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# don't be scared

(spoonsandmarbles, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# But what
would their children look like?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# How can I not be?
TJ: Is there a b3tan slang for people who only post answers?
([sic] You're ad here?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Popbitchers?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Oh her?
Isn't she aunt Swearer?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Spamming cranberries?
Sorry, that's two words.

Shame there's not an ignore button on the QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# odd
fire, oil of gloves, ears - struggling to make the connection.

or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Twats?
There is another one of em as well, something like snivelinglittlebastard or something. He's a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Things
can only get better

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# eat your oatmeal son
why bother, im just a freak!


i like family guy

/edit woo to the pic btw, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# hurrah!
my dvd box set arrived t'other day
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
#
Whats that dad?

Why thats the planet mercury son but what its doing down here by the waterfront
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# im a guy
you jackass!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
#
Did you know that jesus and moses used guns to defeat the romans?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
#
sorry i'll stop quoting
*strokes chin*
Holy crap what are these doing up here

ok thats me finished sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# i have more
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# why do i taste crotch?
teehee, couldn't help it
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# i know you're a feminist...
and i think thats adorable, but this is grown-up time and im the man
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# its only had one previous owner
JAMES BOND!
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# according to my uncle...
who's a real whizz with volcanoes, a volcano is heading this way!

hmm, i too have an uncle. come in

/edit, im stopping now
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# ah cloud insurance the funniest of all gags
we attack tommorow

yes tommorrow

i mean it this time
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# optimus prime is jewish?
hehe
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# we're gonna do our own show
i don't wanna!

yes you do! you do because it's normal!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# why wont you teach me how to wipe dad?
because you dont have a bottom son
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
#
New series January next yeah WYH
Woo the pic by the way im soo rude sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# cunt
;oP
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
#
I know i'm a cunt but atleast i realised sorry Family Guy is my one addiction

oh and smoking

coffee

mmmm smoking coffee
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# That fucks with my brain!
On an unrelated note, this has to be one of the best posters ever.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# the hamster did it!
i just know he did!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# ahahahah, woo
love the upside-down tag
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# hhehehe
yeah, it looks better
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Pritt Stick or Fire extingiusser?
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# why not both?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# *PVA comes flying out*
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# sticky
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Yay!
Pencilshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Its how it all was done,
back in the day

\reminisces
(generalname, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# extinguish that burning sensation
caused by inconvenient cold sores*


* warning: we might be just calling it cold sores to make you feel better about the genital herpes you got from that one drunken blowjob at the busstop last year which shall forever mar your otherwise attractive face.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# i get cold sores :(
bloody blowjob
bloody bus stop

my doctor told me it was herpes and i was disgusted with myself
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# it's a cruel hornswoggle on the part of the medical establishment, if you ask me.
imagine if you went to the doctor and said, yes, I seem to have this ingrown hair, and he said, oh yes, that also falls under the category of AIDS! YOU HAVE AIDS! HAHA! EVERYONE IN THE WAITING ROOM COME IN HERE AND POINT AND LAUGH AT THE... I just realised I'm behaving like mr. blessed again, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# er yeah.....
i was only 7 when i got it. my mum probably thought i'd been molested


wondered why i never saw daddy again
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# hang on....
There were 'nuff kids at my Junior school with cold sores, even before kissing had been invented...... wasn't even brought up in Cleveland.
(lord nose, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# arf
most people get herpes as a baby when uncles and aunt etc etc kiss the baby and pass on the herpes virus, then one has it for life, some people immune
(lord Roystarn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
i'll tell you who, one who cares enough about physical comedy to put his family at risk.
teehee
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# even more family guy!
im in my happy place
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# bruuum
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# it looks nothing like burminghum
it looks like a monster ferrari
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Can you get a Drum-Kit
in the boot?
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# why have
i been asked that before?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Some-one rather oddly put up an image of
a Ferrari Estate and the comment was made about a drun-kit
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Seamless,
I want one.
And one of these incidentally
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# The Bedingfield Rover
(Sanks, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# He's thinking,
"I'll never get through this".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# ouch
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Thank you,
I have more.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# no,
that was plenty!
I'll look forward to future beddingfield responses from you though
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# They are
similar.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# don't
spoil it
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# haha!
could do with a little blood drip but other than that WOO!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# buahahahaha
love that WYH

"Daniel Beddingfield said that the metal brace he has to wear turns him into quite a chick magnet. Daniel I think you're mistaken. Surely you mean fridge magnet?"

/buzzcocks
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Calling Immigrant Rescue...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# a robert rankin inspired user name
if im not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# and you very rarely are..

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# why thank you
i noticed yours too. look down there
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# hey guess what guys?
I don't have the gout!
I'm so elated.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# nor me
I'm off to buy some Port and smoke some cigars
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# that
is definitely a good thing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Yes yes,
detective, trenchcoat, sprout... etc etc.

Evening. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# 'ning
/strikes jim pooley a devastating blow to the head
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# tj
just registered thecheekyscamp.tk.
ta for the link whoever posted it
need to build a site for it now......
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# where is the link?
I can't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Fantastic, but
I am now the proud owner of www.headfuck.net

Yar-boo to you!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# "Hang on lads,...


...I think we're fucked"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Heheh
that's most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# one of the few films to scare me in recent years
watch it if you dare (japanese ver only - spooky music)

WOO!
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Possible argument
Don't you think the US version makes more sense?

Plus, stuff in the Japanese version annoys me.

"Tell me what's wrong. I'm a psychic" WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# tis the fine traditon of japanese films
to make it up as they go along.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Yay!
That is a daaaaaaark film, and incidentally I saw the sequel the other day, not ring 2 but Spiral. It was a bit interesting but mainly fucking dull..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# ring 2 is excellent
not quite the same shock but still creeeeepy

(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# The thing is
to my eternal shame I went to a nerdy all night Japanese horror film festival the other week, and they showed a film that was based on the book sequel to the Ring (apparently they made it after making Ring2, because they weren't very happy with the original sequel). It got very odd, all to do with how the curse was a disease and can spread through writing as well.. then it got into rebirth, life, death, all the usual japanese stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# still sounds funky
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Japan should be sent to a psychiatrist
for making (among others I'm certain) 'Audition' and 'Ichi the Killer' which a mate brought round a couple of weeks ago. I'm pretty sure I've never seen a woman cut all her fella's fingers and his tongue off, break his legs, stuff him in a bag in the cellar and only let him out occasionally to eat dog food in a Jim Carrey film. And that's probably a good thing.

See- now you've made me go and remember it. I was doing so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# ring 0 is scarier
seen Dark water yet?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# I haven't seen either yet just 1 & 2
will do when I have a DVD horror night.... must get round to that.

I REALLY REALLY want to watch INTACTO though. Think it's spanish. About gambling and luck vampires as such.

Oh and also that dragon something or other with the tokyo earthquake effects and BR2.... sooo many films, sooo much time wasted on b3ta ;¬P
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# i suggest dark water
tis by the guy who did raison and has the bird from the ring tv series
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I would suggest you watch
a film called Identity. It's got John Cusack in it, and it gets very odd towards the end, it's one of those headfuck films ala fight club
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# i saw a film
which was a modern remake of the pied piper of hamlin but the guy used the mice to kill his boss. was borked.
can't remember the name of it tho
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Willard
Crispin Glover?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# think so yeay...
he lived in on old house with his mum and worked for a relative who was a cunt to him, and there was a big rat who was evil
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# The original film
has the song "Ben" by Michael Jackson in it. A song about being friends with a rat
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# thats the one
that film was so fucked up


consequently i loved it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# I have Ring2 on video.
But am unwilling to watch it.
:(
[edit: are you refering to this?]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Quality!
'In a small town in Japan, Kirie comes upon her boyfriend's father silently videotaping a snail...'

I need to own that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
wicked
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# ooh, another
robert rankin inspired user name if im not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Is it just me
that gets that cunting fortunecity thing?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Aha!
Well done :) woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# top shop
great movie

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Heh
Cheers.

What is scary about that actress is the fact that she's been in so many cool movies already. Lilo and Stitch, The Ring, Spirited Away and Donnie Darko.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# DD
Massive film. Like Ferris Bueller on acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Aaaaaaargh!
I so wish that had been one of the subliminal images on the video. My girlfriend wouldn't have slept for a week!

whereas I wasn't scared at all. In any way.
/macho
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# I thought that
watching it first time, going "Not bad, not scary, thoguh" and then the cranberry of a postman hit my door bell. I needed a new sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# I wrote a prop for a viral mechanism intended to promote the DVD
The idea was to have a relatively simple flash show showing *that* film. The hook was, when you sent it to someone you knew (anonymously) you could also set up a live alert showing when they opened the page and viewed the file.

Then all you had to do was pick up the phone and...


The promoters wimped out for legal reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# That girl's nuts!

Clicky biggify

And Nutkin is very jealous indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# you can see her nuts?
those pants do look pretty- wait a minute! girls don't have nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# they do if you go to the right* bars




*replace with "wrong" where applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Pre-op transsexuals are all the rage right now
after all, it's just a bit of a larf, innit? Perfectly harmless fun.

Until Sky's Something About Miriam ends, then The Sun will be back with WOMAN HAS COCK SHOCK headlines and outright homophobia.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# guess the film

not hard is it.
also, how can i make the white transparent? im new to this photoshop malarkey
*edit woo transparency
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Pulp
Fiction


"I don't remember asking you a god-damned thing!"
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Allow
me to retort

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Do an animated pixellated version...
...of the whole film (or, at least, a summary mini-film version), and I'll be impressed. :)
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# i want to do some
animated pixel things, but i dont know how to animate.
know any tutorials?
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Change it to .gif
and cut all the white background and it will save just the coloured parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# just do it frame by frame, with a 'grid' over the image.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Try here
list of animated gif tutorial sites
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# where is
the tutorial that lemony has put together?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# over there
/points
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# http://www.lemony.co.uk/
it's wicked, though i have only made one GIF as have only just figured it out!



i'll make some more when i have time :)
(psych, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# thx
:)
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# oliver hardy's
usually fatter than that!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Ernest Goes To The Beach!!!
What do I win? :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# the honor
of a pre screening of "ernest goes to the post office and moans a lot about the queues and lack of service and there not being enough respect for him after him fighting in the war for them."
(its a work in progress)
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Wasn't that on a t-shirt?
I remember a Mr. T one too.

Try a GIF editor for transparency.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# might have been
but i can assure you i just drew that one
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# I'm sure s/he's talking about
something from flipflopflyin.com/

edit: notice b3ta is in his links as he was/is pals with joel.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# specifically
flipflopflyin.com/minipops/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# well it's difficult to do a pic of jules and vern in 100 pixels that doesn't
look like every other 100 pixel pic of jules and vern

I've seen something similar, but not the same
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# s/he means
imageready, if you've already got peeshop.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# put your pixel characters
on their own layer, and then turn off the white background. save it as a gif or png and it should have a transparent background
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# can you do that right in potatoshop?
I always switch over to imageradish.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# yep,
just get rid of the background layer
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# potatoshop, imageradish,
now if I could only call it adobe arugola reader I'd have a salad.
too bad it's rocket in english. rocket. pffft! why not call carrots missiles? and cabbages nuclear warheads?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# we're scared if we did
that the americans would invade ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# with what?
our eggplants and our tomaytos?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# eggplants!
utter madness...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I've only started eating them since I've been allowed to
call them aubergine.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# "Pacman Returns"?
You can make the background transparent in ImageReady; don't think that Photoshop itself supports that export setting.
In ImageReady, pick the background colour and set it to "transparent" in the optimization palette. But then their shirts would be transparent, too. So colouring the background differently first might be a good idea...
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# no
transparent and white are different things so the white will stay white and the background will be transparent.
you're thinking of T-Shirt Transfers
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# To me (colourblind, obviously), it looked
like the colour of the background and the colour of their shirts were the same. In that case, if he or she picked that colour to be tagged as "transparent" in the gif, the shirts would be see-through.
Sorry for colourblindness (still can't see the difference, I have to admit)

EDIT: Well, no difference to be seen anymore
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Hehe very good.
For transparency (photoshop):

1) Delete the background layer so you're left with the grey/white squares.
2) File > Save For Web.
3) Make sure you're on Gif and that Transparency is ticked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Isn't there a website full of these?
I'm sure I've seen this in an email somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Save it as a gif, not as a jpeg
Jpegs don't handle transparency.

also as discussed earlier, rather than go through hassle of stopping PS from rounding off when enlarging, you can draw the picture pixel small, so it's a tiny filesize, then put width="280" into the img src tag to show it larger on the board - and still with tiny filesize! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# oh-oh

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# thought he was wearing see-thru shorts. eek
then the eye opened, bonus!

its good stuff
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# that am good
woo
(BadgerPirate, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# My last post of the day.
A bit late, but here's my Quo gag.

(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# if you do a search for 'search engine' on google
google comes fourth
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# might be cool
if you made it so that it folds down its index finger leaving the middle finger to stick up alone. SWIVEL!
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# ten years?
so by having never entered it ... I've won over five hundred quid! Drinks are on me!*

(*lie)

(woo to pic btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
#
you could always transform it into linda barker's hand
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I did it once
And would have won a tenner if only I'd managed to get the bonus ball.
I thought I'd quit while I was ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I did it week before last
on a triple roll-over thing as the jackpot was tempting. I got 4 numbers and thought I would get thousands. Went out and bought tons of stuff, then collected only 89 pounds. Pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# ....Can I get a reeee-post?....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# aarrgghh!
they're coming! they're after me!

(radja, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# I likes it
but you should be able to get that down to around 50k or thereabouts using imageready.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# testing
gimp 2.0pre2 at the moment... gif optimization isn't very good, looks like..
(radja, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# ah rightey-o
without sounding too patronising or criticisey too, get the middle frames to run quicker. The kick frame, leave slightly longer.....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# frame
timing works different in gimp2, looks like...
(radja, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Is that available
for Windows?
(kryptik, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# I'm testing
it on windows, so yes :)
(radja, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Ooooh!
www.gimp.org?
(kryptik, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# kick kick punch jump tooooad!
oh wait it's a frog
W00t
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# It would explain alot
(Fieldsie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# yes it would!
Hooray for Chavs!

on a sidenote: I heard burberry touted as "high fashion" on some show the other evening.

Am I wrong in thinking that's just bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# well I would have to be off my tits to wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# so that's a "yes"?
I am right and it isn't high fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# depends what your frame of reference is.
If anything that isn't sportswear is 'well smart that is' then I suppose it could be. Do anyone with a cleu, it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# In a rhomboid universe....
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# And the C3PO award for best gay actor goes to...
Ricky Gervais for the Office
btw:Jon Culshaw is a wee mediocre
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# a wee mediocre what?
(and see-woopio to the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# The Impressionable Jon Culshaw
10pm Wednesdays. It doesn't really work without canned laughter.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# lets be honest
it doesn't really work.
Should have watched ER last night. THAT was comedy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# They dropped a fucking helicopter on him !!
I was shocked !
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# I sat there without cracking a smile.
Left the room for a moment, came back and thought, "Hey, that's a good impression of that Suchet bloke who does the news." Then I realised that it was the news.
John Culshaw is an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Indeed
John Culshaw's impression of Roger Moore: "I'm Roger Moore."

John Culshaw's impression of Sean Connery: "I'm Sean Connery."

John Culshaw's impression of Tom Baker: "I'm Tom Baker."

etc

Ad Nauseam.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Haha!
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I say let em in.
(lightningwon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# They
deserve to be let in and given heaps of cash after making that, bloody marvellous work
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# I agree.
that's balls.
(lightningwon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Can't be real.
No bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Impossible
No helicopter, no shark. FAKE.
(microsaulxp, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# looks fine
to me. ... ;
(Wombat Joe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# TJ: I know this isn't the done thing but
I need a picture of a grinning kitten in a bit of a hurry, does anyone have one handy?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# TJJ :¬P
members.tripod.com/~nadia4000/menpyramid.jpg

There has to be some hummus here.... feel sorry for the arse sniffing guy at the bottom. SFW
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# It don;t work
tripod blows

Thanks for the kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# 1. cut the link
2. click the link
3. paste the link

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# and all that
funk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# this is for you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# i am honoured
finally - something to show my mum
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# nature grows the seed...
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# hehe
full site

members.tripod.com/~nadia4000/norway.htm

one on the bottom bottom right
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# oh
www.barnesy.org/kittenator/
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# try
here
www.rebeldawgs.com/Graphics/smiling%20kitten.jpg
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Animated or still?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# I love that more and more
every time I see it
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Voila:
www.grinningkittensinabitofahurry.com
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# That's not
actually shopped, is it? I seem to recall seeing it on Yahoo News.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# It's real
It's real: This was the second attempt for Marciel Basanta Lopez and Luis Grass Rodriguez. Last summer they set out for Florida in a 1951 Chevy pickup with pontoons. They are trying to get into the US.
(lightningwon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Could I refer the hon'rable gentleman
to the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# They even have a name for them.
www.wordspy.com/words/truckonaut.asp
(fluppet, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# i have made a pretty place,
to put the things i draw in college;

www.fucksocks.co.uk/toon

(hello!)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# awww
is it a "special" college
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# no, he meant collage
all of the work is being bundled together on a big blanket with pva glue and painted macaroni bits
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# And glitter.
lots of glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# TJ
anyone use these guys
www.1asphost.com/

what's the catch? any good?
Need space just for a personal website, pictures and blog nothing fancy.
Sorry I know this kind of question gets asked a dozen times a day, but you never pay attention if you don't need it.
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
#
they don't allow hotlinking (so not useful for here)
and they put ads on every page you make.

www.uh-hosting.co.uk/ have really cheap proper hosting
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# thanks for that
I don't mind paying (a bit) for something usable/half-decent
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# the aspName
package they have works out best at £16.50 p/yr
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# sounds sweet
cheers for the tip
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# alright
i use them for www.chimneysweep.tk and it works, but you do get ads...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# What country code is tk?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2832905
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Actually, I was trying to
start a duplicate of http://www.b3ta.com/board/2832886.
And I suspect that this was http://www.b3ta.com/board/2833031's intention.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# have a look
www.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# no its a bird
hahaha!
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# people say to be wary of "Unlimited Bandwidth",
and i can't say the design looks that pleasing! (just saying, you might be braver than me)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# I find the numbers rather disappointing;
I was expecting a lot more.

Woo, nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Seven Nation Domoarmy
(the original woodsman, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Woo
All together now:
1   2   3   4    5   6   7   8
Do    moKunDo  moDo      mo
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# mind piss
we should form a domo band.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Dom dom dom dom dom dom dom
Dom dom dom dom dom dom dom dom dom
Dom dom dom dom dom dom dom
Dom dom dom dom dom dom dom dom dom
Dom dom dom dom dom dom dom dowm

Dom dom dom dom dom dom dom DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM o!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# weeeeeee!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Woo to domo

blatant threadjack though: i run a pub quiz on a thursday night (thats tonight btw)
and am stuck for a bonus question, its got to be hard coz its worth 10points

will be glad of any suggestions

edit:would like the answers as well, i'm not that clever
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Which of these two apples
is better? Why?
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# what is the capital of upper volta?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Who owns the record for the longest golf shot that landed in the hole?
Suggs out of Madness! He was on the concorde when he did it therefore he broke the record! it went something like hald a mile before landing in the hole!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# that's me done
i have no other knowledge at all. that filled up all my cranium.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Why?
For the love of god, WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# because its £90 (tax free)
for 3 hours work, play some tunes ask some questions, and perv at young women.

thats why
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Then it's a good question,
as you know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# didnt think of that
damm your good
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# So I'm told.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# ever thought of
going professional on the old question front
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I don't know.
Do you think I should?

Hey, there's another one!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# if there as subtle as that.........




then no*. sorry. the talent agency is closed today.

*this is NOT the opinion of an expert
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# What sofa?
Discus

or how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# discuss
/pedant
unless you mean a heavy frisbee thing, in which case as you were
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# heavy frisbee thing it is
only sport I was any good at in school.
"Climbing up a tree and hiding so you don't have to do cross country running" wasn't considered a sport in my school
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Q What is the common name for dyspepsia
A: Indigestion

Q In japan where on the body is a Tobi worn
A Foot, its a sock!

Q What is the literal translation of Homo Sapien?

A Wise man


(Cockfosters!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Who they?
What do? And why?
/Tom Baker voice
(oiseau, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# The blue whale has a tongue has heavy as:-
a) a badger
b) a horse
c) an elephant

(answer is c)
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# My balls are black and blue...what game am I playing?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# heheheh
I have a sharp stabbing pain in my chest
What am I suffering from?*


* may be misquoted
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?
3.76 tonnes.
Fact.
I've proved it on this website.
www.awoodchuckchucks3point76tonnesofwood.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# liar!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# what was big daddy's christian name?
answer is shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# ooh ooh! how about
how many kittens do i have?
they'll never get it and you can scarper with the prize! mwahahahahaha
(quiet_snails, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Where is Ulan Bataar (sp)
capital of?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Genoa?

(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# no, who is she?
badum tisch
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# wooooooooo!
and cos it's hand drawn, i give it a YAAAAAAAAYtoo!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)

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