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not sure about the face, but nice tits

(Mrt1977, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

BEATTIE TIME!

I'd be scared if my tits started near my neck.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

seamless!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

yay for my very 1st

(Mrt1977, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

Teh seams!

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RedStar returneth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

hahaa!!

(simod, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

you've made her tits look awful

like they have been ijected with silicone mastic in a cheap attempt at a home boob job.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

whatever keeps

the focus off her face!!!

(Mrt1977, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

That sounds like the voice of a man who speaks from experience.

Would you prefer not to talk about it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

whats the saying?

yer holes yer hole

(Mrt1977, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

they have all hardened, but on the plus side they are mold resistant for 15 years.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

her tits are long. thats gross.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

longpig

in BBQ sauce?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

what

country are you in?

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rogan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

you've stopped over in cyprus, haven't you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

What have you added to the breasts there.....

...hhmmm

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

Pffft!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

Ctrl-Shift-X for Liquify & Select Boat on the right.

Set the brush to the size you want.

(Woody999, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

Of course he looks ill

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

For some reason this reminded me of Beadle.

Why is he in my brain!

Woo!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

Haha

it's the tiny hand

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

It might well be....

......*fears*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

ace!

^^
i made a pic but
i dont suppose any one will notice if i save it till my next post

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

he's prolly on the back end of a six month whizz and charlie bender

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

what have you got there, li'l fella?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

did you rear this yourself?

it's my birthday next wednesday... I want it

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

It would annoy you quite quickly though.

It knows the intros to loads of songs - but only the intros.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

can it play

closing time? or polkamon?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

Only the first 30 seconds of each.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

Oh... well I could kill it after a while

just to show it who's boss?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

But then you'd feel guilty.

And what would you do next time you wanted to hear that intro?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

Buy a musical prostitute.

they're all the rage in Brugges

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

Ah. In that case, carry on.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

clanger (:

woo!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

where?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

oh for fucks sake

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

pffft!

how hilarously rubbish.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

gad zooks

burn it with chemicals

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

Haha! Is one of them you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

hahahhahahahaahaha

no, sadly no

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

Yay for fancy dress though =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

I hope you won a prize for that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

Sadly no.

Although it was widely regarded as the best costume of the night.

It made the newsletter though, which is some compensation =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

i love the total paucity of jewellery :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

Sadly my arms are hiding the huge cross I'd made...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

on that note

g'night all!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

i expect you made half of brixton cross.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

Funnily enough...

I had to drive through Streatham dressed like it. That was an experience I'd rather not re-live.

And that's also why it made the newsletter.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

fool!

*drinks milk*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

hahahahahahha

that'd blow David Attenborough's mind

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

Topness!

Was just perusing your profile. I LOVE your vectors. Love love love!

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CaroWallis, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

oh thank you!

:D
i should do more. any suggestions?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

Annie and Uma are just gorgeous, so detailed! :)

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CaroWallis, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

the annie lennox one

blows me away

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

^ me too

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

Suggestions... umm...

... I can't think. Me? Hahaha! (Joke!)

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CaroWallis, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

How about Natalie Portman?

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CaroWallis, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

oh yes,

she's very pretty indeed.
i needs to do a few more men though.

/story of my life

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

*peruses*

They are rather fab indeed!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

Aceness!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

I knew it all along

they were doing when we wasn't looking, whos mad now!?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

Hahaha

Ace!
this cheers me :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

This am Woo.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

*squeeks*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

yesh mish monneypenny, it does fookin' glow in the dark.....

(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

You don't want to be holding polonium that close to your

Mr. Polonium, sir Bond.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

Pffft

Satire-tastic!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

I think that it was the guy in the picture below that poisoned the Ex KGB agent.

AICMFP

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

Yesh Schitt Happensch!

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

Woo!

and many Yays to you!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

Thats immense.

(Woody999, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

that is all of teh ace

*click*

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

I wish I'd

thought of that :)

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. Litvinenko, I expect you to di-"
"Die? What?"
"Errr... I mean to say.. uh... 'dine'. Yeah, that sounds okay."
"Oh, okay, you had me worried for a second!"
"Ha ha ha, comrade, my apologies. Here, have some of this sushi."

(morner, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)

He is very ill looking

This picture is from the graduation ball from uni, I have never noticed how ill this guy looks before though!

(samwisethesick, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

He doesn't look well.

I quite like the look of the 2 bald guys though.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

yes i just wonder why they are hiding

in that dress

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

They're obviously very shy.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

lets try and coax them out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

*coaxes*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Good idea!

*coaxes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

*wipes fucksocks' piss from my mind*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

No need it looked nice there.

*opens mind*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

*marinates*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

*urinates*

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

*deficates*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

*deftly cakes*

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

*quietly bakes*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

*Fanny makes*

*then Hibernates*

'night all

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

Night.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

*urticates*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

.........*pontificates*

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

I'm an 8?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

You're an 8's?

Crazy apes?

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

Best of all the apes!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

Here baldy, baldy, baldies

Come out, come out now!

*stands back in anticipation*

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

You know full well that if they were released from whatever

crontraption that is holding them like that they'd be swinging past here navel.

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magnum, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

~~know full well~~ like to believe it isn't true

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

Is he still moving?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

Let The Bandwagon Commence!

and he does look a little poorly

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

I just see breasts.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

lol ZOMG!

text on a picture!!!!!!111

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

Least its not Comic Sans.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

'nings micto =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

'lo!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

How's the new job?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

dull

i can't reallt b3ta, and i'm working with a bunch of clucky menopausal old ladies

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

O_o

Sounds tip-top!

Are you looking for new opportunities then?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

nope

i'm sitting it out until i move up north next year

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

Whereabouts up north?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

At what age do girls realise that

foundation should match your skin tone?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

She had her head in her chest whilst she got ready.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

Some never do.

Some give up and don't even bother.

*cough*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

or boys

for that matter

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

wood

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

Good God.

A zombified Stephen from the original Dawn of the Dead springs to mind

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FoldsFive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

He looks a bit like a ferengi

of teh star trek

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

In other news: David Firth is going to be on your gogglebox in a bit. See?

www.radiotimes.com/ListingsServlet?event=10&channelId=92&programmeId=52875190&jspLocation=/jsp/prog_details.jsp

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CaroWallis, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Norks!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

^this!

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

AliEnZ

(daharris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

even more so now

www.b3ta.com/board/6607811

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

would.

her to.

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)

real photo tuesday sucks even more than real photo sunday.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

it's tuesday?

Not seen too many L plates this week.

wheres the ironic use of goatse?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

^This

HARD!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

roffle

soxz

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

RIS

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

^This

Almost as hard.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

How strange

A lady with two cunts.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

pffffft!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Watch your pussies

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

*watches pussy*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

ARGH, THE REDEX OF DOOM

or words to that effect

edit: why does everyone watch me masturbate? :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

The pearoast-in-a-new-thread of doom too!

EDIT: Well if you will put it on youtube...

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Outstanding!

(The Original Noggin, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

BORKED?!?

EDIT : Haha! I ashaly like that! Woo!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

I'm sure I'll get called a c*** for being so sickeningly offensive

but didn't we see this last night as well?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

i saw it a coupla nights ago

i think

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RedStar returneth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

please stop reposting this

it wasn't funny the first time

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

^This

/Being agreeable tonight blog.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

I finally got my samba CD..

Given a few b3tan's helped out, I reckon I owe it to you lot for the reason why

So click image for Jorge Ben mp3 :-)

Also today I fed a tiger at London Zoo which was a slightly woosome experience

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR LIMBS AND EYEBROWS?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

No my dear

but where is that pineapple?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)

In the fridge at school.

It went a bit off, we nicked it last friday, but it was tasty.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

I know what he is thinking

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

He looks a bit crafty.

And what are you doing feeding tigers?

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

Induction day at London Zoo

Fed a giraffe as well :-)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Oh wow.

That sounds ace!
You'll be scooping poop in no time!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

To the

tiger?

(Fixx, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

My, what big eyes you have...

(Bogbean, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

I just want to lick the eyes,

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

Mmm, chocolate limes!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

eeeuw, I hate those things

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

They'd be nice if they actually tasted like chocolate and limes.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

I think you may have identified my reason for disliking them

they were more like wax and bakelite

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

I really liked them when I was given them by my nan.

Turned out they were laced with Crack.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

those visits used to fly by didn't they

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

Oh hell yes.

I just wish i knew where she keeps those sodding purple flying monkeys.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

Haha! They wouldn't have sold many if they'd called them that.

"Bakalite Waxes! 10 a penny, come and get 'em!"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

*stabs in forehead*

*chisels out gem-like eyes* .... profit

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)

*chisels D'artisan's face*

*steals gem eyes*

*inserts in anus*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

*attaches glue to cock*

*bums fucksocks*

*retrieves gem eyes on cock*

*runs off to join the circus*

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

I have no response to this.

Well.........

Nope.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

Victory to the gem-eye-cock-circus!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

Whose anus?

D'artisan's or yours?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

Yours.....

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

I wondered what that tingling was...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

nope thats something far far far more sinister.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

Is it tarantula's eggs?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

Nope its a banana!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Haha!

*slips over*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

hahahahahah

been sucking a biro have we hohohohoho

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

I blame SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAARD

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

No no

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAARD protects your child from damage caused by exposure to spoons.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

No, you see.

We need to BAN SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARD

Brought to you by the Society of Spoons.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

*feeds lemon*

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

would

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

Needs more gay

Advent 5 in progress: img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/Maz_Cleocatra/advent5.jpg

4 3 2 1

Doodles am fun.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

*more* gay?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

It's possible.

^I also drewed this

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

your drawings are great...

Draw me :D:D

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

Send me a labcoat.

Edit: I'm not DESPERATE for a labcoat. I just want one.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

I could probably nick one...

physicists don't get to wear lab coats that much though... we don't deal with dangerous chemicals... just liquid gasses which you need gloves for.

edit: if you wanted one look at ebay... cheap.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

If I had a labcoat, it's usage would not be limited to the lab.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

oh? do tell, what interesting ideas do you have for the usage of a lab coat.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

Wearing it as an ordinary coat.

Decorating it.

Perhaps bloodying it up at halloween.

Using it at school in the lab.

That's about it.

Maybe sleeping in it.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

they're around a tenner on ebay

if you want to buy yourself one

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

I wore one to go to a pub in once

and people doodled all over the tempting white surface in biro. So I threw it away, and have no lab coat to send you.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

lex put that chain around

supermans neck
woot! smashing picture

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

I thank you!

I assure you, the picture is 100% kryptonite free.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

I rather like that

kind of like voodoo under ulta-violet light

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

Woo for voodoo!

Ta =)

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

It is a lemur

With a purple toupee, which is pink

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

You just love lemurs.

I want to get a purple pink toupee now.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

These are rather macabre,

and good!

I wish I had pink hair!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

Thanks =)

Many people have pink hair at the moment. I want mine tinted blue and purple.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

Blue hair would be ace!

You just need the confidence to be able to pull it off (not literally of course). I know I'd most likely get all self concious then people would just think 'who's that prat with the brightly coloured hair?'.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

I can have plenty of confidence =)

And if it was merely tinted, then my hair would look vaguelly the same, but shiny in the light a different colour.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

I am greatly afeared.

(

FoldsFive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

Enemy is pleased.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

I felt that Devil_Duck's new profile photo had a distinct lack of croissant

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21950

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)

Is he French?

the french smug bastard.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

But it has a car in it

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

i wonder if that croissant tastes great

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

pfffft!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

mut be stale by now

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

Well 'shopped!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

I've been watching your 5000 post image

for about 2 hours now.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

hahahahahahah :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)

hahah

It does loop well ;)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

'nings, miss!

*gropes*

*reads sig*

*offers money*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

Pervert!

In other news, I've just gone and got my finger stuck in a glass bottle.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

that was karma for calling me a pervert

:D

(although it probably happened before I typed that)

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

As I was typing it.

*sigh* pulling doesn't help either.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)

Jam your finger further in

then it will come out easily... like a Chinese finger trap.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

:( lies.

I gave it a good wriggle and it slipped out!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

PERVERT!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)

'tis true.

I only wanted to touch it's bottom from inside ...

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

ta foxeh ;)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)

*sways*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

Pfft.

Nicely done.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)

fankoo lovely lady :)

Off to bed now - g'nite one and all!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

Nighties!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

Hurrah for croissANTs

Bigger!
.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

How about some cross ants?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

top

shop

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

ahahahaha!

i am now going to buy that shirt and tie and live the rest of my days as the smug cunt :-)

(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

what a handsome devil

and a cute girlie he has too

'ning Mr Bawls

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

aww

you're nice

*hugs legs*

(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

*ruffles hair*

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

Sorry..

I just saw this and had to put some eyes on it.

(daharris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

cor!

is that a larynx?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

is that a pokemon?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

it's a frog's lady vent

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

eeef!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

Yes

it is a larynx

(daharris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

VULVA

vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva cunt vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva vulva

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

I can see your cunt

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

i belive the correct response would be

ARGGGHHH What in the watermelon is that?

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

"When Goatse goes bad"

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

Eurgh.

Slimey.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

holy fuddering shuck

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

(daharris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

Hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

AARRGGRJRHHHHHHH

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

click for utterly massive

click for 336.65 KB version

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

hahahahahah

top, these all need to be put together

that really is some hefty Beadling

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

all what?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

All your base

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

ROFFLE!!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

I mean with the Beattie one that someone did

and the Beatless one and the other B3ta conversions.

It'd make a lovely little collection

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

the beatie one was mine :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

then have a double woo

for being so clever

or obsessed with Sgt Peppers :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

i get stuck on certain source pics

check my gallery for examples :S

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

it's called "commitment to the cause"

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

it's a bandwagon so big it's practically a meme

though Abbey Road is truly a meme.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

YOU!

I'm so happy to see you!

I've just been updating my profile and was sad to realise that
a) I didn't save my zombie-jess and
b) it's now b0rked in the original thread...
I don't suppose you still have a copy? I wanted to put it in my profile

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

sure, hold on....

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/Zombie54.jpg

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

Thank you!!!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

That is unnecessary

Like all real genius!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

Heheheheheheh :)

A big hand to mictoboy
Well, a big hand and a little hand

(

FoldsFive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

oh god. you even shopped all the hands!

woo!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

The extended family!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

Oh Beadles we love you!

woo!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

Haha!

This one seems to have become a right theme!
Woo!

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

have i missed some beatle meme-age?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

There was another use of

that cover not so long ago
*runs off to glassco.cx to see if he can ferret it*...

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

ah, it was me

check the popular page :D

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

Ah-ha!

Getting inspiration from yourSELF huh! Cheat! ;oP

WY to the series

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

you even left the token black man in it

for racial harmony.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

~~racial harmony~~ laziness

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

arf!

are they all different?

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

i had 10 beadle source pics to play with

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

Nice!

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

Ger Roovy.

*wink*

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

Always trying to change his image.

(Fannyjuice, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

nice

seen them at download this year, superb!

(Mrt1977, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

Yeah i thought that aswell when i saw them at download!

(Fannyjuice, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

Excellent.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Another super hero

spiderman

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)

nanananananananananana

CAPTAIN AMERICA

*pow* *zip* *Rice*

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

The goatse superhero ?

(daharris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

Tour d' Eiffel

viewed through the Gottard Tunnel. Excellent.

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

shiny!!

but nite nite, as I need sleep

zzz

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)

Arse-Photocopying Woman!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

Not so white now are they

(daharris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

Because I scratched it on your retinas.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

I'm sorry, I have very pointy retinas

are you going to sue me for scratching your dog?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)

No, he's into that sort of thing

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

eye sexes

O_o

sounds like a good seeing to

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

I'm going to see your joke... and raise you a

pfffft.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

Good question.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)

Wogan?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

Blasphemer!

(pdjpdj, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)

Ulrika looks surprised.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)

hahaha

(daharris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)

(pdjpdj, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

needs more wogan

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

more wog

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

*ashamed*

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

Wogan.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

I guessed what it was before it finished.

Woo!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

you're good

i had no idea who it was.

/exit.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

Everything you need to know

is here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woden

Wogan/Woden, small difference, I think you'll agree.

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

I nearly made that connection

but thought it would be too obscure

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)

Captain Kirk...

what is this..."obscure" of which you speak? Can you show me what it is?

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

Who is he?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

Jonathon Ross

(pdjpdj, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

Oh I see... is he asian?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

Alaska

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

Ahh... Welsh

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

He's getting on a bit, yeah.

/coat

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)

WoganWoganWoganWoganWoganWogan

WoganWoganWoganWogan....WOGAN!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

So it is

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

And with a puff of myriad Wogan's,

The terror that is Wogan appeared.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

very nicely done!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

Yay!

Prince Charles!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

Hee!

Hi Wogan!

(rob_187 Ooh, Faye Dunaway!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

tried to do one of those funny animal faces

went a bit wrong

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

Gremlins!

mnnnnnnn Phoebe Cates *fwaps*

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

very much so

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

boobs

pages.prodigy.net/wizardfkap/pic/phftm.jpg

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

Kevin Kline is a very lucky man

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

aging well too

imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3245/Events/3245/KarenLaude_Watts_5244284_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Cates,%20Phoebe

icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/09719_95877_Phoebe_Cates_MacBeth_In_The_Park_2006_Summer_Benefit_01_124lo.jpg

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

cor!

would now, maybe even more so

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

whilst you did use the term boobs

you should at least NSFW that. People still working in 'merkin land!

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

Braiiiiins!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

have

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

Eurgh!

It's body is made from brains!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

like Stephen Fry...

...but as a dog

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

It's a Kahona

belfrysphynx.org/kohona/

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

wonder how long it takes to deep fry

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

It said 15 minutes on the packet

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

better throw it in for half an hour then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

from orbit

only way to be sure

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

He looks pissed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

Kill it! Kill it!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

Holy fucking crapsticks!!

Stamp on it!! HARD!!

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

would

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

*slices head into half inch pieces*

*throws in wok*

*licks lips*

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

woo

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

large versions of the last frame
[1280x1024][1024x768]

thanks very much for your b3ta birthday wishes folks

(

tweaknik, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

wonderful!

fills me with joy that

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)

Aye!

Very lully Mr Tweak!

(

Ratsta, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

This is one of the best things ever.

And happy b3taday you old horse!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)

this

is why I come here

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)

This Is Why I Come

(

CactusEater, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

and why-hy-hy-hy-hy-hy-hy-hyyyyyyyyyyy

why do you hang around?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

for the sound it makes

when it goes past

(

CactusEater, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

*sigh*

this is where poor spelling leads us as a society
www.spelling.hemscott.net/
although now Cactus Eater's post says 'come' instead of 'cum' you may wonder why I've drawn attention to a comic sans spelling page...

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

Teh sans!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

all my chemistry coursework information sheets

were printed in comic sans :'(

(

CactusEater, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

At least it made them slightly more hilarious

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)

Its painful for my eyes

(

CactusEater, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

My works new corporate

~~cunt~~ font is Georgia.

"Combines high legibility with character and charm"? My arse.

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

It is a charming arse.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

Why thank you

It took the finest Indian arse-charmers to make it so....
I can't sit down on it anymore, but the pain is worth it.

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

and why ha ha hah a ahahahahay

why send me silly notes?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

sorry Ninja Badger,

I should have noticed -
and why-h-hy-h-hy-h-hy... why do you telephone?

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

Oh dear

because of how close the words I & Cum are to your username, I read that as "This Is Why I Eat Cum"

Oh dear

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

hahahahaha

i like your hat

(

CactusEater, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

Thanks

tho I need to work on it some more. Needs more animation methinks!

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)

WHOA, HOW DID YOU GET A CANDLE AS YOUR DONATION ICON

and your pic is lullier than a baby in a beauty pagent.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)

you get thoses on your b3taday

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

I know that... I was being all n00bish to get people to talk to me

/started donating on his b3taday

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

I fell for your cunning plan like some kind of gravitationally pulled fat human falling out of a light aircraft with inadequate safety belts

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

so.. now that we're in conversation... ;-)

what you wearing?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

I'm wearing your underwear

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

that's

mine actually

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vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

So who's underwear am I wearing?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

I've had time to research this now

that's mine too

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vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

mine you fucker

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

sorry Mr. Horrible sir, do you want me to wash them before returning them?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

and ruin the scent?

please.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

only the outside layer

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

Damn!

Had I known that, I would have came back two months earlier.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

you could have scored free cakes and everything :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

I miss b3ta cake

But I really just want the b3rthday candle. I like fire.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

\o/ Yay! \o/

Fire!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

yay for fire

in the meantime, have a crudely drawn cake :D

You can burn it later

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

Aww thank you!

:)

I like itz!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

lulliness

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

Hm...

it's a metaphor for something.

Woo!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

I'd hazard the guess...

...that Tweaknik is trying to say something about the self perpetuation of species and the infinte 2d cellular automaton, being a universal turing machine, arguably therefore capable of such an isomorphism, is being represented by the game of Go. or something ;?)

[edit: hmmm, Beer...]

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

I think you're right.

At least about the beer.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

perhaps the grammar is not quiet up-to-scratch there...

..I agree, but I dont like your implication that I'm wrong about the board of Go
being equivalent to a finite 2d cellular automaton, whose infinite version is proveably equivalent to a universal turing machine.

I think Tweaknink knows this all too well as it would appear that the strip is making a direct reference to the idea that some parts of the universe have the property of self-similar construction. and there is a direct association with the 2d cellualr automaton and in particular to Conway's Game of Life,
(which are interestingly similar to the rules of the game of Go).

*ahem*

ps. Tweaknik, it would be nice if you could step in for moment here ;?)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

i cannot reveal my sources

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tweaknik, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)

thank you...

happy b3ta-day ;?)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

Old Speckled Hen sir?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

'ning Sir!

couple o'pints of Samuel Smiths'(apostrophe police?) Sovereign.

and a half of Guiness (bottle)...

.Going to Vilnius tomorrow.... woo!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

so gently beautiful a style...

specially like the game of Go in there, woo!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

hehe

that iron scares me, I just know it'll get up to mischief :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

He's from the superhero pantheon

It's Iron Man :)

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Ratsta, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

Ba-dum

*TISH*

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

Awwww :)

Thats lovely

(Orange Sweets, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)

Ha!

by the style, I knew it was you

congrats on your b3taday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)

That's just lully

and happy b3ta day

*clicks*

(

D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

let's see it do

the vibrator

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

ahaahahahahaha

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

thats

cheered me right up that has, nice one!

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

Yay for animate inanimate objects!

I do like this sort of thing.

Happy B3taday too! May you frolick in delicious cakeyness.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

thats about as lovely as it gets

but may I suggest a thumbnail and link to the full thing. (it's about 4 times as big as the bumper book of b3ta rules says it should be, which I guess you know as you've been here so long)

Edit - cheers for reducing it, now it doesn't send out mixed messages to the new folk or make some people around here look like hypocrites :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

you just cant help being a cunt

can you?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

you know, the lack of smiley or wink tells me that you are being serious there

The reason I mentioned the size was because a) it took ages to load, b) people call new people c***s for posting a picture thats just 90k c) If I can take the time to make my images around the 50k mark then so can other people (especially those that are clearly gifted in the world of photoshop and the like) and d)I believe in respect, even down to something as ovbiously stupid as this website, so when it politely asks for files to be a certain size, I think it's only fair that people make them so. After all we are using their forum for such fun and games.

And thanks for calling me a c*** by the way, I won't stoop to your level and reply in a similar manner.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

well in that case

you can go and get yourself double fucked sideways - you dont OWN the fucking board!
You are just plain fucking annoying!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

Hahaahahaha!

You're angry! *points* ANGRYYY!!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

pretend it's animated?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

YAY!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

happy b3taday tweak

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

WOO! - that is such lully stuff there!

Happy B3taday too.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

that is simply brilliant

and Happy B3taday!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

lully woo!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

Ace!

Hurrah!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

woo!

nice one

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

I feel a nice and warm feeling now

shit I've wet myself again.

(pdjpdj, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

yay!

and b3taday!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)

That is utterly lovely.

Also, crampy bumday!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

Happy b day

i should say that cause mine is comming up.
tho i think i will do what i did last year
and not post so i can wallow in my dark corner.
cursing the cruel fate that makes me misunderstood.
then post something about how cruel you all
are the next day btw ive had the same snail
for ages. so i will edit in a cake.

edit :

here

edit more : i also animated the cake because i like fire.
the green blob represents a candle
perhaps i might have animated in a
robot by the time your next beta day comes around.
who knows maybe i will do it now.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

thank you
robots and cake are a fine combination

(

tweaknik, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

enjoy

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

Vere nyce :)

Woo!

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

aaawwwww!

that's lovely stuff! :)

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

merry b3taday!

this is 100% lully!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

jesus shitting crap-fuck that's lovely!

*clicks hard*

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mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:43, archived)

I love your work!

Happy B3lated birthday!

(xtalizer jams on it!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:53, archived)

very huge, very cute

and took me absolutely ages to realise what the bloody hell was going on

;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)

They're playing Go!

Woo yay and indeed houpla to you sir :D:D:D

(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)

fluffploads

wonderfuls!

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MrA, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

i love your beetle girl

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:02, archived)

welcome back tweaky!

and woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)

woo!

Love Mos- good to see more at last
happy belated b3ta day

(Tinfoil Fez, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:10, archived)

Ahhhhhhh

(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 8:10, archived)

A nice pano what I done

just mucking about with terragen

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

oi! terragen!

how's the ol' fella?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)

'Ning!

Nae bad. Just mucking about with new stuff. Yourself?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

*chuckels* i was referring to terragen as "the old fella"

but if you think you're old too... ;-)

myself, i'll spend the rest of the evening with washing the dished and tv

that pic looks very nice btw

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

Woo!

Very noice indeed.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)

it's missing that vital something

nice as it is, I feel there's really just "something" missing..

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)

Well....

if it's cocks I tried that with vista but the trees I placed weren't showing up properly :(

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)

cocktrees

:D

aww, it would have been spectacular

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

Hm...

I like the idea, but I hear the fruit of cocktrees has too many seeds.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)

just remember to wear a decent raincoat at harvest time

and you'll be ok

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)

a shark?

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vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)

yes

and..?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

A park.

A shark in a park.

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vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)

sounds like a top tv show

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)

pfft

*options*

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vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

Nuns on jetskis.

PINK ONES.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

sexy nuns

on sexier pink jetskis

on their way to the nun meeting place for some nun action

ahh yeah :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

trees

I think

or at least some vegetation

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

well

that would be the sane answer

and that's why it never occured to me :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

I haven't a clue

how to work it properly yet. Everything looks rather blue and sparse :-S

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

just shop some trees in then

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

Needs a bridge

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

yay

we got nearly all the ingredients innit

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

And a shark.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

That's what the end of the world looks like

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

Awww!

What a lully thought in a morbid kind of way!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

but what happens to all the kittins?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

i found some old terragen stuff on my hd

pointy enough for you lot?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

looks rather phallic

I think it belongs on b3ta

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

needs more

"two round rocks"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

my first thought too

but as i said, the're stone old and i don't have terragen installed

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

oh well

one day perhaps, one day, if we dare to dream!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

needs more pointy

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

Gosh

This made me look up Terragen, then look through the terragen 2 gallery.

It gave the the horn.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

the raging horn?

or just a gently squeaking one?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

Not so much 'raging'.

Perhaps the slightly miffed horn.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

that's almost no horn at all

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

is it still freeware?

i once tried Vue 5
it is awesome, but also not the cheapest

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

I had the original Vue on the Amiga!

Was muchly brill.

I gather terragen is free for non-commercial use.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

Aye

they're bloody impressive images! I've got the horn looking at them right now :-S

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

normally i hate terragen'd stuff

cos anyone can fucking do it.
but this is really very lovely, so you can have a woo and a yay.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

One day I will steal a decent package which isn't MSPaint

http://www.vegetablerevolution.com/Resources/Photos/art/celebacy_001.jpg

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

Why am i not looking at your SPIDERMAN'S CURTAINS!

edit: welcome to b3ta, it's a madhouse

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

merci duckie

and as a long time lurker I know that a dose of major tranquilisers is long over due here.

I kinda like it that way though.

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)

Not true

girls can also finger themselves they say

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

theres always jam and

_{so I hear}

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

I now wish I was a woman...

unless i cover my penis with ants and find an anteater...

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

Is it that bright colour

so you don't forget where you've put it?

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

pfft...

oh..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

blue...

yeah, well what can I say. First post and all, want to be able to find it in a few months time when I hopefully have some basic computing skills.

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

basic computing skills are l33t

10 input "your name",a$
20 print "your name is ";a$;" willy-hat"
30 goto 20

literally minutes of amusement

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

I meant the dildo, you silly billy.

Didn't mean to upset you. Now I feel all bad :(

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

awww

don't pretend to feel bad. Have a biscuit instead.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

but I don't like upsetting people.

*takes biscuit*

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

o! ic (said the blind man who couldn't see at all)

ahhhhh....

i see...

It's been a hard day, and I think I inhailed far too many chemicals in lab today.

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

What do you do in a lab?

/Is interested in labs

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

Labs

I am a pharmacy student.

When I grow up I am going to be a drug dealer...today we were making blood pressure medication. Twaz a bit of a bland session, but the fumes were good.

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

that's not as fun as being in 1st year physics labs...

we have newton-meters... and shuttlecocks, and micrometers... and a big vat of liquid nitrogen...

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

labs

we were using opium in second year to make morphine and heroin.

And last week we got taught how to make crack over your kitchen sink...

Well, if the student debt gets too much I guess I have an alternative to the traditional "stripping-at-senoritas" route.

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

Cool.

I used to like labs, but I got bored now I'm training in forensic fieldwork instead.

Though now I want to be a teacher.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

know that feeling

I hate pharmacy and want to quit, but four years in so lasting it out.

I really want to be a radio dj(midnight-4am sunday mornings, urn1350.net in case you ever are severly drunk or suffering from insomnia).

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)

Live the dream!

But be sensible and finish the degree first.

/Dad blog

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

^ this

finish the degree
finish the degree
Did I mention finish the degree?

even if you don't follow the subject of the degree it's more of a help than a hinderance

/fukt degree blog

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

yeah, i'm lasting out anyways though because i ant something to show for the past few years.

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

Those who can ...

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

20:39 -

21:10

Is this a record?

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

come on during the gay shift

sometimes 3 hours between threads.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

discounting the

small hours then

I don't think Celi Bacy's lame, her Diamonds are Forever rendition is great

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

Nope, 'Brother in Arms' by Dire Straits...

now THATS a record

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

damn straight

'Careless Whisper,' that's another. And 'Sister Josephine.' And 'Wuthering Heights.'

(

vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

Under A Glass Moon

Dream Theater :-)

gets his 2penneth in

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

they live in a muSEAM

where people come to DROP THROUGH THE GAPS

O_o

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

Welcome/Kitten/Shop/Chair

Good pic!

If you're looking for something tatty-shop-ish on a budget, I strongly recommend The GIMP.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)

Cheers :)

you is a star, just downloading now.

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

It's got a slight learning curve, especially if you're used to potatoshop.

But I find the end results once you're familiar with the program to be just as good.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

I'll give it a go

I'm used to xara. But they got shut of it at the station and I tried to steal it for my comp and just got a stash of viruses instead.

The moral of the story? Limewire is a bad, if highly addictive, thing.

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

What in the name of Christ is that?

/encouraging awkward explanation

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

Ah but nowadays there is no need for embarrassing explanations.

Not when we have Wikipedia.

_{..with a fantastic pic, it's even magenta!}

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

That is awesome!

You have gotta love the 'pedia.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

specifics

Its a rampant rabbit thruster...

As a twenty something female if Sex and the City recommend it it must be good. They wouldn't lie to me...

(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)

I know.

I've got one and it's fucking awesome.

/Inducing more awkwardness

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

*Sudden mental image*

..Of a badger in ninja gear, wielding a rampant rabbit.

I may well 'shop this later ;)

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

_{'shop masturbate to

/More awkwardness}

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

Can I join in?

/taking it to the extreme

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

The more the merrier!

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

it's a space ship

yup

miles long

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

serif photo plus

www.freeserifsoftware.com

it`s not too shabby at all.. although their web page maker thing is total wank

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

that reminds me I got their 3d software but never got round to doing anything with it

wonder if it's any use

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:39, archived)

that's cool. Eiffel Tower?

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)

Just pylons

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

Spiderman's Pylons?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Spiderman pylon's?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

25 SOLID MINUTES OF FUCKING SPIDERMAN'S CURTAINS.... WTF!!!!!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)

"A must see"

-coke snorting critic, the Guardian

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)

"Interesting."

The Spectator

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

*LACK OF BREASTS*

/The Daily Sport

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

*JAM PACKED WITH TITS*

/The Sun

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

"Never seen so many girl breasts in a single phonebox"

-What Spluff?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

"not for the faint of heart'

-homophobic overweight Jehova's Witness group leader, The Watch Tower

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

I always wanted to meet a faint of heart

and scare the beejesus out of 'em

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

go to your local hospital and find the cardiac ward.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

lol

and calmy walk up to people and go "AAARARGARIGHGIHG!!!!"

like this

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

With the exact arm movements

that this noise implies you should make

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

that works really well

AAARARGARIGHGIHG!!!!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

Spidermans curtain?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)

Spiderman's curtains?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

Spiderman's curtains?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

spidhrrmans cortafins?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

Spidermans' curtains?

okay, humour me...I'm damn tired and I'm guessing your dutch isn't flawless either

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

spurtingmangs cortina?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

MK. II or III?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

Hairy old Cortina

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

now that

I want to see

a cortina mk III with afro

ahhhh yeah :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

There was a TV advert...

Can't remember what it was for now - Alan Whicker did the words though, to the tune of Funky Cold Medina.

*skips to youtube*

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5mHQN0xp0I

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

aaahhh yeah

not seen that in ages :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

I read that as "hairy old curtains"

*shudder*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

hahaha

that could affect ones appetite somewhat

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)

Evening!

And haha - what a splendid mental image I've got now =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)

PROFESSOR eh?

oooh, get you!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

Ja.

Ik verontschuldig me. Mijn Nederlands is inderdaad verschrikkelijk.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

Wilt u eland in uw haar?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

PERVERT!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

Hahaha!

:)

animate this HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

Haha, I would if I could.

It's what we've named our football team this year

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

What an odd name for a football team

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Yes it is.

It's a long story how it came about, but at least we're playing in orange.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

Hahahaha. Alta Vista came out with:

"Do you want eland in your hair?"

I shan't bother enquiring further. :)

PERVERT!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Everyone loves an eland!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

this is true

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

\o/

Grasmaaier

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

bladblazer

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

Yes!

It's a kind of Tuingereedschap

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

prezactly!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

Impressive!

*Darth Vader voice*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

/Andijk local

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

really?

how did you wind up in that corner of the hollands?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

just kidding, I visit friends there from time to time

well, Wervershoof actually, but no one has ever heard of that village.

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)

neither have I

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

hahaha and you live there

have you seen 'An Inconvenient Truth'? The film by Al Gore on global warming?

Apparently, you should start building an ark.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

nope, haven't seen it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

Go web, go!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Web 2.0

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

Web 2.0.1

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

R Tape loading error, 0:1

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

*bleaches anus*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

ha!

that'll teach you to use that bush tape recorder you found in the street!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

Pffft! You said "bush"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

hehe

you did too!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

load,8,1

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

Shft, RUN/STOP

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

looks welsh

*could be a compliment, could not be

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

Spiderffel Tower?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

That's one big spider!

I likes that :)

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

Hello you!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Hello you too!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

Get A Room!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

O_o

What, a Professor can't say hello to a girlie without people talking?

Oh, alright, you win.

*gropes Fluffy Elephants, just to keep everyone else happy*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

what are you a proffessor of?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Slammitude and Groovination

*wonders if anyone on here has heard of Boiler*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

wow

that's the finest kind of tude and the best kind of ation!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

I like to think so.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

Better!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Watch it.... She'll steal your stereo you know

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Oi,

don't I have a say in all this? ... Oh sod it, carry on.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

*carries on*

*carries off*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

what, all of us?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Haha,

if you must. It makes me feel slightly loved in this crazy world ...

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

but I've never touched a real girlie before.... well, besides my cousin

but he/she was an hermaphrodite.. so I don't think it counts. Ermm... ok.....

*touches elbow*

*runs away giggling*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

touching cousins

country style hardcore teim!

yay

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

*dusts off banjo*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)

sounds like some kind of slang term to me

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

Yeah, I'm just off to the toilet, to... er... to dust off my banjo...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

to banjo off my dust.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

remember to clean behind your ears!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

~~ears~~ arse.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

*twangs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

Cousins are fair game

Shame mine are all ugly. And male.

And i'm married.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)

that doesn't usually matter

in traditional country style

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

My cousins are all super sexy

because they all look slightly like me! *giggle*

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

*Has wondrous mental image*

I'm just off to dust my banjo.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

I love teh ladies!

I'm not really married...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

country style teim!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

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