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Yeah, ok... This is just weird...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

Are they for when you're feeling a little...

...dog-eared?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

ruff!

I understand that contrafibularities are in order

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

They might be...

*looks suspicious, just in case*

EDIT: Thank you sir!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

Bloody poodles

Horrible things

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

they're not poodles!!

they're lambs in disguise!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

Heh heh

I still hate poodles though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

Easy mistake to make

www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=46730&in_page_id=34

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

poodle chops

never tasted so good

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

Haha, good grief.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

I use to know a poodle that had all it's hair cut short.

It just looked and acted like a normal dog. They're only horrible when people give them stupid poncey haircuts (furcuts?)

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

Poodle on a pencil I know, I know it's serious

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

office lollage

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

You're the 2nd person I made LOL today

I could be the next internet star, like them Arctic Monkeys.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

it's a great feeling isn't it

i had a day recently where a lot of my comments were getting 'lols'

i felt like a god of some sort*

*some sort of pathetic geeky internet god, but a god nonetheless

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

I think of you as some sort of god.

You're like someone that all of us gingers can look up to.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

bless you

~~*ruffles hair*~~
erm
*slaps manfully on the back*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

*burps*

*sicks a little bit down micto's back*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

I thought it was a reference to Paris Hilton

at first

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

Hahahaha

(in tune to Girlfriend in a Coma)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

Or 'Tiptoe through the Tulips'

(Tony Hawks singing Girlfriend in a Coma to that tune - funny!)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

that was fucking wonderful

it truly was one of the (many) best moments

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

Oh yes.

I didnt realise it was a cotton bud, or as the yanks call them "Q-Tips".

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

Wow.

They could lick the insides of your ears clean with their rough doggy tongues.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Ooh, I want to try that.

EDIT: Having the insides of my ears licked with rough doggy tongues, not licking the insides of someone else's ears.

Pffft, I said "rough doggy"

*sniggers*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

This gives me a lob-on

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

cats have rough tongues, not dogs

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

i don't think they own the rough tongue monopoly

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

Pike have teeth on their tongue.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

which is handy for chewy ice cream

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

www.uncutfishing.co.uk/mango1/mouth_pike2.jpg

*fears*

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Hahaha

weirdo!

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

Hahaha! Weird pictures? Here? on b3ta?

Whatever next?

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

Text on pictures

Huge file sizes on Tuesdays
and whiskers on kittens

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

We've had them

huge file sizes on Monday already this week - will it be worse tomorrow?

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Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

I had noticed

I'm dreading tomorrow. And next week, due to increase in trolls.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

I'm looking forward to tuesday

I made a new "read the FAQ" animation. God I got to get out more.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

Or stay in and WRITE SOME SONGS for me to work on....

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

Gah...

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

haha

'you look kind of stupid for a stormtrooper'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

I'd Leia . . . C];0)

Who is she?
I have no idea . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

that ignorant bint

chepstow travelodge

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

ahh . . .

can I retract me 'would'
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

too late!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

I'll just add this "n't" on the end then . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

windowsn't?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

i'm surprised

that no-one has done porpoise hilton

EDIT: ok ok .. everyone has "done" her .. but you know what i mean!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

i'm not

/catty

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

ooh wow

it's a bit early in the week for bitchyness .. but then i can forgive you when there's a pic of Paris just up there :S

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

in the blowhole?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

Did you gross yourself out?

Hahaha

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

I did a bit . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

You can

but I will remember...

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Weetobix, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

'ning!

Beer tomorrow...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

Yippee!

www.b3ta.com/board/7208834
Acers! I know you've seen it . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

Saw it - didn't you get my GAZ?

Also: Meh, summer hours *mutters inaudibly*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

yeah

read the BT . . . I said it was for everyone else . . .
hehehehe! BTW SUMMER HOURS! FTW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

Ah, sorry - I missed that.

That's just about the only BT I haven't read today too! =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

Anyway

what's it like being 40?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Haha, I'll tell you when I find out.

Be sure and let me know =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

no. No.

and NO!

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Weetobix, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

The interrogation begins..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Wowzer!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

There's something very appealing about a woman in a Stormtrooper outfit.

*Must get out more*

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

I think

if you got it out anymore you'd be locked up!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

this^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

'ning KW.

*ruffles fur*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

'ello K-Mo!

*Licks down tufts*

How've you been?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

I've been seriously busy mate.

It's ridiculous, I come into work and they make me do stuff! Don't they know how busy I am?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

its a joke.

got damn company making us do what we're paid for. Don't they know how much time b3ta takes up?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Exactly.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

the one on the right,

shemale?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

Does the thought of that turn you on?

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

more than you can imagine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

I don't know about that.

You don't know how much I can imagine! =)

'ning

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

Drat

Now I'm imagining you getting turned on by a shemale...

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

hahaa

double jeopardy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

ok ...

hands up who's the sick bastard who gets turned on by that!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

what? the idea of verity imagining me being turned on by shemales?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

yeah

maybe i should have asked who isn't turned on by that .. i don't want to flood the board ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

i'm wanking as we speak.

not because of any of this... I just thought i'd let you know.

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

it's turning you on

isn't it

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

*blush*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

let's face it

turning the average B3tan on isn't hard ... turning them off is the tricky bit.

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

i always carry a signed photo of DTH for such emergencies

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

"I don't know, I can imagine pretty much"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

'ning!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

'ning sexy

Happy birthday :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

100% woman

google image 'SWchick Sandy'

She makes Sci-Fi props :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

I think I'm in love

sorry kylie. its over between us

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Indeed..

most hot

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

I think I'm just a sucker for any chick with a blaster

*edit* Not a shemale reference.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

I missread that as "sorry kyle.."

Something going on with Mr Katarn we should know about?

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

No you're right,

Mine was a typo.
Except he hogs the bed covers so I felt we should end it.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

I see ninja action

I was a bit disappointed with this result
images.google.com/images?um=1&tab=wi&hl=en&rls=en&q=starwarschicks+sandy

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

well i'd invade

her death star anytime*

*still not talking about paris there. I'd catch something nasty

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

There's summat really wrong with this

Has Chewie had a stroke?

starwarschicks.com/gallery/albums/dragoncon2004/34HanChewie.jpg

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

Hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

no, you can shop that in nowadays

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

General Pinochet is melting!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

*goes off to make a feature film with that title*

in the tradition of 'one of our dinosaurs is missing'
the decommissioned wax bust of pinochet from madame tussauds has been stolen
but it contains gordon brown's secret plans for the next election victory
will a crew of dedicated brownites find it
before the gangsters melt it down & reveal its secret*

*classifed '15' for scenes of melting and mild politics

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

If only...

In this case Vader would probably bring her a salad and smoothie and then ask nicely where she hid the plans.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

OI!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

Yes?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

Leave those kids alone!

sorry, thought we were singing Pink Floyd.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

you said hello

i didn't reply
i explained about it
you didn't reply
i said OI!
cheese and onion french fry?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Oh, no thanks. They give me a headache

too many e numbers I'd wager.

My weekend was ok. Still looking for a new car.
I need one, but I've only got about a grand in savings and I don't want to part with it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

leave her

there to rott!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

Stupid labs blocking b3ta, I can't see half of the pictures posted on here through barnesy

*gets stabbing fork and goes to the techies office*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

'ning dude.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

'ningles me ol china plate, how be thee?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

I'm all of teh ace matey.

How many people did you stab?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

only 4

but I've not left the lab yet

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

You work with the big, purple dinosaur?

\o/

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

My problem three days a week

just not today

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

Previously

Previouslyer

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

muhaha, like it :)

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nadey, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Requires

more woo as the above pic is getting too much attention

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

lovely, lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

Today I am mostly making recursive images...

...for no particular reason other than my own amusement :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

Today I am mostly posting recursive replies...

...for no particular reason other than my own amusement :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

Pffft.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

That is delight.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

arf

I saw the OP and wanted to write this, then scolled down to note I had been beaten to it by ages and miles.

Edit: today I can't spell and I'm a FUCKING MONG!*

*No offense to any fucking mongs or their bloody relatives

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

Haha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

knee

mate

it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

^what he said^

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Q&D

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

Fucksocks, I'm too slow...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

Am I too late?

(BlimpyMcFlah, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Bindun lots matey

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

Nah, jump on board

plenty of room on this 'ol wagon.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

fuck it

ther'll be worse

/miserable cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

Bah!

Whatever happened to FLUFF!? I drew a sexy nurse, but she's not very good . . . would she cheer you up?
hmmm? yes?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

can you see her bedside manner?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

Oh yes!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

ZOMG

It was made of wood!

How did that get past the building inspectors!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

you are too late

but what the hell, who actually on this board has more than a three thread concentration span anyway? (apart form the Nazis)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

There is ablolutely nothing wrong with my concentr

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

becoz i am intelly junt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

you can get one of those handy addons for firefox

vertical scrollbar

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

It's all very well to laugh at the unfortunate destruction of a irreplacable piece of history,

but will you be laughing quite so much when it turns out to have been the work of TERROR, and the government grant the power to arrest and rape anyone found with a flame upon their person to the police?
Will you laugh then? Will you?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

Laugh no

maybe a little chuckle, perhaps even a light hearted "pffft!"

But certainly no laughing.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

No, but

only because you enjoy being arse molested by men with truncheons.

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

Lies!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

TERROR

*jumps on the fearmongering train*

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

John Peel did it

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

He swam up the Thames

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

The very same whale-riding John Peel

that lives in the Thames?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

It's amazing how often I find out about news events from b3ta.

'ning everyone!

As it's my birthday, there's cake and biscuits and stuff in the kitchen - help yourself =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

*scuttles off to kitchen*

Bah! It's nowhere near as good as BEER!
BAHBAHBAH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

OH DEAR GOD THIS^

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

Happy birthday!

*big kisses*
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

anyone seen today's metro crossword?

6 down
www.metro.co.uk/crossword

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

Being blocked

by work's web filters.

What is it?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

it's

"They set fire to vessels (8)"

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

odd

if it's in the metro, that should be in thursday's crossword

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Öö

TERROR

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

i never learnt to read,....

plus i'm blind...

(BlimpyMcFlah, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

QNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr

What are the odds of me getting my croaky old serial graphics tablet to work on linux?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

The odds are quite good.

Serial tablets are quite easy to set up. Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

but only good if you can draw in gimp.

It's good, but I suck with it completely.

(Azzek!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

Not just GIMP.

Inkscape is better for drawing.

Sadly I do not have a graphics tablet at work any more, and don't really feel like using it in the evenings or weekends. Hence my latest submissions are crappy pencil doodles.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

your stuff isn't crappy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

Aaaw, you flatterer, you.

*blushes*

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

*bums*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

I heard very good of Krita

but I never got around to try it.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

Nor did I.

I'm too busy trying to find an open source animation package that works and that I can understand.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

GIMP/GAP headache?

I managed to use it but for very simple things.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

I tried it.

I left feeling confused and soiled.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Roll on the Fowl puns

I got a spare hard disk from a job I was on a while ago, I keep meaning to put linux on it. How hard is it to run windows in linux on a seperate monitor in linux, anyone know?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

it's a piece of piss

I got ubuntu running wine with no problems, however it does tend to slow things down somewhat

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

Groovy. I may give it a go tonight when I finish writting a report.

I just fancy looking all geeky now, you know to impress people, let them know I never leae the house.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

i had one running years ago

ir was that linux running on a windows machine.

i think it was called sandbox, or somthing like that, it was running a version of suse, crikey this is taking me back a few years.

you could also use wine
www.winehq.org/

[edit]also here, www.linux.com/article.pl?sid=06/07/20/1654251
after a quick google search.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

cheers matey.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

this thread confirms in my mind that i never want to go near linux/unix

you spend all your time installing it then trying to get it to work, and you can't run proper software on it anyway

seems very daft to me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

Bah!

I don't have a windows machine in my house.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

It's not hard,

but you'll need:

A dual-head graphics card or two single-head graphics cards;
VMWare server;
A windows install disk;
The latest version of Ubuntu on a CD.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

Im using

Wubi and ubuntu. Wubi will allow me to run ubuntu on a windows partition, but it runs as a seperate OS.

Its very handy.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

I have Windows on the origonal HD already

was going to install Linux on the spare one and have it ask you which one you wnated to use on start up.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

Thats easy enough todo.

The bootloader for ubuntu will let you do that.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

cheers I'll give that a go.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

Or the easier approach.

Download Wubi, download ubuntu 7.04 alternative iso from ubuntu.org and install that. It has made things easier for me.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

we have VMWare

and works perfectly (never tried on two monitors, but I can't see why not)
To write the configuration file you need the full version though.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

Which is free,

free I tell you! Free, like a bird with eyes.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

needs more transparency...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

Edited

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

too much transparency...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

sorry i didn't reply before.
i was on lunchtime.
my weekend was rubbish cos i was working saturday and sunday as a favour to me old mam.
how was yours?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

it's not crap

you're just not ready for my style

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

I know, it's the style of tomorrow.

;)

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

~~croaky old serial graphics tablet~~
etchasketch

/talk

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

Art exams are fun

I made a tripytch. Click to open it.

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

making your own

Tomb stone?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

stone carving is difficult and slow

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

*scared*

I'm not clicking till someone else does...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

it's arty

and contains 0% goatse

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

although

I feared this at first glance

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

this is woo

in an arty way

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Ace!

Maybe you could help with 7 across then
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

dum
tish

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

That's terrible!

*groan*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

\o/

I LIVE for groans . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

*groans*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

phroooar!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

*groans more*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

SHHHH!

TLH'll hear! \o/
HAHAHAHAHAHA! COR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

lully

i made something crap out of clay for my art exam. chucked it together and it broke in the kiln - yet still got an A in the exam. *baffled*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

Apparently it's more about the research, background and things

than actually doing it properly

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

wheel of time?

or was that two serpents eating each other's tails?

(Azzek!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

ouroboros

thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

oh cockmittens

so that's what they were referring to in WHR as "orubo"... damn japanese abbreviations and witches.

(Azzek!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

For anyone else who doesn't know,

I think he's referring to an anime called "Witch Hunter Robin".

/saving people the google

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

I wish I had done Art instead of Technology at school

14 years later I still have nightmares about electronics, not being able to get the components from Maplins and circuit boards that never worked.

Shudders.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Death Row Tull

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Rob?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

Is that your answer to everything?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

Rob.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

I was bracing myself for that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

Rob?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

Bor!

Bor Bor BOORR!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

Orb?

Orb?! Obr!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

ORB!?

Witch!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

*cackles insanely*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

Mrs GS said that after our 'first time'

however the inflection was

I was bracing myself for that?

Jokes about withdrawals and losing interest welcome

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

I though I was your first time!

You lied to me!
*sobs*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

you were honey

but I was only 8

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

You just made me choke on my frazzles

Well done, keep up the good work etc

Happy b3taday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

she said that the second time

after I'd done the exercises

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

And now I've choked on my KitKat

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Happy lunch

Is anybody else doing these Fruity Friday thingies for cancer awareness at work?

or is it just us lot? www.fruityfriday.org

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

These what now?

I am aware of cancer, what do I win?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

I'd consider

fried fridays

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

Now there's an event I'd celebrate!
Fried bread ftw. it goes with every meal so effortlessly

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

we've considered this in our dept

but felt we might get some black marks for not 'joining in with the spirit of things'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

a second-hand tumour

use it as a paper weight

This Friday we are having a 'zany' and no doubt 'kerazzy' Friday involving smoothie making competitions and the best of all - casual dress! We already do smart casual anyway, but I think we can wear jeans and trainers. We can also come in dressed as a fruit if we want (Larry Grayson?)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

\o/

go as a banana and a couple of plums in a basket

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

haha

I hope I don't break down on the way to work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

Hahaha

thats my biggest fear when I go to a fancy dress party.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

Mrs GS and I entered a taxi at Paddington station as an ordinary couple

and exited the other end as The Hooded Claw and Penelope Pitstop

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

cool!

I just sit on the bus and look like a twat =/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

You work in a weird place

This Friday I am off work and going to see Pirates. I also wear jeans whenever I want :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

It is a bit odd, but then again it is in the booze industry

the perks are - shall we say - 'good'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

You're my best friend

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

*works every time*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Go more casually dressed than normal.

Wear a poncho, grow a big hippy 'fro, carry a stick and shout at people for leaving carbon footprints when they fart.
Then inform them that you store your farts in recyclable paper bags so they can be used as floatation devices when the melting ice caps flood the city

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

you've put a lot of thought into this haven't you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

I care for the environment

occasionally*
_{_*Lies.}

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

Rob?

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

What?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

Say What?

What?

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

haha lame*

*raising money for cancer is not lame. days dedicated to fruit are. fruit should only come in juice form.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

we do Fruity Fridays for AIDS

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

Shame, I thought it might be an initiative

to be outrageously camp for a day

(

fuscous, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

aw :(

bless

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

pssst - It's a lie for comedic purposes

/Welsh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

phew!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

I thought you'd said "infection" until I read it again!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

not this time!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

*Office lols*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

this^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

That was the first thing I thought as well.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

(tsio, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

Hehe

I was expecting more flute though.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

Story of my life

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

One time at band camp?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

she played the tuba though

*runs away with arms flailing*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

*parps*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

Have you been watching American Pie again? ;o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

Good lord no

what am I, 'generation X'?!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

So you're Billy Idol now?

It's the Saddleworth air that's caused that.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

skinflute?

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

ooh ta

good of you to offer

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

I aim* to please

but mostly miss

(

mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

*wipes eye*

sigh

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

I will happily try again....

give me a few mins

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

Paris can keep him company! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

Holy crap!

'noon proddy!
Hows you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

not bad..applying to graphic design companies for jobs :/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

ooh, good luck

In the end I gave up job hunting and I spammed my CV to every job on the Computing list without even reading the brief.

Turning up to interviews not knowing what you were interviewing for was fun. except when they ask "so why did you apply for this position"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

good luck

i've been hunting for a while now.

don't tread on my toes or i will kill you for the same position.

where you looking?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

At the moment The Bridge are the only advertising/design agency who got back to me saying they will get in touch

I'm only applying to Scottish companies

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

that's far enough away not to tread on my toes.

gaz me and i'll gaz you back all the sites i look at for jobs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

This has me gleeing all over the place

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

Well mop it up then

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

I like it better this way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

Fair enough

*falls over*
*notes lack of warning sign*
*sues*

Profit!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

that's clearly a fake

as she appears to have boobs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

according to something i saw yest

she's had implants. fuck knows where though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

in between her ears

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

hahaha

(

mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

the paris pic is from house of wax

so she musta had em done then

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

needs more abuse

and realisation that the world doesn't revolve around her

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

And HALVED HER JAIL TIME!?!?!

the joy in me died when I heard that. and she gets her own separate part of the jail away from the "real/not-famous criminals"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

i know, it's a travisty

they should have doubled it just for the online petition.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Haha agreed.

I mean, wtf do you learn from 2 weeks in prison?
Its hardly time for her to reflect and come out reformed.
she's probably had a harder time filming that tv show she did.

I hope she gets out of prison and runs someone over

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

this

while high on drugs and having kidnapped a small child that she has locked in her boot.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

she was already getting the special treatment

to stop her arsehole being ripped open by big bertha.
it's a standard for all celebs, no matter how pointless

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

so what, all you need to do is commit a crime and then get as famous as you can before they catch you

then you get stuck in the luxury suite.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

This Is A Good Picture.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

Crap pun Monday! I've DREAMED of this day! Woo!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

Heh heh

*still gleeing about ISIHAC*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

I wish I was coming to 'fampton

but we're away C]:0(

*glees about Brum*
Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

As birfday prezzies go, it's pretty unbeatable

I'm going to Alton Towers for my birthday treat :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

pffft

seen them a couple of times. bloody good live band.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Fucking

Hippy.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

The Last Cuppa...

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Hahaha!

Yay! Ace pun!
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

Lovely.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

*thinks of more*

Last Upper
Last errrrr

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

How about 'The Fast Supper', where the disciples are all piled into a minivan at a drive-through McDonalds?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

Gateaux Blaster, anyone?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

Hahahaha!

Musical cakes... This Is The Future.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

Nah,

I've got a victoria sponge that plays old 78s kicking about somewhere

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

Pffft!

Not bad!

(pssst! The 'x' is only when it's plural)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

French pedant

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

is that like

a french fancy?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

only with more icing

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Only less tasty

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

french fancies

are vile, mr. kipling should disown them and stick to nice english cakes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

They're not too bad

If you're in dire need of a sugar boost. Probably not a great idea for diabetics.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

i can't remember!

the nice cake with the white icing and a cherry on it that tastes of almonds! they're excellent as sugar boostage too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

Cherry Bakewells

Yum!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

Bakewell tarts?

Bleurgh. I hate almonds to the point of nausea

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

cherry bakewell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

that's the bunny!

i love cherry bakewells, they sell individual ones in the shop across the street. they go smashingly with a cuppa

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

aha!

so THAT'S a sound bite?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

pun-tastic!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

unfortunately

i'm chock-full of 'em...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

i like the topping

what did you use for the basse?

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

DROP THAT GATEAUX BLASTAH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

diddle diddle dit diddle diddle dit

s! express!
diddle diddle dit diddle diddle dit
s! express!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

UNO

UNO

UN DOS TRES QUATRO!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

i've got the hots for you

do do-do da da da-da da!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

Awwwwwww that's bad!

No, that's good!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

I fucking love that

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

i'm going to have to dig out the album

superfly is gonna take you higher!
surperfly gonna take you hiiiiiiigh!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

Bastard!

Putting shit music in my head! Grrrr.

*listens to Pump up the Volume to flush it out*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

O_O shit?!

it's BRILLIANT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

I think you'll find I'm right.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

hardly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

I've got the hots for you

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

mmm

tastey

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

hello lovely

hows work for you?

:D

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

its great

Im designing gifties and surfing b3ta and flickr... mainly the last two today! i dont like mondays!

hows you my favourite thor?

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

i am lully thank you

i'm still looking for that elusive new job, damn you employers, give me a job.

*shakes fist as prospective employers*

other then that i'm great, i've had a DIY packed weekend.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

this is so much win

(no friends Tasting your cake., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

*woofers it down*

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fuscous, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

Brilliant!

Another pun I've not done . . .
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Please spare a moments thought...

Click for better jpg
(warning 200k!!!)

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

dog aids

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mutated monty, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

i am always willing to give

aids

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

you am always willing to give

~~aids~~ head

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

i deny nothing!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

oh file size

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

'lo ms

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

'ning

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

bunkers? pah

if the board gives you lemons
mush them into your face and scream I LIKE LEMONS! MOAR LEMONS! NOW!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

i find funneling the juice down my freshly brillo'd japs eye the way to go.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

brillo?

wet'n'dry surely?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

amature.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

I don't think we'll ever get him onto the broken glass and vinegar "game"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

i think you might be right.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

I read that as the "Broken glass vagina game"

I was confused and aroused

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

It's a very similar game

and is equally confusing and arousing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

*Runs out of tissues*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

My word!

What the hell is that thing in the second picture?

And why do you think 100kb is okay when 200kb isn't?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

it's called a bikini

named after the place they tested hawaii or something

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

it's Lionel Richie's spoilt brat of a daughter

and co-star with Paris Hilton in that crap
show where they make them get real jobs
then get sacked because they're shite

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

Does it count as NSFW?

I know it doesn't look like porn but I wouldn't want someone to see it and think that was my taste in women!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

I think I'd have to agree here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

you know too much

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

stab him with forks

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

*sharpens tines*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

i know everything

most of which i have forgotten

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

we must destroy him.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

Can we do it from within?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

we can but try.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

this version is still 100kb

which is too big

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

It's not the size,

It's what you do with it!

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

it's the size

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

let them perish, that's what i say.

then we will be rid of the plague of them for good.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

This. A thousand times over.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

Silly SSS

They can only perish the once. They're not Jesus.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

you've clearly

never seen any zombie films

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

Jesus was in a zombie fillum?

That man's a loon!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

eurgh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeee

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

THRUST YOUR PELVIS!

UHHH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

you're

making me horny again

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

what the blazes?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

she got all da movez!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

Mmmm tasty seams

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

Today I will mostly be playing with mosaics, I think

Hidden bee!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

OIK!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

would you beelieve it.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

it's

beehind you

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

beeshit!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

bee-autiful

: )

(whatsinaname, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

That's lully

bees ftw!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

Bees and dux. Life is bliss.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

duck are so great

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

Damn straight

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

Cor, thats pretty

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

thankyou

I've been vectoring much lately . . . whenever I'm insomniac . . .

How's you?
long time no chat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

arf!

mrs thor and scarlet were at her parents for the weekend to let me get on with som diy.

i slipped back into my very latenight habits again.

but they are back today, so i'll have to be in bed at a reasonable time so that i can wake up extra early tomorrow with the little 'un

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

that's not a duck!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

read the brian text, you LOSER!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

it's not a stretched duck either MONGTARD

concilliatory invisible text

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

That's why I scarpered!

C]:0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

I likes that Dave!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

Excellent stuff!

wish I could click that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

you can

Hahahaha! icon mini challenge compo! Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

hooray!

*clicks*

that's a remarkably large icon :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

I have no idea what you mean

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

Swan!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

LSD-tastic!

Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

You broked my chess board!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

Thooper!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

this is all the ace!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Queen's Bishop to King's Knight 3

or something

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

Happy b3taday mister

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

thanks sister

I don't see bees though

I see a fish

how's you anyhoo?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Glorious

Avoiding work. Its brillo. Hows you?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

having a quiet day at work

boss in meetings all day - yay!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

crouching hornet

hidden bee

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

Every martial arts film should be remade with bees. Purely because the coreography would be hilarious.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

In ninja Scroll

a bad guy has an entire bee hive nestled in his back

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

How inconvenient

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

ah! glasshopper, er, i mean, um, bumblebee!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

'You have killed my bee, now I must have revenge'

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

oh, i totally missed the obvious

Wu Tang Killer Bees On Tha SWARM!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Ahahahahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Hahaha!

Grand!
mosaicey thing
Bzzz!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

I see it! I SEE IT!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

americans practise

finding the hidden "stinger" missiles...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

thats thooper!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Excel ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

THIS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

man - you have time on your hands!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

hehehehe!

don't you mean talent? . . . no, no, time it is then
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

nice lipstick

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

it's called . . . oh . . . dog lipstick red . . .

*pales*
*sicks into mouth*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

hahahaha dirty boy

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

But is it art...?

what is it?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

Nice.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

A special tv programme will be on later on bbc1

Apparently it will be very enlightening.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

aaaaiiiiii......

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

uh-oh!

He's thrown himself on his own killing knife!
Aww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

Hahaha, christ

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

Haha

Fuck

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

Indeed

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Snotty

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

hahahhaahahahahaha

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King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

can i have some of whatever you're having?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

That'll be sixpence, thank you

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

bargain!

two please!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

Comin' Right Up.....

*serves me right for drinking them both first*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

Are you

trying to seduce his wife?

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

well

if that's on offer
who am i to refuse?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

haha brilliant! I love ghostbusters...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

that took me far too long

and im not sure why

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

*sympathy bums*

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

you have shares in Lemsip

AICMFP

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

Hahahaha!

Acers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

Hahahaahahahaha

Wonderful.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

Excellent.

This is nice.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

Hahaha!

Best non-cutty-sark related post today!

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Weetobix, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

Hahahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

arf! lovely!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

Hot topic, I assume...

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DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

argh the pun!

it burns!!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

Badum tish!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

Gutted Sark

Only saying this as I'm about to go teaching, and can't be arsed to shop it before I go

nicely done that man! - woo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

i'm guessing here,

but did you add that flame in yourself?
(and if so, are you colourblind?)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

That's the "joy" of MS Paint

I'm to spazzy to be allowed on Photoshop

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DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

but MS paint has ALL the colours!

You can edit them and everything!

Look!
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

pixelicious!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

i bet you had great fun placing those 2 white pixels....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

in her eyes?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

aye

i can't stop staring at them
they're so captivating

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

great arse, too . . .

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

Arse

Seems I'm too spazzy for MS Paint too...

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DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

huzzah!

when I first switched on the news this morning, I had no sound and all I could see was a large fire and a big white tent. I thought it was the Radio 1 Big Weekend up in flames.

Bitter disappointment

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

that would have been immeasureably better

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

Happy b3taday fella :)

..and point six in your profile

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

cheers dude

and yes - yes they are

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

Hahahaha

I see what you did there. Because the Cutty Sark was a Clipper, and that's a Clipper lighter, which might have been used to set god I'm even boring myself here.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

i think i love you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

Awwww... fanks!

*bums*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

Ace

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

sadly, the glory never turned up

the glory never turned upbut 'quarter-final defeats' was too long to fit on a matchbox

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Pffft.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Drive!

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

I am now the proud posessor of both heebies and jeebies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

hahaa

quick!

(

Mousing, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

I love the wipers going. :o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

Hahahaha

Put your foot down man!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

Don't look back!

He's gaining on us!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

Hahaha, that's brilliant!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

Must go faster...

must go faster!

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Brims Spurts., Mon 21 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

this deserves more woo!

WOOO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

Ladies & Gentlemen - The Last Slippers...

Edit: Ooops, forgot to shop out his feet - Darn!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

jesus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

christ

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Mousing, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

on a bike?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

an invisible bike

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Mousing, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

Ahhh, I'm with you now..

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

yes

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

cozy toes!

nice, in an elderly way

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Gadzooks!

Discovered!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

fear not, aged one!

cozy toes make for a fine getaway

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

Indeed they do, by jiminy.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

much like

hydro bedsocks in that respect

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

or a pre-warmed loved one

onto which one can strategically place one's icy feet.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

only

if one enjoys being volleyed across the bedroom lol

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

so bloody true

Doesn't stop her doing it to me....

(phwoar!)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

she still does it to you?

even with icy feet? that's commitment, that is.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

hehe

nice one...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

hehe

;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

office-based laughing out loud embarrasment occurance

or:
ZOMG! LOL! :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Are they having 5 loafers and 2 fishes?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

My eyes appear to be burning with your punning, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

hehe :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

Pea roasting time

(

The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

It's Roastin' Time!

(bitchman contains mild peril, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

stop staring at me!

(radja, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

Ha ha!

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

Very good indeed

Does anyone find her attractive or, like me, thinks she looks like a crocodile?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Both

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

^ this ^

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

Braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

this is GRAND!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

ha!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

my monitor

is now wearing a fine covering of red bull. i hope you're happy
;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

well, better out than in, I'd say

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

maybe

but if my monitor has to get sticky, i'd rather it wasn't with my wake-up juice.

or would i?...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

*deletes mental image quickly*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

teheheheeh

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

haha

I did this a while back

...but now I've lost the bloody image...grrr

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

i've had 'er

/mictoboy

(

mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

Hooray for incognito hairdos

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

It's like Lady and the Tramp, but worse, and with worms

sorry Dave ;D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

pffft

but have an 'I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE' with that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

HabbyBirtdee

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

thanks toasty

I even fixed my zombie pic link in my profile spechally

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

yay!

Oooh, I have a comic shop stocking my book now, yay!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

cool

online or one of those old fashioned real ones?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

a proper walk in one, with geeks and overpriced old toys and everything!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

stuff you can touch!

it's the future
.
.
.
THE FUTURE!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

*follows*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

but

then it won't be mint anymore
heretic

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

sweet!

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

ta micto

b3tadydd hapus i fi!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

haha

dai iawn

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

diolch yn fawr

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

dois dim ots*

*knows this is spelled wrong :(

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

pfft

Un mys y fyny
Un mys y lawr

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

nope

you've reached the limit of my knowledge
although i do know 'lawr' is floor - or is that 'llawr'?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

llawr is floor

i lawr is 'down'

it's a Welsh nursery song that I was forced to sing. It has actions.

One finger Up
One finger Down
One finger Up
One finger Down

Two.... etc

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

That's filthy

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

wait til they get to the chorus

1 finger up two sheep...

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

aha

fair dos :)
sospan fach a velly arach tan
sospan fawr a velly arach llawr
etc.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

Haha EWWWW

Thats disgustin'

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

beurgh!

but arf!

I like that google patent. It makes you discover new things every day. It appears that I have been infringing on this one my entire life.

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

ewwwwww! C]:0D

EDIT: Bah! got twice as many replies as mine! *Hmmphs!*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

Would.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

ewww....

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

yay

gets out the bob martin's

(

The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

h2g2 used to have a page

on 'how to make a goose necklace' that was something along these lines.
it's been deleted for years, though

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

Was it to do with feeding geese bacon rind?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

on a string

yes

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

Hahahahaha

This is beginning to make sense!

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

hahaha!

img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/mousing3/scoobywithworms.jpg

(

Mousing, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

Well if we invite Shaggy

he's bound to bring that dog of his

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

and wanking!

hehehe! 'ningles! Long time . . .
Hurray!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

aaaand wanking

noongles

(

Mousing, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

hehehehe!

/has NOOOO idea how or why this all started
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

I think i said something to which the obvious reply was 'and wanking', and about 3 people said it simultaneously

and then of course everyone else did too...

(

Mousing, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

Ewwww

This reminds me of a story a mate of mine told me recently. He was working in Ghana when a dog made movements like that. A worm was hanging from his (the dogs) ass. My mate pulled out the worm, and fed it to a chicken.

/poultry cuisine blog

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

ah, the clean crisp taste of your own gastric juices

/very close to puking blog

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

and you still call this person

a mate?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

even more so!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

*mental note*

always refuse invites to mediocre parties

only go to fantastic ones

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

*bleurgh*

chickens eating arse worms? nasty

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

that is great

pffft

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

hahahaha!

smashing!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

I made this about 2 years ago

and only just got round to finishing it.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

/dave?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

I just had a fork on the floor

and have an 'oof' flavoured woo

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

Is it a happy b3taday occasion?

I can't see icons at the moment.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

it is indeed

and cos its me I have a special icon for the day

It's a 200 x 200 true colour icon of a nude Marylin Monroe popping out of a cake singing happy b3taday to me.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

was it a fork project?

/sourceforge blog

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

All London Underground staff

Are deliberately beligerent power-happy self-serving scum.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

you've used the tube at least once then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

Every bloody day.

I have many stories, including my GF, late one night and on her own, wanting to get change for the 'phone as her mobile was dead. They refused, told her to find a shop, when outside was surrounded by a gang of yoofs.

She was terribly polite, reasonable, and pleaded with them, they still refused. She eventually asked, "You're actually enjoying this, aren't you?" and he replied "Yes."

They are all scum. Absolute scum.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

they have an aura of not-giving-a-fuck about them

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

hahaha

jesus!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

i made a pic on friday

'the fantastic fork'
i didn't even upload it cos it was fucking rubbish

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

Pffff!

Well it sounds funny at least.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

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