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[challenge entry] Tweet Tweet


CLICK ME U TOOL
(hiphop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# sod off!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# look which tool
is back (not you grandma)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# haha
thanks for that (bracket's) i may have weeped otherwise...

he's really irritating he just changes names so we can't ignore him easily
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# i set him to ignore yesterday cause i was at work when his pron
thing came up.


i foolishly thought he/she/it might have improved there taste.

alas i was wrong on this point
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# nolly heelflip?
do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Is that the bloke who went around Ireland
with a Fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# and that has what exactly to do
with the challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# you're doing my head in.
.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# most of the skateboarders i know are annoying
'i have the best and most expensive equipment and I act like I'm the best in the world when i do a little jump thing'
/rant
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# hey i'm a skateboarder
not all skaters are like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# injured skateboarders
am de best
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# lol
skating injuries are hilarious to everyone but the injured party.

u gotta love the nut crunching that occurs when someone bails when grinding a rail
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# well, the ones I know are...
still.. small edit time
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# i have to disagree with you there i'm afraid
some skate borders are alright*

*i'm refering to the ones that are layed up in intensive care due to being hit by a big red bus
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# damn
what is it b3tans have against skaters, u guys must have all had bad experiences
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# i'm actually ok with skateborders

as long as they dont get infront of me when i'm out on my bike.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# who came up with the names for tricks
I did a 387 ollie plus a 432 donut grind and finished it off with a sideways towel burger
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# thats nothing i did a 2,000
waffle grinder then sneakily turned into a reverse dopple barnodo's

which of course rocked
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# you know
if u used real trick names, it would be even more ludicrous, of course that kinda contradicts my post below, but what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# they are real names
i was eating a waffle whilst grinding
then i went into a backwards double charity shop.

impresive huh?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# arf double charity shop
thats a good one
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# i try
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# how can you go into a backwards double charity shop?
...wait, i don't want to know
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# i was pretty amazed myself when it happened


but i'll let your imagination work it out
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# well generally
the numbers refer to the degrees of rotation, eg a 180 ollie (a standard jump, named after the first guy who did one) would be an ollie with a 180 degree rotation mid air

most of the names are rather odd, but they generally have a logical explanation. some are pretty straight forward tho, eg kick flip, heel flip, 360 flip
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# fair enuff
people getting in my way pisses me off whatever i'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# it tends to hurt them if i hit them


and my fairings are scratched enough as it is
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# What about...
The ones who skate up an down the wall outside the university biochemistry department when I'm trying to have a supervision. All I can here is the grinding sound of their skateboards. Oh, and one of them decided somehow that painting something (a name of their 'gang' I guess) on the steps outside the building somehow made them cool. No, sorry. 1) It's not exactly difficult. 2) It didn't even show artistic talent.

Besides, all but one of the skaters I've know has been a dropout who decided that not only did they not want an education but they may as well ruin everyone elses. Thankfully that was all a few years ago now.
(JamesG, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# gimme an "S"
gimme a "P"
gimme an "A"
gimme an "M"
whaddya spell?

twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# spunt, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# correct
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# aplogeries
nebber mutz gude hat dis speelink larq
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Adobe...
...Rollercoastoshop Tycoon
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# hmmm


on a lighter note I am at home.... no boss watching over my shoulder hooraaaay
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# that site is shit.
why did you make me waste my time clicking on it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# golly!
did he come around with a big gun and threaten to shoot you in the privets? the bastid!
('tis shit though ... assuming it's still as shit as it was last time it was spammed)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# he did,
actually. :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# And that is
a competition entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# That post makes me qustion your sexuality.
Now cock off and shop a kitten you cock-knocker!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# why?
     ___    ___    ___   ___   ___   ___    ___
     \  \  /   \  /  /   |  |__|  |  \  \  /  /
      \  \/  /\ \/  /    |   __   |   \__\/  /
       \____/  \___/     |__|  |__|      /__/

did i bother doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# You must be
a friend of baa's

either that or an equally annoying American teenage twunt.

Why not go and wank to some Britney Spears and leave us alone already?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# I must say...


I haven't seen these in my local sweetshop.
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# !
Terry's All Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# google image search page 37?
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Page one...
why, has some other bugger done it before?
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# no
it's just that it was a small source pic, the kind that usually gets used in desperation after going through 37 pages of results on google. still a good picture, though.
you're that guy who posts his stuff on peel aren't you
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Actually...
yes, that's me...
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# thought so
i'm that SomeOne guy who has posted about 20 times and nobody knows about yet

small text rocks by the way
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# image searches are ace.
Yesterday I found out that b3ta Rob, is the spit of Dave Mustaine of Megadeth.

Edit: Here is a better picture of Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# didn't know
Mr Manuel was a former yam yam... cool.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# are those
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# very popular with the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# while doing his yoga in the forest of the giant squirrels
ronny suddenly sensed something was wrong...


i know, animate it
(nephtali, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# giant squirrels!
bloody hell
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# No
Mini people
(Kieren, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# now that girl
does have nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# found this picture

and felt it needed vibrating a bit
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# be he pirate?
YAAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# actually he's a restoration period town councillor
i think. never actually saw the play. restoration comedy is not my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Well said
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# he looks as though
he's about to explode..
quick duck




is that svenno in the background
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# there are svenno look-a-likes everywhere!
(Sharpy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# that am woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Woo!!
Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Quick and Crap


It's Mr. David Monkey, swinging the night away.

I got sent a bizarre 'Union Flag' image by the Students Union, and for some reason this was all I could imagine, so it had to be spazzed out of my head.
(mr chimp, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# well.
he's a lovely little chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# IDS suffers a slight bout of volcanic flu
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# don't let lora hear you say that
evening peeps

edit: on second thoughts i'm off to do other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Lemony my fine fellow
do you or other b3tans mayhap know owt about g.p.s?
need to buy 6 for work but a bit baffled at the minute
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# good potato servers?
well, there's www.potatouberhost.com and www.unitedpotatohosting.org
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# extremely helpful
your too kind
but what I need is a device to tell me where exactly I am?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Map + Compass?
/oldskool
(kryptik, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# that's my preferred method
but I've been told to buy g.p.s for the lads so why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Iain Duncan Smith
former leader of the tory party
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Iain Duncan Smith
English MP - leader of the 'opposition' party

edit: Former. I didn't know that...must spend more time on bbc.co.uk...
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Yeah its a transylvanian count now
There were quite a few good blood drinking b3ta entrys when michael howard got in.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# thats...
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Ace!
Ace Woo
(Cliph, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
#
i would
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# fan
tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# woo
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# now thats comedy
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# awesome
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# yay
cracking spong! nice one
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# linkage.
just found this site...got to be worth a mention.

www.pornolize.com/

have fun!
(robotrobotROBOT, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# is it safe for work?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# yes
it's one of those sites that takes a site you select and "pornolizes" it -- kind of like the Mr. T inator
(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# *click*
ah its blocked by works servers anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# not at Lockheed Martin
in fort worth
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# i doubt it
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# well it didnt sound like it to me either, pal
!
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Is this SFW
???

edit : ditto!!!
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# *click*
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# ta
VM
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# that site
is great
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# ooops
forgot the sfw thing.

pretty safe...it just fucks with the text on any given site.
(robotrobotROBOT, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# odd, i tried it
and the board looked exactly the same...
(oneofthemany, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# meh...
kinda lame.

becausde we swear so fucking much here there's really no difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# It would probably clean up thehun.com
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# I once did it on a tv listings site
it made teh descriptions of hte films fantastic, made it seem like BBC and ITV were starting to show porn at mid-day on teh weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# KITTEN!
Please.
(Cliph, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# I didn't know
the word "aardvark" was erotic.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# depends if you are an aardvark or not
(oneofthemany, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Massivel glasscock mate
soz
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Arf
That does great things to my blog
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Ages ago i was asked to do a wallpaper version of this:

I've finally got round to doing it (as well as adding a few extras),
it's 1280/960 and can be downloaded
here...
If nobody's interested, i'll delete the link.
(Sharpy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# I love that pic.
And if I had the ability to choose my wallpaper, I think that would have been it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# is there a reason
why you can't choose your wallpaper?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# B&Q are closed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# yes,
it's current wallpaper commands it's every move. If it tries to change it's wallpaper it will be devoured by a stapler.
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# his/he?
i was under the impression it was hers/she
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# fankin ewe
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Ya welcome, ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# *ahem*
ain't no boys here sonny jim.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# sorry
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Company network
we just have neo stations and no real c drive to speak of.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# oh.
might i suggest some sort of sellotape/blue-tac resolution to this quandary?

/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Thanks for the advice!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# pleasure
*writes to "changing rooms"*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# That is still
truly woo.

And 100% yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Abbie Road!
s'marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# that is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# I like that!
send it to b3ta backgrounds, if it's still going.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# superb
it's all in the detail :)



/Vermeer repost
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# escher sketchtastic!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# that's a vermeer...
this is an escher...
(Sharpy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# erm... I knew that based on the fact that he actually stated it in his post
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# hehe
and VermeerSketch sounds a bit rubbish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# precisely
clever, clever LemonHead! (:
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# iknow
i just used as a pr opportunity
(Sharpy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# (:
thanks for the wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Looks familiar!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Did that fp first time around?
It certainly deserved to. That's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# looks a bit like spacefish!!
:) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Ah,
I thought I'd seen another version of this somewhere. That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# wibble and spin and woo
like this


I made a flash thing go look its ace and its only 2k. you can stare at it for ages and it makes all sorts of different patterns n stuff woo

link to flash movie

which may not work so a link to a web page here

Munkey out....



(Munkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# that is very hypnotic
woo/yay
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# it's pretty
can you make it respond to the mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# of course
that will be err part 2
(Munkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# WOO
I'm totally trippin. Did that involve loads of clever maths?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# blimey
look who it is!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Yeah, I've even been logging onto b3ta at weekends a bit
I'm working on a very rude flash anim though which is taking much time
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# yes -
i heard about that. you dirty little man.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# trig
lots of sin and one cos :-)
(Munkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# cos of what?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# cunt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# the universal reason for everything
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# a little bit of sin
makes the world go round
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# sounds like the summary of a confession
lots of sins, one "'cos..."
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# lots of sins involving the same lettuce, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# yes
and a tiny microscopic dictator teacup...
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Hip & Notic
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# must... give.. money... to... munkey...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Very nice
Very calming
Very therapeutic
Very shapely
Very Woo!
(boukha, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# woo
yay

My favourite word!
(Mysterious Gary is neither mysterious nor called Gary, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# That's great
(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Brand new sitcom, from the makers of 'Friends'.
disgruntled jockey
Episode 1:
jockey meets mime, hillarity ensues


disgruntled Jockey Episode 2:
Jokey goes "gangsta"


(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Nooooooo not here love
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# sneh
my new word, to indicate . . . im not quite sure yet. woo yay to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# yermaybebut
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# may i suggest
it be the new word for the baked beans that get stuck to the bowl when you microwave them and subsequently cannot be dislodged



woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# gromlets
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# thats the word
for the stringy bits of meat that get stuck to a grill isn't it?
(oneofthemany, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# lucky things
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# haha
quality
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# s5
here's one for you to play with
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# thx
m3
(Sigma5, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# i would
!
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# how woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Fluff on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# bogcat
how woo.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# wobbles
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# yes,
he does






WOO
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# that's
the perfect shape!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# That is the loveliest thing ever.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# right, I'm just going to sit here and wait until he explodes






c'mon.....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# *sneaks up behind gary with paper bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# ARGHHH!!!
you owe me one new pair of spiderman undies mister!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# *note to self*
buy M3 new Underoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:12, archived)
# that cat looks like
he/she is a quadruple amputee

nice one, btw
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# i think the word is
paraplegic, no arms or legs
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Quadraplegic
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# whatever the
pc expression, i have a disdinctive feeling it contains quadra or quadruple. don't ask why. no, really don't ask. i haven't a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# QUADRAPLEGIC
simply has no use of thei arms or legs, but they're still there.

example:


the first term is correct: quadruple amputee.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Well that
learned us.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# that is woosome.
if there was an wall socket next to him, he'd look like an electricity junkie.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# he's lovely
i want to hug him and love him and pet him into itty bitty pieces.

/elvira
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# coming off smack is hard for kittens
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# *insert joke about cold turkey/catfood here*
.
(DeeDee, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# i really like that
is he scared, needing the loo or cold?
(DeeDee, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# nice nice nice
ahhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# *tries to hug it*
*Computer gets in way*

That's very cute...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# he's the best
thing in the world
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# woo!
yay for flying squirrels!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# flying squirrel lazer scramble
pow pow!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Did someone say pow?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# i love that cat
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# And I'm sure it loves you.
It just really hates that little kid.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# flying squirrels are such good material


woo to yours
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# I just have to say
That's woosome.

Sorry I'm late.
(I helped save b3ta! flying squirrel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# haha
arse !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Haha


Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# aaaargh
the memories
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# *Wipes sick off monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Seen that before.
It was woo then and it's woo still.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# most woo! it am good!
is there a goatse for women? u no, intead of an arse u kud use....no...too sick!....although!*ponders an evil scheme*
(quiet_snails, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# clever!
like being born...out of an arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# oo
born dead through your own arse
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# OPEN
THE
BOX!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Classic.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# ahahahah
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Snert
"stick" heh heh heh heh
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Hehe
I wouldn't like to read the side-effects notice
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# you funny
man. i like you
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# where did he go?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# hopefully,
very, very, far away
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# hey man how's work?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# its going ok.
excel is not my friend. nor will it ever be. especially if it continues to be filled with feedback.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# argh excel
*runs to the corner to shake and look scared*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Excel is the only Microsoft program
...that still contains programming by Bill Gates, therefore it must be evil.*

*Well more evil than the rest of Microsoft
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# its actually gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# I've done an assignment on databases in excel and interactivity in excel.
Trust me, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# help me i am young and ignorant
what is a suppository?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Google is your friend.
And lover.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# they're just like pills
but for anuses.
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# It's an analy adminsitered drug . .
think prophylatics stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# erm
a prophylatic is a condom.

Or maybe you use those anally, I am not one to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# they're a type of radish
(1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Mr Goatse
thought they were bowling balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# you mean theyre not?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# woo!
i likes that i does
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Arf!
Have my latest wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# that goes well
with stonehenge by spinal tap
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# that woo
is woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# I LOVE THAT!!!!
where is that old troll been anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# lalalala etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# someone get that gif a hairbrush
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# haha - great!
they look like they're all about to throw snowballs at us
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Actual snow
or those rather tasty coconut adorned chocolate goodies ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Christ . .
I'd forgotten about those things . .

Can you still get them ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Oh yes
My mum buys them.

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# You bet your ass
and when the internet ordered shopping comes from Tesco's (in about 1 hr), I will be munching through some.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Cool . . .
I shall go and hunt some down :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# They don't live in the wild you know
You have to go to a shop. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# what a fantastic
reply
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# I try
often, people's patience
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Shit . .
I'll disarm the traps then !
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# is a snowball another name for a gay blowjob?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# haha
but seriously, why are you asking me ?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# i saw you....
dont be coy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# The web-cam again ?
damn, forgot to shut it off.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# you'd forget your head if it wasnt screwed off!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# no
a snow ball is when someone sucks you off and then mixes it with someone elses jizz in thier gob
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# And
there's something about those lower bodies that just screams "coconut shells and string".
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# dance
you jittery bitches !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# ooh lovely
Nice and Fido Dido'ish
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# no particular reason.............
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# i dont know who rick waller is
but fat people are funny! woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Fat
people are funny except John Candy.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# not funny anymore
due to death caused by fatness!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# big pun
not so funny either
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# That's ok
they were getting bored anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# He rides them
to death, apparently. Any that survive he keeps for milkshake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Kill him!
Or force him to wear polyester.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Let 15 cows
wear Rik Waller skin jackets
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Duh!
cows are so stupid - they are a lot bigger than us. They could just sit on us until we promise to stop killing them...but they don't. In my books that makes 'em fair game for killing and peeling and eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# peel me a cow
arf
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# gotta peel em....
otherwise they are like big meaty peaches!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Woo
ergh fat pop idol winners
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Cheese kills.

Inspired by my English teacher's rambling.
(Jezzah, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)

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