festooned with the canadian flag?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# he's just fed up of people constantly having a go about the foreign policy that he doesnt agree with
it saves him hastle to call himself canadian - plus he thinks the queen is rather "neat"
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# That explains
the bucket of KFC on his head.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
#
ya he got that flag there to
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Woo & Yay for Sponge Bob Square Pants
What a guy!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
#
me or sponge bob?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I Don't get it.
Isn't that what you usually say?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# don't lose any sleep over it
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I had a little kip earlier.
Missed the end of 15-to-1, dammit.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I love that show
Willian G. is the don
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# me too
i bet that black guy won though he was a right cleverclogs.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# He was in the final three...
...before I made the leap to dreamspace.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I don't
i think he is the fucking antichrist
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# would this be labelled as
as call for a bandwagon halt?



or is it my political stance...

/I know, watermelon off to popbitch...but they're all cranberry
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hehe
political
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Could be a Dutch..
..Bush Schtop
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# schtop
this bush is not ready yet! We need to cultivate it before you can get schtoned.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# aaw
i wish i lived somewhere that has bus stops. someone has to do that for real.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# i am
tonight...with some of the other assembled masses in our local town rant.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
# do you live in venice?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# don't tell me...
Rant is in Venice?

Haha

/edit: i see who you were replying to now...ignore.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)
# no.
but i live somewhere that the roads are not busy, or indeed wide enough to have designated "buses only" sections.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# "Insert Subject Here"
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Yay!
Captioned to perfection. ;)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# even with the caption
i hac to spend 3 mins explaining to my friend why it was funny... he still didnt get it
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# ahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahhahahhhhaaaahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaahhaha
etc
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# *wry smile*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# yay
craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaig david
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# hahahaha
she probably would, too
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# heheheheheh
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
that one is very good
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# wow
you're on form today
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Plug me in! Plug me in!
I'm live by sattelite.

oh to be 16 again...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Neds fan!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# It's a sight for sore eyes.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# funny you should say that
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I remember Neds
They had a bloke called Rat who lurked about in Wolverhampton. Nasty hair. Fat legs. Spots.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Neds were a bit like the Wonderstuff but
without the good songs
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# pah! pah! pah! i say
they were infinitely superior.

the first ever proper gig i went to was ned's atomic dustbin at the duchess of york in leeds, some time in the summer of 1990. during my GCSEs...

/wistful
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I can remember at least 5 stuffies songs 12 years after I first heard them
I can't recall any Neds tracks at all.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# and his name was Gareth Pring
no wonder he called himself Rat. Poor sod.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Used to bump into a few of them at KJ gigs . . .
I always wondered why a band would require two bass players . . . one is more than enough :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# yay for ned's atomic dustbin!
ahhh, that takes me back...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# he he he
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I
haven't touched ice lollies yet still! lemme know when you're finished with them...

: )
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# never
i have the world wide patent and trademarks on all lolly related cartoons.

i will sue.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Arf
certainly sir. Do some more, that lolly one there is lubberly.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ok
will do.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah-
ha

ha

ah

AH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Hadn't seen that.
It's ace. Needs animating ;)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Excellent
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# ahahaha
thats poss your best yet
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Good one.
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# top
stuff
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# bo' solecta
once again, he's dun it again.

superb
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# very good
!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# YES!
Original and funny!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# excellente!
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# That's

that is.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# "And the bottom line?...Good....Now, tell me when the vertical stripes are clear..."


I hate going to the opticians.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# yikes!
wasn't expecting that
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# arf!!
its great going for contacts though coz they use all the fancy machines on you
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Lovely
Nicely Done!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# coul;d be made into a lovely acary flash animation
"test your eyesight"
it starts at the top and moves down and gets a little blurry so people move a little closer until the bottom line when "ROOOOOAAAARRRRRR!" and the lion pops up
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Yes.
If gifsicle did flash :(
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Lion?
You need a bloody eye test.

though i'm a bit scared of the optician's now
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)

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