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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:50, archived)

Hmm.

I wonder what bald person Britney Spears' face will be shopped onto next?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)

5 to 1 says Patrick Stewart

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

15 to 1 says William G Stewart

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

20 to 1 says Martha Stewart

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

9000000000 to 1 says me

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

*takes bet*

*shops Britney Spears' face onto ivesb's*
*buys small island*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

you don't know what I look like you liar!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

bald?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

nope!

I have a head of lush ginger hair!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

no reason to shop britbrit onto you then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:11, archived)

Sure I do

Here you are

Click for zoom

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

son of a bitch!!

STOP FOLLOWING ME!!
EDIT: cunt!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

Hahahaha

I ween again senior ives

*edit* oh thats made me chuckle

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

if i ever meet you i'm going to bring a spool of wire,

wrap you up and give you the death of a thousand cuts!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

Yea but on the plus side,

by the end of this conditioning you'll love horses

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

pffft

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:16, archived)

EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!

why dont I hover the link, WHY???

oh well, i'm an idiot

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)

I'm on some kind of spree recently

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

I love sprees!

Amazon shopping sprees
Killing sprees
um...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

50 to 1 says Maria Stuart

oh, wait...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

"15 to One"

Says William Stewart

Edit: Oooh weebrain

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

Oooh.. Me Me...

*Shaves head.*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

Who Knows?

But I'm sure there'll be more than you could shake a shitty stick at.

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

did we already have Patrick Stewart?

MINDPISS :D

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

my favourite bald actor :)

awright, lunchtime, later!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

let's see it on a poppadom

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)

despite all my rage

I am still just a bald ladycunt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

Must...fight...the...hate...

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:50, archived)

Hahahah

A click for you sir

(GrannyBun Offers you a Werthers Original, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:50, archived)

Cheers!

Nice to feel wanted.

*Ah*

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

I prefer not knowing.

Despite the fights it causes in the moshpit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

Hmmm

Four responses and no RIS.

The force is strong with the board today.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)

Sigh. that bucket woman again

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:36, archived)

Dance you tiny bitches!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:37, archived)

nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:38, archived)

fifteen bucks little man,

put that shit in my hand.

Woo! And possibly "Snootchie bootchies!"

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

If that money doesn't show

you owe me owe me oh.

My Jungle Love... I wanna know ya...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

if that money doesnt show

you owe me owe me owe!!
My jungle Love....!

edit : Damn b3aten to it!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

*wipes*

*leaves*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

hehehhee

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

'Ning fella!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

ning!

hows u??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

Not bad ta...

Sad, cos my computer went "bang" leaving me without tattyshop and without 200GB of movies/music....and without a computer for that matter.

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:52, archived)

bugger!! Sorry to hear that!

hows the housing thing going???

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)

meh.

Not good. Got to find somehwere by the 23rd April, or I'll be living in a box (and other crap 80's bands)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

go west

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)

bugger!!

but at least you've got a few weeks :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:12, archived)

My ex looked, acted and sort of sounded like Jay.

That's attractive when you're 15.

Now I realise it's all about the Silent Bob.

I used to get excited by Onslo's cap in Keeping Up Appearances, as it's got my initials on. Sad, huh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

yup.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

And they're also on the little ground covers for fire hydrants.

But that'll all change when we get married, because then my initials will spell the French word for fire.

Oh yeah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:51, archived)

you're marrying the European Union?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

Well I'm already FE

But then my surname shall begin wuth a U.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)

aren't you going to hyphanate?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

and be FEHU?

Naaaaah. Mrs Uren's good enough for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

hyphenate

FEH-U

sounds like a death metal lyric

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

I fancy Onslow's wife

I don't know why

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

shes a hot dirty milf

whats not to like?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

Jays funny

silent bob is just fantastic!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

Bindun?

happy cock tuedsday everyone!

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:32, archived)

yeah, bindun

loads of times

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)

His wife?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)

yes

she loves it, the slag.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:38, archived)

Happy cock Tuesday to you too.

_cock

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)

LOLZARDS

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:35, archived)

hell yeah!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

seamless

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:35, archived)

w00t w00t cock tuesday!

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

wahey

it's like we're two straight guys in a gay bar

FOR FUN

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:35, archived)

Bum fun?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:35, archived)

who asked you?

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:36, archived)

Nobody, I was simply offering.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:37, archived)

If you don't mind i'll take the hot bumfun...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

*bumfuns*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

yeehaw!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

Two condoms walk past a gay bar

one says to the other, 'lets get shit faced!'

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:37, archived)

for no reason

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:36, archived)

have a fluffeh CDC pea roast

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:36, archived)

good lord!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:37, archived)

NOW THAT'S EXCITING

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:38, archived)

that's what i call SEXEH

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

something more WITH CAPITALS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

YEAH BABY

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)

i like COCK KITTEN

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

You are not baldmonkey

F-

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:37, archived)

I thought this too.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

*gasp*

your talk board buddy!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

I'm well connected

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

yeah, your wife has bindun hundreds of times.

and yer ma.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

ANOTHER PAGE OF STUFF NOW TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU DON'T GIVE A SHITÿÿÿ

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tolin its me, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

RIS

I don't give a shit this much

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

doctor dyslexia? is that you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

who let you near a lighter?

EDIT: You have an icon I see very rarely though

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

I DONT GIVE A SHITÿÿÿ

about this much
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that's metric by the way

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

night mavis

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

or maverick.

That's at least 2 cool points cooler.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

Errr bumblebee?

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in vino veritas, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

DEATHBUZZ

/ac

ning ivvy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

Herro!

*waves*

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in vino veritas, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)

'lo IVV

How go the slippers?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)

I just moved Thor a bit closer so I could borrow his scaffolding tonight

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/b3ta/jpg/ukmapbig.jpg

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)

I suggest the careful application of napalm here

*points to milton keynes*

Wait, what're we planning again?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

I've nearly finished the second slipper

Hurrah!

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in vino veritas, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:32, archived)

Hurrah!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

slippers?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:38, archived)

Plimsoles?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

ballet shoes?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

clogs?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

brogues?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

Doc Martins?

/edit: Curses! Not fast enough.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

i don't give a shit

this much: ∞

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

You quite literally couldn't care less.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:32, archived)

Yes. Yes indeed.

That seems all right and proper.
Yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

Dear Mr. Cheeseman,

upon reading that page aloud, my workplace became infested with 13 lesser demons, most of which are obviously drunk, who insist on continually raping my every orifice.
Please tell me what to do about it.

yours, pzy

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)

it's not rape if you consent halfway through.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)

Or shout suprise prior to it.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)

this ^

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)

SURPRISE SEX!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:30, archived)

Tragic Wanker.

Explanation?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

I would've thought that was downright bleedin' obvious.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:38, archived)

He's got gaypox?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:38, archived)

Enjoy it.

1.film

5.Profit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)

It's the Da Vinci Code!!!111!!11eleven!11

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)

LOLZ GET TEH GOLDZORDZ

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)

Bloody Satanists.

YOU ARE A MINOR CIVIL SERVANT WHO SPENDS HIS DAYS HOPING CHANNEL 5 WILL MAKE A DISAPPOINTING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT YOU.
(RIS, btw!)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)

Indeed

If only it was all spunky nuns instead.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:32, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

rare pic of the Creator of Andrew McDavies

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

TUTT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)

hahaha

Keyboard Weasel loves the men

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)

This^

Wait what?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)

oh you rotton sods

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)

ning sir!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

Curse you Cooker_King!

'ning you scoundrel

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

mwhahaha

How's you today?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

I'm not too bad

Feeling much better compared to yesterday. Marvel at my immune system of steel!

Yourself?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

Good thanks

Well do to your impressive immune system

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:23, archived)

bleedin eck

he only coughed.
once.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)

:) true but...

That's what they said about the plague

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

gah!

where did you find that?

have you been throught my bins again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)

I'm always in your bins

just HOW do you breathe though?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)

In ur bins

Eatin ur leftovers?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)

eatin hisleftovers

reading his mail
assuming his identity.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

borrowin his credit card!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)

buying tons of gay fetish porn with it.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

Bit of a TJ question

My ladyfriend found out that her housemate has been slying off to got for a drink with ~~her~~ ms weasel's ex-boyfriend and she's getting worked up about it.
It makes little difference to me, but how many people would have a problem with this kind of thing?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)

I wouldn't see it as any of my business were I yourself or her.

Unless you have some sort of interest in her.

What's slying off- does that mean from work? Is your partner worried she'll get the sack and not be able to make rent?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

No, slying away without telling anyone

I guess she's a bit hurt/bitter/something that they've been going for drinks behind her back.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

Was she part of their relationship then?

Perhaps they have private things to discuss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

Honestly, I think its a bit of jelousy

her relationship kinda ended sourly with him.
(may or may not be because of me)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

Hang on.

This bird's going for a drink with your missus' ex, or the bird's ex?

Either way, I don't know why your missus'd be getting in a flap. If it's her ex- she has you now- she shouldn't worry what her exes are up to (christ, if we all did that we'd never have time to do anything else) and if it's the bird's ex then it's none of her business.

*twopenneth*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)

this is great!

b3ta Counseling services!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

yea, thats what I thought.

Just making sure I wasn't being a dick by not getting involved or whatnot

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

Not at all

You're being the grown up.

Tell her you'll give her something to really worry about, then do her up the bum. Sorted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:30, archived)

This^

then have a BLT

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)

BLTs should be the solution to everything

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:35, archived)

KILL THEM ALL

let God sort 'em out.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)

I agree

Everyone should move on and have a BLT

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)

hold the LT please.

and add more meat.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)

What do you want to drink Kowalski?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

liquidized meats.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

hmmm

If i were you i'd have a BLT.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

I've no problem.

he's an ex.
what he does is nothing to do with her.
I met a ex of my missus out once. he was telling me how lovely mrs ivesb is and
i told him i'd cut his head off if he tried anything.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

As I say, it has no interest for me.

But sometimes women want to have their cake and eat everyone elses.

But I don't know if I should be diffusing the situation or just let it run its course

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

I'd just leave it

and if your missus gets upset by it tell to stop being
silly and talk to her friend about it.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)

Yea, but her friend is a bit difficult

She kinda resented them splitting up on the terms they did (me) and she's being kinda mean about the whole thing

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)

bloody women*

*not all women.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)

nah

you never have any claim over anyone

big waste of energy

/2p

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

dissolve them both in acid

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

I like where this is going

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

yeah once a day and twice on sunday.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:23, archived)

i'd be more concerned if the slying had been going on prior to him becoming ex

*is known to have slyed with his brothers ex for a number of years.

he was still smitten, bless him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

the friends ex or your mrs ex?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

Ms. weasels ex boyfriend and her housemate

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)

so they both went out with him before?

if its an EX of a friend you are legally obligated to ask for said friends blessing before seeing the person.
In the same way you cannnot sleep with a friends sister unless you plan on marrying them.
costs me thousands in divorce settlements yearly.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

Yea, I think the housemate should have said something to ms weasel sooner

but I don't think ms. weasel should get aggro about it.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)

if something is said before theres rarely agro

in my experiance

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:32, archived)

i'm assuming she's more miffed at the sneakiness than the actual act

sounds to me like the flatmate is being a bit bitchy.
tell your mrs to ignore it.
if the flatmate wants to be pals with her ex then so what?
and if she's doing it to wind her up once she sees she's not bothered she'll stop.

/agony uncle aphex blog

edit: have a threesome with the two girls and they'll both see that you're the only man they need ;)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)

got it in one.

cheers chief.

*edit* Huzzah!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)

We needed this like we need a hole in the head etc etc

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)

hahahahaha quality

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)

haha

nice

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)

Nice one!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)

hahaha!

braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

Haha. How odd.

On an unrelated note - any of you b3tans attend a rave in London called Bangface?

Just wondering coz I saw this and instantly thought of you lot.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

My ex-flatmates were big into their techno

I think they spoke of it often

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

haha!

that's got to be one of us.
but WHO(M)?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)

*sexes*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

arf!

It's funny because it's true

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

that's very well done

and is going to give me nightmares

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

*waits outside house*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

The horror...

Apologies to Angiechrist, but your Vendetta post reminded me of another film.

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Stonefield, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)

Has Britney Spears shaved her head then?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)

*goes postal*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

ning micto

did you have a look through that profile on flickr?
the guy that does the fetish wear stuff?
there's some excellent pictures for vectorising

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)

yeah i had a quick scan

there are other things afoot at the moment though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)

Like feet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)

not really

i like legs though

what do you like?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

On women or men?

Women- wrists, elegant shoulders, necks a nice round bums.
Men- Big shoulders, height, facial hair and also nice round bummage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)

On women mainly

How much facial hair do you like? Stubble or full grown beard?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)

Any, really.

a decent bit of stubble's nice, but then so is a full beard. My guitarist's got a loevly beard (he looks not unsimilar to Nick Olivieri) and the manwife's got a smaller beard and tache combo.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)

Whilst shaving

i've always wondered the cut off point from stubble to having a beard. How do you know when you have a beard?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)

if you can run your hand over your face and it isn't scratchy, it's a beard

if it's still abrasive, it's stubble

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)

when small animals

nest in your face.
thats when you have a beard.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

people point and laugh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

Don't ask me, I'm female.

I just do the thigh rubbing at beards, not the theory of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

I've always found a few mm is a good length.

Like a #1 for hair clippers

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

I hate it when i've not had a shave

I feel like a scruffy git

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)

Men shouldn't gut any hair anywhere on their body.

Long hair, good beardage....lovely.

We worked out yesterday that if the manwife's hair wasn't dreaded it'd be about halfway down his thighs by now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)

each to their own. I personally don't 'do' facial hair, or long head hair.

I'd probably have my head shaved like I used to, if the missus didn't hate it with a passion.

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

I had short hair once

but then it grew out of me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)

Tis shame!

:D

Hehe, nah. I understand this makes me only attracted to bikers, metallers and hippies.

No bad thing...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

there are 2* types of people in this world

Those that are bikers/metallers/hippies

and those that are not. I am not.

*345657

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

More's the pity.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

I am in fact the complete opposite of 'your type'

short, clean shaven, short hair* etc etc. IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE!1.

* ginger, at that.

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)

Yeah but you speak welsh.

Which is one of the sexiest things a man can do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

there are two types of person in this world.

those who divide the world into two groups of people, and those who don't.
i think, sir, you are of the former persuasion.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

i've got a tache and chin beard thing

A goatee!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)

e s

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

Beards ftw!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)

yup

feet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

And inches.

You imperial bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

You Rebel scum!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)

Cockney Rebel?

Why do I suddenly have Billy Idol in my head?

Oh who cares. *dances*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:10, archived)

Oh Mr Soooooooooooooft

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

I once knew a girl that walked like Mr Soft.

Very strange.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

was she on acid?

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

No, but I may have been.

It's always a piossibility. I am known for licking wet wheat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)

with yourself?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

Always :-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)

haha!

you got caught by mrs micto.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)

nononono

she is resignedly accepting of my 'hobby'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)

i've got some sauce pic books for ya

all going well i'll hand them over at the imperial, plain packaging, discretion assured.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)

hahaha

bonzer!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

art pamphlets?

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)

~~vectorising~~ wanking
yeah, there were some very good photos

have you ever scoured Deviantart's fetish/bondage section?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)

Poor postman

Having to carry you about.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)

THERE'S A WHALE IN THE THAMES!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

the whole 'whale in the thames' thing didn't go on this long

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)

As long as what?

Britney or me asking for soponsorship?

(soponsorship - the thinking man's sponsorship)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)

either

both

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)

i've sponsored you before. What makes you think I should do it again!?!?!1!!?111?!?!1oneoneone?!?11

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)

Nothing at all.

In fact I really don't like it when people ask me for sponsorship and will not feel the least bit put out if nobody sponsors me. I'll do the run and have bleeding feet either way.

I do like to bang on about stuff though.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

haha it's ok I was just messing.

I'm sure I will have a few squid to sling your way when I get paid.

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)

^ this

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

TROUSERS BEGONE!

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

The sponsored trouser gonerising isn't for a few more months yet.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)

There's a whale in the paparazzi?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

John Peel has murdered 7 hookers with a stingray

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)

CRIKEY

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)

Haha, this made me chuckle

'ning drac

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)

Morning

Is it coffee time yet?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)

I'd say so

Another half an hour till brie&bacon baguette time too! Yay!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

Thats sounds fingerlicking good

"one brie & bacon baguette and a coffee I.V. drip please....what? do I want decaf? are you taking the piss..."

More col-drac canteen adventures later.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)

Pope. stingray. thames.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)

NO WAI

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)

YA WAI.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)

*tries to think of suitable reply*

OMGRLY?!

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)

love it

*hopes whoevewr did 'apolcalypse now then' reposts it*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)

Going loco down in Acapulco

now there's a song you never hear

(Very good BTW!)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)

She looks like a bowling ball.

(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)

Very strange...

I was just working on this:

napalm...

What are the chances, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

Oi!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

*screams for cream*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)

Woosome!

that makes me feel like a nice cut of Osso Bucco!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)

Pfft

Didn't expect that

Edit: I forgot this: Woo!

(Mr._Pickles, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)

mmmm - Woganham

I believe it's in Shropshire

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)

Telfork?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)

that's lovely piece of Wogan.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)

woo to this

^and woo to that

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

Haha!

Aceness.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

Terry wogan in still smiling shots like this always looks like he's thinking

'I've had your teenage daughter. Up the arse.'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)

does he really think people don't realise he's bald?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)

I don't think he cares

To be honest, I think Wogan died a few years ago, but his body was instantly possessed by the spirit of some pimp daddy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)

So basically he possessed himself?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

hahah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)

If you think Wogan's a pimp daddy, I suppose.

Do you?

I thought Kilroy was until all this veritas malarkey.

OH! Someone to talk to about this kind of shit- have you heard any Bongra?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)

Of course.

I saw him in London a few weeks ago. Enduser was better though.

You heard his Bikini Bandit's Kill! Kill! Kill! LP? Dub Murderer is possibly the sickest amen-based tune ever made.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)

oddity

woo!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)

nice severed neckage!

woos.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)

Kerry was asking after Clive t'other Saturday.

Well, Clive took such a shine to my uniform, he came out of retirement and joined the force himself.
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MOCKNEY JUSTIIIIIICE!
*EDIT* I think this is Cheeky Boy's original pic, btw. But this is prettier than the original, that's for sure.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:51, archived)

*whimper*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)

I love it when they whimper.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

You sound like my old

headmaster

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)

that's not clive!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)

NING!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)

nurse wobbly head pipe?

ah, that well known catchphrase

edit: how rude of me, i mean doctor wobbly head pipe. 'ning freebs

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)

niiiiiiiing

see the Cap'n's Sig

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

*poses*

It's a Silent Hill reference. The manwife has a t shirt with one of the nurses on, and I was changing my sig last night.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)

what's a silent Hill?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:47, archived)

The hills are alive with the sound of ~~music~~ nothing

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)

aha

*listens*

*falls asleep*

I feel really rough this morning and we've no stuff to make pancakes tonight

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:51, archived)

pancakes?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)

IT'S JIF LEMON DAY!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

it's pancake Tuesday

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

Is it?

Cool. I always forget these days.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

THE DAY ON WHICH ALL FATS AND CREAM HAD TO BE USED UP

i.e. today

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)

or more recently, bought specially

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)

mm special cream

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)

i see

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)

'ning, dude!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning Kerry

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

'ning, meester.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)

Faster Pussycat

Kill Kill

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)

jolly good..

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)

I think it's the pipe, but I was hearing the beginning of the Popeye music in my head

Woo!!

'ning everyone

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)

interesting.

speaking of nurses i'm off to see some. be back in a hourish...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

hehehe!

'ning all.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

'ning

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

'ning

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)

'ning matey

a pleasant trip to the land of nod?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

yes, i dreamed sweet dreams of you.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)

Thanks strange

I normally dream sweet dreams of me too:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)

*buys one for car*

*humps*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

hehehe :D

ning, freebs

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)

ning!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)

She should be setting an example and not smoking - tsk!

'NING!

TJ: Who knew he'd be a crosseyed pleb?
news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1252359,00.html

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)

phwoar he's sexy

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)

He made me LOL all over the DLR this morning

I thought I'd just opened b3ta rather than the metro

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)

DLR!

Magical driverless trains!

I hate it.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)

and yet

somehow it's a less jerky ride when there's no driver than when there is one.
Magical indeed.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

I wondered that

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:51, archived)

*rushes off to check myspace

so he can be found guilty by b3ta, in a similar fashion to 'the bishop' from ipswich.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)

Would.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)

boing

I don't know why, either

EDIT/ Now with a friend

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

Britney!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

Pfft

Britney (well, up to recently) is the whitest of white girls. She's like elliot with a Klan member dad.

_{Disclaimer- Brit's dad may not be a Klansman. But it'd be fun if he was. Well, not for black people.}

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

elliot from scrubs

or elliot from et?

cos elliot from et was a boy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

Scrubs.

The whitest girl ever, if you listen to Carla.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

yeah but you still would though eh?

eh? eh?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

Turk's dream.

Nurse uniform.

Only time I would. Otherwise I'm all about the Jordan, even if her face did get weird season three onwards.

Threesome with her and Cox? Yes please.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)

no
no.

he's all weird and wrinkly and she's just...no!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)

But she's evil.

And I like that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)

i sometimes like evil too

but good looking evil

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)

You like dominant women?

Elliot - yes
Tasty Coma Wife - yes, oh yes, oh yes.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)

Tasty Coma Wife is far too thin for my liking.

Oh, that bird who worked in the diner that asked Turk to go and get a coffee (the one who really prefers chocolate to vanilla) - I'd do her.

and that Surgery boss lady- the blond one- bit nasty. Nice.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

I'm obsessed with Scrubs...

But I've never dreamt of any of the women.

Further demonstrating how much of a straight girl I am.
I have, however, dreamt that I was JD.

(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)

I dreamed that I had to dress up an a postman to escape the gestapo

I also remember applying make up to my disguise. Haven't worked out why.

Maybe the Nazis wouldn't suspect a transvestite postman

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)

*catches*

*cuddles*
*keeps*

Very woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

*puts hand up for high fives*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

'Sup blood?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

don't leave me hangin'

beeyatch

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

Hangin'?

am I missing something? What've I done?

Last time I checked twas you waking me up at half past bloody midnight, silly bunchkin.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

i've got my hand up for high fives!

my arm's getting sore!

half past midnight's not that late, christ let it go!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

I'd had two hours sleep the night before!

I was tired!

:D *will never let it go*

*big high five, low five, chest bump*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)

aw poor little pumpkin

i shall apologise again.

enough of this shenanigans, back to work.

*wiggly fingers, tap heels, snap fingers, sit back at desk giggling*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)

*raises an eyebrow*

whatever you just did, am I now meant to do it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)

we were supposed to be doing it together

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

Oooops

sorry.

*does the thing. Badly.*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)

I would be pissed off is someone woke me up at half past midnight

on account of the fact i'm normally in bed by 10.30 these days

/old man blog

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)

would you...

I SAY, WOULD YOU HEAR THE PHONE?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)

denizens!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

hahaha

Its been eating all the chocolates.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)

*clears out pants*

I thought it was the reaper coming for me!
*fears*
*woos*

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

what's he doing in there?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

bouncing.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

trying to see in a spy hole?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

Oh you bastard!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)

*scratches head*

eh?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)

that's a bumhole

not a spyhole

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)

*boing*

'ello
*boing*
'ello
*boing*
'ello
*boing*
'ello
*boing*
'ello

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)

'ning!

CFFFN

EDIT: ta, everyone!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

I'm not paying to view it,

sorry.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

you'll be lucky.

i won't even buy an icon.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

If you click some of the links you get a preview for free

I don't remember which one tho. Click em all to be sure

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

if you think i'm going to click something you tell me to click

you're insane.
once bitten.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)

Damnit

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)

Deagostini's stats must be well odd

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)

grats

*gets out penadtichrists Credit Card*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

As long as it isn't mine . . .

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

First Dyslexia of today.

Had to read it 7 times to see the mistake.
Yay.
*claims disability benifits*
GET OUT OF MY PARKING SPACE!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

we do not accept Manley Express

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

I love where the links go ;)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

I was expecting:

"Why are the links purple??"

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

They aren't for me oddly enough

Lord knows I've been there enough

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

me too

oh wait I'm on a different computer.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

Click the links then

They're totally not ilovehorses.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)

I didn't feel rude enough to link to lemonparty :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)

was still funny

I did chortle to myself

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)

me too.

long may this tradition continue.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)

It won't accept my details

Do you take cash?

Congrats!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

all cash donations to me please.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)

Nope

SPONSOR ME!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

Hahaha

Happy 2000

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

hahaha

congratumilationalisa\tionalisticificationalitilipilipallimanipulations!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

wooyay!

now THAT is the best of all the animals!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)

haha congrats!

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)

What is your problem Private Spears?

(

Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)

hahaha

The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a live and apparently very savage tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone, anybody got an angry tortoise?

(

mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

you are karl pilkington

aicmfp!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

you love it

(

mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

i do, i do

i admit it.

hows you? settleing back in ok?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

apparntly they still live in a field by me mams but i think thats bollocks.

I have a big rock tho.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

will a mildly frustrated mangrove crab suffice?

I put some freaking laser beams on its head!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

~~freaking~~ fricken'

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

It is speelt differently over here.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

red clawed or yellow clawed?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

Lightning clawed

*shows lightning fast motions*

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

K. Weasel's list of shit that he really wants

1) A chainsaw
2) A life-size Lego house
3) Lightning clawed mangrove crabs

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

Any time!!

just send a cheque for $3,465,322.00 + GST to
Sir Pigeon Nipples
C/O Hammed Nasir
London bank
Ougado, Burka Faso
234345

I shall send pics for you to choose from
*wanders off to photoshop*

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

Oh boy!

*smashes open piggy bank*
*Counts* £1.51, £1.61, £1.66 ....

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU!

or not, i'm cool.
P.S. woo!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

there's a compo

on sterogum.com for shopped Britney pics if anyone is interested. No prize or owt, just a bit of fun on the music news site.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

hahahahaha!!

that is brilliant!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

'ning, Toasty!

That's a great shop =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

That's what she should have had tattoo'd not some tiny thing on her wrist

"I'd like to be completely yellow please"

At least it wouldn't blur and become illegible

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

what was the tattoo?

That's all I'm really interested in.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

no idea

somewhere said lips on her wrist, something else said a tramp stamp and a third said something on the back of her neck

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

Hmph.

I wanted to know if she got flash or her own design.

I don't know WHY I want to know that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

she does look like Homer now

she could always start a new life as a impersonator

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)

she has the intelligence to match too

I love that clip of her asking if Back to the Future was real :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

I wish it was!

*runs to shop to find Matel Hoverboard*

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

ning toasty

i think she loks nice with it.

tricksy, but nice.

[edit]i've just noticed that in your pic she looks like 'that yellow bastard' from the sin city comics.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)

rooney!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

that's very, very odd looking

'ning sir

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

oh, i have a favour to ask you,

i'll messenger you.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

excellenT

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

morning mr Bs

you on msmsmsmsmsmmsn?..............

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

hahahaha

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

hahaha WINNER!

(Darth Penders, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)

*pretends to be Spears*

"I'm worried about this Iraq thing and how it'll impact on The Mickey Mouse Club. Isn't that what the whole world is worried about?"

(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

Hurrah!

Gawd bless you B3ta for seemingly being the only forum in the world that actively encourages stupidly long vertical cartoon strips... ;)

(

bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

Although I have seen longer ;)

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:56, archived)

haha!

'ning blood

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)

'ning, young lad made of wood.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)

ning dad!

you don't mind if i call you dad do you? you did recreate me.
all set for tuesday? I've got my bunker pass right her-
oh crap!! i lost it! hang on.....
*searches frantically*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)

*slinks back into shadows*

*crosses out "ivesb" and writes "K. Weasel" in official looking writing*

*chuckle evilly*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)

DAMN YOU WEASEL!!

at least there was no link tho..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)

I'll get you sooner or later

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)

not today you won't.

you'll be too busy throwing molotove cocktails at noobs

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)

You can call me Dad if you like, son.

You don't need a bunker pass any more - we're family now!

*cuddles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)

*feels slightly disturbed by the hand on my crotch.*

thanks dad!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)

*moves hand*

Sorry about that. Let's pretend it never happened, okay?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)

ok dad

*sobs quietly in the corner*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)

Get a grip of yourself, boy!

No son of mine lets a little bit of family gropage worry him - sort yourself out or I'll have you sold for firewood!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)

Crikey.

This fatherhood lark's harder than I thought it would be...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)

yes dad

*manfully grabs kerrys tackle.*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)

That's better!

Right, are we cool now? No weirdness between us?

*bonds*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)

*unibonds*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)

Let me see your fingers....

Yes, as I suspected. No More Nails!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

but all the other wooden boys do it!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)

Fairy tails normally get distorted over time

She really had shoulder length hair, and after reading all those T&C's, he climbed up the paper to tell her they were better off seeing other people.

Nicely done bruisey. Is this the combined effort one?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)

'ning, Weasel!

*ruffles hair*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)

'ning kenny M

You're up early. what gives?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)

poor bastard is back at work.

MWAHAHAHA!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)

^ what he said.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)

Savage.

I get to come into work 30 mins later this week and I leave early on friday because management said "its a reward for your good work".

Yay!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)

where the hell do find time to work!!

what do you do anyway?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)

I administer and maintain courses and users on the college's Learning Resource Network

Most of the time its troubleshooting the software and giving users new passwords 'cos they're too stupid to write it down

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)

hmph.

highbury?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)

Yea they're one of the places that use our software

*edit* or used to at least

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)

do you do all the collages in our area then?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)

some of them yea.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

hhmmm...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)

What are you up to?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

ohh nothing

i'm killing time until someone actually asks me to do something,then i'll leap into action.
or at lease as much as my hungover body will allow me!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

can you try and get this pineapple off my thumb?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

*readies hammer*

yes, yes i can
*swings*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

This should kill some time

www.b3ta.com/board/6880464

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

haha!.

They make great glue!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

Have they been looking at the stats board?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)

I hope not.

And I've taken careful measures as not to reveal my identity in case one of them is a regular.

/SecretWeasel blog

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)

You mean your real name ISN'T Archibold Titwank the 3rd?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)

*gasps*

I feel violated somehow now!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)

Yeah, that was me.

But I won't do it again, I promise.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)

at least warm your hands!

thats just rude.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:16, archived)

No,

He was my father. I have come to avenge his death
Dun Dun duhh

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)

the plot thickens...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)

nah,

this one was just me. I'm saving the combined effort one for a day when I haven't got anything done, so I don't look too lazy.... ;)

(

bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)

that's about a third of the length of my longest b3ta post

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)

'ning, dude.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)

What was your longest?

~~missed an oppertunity for a penis joke. Damn~~
~~Still only half the length of my penis~~
I'll just leave it

'ning mictopia

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)

'ning

weasel said its bad to be over you in the stats.
I'm really sorry. i'll try to post less.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)

~~post~~ pube

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)

Was he the one played by Will Farrel?

"mugatu" I mean. Not "pube".

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:03, archived)

correctomundo!

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)

Yay!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)

do you look like him?

is that why you choose it?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)

no - I just loved the film

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)

huzzah!

*runs* *runs like the wind*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)

I split that latex outfit the other day whilst bending over LOL

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)

hahahaha, 'ning fella!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)

'ning! :D

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)

hahaha

sunshine elephant done one that was fucking enormous

(

mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)

excellent

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)

hahah

high-maintenance

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)

Bwhahahahaha!

WYH

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)

hahahahaha this is ace

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:01, archived)

women shouldn't come with paperwork

we're complicated enough.

Woo! got nets at home!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:03, archived)

fishing nets?

EDIT: Or fishnets?

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)

I have fishnets.

But I meant internets. You fools.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)

intarwebs!

(

mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

cricket nets?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)

Shark nets?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)

'ning mon capitan

whats on the piraty agenda today?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)

General mayhem...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)

He's a wily one, the old General

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

Tuesday 20/02/07

9am Wake up
10am Breakfast
11am Plunder
12pm Pillage
1pm Lunch
2pm Mayhem
3pm Mayhem
4pm Mayhem (and pillage if we have time)
5pm Home time!

'ning skipper

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

No rape?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)

be rude not to...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

Rape has been filed under pillage for the moment

I figured we could kill 2 birds with 1 stone if you will

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

I can't concentrate on both at once

I've got to oversee this all, you know. No easy life, being a pirate captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

*sigh*

I'll do it for you if you want?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

Like fuck you will.

*glues hat to head*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

how are going to wash your red hair now?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

you forgot

2.35pm Diagnosis Burger

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

*pencils into diary*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

this is very very good

good morning
good woo
and good yay

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)

'ning!

*stealth bums*

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)

*Snuggles*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

'ning young lady

your up early.
I saw that recent group photo of you on flickr
It is most woosome! they look excellent those pictures!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)

thenkyou

it's too early. what am i doing up?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

trying to beat me in an all out stats war?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

'ning

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)

Hahaha

'ning all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)

'Ning

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)

'ningaling Dave!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)

'ning nong

Weasel

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

'ning medio!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)

Yay braw

'Ning

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)

Nice...

but you'd better tag it though before some thieving cnut nicks it.

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Turdos last had the shites, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)

now in colour!

excellent work sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:16, archived)

hooray!

and in colour as well.

i think it needs more small print.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

She's really starting to annoy me now...

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:38, archived)

Arf!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:41, archived)

haha!

'ning Yemen
good evening I trust?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:49, archived)

Yeah it was alright

You?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:56, archived)

ohh, I had four measely cans last night

now I'm hung-over!
I've turned into a lightweight!. I've lost my powers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)

Your powers are weak, old man

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)

*sobs whilst heaving into the bog*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:01, archived)

I thought that was going to be a commercial for scientology

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:43, archived)

BRILLIANT!

hahahahahahaha...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:45, archived)

HELLO!

*scratches head*
where is everyone?
I'm the last one left....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:54, archived)

At least you still have your books

and your genitalia

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

'ning all

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:29, archived)

Frothy

Woo sir for you sir

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:30, archived)

is he going to show us his 'little friend'?!

'Ning all
I'm second on the stats!...... i'm on here too much.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:38, archived)

statswhore!

er

ning

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:40, archived)

your just jealous you can't afford my prices

*shakes booty provocativly*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:48, archived)

'ning you junkie.

I've always found that above mictoboy is a dangerous place to be

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:53, archived)

you're just jealous..

and i'm a sad lonely loser.
ratscocks.
still, I have all my virtual 'friends'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)

ning!

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:39, archived)

haha

you can call him Al

ning folks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:39, archived)

'ning nimby

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)

those are not real

chocolate sprinkles.. uuggh

edit. ning btw

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Turdos last had the shites, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:43, archived)

dirty boy!

'ning-a-ling

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:50, archived)

better get McKeith to have a look

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Turdos last had the shites, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)

god I love that film.

'ning!

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:51, archived)

'ning Muggy!

Where did the name "mugatu" come from anyway?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)

'ning!

It's a character from the film Zoolander

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)

i bet that's coffee! eww!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)

Cappuccino I'd wager

The worst form of coffee.

'ning tutt

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:01, archived)

all coffee tastes of crap.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:03, archived)

ningles

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)

I think people are missing the point of the post

A play on words for the actor not the film

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

Lets see him bury a cockaroach now eh?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)

'ning

Toasty

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)

I lovce a bit of that

very good sah!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

they seem to think it's all ok if they use their litter tray

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mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:27, archived)

Nothing quite like breakfast in the shitter!

Or shit house as some may call it.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:31, archived)

Ace!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:31, archived)

pffft christ!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:38, archived)

hahaha

i'm so glad i watched trainspotting again, it makes me want to use hard drugs.
you can tell the one on the left has had his final hit.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:03, archived)

Trainspotting is one of the best films ever

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)

Norty kittins!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)

last-minute compo entry (for a compo i wasn't going to enter, given that i'd never heard of her until now).

but then, i found the bristol stool chart and began to understand the madness.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:49, archived)

Haha

"madness or crockery" :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:50, archived)

you helped inspire that.

your explanation of her nuttery (with the help of a few others here) made me decide on expressing the slow descent into illogic and nonsense from apparent sanity and relative wisdom, and so the edit of the chart.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:54, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:56, archived)

myself and my friends all refer to the Bristol Stool Chart

when we have dropped loafs

with comments like "I struggled with a 4"
"oh god, how many wipes?"
"I lost count"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:51, archived)

having had intestinal cancer, i am happy when i get the type 2s.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:55, archived)

I am a proud type two, most of the time. Otherwise I am completely ashamed.

My crockery was stolen a couple of weeks ago.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:52, archived)

oooh you have constipation problems

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:52, archived)

AND PROUD OF IT.

What am I if I can't make a big 'doosh' sound every morning?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:02, archived)

i have your crockery.

i am lining it with faux fur and velvet as we speak.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:56, archived)

Garnish with lard.

Wrap in cheesecloth.
That's the fashion-forward way to go.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:58, archived)

bestill my throbbing corset!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:59, archived)

That would be pretty cool. You could build up some serious mank.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:03, archived)

i built up a serious wank earlier.

_oh.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:08, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:13, archived)

may contain feces.

mein gott, it's after 3:00 am. i'm to bed.

'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:15, archived)

Seeya

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:19, archived)

I saw a t-shirt with the BSC on it

Alas, it was a promotional item, and not for sale. Or for free for me. :(

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drunkenoaf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:23, archived)

t-shirt

The above linked WP article and the Bristol Stool Chart image were created by me, someone contacted me to ask for the original image to make a t-shirt!

(kylet, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:25, archived)

yes

fantabulous!

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rosey, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:26, archived)

hahaha

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mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:30, archived)

Back in the UK already?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:32, archived)

yeah

planning my next trip

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mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:35, archived)

Hey Mongy!

no place like home?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:38, archived)

HAHA - That's Gold Jerry GOLD!

*clicks

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:30, archived)

AAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:32, archived)

Two minutes earlier:

GOLDURN IT SON, INNRUPTIN MAH FEEDN TIME

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:35, archived)

hahaha

he's a-warmin' up his shootin' arm

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:37, archived)

He can smell potential attempts at denial out on the ranges.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:39, archived)

Two minutes?

24 hours, shirley?*

www.b3ta.com/board/6876226

*OK then, Marian, not Shirley...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:40, archived)

Yeah, he kept doing that up until about two minutes ago.

He was in such a pensive state last night. People were trying to deny him.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:41, archived)

great thing to see

before going to sleep.

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:33, archived)

Ha ha! It's wayning men!

(well, OK - frozen chickens then)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:35, archived)

GOLDURN CHIKN AINT FROZUN, SON!

JOHN WAYNE GOTS TO BE FED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:36, archived)

DON'T BE DENYIN A MAN HIS GOLDURN CHIKN

SPESHLY IF THAT MAN IS BIGG JOHN WAYNE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:38, archived)

BIGG JOHN WAYNE DON'T NEVER REFRAIN

SHOOT THAT MEAT UP HIS MOUTH OR YOU'LL GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:40, archived)

HE'LL SEND YOU TO THE NORF, HE'LL SEND YOU TO THE SOUF

THEN HE'LL SHOOT HIM SOME MEAT, RIGHT INTO HIS MOUF

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:46, archived)

GOL'DURN DENIERS TRY'N TA STAND IMMA WAY,

I SHOOT THAT STEAK UP IN MY MOUF, THEN AH WISH THEM A NICE DAY.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:48, archived)

majikal!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:37, archived)

Yeeehaaww!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:40, archived)

arm the birds!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:44, archived)

THAT'S DENYIN TALK SON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:46, archived)

wing the humans!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:49, archived)

MISTER WAYNE DURN'T TEK THAT KINDA CRAP FRUM BURDS.

YOU BETTER BE CARFEL USIN THAT KINDA TALK ROUND MISTER WAYNE, SIR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:49, archived)

BIGG JOHN WAYNE IS SENSIN DENIAL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:56, archived)

I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT IT'S CUZZA THEM INJUNS, BUT THIS AIN'T ANY OLD TYPE O'DENIAL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:01, archived)

he's dead, you know.

and how tough can he be? his real name was 'marion' and he was montgomery clift's bumboy.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:57, archived)

LIES. ALL LIES.

HE IS ALIVE, JUST LIKE TUPAC AND BIGGY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:06, archived)

haha, dead rappers are hilarious.

what sacks of stupid.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6874031

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:07, archived)

hahaha!

have you ever seen sctv? particularly the serial 'six-gun justice' that had eugene levy as the cowboy don mills?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:11, archived)

Yep, I have SCTV eideticly etched in my brain.

Lived in a 3 station zone for years.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:16, archived)

Ow.

Ow. Ow. Ow.
There is so much that's good about this.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 7:57, archived)

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