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# Well, that's the wife sorted for christmas...


I know it's probably been done before, it's not my joke and its crap quality (That's MS Paint for you), but it's the end of the week and work is particularly boring. Please take pity on me.
(Nam_Rood, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Pfft!
STD!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# cheap and single
arf
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Pure seamlessness on the ticket :)
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Why make the effort when it looks just as good like this.
Probably.
(Nam_Rood, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# not with a ticket bought in March 97 she isn't

Merry Xmas:
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Still valid,
the train hasn't arrived yet.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# pffft!
how very true
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# You could have done her
some sexy stockings - you're good at seams.

W/Y
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# *chuckle out loud*
(w0rmwood pearl, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Might be in Paint...
But it's still worth a "woo".
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# needs a seamstress
for the lovely blowse...
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Love it
but you missed a trick there
(Ssco, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# ha ha
most WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Not as good as Rob
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Fuck it, I'll pea roast:
I'll pea roast:www.b3ta.com/board/6640679

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# And since I have had so little response I'm not going to bother doing ross church.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Sorry, shouldn't roast
I am a bad man. Berate me at your leisure.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# you can repost as much as you like*
in existing threads, so don't worry


*a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Thankyou for clarifying the faqs for me dear boy.
/irritable old man who hasn't had the hummus for an FP for far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# me neither
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# My ! referred to the pic
It scares me beyond words
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Ah!
Then thank you.

I may repoast it in the wee small hours, I am very fond of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Well hello you sweet little thing
Ahem

*Adjusts trouserline and goes about manly activities like chopping logs
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# who?
The jamaican republican?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# No,
not Edna.

Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# OF VEN
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Of Ven.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# O
good lord, it isn't is it?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# why were you banned last time?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# oh dear lord!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Nice little coke add.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Branson is sniffing
tha malodourous air.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Hooooraaah
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# vain attempt at being fluffy


Edit: This fantasmically awful bit of shite was my last post of the year as I'm off home to Scottishland tomorrow. My new year's resolution is to be less shit. Happy Xmas and New Year b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# RIS?
Cheech Marlin?
Pet shop?
Fluffy?

I'll shut up now.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# hot pussy
cold pussy
dry pussy
wet pussy
american pie pussy
if you find pussy cheaper anywhere else
FUCK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# aaahhh
*stops RISsing.

It's from the Titty twister bit in Dusk till dawn.

/SalmaHayekAsVampyricLapdancer Blog
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# except this seems to be
white pussy
black pussy
mexican pussy
chinese pussy
gay pussy?
dressed up pussy
fluffy pussy?
smelly pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# hehe
yes it does seem to be that.

I was attempting

white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, smelly pussy... which you may find is at least the original quote.

I'm off to the hills to die in seclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Aaaahh, fairy nuff.
Get it now. I was a bit confused by the 'Marlin' thing as well, as it should be 'Marin'.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# he changed it upon
opening a pet shop

/typoexcuseblog
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Good excuse.
Because with all the people with the first name Cheech that you know of, if someone doesn't give you the correct surname, you won't know which one they are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Yes, I sometimes get confused between him
and Cheech Warthington-Stanley
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# pfft
*chalks up moral victory*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# That's two moral
victories for you.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Dusk till dawn
but he got Cheech's surname wrong so you might be ironically RISing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# shit i jus noticed that
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# 'marin'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# yes
damn my tits
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# *Damns dbroon's tits*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# thank you
perhaps now i will be less slapdash

or perhaps my tits will be
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# no shaved pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Despite the best attempts of the tallest police officer in The UK,
it was impossible to extract the truth from the Prime Minister



Archive and blog
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# eeef!
that's spectacularly gruesome, well done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# w00t!
that tall chinaman Chinese fellow is freaky looking isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
#
Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# it's chink
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# nomenclature = a system for naming.
is this what you meant?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# I believe
he meant the system for naming chinese people in general.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# preferred by whom?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Chinaman
is seen as a derogatory term.

Except in cricket, where it as a type of delivery from a spin bowler.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# is it?
what about Irishman?
Welshman?
Scotsman?

edit: I just looked it up - I really had no idea, as I do not use the term in a derogatory way!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Yes it is.
I don't make the rules up.

Chineseman isn't derogatory. That would equate with Englishman, Scotsman Welshman, Irishman.

A Chinaman is a left-arm slow delivery as bowled by E.E. Achong - a West Indian bowler of chinese descent.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# John Goodman
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Again!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Sorry, that seems rude
I meant do it again, not this is a pea of any sort.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# argh
a thing of evil

and awe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# truth?
or tooth?
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Excellent work
I guess there may be small, undigested fragments of the truth still in the stomach; I'll await the memoirs...
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Arf!

Pearoast from the morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# arf !
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# rehash of an old one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# oo nice lighting
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Sexy time!
(but yes, top shopping)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ^ this, most impressedly
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# haha yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Awww, what a sweetie...
Poke his eyes out!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Veery nice!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# cute
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Made this earlier
When there seemed to be an awful lot of posts which could have spawned (and possibly did spawn) Board nazism.



(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# nice illumination
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Most woo.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# yaay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# that's a bit excellent
woo and yay and houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
very noice !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it's in the same vein...
Must I explain this? Must I? Here we go then. For fuck's sake: Jesus pegged out at 33, right? Barabbas got released instead of him, right? So he gets to live to 34. Assuming he didn't get crucified for some other petty crime like coveting an ox or something. What's all that about, anyway? Is it okay to lust over your next-door neighbour's PS3 / HD Telly / daughter's vagina but not their ox? Is a sheep still a goer? What about if they're not your neighbout - and let's face it, it's a bit fucking unlikely that someone on the Doddington & Rollo estate in Battersea will have an ox in their front room, although their pikey bint in her pink velour may well look and smell like one. Anyway, there's an end to it. I'm off to murder another prozzie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Ris?
*suspects he is being dim*

34?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Barabas was pardoned from crucifixion, Jesus wasnt
Jesus died at 33

That is what I know
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# That's an Easter thing, no?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Look, i'll level with you...
I'm not even christened, so i'm the wrong person to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# and you are a vampire also
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I still have most of my Griffin Saver gear
A friend of the family is an HSBC bank manager, in the early '80's as a spotty office boy he had to dress up as the griffin and stand outside his branch.

The Natwest piggibanks are worth loads on ebay, the midland bank stuff is worth fuck all (typical).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ooh - take piccies!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ok, i'm at the office at the mo (although I do have the dictionary)
so I cant do it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I am a confirmed member of the Adult Church of England
and a keen campanologist at my local church.

Yet I am just thinking about rob as Charlotte Church still.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# when i was a kid i had an imaginary friend
he went with me everywhere and looked after me


then i grew up, and stopped believing in god
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Haha!
Loser!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I have an imaginary Henry the Eighth sometimes
should I mention that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# i'd keep that one under your hat
if i were you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I had a Henry the Eighth once.
I smoked half of it and gave the remaining Louis XVI to a mate.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Look. Don't take the piss because:
He is all seeing and looks down from up high to see if you are evil or good.

One day, He will shock and amaze the unbelievers by showing himself and proving that he really exists.

Depending on what He sees, he will make a call on Judgement Day.

If you've been good, you might get a scalextrix or a subbuteo. Bad, and you will only get a satsuma and connect-4.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# D'oh
that's santa, isn't it. I always get him and god confused.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Well at least someone replied
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Good.
Happy Christmas to you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Thank you. And a very
merry new year to you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# barabas doesn't
begin with R though
(The Director of Directing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# your post confuses me
your username worries me
your profile baffles me

why are you doing these things to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Welease Woger
etc..

/Life of Brian quotes blog
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
#
if you've watched life of brian then you may get what i'm going on about


as for my username and profile there is little to no explanation
(The Director of Directing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# now look here
point 1. b3ta.com/board/6641968
point 2 and 3. oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Yes,
I just read his profile and I am a bit perplexed.

Is it a parody?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Read the Alt text
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Can I take that as an admission of guilt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Take it as an admission of guilt,
take it as a simple statement of fact,
take it as a frivolous toss-off.

Take it all, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Now I appreciate that Barabbas
was the man that was set free by Pontius Pilate, but still RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# BA Barabus?
Ain't goin' on no cross Foo'
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Ha
Ha

haha
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] A commerative card of sorts...

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# cor
he was massive wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# you shouldn't be lookin', you rudie!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# *adjusts monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# I wish I had a monocle
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# They're hard to come by now that cans have those non-detachable ringpulls.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# i have two, slung across my face on a complicated frame
attached to my nose and both my ears
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# arf
sounds an awful lot like mine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# ingenious!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# this contraption deserves further investigation
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I agree
*goes off to investigate*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# ho ho ho the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# THE HUGE MANATEE
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hehe
!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha
clickageegee
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Post 1 of 2: The Glasscock
(__, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# *smirks*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# *appreciates*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *gloams*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# *gloats*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *farts*
*follows through*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# *slowy walks away, shaking head, with a disgusted look on face*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# :(
it was funny last time I did it*




*when I was 3
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# i wish i saw it then,
*hornys*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I know
But I redid it for Part 2's context
(__, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# *jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *points*
(__, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# *WILLIES!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Post 2 of 2: The Glasscock Christmas Card
(__, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# All I need for a perfect Christmas are some
Lovely
Seasonal
Decorations
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# WOAH MAN, THE FUCKING TREES GOT LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Cant stop here
this is bat country
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# haha
ace film, top quote
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# The book is good too.
Try "The rum diaries" by Hunter S Thompson as well if you get the chance, its a good read.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I like a cocky finish!
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# He is, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
two great posts is a row.

*clicks too*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# pffffft! MMMMNNNNGGGHH!
woo yay sexy sir!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *gloams*
Hello, gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# hahahah
edit: Stevin?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# he's a belmer - he can't spell Andrew correctly
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# mmmnnngggtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Hehehehe
Looks like the guitarist in my old band.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# scratchresistor and the mongos?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Close!
We were called Long Bong Canna, and we were shite.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# i want to have a swing band.
i saw a graffito in hackney that would make the perfect band name: "the double-breasted jesus disease".
it can't fail!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# if I had a band we would be called
The Spinning Hick Banjo Slayers.


possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Best band name I've heard is Funk Uncle...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Gay Dad has gotta be up there
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I wanted to call my band Teddy Bear's Smile
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# The Funking Cunts
/gets to the party late blog
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# The little bouncey drop as he stands up is frickin PERFECT!
I worship your attention to detail.

EDIT. And goes down again.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# You don't need to worship me...
...I demand HUMAN SACRIFICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# can we wait til tuesday?
there'll be LOADS OF THEM!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Human Scariface?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# is that him off 'grand designs'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I GET THAT ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# isn't that him off 'Grand Designs'?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# isn't THAT him off "grand designs"
*points*

over there!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# nah - that's just collapsibletank
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# you don't look anything like him though
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# that explains the inappropriate use of apostrophes!
the cunt's!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Pfft!
Aww deary me :)
(SarahBear, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Oh noes !
hahaha I musn't laugh ! Pfft !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# THATS FUCKING BRILLIANT`
i give up, i shall hand in my hands at the door and begin a life of not trying anymore, you fucking bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Ha ha
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
nice one doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# How mince pies are made...

*cor blimey!*
(SarahBear, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Fan F*****g tastic
*clicks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# ^this
*likes a bit of goblin*
.
*EDIT* needs more sound!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# pfft
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Sweet mince or Savoury?


(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# All of the above
:)
(SarahBear, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# lovely
meow mince?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Actually...
...it should be beef.

But that's funny, so I'll let it slide for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Hmm should it?
That's what they want you to think....
:)
(SarahBear, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Who am I to argue.
You're doing lovely things. I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 8:39, archived)
# gawd bless you m'layde!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Thank goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Sarahbear, thats a bit dark for you isnt it?
I remember the halcyon days of cats reading the news, dogs presenting the weather, and that charming kitty playing hula-hoop...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha!
Grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
#
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ HAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Every time you masturbate he makes a kitten pie
and vice versa
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# whoop whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# The more I see your work,
the more I am sure I want to marry you or some such thing.

You're whimsical, twisted and damned clever and creative. Wow.
=======================
“I treasure this strange combination found in very few persons: a fierce desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of the quest.” -- Madeleine Gobeil
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Pah.
If only.
(WonkoTheSane, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO
Say it isn't so!
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Am I the only one who finds these somewhat repetive and dare I say it...
dull?

Not saying I could animate like that, you are very skilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Yes
you are - I find them pies fingerlicking good!
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# so that's what he did
before managing Everton.
(spacebaboon, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Noooooo :(

I will never eated anover kittin ever again.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
Brilliantly done.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] They didn't think this one out, did they?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# "Ooo look...
... Your stick's gone all wonky!" said shepherd number 2, totally ignoring the portent of the coming of the Son of God.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Me?
I was shepherd number 1.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Also entirely missing the point that
God doesn't actually exist and that the universe was created by the big bang and that "God" is more likely to be an extra terrestrial.

/eric van daniken blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Bold proposition....
... and here's me thinking that Richard Dawkins was God, luring us into a false sense of security.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Sheppards playing eye-spy
Thats right, they're sheppard-spies
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Sorry, mind the pun
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Well, fuck me.


Apologies for the poor effort, but I have only Paintshop at work and I have no idea how to use it.
I felt that some sort of picture should be posted nonetheless.

edit: Many thanks for your congratumalations :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hooray!
TJ: i've just spent the past 2 hours tabulating a poorly coded piece of shit from some cacky programmer who left before i started!!!

I HATE NON-TABULATED CODE!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Myself, I'm not very keen on cheese 'n' onion crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# i'm not a big fan... unless i'm fishing them out from inbetween a girl's teeth
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! ;)
hunt him down and beat him serverely a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Serverely?
Does that mean to beat him with a server?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# :P
EDIT :So your gig went well last night then? *rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# It did! They loved us.
And we looked fricken hilarious =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# did anyone get any photos?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# There'll be some on the Myspazz page at some point.
For now you'll have to make do with this =)

www.b3ta.com/board/6640345
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# haha you look like Brian Harvey there
glad to hear it went well!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# I'll add him to the collection!
So, thats...

Brian Harvey
Captain Jack Sparrow
Phil Mitchell
Adam Ant
A big gaylord

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# all of the above! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Call that a job!!??
(it wasn't me was it)

Tip: Parsing and tabulation tools automate this job.

If you can't find one write one!


(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# edit
POSTS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Hehehe
I did that for my 5000. It took a while:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Haha!
Fucking posts - they're the best kind.

Congrats!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# yay!!
what a shame to think that 3 4 were wasted on something as trivial as this

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Ther are onlee 200 thur.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# woohoo
big deal,this is going to be my 12th post man!!!!! way-fuckin'-hey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Let's see if I can offend a few more people than last time
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Have a Comic Sans-tastic Christmas :)
(w0rmwood pearl, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# merry Christmas to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I for one find that offensive.
It's only the 15th!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# *wait for something to happen*
*commits suicide with a pomegranite*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
#
*awards ODE to pomegranate*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# gah!
*tears eyes out with sporks*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Inspired by Griffin Saver... or G-Sav as I like to call him.

I've got all the colour-matching skills...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha
far better than the other one!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Haha!
I need a famous Ed now, to replace this no-mark:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Ed Tudor-Pole
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Eddy the Eagle Edwards
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Edwina Currie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Edgar Allen Poe
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Ed Wood
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# edward woodward
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Winner!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Ed the duck
might have been 'Edd'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# KMART!
well done my son
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh no!
(bananacat, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# omg! it's 3 years ago again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Or one week ago in Ipswich.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Brilliant!
I turned down a sure thing 3 years ago because I was 'in a relationship'. Well at least 'I' thought I was.

I wont make that mistake again.

Wait a minute, the calender still says 2006...Mictoboooooy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# SKIIIIINNNERRRR??!!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Pyle!!!!!!!!!!!
Shazaaaaam
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Hmmmm
Is there a Hoe/ho Gag Generator on the interwebcybernet somewhere knocking these out?

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# 'Noon all !
Long time no here !



Sorry 'bout filesize, twas as small as I could get it without it looking totally crap ;)

Edit/ thanks for your nice comments everyone, I love coming back here :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# thank you !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# no no, thank YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Whitley dies tomorrow
Just checked in to see if I still knew any names - and *you* sir, appeared.

How's it going? Still in the microportrait business (That was you, wasn't it?). Damn I hate growing old and forgetful...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# fucking hell! how the devil are you?
how was patagonia?
(and yes, it was me :))

a lot of the 4rthur lot are at
www.yeahbutisitart.com/dynofoo
or it might be .co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# It was gorgeous...
erm... dewin.net/patagonia/ I think...

I was wondering what munkt0n was up to... kept getting mysql errors and crying to sleep.

I'll pop over now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# good to see you again matey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Eepage
Is the site down? Or lost? Getting a crummy holding page despite google telling me it *is* the right one...

Gah und bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# no idea tbh
i've only been there a couple of times
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# flibz is down too!
what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Serves him right!
'noon Mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Hello Geoffrey !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# ha ha
top stuff.

Can he visit Jimmy Tarbuck
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Certainly !
:D

I'll work on it ...
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
what a braw surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# :D
G'noon Duke !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Afternoon
I haven't seen you floating about here for some time. Where the hell do you think you've been?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Apologies Dear Duke
I've been so busy at w*rk.

Talking of which one of my colleague's wifey has just given birth to a "Dudley"

blee !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# that's a word I have not heard in a while
www.angelfire.com/realm2/comgalaxy/blee.html
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# 'Blee'
is the sound of a Gary Rhodes.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# orly?
Yeah I knew that, just hadn't heard it spoken for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# It's Gary's word :)
Look in my profile...

edit/oh sorry, didn't realise you knew ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# late noon'ning Mr. teh Prunes.
Is your horse and trap carrying to you to ye olde Londinium bash? I know they get tired after they pass Kidderminster.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Afternoon
I'm afraid not, my the wheels on my trap were stolen by neds and they stabbed my horse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
Have you considered attaching small rodents to your toes and shimmying all the way here on an extra long drain pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahah
All that my eyes focus on is Jim Davidson's big minge.
I need help.
'noon 'bitz!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# 'Noon lully lady !
ohhh, I'd not noticed Jim MingeCrotch ! bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Bleeeeeeeee indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# d'yah wanna see my mangina?
/old greg blog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# you are number ooooooooooooone
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Woooooo!
I made 20! I feel that is so much better that an Oscar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Good old Jim Davidson.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Yes Doctor
Frank's brand of justice is well deserved methinks !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# are going to reply to all of your replies?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Oh yes !
I've been away so long, I've missed everyone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# are you trying to reach 5000?
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha great!
What a rogue he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Yay for Frank Arson...
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I think that it is fine
it'd be a lot bigger if you'd animated it and it is jolly witty.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# It's the way you tell 'em!
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# 'noon Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# ma'am

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Oooooh
*giggles like the Prime Minister's assistant from Little Britain*
*flicks hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# pfew!
finally something with a bit more effort and quality ;)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Ohhh ta Luv !
thanks everyone !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# WHY DOES JIM DAVIDSON HAVE A WHOPPING GREAT CAMEL TOE?
woo! bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# because he is a MASSIZE CUNT?
:D
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# correct!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# On the subject of Christmas,
I want an evil angel on top of my tree which flaps and squawks.

(not worthy of its own thread)
Any suggestions?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
#
www.evilangel.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Not enough flapping
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Is that St Nick Nick?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Eurgh, it's ...
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Eczema?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Scabby Logan!
Impetigo rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
still would...

/scab blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# has Kenny been
firing his acidic spunk at her face again?
Naughty Kenny
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# 7 o'clock, time for A PARTY?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# happy 5th B3taday
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Hippy b3taday from me too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# #leprosy, i'm not half the man i used to beee.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# cyril connolly?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# not that i'm aware,
i thought it was tommy cooper
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# no, semi-carnally!
cyril connolly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# syphilis, it just started with a little kiss
.
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# i left my heart in san fancisco
i left my spleen in aberdeen
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# strangers in the wife
exchanging fluids
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# i can see Deirdre now,
Lorraine has gone
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Has she turned vegetarian?
and breaking out in vaginas??
(The Director of Directing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and very dirty
Can't see its bin dun either....


(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# DUDE!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# the pope is dead?
ebay bargain: a red cape and a wheelchair

it's only a fucking whale
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# 1000 times
I wish he's never blown into that thing.

How about an iBlowintoanaesthmemachine image someone?

/iritable bastard
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Haha. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# THERE'S NO GOING BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# could be worse.
(_._)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# What?
Back lads. It's only an anus?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# *gasp*
Filesize: 0 bytes.

It's magic!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# 47ish
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# whoa
and thrice whoa!
Fucking hell - I'm not THAT good!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# i'm still RISsing how that's possible
if i open the image in a separate window, i get the correct size
and there's nothing conspicious in the source code either...
???
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# It's just not caching.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# It'll be a HTTP redirect.
All you get when you ask for that URL is a message to the browser saying "the file's actually here: website.com/realpicture.jpg".

So the thing that's loaded in the web page is 0 bytes because the server's reply to its URL contained no data (the real data is elsewhere).

If you open the image on its own though, the HTTP redirect kicks in, you get the real URL in the address bar, and you see the actual file size.

The difference here appears to be that the file extension ought to be capitalised - the Unix-like operating system this image is hosted on is case sensitive, so it has to issue the redirect to prevent the browser asking for a non-existent file and getting a "404 Not Found".
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# That is fucking quality!
Best ever use of magenta cock!

More of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# *aims cynicometer*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!
Especially the wavy pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# haha!
i didn't notice the hairy bits at the bottom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# You are that threadwasting fucktard from earlier
arsewipe
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
#
there are occaisional gibberings of threadwaste, yes. strong medication such as white lightning and tesco's value jaffa cakes do keep the spongage at bay.
why do you ask, wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# he nailed a woman to his wall
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# rather good ol chap
he'll never get a tune out of that...

(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Theres a whale in the pope!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# haha! the bowtie killer!
LOLZORZ!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# We got Kramers on a muthafuckin' supahman!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# sam moonwalks!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# ACTUALLY
Seinfields apartment in moonwalking Sam.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I laughed a ridiculous amount at this
(__, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# why does this get funnier and funnier?
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good Show Mr Cupboard...
Last night we were proposing the Celebrity Out-of-order-ometer.
With Gary Lineker at the top (For his overall Shinyness)
And Kramer at the Bottom...

I Will animate it eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

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