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#
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# safe socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Durex spect me to believe that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Silly Bill gates
and his silly terminology



has anyone here ever died because of a fatal error.... or been arrested for performing an 'illegal process'
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# yeah, i got arrested for performing an illegal process
the process of RAPING SMALL CHILDREN AHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Good to see you've been rehabilitated.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Prince Harry loves his charity work
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# thanking you
maybe i should have made it a pun?!
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# too subtle?
(kidb Not any more, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# TEH FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# OMFGOATS! Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# He buzzes like a fridge, he’s like a detuned radio
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Combined!
(kidb Not any more, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# How you test the quality of Car Navigation Systems...


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# haha
another work of genius
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# "peek through hedge"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# top work again sir
your hummus reservoir rivals dth's pun mine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# hmmm
I question the consistancey of your mini.

also woo, yay

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Yeh
Nice joke there, although im sure as Neon says, the Original becomes a BMW "mini" at one point... perhaps it took so long to navigate the maze it had evolved in the process?
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# all cars
look the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# 8-/
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# it is red
it must be fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hehehehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
They could have done with that for the Italian Job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# yay pacman on a satnav
and is that a nissan micra source pic?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I'm very sorry
But Dave was the easy option for getting this pun out of my head. Anything else would have meant waiting until the weekend when I could have a go on Photoshop.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hurray!
What's he cooking?
edit: I filtered out all the 'fucking's bar one in the first line when I read it. What does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# It means Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares could be cut down to 12 minutes per episode?
He's cooking:

www.b3ta.com/board/5893273
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# sometimes I wish I had a telly here
then I see programmes like that, and I remember why I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
amazing. pure amazingness

made me giggle at least
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# NOOOO
bad puns make fluffy things cry

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# hohohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# peter
peter
(prostheses, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahhaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# WANKERS
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(EJMR777, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# IT'S A CHEEKS OFF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Paul Daniels OR Phil Cool =
Switzerland or a big gold cock with a rosette

??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# this^^
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# listen to this man ^^^
he may talk like a crazy fool but he sho knows what he likes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# who you calling a crazy fool?
I'll have you know my Peppercorn salad is the best chutney
this side of Walthamstow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# ha ha 'Walthamstow'
you've made that up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# more than likely
It's a fictional principality just south of Ünderhelm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# whatever will be will be
good photo of Sven there
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# he looks a bit of a sexy beast*


*no no no never no. Boris, yes. Sven, no no nooooo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Had to be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
with that expression, yes it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# is this something about football?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# don't be silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Is there any football this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# AFRO!
and a cat with no nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# no nipples?
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# The Four Penguins of the Apocalypse
or some flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I like the idea of the 4 'guins of the Apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# A silly string tanker
being attacked by a crack team of international female terrorists in catsuits
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# team crack
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# duck gang rape
like what i saw out on the canal today

(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# 'saw'
yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# was the duck receiving or giving?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# there were 3 mallards
and a female duck

the female was swimming away from them as fast as she could, but they flew over her, and cornered her

i bet she loved it, the dirty whore
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# it's the way they dress
just asking for it really
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# loads of female ducks drown in she spring
from the rapage.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# arf
you too. the ducks on my way to work are well frisky at the moment! plenty of duck bumming going on (ahem, duck to duck that is, rather than partaking).
ps. seen this
www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm
(prostheses, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Hurray
for gay necrophilia
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# never ever
did I tink I would ever see this sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Stop tinking
and bum dead ducks!

/fakes death
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# *sneaks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# classic!
SEXUAL DEVIANCE: not just for sadists and bored housewives
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# the guy
got an igNobel prize for it
(prostheses, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# THE FUNK!
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# *slam dunks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Slacks dumb
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# ooh
I've got it in spades, mate
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# dave the hat
sat in custard... eating jelly looking overly happy. with Art's hat on. cos i know that dave likes the hat muchly
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# a donkey
riding a bike in the sky.

(as requested by my 2 year old. I think she's been reading b3ta behind my back)
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# ^ this
ace idea
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# a scary dictator!
or a
hairy potato
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Vladamir Nobokov...
...writing a book about rodents living together in a twee woodland community while designing the next generation of pimpware - with his free hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Johnson the sock in the bookies gambling ten pounds on a horse
the horse is call Jeeperscreepers an it's odd are 52-1 and it's running at 3:30 at Aintree. He's not going to win though because someone has stolen the horse's shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# doom fridge
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I'd like to see you draw...
A woman with MAAAAAAAAAAAAASSIVE norks dressed as a valkyrie riding a shakey cablecar which causes her breasts to jiggle comically... a la Red Dwarf: Better than life (The book not the TV episode)
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Funk force 5
or the power of funk
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# A pair of young lovers, on a hot summers day
walking down the road hand in hand. She has just accepted his long awaited proposal of marriage, and now they are heading back to tell the joyous news to her parents, laughing all the way. This is the happiest moment of their lives.

But as they go to cross the road outside of her parents house, a bus rounds the corner at high speed, its driver too busy leering out of the window at all the lovely young girls in their summer outfits to see the lovestruck young couple crossing the road in front of him.

The bus hits the girl, but amazingly the boy survives untouched, to watch the bus disappear into the distance as if nothing had happened.

The boy looks down upon the twitching corpse of his dead fiance, tears of anguish welling in his eyes.

But wait! Her flowery dress has ridden up around her waist, revealing her white silk panties, her hairy mound poking out of the sides like a million spiders legs.

Knowing that this is probably the last time he is ever going to smell her sweet musk, he removes her panties, places them over his head and sits down in the middle of the road vigorously masturbating, blinded by his tears of absolute dispair.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I am too busy laughing at the genius of your perverted mind
to spot the countless spelling mistakes

!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *proof reads*


I can't see any!
I also can't see any images at all. Has something broken?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# It's a beautiful story, alright, and it gave me the raging horn
its'its driver to too busy leering out of the window

ridden up around her waste waist

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *notices*
Doh

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i love you


/ungays
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Sven has called Boris Johnson into the England squad for the world cup
But Boris hasn't realised that the dressing room isn't the same as at Eton. We join the scene as John Terry is booting seven shades of shite out of Boris, soggy biscuit and cock still in hand, as little Micky Owen lies in a pool of blood behind them with a broomstick lodged firmly in his arse.
England lose 3-0 to Trinidad and Tobago.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
What a beautiful scene!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Denizens
led by Jack, abducting a bound and gagged Scarlet by towing her on bits of rope attached to motorcycles jumping the Cheddar Gorge.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Bindun?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# unfortunately yes
by you just now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *imagines sock intercourse*
Woo
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# how do you think they reproduce?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Like this perhaps?
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5892496
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# can't beat the joy of socks
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# yeah
it gives you real socks appeal
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# damned wasps everywhere
flying jerks

(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# hahah
yay!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# For the wasps I recommend a large elastic band it's great exercise and fun for the wasps

For the pun I shall laugh for a while then slip a woo into your back pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Or a Wasp Box.
He's available for a reasonable price.

*pimps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# cheapest thing around
so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# *graon*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# she looks like Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# i must ask...
have you ever seen hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# little fella right?
with a chip on his shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I had an artist friend who spent a whole summer
painting in a shack with a wasp nest. He claimed
that if you didn't bother them they wouldn't bother
you.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# odd choice of location... was he painting wasps?
i find they don't bother you if you hit them with a tennis racket also
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# you know how those artistic types are,
all suffering from lead and cadmium poisoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# is Brush Script MT an artistic type?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# you know I'm not font of this sort of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# this is a joke forum, please keep responses Comic Sans MS
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Are you trying to courier favour?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I'm just trying to make an Impact
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I've been to Helvetica and back today
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# there's a Myriad ways to get there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# some of them arial
some on the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I've been to Georgia
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I 've been mostly Gillsans
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# some times new roman the puns go too far
(pdjpdj, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# It must have been rather a large shack
if it took him a whole summer to paint the inside? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# bloody stalkers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# He should've used a brush
Wasps' nest is not paintbush, silly man!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# super
(pdjpdj, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# argh!
teh punngae!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# arf-ish
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Ham time

For lunch today I'm having two ham and cheese rolls with some salad cream,
two bags of salt flavour seabrooks, two tangerines, a banana and three blue ribands.
what are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Homemade lasagna!
(it has chillis and yummy bits)
...and baby spinach, tomatoes, and balsamic vinegar salad

Oh, and some fresh coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# boohoo...Jessie beat me

*thinks*

Yayhay...Jessie beat me
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Hahah!
looon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# First!
*points!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# lunch?...
...


(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Hehehehe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# What a grand lunch
that sounds like the perfect lasagne.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Sausage Gammon and Liver Hotpot with baked beans and gravy
Tea
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I love Gravy Tea
!
ditch the liver
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Liver is braw

Ask the Duke...see!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Cor!
the sounds braw. I had liver with onions and bacon last night, it was so good I'm having it again tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Good man

I hope that was with mashed potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I was wanting mashed but I could only get hold of new potatoes and they're useless for msahing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Oh noes
Morrisons do some Irish potatoes that are ace for mashing with even at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# That's
a damned good lunch.
I need more information on the sausages and the liver though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Sausages...tubelike portions of manglised meat generally magenta in colour
Liver...ingredient of Pate, Faggots and Liver, Bacon and Onions
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Nasty cheap sausages ?
Shame on you !
Liver of what ?
I prefer calves, but I'm quite happy with lambs. Chicken livers are only fit for making pate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I don't dare ask what type of sausages they are!
This meal was from my canteen...and the EEC would probably designate them as a timber by product

edit. The liver was lambs, the gammon was excellent the potatoes could have done with about 5 minutes more...overall pretty good for our canteen
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# That's a
pretty decent sounding canteen you've got there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Ohnononononono

This is an exception to the standard fare
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# 'half a tin of emulsion and some ant sick!'
livealottos Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# The correct amount of emulsion and tastiest of all sick
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmelon!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Some bum juice, on a gay platter, with a big side srving of fried sphincter



and some sandwiches
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# The queerest of all lunches
a lunch fit for a queen
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Beer in the sun!
*runs off happy*

T'ra b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# haha
That used to be my lunch in college.

100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ^I want this too^
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# That's braw lunch!
I would like that lunch.

I hope you get sunburn
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
That's mean!

*scolds*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# But I don't have any sunshine
Don't worry David, I don't really mean it (all that much)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Spicy chicken strips.
With some water.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Nice sounding chicken
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Chow Mein flavour Noodles
on toast

with a banana and an apple

*edit* Stay Clam? how can we be clam when his gland is in overdrive?!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# nice noodles
good toast


clams are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I do like noodles
but not on toast. Hello three B's!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Hello!!
I'm making noodle toast sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# So I see
*waves*

I'm all executive today, I've been to see the firemen and have been invited to their Firemen's Big Cheese Networking lunch in July. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# My mate used to Audit the Firefighter's college
and used to get ever so excited!
*edit* it was a she
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# baked potato and lovely sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Braw!
I don't have any sunshine, so I hope that you also get sunburn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# a cham sandwich with mayonaise
a packet of orange doritos
an oxtail cup a soup
an apple strudel muller rice
an apple
tea!

Blue ribbands are ace. i might also steal some hob nobs from the office biscuit tin
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
you and your oxtail soup, you're almost as bad a Neon Blue and his spezi
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i had a lot to drink last night
and now I have no appetite left.

However, this weekend we're going to finish the firebox for my smokehouse, and then we'll be eating lots of smoked chicken/fish/cheese for every Dave the Facts after that.
(trumpet, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *runs off to find trumpets smokehouse*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# that sounds like a euphemism if ever there was one
(trumpet, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Is that for cold smoking
or hot smoking ?
I'm interested in how you get on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# It'll probably hot smoke items
to cold smoke, you'd have a long length between the firebox and the smoke chamber: we're putting them pretty close together and seeing how we get on.

Firebox is a butchered gas cylinder, with a lid welded onto the top: smokehouse itself is a used whiskey barrel, oak, cost a fiver.

Looking forward to seeing if it works too...
(trumpet, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Have a
Woo
a
Yay
and a
Hooplah
For experimental fooderising !
You should make your own sausages and smoke those !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# You shouldn't have had so much fizzy pop
that'll teach you.

Home smoked food is braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hmmmm tea and leftovers
3 sausages, some bacon, a breast of chicken with pasta
and for pudding i shall have a chocolate mousse, a mini milk and some rasberries! (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
left overs are some of the finest food you can eat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I think MSN broke again!
Bah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# i'd say
mine is spazzing too
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I wanna hear about 'it'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# burritos!

Qué Onda Guero?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# you are beck!
AICMFP
(lift yr skinny fists, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# *sends five pesos*

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# big spud with chicken curry
and a cherry bakewell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
I was going to have a couple of cherry bakewells today but I ate them all last night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# its someones birthday in the office
I may have to graze the remaining cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Filth. Pure, solid filth.
from Greggs
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Greggs filth is great
their sausage rolls are manky but addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Pachey is saving posts to get nekkid, so she is having....
A toastie filled with cheddar, cottage cheese, basil and cherry tomatoes, followed by half an apple. With elderflower cordial and a cup of white tea.


mmm - sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# A braw lunch!
her lunches are quite similar to the mighty gussets but with out the lashings of delcious meats.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I've tried to point that out to her
but she's a very determined vegetableaminariest
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I am about to embark..
on cooking boiled tatties with skin on some nice pork loins, some leftover carrots and I'm going to smear the whole thing in brown fluid.

Yes, I'm going to smear my pork with brown fluid, yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Cor!
the nice lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# For lunch today im having:
2 Fried eggs sandwiches
a banana
a mars bar
and 2 cans of stella
(I helped save b3ta! Tarsus, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw!
you can't go wrong with fried egg sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Dairylea
and a wander and, I suspect, vague ogle.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Don't forget to take your ACME mirror lens wraparound xray sunglasses with that ogle
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# yes yes yes
have needed these today already
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Braw!
I'mm looking forward to a nice sunny day, I'll then get a good days ogling done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# No idea.
Depends if the cash machine works and the canteen has anything good.

If not then it'll wait until this evening when it'll be 2 or three bottles of organic cider and some sort of tasty pie while waiting to watch The Now show recording to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Tasty Rabbit and Pigeon Pie
Goes well with organic cider.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Will you please do a comedy laugh
so we can pick you out of the audience. Also do a b3ta-esque audience question answer :) I love the Now show.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# mee too
but I always forget to listen to it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# You can get it as a podcast now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# excellent,
*off to Radio 4*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# They used my audience question answer a couple of weeks ago.
It was the 'make up a new Mr Man / Litlle Miss.

My suggestion was...Mr Clinical trial - he wears a really big hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# THat'll be a good dinner
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Fish Pie
Made with some lovely Smoked Haddock, Cod and Tiger king Prawns,
Nice creamy parsley sauce
Peas and Sweetcorn
and a Cheesy Mash topping.

Eaten with big doorsteps of homebaked bread and organic butter

Washed down with a glass or two of Pinot Grigio.

Then I'll be off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# for
a snack?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# For
Beer in the Sunshine !
And I don't get sunburn - I just turn into a foreign looking gent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# a gent!
I say!
With top hat?
and monocle?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# This be a mighty fine repast sir
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# It'll be even better
When it's followed by Beer and Sunshine !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# What a braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Chutney and buttons!








I have no lunch today, sob. :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Why no lunch?
go out and beg in the street
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# sorry I'm late
I had a chicken breast wrapped in bacon and cheese, some cheese and onion mash with tabassco and a side salad with lots of croutons

all washed down with spezi and water

also it is such a beautiful day I am leaving work early to sit on my balcony and drink a beer or two


(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Braw!
I was hoping that you'd have another schnitzel though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I am all schnitzeled out
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
if that's alright by you
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# That's perfectly fine by me
I see nothing wrong with this lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yum!
Mature cheddar and spring onion with mayonnaise on home-made granary bread sandwiches
Penguin flavour Müller Corner
Salt 'n' Vinegar Walkers Crisps
Can of Diet coke with lime
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# The penguin flavour yogurt
didn't look as nice as the Jaffa Cake one yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# nah!
the jaffacakey one is much better!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# either sounds good to me
can you move your offices to Leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Braw lunch?
Penguin flavour Müller Corner? are you a sea lion?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# just got back from the pub
where I had a bacon and stilton baguette with a suitably onioned up salad, a packet of bacon fries, all washed down with a pint of Harvest Pale ale with coffee to finish
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# oof!
i can smell your breath from here
:)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# where are you?
*turns round*
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Braw lunch!
full of flavour
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# COR!
TGMTF'O!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# So I can see.
art'noon.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Cor!
I can't see that but I think it's wild haslet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Yes,
with a side-serving of msn b0rkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Pun fallout sounds serious
For lunch today I had a caesar chicken with misspelt "lettuice" and a bottle of Diet Coke with lemon (no lime left - booooo!). For pudding I had crumble and custard THEN a slice of Victoria sponge. I am now very full and slightly queasy.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# PIG!
and victoria sponge is the second greastest of all cakes

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# What's the greatest?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# my aunties
coffee and walnut cake

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I do a rather splendid
banana and walnut cake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Mmmmm
either sound most tasty. I wonder if I have any (in date) walnuts at home or whether I put them all in a batch of muffins...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Braw!
misspelt lettuce is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# My tasty lunch is...
Some spicy tomato rice from last night (microwaved)
Two veggie haggies rolls from Piemaker
A big bottle of orange juice
A Bournville dark chocolate bar.

Lully.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Sounds quite braw
apart from the veggie haggis
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Veggie Haggis ?
Is an
ABOMINATION !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# In fact it's not even haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
#
hot smoked salmon with a lovely salad
Exotic Fruit flavour Solero
Cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Vey braw indeed
a good summery lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Beans on toast
I haven't eaten it for ages and I'd forgotten how utterly delicious it is when there is tons of Lurpak on the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# god i've not had lurpak for years
it's so good on toast yum yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Vey braw indeed
tons of lurpack is grand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I say, what's this in my bag, it's lunch of the day
Beans on toast is a champion lunch, the tons of lurpak did the trick

Congratulations and well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# is that spacking more than usual
or have i gone mad?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# It is
I don't know what happened, I'll have to adjust it at somepoint. It's making me feel a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Cor blimey and stone the bleedin' crows!
Thanks, Mr Prunes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# i havent yet decided as im at uni
but it shall probably be a large ham and mustard sandwich, with a pork pie and some lovely hulahoops. and then off to the bar for a swift drink of something of the alchoholic variety.


and a lolly pop.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Eat and Drink
outside in the Lovely Sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Braw!
you can't go wrong with a pork pie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# i notice you opted for cham and salad cream
was this inspired by my lunch yesterday at all?

such is the way when shopping on a budget it is the only filling i have in the fridge so i too am having cham and salad cream sandwiches.

or perhaps this is some weird fight club type scenario where you and i are in fact both personalitys residing within the same person which while totally obvious to the casual observer is a fact that neither of us are aware of.
(I helped save b3ta! HatBeard, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Here have this...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I love Wildyle's hobby horse animations
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I love bilbobarneybobs replies to wildyles hobby horse animations
and the tedious enevitability it brings
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Am it bumsex tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# NO!
not again!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *bums anyway* *forgets to apply lube*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I may give up eventually




or not.....

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# don't please dont,
sometimes its my only reply.....*sniffles*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# aye


ill draw a better one not in paint later :D

my deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# hurrah
there needs to be more smile shaped islands in the South Atlantic.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# i'd like to buy the world a coke
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# and then teach it to sing?
or just fight over a global shortage of coke.

To the death!

It would make an epic hollywood movie though I think I'll wait for the bollywood version with impromptu dance sequences.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# i luuuuurve it
it's koot!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# yay
that's splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# The old ones . . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaahaha
thass fecking ayce!
woo yay!!

is your msn dead, or is it mine?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# His :|
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Buggering bollocks!
fecking thing!

Grrrrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# *tests*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# bindun
LOADS
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Do you have some sort of pun mine
somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# He does
just look in the Dave the Facts archive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# I think I could waste far too much of my life doing that.
So it might be on for this afternoon...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ...are old :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha!
top of the pops!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Arf!

*tests*

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# ....awww
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha - I love tim vine! ;)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Bacon?
Bacon!
Bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# *groan*
The old ones ham the bestest

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Don't tell porkies!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# silly sausage!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# yes indeed.
there are quite a lot of pun-based Butcher jokes.
Far less about candlestick makers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# *thinks*
hmmm . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# and who said punning is a flankless job?

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# yay
the pun man striketh
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# The following is a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of The Wasp Box Party.

Although Wasp Box may not be standing as a council candidate in your area it is still possible to vote for him.
Simply use the magenta pencil provided and scrawl Wasp Box across some one else's name and mark the box with a cock.
Wasp Box stands for a more peurile form of local government.



Seriously folks you should excersise your right to vote today.
Even If you can't bring yourself to vote for any of them it's better to turn up and spoil your paper to register your willingness to vote rather than be branded apathetic.
Remember though if you don't vote and you end up with a BNP councillor then you only have yourself to blame.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Damnit!
If you'd mentioned this an hour ago, this is absolutely what I'd have done with my vote.

So much more worthwhile than a vote for the health concern....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Go and vote again then
it's easy, just pretend to be your brother.
I did this once and voted a record 153 times!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# you pretended to be sugarspunsister's brother?
Did he not mind?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# He's got plenty of identities
He can handle loosing one for 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# I wish I had multiple identities
Then I could "entirely theoretically" go on a major spree of fraudulence and retire to brazil.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Super.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm sure I could pass myself off as my mum. All I need is a few hours in the sun and an amusing wig.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I know someone that voted 3 times
it's easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I've done that
I pretented to be both my brothers once but not at the same time. It's easy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *parks unmarked van outside house*


*observes*
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# YAY!
shame i cant vote for another 14 days!! Damn!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Wise words
If I was English I'd vote for the salt party
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Scottish people are allowed to vote on English matters Duke
It was made law during the Great West Lothian Question of 1781. You simply have to drive to Gretna and shout across the border. If you set off now you can make it before the polls close at 10pm.

Mind you, in return, the English get to try the Poll tax out on us once a fortnight.

Edit/ I have just discovered there really is a SALT party. Unfortunately they weren't standing in my area.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Grand!
just so long as I don't get shot with a bow and arrow or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *shots something in Dukes general direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# no no
it's the Welsh that can be shot with arrows.
Cumbrians are merely allowed to hurl abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Eeep!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I'm going to do that tonight
I'm going to drive to Gretna and shout "I LOVE WASP BOXES BIG MAGENTA COCK" and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# you will get a surprising response
of that you can be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Well put Waspy
When the locals come to Bath I shall do something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I'll vote.
If I get a free magenta pencil.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# you have to leave the pencil for the next voter
but if you go back at 5 past 10, the returning officer will let you have his pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Yippee!
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Do you get the bit of string as well?
It's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# I see
I'll vote, but only for string!
If that's your attitude I'll tell the streetsweepers not to sweep outside your house!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# They don't anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# *votes*
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:14, archived)
# sadly, no matter how many cocks i draw
the lib dems will win in my ward, they seem to have convinced the supposedly intelligent students of oxford that they are really different to all the other twunts, and that the city council has the power to abolish tuition fees.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# This^^
woo waspy

and remember to vote Yardley, you know it makes Scents

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# you should have shopped that gag Bs!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I had a BNP councillor once,
all he did was discuss interest rates with an
unintelligable French accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I think I'll spend
the 5 minutes I could waste voting having a wank instead
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy Cummers Welcome, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# hurry space kitten!

you must get those top secret plans to the rebel base!

And good 'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha, yay!
Go, fluff, go!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:03, archived)
# fly pussy cat, fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I
like
this
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 11:59, archived)
# You better be sorry.
*spang* etc.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# is sorry, sober and spanged!!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Hooray!
'Ning m'dears.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# arg
it's really pun ish ment day today isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Didn't you see the forecast?
Punderstorms with fine breaks.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
MAD!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# haha
silliness abounds
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Gah
It's not even the same car.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# so, so sorry...


It's been in there for days now. It needed releasing. And now i need to muck out my head...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# haha
that must have taken ages!
Right, I'm off out for lunch, see you all later
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# bye.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# At this time of the day?
Which country are you in?
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# They do take ages...
...I made one myself once...

(The Love Manatee, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# but it's not lunch time
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:58, archived)
# yes it is!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# It's almost lunch time
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# demands
to have his lunch. starvation and cdcs do not combine!
(prostheses, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# *comes up for air*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# *pushes you back under the water*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# *snorkles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# I love that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha.
This one wins.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# It made me 'Pffffft!'
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Better than having to muck out your pants.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# for reasons i'm not sure of i want to reply with this
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Arf!
George Francis - Goybirl (in the Terrahawks stylee)
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Haha, good choice of blessed pic.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# blessed be the pics you give us
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:50, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# *goes deaf instantly*
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# er... no apologies...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *spangs*
...in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *spang*
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Arghghgargle!
I think that just burned out my pun gland :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# yohohoho!
hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
YES! OH YES!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# *nudges*
Lo Dave, Hat, Sir...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Wotcha!
Sorry, I'm not ignoring you . . . I'm away quite a bit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Not a problem...
I'm on and off all day :o) Hope you are well...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Oh deary, deary me!
Fantastic stuff, lovely. Good Morning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# 'ning lovely lady
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# I am FULL of JOY*!
I have a sexy new laptop and Internet that works 100%!
Also, I've just handed in the last of my essay-work. Only exams to go now!
*Lucky Joy! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:37, archived)
# marvellous stuff
are the exams far off?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# 11th and the 25th, I believe.
Oh, and there's the May Ball on the 18th.
CaroWallis in a skirt, oh my goodness! Curis in a suit! Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# well good luck and stuff
hope they all go splendidly
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# I should be revising right now
Look where I am...

(GoldenNinjaWarrior doesn't want to, but the voices made him...., Thu 4 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Yus - but mine are First Year Uni exams...
... and not at all detrimental (wrong word) essential to my continuation of the course or my life. Hurrah!
Edit: Running off for lunch - back soon sexy folks.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# *suprise huggin*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Took me a minute
*is an idiot*
(GoldenNinjaWarrior doesn't want to, but the voices made him...., Thu 4 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Huspag!
For bad puns.
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Thu 4 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Are you a dark evil tealord
Or a nice one who gives tea freely?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Oh god....
Thats terrible. And it took me far too long to figure out : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Um... guess who?


edit: oh ok maybe it does look more like him then i first thought

edit : edit: your all wrong it's Eddie Murphy
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# David Tennant
*edit* nice drawing by the way -didn't really need the pie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# lolzoids
close.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Neil Tennant
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Chris Ecclestone?
It's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Bernard Manning
?
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# yeh it does a bit..
... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha!
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Barbara Bel Geddes ?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# no
it's not Miss Ellie.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# But...
But it looks just like her !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# yeh.
Wow what a completely brilliant webPAGE she has there, must have taken her hours to put it together.

Edit: oh she is dead.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# be fair, shes been dead for years
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# she
did quite well then under the..
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# ..patio?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Bah !
*Ninja Edits*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# ...Band of the Royal Scots Draggoon Guards ?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Sylvester McCoy?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# My dad
?
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Les Dawson
corking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Callista Flockhart?
It's the spitting image!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Peter Griffin?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:54, archived)

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