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O NOES

I didn't have many ideas tonight. So I doodled.

Hopefully destroying your retinas.

If you can read it:
a. I commend your ability to actually see it for long enough without your eyes hurting.
b. good for you. So can I.

11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Edit: sorry about the file size, my soup was burning.

I've got the soup now and it's lully, but very warm.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

I like the fact that it's over 50Kb and you are killing the internets

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

tee

made me laff!

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

surely if an animated gif is allowed to be 250 kb

then an 80kb still image isn't reeeaally that unbearable.

edit: i know the guidelines say pics should be 50kb, but reeeeeeaaaaally if your internetz can deal with a big anim, then a relatively big pic thats still smaller than an anim, aint that deadly

i do stand to be corrected, i used to be a nazi but i got /board

also i like that pic, demonstrates your point quite well

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

Cheers!

I guess Costanza likes to make a point.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

indeed

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHA exactly ^this^

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

oh where's the

"i like this button" when you need it?
WOOO!!!!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

Hahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

Probably because of the colours.

Well I was going to check it but my soup was burning.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

your neck was

what now?

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

Something to do with Paris,

I think.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

'tis ok.

Food is always more important!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

BET NOW!

NO MORE BETS!

Michaela Strachan get hen!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

hello

your Texaco at the top of your road stars in a music video. I was going to mention it the other night but you'd gone.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

Mr Horrible and his Wonderous Birmingham Facts?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

No. 46: Cotteridge...

...is so called because the cotters, who used to make cotter-pins for cart-wheels, set up shop on this ridge to catch the trade from damaged wheels making their way up the hill.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

Facinating.

Is it by ocean colour scene?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

no, it's by Misty's Big Adventure

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WCfPENm48A

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

this will fix your eyes

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

after

staring at this one for about one whole hour i just had to reply. wow i can't believe i was hypnotized for so long. This is just awesome and I could watch it for the whole day which I think I am going to do now. Awesome work.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

why is there no

i like this button?

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

That's probably not good for you. I hope there are no long term effects.

There's only "I like this" links on new posts, rather than replies, except for competition entries.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

mrhorrible hangs around waiting for you at night

he`s the skinny wee bugger that lurks outside the garage

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

japanese

i see 'watashi' in the middle, but i'm not the best at reading japanese...

(tommclaughlan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

try chinese

.. less spicy

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

Yup.

Now just read the katakana.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

marion?

um.

(tommclaughlan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

You lie.

*sneaks a fondle*

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

Merry Christmasturbating!

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

YES!

Undeniably, YES!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

Here's a companion book

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

CFB

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

it's a classic.

have a ye olde pic. got to be one of my first.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

Soup-herb!

(thediscokingpin, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

the little one looks quite excited at the prospect.

the whore.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

haha

more like
hoho though

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

Peas on earth

Good while too mean
Sleep in heavy'ly peas

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

Coke ripping off joel?

edit: URL DELETED. Looks like revver ain't playing ball yet. But trust me, I do have an interesting story to tell you, once the fucking tech works.

Could be big too. I mean, lots of websites going, "what the fuck are Coke doing? big"

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rob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

surely you should obey some rules

at least some of the time.

but fuck it, it's your site, who am i to tell you.........

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

watch the vid

really, this is an interesting thing

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rob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

i might be missing the point i think.

is it supposed to be the vid about sam and his seven friends?

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

nope

it's a vid about, hmm, fucking hell

dunno why it doesn't work for people. annoying, as this is a BIG and INTERESTING story

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rob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

do you need to be logged in praps?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

this!^^

i just registered and logged in, now it works

edit: rob's scary lookin close up

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

he`s scary looking from the other end of a crowded pub also!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

bumgays,

any tips on tag words to search for to find it?

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

Give us keywords or a link to a page with a link to it?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

you could nab it with the firefox video downloader thingie and stick it somewhere else

.. until some pencil pusher from coke threatens to sue..

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

no no, I made the video

I want to test out hosting things on revver tho

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rob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

try that?

one.revver.com/watch/119190/flv

i've got it up, some ginger blokey rabbiting on about something :P

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

ahaaaaa that works

edit: and Ninja is much better

6/10 for video as there`s no swearing

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

was that marks taken off or added?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

um.. initial marks

/will never make judge material for Strictly Come Dancing

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

jesus!

4.67mb for 59 seconds???

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

yeah but it's worth it...

59 seconds of Rob is enough for...

y'know.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

The real thing - haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

nasty bastards.

not that i drink their vile crap anyway, but now i hope that joel sues them into poverty and has the judge order the families of all coke workers tortured and killed.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

Liberal Rubbish!

Indentured servitude and random dry bumsexing!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

random? you cruel bastard!

i want regular appointments.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

FUCK MY BUMHOLE ROB

i got it working and watched, has joel mobilised the kitten army yet? thats shockin!

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

YOU are the kitten army

you people need to spread the vid to make coke bloody well pay up

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rob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

furry minge

i'll get right on it!

*remembers his lack of friends and leadership*

i wouls email it to work colleagues but they'd probably just think i was even wierder, and they'd realise i'm not working

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Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

hahaha

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harpski, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

Dirty Coke Bastards!

Sue them, Joel! Sue them HARD.

Oh, hang on. Their lawyers will eat you for breakfast.

Become a glorious Martyr to the Internets! Burn the western coke whore embassy to the ground with kitten fire!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

what the fuck are coke doing?

can't stand the brown, sugary, fizzy, piss water myself.
it's just not British.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

Quite so.

"Dandelion and Burdock" is the way forwards.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

'ning

*Goes to watch*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

Please explain

Is it the vid with the fire?

[EDIT: no, it's not - 119190 can't be got to though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

HAVE GOT THE FILE HERE:

media.revver.com/qt;download/119190.mov

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

Cor.

It is quite similar.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

Ooh!

I came over all captalised there!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

just forces me to the revver portal

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

me too

and it pretends I don't have flash player

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

something about burning stuff?

/doesn`t get it

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

burning NECK.

or EMBASSY

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

RAZE THE PLANET!

RAZE IT WITH YOUR HORN!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

^this

An artie-fartie RIS film!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

bird in the bath is quite purdy though :)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

True - she is.

I would!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

*gasp*

hamtouchers.
wait, that's just their homepage.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

Hello, new person.

Please read the...

HOLY SHIT! It's internet-dad!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

your local ASDA is my local ASDA

AICMFP.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

Holy shit!

*hides in new freezer section*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

Glass pyramids

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

.. another "revolutionary" Radiohead album?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

also the top of the local Wall Mart

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

Internet dad!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

edit

one.revver.com/watch/119190/flv

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

wow

its true

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

i'm sure this was a thread waste a minute ago.

i was seconds away from posting abusive gif.
but as it's Sir i won't.
i will dutifully follow the link.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

ris?

i don't get it...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

It's Tuesday.

Rob's prescription runs out on Monday night, and the pharmacist in the prison doesn't come in until Wednesday morning.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

Yep RIS film indeed

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

Oooooooh.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

if you copy and paste the adress into the adress bar

it works

(chemicals1234, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

worked for me

on IE7 after clicking on the redirect linky

(trepanning ...making holes in your head since..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

Shocking!

Why would he grow his hair that long and flop it about so unapologetically?

Also: yes, there is more than a smidgen of similarity

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

It's definitely 'similar'

'Different' enough though I guess.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

well...

there's a vague similarity, but I'm not convinced (unless Joel wrote the tune)

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

yes he wrote the tune

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rob, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

BASTARDS!

KILL THEM ALL!

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

pfft

you loon. good point, badly made! hahaha, well done. Horrah for th little guy

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

i missed the url.

wtf?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

this one seems to work

one.revver.com/watch/119190/flv

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

not for me.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

zomg ure right

i have to get to brazil and buy some coke...

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)

Are Coke

.. the new Virgin Money?

(Dr Spam, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

My Chemical Romance. They are amazing, I think.

my site lives here XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

EMO!

Are they? feeling old

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

i guess.

people think they are. i love them. I'm listening to their new album, Black Parade, right now. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

they used to be the definition of emo

less so now.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

Oh come on.

"Black Parade". Says it all really. Might as well be called "Funeral Procession".

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

*Goes to find gojira album*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

what's gojira?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

Kula Shaker`s mantra

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

who what now?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

oooooh you wee youngsters!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

what?

*So confused right now*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

O NOES

ITE! GOJIRA!111one!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

they look like joel`s russian kid

and i hope evil crab vader comes and gets them

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

That's the best of his vids I think

Except maybe chicken to ride.

My daughters (5 and 2) always shout at me to play 'the crab film' and sing Ivan Rebroff at me when I'm trying to work.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

how on earth do you sing it?

are you fluent in Russian?

what about the wanking monkey song? :)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

I don't sing it,

my children do.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

Do they all laugh at bob for his dull clothing?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

no.

they accidentaly set bob on fire and nearly killed him, though. *total truth*

they were filming a music video scene on a firey stage and had to run to get up at one point and bob's pants caught fire because he couldn't get out from behind his drum kit fast enough. it got infected and they went on tour anyway because they didn't know the burn was infected and when they stopped at a hospital emergency room to redress it, they said it was infected and the infection was travelling toward his brain, but they got it in time to give him antibiotics. it was scary to even read about it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

*kick*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

you!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

me !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

ROFL

Mcr are a load of utter rubbish

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

thank you. it needed to be said.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

nunh-unh!

My Chem are amazing! have you even LISTENED to The Black Parade? that is one of the best albums ever. it was rated best album of the year by SO MANY magazines.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

elton john albums get rated as some of the best of all time...

but come on..elton john is utter shite.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

Why should I want to listen to a whole album by Mcr when I have heard songs by them on the radio?

And know that they are rubbish

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

they grow on you

.. like athlete`s foot

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

they don't always play the good songs on the radio.

they play The Black Parade on the radio because that's their current single, but songs like Mama, Sleep, Dead, Teenagers, Cancer, Blood, I Don't Love You, all those are really good songs, they're just not singles, so they don't get played.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

Mama?

they cover The Spice Girls? I`ve heard it all now

.. and Teenagers.. the dirty emo paedophiles

HANG THEM UNTIL THEY BE DEAD

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

Why should they only release rubbish as singles?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

it's all they have to release.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

Good answer

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

I dont wanna wade in and be all preachy. But...

Cancer? Blood? these are not song names that will go down in history.

I remember the day i realised Nirvana weren't actually a great band, that they couldnt write lyrics and relied on interesting angsty teens with depressive disjointed and badly rhymed lyrics. Not a great moment in any kids life! And that was Nirvana... 'mcr' would love to be Nirvana.

(im so sorry for being all harsh after such lurkage. kittens and cuddles and the like all the same!)

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

really

be serious. They're weak, boring shite. History will give them their place, in the bargain bins.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

now.

i think that is wrong. they are not weak, and not boring. they are strong (and i'm not talking muscles, here) they have been through so much, and not only that kind of emotional strngth that they had to gain, but also the strength of their fanbase (huge) and the strength of their music (amazing). so don't say they're not strong.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

.. so they`re a bunch of emo tossers?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

YES !

gold star !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

no.

no they are not tossers. yes, i guess they are considered emo. but, jeez, be a little open minded here. did you like The Smiths? Morrissey? he's cool. But he's also considered emo now.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

the word being "now"

listen to neil young. he's a miserable git, but at least he's good with it.

i want to marry him/

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

you just want his money

seeing as he`s nearly dead!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

aww. you just want him too.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

Amen

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)

So do I, even if he does look like an ape

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)

haha. he looks a little less apeish now.

but he's lovely.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

but Moz existed before "emo"

therefore he rises above it

.. plus there`s not 5 of him in little skeleton suits! :p

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

I find The Smiths rather boring

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

^this^

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

Dwindling fanbase.

Suicides tend to do that.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

So, they are just the same as millions of other idiots

Emos

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

I have and I wanted to set fire to things

epitome of shite

(Hagbard MacDougal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

Yes, but any GOOD music mags?

Kerrank and Metal Hemorrhoid don't count.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

pwoah.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

And anyway, I couldn't care less what's album of the year, as it is almost certainly rubbish

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Lovley

I do enjoy a bit of Black parade. But only a bit.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

thank you!

and finally some one says that they're good (even if you only like them a bit.)

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

I'm old and my goth

days long since passed.

But I do like the way this kind of stuff is coming back and taking some ground for real music, even if it's not all to my taste.

The Black Parade video rocks though.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

They have no legs

I like this new emo stuff

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

I bought their album

for my 12-year old nephew.
He thinks they're cool.
He also thinks life is soooooo unfair.

I like the picture though.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

the world doesn`t understand him

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

neither do I

he lives in Birmingham

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

sgt. pepper's emo hearts' club band.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

You are wrong

Emo

(

Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

Another work in progress.......

Whatcha reckon?

a different project in wallpapery goodness size
a different (marginally topical) project
in mother russia, projects wallpaper you!
feel the love(bug)
my girlfriend is a comic book

EDIT: also anyone who fancies a vectory/comic book stylee portrait of themselves
should feel free to gaz me a pic of themselves, and i might,
possibly get round to doing it sometime maybe. pics that contain a lot of contrast are easier to do.

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

Yum yum yum yum yum

very pretty & Woo!
:D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

FUCK ME!

That is top hole.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Haha

you wish ;)

as do I

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

You fucking deviant.

Are you, you or are you she?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

I prefer the bottom hole.

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

thank'ee

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

Me like!

Woot!

(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

niiice

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

keira knightley?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

Ooh, go on then.

Just the one.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

no, i wouldnt bother with the anorexic harpy.

i would bang her bumhole tho

this is a random flickr woman

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

source?

(bigolslabomeat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

i would show you, but i'ts copyright protected and i'm not

technically supposed to be using it................

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

*shows mine*

*hopes*

(bigolslabomeat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

Bloody hell.

Gorgeous.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

tah lady!

you got my into this shit, wit yo' crazy ass vector sistah!

you and IVV

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

She's got spots!

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

snice!

how did you do the benday dots?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

bitmap with a 1/2 tone screen

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

I like it.

Great effect.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

that's bastard ace

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

looking good!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

Very nice.

Reminds me of the very lovely Daisy Donovan, who is smashing.

Would.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

tah!

DD would get one............up the bum

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

good stuff. you and mofaha have a grip on portraits.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

tah moochly,

nofaha is a ~~slight~~ constant inspiration to me........... but not in a gay way or 'owt!

(

Just Flange, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

you're welcome, sir.

but she won't make you gay. that's what i'm here for.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)

Death of Father Christmas #1:

Serengeti Plain

(click it for full-size)

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

WO0Oo

i like this *clicks*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

YES!

I shall look forward to more :)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

I always thought

the reindeer would turn on him

(

rogan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

Vintage Dotty.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Smashing

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

woo!

best xmas pic in years, dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Helloes

So where the feck were you and the Horrible?

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

I was hungover, and the tube was fucked

this influenced my decision of "nah.. can`t be arsed" :/

edit: plus I had to walk 4 miles to the cunting post office (due to the tube) earlier in the day and was feeling a bit too "healthy"

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

Fair enough

Waspy felt a bit let down that his arse had to remain unviolated though

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

part`n`parcel of the becoming a singleton once more.. not quite up to the whole socialising thing yet

.. i.e. couldn`t be arsed explaining why she wasn`t out..

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Hello

again

EDIT: Thanks for the link

(Smudger, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

cheesy 80s synth twat!

again ;)

how goes it, mister T?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Fine thanks

skanky babe

(Smudger, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

I was otherwise engaged, in Ipswich

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

I bet you were

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

...killing junkie whores

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

more... snuffing them out

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

just a wee pinch of snuff

closely followed by several pince

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

Hooray!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

i'm hungry now

i bet santa would taste good

woo!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

hahahaha that is ace!

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

haha

I like the way the lions are looking at the viewer as if theyre next on the menu for disturbing them.

(

harpski, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

heh. good stuff.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

i was bored.

so how are you all this fine 'ning ?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

Erm...

...I don't understand, but respect your right to post it.

In other news, guess who I spotted in my local Asda this evening?

He was buying fags.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Jim the cashier?

or frosty the postbox?
i dont know who did you spot?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

Yay!

Why am I looking at your penguin?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

hahahaha

me and thedoctor saw one of them..he wanted to kick it. pft men.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)

Looks like a ballbag with a head.

(Bumsmells, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

Could be worse...

I spotted christopher biggins dressed as what
looked like a char laday & wearing large pink deelyboopers at work yesterday :|

my eyes have still to recover

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

I`ll wager 2 groats you masturbated furiously

you utter cunt

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

I actually vomited

I've been going through aversion therapy since the last incident :|

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

when your mum opened the cargo doors and shot her creamy fish paste over your bake?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT????

oh, I forgot you were there

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

you should have smacked him and stolen the costume.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

RtotheItothemotherfuckingS

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

bless you.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

I was very bored this evening...

...so have another pic I worked on.

(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

That's quite moody.

I like that. It would look good committed to canvas, as part of a moody triptych.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

ooo naughty.

but nice !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

*honk honk*

heh yea THAT'll work...

WOO 4 u

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

boobs.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

Yay

The Mysterons have got her!

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

since people on b3ta love kittens

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

hahaha!

it's just like garfield :)

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

yeh

which episode was it again?

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

that one's from the film

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)

That's

devilish.

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)

this happened to me earlier.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

YES!

lovely

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

LICK MY ANUS, WOMAN

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

hm... it looks reluctant

the cat, that is... not the arse

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

I forgot I had a relevant:

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

haha

everybody loves doll pr0n
makes me think of that weird swedish movie called schlangeman

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

If this doesn't get FP'd

nothing should.

(

Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

hull now

this scan was posted on another board
the first frame is absolutely unshopped

tell me i'm not seeing things

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

ron jeremy is probably the father.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

I saaw George Micheal in that before the magenta cock appeared

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

What do George Michael and wellington boots have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs!

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)

hahaha

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

My wife is in hysterics.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

WITCH

BURN HER

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

*attempts to bum wife*

*is repromanded*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

aww

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

happy betaday,

man, that kid has a future.

(

Rails [*·:·], Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

ooh

is that what it is?

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

Fuckin' 'ell! It's me ol' mate Hugo from Dogbomb.

So that's your little'ns wang? I thought you had a girl?

And what have I told you about CDCing fetuses.

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

oo's that then

not korks is it?

and no, it's not mine

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

Certainly is the Korks.

How's yer shit lately?

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)

fella, where ya bin

i's missed ya, like that naughty uncle who had to go away

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

I was instructed to leave Dogbomb and never return,

'cause I like teh cock and smell like cabbage.

Or something.

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

yeah

i heard that
that was ghey, the wankers

you do love teh cock though

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

you're not

it clearly says BOY at the bottom of the image.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

Another board you say?

That's a neato what now right,

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

you are completly right

but i wish the gif wasnt that fast so that people could spot it themselves. i didnt even have a chance

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

good idea

slowed down

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

Hooray for OBGYN humour

(

OneOfSome, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

i see Mr peppers

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:29, archived)

people do see what they want in images....

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

Death Cab For Cutie.

my site lives here XD

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

the one on the right looks tired! :)

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

hahah

yea, he does.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

he`s the one with AIDS

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

fuck.. talk about a rock and a hard place

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

Rock!

Plaice!

MOO!

(Smudger, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

cheesy 80s synth twat!

have some sonic SEX

headstaggers.com/blog/show/73

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

forkaids

it helps you hold the fork correctly, theres clearly a letter missing...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

The search for superman continues...

Woo btw

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

hehehe

yepp. cheers!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

Opie style

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

PARSLEY!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

i dont know who Opie is

but those are AWESOME
i really enjoy them a lot

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

www.julianopie.com/

did that blur cover and other stuff

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)

julian opie

.. sort of does stick men and lego pics.. made a load of money

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

it 's good.

and now it's funny, with the guy on the left looking up at the next post.
hehehe!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

hahahah

i hadn't noticed that, but that's really funny. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

Sorry...

Poo tea is in the eye of the bee-holder.

(Bogbean, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

^ Napoleon of the stump

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

hahahaha jesus!

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

haha hurray!

i hope santa brings me a bee holder this year.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

what the hell?

hahahaha!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

wtfbbq?!?

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

pfffft

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

gnn!

*punned to death*

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

christ

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

boy

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

hahahah

i hate those owl images

(

OneOfSome, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

oh so you prefer space ghost do you?

huh? huh??

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

Coast to coast,

Yo.

(Vikingheadache, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

mnnnghhg

(

OneOfSome, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

(Astatine, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

is that a meerschaum awl?

haha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

Something tells me he ain't finished yet

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

how in hell have you managed to make that 133k?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

40% extra.. like cutting the heroin with Bisto

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

ning, you fat homo!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

ning, you big gay ginger .. err cunt

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

scroll down, and heap praise on my picture

or i'll get you

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

niiiice

but you should stick to the snuff

*runs like fuck*

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

muff?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

snuff!

*sniiiIIIIIFFFFFFFFF*

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

I've just commented. Not bad for you! ;)

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

SHITE!

I have spent some hours wondering what "L33K" is.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)

hahaha! beezer doozers

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

WOO WOO !!!

(

OneOfSome, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

Oh dear oh dear.....

*clicks*

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

Gosh.

That must be good. I only managed to make mine 50k.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

i like yours more

/toon perv blog

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

You savage mother fucker.

Have my babies.

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

Oh my.

at least it isn't tasteless for the sake of being tasteless.

(

magnum, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

Hahaha, christ

I love it.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

Hamtoucher.

That's fucking huge.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

you are a naughty naughty man

;-)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

hmm

If its attention you want, its attention you got.

but remember my friend this isnt a movie.. its the real world and if you think this kind of thing is game for making jokes from then you have a severely impaired grasp of reality.

Stop for a minute and imagine it was your sister, your mum or a close friend ... howd u feel now ?

still a joke

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

i imagine none of his family are whores

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)

get it right man

junkie whores

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

I found it hilarious that every News report,

is like "Police are worried about the empty streets in Ipswiches red light district."

Yes, because all of those prostitutes werent a worry.

(Vikingheadache, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

a bit late,

but what i find most distressing about the whole thing is that there have been, i believe, some 18 call girls reported missing from that area in the last year or so, and it is only now, when they are being killed en-mass that the media, police and the public are taking any notice.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

You are on the WRONG website

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

maybe it`s a lyric

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

Or a poem.

Or a piece of fine english prose.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

a prose by any other name..

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

Gerald?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

UHHH WEE HALLY LIKE!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

The moment is gone

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

Got no sister.... got no mum.... got no close friends....

will YOU be my friend? :)

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

what did you say about my sister and my mum?

:-l

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

I think

he was threatening to kill them. At least, thats what it will look like to the police.

(Daveybaby, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

hey, this is b3ta

our sarcasm controllers are stuck in overdrive most of the time

that doesn't mean we don't care

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

It troubles me that people equate the use of humour

and a lack of caring human spirit. It's the use of humour that makes people human.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

You're so insensitive.

(Amerella, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

I'm also a cunt.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

Oh I agree wholeheartedly

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

I giggle too much

whenever I see that dog.

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

hahaha

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

I woke the wife up

frankly guffawing.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

Imagine my friend

that you are a ned, or your mum is a ned, or your sister is a ned....

Ned I go on?

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Mod Edit, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

IMAGINE IF IT WAS MY CHILDREN

I PITY THEM

(

butchbint, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

Life is a joke.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

What about...

the hundreds of rent-boys that go missing each year?

Will someone please think of the rent-boys?

(mcgandhi doesn't like flange, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 4:55, archived)

Well, as Picasso said...

Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness.
--Pablo Picasso

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

haha

(

harpski, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

this made me laugh immoderately.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

Oooh you're evil.

Bravo.

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)

You sick, sick bastard.

That's brilliant.

(

wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Crikey.

Grim, but woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)

hahaha

I half-choked on a steak and kidney pie on seeing that. Brilliant!

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

Fucking Hell!!

You are DOOMED for that one! Pfffft though.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)

Ooof!

NB: You could compo this now...

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)

That is cold my friend. Funny and cold.

Have yourself a ticket to eternal damnation.

(vibrating tuna, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

ouch!

(william_shatner, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

I think I love you!

don't fight it bitch

(pirahna, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:54, archived)

oof

Ouch!

Certainly wierd around these parts now though went in town about 6 this evening and it was almost empty considering its late night shopping!

(andrewg1323, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)

better?

prob not

(samwisethesick, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

crop that crazy picture

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

like this

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

now that is one crazy pic

:o)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

YOU! *pounces*

how're you?

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)

i am fine and dandy

hows you on this fine pre-xmas evening :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

i am busily procrastinating

instead of packing.
i am the procrastination queen!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

the queen of all!!

:o)

u off home for xmas then??

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

haha - wouldn't go quite that far...

i am indeed! a month of homeness! god shoot me now... *sighs*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

no it isn't and it is

a threadwaste

*slow claps*

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

Erm...

Well, yes, but I'm not willing to say it's good yet.

Maybe if it was cropped (what is that all about?) and I hadn't seen the previous one I'd say it was up to the standard of some of the stuff on here and way beyond anything SSG has produced for a while (although he always makes me laugh).

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

worse

ever heard of the reply button?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

yay

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)

BEST REPLY EVER.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

YAY!

(

umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

hahahahaha. damn straight.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

REDEMPTION

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

WOO

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

he'll need a stepladder...

arf!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

omg wtf? who makes this shite?

i dont think he'll need a step ladder...
yiff.ru/dr_comet/horse_m.jpg

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

welcome to the world of furry art, my friend

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

hmm

mind if I wait outside?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

no need to,

just finished
*closes zipper*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

that poor horse

*has you put down*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

hahahahhahahahah

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

rofl

now thats my kind of humour

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

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John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

gay boy

(samwisethesick, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

Wow.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

Straight to the point.

But not even remotely funny.

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

this^

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

I was hoping it was anti humour.

Perhaps it is animated.

*goes to watch*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

I've got the jpg blues.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

sorry

on the phone to the girl friend! it was cheap i know.

(samwisethesick, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

...and that made you think of cock?

hmmm

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

maybe she's a tgirl

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

for some reason

that made me thing of tony the tiger!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

theeey're not GRRRRRRLS!!!!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)

heheheee

:o)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)

a bit harsh.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)

What!

He's Gay?

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

there's a whale in the thames?

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

Are you sure?

I thought it was in Ipswich.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

nah thats where i am

hides hammer!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

Yes. Yes he does

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

yes it does, doesn't it?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

*Points*. Hello! You're a well-travelled young man.

Tell me the best things to see/do/eat in Brussels this New Year!

(

CaroWallis, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

you dropped this:

'please'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

Turning into such a cow aren't I?

I blame Curis. Anyway, thank you very much indeed for picking up my please.

(

CaroWallis, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

Hmmmm Brussels....

that's been a long time for me....too long to recommend anything really :(

/edit: well, I'm off for a bit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

OK, nevermind, thank you ever so ever so much for thinking about it anyway.

Hope you have a really, really wonderful time away from us here - come back soon *beams*.

(

CaroWallis, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)

beer and chips

and chocolate

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

.. sprouts

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

heavens !

(

OneOfSome, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

pfft.

Woo.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

christ

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

boy.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

*weeps*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

I'll never eat another bick of wheat as long as I live.

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

one bad joke deserves another.....

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

bring back the two ronnies i say

spiffing good show what

(

OneOfSome, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

isn't one of them dead?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

That's why we have to bring him back.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

so ?

that didnt stop jesus, and his material isn't 'alf as good

(

OneOfSome, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

True.

Bloody Lazarus. He was a crap comedian.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

pffft!

the minimalistic ones are the best

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

latest old news.

not quite as fluffy version, contains staged image of corpse with blood and other nsfw stuff.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)

What the fuck is that source image?

Viewing corpses should be a choice.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

very much this^

there have been a few snuff type pics on the board, and it disgusts me

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

I have adblocked it,

but I do think that snuff should be linked.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

oh yes, me too

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

UNLESS ANYONE OBJECTS I'LL DELETE THIS.

don't want to upset nobody.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

No, I am happy with your explanation.

Sorry to have gone on about it really.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

link it now

there's enough replies to make the thread worth keeping
but link it for the sake of archives

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)

hides horror pics

:o)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

That's art.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

fake corpses are ok

real ones aren't

i think it's to do with dignity and respect, coupled with issues of morality and consent

but pretending is very much ok

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

don't think it's real

think it was credited to suicide girls, who i believe like to pose their girlies in their scanties in 'shocking poses'.
at least i blanked her pointy bits.

EDIT/ 100% staged, type 'dead prostitute' into google it's one of the first images to appear with a link to her naughty site.
isn't google a wonderful thing.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

In this case I am more than happy with it.

I apologise for my outburst.

Thank you for your explanation.

Please carry on.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

is that a pipe in her hand?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

Holy shit!

That's ace.

Or is it a corkscrew or an awl?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

'tis a pipe,

is now linked, sorry folks for earlier lack of consideration.
now click like mad and fp it.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

I love that kitten!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

I don't think

the police actually draw chalk outlines around people, so it's probably not real

(

rogan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)

My word.

Speechlesser.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

*boom*

(sound of head hitting desk)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

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