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# Stupid idea bursting to get out


I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
Although 'bloody Tin Tin' - yawn, snooze etc
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I was always more of an "Asterix" fan
bloody do-gooder Tin Tin, always flouting quarantine rules with Snowy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Absolutely!
Must get hold of a copy of Asterix in Britain - not seen it in years
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# My favourite Asterix book was "Asterix and Cleopatra"
Asterix & Oblix get locked in a pyramid and Oblix gets 1 drop of magic potion so he can bust them out...great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I was always more of a
what the fuck are these French/Belgian wankers banging on about and settled for Champion the Wonder horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# HAHA!
Followed by Zorro on a Saturday morning
*nostalges*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Definitely
Asterix beats 10 shades of shite out of Tintin
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Asterix was way cooler
Even though he did regularly consume illegal stimulants, possibly PCP. And Obelix was on steroids.
Panacea was kinda hot too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Was Panacea Geriatrix's wife?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Nope, blonde lass
Daughter of Soporifix, wife of Tragicomix, usually lives in Lutetia. (Asterix the Legionary, Asterix and the Actress)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I can't believe spielberg is bothering with this old shite
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Eh?
Is he making a Tintin film or a Rin Tin Tin film or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I was hoping
they'd do the swearing middlesborough version

www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=nickdonnelly&p=r
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# apparently so
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6656635.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# she swollowed a fly
perhaps she'll die?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I annoyed the fuck out of my girlfriend the other day in Antwerp, by referring to him constantly just like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Perhaps, because its rather funny...
Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# DrZaarlon...
..Would Like You To Have This Simple Desktop Image:

1280x1024

He Would Also Like To Note That The FileSize Given In PhotoShop, & On PhotoBucket Were Less Then 50K, And Also To Apologise To The B3ta-Nazis.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# It's nice
And only 3k over, so dinna panic. Have a smoosh instead
*smoosh*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# DrZaarlon...
..Thanks You For The *smoosh*
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Pasanonic Cadillac would like you to have
a proper tattyshop painted desktop he made last night.


Click for bigger (749 kb)

In other news I'm watching the 'greatest motorcycles ever made' on Discovery Turbo. Understandably my bike is in there and I was pleased to see it hit the second spot. Pleased that is until I saw the the No.1 spot went to the HONDA CUB! ( that's the one that delivers your pizzas and smacks your fucking wing mirrors in the rush hour. Where is the justice?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# DrZaarlon...
...Thanks You For This, As It Is Good.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Go on then, what bike do you have?
I've got one of these

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Well I like to call it a 916
because essentially it is, but it's the sports tourer version the ST2
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# oooh nicely
Italian exotica, mmmmm.

me, my Triple, and Raff Jr are off to the Nurburgring this summer. Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Never took a bike there
but I took my Nissan 3 years ago and got a respectable 8'40 in the slight damp whilst dodging sunday drivers in their MX5's all day.
You'll love it. I plan to take my beemer there some day.

You'll love it. I'm a track day nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I've never been before
never done a track day either...

really looking forward to the trip though!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# i must admit
i have never seen a duc in anything but red - that is quite a sexy wee beast ZC!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# That pic was
at my mates garage after it had just had new tank and bodywork fitted. It was originally red.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# It's looking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I've got an R6
Although a speed triple would be lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# My best mate has an R7
sadly it never leaves his garage except for a wash and a regular start. He does see it as an investment though as it's mint A+.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Meh
I ride mine every day as my commuter. I'm lucky enough to live in the Cotswolds, so I have some stonking roads to hoon around on.

The R7 does conjure up wonderful nostalgia about Haga in the World Superbikes though. Top banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I used to commute on mine daily
but now I work from home so I don't have to go out if it's pissing down.

Still gets plenty of miles though - as Ogri says, a bike on the road is worth two in the shed!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# A wallpaper thread, eh?
This is my current effort.


Click for big
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Gucci
now make it even BIGGAR so I can be using it (1024 pls!)
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I know the feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Heh heh
Nice shadow
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hehe
is Dennis a Best Boy?


Dennis should try the internets

grips.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# a best boy?
wassat? :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_boy
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# OFFS! Arf
No he aint.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# you pissed on me in my own thread??
that's extra pissy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# not a gaffer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_boy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# They're always on film credits I think
Along with dolly grips, best grips, silly grips and get a grips.
(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# oh yeah!
and key grips!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
oooowf!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Nfft!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Oh noes!
How did he lose his grip in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Cor!
Hahaha!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I told her i would make Cock au Vin
she didn't get it.
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Where's the van?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the diplodocus cervix
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# delivering the vin?

(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# The danger of our roads...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *paints face*
*sings*
Stand and deliver....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *does crossy wrists dance*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Oh come on Dave
That's the dance to "Prince Charming"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Yo
Drive-by shootings
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
*chases in big lorry*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# i haven't seen that film for aaaages.
also: woo to Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Thanks for the woo...
...I'll grant thee safe passage through these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ahem.....



*deep breaths*

This is a Stoat, watching some toast while avoiding the discarded Totes toasties.

phew....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I do like stoats
They are lovely.

TJ- for those who give a shit, our offer's been accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Good luck with the rest of it then!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# :D Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# well done!
now grow some fingernails and chew them!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, I have no fingernails
I'm a bassist, it'd be asking for trouble and snapping (ow)

*chews what's left of them anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# congrats with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *dances* cheers.
I'm officially a grown up now, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I think so
more grown up than me, for starters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I may have to go and run around outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ah woo, well done
soon you will become houseproud and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# NEVAR
I'm only buying it so I can make a mess of it without losing a deposit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# nonono
you will get very protective of it

I haven't had a single party in my flat since I bought it (4 years ago)

mind you there's only enough room for me and the missus, the cat is on rotation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :O We're going to get a house bunny.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hurray
now the fun really begins :¬)

goodluck
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Thank you!
I'm well excited.

And terrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# \O/
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# is it a stoat or a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Long lolloping hanimal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# ask google
i asked them for stoats and he came up
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Look at the 2nd pic on a google image search for
"stoat" but for 'Large images' only....
:D

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I jus googled stoats and lots of smaller animals with different shaped ears came up
never mind.

/cant be bothered being too much pedant today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Good question, where is Keyboard Weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# What's the difference between a stoat and weasel?
A Weasel is weasily wecognised and a stoat is stoataly different.


That's neither by the way. It's a ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# You silly sausage
wish i knew how to make this box look empty and just have the title bit show up but I don't and now I can't seem to stop typing this embarrassing long sentence with abysmal grammar and no punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# space bar is your friend
(I typed space bat first - do you know him too?)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# The Quick Reply thingy
lets you get away without using the space.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ooh bleedin hell I'd never even tried that!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Yay, you live and learn
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's a ferret
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# If someone gave me Totes toasties
I'd discard them too pretty sharpish
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Why.....
... is it not in a boat on a moat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# stoat inna coat
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
needs more floating in a moat
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# :D
no shark and bridge....*FAKE*

edit* no shark.....*FAKE*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Bodium?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT, MUSH?
I'm got to stop doing this. I'm like a tourettes Johnny Ball.

Do I mean Johnny Ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# think of a fucking number
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Alright then.
Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# then read this:
www.screenonline.org.uk/tv/id/572509/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# See I didn't mean him.
Who did animal voiceovers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Johnny Morris
Not Jonothan Morris of "Bread" fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Do you mean...
Johnny Morris, from animal magic?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# johnny morris
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ah these are stoats
they have shorter snouts than ferrets.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# stoat boast of oast toast
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# sort of like stoat type thing...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# i hear that
what are we supposed to use, harsh language?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# needs more remote stoat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
But isn't that a polecat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# he's just being friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# DEAR GOD!
*fears*

*fears hard!*

very Woo!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# ^This
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Damm now i need to change my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ArrrghhhWOOarrrrarrghhhhWOOaaargggh
/goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Aww, it just wants a cuddle...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# How much for one?
*orders 5*
(lostpixel, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# twelveteen euros
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# rar!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *Stabs*
I'm just being friendly too.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Aaaah, cute little kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*spangs with spade*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# .
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Which man are you?
The arrow points to both . . . Woo! unt ARF!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Wotcher Sir the Hat
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *huggles*
I see from my limited lurkaeg you're not ver' well . . .

*passes DTH special cure-all medicine*

EDIT: I shall let you choose a subject for a piccy or anim that I'll do over lunch


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Ooh, thank ee!
Now can't think of a single damn thing...

Er....
Something from Blazing Saddles or Robin Hood Men in Tights?
A trilby playing roulette in a casino against a vicar, Rapunzel and Wile Coyote?
Or just the itchy bum with an itchy bum?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ok, hun, I'll see what I can do
It may not be exactly that, but it'll be FOR YOU!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# no haha
its cos some one said to me that i am This^ This^ This^ boy cos i agree with people alot :)
Edit: 'Noon :)
Edit2: i made one tuther day in preperation for today but havent got to use it yet :(
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# This! ^


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# This! ^


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# This^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Craptastic!
This is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# nutter!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# somebody sent you a cad file again?
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# no =D
not for i while now
and its people who send PDF's when i ask for CAD btw ;)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# This is great!
It's a zen thing, less is more
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I like these
without really knowing why. The snorty laugh is involuntary : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Can't get this small enough
without making it unreadable. Fear my skills! So here's a link to it instead...

www.b3tards.com/u/cf69b5aca4c7feb2d206/nomrbondiexpect.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# pffft
you know when you have laser surgery you can smell your own eyeballs burning?

/now has perfect eyesight blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Mrs Saver said the same
I can't have it done - booo

bloody high intra-ocular pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# sorry to hear that - on the one hand it is a deeply unpleasant procedure
but I fucking love the results
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I probably couldn't have it done either
Eyesight's deteriorating so quickly I'd have to have it done again next year...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# mrs thors mum had it done at the beggining of the year
she's worn glasses for the best part of 40 years

her eyes are perfect now
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I've only just stopped having
abslutely perfect eyesight. I think I'll just put up with remembering to wear my glasses to watch telly occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# That sounds horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# oh it was
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# were you quite blind then?
I'm -1.5 so I don't think they can do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I was well blind
astigmatism as well...didn't think they could do it for me either
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *snort*
-1.5? I'm -6.25 in my right eye!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# that's what's so annoying
if it's only a bit wonky they can't fix it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Euergh!
Am thinking about getting mine laser-fried soon, as my contact lenses have an annoying habit of falling out onto dirty surfaces.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# If only someone would invent
lenses which couldn't fall out because they were held onto your face by like wires or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# See?
You just gave me a much-needed lol!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yay!
to making you lol. Bad day? (if you don't mind me being nosy )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# can't find my picture of a badger about to be sliced in half by goldfingers laser, so have this early effort of a badger with evil plans and an evil miniature clone
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha
that's brill
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# pea
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# EMAP (ZOO PUBLISHER) BUYS YOSPACE
and here are the terms and conditions for YOSPACE :

By submitting material (such as music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, or any content submitted through the Communication Exchange Services) to Yospace, you license and grant Yospace and its affiliates a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, worldwide irrevocable, and fully sub-licensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, copy, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content or any concept described in it throughout the world in any media or product, including without limitation mobile phone products, advertising, marketing and promotional materials, and digital reproductions WITHOUT COMPENSATION, RESTRICTIONS ON USE, ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OR SOURCE, ACCOUNTABILITY OR LIABILITY
.

and a picture for y'all



Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# fuck 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# what's yospace
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ^ this
?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Eeeewwwww!
What the hell is YOSPACE?

*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# sounds like a poormans version fo bebo
which is a poormans version of myspace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# which is a poor man versions of facebook :P
.
(lostpixel, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i wouldn't know as i never visit any sites like that
as they seem a little sad to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# facebook?
can't even personalise that shite
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah, it looks rubbish.
Besides, Myspace is just a Tesco Value social life.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# now that is a great one to remember
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# now that's lawyer talk!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Do EMAP also get the right to your first born child
and the right to deflower your teenage daughters?

Edit - Minges may be old, but at least he's not David Cameron or Tony Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# No thats me
hand her over.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Damn, you've got me with your legal mumbo-jumbo
"sorry love, but "The Big Lad" owns you now...he'll look after you"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# try not to scream too much
it only excites him
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Yeah, when I said "Look after"
I meant "Brutalise"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Do you want her back when I have finished?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Nah, just put the pieces out for the recycling lorry
"Recyling - the possibilities are endless"

Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# the fucking cunts.

i'm not buying any of their magazines again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# advice to publishers from one of their promotional bodies
If you want to use a photograph and you are not using a picture agency (they usually manage the copyright) YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO FIND THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE PHOTOGRAPH
.
A useful help line for advice is the Design and Artists Copyright Society on 0207 336 8811.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS AND YOU CANNOT ASCERTAIN WHO OWNS THE COPYRIGHT YOU COULD SHOW THAT YOU HAVE ACTED IN GOOD FAITH BY PUTTING A STATEMENT TO SAY THAT ALTHOUGH EVERY EFFORT HAS BEEN MADE TO ACKNOWLEDGE ALL COPYRIGHTS contained in the [magazine] [article] you would be interested in hearing from any copyright holders who have not been acknowledged.

www.ppa.co.uk/cgi-bin/go.pl/legal/article.html?uid=8237&topic_uid=88
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# and a reminder of Zooweekly's terms
If you send any text, images, audio or other content to this website you accept that the files sent become the sole property Emap Consumer Media Limited and that we shall have the right to use that content and make it available to the public on this website and OTHERWISE. All material must comply with the Online Forum rules, set out below.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# It's moments like these
that make me thankful for being a talentless twat, safe in the knowledge that if I ever did manage to "shop" something and post it on the interweb, no self respecting magazine would bother wiping their arses with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# fucking hell!
that's quite a disclaimer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# They're just trying to work out a way
of getting people to click the 'I Agree' button...in blood!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I have always accepted and understood
that anything I or anyone posts on youtube is public domain and royalty-free for others to mis-use.
If I wanted to retain full copyright I would make my own website and post it there
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha
that's bindun, but still funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I knew it would have been
but I had to get it out of my head somehow
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Punpunpunpunpun!
punpunpunpunpunpunpun! Woo, click
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# 'Lo you
What's all this 'no quality' rubbish?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Belated 'ello
Awww shucks and pfooey, cheers Mrs T : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# ooowf!
hahahaha!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Haha!
Nice shadowage too =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *pounce*
Which Dave are you thinking of?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Brilliantly done


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# WOO!



(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Reminds
me of this.


Don'tknow where I found this but credit to the original poster.
(Mr_SD, Wed 16 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this compo over yet?
Oh, well, lets have another go.

Celebs you probably, erm, actually would actually.


One in the hand
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# woo
aimee mullins is the same age as me!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# But do you swallow?
The people demand to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# i'm not too keen on tomatos
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# "A drily witty, post-modernist and ironic comment on the Marxist critique of capitalism"


Obviously I sharpened the edges AFTER applying the invert.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# obviously
*look to camera*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *breaks down in tears*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *aaawwwwww*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7188920
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *is all smiley again*
that is great, mister! :)

thankie much!

mind if I put this in my profile?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Do with it what you wish
sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# cheers mate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I saw a really bizarre credit at the end of a film the other day
but I've forgotten what it was.


And I wasn't even aware that b3ta had a fourth wall until now!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Sturf Hemmerer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# It was something like
a cyclin trainee.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# you are Harry Hill* AICMFP
*Bradley's dad
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# what an anticlinax
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# anticlinax?
Is that, like... rude?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# um
it was a bad pun

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anticline
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Ooooo...!
Witty! Get you, Will Self!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# flanges on the open seas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# HappyToaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# hello sir
sorry, I'm being very busy today and only doing some minor lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# me too
(which is why i've only just replies to this message!)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# doodle you drawing the curtains
/pre-empting ninja
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *thwarted*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Anne Widecomb and Ruth Kelly
in bikinis
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ^this, you know why not wrestling in jelly too?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# jelly and frankfurters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ooops,
how did that get in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Ning
a bosom for a pillow
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# asha bosle
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# mummy and daddy and me
outside my house with a sun and a tree and a windy path and a dog with daddy's car in the path and grandma
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# pfft
(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# pirate sausages
sailing the seas of cheese and rumba
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# GHOSTBUSTERS!
Possibly the SA cast as Ghostbusters with Kat as Zuul or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
#

Geek Edit: Oh, and Zuul never appeared in the film. The chick with the flat-top and heels was Gozer.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Damn my subconscious, I must have seen this one before.


OK then how about them in a Last of the Summer Wine type escapade?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yay, I remember asking for this
not that i've had a suggestion drawn since (probably because I never suggest the big norks stuff).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# denizens
(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Inigo Montoya
Fighting the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Or Lily Von Schtup
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# What?
Inigo Montoya is the Dread Pirate Roberts!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Sssssh
Quiet you
*maims*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *is only mostly dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *gets holocaust cloak*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Cliff Michelmore's Rubbing Bus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Bowler hats
And apples.
(duck Quack !, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# a pair of old saggy breasts
trailing on the floor behind a hairy granny with a tail
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# are they attached to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
#
a woodpecker and a pigeon coming home
from a drunken night out
and they're holding each other up
but the woodpecker can't find his keys
and what we can see here is what mrs woodpecker
can see through the front door just before
she lets them in
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# wow!
you really thought about that!
This^ FTW!
*applauds*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# .
frame 1: wet paint
frame 2: slightly drier paint
frame 3: slightly drier paint
frame 4: zoomorphic wank fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Ouch!



*yiffs!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You don't like it:
ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# You tell 'em JJ!
Even I love SA and associated stuff and I have virtually zero interest in either comics or sex with animal-human-hybrids!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ^This
You don't have to have an interest in either of these things to appreciate JJ's stunning work. (And envy it, and hate him for it just a teensy bit)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7189218
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# didn't say i didn't like it.
honestly, you can 'draw', but I just wish you'd do something with it. So I can't click ignore as I have faith that one day you will. Mothers are just like that.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# If only
JJ had some of your talent eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# This^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# and you are?



cock
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# that was a damned fine Jareth yesterday, sir
i wasn't about to see it at the time, so i'll retorspectively 'woo' it here and now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I thank you, Sah :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I did see it at the time
And I woo'd it at the time. But I'm going to woo it again, cos it was phenomenal!
Woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# some nurses please. or just Nurse Sally.
i'm a bit blue-ish today tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# anything
as long as it's titled
"what happened next"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# the hinges of war
foul door furniture of the SS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Niche
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Isla, She Wolf of the SS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# The continuation of that picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# A bouncing elephantiasis woman destroying central Portsmouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Fact into doubt won't go
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# flumps.
sexy flumps
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# another excuse for this then
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hell yeah!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
THE STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Shit! I remember that!
Meltfest! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Cortana from Halo
Interacting in some way with Scarlett. Not THAT way.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Winston Churchill
Riding in a mining cart through the streets of Slough.
The public are looking on and waving, but none of them are smiling.
Meanwhile, a fierce battle between mechanical sparrows and flying turtles rages overhead.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# minor celebrities covered in blood, piss, shit and spunk
please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# am i too late!?!?
Mr Vampire!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# :)


/repost whore
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# a pleasure to see this once again
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# praise indeed,
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Dunno where this came from


'twas a long day in the former colonies...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
lizard tongues!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# they are straws you mong
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'll woo that, and I have one thing to say to that...
ARMAGEDDON!


warning: this golden oldie contains Gerbils, Cardboard Tubes, Men, Matches and a Radio Announcer who loses it halfway through

and in other news, 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# NAFTERNOONGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Haha
you've managed to make me giggle while hovering over the link and looking at my statusbar

'ning Archie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha, once heard, never forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# it's not porn, it's not sport, its no a car mag.... what the hell is it?


Click for bigger (231KB)
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# it's a lad's mag
a mediocre blend of all three, leaving a shit magazine that is run by cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# heh, that would be the perfect tag line.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# If I had the faintest idea how to
it would be funny to Googlebomb that and email it to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# If enough people put this on their website
with a link to zoo/nuts, it can be considered a google bomb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# use that text as a link to their magazine
and put it on /links

it's how electech does hers

a shit magazine run by cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# you could try the sneaky transparent gif, link:
ashit magazine run by cunts
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# needs more cmyk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# who's kelly hazel?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# isn't she that politician who looks like a boy with mumps?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
i know exactly who you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# pffft
*hopes this is true*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *googles*
no, its a sexeh woman, but i really want to see the boy with mumps woman!
please link it!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Ruth Kelly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
thanks!!!!!!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# she are rate sexy, like*
*0.1% truth
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i think he means
keeley hazell
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# well, i don't know/care
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
indeed, lets see them steal this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# how about an image challenge?
:-)
(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post79681/
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# 'steal'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# i was refering to the material,
what do you mean?
You must have read it wrong!


Lies
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Nah,
we've had the magazine cover challenge a couple of months ago

there were millions of compo entries, so all those would come back as a repost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# boooo :(
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# damn
I don't think a "shop the stealing bastards zoo and nuts" compo would ever happen
(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hahha
I must subscribe. Can I steal it from the internet instead?

SPROING! get em back at their own game by scanning their entire mag and posting it as a pdf online for free!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Yes! ^This!
With CDCs on!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# and adverts for other magazines!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# This^
!!!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# maybe some authentic fake vouchers for a free magazine from the newsagent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha
this reply has

50 of the best woos from the internets
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# aha!
got 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Glee!

Edit: NSFW? Shall I link it then? Apparently, yes, I shall.

And the answer I was looking for was a graphics tablet!

Edit 2: Now with pubes and japseye!
I was under the impression CDC's were mandatory for all first time owners of tablets.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# new shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i 20p mix up?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Is it...
...an "Ignore" for posting a NSFW phallus?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# It's only a cdc.
Does my level of accuracy offend you?

Shall I link it?
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# personally i think most of b3ta is nsfw
but let's be honest if your boss was walking past and saw that what would he say?
(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I am in college (although not right now: websense)
But my teacher would most likely say, "Ha! Do that on your tablet? Ok, you can all go early, I need a smoke."
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# what's it like working in a nunnery?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# all the sexy nuns you can eat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# a dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# that was gonna be my first guess too :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# A peerage?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *sings*
answer of the weeeeeek
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# YAY! What do I win? is it AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# no ... erm
you win either self respect OR, a mostly used can of Lynx... with an overpowering smell of onion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# That's an improvement on their other fragrances then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# a lifelike rubber dildo
for your dad




(or a pad perhaps)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
#
for of
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# That's how I read it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Several loaves of bread?
Unleavened?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Deluxe Paint on the Amiga?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# it seems to be lacking the regulation 3 pubes per nutsack
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Cancer?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# A reason for me to show you my arrow?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *giggles like a schoolgirl*
arrow's a euphemism for minge right?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# More subtle than say, cleft
Or isoceles.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# It's not very crude is it?
And where are the 6 pubes? (3 per bollock).
6/10 must try harder :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I'll do better, next time!
Promise.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# No
Japs-Eye either.

:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ppfft
'ello gorejus
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# 'ello Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# a competition pro extreme joystick?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# that's no CDC
that's a huge magenta cock!

magenta cock ≠ CDC

although it is rather impressive
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# That's what the ladies say.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Skiving revison for Magenta cocks?
Beats the hell out of maths.
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Your CDC lacks crudity

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# congrats!
wacom?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Thanks!
Wacom Graphire Wireless A5, to be precise.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Yay! I got one of them
It's lully.

Now I just need the drawing skills to make the best use of it...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# ooh....
*covets*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# what about this?
That's going to leave a scar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# get help
get help quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# too late for help
it's tiem for..

I don't know, I just had lunch, so it's not time for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# The testicles
Seem to be pinned on at the sides with wire. that or its crudely drawn pubic hair (rediculous!)
(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i did a little giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I just did a little fart
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I sharted
but that was due to too much chilli last night I think
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# as did I
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Pffft
dis ik siwwy
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Too many Ss in 'bus'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# slang
I can spell it any way I please
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# You tell him
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *imagines bus overflowing with SS officers*
zis bus is preposterous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
i like bust a cap in your ass jokes

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# i keep meaning to make more of them
just never get the time nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# that's what happens when you become important.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I wish I was important
infact - that will be my challenge for the day
make myself important!

*changes the IP of the office printer*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# they will be queueing at your door shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I have no door :¬(
I am not important enough
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# you are that bloke from the thing that the Register publish on a Friday
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i have no idea what you mean :¬)
i don;t even know what the register is

*goes to google to find out*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# AAARRRGGGG
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic... okay, okay, don't panic, no one's judging you...

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# :D
Splendid
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahahaa
at home on the sofa lollage :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# You too huh?
What's your story?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# can't lay turf in the pouring rain
i hear you're poorly?

*offers tea and toats*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I'd forgotten about these.
Do more!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# i have a little book where i wrote down about 10 ideas
just not enough time to do them at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I just spat my coffee on my pc , nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# You an' yo' sorry ass....
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Oi Doctor!
Taking over the front page?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Ahem.
...I suppose four simultaneous FPs is something that one should be proud of (until this here lully kitten knocked my Tesco Value Top Trumps off the end) is something to be proud of.

*prouds*

*crosses another Deadly Sin off the "To Do" list*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Heh heh
Although that's a Jenny, not an Eric
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I think Eric is the owner
Rather than the ass.

Unless you be talkin in da slang jo.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# correct
it is this same Eric as in:



and

(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Oh gawd...
The pun, the unbearable pun!

With all these mishaps, one would expect eric to be a bit stressed. And voiced by Mark Heap.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ooh dear
almost as bad athe punnage in that ibuleve advert.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Don't ask...


Click for bigger (112KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *asks*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# what is the meaning of this image?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# care to explain?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Ask what?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *asks*
Edit: Dagnabbit!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *asks*
Don't oppress me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# This makes complete sense to me.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# This coming from b3ta's answer to cartoonhead.
Edit: I am being nice. Joking. I quite like cartoonhead. He's better than Psycho Paul. And China seems to like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# sorry
hahahahaha

sorry

that was funny though

sorry

b3ta's answer to?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Cartoonhead.
Do you watch Ideal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I like Psycho Paul
and I liked Stevil Knevil while he lasted

although Jenny makes me laugh the most
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Jenneh?
Did you see the wedding episode?

Poor Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# haha - yeh
nice and gory

"I've got e new Baby Jenny"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# yes!
i was being judith you fucking clown!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# needs more
corpse shagging to be effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# haha
that made me have a coffee / monitor interface moment!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# his belt looks really hungry
feed it small children and ham
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *inquires*
(It's like the posh version of asking).
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Well
generally you only inquire during an inquest, otherwise you enquire...
...*enquires*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# D'you know I checked in a dictionary first
The definition of 'enquire' was 'a variant of inquire'

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Is it one of those optical illusions?
Is the bottom line actually longer than the top one?

*goes to look up Equalizer theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I'm not sure
but I could swear the bottom one was a tad on the piss.

I'm most confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# it slopes down to the right
but again that could just be an illusion

I could open the image and take a closer look
or I maybe I won't bother


edit: yeh it is

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I just opened it in photoshop
the bottom line is a fraction shorter than the top one.

/bored
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Sod the length
Is it wonky?

EDIT- Yes!

I am win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# That's what they all say
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# A phrase rarely heard from a girl
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I'd prefer a wonky willy over a really long one.
I only have so much vagina, and wonk is a nice novelty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# What about a long wonky one?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Gah
Penile mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Depends on the length.
I'm more a fan of girth to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i think it was on plastic surgery live
they has a guy from south america who had girth added in the form of skin grafts, from dead people, implanted under his own peeled back skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# That sounds nice
just as a general rtule I think I'd prefer a slightly smaller cock than one that had been hacked about and stuffed with dead meat, but maybe that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yes!

get in

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# What about
a really long wonky one?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# don't worry baby, i'll only stick it halfway in.

/flesh gordon and the cosmic cheerleaders blog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# i am win?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# oo-er missus!

/monica lewinsky blog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Aaarrrgh!
It's doing my eyes in now.

Here, have this one instead. stare at the cross in the centre.



(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Aiiiiiiieeeeeeee!
that is so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# a candlestick!
no - 2 faces!

damn it - the elephant has 5 legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# it hypnomotised me :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# YUK!
It goes vomit green! The turney thing does!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# i fucking love that
green - then gone!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Yay!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Its an 80s calculator
they are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha
This answer FTW.

I remember an 80's calculator I had. It was the cheaper version with no memory keys. When I took it apart it had all the circuitry, contacts etc. for the memory keys, so when I cut holes in it and pressed them with a pen, I had a more expensive calculator! Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# You maybe could have got parts from another otherwise
broken calculator and cleverly shaped them to the new holes. Imagine your popularity in after school maths club! And chess club maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Nah.
Too much effort. This was while calculators were still quite expensive. I shouldn't have been taking it apart anyway. I also turned over the polarising filter on the display so it had numbers in white on a black screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# It will fit in very nicely
with me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Are you on the piss?
It's not even half eleven, you dirty stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

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