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(MintSauce, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

Your

website has the best flash preloader ever.

Fact.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:51, archived)

Seconded

and it's a cool website too.

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Penile, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 16:01, archived)

Last of the gayness...for now

more gayness here
even more gayness here

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

AH!

AH!

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Koogas, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

......

you are so going to be hunted down. And I honour you.

(wasted industry, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

he already *is*

being hunted down

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

ah.

fair point. sickboy, I salute you.

(wasted industry, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)

Hahaha.

You should tell manic about these, it's his kind of thing.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)

Ah yes!

Is he still up to that?

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

Homoerotica?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)

it's the fast way of life

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)

Super homo erotica !

You should make the papers again in no time..

Woo to you and all who sail in you !

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Darryn.R, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)

so gay

so so gay

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)

and you'd know about that?

;-)

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)

Shhhhhhhh

everyone here thinks I'm straight !!

I am though........oh yeah

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)

last of the gayness?

does that have advocates of man love going down a hill in a bath - sounds great

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)

hee hee

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:43, archived)

*snort*

*giggle*

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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

ehehehehe!

I like that :D wonder how it bends over?

(wasted industry, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

Is that all you ever think about?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)

why.....

yes. how did you know?

(wasted industry, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

via a complex network or levers and pulleys

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

alaska

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slight yoinks!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)

Terrible

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)

I see

you've finally got a stork on

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

2 chopsticks and that would be money

TJ: just saw this very slighty NSFW link on ananova. www.ananova.com/desktop/picture.html?startingAt=32&keywords=+&subsite=&_subsite=
Isn't it wonderful that they've let the picture alone but censored the word 'tits'?

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)

Don't you just love milky blue veined breasts

or is it only me?

(mi laddie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)

eugh

I say again Ashley

Eugh

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)

it's

only you. most definitely.

(wasted industry, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)

reminds me

of a particularly nice pice of stilton i once ate...... mmmmmmm cheese

(mi laddie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)

she is

rancid

(Mr. Partyhat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)

"1,000 hits per day and raised a modest £35"

Does a pervert's generosity know no bounds?

(the_invisible_dog, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)

nicely

done

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corington, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)

New York's new skyscraper will be the tallest in the world

and the widest.

(taller)

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corington, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)

Geordies claim plagliarism.
woot!

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)

i remember that

it's on the way into newcastle, right?

(mixtapes, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

it IS newcastle

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)

I thought

it was Gateshead.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

Yup, you're right

vork is wrong.

Its in Gateshead, a good 10 miles away from Newcastle :)

(Markp, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:54, archived)

can

geordies spell plagiarism?

(cybo, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)

Well, I can't.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

wotch it you.

We can be as articulated as anywon.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)

it has to be.

otherwise, the terrorists will have won.

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)

killroy

-cough cough-

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

that sounds nasty

have a strepsil

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

sorry

they made me have a cigarrette

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

NEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

crash

sorry

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)

and what a great excuse

to have super-fast travelators.
Mucho-woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

i'd jump up at down at one end

to try and make it rock.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

No, you have to be far more insidious than that.

Arrange for one wing to all have their lunch break at once.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

could try and get everyone to run from one end to the other

in time with the rocking.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)

You could fly a plane at it. That'd get them moving.

Circle it and make feinting passes* at each end in turn.

*couple of easy puns there if anyone wants 'em

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

I favour

dropping a particularly fruity guff at one end, forcing everyone to run into the far arm.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)

makes me think of Jesus.

Our Lord and Savior

(Errol, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

MORE

NAILS

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)

Yay!

Nice shadow in the background - so perfect I almost missed it!

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

HAHA

WOO

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)

Inspired by the owl/apple, and all the orangutans earlier.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)

mum

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)

nicely

done there

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corington, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:20, archived)

thankyou, it took ages to do in gimp.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)

daddy?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)

Na thats uncle jeff

Dont see much of him anymore

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

cousin?

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corington, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)

What is this. Pauls family tree day

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)

They'd need lots of clay ...

(darfbozo, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

Pfft!

nicely done

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)

tanfastic

woo

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)

Woo!

But where's the lazy reference to large amounts of pies?

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)

Hobbie: Two fighters against a Renaisence?

Leia:The ion cannon will fire several shots to make sure that any enemy ideas will be out of your flight path.

I don't know what the hell happened here.

(sleipnir, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

nor do I

but I like it ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

Looks my like a knob shooting its load to me

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

you wanna

get that looked at, helmet recoil can be bad for your health.

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)

True. Its great for artexing the ceiling though

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:20, archived)

my knob is bigger

*100% fact*

(Errol, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)

thats some smashing firing action going on there

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

I worry for his safety. He's going to be mixing with some tough cookies.

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

Sometimes you do a picture and you think,

"Well, that's a surefire hit. They will worship me as a god - even moreso than usual." And then no-one replies. It's tragic that I am so misunderstood.

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)

Awww!

All I can say is: I'm not British, and I have no idea who the guy (not the Hamburglar, the other guy) is.
I'll give you a woo anyway: WOO.

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azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

Thank you.

The man in question is Ian Huntley, who murdered two young girls.

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)

Aaah, but it's The Way, isn't it.

Never question The Way.

Frankly, i'm suprised they could find two people who didn't want to kill him.

Burger stealing bastard.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

sorry

All I read there was:

"EENIE-OONIE ARNIE!"

I don't understand...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)

We've

all been too busy having a go at that Badger one in the next thread down.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)

Afternoon everyone - I'm the new guy

I'm the Mysterious Badger. I've never posted here before, so I'm hoping somebody will be nice and reply to me - preferably with a nonsensical utterance or a collection of onomatopoeic noises of joy.
By the way, I thought you should know that your all gay and Svenno is a hot piece of ass. Has anybody tried shopping Chump Manbear's face onto him or his lunchbox? Worth a try. Woo.

(The_Mysterious_Badger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

You have obviously lurked here a while (otherwise you wouldn't have been able to shoehorn quite so many b3taisms into one sentence) so you will also probably be familiar with the terms "ThreadJack" and "Threadwaste" and know the general consensus on them.
Welcome by the way.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

Gosh

That was fluffy

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

its just a phase I'm going through.

I think I'll try out "Bazing" next and see which feels the most "me"

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)

Baz

is going to be feeling most of you?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)

I do hope so.

Its been a while.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)

*PARP*

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

Noise of joy?

Thanks for the parp. I knew I'd come to the right place.

(The_Mysterious_Badger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

honk?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

funny

I thought that was thebears image?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

It was.

I added the alarmed goose.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

my one doesn't have a picture of Baz in the foreground

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thebear is thebear, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

ahhhhhhh

it all makes sense now.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)

sorry

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

I don't care

/bad mood

(south, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

would anyone like to join me outside for a cigarette?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

yes

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

sounds

like a plan

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

YES

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
(P.S. Can I scab one off you?)

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

do you have a lighter

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

A lighter what?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

cigarette lighter

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

Lighter than what?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

fire

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

please dont

I promise ill work harder and not spend my whole day on b3ta from now on

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

I have all of the above

(bar a lovely, lovely cigarette)

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)

no, get your fucking own

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

I said that to my wife

when she asked me to get her a cup of tea.

I now live on the streets.

/spare any change, guv?

(Errol, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

I'm having a pipe

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thebear is thebear, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

I've got 180 duty frees left at home

But neglected to bring any into work (what with the giving up and all). Gi's a fag, boss... There's brown-love in it for you...

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

rather!

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rogan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaay

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

is he having

a fit????

(BigBobbyh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

who? rogan?

probably

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

Could we maybe have an epilepsy challenge next?

'Tis such an amusing affliction.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

here

canine epilepsy network

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

it would be great

the most spazzed out spaz

(BigBobbyh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

thats so bloody great!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

Oh fuck off.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

oh baz

you big bumfungus

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

thats

his way of being nice.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

ooh

4rthur's back up. yay for munkt0n!

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

hrrmm

still fucktified for me

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

i've lost saved messages

but they were probably crap anyway
otherwise looks fine

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)

nope

it just screams at me when i log in - even after a cookie/cache shakeabout

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:20, archived)

you save your messages?

what the fuck for?

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)

He gets hot xxx sex-talk

from all the lady b3tans.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)

and from you too

please stop

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)

now i think about it

i had a couple saved cos they have info in that i don't have written down elsewhere. only about six though

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)

I had the height of a piano

in my flibz saved messages.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

i think i remember that thread

i had one (on 4rthur) from somebody i promised to send some crap out of my loft to, and now i can't remember who it was

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)

it was me

what was the crap?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)

some early eighties editions

of razzle

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)

are the pages still easily separated?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)

you lie

tis still as borked as a very borked thing

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)

it's probably the surge of peopl

trying to log back in that's borken it again.
Oh well, it's not as if anyone talks to me on it anyway.

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

it's still fine here

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

mine still says

Warning: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/munk/public_html/auth.php on line 41

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)

yup

same here

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)

have you tried

ctrl-f5 to force a refresh from the server rather than from the cache? (i think it is ctrl-f5, may be shift-f5)

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Spoon, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)

tried, and failed

tis still fucksocked

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)

i'm on a mac...

but i completely nuked my cache and cookies for 4rthur and it still won't cooperate

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)

awww

no one talks to me either = (
tell you what, when it comes back up i promise to write to you. ok?

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)

i tend to get death threats

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

it's normally our way to post a picture on a new thread

but as I'm in a good mood and not doing any work

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

hahaha

i like that

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

Class!

Veritable of a PERMANENT Front Page methinks!

(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

nah

you've got to humour the gay shift, which aren't skiving at all

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

do we still have a gay shift?

i thought that had run its course

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)

there are some

who continue to flog that horse

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)

hmm, for this humour

we need a new source

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:43, archived)

excellent

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Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

Being a worthless threadwasting cranberry

Yeah, sorry about the no picture thing. I did a crappy one of No Hands Kitten with some seagull wings, but then I read the FAQs and realised I didn't have any webspace, so that was that down the swanny.
Sorry.

(The_Mysterious_Badger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

The term is "cunt", by the way.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

You could

reply to an existing thread.
Make yours the first reply if you want it to stand out.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

go to msn and set up a group

I think it is explained in near patronising detail in spoons how to set up a MSN group thing.
Bod Bless Spoon

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

Cheers

Alright, then. I will. Thanks.
Sorry again about ruining everybody's lives. Especially Baz, who seems on the verge of apoplexy.

(The_Mysterious_Badger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

he's really very fluffy and sweet

if you ignore all aspects of his personality

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)

try

ukdragon

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

They probably have,

but i think you should give it a go anyway.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

and it is now that we

hear the mating call of the b3tan....................

COCK OFF!!

and there we have it one of natures special treats

(BigBobbyh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

Seeming as this

is an imageless thread:

HAVE AT THEE!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

ahaha

clifftop shithouse challenge, classic.

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

if only

woo

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Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

hello new person

read the FAO

dont worry bout the little girls on here that get moody. They will soon put their toys back in their prams and all will be forgotten.

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

i dotn have

any toys for i am an underprivalaged child :(

(BigBobbyh, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

all i have is a stone and a marble

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)

you evidently

don't have a dictionary either.

(wasted industry, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

Hello new person ....

Can I direct you to the FAQ at all?

(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

it seems you can't

(Errol, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

have another

site now updated, 270 toons on there

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)

Thats just grape

cab for one please

gets coat

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)

Haha nice

Let's just hope they don't turn into the Grapes of Wrath

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)

Nicely done, sir.

TJ: I think I'm in the Shaun of the Dead trailer!

It's only for a 1/100th of a second, but I'm sure that's me. I was bleeding heavily from the mouth and nose at this point...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

hahaha

well done you.
I nearly applied to that then realised they wanted me to wear spastic contact lenses.

So I said no.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

Only

featured zombies got contacts...I was a "background zombie" and so got to keep my own eyes for the part...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)

was in the newsletter ages ago I think-
ask for a featured part in 'Shaun of the dead'

zombie movie in glasgow I think...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

Nah,

London

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

i was

playing on the Shaun bit.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)

sorry

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)

Shaun of the Dead is a British zombie film by Simon Pegg, the bloke who wrote and starred in C4 sitcom Spaced. He found extras via an open casting among fans, geeks etc. I forgot to go along.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)

I can get the flash site to work, but not the trailer

I'm googling now for it in any other format - anyone else got one already?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:51, archived)

poor lil fella..

woo :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:10, archived)

Arf!

Any word on publishing (i'm behind on the news)?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

Nah not much!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)

I like, as usual

Must see what I can do about getting you and Down on the Farm some work...

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)

Oooooh!

Please!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

I like animals

(SoberKing, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)

wow

what is it?

kill it anyway ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)

it's your dinner

but you have to tempt it into the oven first

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)

a little wine and butter should do it!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)

here kitty kitty kitty

erm - here dolf or wuck. nice warm oven for you. sleep tight - don't let the bedbug.. GOTCHA!

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)

did i not mention

that it's actually 125ft tall?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)

I have a

big fuck-off oven.

think the wicker man.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)

Just shoot it

BTW - Bloody yanks have dropped a bomb on Yorkshire
fuckwits

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Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)

Bastards.

They could have at least used a real one.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)

They're probably

saving the real ones for London. Yorkshire was probably just a practice.

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Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)

first london

then manchester

then i'll be happy.

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaay

apocalypse

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)

don't forget

leeds

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)

most americans

don't know where these places are. So if you would kindly paint targets on your rooftops, we would appreciate it.
ta.

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b2 I'm not really here..., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)

"an investigation team is determining the cause of the incident"

i think it's a fairly open-and-shut case of fucktardery, really

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)

that's not the cause.

the cause probably involved lack of investment in the education system, and a fair amount of inbreeding... it was in suffolk, after all.

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)

yorkshire

surely?

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)

east yorkshire:

we in the west/north don't like to talk about it.

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)

does south yorkshire

even exist?

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)

yes

it contains sheffield, amongst others
east yorkshire doesn't exist any more, that's now humberside
wakefield is west yorkshire though, and not south as the bbc are claiming

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evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)

i'm not sure they allow

the local farmers to take a spin in the jets

they should

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)

imagine the songs

"i've got a brand new ming-15"

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)

merciless?

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)

correct me if I'm wrong

but I never thought Yorkshire was in Suffolk?

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Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)

Lakenheath

is in Suffolk.

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Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)

cripes!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/3389957.stm

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/3389957.stm

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Reverend Dan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)

they're dropping bombs everywhere!

(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)

it's raining bombs!

(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)

Hallelujah!

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Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)

I am

shocked and awed

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rogan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)

and serve it with chips

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)

no no

serve it with daddy

(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)

A Duck Billed Eaglewolf? Woo!

And I'm sorry to TJ, but I have a serious question:
Like probably everyone I have a huge collection of very good images that appeared here, but of course I can't remember who did which one. I'm invited to show visual stuff on sunday afternoons in a club. What do you think about making a slideshow with all those images? I couldn't give credit to anybody in particular, but of course I'd put the b3ta logo and URL on the screen.

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azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)

provided you're not making money out of it

i'd imagine it would be fine.

why not collect the images you want to use, put them on your own website, and invite people to look at it, and if they ask you to take it down do so?

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)

i second that

you could use the web gallery thing in photoshop

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)

Of course I'd do it for amusement only,

I wouldn't earn a (Euro-) Cent with it. I'll think about that website idea - problem would be to make it popular enough without pissing everyone off by repeated posting.

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azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)

ask a mod to put it on the front page for a bit

they might do it!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)

There is always the point

that most of the original (pre shopped) images were stolen anyway so permission from the artist who shopped it would only be half.
SO what the others say is best, post them and ask people to own up.

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That gives me the idea

to put them up and connect the image collection to a database, so people can input their username if they did a particular image. I may do that then.

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azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)

If you had any of my images

(which I doubt), I'd be happy.

Maybe you could create some web pages with thumbnails to let forum members spot their own. Place the addy in your profile and let your username tell people that it's there...

just a thought.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)

I'm more of a lurker than a regular

(I have a job and a social life to maintain... at least I pretend to), so I don't think enough people would see that. I guess I'll do that anyway. Thanks!

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azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:02, archived)

You've embarassed me now

I have job + social life. Or at least I did the last time I looked. Admittedly that was ni 1997.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)

Well, I said I pretend.

I only do b3ta when I'm not wanking. Which is not very often.

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azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)

a duck-billed arctic wolf?

how rare!

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)

Mind the

piss!

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azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)

Its an Eagleplatterpuswolf

Native to southern Antartica. They are an endangered species. There are only 200 of them left of which 40 are female.

You can sponser one of these lovely animals for only £3 a month.

For further information: www.wafflewaffleblahblah.com

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)

I called it...

a Wolftyhawkus. Dunno why...

(SoberKing, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)

Thread dibna steeple Jack!

does anybody have a link to last weeks question of the week?

w00t to the pic btw

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parsley, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:02, archived)

At least they are obedient.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)

Woo Yay!

Nicely done.

Loon.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)

oops

the annoying thing was... I checked how to spell it and STILL made that mistake.
What an arse.
*off to change*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)

hehehe

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)

I used to have an epilectic dog :¬(

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Reverend Dan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)

Still, beggars can't be choosers, eh?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)

How did he fit?

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)

Tightly

/coat

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)

guffaw

i loikes tht word

(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)

Arf!

Much comedy

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)

*falls off chair*

*slaps zak mcflimby*

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mrRush, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)

ooh yeah

I've been bad.

Punish me.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)

BBC bosses were pleased with their new "Jenson Button"

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)

I like

that a lot

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christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)

he really looks like a kid there

don't call him Kid, though. He's dead grown up you know.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)

Haha!

For some reason, that has filled my head with images of "Diddy" David Hamilton.
:/

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)

Should be better really...

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)

Cunts!

All of them! But woo to you.

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)

It has been many moons since i used a tritone

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)

Too Subtle?

more gayness here

Cheers for pointing it out Baz

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)

When the government finally find you

you're going to get a good beating. Or bumming. Until then... woo yay houpla!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)

Lovely.

I bet you're having a great time locating all your source material.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)

I am getting a little queer in my old age...

...he's called Brian

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)

Major issues my friend

Your gayness has excelled itself

(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)

It is becoming a worry

;)

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)

hmm

disturbing...

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Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)

is it?

It Is!

PM IN SHOCK SHOWER SCANDLE

(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)

did emohawk

teach you to spell?

(rednc, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)

yes

(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)

You sure it wasn't Emo Philips?

www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/e/emophilips133335.html

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)

That Bush and Blair they love the cock

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)

gay

gay
gay
gay
gay!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)

they know were you live!

Woo!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)

and they'll be round with the sparkling wine

and judy garland dvd tomorrow night

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)

PANTY HOSE

by any chance, or am I reading too much into this (or not enough)???

(eyebrows, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)

Any suggestions on spending the prize money?

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)

mole removal surgery?

(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)

oh god that gives me the screaming meemies!!

but what's all this about:

entry #1 on www.memepool.com

(mixtapes, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)

Well well well...

I'd completely forgotten about memepool... It's been a good couple of years since I paid that chappie a visit. Ah - web nostalgia - a year's as good as a decade...

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)

ugh!

that's quite disgustingly disturbing!

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Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)

lovely!

"i am a mole and i live in a darts player"...

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)

YAY!

ANDY FORDHAM! fattest sports champion EVER

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)

With a hairstyle like that though

you have to forgive him.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)

Yay!

That is most unpleasant...!

and there's almost a joke about drinking from the furry cup too... or is it just me?

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mog, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)

I can't take credit for that

The source pic was pretty nasty already

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)

I can imagine.

*imagines*

eeeeeeeep!

I bet he stinks....

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mog, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)

Definitely...

(Satan's Pet, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)

(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)

They're trying hard to save the tiger from extinction

but it may be a struggle

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)

would

(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)

He's roundin' 'em up

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)

Hahahahahah

Smashing!

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

hahahahahhahahahahahaha

(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)

heh heh.

"what have you given my garden? NOTHING!"

(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)

get down on your knees

and pray for the munificence of Alan Tischmarsh.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)

haha - have a kilroy taliban

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)

Ahahahahahaha

That is geni-arse!

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Evil Bastardo, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)

smallworld

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)

It's the

Little Prince!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)

Oooooh.. yes.

Very very woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)

love that soooo much!

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)

Great!

Theoretically, he could jump forwards, and end up in orbit.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)

haha

lovely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)

awww

all lonesome in the snow.

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muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)

just

ace

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)

Hahaha

that's what'll happen when you live on a small planet - woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)

great stuff

lovely

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)

Your stuff's

getting better and better!

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christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)

Love it!

Have a shiny woo.

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valley, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)

marvellous!

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mrRush, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)

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