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# The year he makes contact


with the ceiling, the wall and the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I want to lick his forehead
And kiss him on the lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hmmm
waxy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *sicks*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# might as well
as its not like he can say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Well
It's not like he can do anything about it if he does, anyway.

Just the way I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# you can sound just like Steven Hawking
by downloading TalkAny from here

www.groovekitten.co.uk/

in the Stuff menu
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# i'm pretty sure that weightlessness would make me vomit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# spinny round things
make me sick, never fails!

*spins*

*vomits*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# i'm good on rollercoasters and whatnot
things where gravity is abused
but if it wasn't there at all, i reckon i'd boke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# yeh rollercoasters are ace
but things like waltzers....

*starts gipping*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# pah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Good on rollercoasters?
:-(

Then you should come on the 4th June.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ooooh, no, I'd love to do it.
Although I've been feeling sick on and off for about four weeks so it probably would at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)
# have you been to the doctors, young lady?
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Nah
What are they going to do? Shrug their shoulders?

It took them over a year to diagnose me with fucking IBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i reckon i''ve got IBS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Ouchy bad belly?
Do you fart more than you should? Is it painful when you do?

Pop to the docs and ask for some mebeverine. It's an antispasmodic that I use for my intestines- basically instead of pushing stuff through in a fluid motion they're doing the tango.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# All the men are only after you for your IBS.


It's damned sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *poses*
*belly moves like two racoons fighting in a bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Mini Captains!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Why is that funny?
You've got two, and you're more not to be trusted than I am.

And Jessie- no, I wasn't last time I checked, a couple of weeks ago. Although I'm due on soon so I may have to check again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)
# i thought she might be trying to wind you up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)
# :D
*was only joking* No, I bet you're a great dad. It's because you get out all your gittishness on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hold on...
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaa!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Fishy Pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# how's it going chief?
might sort you out with some more Fish Films over the weekend (if you're really lucky!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)
# woohoo
busy, will have new job in july, so may not be able to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# no b3ta!?!?! Denied!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)
# :O
:-(
:'-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)
# the roe to perdition
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# what a handsome devil you are!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# -can't edit-
those eyes are starting to creep me out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Is that Aphex?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# er
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)
# a phexer?
wass wonno them then?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Woah.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# HAHA ACE!
CUINTING CAPLOCKS

has everyones gone for dinner or summat!?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# not me!
i'm skint
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Eating's cheating.
I'm going for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# this^
who needs food!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I may be doing in ten minutes
Depends on whether Rob provides the newsletter in time for my bagel munching.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# booo i have an animation to post
and no one shall see it and dont want to wait
:(
*waits*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# just got back from the supermarket...
a bus load of 'specials' was shopping so it took me about an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *arrives back from shopping*
what what!?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I find that sexy
In a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# The votes are in
(eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hah! I love that voteometer.

I wonder what he's put his hand in.
Is it related to the vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Handbags at dawn
He's gesticulating furiously :)
(eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# It's random kitty pic time again...


I'm going to have to do more of these soon
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Poor kitty!

You *BASTARD*!

I hate to see kitty cruelty. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
# No...
...kitten tikka masala then?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# But...but...
You have displayed many moments of kitty violence.

EDIT:: You hipocrite, theres one not 5 posts down!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Doesn't mean I approve of it though.

Hiya there SSS. How's your crazy midlander world?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Its all sleepy and hungover today
Yay for this. Hows things in Wheelybirdshire?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Everything's gone puce today.
Puce.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Oh my.
In that case you should decorate your bathroom to put it to use.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *Puts puce to use*

Also my landlord wants to sell the house, so I'll have to move in a couple of months. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# :(
Thats a bit rubbish. You should refuse to move.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I shall.
And I will glue sparrows to the floors and wall in order to put potential buyers off.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# haha!
that'll teach him to play in the blender factory!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Thats really cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Witness the awesome power....
....of Suspendo!



And the power of boredom.

\m/
(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *whitnesses*
ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# it is both
awesome and powerful... and mesmeric
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# :O
I think he should stop for a bit, and have a sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
# nice :)
look at the concentration on his face!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)
# witness the fitness
The Cruffiton liveth
one hope one quest

task master first the bionic zit splittah
break neck speed we down ten pints of bittah
we lean all day and some say that aint productive
but that depends upon the demons that you're stuck with
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)
# blimey he can keep that up for a long time!
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] moop
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Monsieur Zidane?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# bah
i had to check the filename, thats never a good start
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# hehe
never noticed how Juggernaut looks a bit like Rooney

Though i do know it's zidane
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# isn't that ramman?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Didi Ramman?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Dee Dee Ramman
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Yes & Palitoy's finest.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# true...
but my first thought was vinny jones, which led me to juggernaut, then to rooney
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hmm
old news i guess...so i didn't get it until i checked the filename

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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i'm going for lunch
don't post more than 4 messages in the next hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ok :D
damn...getting closer :P

5
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
#
STOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOP!





hammer time. damn, can't help myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)
# carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)
# lunch break
so is it over yet or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# KNOW OO I AM? I'M FUCKING JUGGERNAUT.
Course you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# oo oo
can i be promoted to
"Captains iDaddy" please?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# You can be promoted to Bootstrap Boatswain
That's as family minded as I'm getting on the ship...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Play nicely, children.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)
# this makes me exceptionally sad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
#
pown.alluc.org/?uid=487 (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# :-(
Noes!

(lo wheelybun!)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Honk!
Hellos.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# 'lo cap'n
I've been kicked off your crew?

Is it because I never did anything or helped at all and pooed in the rum?

To OP:
I likes your cats.

Edit:
I don't want the cat to die. Can there be some form of last-minute intervention?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Have you?
Were you on it to begin with?

I need an HR department.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I call Payroll manager!
£1 for you
£9 for me
£1 for you
£9 for me
£1 for you
£9 for me
£1 for you
£9 for me
£1 for you
£9 for me
£1 for you
£9 for me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Pfft, you already have a job.
What is it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I decided
I want to be Ship's Piano Smuggler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# is that a piano in your trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)
#
Do we need pianos?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# harpsichords maybe..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Harrrrrrrpsichord
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Exactly.
All pirates have harpsichords, surely?

Captain Hook had one. But he wasn't exactly real.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Done.
There are bajs on my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Something shit.
I want a transfer!
please
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)
# You're now chief marauder, so you're in charge of the others.
Answering directly to me.

1. CHIEF MARAUDER- Keyboard Weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I was an honorary non-titled crew member under my old username of Pstafallen.
It was a present wot you give me for my B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Oh aye.
What do you want to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hmm...
Can I be in charge of waxing and buffing the cat o' nine tails?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)
# promote me
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Ask nicely and I may think about it.
I don't take kindly to orders.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# please Cap'n
*bribes with grog*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *cannot be bribed with grog*
What do you want to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Yes.
There could be. If you believe hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *bleeves*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Go kitty!
Exact our wrath!
*mew*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# more
ANIMATION!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# this^
lots of it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# kitty looks sad :(
waaaa!

7
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# hehehe
makes me think of the adams family
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Boonks
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# are these real books?
i saw one called 'romans and aliens' in the library yesterday, it had nothing to do with aliens
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# No. 2 sounds like
it should feature Leonard Rossiter

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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Oooooh Miss Jones
When I went to Londres, me, Dixon Bawls and Riverghost were but a few metres away from Frances De La Tour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Yay!
Are you going to draw the stories as well?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# mm plum vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *thinks of vinger strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# On offer!
3 for the price of 8!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# The giants hats would come from Stockport
It's famous for them you know.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# i want them ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I read a book called "The Devils Handshake"
imagine how disappointed I was when it had nothing to do with occult-wanking, but was a rather dull war story.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# the last one reminds me of 'grinny'
still want your brain. :D
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha
took me a minute
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# is it wrong if this makes me think of this:
www2.b3ta.com/lets-fist-again/
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I hadn't seen that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *quivers*
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I bet she does
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# nudge nudge
wink wink
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# shit in a jam tart
e-by-gum
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# subtle
11
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# nudity?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# come again?
10
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# no it's mayo this time
badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *despairs*
:P

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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# bugger
i was going to make a cum joke but my connection failed and you got there first
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Pfftt-ness!

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# heheh
*looks for Cravendale ad on Youtube*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *loves those ads*
The cow sitting in the trolley gets me every time, with the little legs stuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# it's cos he does all the lifting with his right arm
well that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# /pffftts
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Weeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# This^
bloody marverlous!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# fly me to the moon, let me play amongst the stars....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
#
I had Louis Armstrong in my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# did he make a mess?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# pfft!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# i had them girls aloud in the back o me cab
the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# i hope you crashed on purpose!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Oh yes.
What fucking nasty, racist, vile bitches they are.

Plus they're all RANK. Especially the one with the weird face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# thats all of them isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Well I would anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i suppose if you got 'em over the table or summat....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# This^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# sept the ginger one
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# yeh
i agree
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# totally
Gingerzilla
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# What?
I'm just saying that gingers need oppressing.

*oppresses*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# There's one with a FUCKING odd face though.
She looks like..

You know when you put a mirror down the middle of your face and look at how you'd look if you were symmetrical? She's like that. Except worse. Fairground Face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# that's the ginger one
Gingerella i think she's called.

the only one worth a bunk up is the blonde one
models for some knicker company now too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# sarah harding
she be called
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
i know, sh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# haha

what?! never said owt!?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# on a porpoise?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Good heavens!
Are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# mmmm...that ginger one
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *SLAP*
i do apologise, but you were hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
*holds back*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# lemme at 'im
lemme at 'im

duh duh duh duh puppy power!

i'm so ashamed, i fucking hate scrappy doo!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
*releases*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *overshoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *catches in mouth*

*gips at thought*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Really?
I mean I wouldn't say no, but ... really?

There's one very pretty one in my opinion, but I have no idea what any of them are called.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i dont even know who you're talking about
beat that
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# the darked haired one not married to the footballer?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# it's one of the dark haired ones - isn't there two of them?
Fuck knows which one is married to the footballer - although ironically her and the footballer do live just up the road from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# she is called errrrmm
married to ashley cole
Edit: cheryl tweedey
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# but it's not her
it's the other dark haired one
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Naaaaaydeeean
or summat.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# cheryl cole nee tweedy
the ginger one's called nicola
that's all i know.
i think the other dark haired one's called angus
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Like the beef burger?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# prezactly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# pfft
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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
mmmm needs shooting
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# careful...
it could've been rob in his woamn diguise have one of his
hilarious adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# WOAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i know!
i have no edit button!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *parcels up edit button*
*sends by special delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# i think you can get same day delivery in london...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# One day I want one of those cycle guys to deliver a parcel for me.
They look really cool
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# AVE A BANANA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Oi Oi! You lucky people!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Nothing better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# don't joke... i love* my edit button
*need
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# oh Christ I hadn't thought of that
*wanks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# how about soho tongiht?
loads of resturants round there, dont have to choose 1 just go and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Why don't we just go to the fucking roller disco and be done with it?
I'm done trying to organise stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# sounds like an idea......
......we'll meet round yours later then and we can decide then....
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *bokes*
Your missus is a gajillion times hotter.

Girls Aloud are rubbish and shit and awful. *stamps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# how do you know what his missus looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I've met her.
And I had my eyes open for most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# She's been to a fair few b3ta bashes now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# who?
the captain or your missus?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I'm guessing Mrs Emvee
I've only been to one.

Actually, two if you count CardCaptain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# The missus
There's probably a pic of her on Flickr somewhere...

[edit] aha! www.flickr.com/photos/7264671@N08/409841877/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ooops
you gave us a bad link, i'd do the ginger one up the marmite motorway
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I quite like 'em
well, two songs of theirs anyway - mebbe I don't actually like them, I just like two of their songs

well, bits of two of their songs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ^ mostly this
(with a soft spot for the ginger one)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hang on.
www.neonbubble.com/neonimg/1/girlsaloud-nadine.jpg

Do you mean that one?

She's got a disease, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# admittedly
that racist one only got married to Ashley Cole so she could prove she's not racist and he could prove he's not gay

and that Irish one can't dance

and the blonde one looks like she smells

I dunno about the other two
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Is the one I posted a picture of a racist?
Seriously, she has something very wrong with her. Possibly had a bit of a coat hanger shuffle before she exited her mumcow.

*Hull*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# it took me a couple of reads
but that is the first roffle of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# It's fucking true.
She's just got that look of 'my mum drank desperately when she found out about me'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
#



edit: she's the one that goes with the gardener from desperate housewives. jessie summat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ;-)
You know me...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# that's the Irish one
so she can't be racist, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Actually I don't care if she is.
I don't care if she's the nicest person in the world. Look at her.

KILL IT BEFORE IT SPAWNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# carm down,
you know you would really!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# that was me
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7133594
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# SCREENSAVER SIZED!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# yes!
this^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# lol
I wanted to see someone make one of him bouncing about the plane with a line of drool following him, but I is a bit crap at teh gif :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# heh
have a go :D

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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# oo you're getting younger by the minuite
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# you wish
15
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# she's aging backwards
like Mork & Mindy's son
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *nudge*
"he"'s a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# all the way
except on Saturdays when I become a man for his pleasure

ahem...13

edit: damn! dirty editors...
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# she
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I knew he could fly
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# office lolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I'm still laughing at this

also: nice throat fuckhole!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# i like this band wagon, can we have it as next weeks compo
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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I don't think I could stand a week long bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# that's the definition of compo
... eau de bandwagon, the essence of compo... new for b3tans, from Kevin Klein.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# yesm
it seems to me that bandwagons are just spontaneous unofficial compos
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I'm sure at least a percentage of compos qualify as bandwagons
if not more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# yeah, about 110%
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# if not more
and they last longer a lot of the time too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Yay for bandwagons!

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# haha!
although needs a dead donkey in the foreground...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Drop the Dead Donkey was brill.
I miss mid 90s programming. Back when Brucie was still doing the Generation Game (Before Jim Davidgoering)...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# And Leslie Crowther!!
And Les Dawson!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# And more..

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Heh,
Have you seen the photo on the BBC this morning?
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# about booze?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yay
Really is quite heart-warming
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yayyyyyyyy
have a pearoast then
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha - excellent
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# elton john
.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# elton john
my arse

who is it really?

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(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# The Shat!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ^this
Just those two words shouldn't make a fool laugh, but they do me!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hypnotic!
Shatner's Basoon!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# He's a talented chap
But crap a shadow puppets

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# He always travels in style......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahhaha
the cheeky get!!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Dead Rising
I’ve returned to Willamette (Propane tank capital of the US) to chase that Zombie Genocide Award.
God, I love that game......(and, it seems I can only draw zombies HappyToast-style these days....)

What sould I doodle the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# The main cast of black books!
I think your style would do really well there. Plus you could get loads of little jokes in, like the beetroot liquor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yes!
Do this. Do this, or I'll start setting fire to things. Starting with myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *douses with Petroleum distillate*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ^ do this
i changed my mind, DO THIS!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ^This x eleventy
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Bernard Black
is my personal hero

also Manny rules
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# the nhs web blocker crashing down and me
dancing for joy and being able to edit my mistakes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *pokers*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# oh! ow!
stop that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Needs more epic
Go inside the mainframe, befriend a program called "Tron" and fight your way to the big glowey cone guy.
Smite.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# i can't get into the glowy lycra!
*strains*
damn....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ask this dude
www.tronguy.net/images/TronGuyWallpaper1024x768.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# oh dear god!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# HACK THE GIBSON
rabbits? worms? antivirus? what's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ghosts!
they seem to be the order of the day so far
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Ghosts with toast
In the Black Books shop. And Bernard's looking on, trying to swat the ghost with a flyswatter, but he's failing, because he's pissed on cheap
red wine again, and Manny's running all around the place chasing the ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# YES.
you know, i would quite like your brain on my mantlepiece, so i can access your lovely ramblings whenever i like.

Edit: toast with jam MUST BE ON THE CEILING
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I'm eating scrambled eggs with a comb from a shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# huzzah
more random. 'tis the good stuff

edit: Half-ten?! Half-ten?! I've never been up at half-ten! What happens? (should have posted this a while ago...)
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I'm a slightly more cheerful, female Bernard.
Except I'm less wine and more weed. Probably why I'm more cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# what are you blathering on about woman?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# "dirty." and any bit with peter serafanowicz
it's a great show.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Ich esse durcheinandergemischte Eier mit einem Kamm von einem Schuh!
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# DRAGONS!
being ridden by sexy scantily clad ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# what game?
Draw a nice tree with a penguin in it looking a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# That's really cool!
How about a picture of a robot playing chess with a man in a cage
Forget it, do someone else's suggestion they might even be better.

EDIT: Captain Wow's suggestion is a goody!
Bernard, I ate all your bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# awww, i thought it was a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Thanks
But the inevitability of it not being done was too much for me to take, again
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# draw me hacking my own head off in frustration
at having to try and organise my own fucking birthday drinks tonight, everything going tits up and and having to field calls every 10 minutes asking "so what's the plan, then?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# 1: choose pub
2: give out address to said pub
3: go to said pub
4: consume beverages, alcoholic in nature.
5: goto 4
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# that's happened to me
every. single. year.
my friends are great for whims, but actually planning something? pfft.
*sympathises*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Ted Bovis burgling a crocus factory
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ^ ooh this
anything with Ted Bovis
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# needs more Ted Danson
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ted danson with his dancin pance on
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Supported by the Hamster Kersal Massive
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# something nice, nurse related.
or

Scarlet, in a 50's style dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I think that's ace
I have no suggestions at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# v nice
almost got enough credits for me free xb360, will check that out once I've got it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# SA-crew
The Zombiefied version
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# pip in charge of optimus prime
beating sophie ellis bextor to a bloody pulp

with denizens
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Draw emvee after he's hacked his own head off.
His head has rolled the few short miles to BBC Television centre, where Graham Norton has found it. He's called round that John Barleymowman chap out of Shitewood and Alan Sugar and the three of them are playing a game reminiscent of soggy biscuit - furiously masturbating into emvee's upturned skull, whoever fires they're dirty, stinking seed last has to eat the gelatinous brain substance and spunky soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# why ask for suggestions and then discount them out of hand?
the suggestions you choose are always exactly the sort of thing you'd draw anyway, so what's the point?

Anyway, I type my filth suggestions for my, and a handful of others, entertainment. I neither expect you to draw them nor care what you do draw, so please feel free to just ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# :D
*clutches own zombie genocide award*

top pic, top game.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Namechecked by the big J!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun, surely


Tickle me Emo! Woo yay!

(ok, strictly speaking, I know it's not an action figure but I couldn't be arsed to draw a cock on a serial killer / peado)
(mister_barfly, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Bindun so hard it even got its own compo
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Whose hair did you nick?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# dbroon's
=D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# The advert
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_xM2U
(h3llo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# My favourite Jewish musical
Fiddler On The Roof
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Pervert on the Bungalow?


Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# It is 100% scientific fact that
ALL perverts live in bungalows. Bungalows are designed with perverts in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# but are all bungalow dwellers perverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I've finished downloading all those pictures of
Tanita Tikarum eating Cheese with a spoon

so you can remove them from your server now

Thanks

Also Aphex has a new theory...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# i don't know what you've done
but your site's gone!

edit: never mind. it's back
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# yes
AND now to play "hunt the url..."
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *mans jellybean cannon*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# alrighty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# i knew there was something wrong with Dick and Dom
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# everyone knows
perverts can't use stairs, they're like Daleks but with different attachments.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# like Whitney Houston
she can't go up stairs

hmm actually it might be down stairs she can't go
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Instead of
a plunger, a pervert has a "Nonce stick" which allows the pervert to perform noncing action from any distance up to, but not including 2.72 meters!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# you can't believe everything you read on Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# The "Nonce stick"
was invented in 1862 by singer and interior decorator, Bryan Adams, initially as a means to procure toast from open windows, unseen by the
occupant. Over the years, however, the Nonce stick became used for more nefarious means, being used by perverts to procure "Nonce mints" from candy shops.
"Nonce mints" eventually were replaced by small children, hence the modern day confusion and witchhuntery. THEY JUST WANT THEIR MINTS, DAMN THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# that bryan adams
everything he does, he does for toast
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I was thinking Nonce on a Bungelow
but then got it.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Nonce on a Bungalow
It's a timeless classic..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Mine too
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# very good
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Gadd on a hot tin roof? LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Haha
Punarific!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# pffft
Top 'ole


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Twat on a hot tin roof?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Prefab sprout?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Three men and a baby?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Nope.
Ghostbusters 2.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# man with chimney pot up arse?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# We've all done it 'aint we?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# well weasel told me it was part of the initiation for b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# is it not?
I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Rock Spider Shed Sitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Rod Hull
fitting a new ariel?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Cockney action figures...
(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# pffffffft
nowt little about that :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# send for mckeith
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# she'd eat it all
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *thought pony was money*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# "a pony" is money
"pony" isn't

it's a bit like "bollocks" and "the bollocks"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# You crazy London types and your inability to speak the Queens English... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Do me a lemon, me old china
I can rabbit all proper-like if I have to.

Nothing wrong with a bit of slang every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# the queen is german
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# rhyming slang
pony and trap :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i was going to say that
but didn't want to appear stupid.


stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *makes spacky face*
Nnnnnuurrr.

stupid
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# i'm not stupid!
i didn't say it!

*sobs gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I'm sorry
that was really mean...

*guilts*
*comforts*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *lenors*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *nestles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *Cadburys*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# £25
but also means a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# HAHAHAH!!!!
For fuck sake that can blind you you know! arf!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Richard III
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Eartha Kitt
(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Good old
Eartha
(Andropov, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a barbie girl...

Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# took a second...
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# ^ this
to the power of ten
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# She's a
bit prickly...

like me in the mornings... :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# have a shave then!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# will do!
but I mean in terms of mood :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# heh... me too. It normally last until about 9.00pm :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I'm just pointless in the morning
And I fall out with the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# i have no
telly...i fall out with myself instead :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# in the morning?
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# :-(
*offended* I have a point! Two of them.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# christ!
and they are very pointy too!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *edit* In bad taste gone away now!
/sorry
(picture of man with holes in in him was here)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Jesus christ.
what the hell happened there
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Shredded Wheat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# can you link this?
it's making my wuss of a boyfriend queasy :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Hell him that I said he's a wuss too*.

*still at least 20% more manly than me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# we don't need to see this on here, do we?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# looks like she's smooof under that bathing suit though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# No, she's like them pointy matresses and pillows
The swimsuit's just squashing her torsospikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I would like some proof of that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Jaffa Cake Attack!


*Awaits letter from Mcvities*
Previously

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# haha that is brill
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *eats*
*saves world*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# obviously they're lime flavoured
/evil
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Is there such a thing as lime flavour jaffa cakes?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# oh yes!
and some sort of berry flavour too
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# unfortunately yes. and they are horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Are you saying this as someone who doesn't generally like lime...
...or were you (like I am now) holding high hopes of delicious chocolate-lime action?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# the latter.
I generally like Lime and lime flavoured things... which why I was looking forward to trying them. But they somehow don't work.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I was hoping it would be the former.
:(
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Taste is all subjective though... you may like them! Still worth a try.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Did you try them berry ones?
I was going to but I got a bit scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *holds Wow's hand*
it'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yes. They were awful. (in my opinion)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# THEY ARE WRONG
an evil, twisted abomination against nature.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# YOU ARE WRONG
the berry flavours owned. and lime sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I AM NEVER WRONG
But often I am believing in an alternative truth.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Yes,
and blackcurrant
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# That'd be shit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Kind of like skittles bubble gum.
I got caught out by that. I was handed some skittles and as soon as I began to chew
the little fuckers they seemed to turn into some sort of crunchy slop in my mouth.

I was most disappointed. Same taste, entirely wrong feeling. Though i suppose it'd be the other way round with lime jaffa cakes.
Right texture, wrong taste.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# The only "advanced" form of confectionary I've taking a liking to
are the biscuity M'n'Ms. Right texture, right taste.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Smarties Cookies from the Co-Op FTW everytime!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# somebody thought
let's take this perfect product and make crap versions of it.

see also: softcore porn
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# yuck
also isn't that a bit of a conflict... having lime jaffa cakes?!?!?!?1!1?!!?!!11?!1one?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i had a this stupid friend at school
we called jaffa due to the fact he'd been shagging this girl
for 18months without protection
the only time he used condoms was when I went and bought him some!

she did eventually fall pregnant (aged 16, he was 17)
we called him prat after that....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# why jaffa? I'm not getting the connection :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# seedless
you fool

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# but surely you would call him jaffa is he WAS using protection?
Otherwise his seed is very clearly in action! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# 18 months without protection and no baby
=seedless

she eventually falls pregers
changed to Prat

i'm a speaking slowly enough?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I think I've almost got it
...can you just clarify the 'jaffa' bit again?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ha ha!
i'm down to looking at one post at a time
because the board is too full of swearies

only thing is i can only pull up threads i've previously replied to
via my profile page...
:(
*goes and does some proper work work*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ooh that sucks
proper work work is the most soul destroying kind of work.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# no pips
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# jaffas are seedless
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# You show me a cake of any kind with seeds and I'll consider this option
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# jaffa oranges ya daft bawbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# haha
supoib

the hummus is strong today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# wasn't that on the Spectrum?
awesome stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# noooooo
jaffa cakes are a source for good in the world, this is heresy!
still woo though
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# as recommended by sports nutritionists no less!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# that picture is
the icing on the cake.



ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *mans jellybean cannon*

nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# which man?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# this means nothing to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ah
Vienna
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
#
DIRTY ORANGE(y) BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# You must bow to your new orangey overlords!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS
this is making me laugh:

www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/fatherted/docs/flagreport_Father%20Ted.doc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# "clit power"
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# our only defence is a giant hot cup of tea


lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# mmmm yes please, no sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# NO SUGAR?




freak
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# yes sweet enough etc.
/shite cockney blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# tea?!
bluurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Awesome.
I like this.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# The one you did previously made
me chuckle :)

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# thank you,
I felt I needed to revisit it and do a little series of them, next up the scene from indepenence day over the whitehouse

*fires up photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# wow!
are they spitting out orange jelly stuff only much hotter that in the usual dormant cake?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Molten hot orangey stuff, correct!
also laced with nitro glycerine
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# That's insane.
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# That is fantastic!
Here, have a Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Wow
I like that lots
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
That is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ghoanst!

Also, in the news
Vitamins b3ta.com/board/7132153
Sick on a lion b3ta.com/board/7113111
Tiny ball b3ta.com/board/7110842
Ploice Chanse b3ta.com/board/7109167
Butterfly Tea b3ta.com/board/7108903
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# i will miss you dearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# You're not leaving us are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# yes i am, for three months.
i will, however, take my laptop with me, so i'll drop by every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# where you going?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# check the profile, it explains everything*.


*not really
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ahhh...
have a good one!
and can you bring me back something nice?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i just might.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Nooooo

post something good every once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# My drummer's doing that.
Are you going to Australia?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# you bring me joy
in a dark world
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ning Waspy
did you see this the other day?

www.b3ta.com/board/7128336

(you may have to shoulder some of the blame as it was partially inspired by your John Reid thing)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I hadn't. Once again it is pure genius, so it is although your phonetic jock leaves a great deal to be desired!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# heh heh dbroon also mentioned that
blame Irvine Welsh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Lovely.
*marries caspo*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# bloody know-it-all ghosts!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# one of the best things on b3ta at the mo
is the inner delight you bring :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *sniggers*
*smacks self over the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# racist
/obligatory response
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# You're a fool, man! A DAMN FOOL!
These are souper ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# horrah for caspo
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
*loves your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
"caspo"
*loves all these right in the chops*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# BROAM
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Always a pleasure
never a chore

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I do like
"Ploice Chanse"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# GRART
this are ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Did they win the photo contest?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yes!!
do you draw these on lined paper
or is it a special effect?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# what a special effect that must be!!!
'thin blue line plug-in' :D


real paper methinks
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Rowan Atkinson appears in a deeply unfunny police-based comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# that's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# It's magical
lined paper, scented with elderberry and moose sweat. It's magic! As Paul Daniels would say!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *scratches*
*sniffs*
*feels calmer than before*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I really have to go to the supermarket

but now I'm not so sure about going there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hoorays!

I'm going to capture you and keep you. I shall place you atop my TV, and you can play with my Wii while I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# You cannot capture me!
I am made of light and energy and therefore cannot be captured! Except, of course, by a bag made from ham! Oh no! I've revealed my one and only weakness! On no! Oh ho! Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Funny you should say that.

I'm off into London to buy a new hambag today.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Are you going to don your fancy outfit
for a day in the big city! Oh the lights! The colours! The sounds!

You should go dancing around picadilly circus with your new handbag, and twirling an umbrella, cajoling and tomfooling around
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I like this
but I hate those Brand Power adverts - "Helping you buy better"

Fuck off you bunch of patronising cunts. If I was trying to buy better I don't want a shitty marketing company selling me crappy nescafe instant cappuccino. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)

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