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I'm off to bed, and also feeling a bit evil

So instead of the proper naked version, I'm going to post one with some hastily & badly drawn clothes on it.

_bigger

*strokes white fluffy cat*

(Azzek!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:22, archived)

Mew?

*blobcat is curious*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:24, archived)

*reveals his evil plans to blobcat*

*follows up with cliched evil laughter*

(Azzek!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)

*laughs evily in return*

*whilst stealing some instant noodles*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:26, archived)

Now THAT's evil

*starts taking notes*
*stops*

i really should go to bed in order to not be late to work AND not have time to enact stage 16 of the plan to get to know the coffee goddess.

(Azzek!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)

heh heh

*pokes u in head*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:37, archived)

You're at stage 16?

This plan is far more involved than I'd previously thought

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abandonnship, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:40, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)

She has big fingers.

But woo regardless!

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)

all the better

for shoving them up your bottom

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:27, archived)

Mmmmm.

Cartoony sex.

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)

Woo,

soup'erb :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:29, archived)

C'mon, we're all dying to know . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:29, archived)

Never,

never, never, never...
...did I mention never?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:31, archived)

she looks sturdy

nice though

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:59, archived)

Loopy

Bike

This is a little Flash loop that pops different background elements up randomly (well, sort of). Any suggestions as to what else I can have whizzing by?

I might make it into a simple game if I get time.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)

teh quo

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)

Oooh, that works really well.

How about some telegraph poles?
Or a road-side Cafe?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)

weeeeee! lovely!

Needs one giraffe waiting at a bus stop, in my opinion.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)

more cowbell!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:14, archived)

Can you make him...

wheelie past a catholic girls school?

(Cammo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:14, archived)

phone box, old woman, speed trap, etc

congrats on that staples2naples race you linked to - it looks like mad fun

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:15, archived)

Cheers

It was incredibly good fun :)

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:15, archived)

also like the singing dog anim

altho i did amuse myself dutring the chorus by rightclick and zooming in so he looked liek the Evil Dog in the simpsons

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:24, archived)

Hmmm

I know my Simpsons but Evil Dog?

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:55, archived)

a wasp and a couple of bees . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)

oh, that's very nice. yay for parallax motion !

You may add other vehicules.
(and an elephant for good mesure)

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oCo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:17, archived)

That!

is cocking ACE!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:18, archived)

I remember that

It's brilliant

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:20, archived)

I adore that.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:21, archived)

woo yay!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:22, archived)

ah i remember that

fantastic

(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:22, archived)

cor blimey guvnor!

that is worthy of a thousand hoorahs

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mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:42, archived)

A stall selling whelks

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:21, archived)

Oooh...

Make it into a game of Kickstart.

I loved that when I were a nipp.

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:21, archived)

This is great

Maybe add some rain sporadically.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:23, archived)

that's way fancier than i expected

very nice

(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:23, archived)

'ere Drubster I was Italy same time you were :)

I'll have to check out the other link at home :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:31, archived)

On S2N?

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:54, archived)

I can't help but think the trees should go the other way

but when I think about it more it seems wrong
this post is useless.

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abandonnship, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:42, archived)

ooo lovely

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mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:42, archived)

a boeing 747

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:58, archived)

(gusset, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

Not true. I'm here.

Oh well...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)

At the risk of sounding like most of the grubby men on here...

1. Does that mean no entry into the front bottom?
2. Does that mean entry is allowed in the back bottom?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)

either way, it's good news

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)

dunno...

just general contraception advice from the Romanian government.

By the way, 'pot, my mother-in-law and father-in-law were in South Africa last month. Did you see them? He's got a whiteish beard, she hasn't. They'd have been wearing shorts probably.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:15, archived)

which bit of South Africa

the bit I live in? (Cape Town).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:18, archived)

yup - they passed through there.

you MUST have spotted them.

They're about 67, would've looked like tourists...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:36, archived)

that's a nice looking lady.

(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)

the right way ...

(wooyaa32.dll, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

response so far

has been a little strange

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)

im so baffled by this

its just neato

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:23, archived)

You are german

And I collect my millions.

(what?)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)

damn it ...

kaput

(wooyaa32.dll, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)

So wow!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)

Kasto!

Poligen, ha?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)

Is it for a game?

*shoots*
*misses*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)

Cue the predictible...

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)

I gafaw

at your Macaw*!

*if it's not a macaw I'll just giggle instead.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)

I guff at your Macaw-muff!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:20, archived)

Guff is such an excellent word.

It should be used more often. Chuff Guff is sorely underused, for example.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)

Agreed!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:29, archived)

Hoorah!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)

IT'S FOR A GAME

ARGHGRHGRHRGRHRGRHRG

*bang*

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:11, archived)

zum teufel damit - alles kaput jetzt

(kissmequick, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)

Oh that Bush!

ta to peewee13 for original car pic!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)

it's stupid that you put bush's face in there

but that picture is really funny

(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)

twas more just two pictures visible at the same time, low on sleep, busy at work

and needed to shop something to take a break, if that makes sense

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)

i am completely satisfied with your explanation

and apologize for responding so rudely

(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:21, archived)

not at all

it isn't a very sensible post

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:36, archived)

and so everyone wins

(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:38, archived)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:11, archived)

well

that didn't tile at all

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:12, archived)

understood?

(wooyaa32.dll, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)

precisely

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)

*sneaky foreign language pearoast*

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)

groans

teehee

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:12, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)

*titter*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)

*chortle*

And thank the heavens he's not.

*Offends everyone with a poodle ever, because they usually deserve it*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)

Well,

that sure is a fluffy spoonerism.

(Azzek!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)

Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

Yay!

I was hoping you'd dig that out earlier... there's been quite a pot noodle theme today!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)

I'm winking at everyone*

who has or is likely to have or has ever had Jaffa Cakes

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)

*winks back*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)

hurrahh!!!

time for a noodle based repoasty!!!

(JadeFalcon, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:47, archived)

hohooho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)

i really want to pet that puppy.

(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:31, archived)

bindun

by me a few weeks ago. Can't be arsed to find it though.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:20, archived)

watching

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:00, archived)

very quickly, too!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)

I reccomend everyone listen to The Beastie Boys while looking at this

It's quite incredible. Woo!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)

Mum! he's looking at me!

*points*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)

During the 80s Watching was Dave the Hat's favourite sitcom!

"I loved Watching, it made me laugh until rainbows came out of my mouth!" lined papers Dave.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

Whilst watching TV on the chair ...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)

Dave the Hat set fire to his hair

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:15, archived)

He said, with a giggle,

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:19, archived)

I don't give a figgle!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:21, archived)

then turned over to watch Yogi bear!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)

Eye eye!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)

Reminds me of

my old sig graphic

circa 96
when every site
had netscape now
buttons
and big text
with flashy colors
and this is really
too long for
a haiku

(Lord Vague, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:46, archived)

I made a twitchy little man.

And I dont know what to do with him.

edit: Thanks thestonefox. I told you, that was the limit of my flashy powers

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)

poke him with spoons!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

make it interactive!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

I would do

But what you see there is pretty much the extent of my flash knowledge. If i was clevererer I'd be able to make it an animated gif.

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)

why not just use flash to export to animated gif

go to the publish settings

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)

Because I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)

img348.imageshack.us/my.php?image=littlemanspoon5cz.swf

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)

needs more cowbell!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)

that is

frantic spoon action...

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jme, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)

What!

That's a mere brandish! 'tisn't a poke at all :(

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

Psst

The KKK robe should be white ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

I assumed he was from the Norwich City chapter of the kkk

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)

Sellotape it to a small frog,

call it Gavin and post it to the Pope.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)

no!

the pope hates anyone called gavin!

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)

not true!

Check out this site:

www.popegavin.com

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)

oh yeah

fair point

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:00, archived)

in a brown Jiffy bag, I hope!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)

naturalment.

/Olivier8

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)

no, it was a limerick . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)

Hooray!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)

hahaha!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)

Libyans?

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:11, archived)

give him

~~diorreah~~ ~~diharreo~~ a runny tummy.

alternatively, paint his toenails different colours..

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)

You could print that out

and sell it to foot pervs on ebay. Free money.

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jme, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)

I'd need to walk barefoot for a day

to get rid of those red marks made from shoes but thanks for the tip!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)

Phew!

Whiffy feet!

They S(t)ync!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)

a bus?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

could be . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:11, archived)

*compares*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

hmm

not bad at all.

*peers* ooh I don't have that shade of blue!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)

Its nice though

I gave a bloke a manicure on one of his fingers yesterday, so now he has a very shiny fingernail to flash about

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)

fry him for lunch tomorrow!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)

Make him scream like hell

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)

make him zoom around

as if riding an invisible motorbike shouting "Brrrr ding ding ding ding" or somesuch!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)

He's rather fantastic

but I think you should stop giving him so much coffee.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)

prank phone calls

anyone hear that Cuddles in birmingham shut down?

its a shame, here are some prank calls we made to them before they did shut down :)

Listen to Part I

Listen to Part II

Listen to Part III

contains swearing so be careful :P

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)

if I wasn't at work

I wouldn't listen to that.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

on website

at www.stonefox.net just go to productions

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5229797

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

*Clicks link*

*Clicks link*
*Clicks link*
*Clicks link*
*Clicks link*
*Clicks link*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)

what is cuddles?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)

cuddles is a massage parlour

but its really a brothel

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)

So you called a brothel

and swore? I bet that shocked them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

we just called up

and shouted willy down the phone, how clever we are!

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)

I'm just jealous

because I didn't think of it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)

dont worry

just call up childline and shout willy down the phone to them instead :)

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)

or even better

Call childline
when they answer say "Childline - I just pressed 'Last Number Redial'" then shout "Matthew - you little bastard - I am going to cut you for that!" and hang up

always gets a laugh at the other end.

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Warning - watching Griffin Saver's deely boppers for too long will mesmerise you into a gibbering wotsit

Warning - watching Griffin Saver's deely boppers for too long will mesmerise you into a gibbering wotsit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:26, archived)

it's a monkey

that hates ducks but has lovely soft hands

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

a "massage parlour"

everyone knew it was a brothel, everyone knew that most of the workers were illegal immigrants.
It just took 10 years and a shift in political power in Birmingham to close it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

most of the cops in birmingham used to go there

i wonder where they go now

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)

the one upstairs from the betting shop

on the corner of Hagley Road and Ivy Bush Road.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)

wow

u really know ur whore houses

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)

I know da streetz of this town

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)

kewlness

ur a ganstar and im a 14 year old school girl, go figure

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

that explains a lot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)

and Penny's in selly oak

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)

missed that one. On Bristol Road?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)

Pandora's in Withington, Manchester

is the same.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

The Toucan Club

is well known in Manchester also. They have a very revealing website www.thetoucanclub.co.uk/

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)

We used to call the one opposite the coach station

and ask them to deliver

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

nice

i liked the bit where you said "Do they all have legs"

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

the receptionists were clearly stupid

and probably too ugly to shag too.

i like it when she tries to get witty and big and says look im not here to have my time wasted so if ur doing that then im not here for that, oooh how deep and meaningful u sound love

(thestonefox, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)

A point, yes

But, on the other hand, you're the one on the 'phone to a whorehouse receptionist.

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foop, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)

I approve

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)

Rele l8 i no but thought it this mornin, dno if its laready been done:P

(stupid_duck, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

Haha

Nice

But some advice: write properly, as txt tlk is just seen as slightly irritating here.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

I think I can see what you did there...

So wow thats a neato what now right.

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

nice pic

but I haven't got a fucking clue what you just said.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.

(I think)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

at least it looks

like he's hosting it himself, not leeching

*grateful for small mercies*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

i think he's been at the mr sheen again.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

oh yes!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)

Hahhaa

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)

hehe!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)

heheheh

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)

chuckle!

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mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)

response so far

has been a little strange

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

Beware.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

jamaica?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)

Yes

I packed the bitch in a suitcase.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

Genoa?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)

Only in passing

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)

Russia?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)

nah

took me time

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

Alaska?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)

give her a mars bar

and you won't have to

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)

Ohio?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)

ohio gozaimasu

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)

There've

been a few...

Nice pic :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)

Sikenty bclifid it waits

one breast of silly gen
and it exploded in a deadly rage
In that inststanil errate a hero
mr cower a secret.

*scratches head*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)

*Shrug*

ask Stupid Duck.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)

¿pastel de queso?

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)

erm

I prefer darker colours.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:00, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

Whoa!

Thass brill!
needs square teeth!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

oooo, that is very nice

those rides give me the creeps for some reason

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mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)

Heh

your stuff is great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

^ mostly this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

But WHY, batman and Robin, Why!?

Arf!
Great!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)

teh brighton

ive spent time in that whilst covered up after clubbing, aaah teh memories!

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)

ha!

sneaky.. they should wait till a load of tramps make their home in it and turn it on high speed, just to see what happens

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mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)

do you go clubbing naked?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)

splendid, truly.

bravo.

I now have an urge to buy brasso.

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MrSparky, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

Princess Ann?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

Oooh

nice horsie!

*pets*

*gets bitten shitless*`

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

I title this, "Joy"

This wasn't meant to look disturbing but when the shading came out- pow. Evil.

Edit: Oh yeah, and previously- Coy

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)

Woo!

Thass Ace!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)

That's

smashing :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

happy happy

joy!

(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

This is the nice!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

That's top!

But I think you've run out of brown...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

Gnnnnnnnhhhhhh!

*passes NA more brown*
err . . . *wipes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

.. huh?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

just commenting on the sheer amount

of brown it must have taken to paint that. :)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

Ah, I thought you meant it wasn't brown enough

I just didn't pick up on the sarcasm :)

Looked kinda grey when i looked at the monitor from a different angle, so thought maybe my monitor was being silly.

Ignore me, move along now.

Thanks though :)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

excellent joviality

and a bit ren and stimpy-ish which is certainly no bad thing either

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gravytrain, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)

I did the top of the head

And then decided i'd continue its body in a stimpy-esque manner.

I do love John K I do.

Cheers

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)

I'm lovin'it

for it is most joyous

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

Joy

at the death and misfortune of others, perhaps ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

hehehe

"Coy" reminds me more than a little of Stimpy trying to withold a joy explosion.

No bad thing.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

if things were reversed

maybe a new compo idea?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)

not sure about 'new'

but Woo! to your piccie!
Wheee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)

there was a young man from Peru

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)

who crimped off a seven-foot poo

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)

he was just getting up

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)

when his rectum went 'phutt'

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numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)

which was incredibly un-bazoo!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)

Hahahaha!

*falls off chair*
Great!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)

that was specially for you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

you with the wonderful shoe

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

There once was a man called Dave...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

who was known to live in a grave

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)

He wore a strange hat...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)

And was balding

and fat

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

FP THIS NOW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

fuckpants

I nearly had it too.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)

yeah, but you cross-reversed against the lateral . . .

Oxford street THEN Goodge street . . .
schoolboy error

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)

WRONG!

he was playing Hodgkin's variant!

any fule no!!!

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)

he can't have been, otherwise

he wouldn't have been allowed Euston, due to the escalators!
fat lot you know!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

You can if you trump with Hatch End...

(although, admittedly, he didn't).

Pah.

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

well, obviously, If he had trumped . . .

I wouldn't have huffed!
Arf! Now you're in spoon!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)

i'd play the green park cross-table gambit

it's a cracker

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gravytrain, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)

Ithought you could only do that

in the two-handed version?

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)

Ha!

I'm phoning in my instructions via proxy. Does that mean I win by default?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)

And he was in Nid at the thime

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)

yeah . . .

an' I'm burstin'!
are you gonna be in there all day?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)

then there was a the 1906 blackfriars rule change

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gravytrain, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

possibly . . .

but always a risk with Prescott's opening . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

There's always a risk

with Prescott's opening

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)

oh yes!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

Argh

Kill it!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)

that's the story of Dave the Knave

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

but much worse than that . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

was his red suit, he found in a cave

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

who bought some blue pills at a rave

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)

he got smacked off his tits...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

and had one of his fits

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

His wife had said

Dave Behave!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

while he dined at the Ritz

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

and now he's in need of a shave

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

poor old dave

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

they shrunk him a lot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

And hurt his big bot

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

and now he wipes his arse with a lathe

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

but his arse was brave

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)

whose humour was sometimes quite grave.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)

he had a pet tick

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)

which right took the mick

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

so now that tick is his slave!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

When Dave's blood it started to crave

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)

And showed he's a bit of a Knave.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)

Who surfed on the biggest wave

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)

when attacked by a shark

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

it all went quite dark

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

but somehow he ended up saved!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

And a helicopter came along

to save!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

I'm way way up here!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

He started to cheer . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

And now he sleeps

in a watery grave!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

so he looked incredibly brave!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

I actually did that last night

honest.

*points to the chair that is now in bits*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)

I had to scroll up sooooooo far!

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

so he accompanied it on the kazoo

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)

also good!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

and arc-welded his arse to the loo

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

brilliant!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

That has a certain elegance . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)

there once lived a poof in singapore

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)

whose arse was quite sore

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

when fucked by a camel

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)

or any mammal

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

the hinges came off his back door!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)

until the day he bought some cream

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

and hooked up with his former waterpolo team

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)

daaaags

(manky dog, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)

Pffft

nice, I mean, arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)

Ready,

steady...groan!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)

How Hatstand :)

'noon WW

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)

'Noon,

Guv'nor :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)

hahaha

I love those eyes!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)

^this...spongtastic

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)

Arf,

that'll soak up any groans that are still out there :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)

Hahahaha!

Like mopping up free radicals!
Man, I'm a CANCER CURE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)

Try wheatgrass

and bee's knees for that.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)

or Apricot Kernals!

or Dudley Zoo, Chips and a kipper tie!
Bazoo Lunch!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)

Dudley Z00!

best of all edible menageries!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)

NO!

Dudley Zoo is inedible due to it's close proximity to Birmingham!
It's just not healthy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)

I'd have thought being close to Dudley would make it lethal

Birmingham is much more palatable!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)

Have you seen my stepladder?

My real ladder left when I was 3!

Also,

My girlfriend came round the other day and said she couldn't see me anymore.

I said, 'I'm behind the sofa!'

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:23, archived)

was Dr. Who on?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)

haahaaa

Wizard!

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)

woo trampoline

that made me chuckle non stop for 14 days solid

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)

you nailed that one!

woo!

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)

woo

gets my vote for fp :)

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)

thats excellent sir...

... If a little Corn-y

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)

...you certainly know your bunions when it comes toe punning...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

*wee-wee-wees all the way home*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)

Hahahahah

anyone remember this ol' bandwagon?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)

Ha!

*nods*

no, but I don't want to be responsible . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

This makes chuckles come out of my face.

(

Comma, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

Mousing, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)

You

diiiiirty ol' toe

(manky dog, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)

superdooper

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)

Yay!

Spongtastic!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)

Brian

Pepperrrrrrrrs!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)

Hahhaha!

Wunnerfull.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)

Don't know what it is

but it's been following me around for days

(

Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:10, archived)

The lesser spotted Sun Ostrich

It's lully.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)

hehe a splendid beast

(

Mousing, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)

HIPPORHINOSTRICOW!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)

How it got mixed up

we'll never know how.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:13, archived)

it somethingsomethingsomething all day

and whistles all night!
and wears yellow socks that are far too tight!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)

It sleeps all day

and whistles all night
and wears yellow socks which are far too tight.

If you laugh at the hipporhinostricow
you're bound to get in a terrible row
the creature is protected you see
from silly people like you and me.

(aicmfTp)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)

Thassit!

Good ol' Spike!
Hurrah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)

His is the only poetry I can remember word for word :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)

I know a little Ogden Nash . . .

but that is because they are usually ver' short . . .

www.b3ta.com/board/5229621
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)

It's ... Celebrity Table Tennis

erm, worrying. Woo though!

and on a tj note: this is bizarre and funny :http://www.hoogerbrugge.com/

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)

Splendid!

Eat it with noodles

hullo everybody

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)

It would appear to have

steak-worthy haunches.

I suggest you spitroast it.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)

How Delightful :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)

thuffering thucatash!

It's a Looney Toon on acid!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)

name the song

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:06, archived)

comet comet comet comet comet chamele-quo

you come and quo, you come and quo-o-o-ooooo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:07, archived)

Loon...that actually made me laugh

Everyone wants to know what it is :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)

big clue

that rock is a meteorite heading for earth

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)

Haha...not your picture...but I was laughing at :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)

it's the end of the world

as we quo it?

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)

oooh, i like it

i like it, i like it

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)

Rockin' all over the world?

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Mousing, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:13, archived)

we have a winner

scratch monkey token for you
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)

thankyou

I'll use it wisely

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Mousing, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)

Is it 'Blimey, that one hurt my arse!'

by Black Lace?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:08, archived)

nope

not even close

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)

arf!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)

Ooh I know!

You're in the army now.. aicmfp

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:10, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:13, archived)

Man On The Moon by REM

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)

quo

i mean no

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:13, archived)

Surely

Rocking all over the world?

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)

its

i dont want to miss a thing by armogedden soundtracks

(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)

You are a bad .mp3 tag

aicmfp

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)

Snail: Homeless

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)

wooooooooooooo

wooooooooooooo

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:04, archived)

I was bored so I did a pink lion...I am still bored

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:07, archived)

then

can u do me a khaki sheep, i really want one of them

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:07, archived)

I live in north yorkshire

We have loads of the bastards, don't hold still for long enough though

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)

wellies are the key

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)

With

velcro

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)

some scaffolding, 4 lengths of bungie cord, some industrial-grade PVA adhesive, 12 square yards of rubber sheeting, a washing machine, 3 packets of nappies and a diesel-powered generator.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)

and...

a fez

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)

fez you say?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:23, archived)

The fez goes without saying !

(it just sneaks off silently)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)

late nighter

to redeem myself.... ish

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)

Just did it?

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)

Just poo it

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:03, archived)

Just dump it?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:03, archived)

I see there's a fair

SKATtering of your posts today . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:05, archived)

a shitstorm of filth if you ask me

we need more Hitler...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:06, archived)

Seconded . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)

Turded!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)

are you dung?

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)

Man, you're getting on my nerves . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)

you and your bedpan humour

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:10, archived)

don't be so Po-faced!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)

oh, guan(o) then

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)

OK, I'll log on . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)

Is this a time warp

or a pearoast?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)

my own stupid fault

well, i don't know how many of you actually saw this late-night extravaganza but i have just had a rather rookie mistake pointed out to me.
this is not humphrey chuffin bogart at all
it's clive shitflapping owen and i didn't notice, due in no small part to the comically large spliff i'd consumed prior to making it. and after all the time i spent defending my honour and arguing that i did in fact make the image, i was wrong. amendments will be made with the original pic of humph, not the clive owen thing. stoopid me!

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:40, archived)

thats clive owen wilson the 4th

that is

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)

you've been owened

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mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:47, archived)

Hehehehe

Clive Pwen

*for the record Clive Owen should be pushed through a 17th-floor plate-glass window for his part in Sin City*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:54, archived)

i'd still do 'im

/classy

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)

absolutley

he nearly ruined that film.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:03, archived)

Why that made me laugh,

I have no idea, But it did :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:48, archived)

Is it because just out of shot

there is a complete gallery of Anything goes?
arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:50, archived)

*shoots self if its the case*

Morning Fran

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:51, archived)

'ello ducks!

Seen my pun down there?
or you could look on the FP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)

I always look for your puns on the FP...

I never learn, do I...

Is a mighty fine pun sir! have this...
don't mention the FP. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:55, archived)

Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:56, archived)

Cl1ve Pwen!!!!1111!!!!LOL!!!!!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:50, archived)

d'oh!

i dont know how i managed it! it's quite clearly not humphrey bogart, i watched sin city less than a week prior to doing this... i'm just some kind of chump.
hehe owened.

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:54, archived)

New Police Enforcement Powers

first time optimising, so not as good as I intended

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:35, archived)

FIRE!

Earth! Wind, water, heart.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:37, archived)

When your powers combine

i am WILIAM WALLICE

(Azzek!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:39, archived)

heart?

what's that from?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:39, archived)

I hate to admit I know this but...

Captain Planet and the Planetears (sp)

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Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:42, archived)

Captain Planet

He's our hero!
Gonna take pollution down to zero!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:42, archived)

Captian Planet

He's a zero!
Stays up all night being a queero!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:47, archived)

is that naPALM?

woo!

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:38, archived)

pftt

absolutely

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:38, archived)

It pauses a lot at the end.

Have you got a lot of frames there of him just standing?

That could make it smaller if you take them away wouldnt it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:39, archived)

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