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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59,
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hahaha
*orders tickets*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:00,
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Cocking ace!!
*clicks*
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:00,
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crikey
that's a bit odd
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:00,
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Hahaha, brilliant!
*books tickets to Jersey* I hope it's in Jersey...
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:02,
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Hello!
Woo! to the pic, Mr Ftang!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:10,
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Blue skies, palm trees, things to do
not a chance =D
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:14,
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there were blue skies and palm trees there
last time I went to Jersey
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:23,
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blue skies check
palm trees??? i think theres about two down st brelades and thats it
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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:56,
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Hahahaha!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:02,
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Yay!
/also working notice blog
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:02,
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how long have you got to go?
(my notice period is three months!)
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08,
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that's rather fantastic
I'd go.
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:04,
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go on then
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05,
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*bergeracs*
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08,
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hahaha!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05,
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I live in jersey thanks much
it am not bergeracland (i dont think though john nettles used to be 8 feet high on the sides of the busses)
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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:55,
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a dream from last night
the other involved a teacher, a cane, and a hard on
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wjh31 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:54,
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A seamy moose meeting the queen?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:55,
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the queen going down a blue red carpet to see a moose
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wjh31 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56,
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if you say "see a moose" fast
It sounds like "seam oose" fittingly. ;O)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:57,
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ill just blame it on artifacts
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wjh31 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:01,
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Damn those Covenant!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:04,
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Fair enough
I dreamt I was getting my boobs removed. Turned out the dog was jumping on me
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59,
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I dreamt that two chavs were hiding DVD players
in my bath. While I slept. I had to check the bathroom as soon as I woke up.
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05,
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did you find any?
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wjh31 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:07,
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No..
strangely I was disappointed too.
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08,
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that's the best kind of moose
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56,
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mmmm seamed moose
*drools*
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:57,
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when does she go down on it?
you need to animate
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56,
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How very odd.
I had a dream last night that I was eating my pet fish. Then some people in suits burst into my room so I had to escape by kicking a hole in the wall and crawling through a pipe.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56,
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Diagnosis
Stop playing nintendo
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58,
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hurrah!
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56,
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Fucking hell! It's covered in spikes!
Now there's a supervillian outfit if I ever saw one.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58,
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His superpower
is that he's invulnerable to shark attack
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59,
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The confounding adventures of
Doctor Spike Nosharks!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:02,
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heeheehee
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:06,
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hehe
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59,
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Hello Mr. The Neville.
Are you okay? Is everything going well? Do you need sugary tea?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05,
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I think I may do!
I still have a hangover from the noisy weekend. WEEKOVER! I shall go and fetch some now, I think! YES!
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:41,
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that old chestnut...
i've been having disappointingly normal dreams recently. I used to have really psychadelic mental dreams, and then last night I dreamt that my girlfriends family owned a guesthouse. no drama, I just experienced a morning of what it would be like for them. how very fucking boring.
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:57,
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I googled "Dream + moose + queen + blue carpet" to analyse your dream...
apparently it means you can find great bargains on ebay. Hope this helps.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58,
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That made me do LOL.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59,
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Damn, I always try to make people ROFLOLZ!!!!!11111
I must be slipping.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:02,
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Pffft!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59,
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woo
its a shame im not looking to buy anything at the moment
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wjh31 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:00,
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...
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daveydje is hedging his hogs on ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:51,
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*click*
kinda a shame it happened
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wjh31 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:53,
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Worse things happen at sea
arf!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:54,
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sorry.. been in my head for a while
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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:35,
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Smug bastard
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:36,
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hehe
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:37,
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how rare
... Edit: oops. jus saw the label. damn my eyes. woo pfft
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:37,
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a what bang now?
:S
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:37,
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?
i'm with you on this.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:39,
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it's a special place
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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:42,
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can't be that special
i've never heard of it
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:42,
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It's l33t for comic literature i think
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:46,
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Heh heh
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:49,
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i have tried to explain to the current mrs thor that it is a graphic novel
not a comic, but she won't have it. it's exactly what happened to the previous mrs thor, before you went 'missing'.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50,
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indeed
by comic literature, I was meaning Dennis the Menace and Calamity James and stuff. Comics for grown ups are definitely not called comics.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:53,
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It's not a graphic novel
It's 'sequential art'
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Mickeyburns ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:55,
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is this the right answer to your hobbit question?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:02,
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hahaha
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mugatu ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38,
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Why does she look like she has three legs?
/innocent blog
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38,
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No, quite alright. I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
I can make a rough guess.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:41,
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I think she's in pain =/
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:42,
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I think so
But if that's an arm, it's heading somewhere I can't figure out
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:43,
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No pain no gain
no socks no shoes
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:43,
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Haha
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:46,
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No fish no fowl
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:46,
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No hair no haircut
(had to google it)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:51,
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Very long time since I've seen that one
Glorious?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:55,
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Yup (just googled again)
my favourite was the one where he stood in front of a big open book. I saw him live in 2000 at the Colston Hall in Bristol, very funny (as was Harry Hill the same year).
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:01,
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Mrs Trellis!
Mrs Trellis! TLH asked me to write 'honey' on her shopping list on Friday . . . and I noticed that she'd written ISIHAC on the list, but it was crossed out. I reckon this means that we have titicks to see it (prolly in Brum) for my birthday! \o/ *excites*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:44,
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ISIHAC?
the International Society of Island Hopping Anti-Christs?sorry
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:47,
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Oooh yay!
*joins excitement* Listening the ISIHAC TGA found for me right now :-)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:48,
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I still haven't listened to them . . .
C]:0( I feel a right meany . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50,
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They're on my mp3 player
I think I've got the first ten years or so on there. Haven't got round to the ISIRTAs though. Working up the courage to ask if he's happened to find any Navy Lark in the same place...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:57,
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i'm sorry i haven't a clue what your talking about
it just sounds like gibberish, maybe TLH is using somekind od code.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:48,
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Woo!
I'm going to try to hassl Jon Naismith to see if I can write one of Humph's prizes for the Pick Up Song round. I doubt I'll get anwyhere but wish me luck!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:51,
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That sound fantastic
Let us know how it goes
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:53,
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Cor!
*jellis*
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:56,
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*buys*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:39,
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*bangs*
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:39,
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UNG!
ahem
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:43,
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Sorry, I'll stop letting off fireworks indoors
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:45,
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needs more dildo!
...i forgot how muddy this picture was...
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:40,
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hahaha good grief
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mugatu ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:41,
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i made this ages ago
i was always impressed as it got circulated to the point where someone else emailed it to me as FW: spam! that has never happened again, but it made me so happy.
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:45,
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that's class
*woos*
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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:42,
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looks a little pre-used to me
at the very least, you could have cleaned it up a bit :D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:44,
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yea, it's a pretty shoddy picture
pushing the "idea over technique" ethos a little far :)
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:46,
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I imagine cilit bang would also have a similar effect
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Alexander Graham Smell ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:41,
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arf!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:44,
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haha
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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:46,
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Limescale, rust, ground-in dirt
Woo!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:46,
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heh
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:54,
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Cheap Value, but leaves a nasty taste in your mouth...
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Vampiror Nightstalker likes to watch your every move! ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:35,
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Wouldn't eat it though
Got some co-op cheap broccoli once: spent half an hour picking all the caterpillars off it. Still convinced I must have missed one :-(
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:36,
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We went to TGI Fridays last night
They decided not to charge us for one of our meals when we found nearly 2 dozen small flies on the lettuce
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Weetobix ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:48,
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Have you seen that Birthday thing they do there?
Last time I went to the one in Cheadle, the staff were stood around this table clapping & doing somekind of US Marine style chant! Did you get any pictures of your flies?
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58,
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Yeah
they had a couple of birthday chants there The flies were about a millimetre long so wouldn't have come out in any pics, but they whapped a large chunk off the bill so we were happy
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Weetobix ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05,
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pfffttt....
you could also use mung bean!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:36,
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mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:36,
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Yawn...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:44,
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haha!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:47,
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arf!
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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:48,
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indeed
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50,
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hmmm
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:23,
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Pah!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 12:00,
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Surely bindun
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BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:30,
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Officelol!
You bastard!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:31,
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this doesn't float my boat
:D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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If she's not careful, I'll clipper ear
you sarky git!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:35,
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Out!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:37,
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erm...
what a cutty remark?
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38,
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Tea hee!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:40,
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That was rather cutting
You're sailing close to the wind etc etc
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38,
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you do dredge(r) up some puns.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38,
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that was a little tac(cy)
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:39,
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quiet you
or i will have to destroyer!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:45,
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heh
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:34,
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horribly true :(
woo though
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:35,
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Yo!
'ningles! I got off a stop early at 'Chavs running away with an empty petrol can' and walked the rest . . . Woo!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:35,
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Arf!
nice swan.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:36,
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arf!
That made me chuckle. And then I couldn't resist tampering...
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:42,
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haha
lovely
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:44,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
JOHN PEEL'S WHAT!!?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:45,
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Hahahaha
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:47,
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woopsy, did i offend someone?
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wjh31 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:55,
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huh?
I am not offended... d'you think I should be?
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05,
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Hahahah!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58,
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Hahahaha
:D
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:59,
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hehe
can see a bandwagon
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58,
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Spiderman: defeated.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:14,
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Hahaha
Woo!
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:15,
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Excellent!
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:15,
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hahahaha
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mugatu ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:15,
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Throw him out the window!
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:15,
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hahaha
flush him down the toilet
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:16,
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seen it done
but it's still woo!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:16,
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You saw someone do this to spiderman?
And just stood back and watched?
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:19,
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after his emo and stupid dancing in his latest film he deserved no less!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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Trev, he's only dancing
She turns him on, but he's only dancing She turns him on, don't get me wrong he's only daaaaaaaaaaaaaanciiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:25,
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I love how a bit of eyeliner is all it takes to show "evil"
That's why those make up artists get paid thousands and I'm stuck on the Max Factor counter at Boots.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:04,
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i thought it was all a bit tongue in cheek
and still Bruce Campbell FTW
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:15,
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aaahahahaha
i love this! woo yay and an uproarious houpla! nother pea
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:17,
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haha, nice touch with the piles of paper in the background
not sure if I've given you the ning yet *nings*
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:19,
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'ning KW
how goes it? I was in a hideous mess last week... It was "man's day" in deutschland, which consists of a public holiday of drunkness from early til late. Well, it culminated in someone drinking all my vodka when I wasn't looking, then meeting the thief and him offering me a sip of his peppermint schnapps. I proceeded to down the remaining half bottle and that is my last memory for many hours. My memory kicks back in with me standing alone some hours later, watching a band, and wearing no shoes... then getting kicked out of a bar for weaving around with no shoes, and ordering beers despite having no money. Was rescued by a friend who gave me lots of water and took me home for shoes, so wasnt too bad after that.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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Hahaha
awesome!
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:25,
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thats a brilliant story!
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:27,
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scary thing was
there was a huge amount of broken glass at this concert and I kept stepping on it, but luckily my callouses we too thick for conventional broken glass hazards.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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Are you a hobbit mate? ;o)
German Beer ftw as well.
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:37,
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what's the best thing about fucking a hobbit....?
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38,
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you can get your bagg in?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:44,
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^this
and yes, I think I might have a bit of hobbit in me. My feet are a bit large for my height.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:39,
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You stole my hat
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:27,
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erm...
is yours the fez, the stetson or the pink kangol hat?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:30,
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Nature called...
You probably don't want it back now
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:30,
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i got ma new shoes on....
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:28,
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for four days now?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:31,
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wrong song
you pong!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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I know. But I don't know the next lyric to your song
and I couldn't be arsed to google it =D
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:38,
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Hurrah
that is almost as fucked up as my weekend!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:31,
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Elaborate!
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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^this!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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*pleads memory loss*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:34,
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Overruled!
Tell the story ms. grrrrl or I'll find you in contempt of court
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:39,
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no!
*runs away crying*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:58,
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Worse thing ever. I share your pain.
especially considering the amount of shattered glass usually laying around.
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Your watch is BACK ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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yes there was a lot of it
but I didnt get cut luckily. The thing im regretting most are the 6 people in britain I called from my mobile, but have no recollection of the conversations. I only realised on saturday when i had a look at my dialled numbers. Apparently I spoke to the mother of one of my mates in London for 5 minutes and a couple of my exs. Fuck knows what I said.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:35,
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the only working strategy
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Your watch is BACK ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50,
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Nicely done.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:20,
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That's brilliantly done
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50,
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Spay deodorant under the glass...
(too much?)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:17,
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arf!
:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:18,
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'ning
is my cow causing any troubles?
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Your watch is BACK ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:27,
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That is ace!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:45,
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make sure to punch air holes in the lid
so the little blighter can breathe
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:18,
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Why?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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- at a complete loss for a witty reason -
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:27,
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Brilliant!
Have a clickety woo!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:18,
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haha
poor spidey!
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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:18,
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the urge to shout this yesterday was immense
EDIT and woo! (how rude of me)
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:18,
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Why, what were you doing yesterday?
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:21,
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EmoCon '07
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:22,
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Masturbating furiously
In a pit of despair.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:22,
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I usually make do with a sock.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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Whilst watching SM3
I have finally realised that Kirsten Dunst is actually a bit of a munter.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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what do you mean "finally" ?
She's not even pretty. At least she has acting talent to fall back on... Oh wait. LOL./not a Dunst fan, she's all hype blog.
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:28,
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she's hardly a munter
come to southend for the weekend i'll change your perspective on everything :)
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:30,
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sarf end?
SARF END?! No fanks!
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mugatu ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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go on
you'd love it :D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:33,
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^This
Agree 100%. She's shit.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:31,
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Excellent...
:o)
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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Hahaha
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:48,
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Heh!
Arch nemesis or whatever.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:54,
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Haha!
This was my initial idea actually. But I couldn't find the suitable source photos.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:03,
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excellent.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:11,
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I did this
got it front paged too - and then lost it. Ho hum. Yours is great! :)
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 21:20,
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Pea
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Cuthbert Annihilator ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 22:43,
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aww, it's
Teeny Little Super Guy from Sesame Street!
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norumbegan ,
Tue 22 May 2007, 16:41,
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That reminds me
I trapped a spider under a glass in my livingroom about 2 weeks ago and forgot about it. Wonder if he's still alive...
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binnster ,
Wed 23 May 2007, 12:49,
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Not much I can say about this really...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:10,
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AAH!~WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~gah!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:11,
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Ba ba ba baserkker baboon!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:10,
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nice font work.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:11,
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can't beat a bit of quality pootling
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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it's very skillfully done
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:14,
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Ta...
I thought it looked a bit shonky...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:19,
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hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
excellent work joe *wipes tear of mirth from eye*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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jap's eye?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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*chinese burns*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:15,
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*pete burns*
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:16,
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*burns*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:17,
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*bums*?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:20,
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oh jesus christ
i will now have haunted dreams
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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that's how dead-eye duck got his dead-eye!
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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pfftt
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:18,
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I bet she feels Righteous Indignation
will somebody please acknowledge my geeky joke?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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geek ;)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:20,
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Thank you
I can now get on with some work *presses refresh*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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pffft
related pea
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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that took too long
*spangs self*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:13,
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he spunks where no ordinary rabbit would spunk
...actually i think most rabbits would spunk over Jenny. What a fine piece of cartoon animal skirt.
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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large laser beam
resembles penis cross-section
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:13,
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there’s
something strangely erotic about this!!
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Vampiror Nightstalker likes to watch your every move! ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:13,
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Awesome humous
I like it a lot
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:13,
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hahha
thats mucking ace! /now knows why they called the gunner Dead Eye!
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Scarylion is wee'ing a lot ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:14,
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Haha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:19,
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Hahahaha!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:57,
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I know who did it!!!
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Vampiror Nightstalker likes to watch your every move! ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:10,
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They'd be pretty expensive firelighters
you can't buy bits of historic warship anywhere
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
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I know where you can get some fire damaged stock
ning KW
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:15,
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'ning matey!
surely pre-burnt firelighters would be a bit shit. I learned my lesson when no one ate my pre-chewed burgers.
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:16,
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Damn your logic
But Carling Black Label do a roaring trade in pre-drunk larger (i.e. it tastes of piss)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:19,
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Not that it was a warship
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:20,
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To be honest, I dont know what it did.
what was it then?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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Insured
for an alarmingly high amount.
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Rogue Sausage ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:30,
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AND 50% of the timbers had been removed...
I smell a rat, a big fat hairy insurance fraud rat...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:35,
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clipper
it carried tea from china. the clipper captains used to have races among themselves to see who could get back to blighty the quickest. cutty sark won hands down. it was truly amazing and i don't mind saying that i'm fucking devastated today :(
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:37,
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How old are you?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:41,
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Tea Cutter...Warship...Gay booze cruise boat...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:27,
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Alternative travel arrangements to China
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protocoldroid ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52,
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Shattered Union
Devolution or Dissolution?
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
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or Warholution? ;)
nice
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
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mmm potatoes
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
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Union?
there never was a union
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
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it's a miss-spelling of onion
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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aaah :)
I'm proud of our onion
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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it brings a tear to my eye
:P
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
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In name only.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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There was a "Union of the snake"
but it turned out to be a crap Duran Duran song.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
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....is on the cliiiiiiihiiiihiiiimb...
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:10,
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Right, thats it...
*takes hammer to copy of "Duran Duran Decade"*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:14,
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I fucking love Duran Duran
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mugatu ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:17,
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Blimey, what planet are you on?
'cos this is planet Earth, BUH BUH BUBBA, BUH BUB BUB BUBBA...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:21,
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ha ha!!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:22,
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I was listening to that on my iSpud this morning
I was only 1 when it was released
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mugatu ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:28,
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*pinches cheek hard*
look at you now, all big and hairy you big hairy freak you! *releases cheek*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:31,
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1981....so I was...twelvety....
No, I was 4, just starting school (cue wonder years music) From that moment on, me and my dad....
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:32,
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I was six back then
and around my tenth, I bought my first album, which was a Duran Duran album
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50,
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your name is Rio
and you dance upon the sand
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:22,
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All that dancing will make him hungry (like the wolf)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:28,
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sturdy!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:05,
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He's so square . . .
but only in build, he's reasonably cool otherwise . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
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didn't you hear?
it's hip to be square!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
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we've moved on since the eighties . . .
I mean, it would've looked ridiculous to wear a bowler hat in the eighties . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
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*burns shell suit*
shit! that went up a bit quicker than expected /singed eyebrows
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:10,
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now, the 'no eyebrow' look
THAT is cool . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:11,
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Hahah!
How wude ;) But yes, happy birthday Prof. Meet you round the bike sheds after school...
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
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'ningles you
*enhurgles* I suspect the birthday boy himself is still travelling at speed down the motorway
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay kenny maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartin!!!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
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. . . . and so that, grandchildren was the start
of the great 'letter a' shortage of 2007 . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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yes, happy birthday him. have some
cake
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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Haha
Hattie Jakes' Pretentious Cheese Wog
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
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Hahaha!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:11,
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Oh, he is?
happy birthday then! and a good 'ning to the rest of yez!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
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celebrating his birthday, I meant
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:20,
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Happy burfday you old git!
:D
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:52,
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NSFW: rehash of something i did years ago
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:02,
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I think they're past their sell-by date
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:03,
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they must be fresh, they have sparkles!
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:05,
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nice christmas card
kittins !
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:04,
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i think you need your eyes tested
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
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oh
you're right, i was looking at it upside down. thats shocking
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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TGMTFH
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:05,
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eh?
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:05,
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THAT GIVES ME THE FACKING HORN
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
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oic
thank you for not being obtuse in answering.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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that
gives me the right FACKIN horn /derek and clive
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
archived )
this makes more sense than the above, strangely.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
archived )
Google is your friend.
Ask your friend.
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RarelyEvil ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
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goatse is YOUR friend.
so nurrrrrr.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
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I have no friends
Even google won't talk to me
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:10,
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well, I say!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
archived )
what do you say?
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
archived )
hubba hubba!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:20,
archived )
Ning, peeps.
Not drawn this chap for a while: Xander, the Bunny Barbarian :) What should I doodle the’day?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:58,
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Usagi Yojimbo's older brother :D
does he ride a Chocobo?
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
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Wilma Dearing
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
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^^this this this this, HARD
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:00,
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Wilma Flintstone more like!
sorry
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:02,
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the Battle of the Wilmas
Dearing FTW
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:03,
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"Biddy biddy biddy"
"Nice move Buck!" Edit - just saw The KOH's post below...had to lower the tone....
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
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The best scene in any film ever
"Just let yourself go" = 70s Disco
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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biddybiddybiddy cock out, Buck!!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:02,
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she defintaly GMTFH when I was about 10
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:04,
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Compromise: Chloe as Wilma Dearing?
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:03,
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riding a Chocobo
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:05,
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yes ^that
and happy b3taday. I made you some tenuously name-related seam cayke
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:03,
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COR ta dbroon!
*cuts into a hundred tiny slices* Cayke for all! If you're lucky you get a slice of griffin or a life-saver wotsit in yours!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
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no problem
was quite a simple recipe. Got it off delia.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:11,
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Happy B3taday!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
archived )
thanks Zanks
get your self a slice of cake before all the chewy bits go
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
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bags a beak for later
cheers GS - have a good one!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:24,
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Scarlet
using a special ray gun to turn Pip into Lego.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
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whilst riding a Chocobo
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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A pointlessly graphic and obscene scenario involving D-list television personalities
that you won't draw anyway :)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
archived )
Ning.
Dr. Evil
(
Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:00,
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Woo
I'm still holding out for the Ealing comedy film poster.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:00,
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I'm holding out
for a hero til the end of the niii-eeet
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:05,
archived )
were there Chocobos in that?
*hopes*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
archived )
go on surprise me
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:00,
archived )
Can I buy a vowel?
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:01,
archived )
how much for that fat guy in the circle?
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:02,
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How much for that fat guy in the circle I dont see a price-tag on him
That's you. Oh oh how embarrassing. Z 4 Q another Q a third Q....And the batman Symbol
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Alexander The Great ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:13,
archived )
Did anyone watch Deal or No Deal last night?
I was just waiting for Scrapheap Challenge to come on, but anyway this daft woman fucked up completely - she was fucking devasated - it was hilarious
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:03,
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I've never watched it.
Noel's jeans scare me.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:04,
archived )
Nah, I watched The Pianist on ITV3
That was a fucking barrel of laughs [edit] how rude, happy b3taday!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:04,
archived )
ta emv
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:11,
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yes..yes it was
her daughters...I would
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:05,
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would what?
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
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(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:10,
archived )
O RLY!?
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:16,
archived )
this is what kept me watching
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:10,
archived )
Nah... I watched Spidey 3
S'ok... Happy B3taday!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:09,
archived )
3 hours of time wasted was my opinion
and thanks!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:11,
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I concur.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
archived )
pirates 3
this friday. yay
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Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:13,
archived )
YES!
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:18,
archived )
i disagree!
just to be awkward
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:14,
archived )
this^...spiderman 3 blows goats
Happy B3taday :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:13,
archived )
ha ha!!
how comes you all hate it so much and i really enjoyed it? /on a different planet blog
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:16,
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cos you have a Spidey duvet cover
thanks Prod
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:21,
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I didn't think it was that bad
just too long and a bit lazy. And some extremely dodgy CGI as well. Feels more like 'product' than a 'movie' /Mark kermode blog
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:23,
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but then some amazing CGi as well
the scene that had the Sandman standing for the first time was amazing i'll admit to it not being the best thing i've ever seen but it was hardly shit
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:26,
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Yeah, the sandman was ace
but the fight scenes, like the first one with Parker and Harry, were a bit of a mess. Too old now, can't keep up with this whizz bang editing anymore
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:30,
archived )
I thought it was a delicate balance
between good and shit
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Alexander Graham Smell ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:28,
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i'd be happy to agree with you there
:D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:37,
archived )
Excellent
I could have done without all the exposition, the rearranging his hair into fallout boy style to show he was bad and the comedy butler who is there just in time to explain everything..apart from that i loved it..but then i am a big sidey geek
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Alexander Graham Smell ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:40,
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i loved Bruce Campbell's Cameo
:D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:42,
archived )
YES!
"I am french"..he is all of the ossum
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Alexander Graham Smell ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:44,
archived )
squirrels of tahkcalb
edit: not a comment directed at anything, its theonly picture of squirrels with tts i have. unless you would like badgers with guns
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:07,
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'ning JJ! I'd like to see a scary car journey
down the motorway . . . I suspect you've done this already, but I'd like to see it again . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:01,
archived )
SUMMER HOURS! YAY!
I'd like to see a hatted fellow, having his hat stolen by Scarlet
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:04,
archived )
pffft!
That sounds rubbish C];0D *glees*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:05,
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Sent that off on Saturday.
Sould arrive the'day or the'morrow.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:12,
archived )
*MANSNOGS*
INNA FAYCE You, Sir! are a scholar and a gent!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:16,
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i know what would make a scary car journey!!
if your car happened to be A CHOCOBO!!!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:11,
archived )
A depiction of the role of pantomime horses
in the Metropolitan Police
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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt! ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:01,
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the cast of 'Doctors' replicating Gericault's 'The Raft of the Medusa' using an inflatable clam
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:02,
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inflatable Chocobo
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:21,
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Alan Davies
playing scrabble with a raccoon, in a tumble-drier.
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:20,
archived )
Any chance
Of a larger version?
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spaceage ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:36,
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http://www.b3ta.com/board/7203717
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:50,
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female
bunny in the same pose (with less clothes ;))
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Far Out Slave last ate at ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05,
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and an axe
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Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:23,
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He's not a genius, he just sings what he sees...
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:53,
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i gave you everything you ever needed
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:55,
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:o)
Lo Sire...
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:56,
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you may rise
now entertain me some more or it's off with your head! no wait an execution would probably cheer me up the most actually! *summons the guards*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:58,
archived )
two lidl too late?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:56,
archived )
oi reckons it's...
Lidl by Lidl (unless you were funnying and I didn't get it)
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:57,
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I tried to funny
*slumps off*
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:00,
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I didn't get it.
this is happening a lot today. Sorry.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 11:25,
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everything's a pound
at poundland
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:58,
archived )
tesco by
tesco
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MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:56,
archived )
arf
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:56,
archived )
40% off Gammon and Ham!!!!!!
bargain and pfft
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:57,
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Warning may contain traces or gammon or ham.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
archived )
40% off ghammons.
GHAMMONS; the future of pig-based meat.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
archived )
Hahaha
I saw those signs- most niche signage ever. And who buys meat from lidl!?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:00,
archived )
happy B3taday...
:o)
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:02,
archived )
Don't look back in Land Rover?
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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt! ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
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:o)
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:08,
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haha. classness
i always thought lidl should use this in their advertising (edit: as 'lidl, buy lidl', of course. as an exhortation to potential customers)
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:04,
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'ning
cfb posted in the wee small hours but nobody was aroond.
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Scarylion is wee'ing a lot ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:50,
archived )
nice
is it DTH with a Shatner mask?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:52,
archived )
*raises eyebrow*
'ning all! Congrats on a big round number, you. and Woo! to the hamtouching vector
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:00,
archived )
hamtoucher
tis woo, but reposts in new threads are not good a tip: if you want lots of responses, don't post your pics in the wee small hours when no-one is around. Wait until it's busier and hopefully more people will respond and you won't feel the need to repost. (of course, there's always a chance that no-one will reply if the image is shit, but not in this case cos it's lully)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:54,
archived )
But but but
I have germs man! I Have Just Sneazed! I may well die at anymoment! ;-)
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Scarylion is wee'ing a lot ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:57,
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ok
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:58,
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i saw this!
and i only got out of bed 2 hours ago
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:55,
archived )
Silly King of Hats
8 am is not the wee small hours.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
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i always spaz back a little when i first log on in the mornings
just after checking the popular page beats talking to the rest of the weirdos who post around that time.... :D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:01,
archived )
ning-ning!
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Craig [Est. 1985] ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44,
archived )
Who you calling a home-owner?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:45,
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your home is at risk
if you do not keep up gayness (the happy kind)
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Craig [Est. 1985] ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:47,
archived )
but I've been paying my anti gayness insurance in lumpy instalments
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:49,
archived )
I have pills for that.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:49,
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*buys*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:50,
archived )
You couldn't afford me!
:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:52,
archived )
You're right,
I probabily wouldn't get enough change from my tenner for the bus home
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:55,
archived )
Probably not
If the bus fair was £9.99*terms and conditions apply
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:57,
archived )
*strip searches*
*arrests*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:52,
archived )
no, but I'm a hoe moaner
I spend my sundays travelling round the various branches of B&Q complaining about the queality of their gardening tools
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:46,
archived )
I'm saving that pun
for later use *yoink*
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:48,
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You see I could never do that
Homebase is nearer blog
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:50,
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I'm not a home owner
I'm a total leech
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:46,
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nearly!
this time next week i will be, with any luck. *crosses fingers*
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:47,
archived )
congrats!
*pats on head* (not the cow variety)
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Craig [Est. 1985] ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:48,
archived )
heh
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:51,
archived )
in this day and age?
give over
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:48,
archived )
this is what goes on in discomeats' toilet
I suspect
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:50,
archived )
Rubik's for geeks.
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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:39,
archived )
redus exus
edit: ehehe
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:41,
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FF0000 exus
surely
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:45,
archived )
UBERGEEK
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:47,
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Oooh I say
That's rather arf, that is
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:43,
archived )
Thank fuck I'm not a geek
Coz I'm rissing.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:43,
archived )
html colour codes written on each square
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:00,
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thank you geek.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:01,
archived )
ow
you hit my geek bone with your funny wand.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44,
archived )
Hahaaa!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:44,
archived )
haha and ouch
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:45,
archived )
*guffaws*
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:47,
archived )
as has been said, that is rather arf.
i'd love to see this approach used for paint-by-numbers
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:48,
archived )
pfft!
you could acyually make money with that (think about colour blind people) 4) thinks 5) patents 5) Enters a civil union with Mr. Rubik 6) Kills 7) Profits
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Your watch is BACK ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:50,
archived )
Yay!
next, a braille version for the blind
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:53,
archived )
crumbs and glue
crumbs and glue
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:57,
archived )
Pffft!
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:53,
archived )
they seem to think Monet was colour blind now
and he had really blurry vision at the best of times /the birth of pointalism blog
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:54,
archived )
hahahahahahahah
i'd buy one oh and: "FUCKING FRONT PAGE THIS NOW!"
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
archived )
This ^^^
NOW
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King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies ,
Wed 23 May 2007, 3:00,
archived )
Once again, B3ta throws up a joke product that could actually sell
this is genius. I wish I had the get up and go to steal your idea help you realise its full business potential.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:06,
archived )
Ah, so it was you!
I saw this on Worth1000 yesterday and lolled very hard. Woo!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:15,
archived )
woo!
(
this week i am mostly - medicated ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 10:22,
archived )
ahh, damn it! I got it...
*sulks*
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 21:34,
archived )
Naughty boy.
Do I see you picking off the stickers...?
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot. ,
Tue 22 May 2007, 0:13,
archived )
Oh my
Thats just a little bit woo that is!!
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Jimmer still not dead at ,
Tue 22 May 2007, 0:28,
archived )
what about a sudoku cube?
that'd drive people insane for a while. you'd have 3 letters on each square and you'd try and get it on all 6 faces.
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USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer. ,
Tue 22 May 2007, 3:55,
archived )
They sent me to hell for that very thought
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Shedside ,
Tue 22 May 2007, 9:21,
archived )
This made me laugh
it also made me bask in my geekness as others in the office just didn't get it.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim ,
Tue 22 May 2007, 13:37,
archived )
How bizarre,
I have just come from Worth1000 and laughing at this self same image only to find it fp'd on here. Have a well deserved woo for making me both laughy and surprised all within two clicks of a mouse.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Wed 23 May 2007, 1:17,
archived )
Separated at birth?
John Sergeant and Jo Brand . .
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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:30,
archived )
They scare me
=/
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31,
archived )
yeah
with a rusty hacksaw
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31,
archived )
i always thought so
until now
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31,
archived )
pffft
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31,
archived )
ha ha, you big meanie
spitting all over micto's back like that it's disgusting
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35,
archived )
well sometime I just can't be bothered going all the way
he doesn't know the difference
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:46,
archived )
hahaha
sorry. that tickles me. you are v snide mr micto!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:38,
archived )
this wasn't a crit of the pic at all
i'm merely saying that i thought they looked the same too, but now that i see the face swap, they are clearly quite different facially neither are exactly sexy though
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:40,
archived )
hehe
ok. i agree actually it just sounded very cutting and made me snigger though heh
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:42,
archived )
deeply
disturbing
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evilsoc ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:34,
archived )
Argh!
Jo Brand really hasn't changed much... That's going to give me nightmares
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random_monkey Dosadno mi e ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:35,
archived )
I am worried.
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Damien's Hearse ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36,
archived )
sorry for the TJ
(pics quite woo btw) but i've got the beeb rss feed on my comp, and the cutty sark story has gone from "fire on cutty sark" to "cutty sark fire deliberate" and is now on "cutty sark clipper blaze 'suspicious'" amuses me slightly that they keep altering it
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:36,
archived )
hilarious
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:38,
archived )
there was no sex for Mr Micto over the weekend
:D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:39,
archived )
and this is different to normal how?
/pregnant mictogirl blog
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:42,
archived )
it wasn't me
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:49,
archived )
speaking of the cutty sark...
Carol Oh Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. Robert Oh you are, you are! Carol Oh Robert, do you mean that? Robert Of course I do. Carol You're not just saying that because I asked you? Robert Of course not. Carol Oh Robert ... Robert, are you sure it doesn't put you off? Robert What? Carol My father wanting to come and live with us. Robert No, of course I don't mind your father coming to live with us. Carol He wouldn't just be living with us. Robert What do you mean? Carol Well, he finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own, so I said he could sleep with us. Robert He wants to put his bed in our room? Carol No, no, of course not. Robert Oh good ... Carol Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... Robert What? Carol He'd just get into bed and go to sleep. Robert No. I'm not having that. Carol Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Robert Well I do, but ... Carol Well, he wouldn't look. Robert He's bound to peek. Carol No, no, he wouldn't honestly. Robert No! No! No!! Cut to the three of them in bed. Robert is in the middle. Father wears striped pyjamas, the others are nude. There is an uncomfortable silence. Father You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... (silence; they smile half-heartedly) I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way. Carol Oh no dad, you're not. Robert No, no. Father Good. Silence again. Carol Well, I think I'll get to sleep. Father Are you sure? Carol Oh yes, I'm a bit tired after the wedding. Father Bob, what about you? Robert Oh yes, all right, yes. Father Oh well, I seem to be O/C lights. Carol (to Robert) Good night, darling. Robert Good night. Father Good night! He switches the light off. It is pitch dark. There is a long pause, then a strange scraping noise like a pencil being sharpened. The scraping is followed by sawing and is eventually replaced by short sharpknocking sounds. This goes on for some time. Carol Father. Father, what are you doing? Father I'm making a boat. Carol What? Father It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now. Carol Well, wouldn't it be better with the light on? Father No, no, I'm making it in the dark, that's the point. There is a click. The light goes on. He looks disappointed. In his hands is a completely shapeless mass of wood and nails. Father Oh dear, not as accurate as I thought. Robert It's not the Cutty Sark! Father Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. Good night. (grunts from the others who are already snuggling down; lights go off; silence)
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Damien's Hearse ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:40,
archived )
can you sumarise this in just one word please
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:47,
archived )
hasselhoff
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:49,
archived )
the word that's worth a thousand other words
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:59,
archived )
Why did I read that?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:48,
archived )
EDIT
speaking of the cutty sark... Carol: Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Robert: It's not the Cutty Sark!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:50,
archived )
words!
on my screen!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:50,
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fucking definatly
i was thinking of doing this before; they are infact the same person. even their humor is fairly similar, it's uncanny.
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:41,
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Inspired by Mrs. Trellis comment ...
ref: www.b3ta.com/board/7208467 NSF .edit: oops, got to admit, that squid fishing lure texture came out a little too realistic with the magenta overlay
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:28,
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Adblock
Saving my job since 2006
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:29,
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May just be me, but
Please link this
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:31,
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*adblocks mrs trellis*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:32,
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*trellises mrs adblock*
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mutster101 fell over ,
Mon 21 May 2007, 9:39,
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